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Something from Tim Whittick.

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He calls me Yoko.

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He doesn't call you Yoko.

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Every time he sees me,
he somehow manages

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to work the word "Ono"
into the conversation.

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Oh, no.

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So I read through those notes
from that Tim guy,

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and I ran them past legal.

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And?

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You have a legal problem.

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Bloody hell.

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He wants to run the show with you.

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I thought you were gonna
make this go away?

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So did I.

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If you maintain
your current rate of spending,

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you'll run out of money
by the time you get here.

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2019?

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Fuck you.

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Sync & corrections by Elderfel
www.addic7ed.com

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Yo. It's Bob.

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If you don't have good news,
I'm hanging up.

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All right. Be well.

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Oh, fuck. What?

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Apparently Penzel stopped
paying your taxes

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four years ago.

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Bullshit. I signed the returns.

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I signed the checks.

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Then he shredded the returns,

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cashed the checks,
and took the money.

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I've been on with the IRS all morning.

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How much?

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$7.9 million.

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Jesus.

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Yep.

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Now what?

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Now we do what we should have done
in the first place.

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No, no. No, not the plane.

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Oh, the plane's
not even a question.

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We got to talk about the cars,
the beach house,

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the place in Cabo,
the watches, the restaurant,

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the boat, the dinosaur egg...

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Mm.

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You look like your nuts
got kicked in the nuts.

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Financial shit.

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Okay, I had an idea.

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And before you say no,
I think it could be

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very lucrative for both of us.

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- What?
- Sex tape.

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You're fucking crazy.

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You remember mine?

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I may have jerked off to it.

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- It was good, right?
- Good enough.

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I made enough from that one tape
to move to Brentwood,

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and that was just me
and some black guy.

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Imagine...

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I'm not making a sex tape with you.

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I'm not talking about now.

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I still have the one from...

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From what?

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Is this you being funny?

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No idea what you're talking about.

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Seriously?

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- What, us?
- Yeah, us.

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- Come on.
- Wow.

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- Forget it.
- No, tell me.

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- When?
- Years ago.

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What, like, before Friends?

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Yeah, before Friends.

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I was the famous one.

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I was Kelly. You were nobody.

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And you don't remember me?

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No.

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Dick.

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By the way, this lunch is on me.

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Absolutely not. We invited you.

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Well, I appreciate that,
since I did not bring any money.

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I'm not joking.

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I'll also need $10
for the valet, so...

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Still not joking, but all right.

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A toast to... the three of us.

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Oh, yeah.
Well, look, here's the thing.

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The three of us working together?

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Really?

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Really?

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That's the worst toast ever.

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Seriously, you have to admit,
it's a bit untenable.

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Not to me.

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But since I was part
of this project first,

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if you want to step aside,

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I would totally support that.

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Well, I'm not stepping anywhere.

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Oh, no?

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Okay, you heard it again, right?

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- I did.
- What?

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Honestly, we can't all do it together.

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You know that.

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I'm not going anywhere.

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Look, we both appreciate...

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Yeah, I don't think
you appreciate fuck all.

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I've been hanging on to this business

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by my damn fingernails.

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Three weeks ago, I was this close

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to junking the whole bloody thing

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and going to work
for my brother in Watford,

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cleaning up crime scenes
and suicides.

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This is my chance

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to not be wiping brains off a wall.

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Finally, I have a TV show...

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A big, fat American TV show...

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And Eileen says
that if it takes off...

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Wait. I'm... I'm sorry.

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Eileen?

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Oh, yeah. I signed with Eileen.

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Eileen is your agent?

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- Right.
- Our Eileen is your Eileen?

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Yeah.

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Anyone care to wipe my brains
off the wall?

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Eileen Jaffee's office.

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It's Sean and Beverly Lincoln.

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- Is she there?
- Let me check.

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You're on with Eileen.

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Hi, guys.

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You signed Tim?

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I signed him who?

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Not "him," Tim.

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- Oh, yes.
- Seriously?

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You don't see this as a
potential conflict of interest?

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- Not yet.
- It's unconscionable.

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Honey, I'm about to lose you.

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I'm on a plane, and we're taking off.

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Where you going?

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Um...

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Okay, the Chateau Marmont?

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Alan Thicke's birthday party?

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We went back to my place,
and I blew you in my hot tub!

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Jesus.

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I was at Alan Thicke's birthday party?

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What was that?

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- She's got it in her head that we...
- It happened!

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- Hello?
- Hi, honey.

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Quick question...

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We just heard about this Tim person.

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What?

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Eileen says he's going to be
running the show

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- with you guys?
- Bloody Eileen.

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Was she kidding?

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I wish. He's Sean's ex-partner.

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Oh, God, it's too upsetting
to even talk about.

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Well, we're gonna need to meet him.

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You should definitely not meet him.

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If he's gonna be part of the show...

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Hopefully a very, very small part.

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Uh-huh.

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Sean and I are trying
to keep his involvement

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to an absolute minimum.

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Mm.

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I am begging you,
do not meet with him.

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It will only inflate

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his already ridiculous
sense of importance.

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Great. We'll set up a meeting.

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Talk to you later. Bye-bye.

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But...

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You seem a little stressed, bud.

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You think?

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The Penzel thing?

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It's like the perfect storm,

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if the storm was made of shit.

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Well, if it's any help, lunch is on me.

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Lunch is always on you.

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What'd help is a job.
You got one of those?

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Hey, I'm not a magician.

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Yeah, well, you better
pull something out of your ass.

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What magic shows did you go to?

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You mean to tell me
there's nothing out there?

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Not nothing. Things come your way.

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But I try to be selective.

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I don't want to waste your time
with shit.

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Waste my time. Tell me.

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Okay, there's a thing
I just got a call on.

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Yeah?

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Normally, I wouldn't even think

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- of bringing this to you.
- Bring it. What's the show?

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- Not a show.
- Movie?

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Not exactly. It's...

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a party.

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Are you shitting me?
You're bringing me a party?

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See, this is why I screen stuff.

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What kind of party?

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It's a birthday party for the head of state
of a country in Central Asia.

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He's turning 50, and he's offering

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to pay $500,000 for you to be there.

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Half a million to show up at a party?

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Yep.

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Why would you not bring me this?

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Um, his regime is somewhat iffy...

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torture-wise.

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Huh.

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- You ever heard of Kharakistan?
- No.

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He's the "butcher" of Kharakistan.

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And he wants me
at his birthday party?

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Apparently he's a huge Friends fan.

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Loves the show. Joey's his favorite.

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Aw.

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Now, keep in mind,
he's widely considered

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to be among the worst dictators
on the planet.

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- Okay.
- He's a war criminal.

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He's been accused
of unspeakable atrocities.

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On the plus side,

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he would send
his private plane for you.

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Hmm.

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Also, you can bring
as many people as you want.

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So who else is going to this thing?

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They've reached out
to a number of our clients.

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- Like who?
- I can't say...

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Just like I wouldn't tell anyone
that you were going.

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Let me ask you this.

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Would I be the biggest name there?

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- Mm, probably in television.
- So feature people?

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Oh, yeah. It's a big deal.

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He is spending millions on this thing.

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He's got Oprah's party planner.

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They're flying in chandeliers
from Austria.

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Wow.

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On the other hand...
full disclosure...

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he killed 11,000 people...

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in January.

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- This January?
- Yes.

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Got ya.

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What would I have to do at this thing?

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Just show up, schmooze a little.

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There might be a group of you
singing happy birthday.

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What language?

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Oh, English. He went to B.U.

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So how are things coming
with the show?

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Ah, terrific.

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I've been to Holland twice
to see how they do it.

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Wow. Good for you.

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- You ever been?
- No, no.

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Did you get to see the tulips?

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You can't fucking miss the tulips.

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It's like yellow tulips,
red tulips, purple tulips.

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Enough with the tulips.

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We get it. You're Holland.

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- Sure.
- And hookers.

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Everywhere you look,
tulips and hookers.

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Right. Okay.

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So, uh, we got your list
of potential hosts.

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Great. What do you think?

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Well, uh, just so you know,

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Bert Convy is dead.

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Jesus.

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No. When?

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Um, 1991.

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Oh, well, that's a shame.

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- He'd have been great.
- Yeah.

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Also, Richard Dawson is dead.

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Come on.

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And Guy Smiley is a puppet
on Sesame Street.

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Wow.

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Clearly Google is not my friend.

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Clearly.

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So we'll need a new list.

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You got it. And nobody dead.

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That would help.

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All righty.

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So how's it going here with Helen?

267
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,156
Oh, she's terrific.

268
00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:03,574
Yeah? You like working under her?

269
00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:05,209
Or are you on top?

270
00:11:05,245 --> 00:11:06,828
What?

271
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,246
"What?"

272
00:11:08,298 --> 00:11:10,832
I-I don't...

273
00:11:10,884 --> 00:11:12,834
I don't know
where you got that, but...

274
00:11:12,886 --> 00:11:14,585
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
Whatever you say.

275
00:11:14,587 --> 00:11:16,003
But FYI...

276
00:11:16,055 --> 00:11:19,557
Good for you.
That is one hunk of woman.

277
00:11:19,592 --> 00:11:21,759
Oh. Can we please drop this?

278
00:11:21,761 --> 00:11:23,010
It's dropped. It's dropped.

279
00:11:23,062 --> 00:11:24,395
I just get a kick out of knowing

280
00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:26,514
that you and I drank
from the same well.

281
00:11:26,566 --> 00:11:28,149
What are you talking about?

282
00:11:28,184 --> 00:11:30,268
Ah, I'm sorry I even said anything.

283
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,686
You and Helen?

284
00:11:31,738 --> 00:11:33,488
Yeah, it was back
when she worked for me.

285
00:11:33,523 --> 00:11:36,240
It was just one night, but ooh.

286
00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:37,525
She's a wild one

287
00:11:37,577 --> 00:11:40,828
with that little swastika down there.

288
00:11:40,864 --> 00:11:43,247
- What?
- Come on, you know.

289
00:11:43,283 --> 00:11:45,700
That little swastika tattoo?

290
00:11:45,752 --> 00:11:47,451
That's a flower.

291
00:11:47,504 --> 00:11:48,753
Oh.

292
00:11:48,788 --> 00:11:50,004
Yeah, it was pretty dark,

293
00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:51,589
and I hadn't had my LASIK yet.

294
00:11:51,624 --> 00:11:53,925
Yeah, not a swastika.

295
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,426
That's a relief.

296
00:11:55,461 --> 00:11:58,796
I got to say, it made me
a little uncomfortable.

297
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:01,849
This whole conversation
is making me uncomfortable.

298
00:12:01,885 --> 00:12:03,634
Funny, 'cause it's making me
a little hot.

299
00:12:03,636 --> 00:12:04,719
It's not hot.

300
00:12:04,771 --> 00:12:06,637
- It's kind of hot.
- No.

301
00:12:06,639 --> 00:12:08,840
Come on, it's almost like
the three of us were together.

302
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,725
- It's not like that.
- It's sort of like that.

303
00:12:10,777 --> 00:12:12,059
Not even a little.

304
00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:13,444
Tell that to what's in my head.

305
00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:15,363
I can't control the shit in there.

306
00:12:15,398 --> 00:12:17,865
- No, you cannot.
- Well, thanks for coming in.

307
00:12:17,901 --> 00:12:19,951
My pleasure.

308
00:12:19,986 --> 00:12:22,403
And I mean that.

309
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,909
They're saying I can bring
anyone I want.

310
00:12:27,961 --> 00:12:30,711
Well, this is exciting.
Thank you so much.

311
00:12:30,747 --> 00:12:33,831
And he's flying us there
on his private plane?

312
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,299
He's a fan.

313
00:12:35,335 --> 00:12:37,084
I've never even heard of this country.

314
00:12:37,136 --> 00:12:39,387
It's gonna be fun.
It's a whole three-day thing.

315
00:12:39,422 --> 00:12:42,173
There's optional tours
to, like, ancient temples,

316
00:12:42,175 --> 00:12:44,592
or you can visit a uranium mine.

317
00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:47,061
- Oh, my God.
- What?

318
00:12:47,096 --> 00:12:49,597
Are you aware that this man
is a mass murderer?

319
00:12:49,649 --> 00:12:52,934
Uh, yeah, I've heard some mixed things.

320
00:12:52,986 --> 00:12:54,518
Let me see.

321
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:58,573
He has killed hundreds
of thousands of people.

322
00:12:58,608 --> 00:13:00,942
So I guess the party
won't be too crowded.

323
00:13:00,994 --> 00:13:03,861
Jesus Christ, he slaughtered
11,000 people in...

324
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,997
In January. Yeah, yeah, I know.

325
00:13:06,032 --> 00:13:09,700
How can you go to
this murderer's birthday party?

326
00:13:09,752 --> 00:13:11,035
Who's having a party?

327
00:13:11,037 --> 00:13:12,920
According to the Hague,

328
00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:16,207
his regime is second only
to North Korea

329
00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:17,758
in its human rights violations.

330
00:13:17,794 --> 00:13:20,845
- Oh, you got invited to that?
- Uh-huh.

331
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,381
You're not seriously considering this?

332
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:25,349
It's endorsing evil.

333
00:13:25,385 --> 00:13:27,218
It's morally reprehensible.

334
00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:29,387
- It's three days.
- How much are you getting?

335
00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:31,138
- $500,000.
- Nice.

336
00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:32,910
He's paying you?
You never mentioned that.

337
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,059
- That makes it even worse.
- Or better.

338
00:13:35,111 --> 00:13:36,944
God, times have changed.

339
00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:39,647
I only got $30,000 for going
to Idi Amin's Christmas party.

340
00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:40,898
Hang on.

341
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,734
You spent Christmas with Idi Amin?

342
00:13:43,736 --> 00:13:45,202
Well, not just me.

343
00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:48,406
It was me, Herve Villechaize,
Yul Brynner,

344
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,741
Angie Dickinson, and Eva Gabor.

345
00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:53,411
God, I had such a thing
for Angie Dickinson.

346
00:13:53,463 --> 00:13:55,246
So did Idi, and let me tell you,

347
00:13:55,298 --> 00:13:56,998
that guy was handsy.

348
00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:59,083
Yeah, that's what
he'll be remembered for.

349
00:13:59,085 --> 00:14:02,753
They are paying you $500,000?

350
00:14:02,755 --> 00:14:04,555
Plus a party.

351
00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:06,891
Look, I realize you're
in a tough position financially,

352
00:14:06,926 --> 00:14:08,309
but you have to say no to this.

353
00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:10,928
It is wrong on so many levels.

354
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,229
Okay, let's...

355
00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:14,065
Okay, let's say I don't go.

356
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,267
What's that gonna accomplish, huh?

357
00:14:16,269 --> 00:14:19,186
Does it save one village
from being slaughtered?

358
00:14:19,238 --> 00:14:22,239
Does it stop one beheading? No.

359
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,358
It just means
some other schmuck celebrity

360
00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:25,860
will get my gift bag.

361
00:14:25,912 --> 00:14:28,779
That's right. There are gift bags.

362
00:14:28,781 --> 00:14:32,950
Why would you tell me that?

363
00:14:34,837 --> 00:14:35,953
He told you what?

364
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,455
It's no big deal.

365
00:14:37,457 --> 00:14:39,340
I just thought it was a little weird

366
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,759
that we talked all about me and Merc

367
00:14:41,794 --> 00:14:43,094
and you never said anything...

368
00:14:43,129 --> 00:14:44,545
Well, I never said anything

369
00:14:44,597 --> 00:14:46,714
because I made him explicitly promise

370
00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:49,550
that neither of us
would ever, ever tell anyone.

371
00:14:49,602 --> 00:14:50,801
And now he's telling you?

372
00:14:50,803 --> 00:14:51,969
Well, just me.

373
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,771
- We don't know that.
- No.

374
00:14:53,806 --> 00:14:55,806
I mean, if he's telling you,
who else is he telling?

375
00:14:55,808 --> 00:14:57,475
- I don't know.
- Ugh!

376
00:14:57,477 --> 00:14:59,143
I am so pissed.

377
00:14:59,195 --> 00:15:02,897
I'm saving his ass,
giving him a fucking TV show,

378
00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:04,398
and this is how he thanks me?

379
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:07,902
Um, if it helps, he said
it was an amazing night.

380
00:15:07,954 --> 00:15:11,072
The only thing amazing
is that I did it.

381
00:15:11,124 --> 00:15:13,791
Talk about shit you regret.

382
00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:15,960
I was in the middle
of getting my divorce from ed.

383
00:15:15,995 --> 00:15:18,996
He was still getting rid
of the first one,

384
00:15:18,998 --> 00:15:20,548
what's-her-name with no chin?

385
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,133
- Marlene.
- Marlene.

386
00:15:22,168 --> 00:15:23,801
Yes. Very good.

387
00:15:23,836 --> 00:15:26,971
We were both drunk.
He made a move.

388
00:15:27,006 --> 00:15:29,890
I was like, "What the hell?
How bad can it be?"

389
00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:32,476
- That bad?
- Oh, my God.

390
00:15:32,512 --> 00:15:34,929
It's like having sex with a potato.

391
00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:37,732
- Yeah.
- A sweating potato.

392
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,317
Oh, and this was back
when he still had his toupee.

393
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:42,103
At one point, it came off.

394
00:15:42,155 --> 00:15:43,687
Yeah, I looked down,

395
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:48,359
it was like this wet, little
ferret on my stomach.

396
00:15:48,411 --> 00:15:49,693
Oh, God.

397
00:15:49,695 --> 00:15:51,362
Yeah, and then at the end...

398
00:15:51,414 --> 00:15:52,863
'cause it needed to get worse...

399
00:15:52,865 --> 00:15:55,950
he came on a picture of my kids.

400
00:15:56,002 --> 00:15:58,002
- What?
- Oh, yeah.

401
00:15:58,037 --> 00:15:59,537
It was on my nightstand.

402
00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:03,007
Now, when you say to a person,
"not inside me,"

403
00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,125
that doesn't give them license

404
00:16:04,177 --> 00:16:05,793
to just shoot it the fuck anywhere.

405
00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:07,678
- No, it does not.
- I'm sorry.

406
00:16:07,713 --> 00:16:09,680
A little aim...
Is that asking too much?

407
00:16:09,715 --> 00:16:13,100
- Totally fair.
- Stupid bazooka dick.

408
00:16:13,136 --> 00:16:17,054
You know, that was the last guy
I was ever with.

409
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,390
And I'm not saying he was the reason,

410
00:16:19,442 --> 00:16:22,393
but, ugh, talk about
going out with a whimper,

411
00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:24,228
literally a whimper...

412
00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:26,397
A whimper and then a fart.

413
00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:30,234
Yeah, the farting thing
takes some getting used to.

414
00:16:30,286 --> 00:16:32,486
So...

415
00:16:32,538 --> 00:16:33,904
What else did he tell you?

416
00:16:33,956 --> 00:16:36,624
Um, that's it.

417
00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:38,075
- Mm.
- Really.

418
00:16:38,077 --> 00:16:39,376
- Oh.
- What?

419
00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:42,046
He did mention your tattoo.

420
00:16:42,081 --> 00:16:43,914
- Although...
- What?

421
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:47,218
He thought it was a swastika.

422
00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:48,669
Please tell me you're kidding.

423
00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:52,590
Nope. A swastika.

424
00:16:52,592 --> 00:16:55,426
Oh, come on, you got to admit,
that's kind of funny.

425
00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:56,727
Not to me.

426
00:16:56,762 --> 00:16:59,930
He's going around telling people
I have some sort of anti-semitic twat?

427
00:16:59,932 --> 00:17:02,399
Oh, I'm gonna fucking kill him.

428
00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:04,902
- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.

429
00:17:04,937 --> 00:17:06,770
But I'm so gonna get his ass.

430
00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:08,405
Okay, now I'm a little scared.

431
00:17:08,441 --> 00:17:10,608
He should be scared.

432
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:11,942
Wh...

433
00:17:11,944 --> 00:17:14,578
Is it really that big a deal?

434
00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:15,779
Yes.

435
00:17:15,832 --> 00:17:17,698
Do you think I want people out there

436
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:21,619
thinking I spent even one night
fucking Merc Lapidus?

437
00:17:21,621 --> 00:17:26,707
I mean, what does that say
about me as a human being?

438
00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:30,044
Uh, five years.

439
00:17:30,096 --> 00:17:31,846
- Oh, right.
- Mm.

440
00:17:31,881 --> 00:17:34,215
But that's...

441
00:17:34,267 --> 00:17:35,799
That's different.

442
00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:37,718
That's...

443
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:40,437
You...

444
00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:43,724
- Yeah, I got nothing.
- Yeah.

445
00:17:52,702 --> 00:17:54,485
Is it me, or are there more pillows

446
00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:55,736
than there were this morning?

447
00:17:57,290 --> 00:18:00,291
- Who's that at 11:30?
- Tim.

448
00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:02,376
He wants to know
what we're all wearing

449
00:18:02,411 --> 00:18:04,628
to the network meeting tomorrow.

450
00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:06,463
Doesn't he realize he's our nemesis?

451
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:08,299
He isn't supposed to be asking
for fashion tips.

452
00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:10,751
I know. It's insane.

453
00:18:10,803 --> 00:18:14,171
Of all the bloody nerve.

454
00:18:14,173 --> 00:18:15,973
What are you typing?

455
00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:19,476
"Smart casual."

456
00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:21,011
There, done.

457
00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:22,813
Phone off.

458
00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:26,734
And look, the bed is finally
denuded of pillows.

459
00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:38,412
Speaking of "denuded"...

460
00:18:38,447 --> 00:18:40,497
I noticed that word in there.

461
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,366
I was hoping you might.

462
00:18:42,368 --> 00:18:45,669
Come here, please.

463
00:18:45,705 --> 00:18:47,538
So polite.

464
00:18:57,466 --> 00:18:59,383
What?

465
00:18:59,435 --> 00:19:01,468
Nothing.

466
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,805
What?

467
00:19:07,526 --> 00:19:09,777
I can't stop thinking about Tim.

468
00:19:09,812 --> 00:19:11,612
Huh.

469
00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:13,564
Whatever the opposite
of an erection is,

470
00:19:13,616 --> 00:19:16,867
I just got a big one.

471
00:19:16,902 --> 00:19:19,737
I'm sorry.

472
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,906
Just the thought of working with him,

473
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:27,745
being stuck in a room
with him all day...

474
00:19:28,914 --> 00:19:30,581
I don't think I can do it.

475
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,166
Life's too short.

476
00:19:32,218 --> 00:19:34,969
Well, what choice do we have?

477
00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:37,004
I don't know.

478
00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:40,891
Maybe you should do the show
without me.

479
00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:41,926
What?

480
00:19:41,978 --> 00:19:43,844
You can do it,

481
00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:46,430
and Tim can type it.

482
00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:48,015
That's crazy.

483
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:50,234
It's not. I'll be fine.

484
00:19:50,269 --> 00:19:53,187
I'll get a job on another show,

485
00:19:53,239 --> 00:19:54,989
or I'll do charity work...

486
00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:57,658
Maybe something with refugees
from Kharakistan.

487
00:19:57,693 --> 00:20:01,028
No. No. I'm not doing it without you.

488
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,247
Look, I wish to hell
I could just make him disappear,

489
00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:04,865
but I can't.

490
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:08,419
This seems to be the only solution.

491
00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:13,123
Don't you ever get tired
of compromising?

492
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,794
That's how the world works.

493
00:20:16,846 --> 00:20:20,431
Just give it a chance.

494
00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:23,517
Please.

495
00:20:23,552 --> 00:20:26,103
For me.

496
00:20:26,138 --> 00:20:27,805
That's so unfair.

497
00:20:27,807 --> 00:20:29,306
That's why I said it.

498
00:20:32,478 --> 00:20:35,312
Okay...

499
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:38,399
For you.

500
00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:41,485
I love you.

501
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:51,328
Mm, look who's back.

502
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:54,248
- He was very patient.
- Thank you.

503
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,333
He doesn't get to hear that
nearly enough.

504
00:21:04,093 --> 00:21:06,427
Yeah?

505
00:21:06,479 --> 00:21:08,512
Maybe this will jog your memory.

506
00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:09,847
Of what, the '80s?

507
00:21:09,899 --> 00:21:12,015
How the hell
am I supposed to play that?

508
00:21:12,068 --> 00:21:13,517
On your VCR?

509
00:21:13,569 --> 00:21:15,686
Nobody has a VCR.

510
00:21:15,738 --> 00:21:18,155
Hey.

511
00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:22,409
- Can you get us a VCR?
- A what?

512
00:21:28,084 --> 00:21:29,700
Wait. Stop. Stop.

513
00:21:29,752 --> 00:21:33,036
What?

514
00:21:33,089 --> 00:21:34,621
That is not me.

515
00:21:34,673 --> 00:21:37,708
I know that's not you.

516
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,877
Aw, you know who that is?

517
00:21:39,929 --> 00:21:42,796
- That's Dean Martin's driver.
- Oh, yeah?

518
00:21:42,848 --> 00:21:45,048
Dean shot a guest spot on "Kelly".

519
00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:47,968
Looks like his driver shot
a guest spot on "Kelly" too.

520
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:50,888
Hang on. I'm pretty sure you're next.

521
00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:52,890
Next?

522
00:21:52,892 --> 00:21:54,525
What is this...
The vagina deli?

523
00:21:58,114 --> 00:22:01,732
So? Ring a bell?

524
00:22:01,734 --> 00:22:04,368
Nope.

525
00:22:04,403 --> 00:22:06,236
- Are you sure that's...
- Oh.

526
00:22:06,288 --> 00:22:08,238
Yeah, that's me.

527
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,575
Thank you.

528
00:22:11,627 --> 00:22:14,161
Oh, my God.

529
00:22:14,213 --> 00:22:16,747
I'm so fucking young.

530
00:22:16,749 --> 00:22:20,250
What about me?

531
00:22:20,302 --> 00:22:25,172
You actually look younger now.

532
00:22:25,224 --> 00:22:27,257
Jesus Christ.

533
00:22:27,259 --> 00:22:30,427
I'm like a baby.

534
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,596
Look at my ass!

535
00:22:32,598 --> 00:22:36,266
It was a great ass.

536
00:22:36,268 --> 00:22:38,852
Well, this wasn't that long ago.

537
00:22:38,904 --> 00:22:42,406
What the hell happened to me?

538
00:22:42,441 --> 00:22:46,827
Yeah, it's a mystery.

539
00:22:46,862 --> 00:22:49,246
Look, you see that move
where I flipped you over?

540
00:22:49,281 --> 00:22:53,083
I'd need two guys to help me now.

541
00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:03,627
This is the most depressing
sex tape ever.

542
00:23:03,629 --> 00:23:07,464
Oh, man, even my balls look new!

543
00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:09,016
So why don't you catch us up?

544
00:23:09,051 --> 00:23:11,268
How did the three of you guys meet?

545
00:23:11,303 --> 00:23:13,387
Well, Sean-y and I met at university.

546
00:23:13,439 --> 00:23:15,606
Oh, so you didn't
all start out together?

547
00:23:15,641 --> 00:23:17,891
Oh, no.

548
00:23:17,943 --> 00:23:19,893
He and I were partners for years.

549
00:23:19,945 --> 00:23:22,946
La Bev came along much, much later.

550
00:23:22,982 --> 00:23:25,566
We were all hired to work
together on a sketch show,

551
00:23:25,618 --> 00:23:28,652
and all of a sudden, there she was

552
00:23:28,654 --> 00:23:32,706
with her biting wit and...

553
00:23:32,741 --> 00:23:35,375
Pfft, I don't know what.

554
00:23:35,461 --> 00:23:37,160
Oh, say it...

555
00:23:37,162 --> 00:23:38,295
Vagina.

556
00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:40,247
It's true.

557
00:23:40,299 --> 00:23:41,882
How do you compete with that?

558
00:23:43,252 --> 00:23:44,835
And I just thought they were cheating

559
00:23:44,837 --> 00:23:47,087
on Sean's wife, Emmeline.

560
00:23:47,139 --> 00:23:50,724
Turns out I was out
with the rubbish too.

561
00:23:50,759 --> 00:23:52,643
Oh, and I thought we were so close.

562
00:23:54,096 --> 00:23:56,096
Uh, right, well, ancient history.

563
00:23:56,148 --> 00:23:57,981
Clearly, everything's worked out
for the best.

564
00:23:58,017 --> 00:23:59,349
Mm, tell that to Emmeline.

565
00:23:59,351 --> 00:24:00,767
I'll have my vagina drop her a note.

566
00:24:02,321 --> 00:24:04,001
Yeah, the point is,
we're all together now,

567
00:24:04,023 --> 00:24:06,490
- and it is very exciting.
- Mmhmm.

568
00:24:06,525 --> 00:24:08,045
Well, let's talk a little about that.

569
00:24:08,077 --> 00:24:10,611
How do you see the three
of you working together?

570
00:24:10,663 --> 00:24:12,246
Oh, well, um...

571
00:24:12,281 --> 00:24:14,448
We haven't exactly worked out
the nuts and bolts,

572
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:18,619
but I think we bring different skills.

573
00:24:18,671 --> 00:24:21,838
For instance, Sean and I
actually wrote the script,

574
00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:24,708
created the characters,
all the dialogue.

575
00:24:24,710 --> 00:24:27,544
Tim is apparently a whiz
at the typing.

576
00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:29,179
So I guess he brings that.

577
00:24:30,382 --> 00:24:31,715
Well, you know, more than that,

578
00:24:31,767 --> 00:24:33,433
- you know, clearly.
- Thank you.

579
00:24:33,469 --> 00:24:35,852
I like to think
I also bring perspective.

580
00:24:35,888 --> 00:24:37,888
Now, don't get me wrong...
The script is brilliant.

581
00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:39,222
Obviously.

582
00:24:39,224 --> 00:24:41,892
But I think these two are
so close to it,

583
00:24:41,944 --> 00:24:45,228
they can't see there are ways
to make it much, much better.

584
00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:47,531
- Such as?
- Yes, please tell us.

585
00:24:47,566 --> 00:24:51,401
Well, for starters, I think
we can really up the comedy.

586
00:24:51,453 --> 00:24:52,703
Oh, my gosh.

587
00:24:52,738 --> 00:24:54,321
If you could get it up,

588
00:24:54,373 --> 00:24:55,989
that would be wonderful.

589
00:24:57,743 --> 00:24:59,493
Maybe this is something
we should discuss

590
00:24:59,545 --> 00:25:00,545
just the three of us.

591
00:25:00,546 --> 00:25:01,578
Absolutely.

592
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:02,963
Ah, it's just that I remember

593
00:25:02,998 --> 00:25:04,665
when Sean-y and I
were coming up with it.

594
00:25:04,717 --> 00:25:09,002
Somehow the whole thing
just felt funnier.

595
00:25:09,054 --> 00:25:11,722
Also, I think the characters
can have a lot more bite.

596
00:25:11,757 --> 00:25:14,424
Really? Need more bite, do you?

597
00:25:14,476 --> 00:25:16,843
- Okay.
- I mean, they're fine.

598
00:25:16,895 --> 00:25:20,097
But there's something
a little nothing-y about them.

599
00:25:20,149 --> 00:25:22,599
Nothing-y?

600
00:25:22,601 --> 00:25:24,234
Nothing-y.

601
00:25:24,269 --> 00:25:25,569
Ooh, obviously touched a nerve.

602
00:25:25,604 --> 00:25:27,854
No. You have a nerve.

603
00:25:27,906 --> 00:25:29,773
Okay, I'm gonna jump in here,
if I may.

604
00:25:29,825 --> 00:25:31,108
- Please, God, do.
- Mm, mm-hmm.

605
00:25:31,110 --> 00:25:32,442
Everyone here knows

606
00:25:32,444 --> 00:25:34,244
that to get a show right

607
00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:35,779
is almost impossible.

608
00:25:35,781 --> 00:25:37,247
Exactly.

609
00:25:37,282 --> 00:25:39,666
To get a real bona fide hit...

610
00:25:39,702 --> 00:25:43,086
something great...
you need everything spot-on.

611
00:25:43,122 --> 00:25:44,755
If you make one mistake,

612
00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:47,124
then you don't have lightning
in a bottle.

613
00:25:47,176 --> 00:25:49,626
You just have a bottle.

614
00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:51,878
And I can tell you right now

615
00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:54,765
that this is the mistake.

616
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,516
So here's the deal.

617
00:25:56,552 --> 00:25:59,269
It's either him or us.

618
00:26:02,391 --> 00:26:04,141
I'm afraid that's a deal my lawyers

619
00:26:04,143 --> 00:26:05,859
won't be too comfortable with.

620
00:26:05,894 --> 00:26:07,527
Well, hopefully they're funny lawyers,

621
00:26:07,563 --> 00:26:09,446
since you'll be doing the show
with them.

622
00:26:09,481 --> 00:26:12,366
Enough bite for you?

623
00:26:12,401 --> 00:26:15,952
Look, if you bow out now
and this thing takes off,

624
00:26:15,988 --> 00:26:17,704
you'll make a ton of money.

625
00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:20,991
We'll let Eileen here
negotiate with herself

626
00:26:21,043 --> 00:26:23,076
to see what she thinks is fair.

627
00:26:23,128 --> 00:26:25,912
You'll still be one
of the creators of a hit show,

628
00:26:25,964 --> 00:26:29,166
and you can parlay that
into a whole career.

629
00:26:29,168 --> 00:26:30,834
Or you can dig in your heels,

630
00:26:30,836 --> 00:26:33,804
insist on being part of
something that isn't happening,

631
00:26:33,839 --> 00:26:38,258
and get a big slice of nothing-y pie.

632
00:26:39,561 --> 00:26:41,812
Your call.

633
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,267
Oh, no.

634
00:27:10,175 --> 00:27:12,375
Mm, thanks.

635
00:27:18,851 --> 00:27:20,267
Holy shit.

636
00:27:20,302 --> 00:27:23,186
What? No way.

637
00:27:23,222 --> 00:27:25,272
Oh, my God. Hey, buddy.

638
00:27:25,307 --> 00:27:26,723
Have you been here the whole time?

639
00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:28,975
- Yeah.
- Were you at the uranium mine?

640
00:27:29,027 --> 00:27:31,278
No, no, I did the thing
with the drones.

641
00:27:31,313 --> 00:27:32,896
Yeah, we each got to blow up a jeep.

642
00:27:32,948 --> 00:27:34,781
Aw, shit, I should've done that one.

643
00:27:34,817 --> 00:27:38,151
- How insane is this?
- Oh, my God.

644
00:27:38,203 --> 00:27:39,903
That thing with the swans?

645
00:27:39,905 --> 00:27:41,788
Yeah, that was too many swans.

646
00:27:41,824 --> 00:27:45,826
Hey, uh, are you gonna keep
your llama?

647
00:27:45,878 --> 00:27:48,545
It's a lot to schlep back.

648
00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:49,830
And then what do you do with it?

649
00:27:49,882 --> 00:27:51,748
I don't know, but it was a gift.

650
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,049
I don't want to piss him off.

651
00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:54,551
No. No.

652
00:27:54,586 --> 00:27:56,503
How come you're not wearing
your thing?

653
00:27:56,515 --> 00:27:58,316
What do you mean?
They said it was optional.

654
00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:01,391
Yeah, but who knows
what "optional" means here?

655
00:28:01,426 --> 00:28:03,260
Besides, I-I kind of like it.

656
00:28:03,262 --> 00:28:04,678
I feel like Aladdin.

657
00:28:04,730 --> 00:28:06,263
Or Mrs. Roper.

658
00:28:08,934 --> 00:28:10,433
Eh.

659
00:28:10,486 --> 00:28:13,236
- Want to get some caviar?
- Ugh, really? More?

660
00:28:13,272 --> 00:28:14,988
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

661
00:28:15,023 --> 00:28:19,776
Hey, by the way, can I get
a lift back to the palace?

662
00:28:19,778 --> 00:28:21,995
They shot my driver.

663
00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:24,414
Seriously?

664
00:28:24,449 --> 00:28:27,584
- This place is nuts.
- I know.

665
00:28:27,619 --> 00:28:31,588
But, hey, for a million bucks...

666
00:28:34,578 --> 00:28:37,255
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