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Penzel stopped paying
your taxes four years ago.

2
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Bullshit. I signed the returns.

3
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- I signed the checks.
- Then he shredded the returns,

4
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cashed the checks,
and took the money.

5
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I've been on with the IRS all morning.

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- How much?
- 7.9 million.

7
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Jesus.

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I thought I sensed a certain...

9
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between you and Helen.

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- Mm-hmm.
- And the...

11
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(mumbling) part?

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Oh, well, obviously I've never
seen one that close before.

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- Obviously.
- I thought it'd be a little weird,

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but once you get down there,
it's like, "Oh, I know you."

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I feel like I haven't seen you in ages.

17
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I know. It's crazy.

18
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I haven't seen anybody.

19
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So this thing with Helen is still...

20
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Oh, my God,
we are together literally, literally,

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- literally...
- Only need one.

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...literally 24-7.

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I can't remember the last
time I slept in my own bed.

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The only reason I'm here now is
she had some breakfast thing.

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Aww, flattering.

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Hey, what can I say?

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(French accent)
Ze woman is into me.

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(Normal voice)
Oh, and yes, she still likes my voices.

29
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Well, that makes no sense.

30
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Oh, and... la, la, la. There.

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Oh, pretty.

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Isn't it?

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She got us matching ones.

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Matching?

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After two weeks?

36
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Actually, she gave it to me last week.

37
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Aww. You're one link
away from a chain gang.

38
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Okay, fine, she's a little intense.

39
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But I'd rather have that than some guy

40
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who doesn't even invite me
to his son's bar mitzvah

41
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but wants me to blow him in
his wife's wedding dress.

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- Merc?
- Yeah.

43
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Were you in the dress,
or was he in the dress?

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- I was in the dress.
- Oh, I wasn't clear.

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Look, as long as you're happy.

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Of course I'm happy.

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Right?

48
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Anyway, I'm here with you now, yeah?

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So talk to me.

50
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- Well, thankfully our nightmare...
- (Phone ringing)

51
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- ...with Tim is final...
- Hello? What do you mean she canceled?

52
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- It's Helen.
- Mmm.

53
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That's bullshit.

54
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Please, she has, like, 18 nannies for that.

55
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She said that to you?
What did you say?

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You did not.

57
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- I love it.
- (Mocking) I love it.

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- That's perfect.
- (Mocking) That's perfect.

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Wait, shit.

60
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I think I lost you. Hello? Hello?

61
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Oh, okay, I'm hanging up now.

62
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- B-bye.
- Oh, my God.

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I'm so sorry.

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- I just couldn't get off.
- No, of course not.

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If only they'd invent a little
button that ends a call.

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Just let me quickly call her back.

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- Seriously?
- Yeah.

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So she knows I didn't fall
off a cliff or something.

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Or get pushed off.

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Hello?

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I know. I lost you.

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Sorry.

73
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Is this better?

74
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Hello? Oh, shoot.

75
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I-I'm losing you again.

76
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D-don't hang up.
(Whistles)

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This better?

78
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Oh, okay, okay.

79
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Say it again?

80
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Exactly.

81
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Well, she's her own worst enemy.

82
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Hey, you guys.

83
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- Morning, Morning.
- Hello.

84
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I have been hearing such great
things about your new show.

85
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- Have you?
- Oh, that's so nice.

86
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Word around town? Ah-ma-zing.

87
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- Well, I don't know about that.
- Still lots of work to do.

88
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I'm just so happy for you guys, seriously.

89
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After going through something like this,
you so deserve

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- something like that.
- Thank you.

91
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- Oh, that's very kind.
- I haven't read it yet,

92
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but I heard everyone
gets to play two parts?

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That's the concept.

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Brilliant, brilliant.

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And what a gift to those actors.

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Just so you know,

97
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it's not that we didn't think of you,

98
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but unfortunately,

99
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there's really nothing
that you'd be right for.

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We wish there were, but...

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Oh, my God, you guys,
I so didn't even go there.

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Stop it, no.

103
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- Well, we wanted you to know.
- Stop, please.

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I just came over to say congrats.

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And by the way,

106
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the last thing I need right
now is another show, ugh.

107
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I've got my sister's wedding coming up,

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and that's a... a whole other nightmare.

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She's in a chair,
so just figuring out the ramps...

110
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So I've got that and... oh.

111
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Well, congratulations, um, to your sister.

112
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And as far as me not being
right for your thing, I get it.

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Hello? Makes total sense.

114
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Of course,
you really only know me from this,

115
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which is hardly the most...

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But hey, I did my best here.

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I don't make up the words.

118
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But it's fine, really.

119
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It's your show.

120
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You know what you want.

121
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Who am I to tell you?

122
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Come on,
you're the geniuses behind Pucks!

123
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- Right, well...
- I just think it's fantastic

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they're even letting you do it.

125
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I mean, after this, nobody's like,
"You stunk up the joint."

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Get out."

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And with such a risky concept.

128
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Everybody plays two parts?

129
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Yeah, that won't get tired fast.

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I'm totally kidding.

131
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You know I only wish you good things.

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We know you do.

133
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Now go get 'em. Go, go, go.

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(Under breath)
Or go fuck yourselves.

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She might have got a little
further away before she said it.

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Mmm.

137
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- Hey.
- Bite me.

138
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(Phone ringing)

139
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Ugh.

140
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- Yo.
- It's Bob.

141
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The two words I dread the most.

142
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Just doing my job.

143
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So we've got to talk about this IRS thing.

144
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8 million isn't going away.

145
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What happened to 7.9?

146
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That was last week.

147
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It's called interest.

148
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Oh, Jesus.

149
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So what do I do?

150
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You do what I've been saying you should do.

151
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What, the plane?

152
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It's time.

153
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I know I don't need a plane.

154
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Did he really just say that?

155
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But there's got to be some other way.

156
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I'm telling you there's not.

157
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Even that's not gonna cover it all.

158
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Seriously?

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It's a plane.

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8 million.

161
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We've got to look at the car collection,
your father's condo,

162
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maybe the beach house.

163
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Well, how much would I save if I fired you?

164
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(Phone beeping)

165
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I got another call.

166
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- Yo.
- He's dying.

167
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- Who's dying?
- Who do you think?

168
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All right, cal... calm down. What happened?

169
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- It's his heart.
- Is it bad?

170
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No, I'm calling to say his heart is good.

171
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All right.

172
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Where are you?

173
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- I'm on my way.
- What's wrong?

174
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My father's had some kind of heart attack.

175
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- I got to go.
- No way. A pity.

176
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I'm so sorry.

177
00:08:01,847 --> 00:08:03,930
I got a family emergency.
I'm gonna have to take off.

178
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Should we offer to go with him?

179
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- No. No.
- What?

180
00:08:07,302 --> 00:08:11,054
Uh, I was just saying if you want,

181
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we're happy to go with you.

182
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That'd be great.

183
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(Mouths word)

184
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It's a sandwich, for Christ's sake.

185
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They said not to eat.

186
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Then why'd they give me a menu?

187
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What do I look like, a doctor?

188
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- Get me a goddamn sandwich.
- What?

189
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They said you can have ice chips.

190
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Here. Suck these.

191
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You suck 'em.

192
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You said he was dying.

193
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I will if I don't get a sandwich.

194
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He looks okay to me.

195
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Oh, what, so now you're a doctor?

196
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I'm fine.

197
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You're not fine.

198
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I am telling you he's
gonna leave here in a box.

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Jesus.

200
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Maybe we should wait in the hall.

201
00:08:48,143 --> 00:08:49,676
Who are they?

202
00:08:49,728 --> 00:08:51,845
We've actually met.
Sean and Beverly Lincoln.

203
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They're my writers.

204
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What the hell do you need writers for?

205
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You're in a hospital.

206
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We're here for support.

207
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So far you're doing great.

208
00:08:59,404 --> 00:09:01,438
So what the hell happened?

209
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,939
He collapsed over breakfast.

210
00:09:02,991 --> 00:09:03,991
That's what happened.

211
00:09:04,026 --> 00:09:05,358
"Collapsed."

212
00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:07,160
Well, what do you call it?

213
00:09:07,195 --> 00:09:08,995
His face was down in his cream of wheat.

214
00:09:09,031 --> 00:09:11,081
They had to rush him here in an ambulance.

215
00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:13,666
Ooh, when I get out of here,
I'm gonna get one of those sirens.

216
00:09:13,702 --> 00:09:16,002
From the condo to here, ten minutes.

217
00:09:16,038 --> 00:09:17,921
Yeah, so what did the doctor say?

218
00:09:17,956 --> 00:09:19,339
He ran a bunch of tests.

219
00:09:19,374 --> 00:09:20,924
We're waiting to hear.

220
00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:23,593
More important,
you've got to get us a better room.

221
00:09:23,628 --> 00:09:24,711
What's wrong with this one?

222
00:09:24,763 --> 00:09:28,098
You want to look at that all day?

223
00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:31,267
H-hello.

224
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Whatever he has, I don't want it.

225
00:09:34,806 --> 00:09:39,225
Perhaps I'll just...
give you a little privacy.

226
00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:42,312
There we go.

227
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,813
You're the big shot.

228
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Use your clout.

229
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Yeah, talk to somebody.

230
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What am I supposed to say?

231
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Why don't you ask your writers?

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Fine, I'll see what I can do.

233
00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,301
So it's lovely to see you both again.

234
00:10:05,337 --> 00:10:07,837
I just wish it were under
better circumstances.

235
00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:09,089
You don't have to talk.

236
00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:11,591
All right.

237
00:10:16,598 --> 00:10:19,849
So? Huh? Happy now?

238
00:10:19,851 --> 00:10:23,937
What do you want, a parade?

239
00:10:23,989 --> 00:10:25,438
Here we go. Comfy?

240
00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:26,606
That's perfect.

241
00:10:26,658 --> 00:10:28,858
Thank you, darling.

242
00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,360
You are wonderful.

243
00:10:30,362 --> 00:10:32,112
You're my guardian angel.

244
00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:35,865
You are a gift from God.

245
00:10:40,672 --> 00:10:44,040
Hide your watch.

246
00:10:44,092 --> 00:10:47,377
By the way, I told her we'd get
her a Friends picture.

247
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,678
Oh, we're gonna need a bunch.

248
00:10:48,713 --> 00:10:50,096
Now they all want one.

249
00:10:50,132 --> 00:10:52,882
Fine. I've got some in my car.

250
00:10:52,934 --> 00:10:55,718
You keep Friends pictures in your car?

251
00:10:55,770 --> 00:10:57,720
Judging? Really? Now?

252
00:10:57,772 --> 00:10:59,522
Oh, and autographed.

253
00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:00,723
Relax.

254
00:11:00,775 --> 00:11:01,941
I already signed them.

255
00:11:01,977 --> 00:11:04,027
- What about the other five?
- What?

256
00:11:04,062 --> 00:11:06,196
No one wants just you.

257
00:11:06,231 --> 00:11:09,032
Jesus, the ego. Ha!

258
00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:12,068
Fuck me.

259
00:11:12,070 --> 00:11:13,570
Come on.

260
00:11:13,622 --> 00:11:16,239
- What do you need us for?
- You want to stay here?

261
00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,575
- Right, good point.
- Right behind you.

262
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:28,885
Take a look.
I did two different Jennifers.

263
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,720
This one's just a scrawl like,

264
00:11:30,755 --> 00:11:31,755
"I'm a big star.

265
00:11:31,806 --> 00:11:33,506
I don't have time to sign."

266
00:11:33,558 --> 00:11:35,892
Or this one,

267
00:11:35,927 --> 00:11:38,061
"Even though I am Jennifer Aniston,

268
00:11:38,096 --> 00:11:40,430
"I take the time to carefully write my name

269
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:45,068
so you can read every letter."

270
00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:46,352
Which do you think?

271
00:11:46,404 --> 00:11:49,439
Mmm... I don't care.

272
00:11:52,527 --> 00:11:57,113
You know what's killing him, don't you?

273
00:11:57,115 --> 00:11:58,448
No, what?

274
00:11:58,450 --> 00:11:59,532
You.

275
00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:01,084
You're what's killing him.

276
00:12:01,119 --> 00:12:03,286
Not the smoking for 70 years?

277
00:12:03,288 --> 00:12:05,622
All I know is he was doing fine

278
00:12:05,674 --> 00:12:07,924
till he read about you and your money.

279
00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:10,343
That's when the chest pains started.

280
00:12:10,378 --> 00:12:11,928
He never said anything to me.

281
00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:13,263
Of course not.

282
00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:15,215
He's got pride.

283
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,183
He's got no pride.

284
00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:20,770
You talking about me?

285
00:12:20,805 --> 00:12:21,888
Mr. LeBlanc.

286
00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:23,973
I'm Dr. Lillian.
How are we feeling?

287
00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:25,308
I'm feeling hungry.

288
00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:26,976
How are you feeling?

289
00:12:27,028 --> 00:12:28,728
Hey, doc, I'm Matt.

290
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,396
Yes, I know.
My wife's going to be very jealous.

291
00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:32,899
I'm serious, a cracker, anything.

292
00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:34,067
So where are we?

293
00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:35,902
Well, I wish we had better news.

294
00:12:35,954 --> 00:12:38,655
There's definitely evidence
of severe arterial blockage.

295
00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:39,989
I knew it.

296
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,624
I'm recommending we perform a bypass.

297
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,461
It'll increase the flow
of blood to his heart.

298
00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:44,544
What number?

299
00:12:44,579 --> 00:12:47,080
Double? Triple?

300
00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:49,249
You hit the jackpot, quadruple.

301
00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:51,217
Jesus.

302
00:12:51,253 --> 00:12:53,586
Doctor, may I ask, where did you study?

303
00:12:53,638 --> 00:12:55,338
University of Manitoba.

304
00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:59,008
Oh, Manitoba.

305
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:00,510
So here's the plan.

306
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,145
We're trying to schedule you in for today.

307
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,730
I think it best not to wait.

308
00:13:03,765 --> 00:13:05,181
I'll let you know as
soon as I hear anything.

309
00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:06,649
- Okay, thanks, doctor.
- Thank you so much.

310
00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:07,734
Thank you, doctor. See you later.

311
00:13:07,769 --> 00:13:10,486
- Nice to meet you, yes.
- God bless you.

312
00:13:10,522 --> 00:13:13,656
Manitoba ain't cracking me open.

313
00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:17,660
What's happening?

314
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,078
Hey. He's got to have surgery.

315
00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:20,863
- Oh, you're kidding.
- So sorry.

316
00:13:20,865 --> 00:13:22,532
Quadruple bypass.

317
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,867
And of course,
now I have to find him a better surgeon.

318
00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,703
What's wrong with the one they've got?

319
00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:28,338
It's the one they've got.

320
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:30,290
I don't even know where to fucking start.

321
00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:33,042
What about your father?
Maybe he can recommend someone.

322
00:13:33,044 --> 00:13:34,044
Oh, right.

323
00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:36,045
What kind of doctor is he?

324
00:13:36,097 --> 00:13:37,764
Cardiac surgeon.

325
00:13:37,799 --> 00:13:38,931
He's one of the top guys in London.

326
00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:40,433
- Thank you.
- Well, he is.

327
00:13:40,468 --> 00:13:42,552
Great. Call him. See who he likes.

328
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,437
Actually, as Bev knows,

329
00:13:44,442 --> 00:13:46,723
I'm extremely uncomfortable
asking my father for anything.

330
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,474
Oh, that's fine,
you don't have to be comfortable.

331
00:13:48,526 --> 00:13:49,892
Just ask him.

332
00:13:53,565 --> 00:13:55,898
- Shh. He's resting.
- Okay.

333
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,784
So listen.

334
00:13:57,819 --> 00:14:01,788
While I've got you,
I'm sure everything is going to be okay,

335
00:14:01,823 --> 00:14:05,241
and dad is going to come
through with flying colors.

336
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:08,411
- Uh-huh.
- But in the unlikely event

337
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:11,831
he doesn't, hypothetically,

338
00:14:11,883 --> 00:14:14,167
what the fuck happens to me?

339
00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:16,886
- What?
- Well, I have no protection,

340
00:14:16,921 --> 00:14:18,554
nothing in my name.

341
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:22,225
I need to know when he's
dead I am not out on my ass.

342
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,426
I can hear you!

343
00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:25,845
Rest, God damn it!

344
00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:27,063
I want the condo.

345
00:14:27,098 --> 00:14:28,731
You're not getting the condo.

346
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,316
What do you need it for?

347
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:32,101
- 'Cause he's got no money.
- I'm t...

348
00:14:32,153 --> 00:14:33,903
Excuse me, folks, I'm gonna

349
00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:35,321
have to ask you to take
this conversation elsewhere.

350
00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:36,439
- Oh, yeah.
- Sorry.

351
00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:38,024
Sorry.

352
00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:40,777
I've been taking care of
this man for 14 years.

353
00:14:40,778 --> 00:14:41,778
I cook for him.

354
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,363
I clean for him.

355
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:46,249
You know I have to shake his
pecker every time he pees?

356
00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:48,584
That's just 'cause I like it.

357
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,253
I do all of that,

358
00:14:50,288 --> 00:14:51,587
and you're just gonna throw
me out with the garbage?

359
00:14:51,623 --> 00:14:52,922
Hey, don't give me that guilt shit.

360
00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:54,457
You're not my mother.

361
00:14:54,509 --> 00:14:57,260
You ungrateful prick.

362
00:14:57,295 --> 00:14:58,928
Say something.

363
00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:01,714
You know, I might not die.

364
00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:05,435
We'll cross that bridge
when we come to it.

365
00:15:09,057 --> 00:15:12,475
(Phone ringing)

366
00:15:12,527 --> 00:15:14,277
This is Dr. Lincoln.

367
00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:15,312
Dad?

368
00:15:15,313 --> 00:15:17,780
Yes?

369
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,365
It's Sean.

370
00:15:19,401 --> 00:15:21,818
Yes?

371
00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:23,619
So how have you been?

372
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:28,458
Fine.

373
00:15:28,493 --> 00:15:31,627
- I'm fine as well.
- Ah.

374
00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:34,714
So I was actually calling
for some medical advice.

375
00:15:34,749 --> 00:15:36,332
- Oh.
- I need the name

376
00:15:36,384 --> 00:15:39,335
of a top cardiac surgeon in L.A..

377
00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:40,753
For whom?

378
00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:43,339
- Matt LeBlanc's father.
- Who?

379
00:15:43,341 --> 00:15:46,926
Matt LeBlanc, the star of our show.

380
00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:48,678
Never watched it.

381
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,848
Right, anyway, I was wondering
if you could recommend someone.

382
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,150
His father needs a quadruple bypass.

383
00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:55,735
Anyone can do that.

384
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,603
Yes, but they want the best.

385
00:15:57,655 --> 00:15:59,822
You don't need the best for that.

386
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:03,659
Still, I'm making this call as a favor.

387
00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:08,247
If you could just give me a name, humor me.

388
00:16:08,283 --> 00:16:12,285
Oh, well, Krosnik thinks he's the best.

389
00:16:12,337 --> 00:16:13,953
He's not.

390
00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:15,087
So who is?

391
00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:18,174
- Ganverman's not great.
- Okay.

392
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:19,959
Perlmutter used to be pretty good,

393
00:16:20,011 --> 00:16:23,346
but now he's all about his stupid book.

394
00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:24,881
Just need a name.

395
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,215
Well, I just gave you three.

396
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:28,217
None of whom you recommend.

397
00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:31,270
I'll say.

398
00:16:35,977 --> 00:16:37,944
- Hello?
- Hi, honey.

399
00:16:37,979 --> 00:16:39,645
You sound like you're at the airport.

400
00:16:39,697 --> 00:16:41,063
If only.

401
00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:42,398
I'm actually at the hospital.

402
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,400
Oh, my God. Are you okay?

403
00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:45,985
I'm fine.

404
00:16:46,037 --> 00:16:48,037
Matt LeBlanc's father has
to have heart surgery.

405
00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:50,039
And you're there why?

406
00:16:50,074 --> 00:16:51,791
You tell me.

407
00:16:51,826 --> 00:16:54,243
You don't happen to know a
good heart surgeon, do you?

408
00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:56,996
Ooh, he should get the guy who did Merc.

409
00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:59,298
I didn't know Merc had a heart.

410
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:02,668
Heh! Supposedly he's the best.

411
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,136
He did Larry King.

412
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,756
He did most of the Golden Girls.

413
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:09,008
And then I think he did Larry King again.

414
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,177
Hmm. Do you have a name?

415
00:17:11,229 --> 00:17:13,262
Dr. Something. I don't know.

416
00:17:13,264 --> 00:17:14,680
Just have Matt call Merc.

417
00:17:14,732 --> 00:17:16,816
- He can get him in.
- Great.

418
00:17:16,851 --> 00:17:21,437
So, uh, I kind of have an emergency.

419
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:22,439
Okay.

420
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:25,191
I need a pet name for Helen.

421
00:17:25,243 --> 00:17:26,442
Right.

422
00:17:26,444 --> 00:17:28,945
I think I heard about this on CNN.

423
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,363
Seriously.

424
00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:32,915
It needs to be sweet and loving,

425
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,417
and I need it fast.

426
00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:36,285
And why do you have to give her one?

427
00:17:36,337 --> 00:17:37,870
'Cause she gave me one.

428
00:17:37,922 --> 00:17:40,456
Really? Pet names already?

429
00:17:40,508 --> 00:17:42,458
I know.

430
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:45,711
It's like we're on some kind of
accelerated lesbian calendar.

431
00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:48,264
Like, three days is a week.

432
00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:50,850
If I were a dog, I'd be dead by now.

433
00:17:50,885 --> 00:17:55,221
Well, what does she call you?

434
00:17:55,273 --> 00:17:58,975
- Scrunchie.
- Scrunchie?

435
00:17:59,027 --> 00:18:00,977
(Laughing)
Where did she get Scrunchie?

436
00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:03,646
Because I wear this stupid scrunchie

437
00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:06,315
when I wash my face at night.

438
00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:07,650
I'm her Scrunchie.

439
00:18:07,702 --> 00:18:08,901
Aww.

440
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:11,287
I know. It's cute, right?

441
00:18:11,322 --> 00:18:12,788
That's where the bar is.

442
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:14,574
Okay, calm down.

443
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:17,877
Everything I try out in
my head sounds stupid.

444
00:18:17,912 --> 00:18:20,463
Just give me something, anything.

445
00:18:20,498 --> 00:18:21,797
That's not how it works.

446
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:25,334
It's got to evolve out of a moment.

447
00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:27,253
It's got to be organic and...

448
00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:30,306
and playful and something
that connects you two.

449
00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:32,475
Ugh! You're no use to me.

450
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:35,311
Maybe there's a website or something.

451
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,266
- Did you speak to him?
- Oh.

452
00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:43,019
It's like playing chess with Death
if Death were cranky.

453
00:18:43,071 --> 00:18:44,487
So? What did he say?

454
00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:46,439
He gave me the name of three doctors

455
00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:48,741
he firmly doesn't recommend.

456
00:18:48,776 --> 00:18:50,776
However, according to Carol,

457
00:18:50,828 --> 00:18:53,529
Merc Lapidus used the top guy in L.A..

458
00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:55,498
She said to call Merc,
and he can get you in.

459
00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,500
- Yeah, that's not happening.
- What?

460
00:18:57,535 --> 00:18:59,201
I'm not talking to that asshole.

461
00:18:59,203 --> 00:19:00,620
But you made me call my father.

462
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,288
- Is he an asshole?
- Yes!

463
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,873
Really? Well, you should
have said something.

464
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,091
Ugh.

465
00:19:05,126 --> 00:19:08,678
So what about finding a doctor?

466
00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:10,680
Screw it. We'll go with Manitoba.

467
00:19:10,715 --> 00:19:14,383
It's all a crapshoot anyway.

468
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,471
I'm still not talking to you.

469
00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:21,474
- And I'm still grateful.
- Come here.

470
00:19:21,526 --> 00:19:22,725
What's going on?

471
00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:23,859
She's prepping me.

472
00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:24,910
Whoa.

473
00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:26,529
Oh, relax, Mary.

474
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:28,698
Where do you think you came from?

475
00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:31,367
Sweetheart, while you're down there,
maybe get the balls?

476
00:19:31,402 --> 00:19:32,652
There's no reason, sir.

477
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:34,737
Who needs a reason?

478
00:19:34,789 --> 00:19:36,989
Anyways, this thing with you and Linda.

479
00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,908
Why're you making it so hard?

480
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:40,543
Just tell her you'll take care of her.

481
00:19:40,578 --> 00:19:42,545
Yeah, but I'm not.

482
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,963
Who gives a shit?

483
00:19:43,998 --> 00:19:46,415
I'll be dead. Just get her off my back.

484
00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:47,667
I don't need this now.

485
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,168
What, so you want me to lie to her?

486
00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,420
Why not? You do it for a living.

487
00:19:51,422 --> 00:19:53,172
Just tell her she'll be fine

488
00:19:53,224 --> 00:19:55,925
and imagine there's a laugh track.

489
00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:57,259
Jesus.

490
00:19:57,311 --> 00:19:58,678
Next topic.

491
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,346
- Seriously?
- I'm on the clock, here.

492
00:20:00,398 --> 00:20:02,064
Fine. What?

493
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,101
That cocksucker who stole your money,
is anything left?

494
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,936
None of your business.

495
00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:09,238
Well, it's my business if
you're gonna sell my condo.

496
00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:10,856
You know I got nothing in the bank.

497
00:20:10,908 --> 00:20:13,325
Well, whose fault is that?

498
00:20:13,361 --> 00:20:15,695
I got to know. Just tell me.

499
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:18,864
Am I gonna have a place to come home to?

500
00:20:22,954 --> 00:20:25,788
Yes.

501
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,257
Yes?

502
00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:33,796
Yeah, I'm not selling the condo.

503
00:20:33,848 --> 00:20:35,965
Promise?

504
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,767
I promise.

505
00:20:37,802 --> 00:20:39,101
Liar.

506
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,553
It's what you just told me to do.

507
00:20:40,605 --> 00:20:42,605
To her, not to me. Ow.

508
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,974
Try not to move, sir.

509
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:48,861
Great, so at 86, I'm circumcised.

510
00:20:50,531 --> 00:20:52,148
Here you go. You like Friends.

511
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,449
Don't let him die in there.

512
00:20:53,484 --> 00:20:54,900
Good luck, Mr. LeBlanc.

513
00:20:54,952 --> 00:20:57,153
- See you on the other side.
- The other side?

514
00:20:57,205 --> 00:20:59,321
That sounded more final than I meant.

515
00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:01,824
Yeah, why not just tell
him to go toward the light?

516
00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:06,328
Hey, hey, did you ever
get me a better doctor?

517
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,913
Yup.

518
00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:11,083
Oh, shit.

519
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,756
What's the matter?

520
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:21,177
Nothing.

521
00:21:21,229 --> 00:21:22,478
Are you okay?

522
00:21:22,513 --> 00:21:26,982
Yeah, there's just something. Mmm.

523
00:21:27,018 --> 00:21:28,818
Oh, God.

524
00:21:28,853 --> 00:21:30,686
Is that one of mine?

525
00:21:30,738 --> 00:21:33,105
Unless it's been there for four months.

526
00:21:33,157 --> 00:21:35,024
Oh, gross.

527
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:36,358
Come on.

528
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,778
It's just a little pubie.

529
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,947
What?

530
00:21:41,999 --> 00:21:45,117
I'm gonna call you little pubie.

531
00:21:45,169 --> 00:21:46,535
Uh, no, you're not.

532
00:21:46,587 --> 00:21:49,705
- Little pubie.
- Stop.

533
00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:52,374
I didn't get to vote on Scrunchie.

534
00:21:52,376 --> 00:21:53,542
Oh, come on.

535
00:21:53,544 --> 00:21:56,378
It's sweet. Pubie.

536
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:59,548
Worst pet name ever.

537
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,883
I know.

538
00:22:00,885 --> 00:22:02,551
Scrunch?

539
00:22:02,603 --> 00:22:05,721
Got to go.

540
00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:19,535
Did I ever tell you my dad was in Korea?

541
00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:20,653
Oh, wow.

542
00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:22,238
No, not the war, the country.

543
00:22:22,290 --> 00:22:24,290
Oh. Okay.

544
00:22:24,325 --> 00:22:27,459
He just disappeared one day.

545
00:22:27,495 --> 00:22:29,245
I'm, like, 14.

546
00:22:29,297 --> 00:22:30,713
I go over to his apartment,

547
00:22:30,748 --> 00:22:33,716
and all his shit is gone,
just fucking gone.

548
00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:36,585
Months later,
we find out he's living in Korea.

549
00:22:36,587 --> 00:22:37,753
Korea?

550
00:22:37,755 --> 00:22:39,338
Why Korea?

551
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:43,008
He got involved with some
kind of import-export thing.

552
00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:44,844
Something shady.

553
00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:48,097
When he finally came back,
he's got this Korean girl, 17.

554
00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:49,815
Jesus, 17.

555
00:22:49,851 --> 00:22:53,435
Yup. Her name was, like, Pad Woon Sen.

556
00:22:53,487 --> 00:22:55,571
That's actually a Vietnamese noodle dish.

557
00:22:55,606 --> 00:22:57,606
Is it? Oh, yeah.

558
00:22:57,608 --> 00:22:59,108
Well, something like that.

559
00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:02,828
Before we get too far, may I ask,

560
00:23:02,864 --> 00:23:06,248
is this story going to be wildly racist?

561
00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:08,167
Mmm, not wildly.

562
00:23:08,202 --> 00:23:10,035
Okay, go on.

563
00:23:10,087 --> 00:23:12,755
Anyway, Kung Pao Shrimp
is living at his apartment.

564
00:23:12,770 --> 00:23:15,292
Clearly we have different definitions
for the word "wildly."

565
00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:18,260
And by the way, she is hot.

566
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:19,678
Every time I go over there,

567
00:23:19,714 --> 00:23:21,630
she's, like, walking around in panties...

568
00:23:21,632 --> 00:23:24,300
I'm sorry to interrupt again,
but does this end

569
00:23:24,352 --> 00:23:26,969
with you fucking your father's girlfriend?

570
00:23:26,971 --> 00:23:29,555
Uh, let a story unfold maybe.

571
00:23:29,607 --> 00:23:31,974
Sorry.

572
00:23:32,026 --> 00:23:34,059
Anyway, yeah, I end up fucking her.

573
00:23:34,111 --> 00:23:36,445
So she's got me pinned up
against the refrigerator,

574
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,365
and I'm like, "Oh, my God,"
'cause she's my first Korean.

575
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,734
Really? Not until you were 14?

576
00:23:41,786 --> 00:23:43,569
I lived in Boston.

577
00:23:43,621 --> 00:23:46,121
So right in the middle of it,
guess who walks in?

578
00:23:46,157 --> 00:23:47,706
Of course he does.

579
00:23:47,742 --> 00:23:51,243
And he starts screaming,
and she starts screaming,

580
00:23:51,295 --> 00:23:53,913
and he's, like,
trying to pull her off of me.

581
00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:55,915
But she's so tight,

582
00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:57,967
it's like getting one
of those Garfield things

583
00:23:58,002 --> 00:24:00,085
- off your car window?
- Vivid.

584
00:24:00,137 --> 00:24:02,671
Yeah. Next thing I know,
he's got me on the ground,

585
00:24:02,723 --> 00:24:04,006
and he grabs this chopstick.

586
00:24:04,008 --> 00:24:05,257
Of course it's a chopstick.

587
00:24:05,309 --> 00:24:06,725
Oh, they were all over the place.

588
00:24:06,761 --> 00:24:09,228
- And he slams it into my arm.
- Jesus.

589
00:24:09,263 --> 00:24:11,897
I mean, into my arm,
right down to the tendon.

590
00:24:11,933 --> 00:24:13,315
- Holy shit.
- Oh, yeah.

591
00:24:13,351 --> 00:24:15,184
So this thing is sticking out of my arm.

592
00:24:15,186 --> 00:24:17,603
I'm bleeding like a son of a bitch,

593
00:24:17,655 --> 00:24:21,941
and all I can think is how much
I want my father to fucking die.

594
00:24:24,946 --> 00:24:27,613
I was thinking about that today.

595
00:24:27,665 --> 00:24:30,783
Be careful what you wish for.

596
00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,624
- Hey, where have you been?
- Carol.

597
00:24:38,676 --> 00:24:40,793
Don't even ask. Any news?

598
00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:43,679
Nope. I'm starting to get a bad feeling.

599
00:24:43,714 --> 00:24:45,347
This is taking too long.

600
00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:47,299
I'm sure he'll be fine.

601
00:24:47,351 --> 00:24:50,803
Why? He's been smoking since he was 11.

602
00:24:50,855 --> 00:24:52,221
They probably opened
him up and found a pack

603
00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:53,272
of Tareytons in there.

604
00:24:53,307 --> 00:24:54,556
Yet you still smoke.

605
00:24:54,558 --> 00:24:55,891
I decided today I'm quitting.

606
00:24:55,893 --> 00:24:57,559
Really? Good for you.

607
00:24:57,561 --> 00:24:59,028
Yeah.

608
00:24:59,063 --> 00:25:00,696
Until you just said the word "smoke."

609
00:25:00,731 --> 00:25:03,449
Now I got to have one.

610
00:25:03,484 --> 00:25:08,404
(Phone ringing)

611
00:25:08,456 --> 00:25:09,538
Yo.

612
00:25:09,573 --> 00:25:10,706
It's Bob.

613
00:25:10,741 --> 00:25:11,874
Good news.

614
00:25:11,909 --> 00:25:13,709
I got a buyer for the plane.

615
00:25:13,744 --> 00:25:15,577
Oh, Jesus. How much?

616
00:25:15,579 --> 00:25:17,162
Almost six,

617
00:25:17,214 --> 00:25:19,882
which is a lot more than
we thought we'd get.

618
00:25:19,917 --> 00:25:21,333
Yeah, okay.

619
00:25:21,385 --> 00:25:23,919
So we still need another two for the IRS.

620
00:25:23,971 --> 00:25:25,337
Oh, come on.

621
00:25:25,389 --> 00:25:27,423
We've talked about a couple options.

622
00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:31,260
We can sell the car collection
or your dad's condo.

623
00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:32,594
Which way you want to go?

624
00:25:32,596 --> 00:25:35,347
(Exhales)

625
00:25:38,269 --> 00:25:39,601
Sell the cars.

626
00:25:39,603 --> 00:25:41,937
Really? Not the condo?

627
00:25:41,989 --> 00:25:43,272
You sure?

628
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:45,976
Yeah, I'm sure.

629
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,253
Hey, Dad.

630
00:25:58,289 --> 00:25:59,955
I got to pee.

631
00:26:00,007 --> 00:26:02,007
Oh, that's just the catheter.

632
00:26:02,043 --> 00:26:06,712
- And FYI, you are peeing.
- Oh.

633
00:26:06,764 --> 00:26:11,100
I'm sorry I can't shake it.

634
00:26:11,135 --> 00:26:13,602
So I'm not dead.

635
00:26:13,637 --> 00:26:15,387
Everything went great.

636
00:26:15,439 --> 00:26:17,806
You'll be out in a week.

637
00:26:17,808 --> 00:26:21,643
Fucking Manitoba.

638
00:26:21,645 --> 00:26:23,812
Why are they still here?

639
00:26:23,814 --> 00:26:28,067
I honestly do not know.

640
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,318
I want a sandwich.

641
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,953
No, no solid food.

642
00:26:30,988 --> 00:26:32,454
Tomorrow maybe some broth.

643
00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:34,823
- Fuck broth.
- Calm down.

644
00:26:34,825 --> 00:26:36,408
When you get out of here,

645
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:39,828
we'll celebrate, sandwiches,
whatever you want.

646
00:26:39,830 --> 00:26:42,047
I want a car.

647
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,499
What?

648
00:26:43,551 --> 00:26:45,167
I want a new car.

649
00:26:45,169 --> 00:26:47,136
Mine is six years old,

650
00:26:47,171 --> 00:26:49,755
and I want to celebrate with a new car.

651
00:26:49,807 --> 00:26:52,174
I'm not getting you a car.

652
00:26:52,226 --> 00:26:53,675
What is the matter with you?

653
00:26:53,727 --> 00:26:55,427
The man almost died.

654
00:26:55,479 --> 00:26:57,346
If he wants a car, get him a car.

655
00:26:57,348 --> 00:26:59,348
I'm not buying him a fucking car.

656
00:26:59,350 --> 00:27:00,899
All right.

657
00:27:00,935 --> 00:27:02,568
What do you say we let
the patient get some rest?

658
00:27:02,603 --> 00:27:04,353
Why don't you give him one of yours?
You have so many.

659
00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:05,687
I don't want one of his.

660
00:27:05,689 --> 00:27:07,773
- And I don't got so many.
- Shh.

661
00:27:07,825 --> 00:27:09,324
You shh.

662
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:14,163
He's not supposed to get stressed.

663
00:27:14,198 --> 00:27:15,198
Fine.

664
00:27:15,199 --> 00:27:16,698
We'll let you rest.

665
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,283
A Panamera.

666
00:27:18,335 --> 00:27:19,952
I'm not getting you a Panamera.

667
00:27:20,004 --> 00:27:23,005
What, you should have one,
but I can't have one?

668
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,706
I don't have a Panamera.

669
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:26,842
Maybe if you're nice,
I'll let you borrow mine.

670
00:27:26,877 --> 00:27:30,129
You're not getting a Panamera.

671
00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:31,463
- Cabriolet?
- No.

672
00:27:31,515 --> 00:27:36,268
I think we have all lost sight
of the fact that today was a gift.

673
00:27:36,303 --> 00:27:38,387
Shut up. You selfish bastard.

674
00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:40,389
You're the worst son ever.

675
00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:41,441
Fuck you.

676
00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:42,891
Don't you fuck her.

677
00:27:42,943 --> 00:27:44,560
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.

678
00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:47,729
All right, all of you, enough.

679
00:27:47,731 --> 00:27:49,898
This man has just come out of surgery.

680
00:27:49,950 --> 00:27:51,400
Unless you want to send him back there,

681
00:27:51,402 --> 00:27:53,569
you'll speak to each other in civil tones

682
00:27:53,621 --> 00:27:55,988
or you'll leave the room.

683
00:28:10,054 --> 00:28:13,222
(Civilly)
Fuck you.

684
00:28:13,257 --> 00:28:18,727
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.

685
00:28:18,762 --> 00:28:20,429
Fuck you.

686
00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:24,066
That's better.

687
00:28:24,101 --> 00:28:25,880
Fuck you.

688
00:28:26,669 --> 00:28:29,623
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