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I'm not gonna be
a fucking game show host.
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This could be serious money for you,
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and right now,
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you need serious money.
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I don't have to like you.
You don't have to like me.
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- Not to worry.
- I'm excited about this.
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Yeah, I know you are.
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When I read the thing, I was like,
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"Oh, my God, they're making our show."
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No, actually, the show Bev and I
are doing is vastly different
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from that thing you and I kicked around.
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Well, that's not true.
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I'm not going to let my personal
issues get in the way.
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For which we are very,
very appreciative.
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That said, there's one small
change that I'd like to make.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
This is exciting, isn't it?
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I think it's best if Tim
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runs the show.
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Previously on The Box,
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it was payback time for Jessica
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when Kojo disadvantaged her
with 100 hamsters.
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- That's too many hamsters.
- Everyone assumed
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she would retaliate,
but Jessica had a bigger plan.
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She and Jonathan formed an alliance
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and pooled their points.
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They gave Kelsey 48 hours of
Gilbert Gottfried in her box.
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- Gilbert Gottfried.
- Gilbert Gottfried.
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"And Abimelech said,
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'What did thou see?'"
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Meanwhile, Zach lowered Rafe's ceiling,
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so Rafe paid Zach back
by filling his box with hay.
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It turned out to be the last straw,
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and on day 36,
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Zach was eliminated
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from the game.
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With only six players left,
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Danika went on a winning streak.
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- Yes!
- Answering four
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primo questions in a row...
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Amassing a total of 46 advantages.
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- That is correct.
- Yes, whoo!
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Will she use them
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to exact revenge on Jonathan?
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Or will she spend them
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on a major luxury item for herself?
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Find out tonight as we open up The Box.
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7 people...
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17 weeks...
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only one will beat
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The Box.
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Okay, standby to cue Matt.
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Cue Matt.
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Welcome to day 37 of The Box.
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Let's get right to it
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and see what our box-mates are up to.
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I have a feeling
that Kelsey might just be
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at the end of her rope.
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"And the Lord spoke to Moses saying,
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'Let the children of Israel
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go out of your land.'"
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Kelsey, gotta ask,
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is this the worst disadvantage so far?
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Oh, yeah. No question.
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God will smite you for that.
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So, Gilbert, how's it going for you?
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Oh, it's a festival
of joy and light in here.
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Having a good time, are you?
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How could I not, being stuck in a box
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with young Kathy Bates?
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All right, we'll check back in
with you soon.
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"And Moses said..."
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- Danika.
- Hi, Matt.
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So, 46 advantages.
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More than anyone in the game so far.
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- Yay me.
- Everyone's dying to know.
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Are you gonna use 'em to do something
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even worse to Jonathan?
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Although I don't know
what that could possibly be.
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Or are you gonna buy something
incredible for yourself?
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- I think...
- Wait, wait, don't answer yet.
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We'll find out when we come back.
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Right after this.
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Camera four.
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And we're out.
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- You are killing it.
- Just saying the words.
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- It's so fun.
- Such a good show tonight.
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What do you think she's gonna do
with her advantages?
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I don't fucking care.
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Ah, and look who's here.
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Hey, twice in one week.
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Are you kidding? I can't stay away.
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- It's my new favorite show.
- Liking those numbers, huh?
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Liking 'em?
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They're what I think about
when I'm screwing my wife.
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Whoa, what a great crowd!
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I'm gonna show you all
a little something
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that's gonna be hitting
the newsstands tomorrow.
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Guess who's on the cover
of this week's People magazine?
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Matt Le Box!
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Come on over here.
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Very impressive.
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You're right up there with JonBenét
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and some girl who lost 80 pounds.
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All right, go fuck yourself.
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- Yeah.
- Cover of People.
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Not bad.
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Also, by the way, you are going to be
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on their World's Most Beautiful List.
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Oh, haven't been on that in ten years.
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Well, you're beautiful again, my friend.
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More important, what do you got for me?
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Well, you received a very generous offer
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from Celebrity Wife Swap.
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I'm not doing Wife Swap.
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Celebrity Wife Swap.
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I'm not even fucking married.
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It's a good offer.
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- Hey, Matt!
- Ugh, I'm talking about acting.
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Look, everybody loves you.
You know that.
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But this is how they see you now.
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As a fucking game show host?
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I've been doing this for five minutes.
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- I've been an actor for...
- I know, I know.
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Well, what about the network?
Elliot Salad just told me
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I'm what he thinks about
when he's inside his wife.
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That's gotta be good for 13 on air.
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Look, this is the box
that they like you in.
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Well, what if I don't like this box?
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Ah, come on. It's a nice box.
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It's a box full of money.
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Matt, 20 seconds.
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Can't you just look at it
as reinventing yourself?
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As a shittier version of me?
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We're back in ten, people.
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Cue music.
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- So, Danika, 46 advantages.
- Yep.
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If you really wanna
get back at Jonathan,
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you've got...
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Honey and feathers.
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Hideous stench.
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And finally, 200 live frogs
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ready to drop.
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There's a reason they were a plague
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in the Bible.
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I'm sure Gilbert
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could tell us something about that.
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Don't interrupt me.
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It's gettin' to the fun part.
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It's not looking good for Lot's wife.
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Or you could buy a luxury item
for yourself.
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With 46 advantages, you could get...
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ooh, mattress and pillows...
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Mm.
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A steak dinner with all the fixings.
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TV for a week
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or a warm, soapy shower.
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So, Danika.
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What's it gonna be?
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Shower!
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I need an answer.
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Matt, I've gotta pick...
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the shower.
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All right, 46 advantages,
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give Danika a warm, soapy shower.
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All right, go ahead and cue the shower.
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I love this fucking show.
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Mmm.
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Hello.
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Tim, it's Beverly.
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I'm afraid I can't come in today.
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Sean is dead.
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What? Oh, my God.
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I know. But what can you do?
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You can't come to work
when your husband's dead.
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There really is
no excuse better than that.
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Sean is dead?
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- As a doornail.
- What?
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So, who knows
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when I'll be back.
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I've got all kinds
of widow-y things to do,
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and then there's the trauma.
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In all likelihood,
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you and I will never, ever
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see each other again.
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Good-bye, Tim.
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Good luck with the show.
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Morning.
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- What?
- No, nothing.
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Any other thoughts on page 19?
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19? 19?
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19? No?
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Page 20.
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I really think we need to cut
this whole bit with the boat.
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- What? No!
- No, you can't do that.
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- No, you can't...
- you need the boat bit.
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Yes, I realize it was
in your original draft,
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but, darling, sometimes
you have to let the words go.
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Do we?
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Look, if... if you cut
the bit with the boat,
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it's all exposition.
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The boat bit's the only
funny part of the scene.
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Hope we're not keeping things in
just because they're funny.
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In...
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the comedy.
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Oh, you two are so old-school.
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Comedies don't have to be funny anymore.
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Some of the biggest comedies
aren't even remotely funny.
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Audiences don't need your little jokes
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and your laughs and your humor anymore.
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You just have to end after 30 minutes.
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That's it, bang, you're a comedy.
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We are not cutting the boat bit.
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The scene needs
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the whimsy.
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All right, scary.
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No need to get fractious.
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You know what?
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We can decide this after lunch.
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We... no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I have a surprise.
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I made my famous Vietnamese noodles.
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At least something good
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came out of your little war.
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I thought you said we could
take off for lunch today.
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I know, but then I got inspired.
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Now, remind me
who's allergic to peanuts?
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The only thing missing
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- is the bars on the windows.
- I'm allergic to nuts.
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- I'll eat yours.
- It does smell delicious.
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- I hope you're joking.
- Mm-hmm.
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In this new way where
we don't have to be funny.
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See? You follow it in the air,
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and then it shows you where it lands.
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It's just like playing on a real course.
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You know what's
even more like a real course?
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- A real course.
- Yeah, but this way
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you can play anywhere in the world.
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As long as you're downstairs
in your basement.
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So where are we now?
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Uh, St. Andrews in Scotland.
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Oh, my brother actually lives
ten minutes from there.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Maybe after the game
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we can swing by.
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You're kind of an asshole in Scotland.
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Holy shit.
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I was picturing Tim's head.
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I don't know why you're still
workin' with that douchenozzle.
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We have no choice. We don't.
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It's still our show.
We have a financial stake.
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We can't let him destroy it completely.
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But you're there, like, every night.
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Because the twat has no life.
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Look, you're the one who said
to go for the money.
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Well, so stop complaining.
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I'm not complaining.
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- I'm golfing.
- So golf.
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I still think you're wusses.
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Jesus.
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Tim again?
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Actually, that was you that time.
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Coming.
265
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So, if Mohammed won't
come to the mountain,
266
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the mountain will come to Mohammed.
267
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With bagels.
268
00:13:23,593 --> 00:13:24,453
Ah...
269
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,468
did you get poppy?
270
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:29,388
No, the mountain could only get
sesame and plain.
271
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:30,389
Mm, Mohammed is pissed.
272
00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:32,725
Even in your kitchen,
273
00:13:32,727 --> 00:13:34,393
I'm not comfortable
with this conversation.
274
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So...
275
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how are you?
276
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Great.
277
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I am.
278
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I am.
279
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:46,764
Oh, good, you got
the chive cream cheese.
280
00:13:46,788 --> 00:13:49,647
Oh, and there's,
uh, half a pound of nova.
281
00:13:49,714 --> 00:13:52,244
Not really a smoked fish person.
282
00:13:52,246 --> 00:13:53,287
Really?
283
00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:55,097
Mm. I just assumed.
284
00:13:55,099 --> 00:13:56,957
- What?
- You know, being...
285
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:59,085
- What?
- Jewish.
286
00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:01,003
No?
287
00:14:01,005 --> 00:14:02,717
You thought I was Jewish?
288
00:14:02,719 --> 00:14:04,419
Well, you know, Rance.
289
00:14:04,421 --> 00:14:06,693
And, I don't know,
290
00:14:06,694 --> 00:14:08,194
show business.
291
00:14:08,196 --> 00:14:11,530
Yeah, no, I'm not Jewish.
292
00:14:11,532 --> 00:14:12,948
Well, you don't have
to say it like that.
293
00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:14,740
- I'm Jewish.
- You're Jewish?
294
00:14:14,742 --> 00:14:17,786
Or like that. Yes, I'm Jewish.
295
00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:20,456
How did I not know this?
296
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,832
You don't look Jewish,
297
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:23,834
and I mean that as a compliment.
298
00:14:23,836 --> 00:14:25,284
You should probably stop.
299
00:14:25,286 --> 00:14:27,340
Oh, wow.
300
00:14:27,965 --> 00:14:31,217
- Is Sean Jewish?
- No.
301
00:14:31,219 --> 00:14:33,731
'Cause he actually looks a little...
302
00:14:34,388 --> 00:14:36,222
- Seinfeld-y.
- I really think we should
303
00:14:36,224 --> 00:14:38,349
move away from the whole
"looks Jewish" arena.
304
00:14:38,351 --> 00:14:41,018
Gotcha.
305
00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:42,311
- It's just the...
- No.
306
00:14:42,313 --> 00:14:43,606
Okay.
307
00:14:46,577 --> 00:14:48,317
Aren't you gonna toast it first?
308
00:14:48,319 --> 00:14:49,318
- No.
- Or is that
309
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,486
just a Semitic thing?
310
00:14:50,488 --> 00:14:51,695
I'm hungry.
311
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,740
Are you stoned already?
312
00:14:54,742 --> 00:14:56,700
No. Why?
313
00:14:56,702 --> 00:15:00,079
It's not even 9:15.
314
00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:01,455
What?
315
00:15:01,457 --> 00:15:04,416
It's not like I have to be somewhere.
316
00:15:04,418 --> 00:15:06,043
Okay, I realize this is
317
00:15:06,045 --> 00:15:07,628
- a difficult time, but...
- I'm fine.
318
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:08,646
Will you stop saying you're "fine"?
319
00:15:08,648 --> 00:15:10,187
You are not fine.
320
00:15:10,189 --> 00:15:11,674
You won't leave your house,
321
00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:13,133
you're stoned before breakfast,
322
00:15:13,135 --> 00:15:14,314
and you look like...
323
00:15:14,845 --> 00:15:16,024
What?
324
00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:18,305
I look like what?
325
00:15:19,027 --> 00:15:21,684
You look like
what I imagine you'd look like
326
00:15:21,686 --> 00:15:22,818
if you'd never left Michigan.
327
00:15:26,148 --> 00:15:28,453
Oh.
328
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,277
Look, I'm sorry,
but you need to hear it.
329
00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:32,861
You have to get out.
330
00:15:32,863 --> 00:15:35,823
You can't just spend every day
doing nothing.
331
00:15:35,825 --> 00:15:38,033
- I don't do nothing.
- What did you do yesterday?
332
00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:40,077
- I woke up.
- You're counting waking up
333
00:15:40,079 --> 00:15:41,370
as something you did?
334
00:15:41,372 --> 00:15:42,955
I didn't have to!
335
00:15:44,709 --> 00:15:47,751
All I'm saying is you can't
let this defeat you.
336
00:15:47,753 --> 00:15:49,378
- You've got to...
- What?
337
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,379
Get a job?
338
00:15:50,381 --> 00:15:53,549
I am poison in this town.
339
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:56,051
God knows what Helen's saying about me.
340
00:15:56,053 --> 00:15:57,970
So who's gonna give me a recommendation?
341
00:15:57,972 --> 00:15:59,763
Castor? I don't even know
342
00:15:59,765 --> 00:16:01,181
if they've released him yet.
343
00:16:01,183 --> 00:16:04,268
But all those years
of building "relationships."
344
00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:06,437
Surely someone can help you.
345
00:16:06,439 --> 00:16:08,147
You had friends at the network.
346
00:16:08,149 --> 00:16:09,565
Are you kidding?
347
00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:11,275
Myra blew me off.
348
00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:12,305
Oy.
349
00:16:12,903 --> 00:16:14,820
Have you always said that?
350
00:16:16,907 --> 00:16:18,198
Anything else
351
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,408
on page 20?
352
00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:21,618
Page 20?
353
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:22,953
Page 20?
354
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,999
Oh, look, it's TV's Joey.
355
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:28,336
Excuse us.
356
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:33,255
I keep calling you guys.
You're not picking up.
357
00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:35,716
Tim doesn't allow phones in the room.
358
00:16:35,718 --> 00:16:38,136
Allow? Jesus, you're pussies.
359
00:16:38,138 --> 00:16:39,762
Actually, with everyone's
phone going off,
360
00:16:39,764 --> 00:16:40,637
we'd never get any work done.
361
00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:42,323
- And we're pussies.
- And we're pussies.
362
00:16:42,325 --> 00:16:43,265
Anyway, so...
363
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:45,934
Uh, I just got tickets
for Madonna tonight.
364
00:16:45,936 --> 00:16:47,311
- Wanna come?
- Mmm.
365
00:16:47,313 --> 00:16:49,146
- Madonna, really?
- They're free.
366
00:16:49,148 --> 00:16:50,564
- What time?
- And they're her seats,
367
00:16:50,566 --> 00:16:51,774
so they're probably really good.
368
00:16:51,776 --> 00:16:53,108
- Whose seats?
- Madonna's.
369
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:54,610
How'd you get Madonna's seats?
370
00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:56,320
- She called me.
- You know Madonna?
371
00:16:56,322 --> 00:16:58,238
Yeah, I know Madonna.
Why can't I know Madonna?
372
00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,032
- How?
- For, like, 30 years.
373
00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:01,283
Since she was like a virgin.
I met her at The Factory.
374
00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:03,952
- What Factory?
- Andy Warhol's Factory?
375
00:17:03,954 --> 00:17:05,537
- You knew Andy Warhol?
- Yeah,
376
00:17:05,539 --> 00:17:07,331
why can't I know Andy Warhol?
Blondie introduced us.
377
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,999
All right, that... just... just stop it.
378
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:10,292
I'm telling you, you guys are
379
00:17:10,294 --> 00:17:11,502
the least interesting people I know.
380
00:17:11,504 --> 00:17:12,854
Aww.
381
00:17:12,856 --> 00:17:14,797
So you wanna come or not?
382
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:16,613
There's no way he's letting us out.
383
00:17:16,615 --> 00:17:18,855
Here, pussy, pussy, pussy.
384
00:17:22,306 --> 00:17:24,066
Excuse me, Tim. Hello.
385
00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:26,016
Uh, I was wondering
if there was any chance
386
00:17:26,018 --> 00:17:28,477
of getting out a little early tonight.
387
00:17:28,479 --> 00:17:29,671
- Yes.
- We've only got,
388
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,313
like, five pages left.
389
00:17:31,315 --> 00:17:33,691
Eh, sure enough.
Should be able to do it.
390
00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:35,442
Depending on how long you two
391
00:17:35,444 --> 00:17:37,361
stand out there yammering.
392
00:17:37,363 --> 00:17:39,039
- He's got a face for punching.
- Mm.
393
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,323
How you doing?
394
00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:44,954
And then Reg could say...
395
00:17:56,132 --> 00:17:59,133
"What does a guy have to do
to get a cookie around here?"
396
00:18:05,057 --> 00:18:08,267
"Damn cookie" or just "cookie"?
397
00:18:08,269 --> 00:18:10,907
I don't think you need the "damn."
398
00:18:11,731 --> 00:18:14,940
"What does a guy have to do
to get a cookie around here?"
399
00:18:16,277 --> 00:18:19,278
"To get a damn cookie around..."
400
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,529
"To get a cookie..."
401
00:18:20,531 --> 00:18:24,199
I swear to God, my fingers are
digging into the table.
402
00:18:24,201 --> 00:18:25,075
There is wood under my nails.
403
00:18:25,077 --> 00:18:26,285
You... you know what? Let's just
404
00:18:26,287 --> 00:18:28,579
- stick with the "damn."
- Yes.
405
00:18:28,581 --> 00:18:29,830
- Definitely.
- Much better.
406
00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:31,540
- Do that.
- Yep, yep.
407
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:34,293
Uh, so then Mrs. Carlson says...
408
00:18:34,295 --> 00:18:36,516
Hang on. Is it too long?
409
00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:39,047
It's too long, right?
410
00:18:39,393 --> 00:18:41,633
How about just,
411
00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:44,219
"I want a cookie. Where's my cookie?"
412
00:18:44,221 --> 00:18:46,388
Yeah?
413
00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:49,185
That is funny.
414
00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:52,936
- So then...
- Or maybe with a handle.
415
00:18:52,938 --> 00:18:54,229
Put "My God" in front of it.
416
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,524
"My God, what does a man have to do
417
00:18:57,526 --> 00:18:59,902
to get a damn cookie around here?"
418
00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:00,778
Perfect.
419
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:04,573
- You've got it.
- Perfect!
420
00:19:04,575 --> 00:19:05,991
Sold.
421
00:19:05,993 --> 00:19:08,410
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- So then,
422
00:19:08,412 --> 00:19:10,746
- Mrs. Carlson says...
- Sorry.
423
00:19:10,748 --> 00:19:12,498
Is there something funnier
than "cookie"?
424
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,374
Oh, I think it's funny enough.
425
00:19:14,376 --> 00:19:16,997
It is, as you say... a comedy.
426
00:19:16,999 --> 00:19:20,422
Uh, maybe a particular kind of cookie?
427
00:19:20,424 --> 00:19:22,466
Oreos? Tollhouse?
428
00:19:22,468 --> 00:19:23,175
- H... help me here.
- Chips Ahoy?
429
00:19:23,177 --> 00:19:25,302
- Mallomar?
- Hydrox?
430
00:19:25,304 --> 00:19:27,054
- Mint Milano?
- Nilla Wafer?
431
00:19:27,056 --> 00:19:28,597
- Mint Milano?
- Girl Scout Cookie?
432
00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:29,348
- Moon Pie?
- Fig Newton?
433
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:31,350
- Ginger Snap?
- Mint Milano?
434
00:19:31,352 --> 00:19:32,976
Did someone say "fudgy"? Fudgy's funny.
435
00:19:32,978 --> 00:19:35,021
"Fudgy" is funny.
436
00:19:35,023 --> 00:19:37,022
- "Fudgy's" not funny.
- No.
437
00:19:37,024 --> 00:19:37,898
"What does a man have to do
438
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,442
to get a damn fudgy around here?"
439
00:19:40,444 --> 00:19:41,693
I love it.
440
00:19:41,695 --> 00:19:44,112
We are crazy if we don't go with that.
441
00:19:44,114 --> 00:19:46,031
- Yeah?
- Yes.
442
00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:48,450
Ah, moving on.
443
00:19:48,452 --> 00:19:51,370
Hand me one of those crackers,
would you?
444
00:19:51,372 --> 00:19:52,621
Hm?
445
00:19:52,623 --> 00:19:53,983
Did you say "crackers"?
446
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,542
Instead of "cookie"? That's interesting.
447
00:19:56,544 --> 00:19:57,960
What? No, no, no, no, no, no.
448
00:19:57,962 --> 00:19:59,336
No, I was just asking Bev for...
449
00:19:59,338 --> 00:20:00,879
No, no, no, you're... you're right.
450
00:20:00,881 --> 00:20:02,614
I like... uh, "cookie's" so expected,
451
00:20:02,616 --> 00:20:04,883
but what kind of cracker?
452
00:20:04,885 --> 00:20:06,134
- Mm.
- Ritz?
453
00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:08,136
- Triscuit?
- Saltine?
454
00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:09,805
- Triscuit?
- Wheat Thin?
455
00:20:09,807 --> 00:20:11,807
- Cheez-it?
- Triscuit?
456
00:20:11,809 --> 00:20:13,058
You saw...
457
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:14,476
I did not... I wasn't...
458
00:20:14,478 --> 00:20:15,769
that wasn't... that was n...
459
00:20:15,771 --> 00:20:17,521
I did not... You... you... you w...
460
00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:19,565
you heard me. I was just asking...
461
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:21,316
That's our show.
462
00:20:21,318 --> 00:20:23,193
Remember to follow us
live online 24 hours a day,
463
00:20:23,195 --> 00:20:25,402
and be back here tomorrow night...
464
00:20:25,404 --> 00:20:27,030
- Six.
- when we'll be
465
00:20:27,032 --> 00:20:28,369
one step closer to finding out
466
00:20:28,371 --> 00:20:30,909
- who will beat The Box.
- Jessica.
467
00:20:30,911 --> 00:20:32,536
Good night!
468
00:20:32,538 --> 00:20:34,830
Show's over. Thank you very much, folks!
469
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:37,833
- Good job, Matt!
- We love you, Matt!
470
00:20:37,835 --> 00:20:38,999
Hey, Gilbert, listen.
471
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:41,003
Thanks so much for doing this.
472
00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:42,838
Jesus Christ,
473
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,055
it smells like a vagina's vagina
in there.
474
00:20:46,057 --> 00:20:48,635
You gotta let these people bathe.
475
00:20:48,637 --> 00:20:50,262
That one got to take a shower.
476
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,182
Well, next time, put me in her box.
477
00:20:54,184 --> 00:20:56,852
And I mean that in the biblical sense.
478
00:21:06,530 --> 00:21:08,113
Hey.
479
00:21:08,115 --> 00:21:09,197
Hey!
480
00:21:09,199 --> 00:21:11,700
You hear me? I said, "Hey."
481
00:21:12,213 --> 00:21:14,244
I heard you.
482
00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:16,622
Yeah, where are we on my fucking window?
483
00:21:16,624 --> 00:21:19,583
Uh, nowhere. Because like I told you,
484
00:21:19,585 --> 00:21:21,126
you're not gettin' a fucking window.
485
00:21:21,616 --> 00:21:22,878
No one has a window.
486
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:23,795
I don't have a window.
487
00:21:23,797 --> 00:21:25,012
Why should you get a window?
488
00:21:25,014 --> 00:21:27,105
Because I'm the star
of the fucking show.
489
00:21:27,107 --> 00:21:29,176
Yeah? Well, Mr. Ed was the star
490
00:21:29,178 --> 00:21:31,720
of Mr. Ed, but he still
had to shit in a barn.
491
00:21:31,722 --> 00:21:33,639
The title's overrated.
492
00:21:33,641 --> 00:21:36,320
Remember when I screwed your wife?
493
00:21:37,227 --> 00:21:38,852
Yeah.
494
00:21:38,854 --> 00:21:42,358
That's it. Just wanted you to remember.
495
00:21:43,984 --> 00:21:46,963
You are so never getting a window.
496
00:21:46,965 --> 00:21:49,071
Oh, I'm gettin' a window.
497
00:21:49,073 --> 00:21:51,073
You know what? You're an actor.
498
00:21:51,075 --> 00:21:52,407
Act like there's a window.
499
00:21:52,409 --> 00:21:54,701
You know what? You're a producer.
500
00:21:54,703 --> 00:21:55,994
Go fuck yourself.
501
00:22:02,086 --> 00:22:03,418
Did you know that the secret
502
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:05,212
to making the perfect crepe
503
00:22:05,214 --> 00:22:08,590
is to chill the batter the night before.
504
00:22:08,592 --> 00:22:09,591
Hmm.
505
00:22:09,593 --> 00:22:10,717
Here's a notion,
506
00:22:10,719 --> 00:22:12,094
why don't we keep working
507
00:22:12,096 --> 00:22:15,764
while we eat our crepes.
508
00:22:15,766 --> 00:22:17,557
What? No.
509
00:22:17,559 --> 00:22:19,851
We should at least
take a moment to savor them.
510
00:22:19,853 --> 00:22:22,062
Well, slightly more than a moment,
511
00:22:22,064 --> 00:22:23,146
because don't forget, I've gotta do
512
00:22:23,148 --> 00:22:24,356
a gluten free batch for Amanda.
513
00:22:24,358 --> 00:22:26,191
Jesus, Amanda, eat the gluten.
514
00:22:26,193 --> 00:22:28,151
- It's the best part.
- Right.
515
00:22:28,153 --> 00:22:30,445
Hi, see...
516
00:22:30,447 --> 00:22:32,906
Here's the thing. It seems like
517
00:22:32,908 --> 00:22:34,452
we have a chance to get out of here
518
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:37,077
at a reasonable hour tonight, for once.
519
00:22:37,079 --> 00:22:39,621
I say, we grab it.
520
00:22:39,623 --> 00:22:42,416
Just because you two have
some kind of plans.
521
00:22:42,418 --> 00:22:43,917
Not just us.
522
00:22:43,919 --> 00:22:46,294
We have all worked every night
523
00:22:46,296 --> 00:22:48,130
for the last six weeks.
524
00:22:48,132 --> 00:22:50,927
I'm using "worked"
in the broadest sense,
525
00:22:50,929 --> 00:22:53,301
including not only our show,
526
00:22:53,303 --> 00:22:55,279
but your cooking show
527
00:22:55,281 --> 00:22:58,432
and helping you to pick out a cat,
528
00:22:58,434 --> 00:23:00,350
and while we all appreciate the food
529
00:23:00,352 --> 00:23:05,075
and we love Mr. Swizzleboots,
530
00:23:05,566 --> 00:23:08,316
I'm sure, everybody here would also love
531
00:23:08,318 --> 00:23:11,864
to get home to their families.
532
00:23:13,115 --> 00:23:14,406
We're just asking
533
00:23:14,408 --> 00:23:16,992
for one night off.
534
00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:24,595
Well...
535
00:23:25,961 --> 00:23:28,015
not quite sure what to say.
536
00:23:29,506 --> 00:23:31,923
Just thought the crepes
would be a special treat,
537
00:23:31,925 --> 00:23:34,843
but... we... we don't have to have 'em.
538
00:23:34,845 --> 00:23:37,012
Not if people don't want them.
539
00:23:37,014 --> 00:23:38,847
No, we do.
540
00:23:38,849 --> 00:23:40,932
Let's have the crepes.
541
00:23:40,934 --> 00:23:42,642
Well, now you're just saying it.
542
00:23:42,644 --> 00:23:44,186
No, no, we really do.
543
00:23:44,188 --> 00:23:46,104
- They smell delicious.
- Let's have the crepes.
544
00:23:46,106 --> 00:23:48,106
That's the gluten.
545
00:23:48,108 --> 00:23:49,947
And as far as taking a night off,
546
00:23:49,949 --> 00:23:51,943
I suppose we could,
547
00:23:51,945 --> 00:23:54,571
I mean, if people would
rather go home than
548
00:23:54,573 --> 00:23:56,114
get the job done.
549
00:23:56,927 --> 00:23:58,212
Sorry.
550
00:23:58,214 --> 00:24:01,411
I don't mean to be overly professional,
551
00:24:01,413 --> 00:24:03,791
but I think the work has to come first.
552
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,783
Now, who's having apples
and who's having cheese?
553
00:24:09,785 --> 00:24:11,187
- Oh, uh, apples for me.
- Cheese.
554
00:24:11,189 --> 00:24:12,225
I'm allergic to cheese.
555
00:24:29,399 --> 00:24:31,943
It's us. We're still in crepe hell.
556
00:24:31,945 --> 00:24:33,381
We're never getting out of here.
557
00:24:33,383 --> 00:24:35,114
No apples on mine.
558
00:25:44,057 --> 00:25:45,642
Ah.
559
00:27:01,218 --> 00:27:03,679
Ohh...
560
00:27:16,358 --> 00:27:18,013
- Yeah?
- Oh, Mr. Lapidus.
561
00:27:18,015 --> 00:27:19,673
I'm sorry to call so late,
562
00:27:19,675 --> 00:27:21,903
but, um, we kind of have
a situation here.
563
00:27:21,905 --> 00:27:26,366
Uh, Matt LeBlanc is down on the stage.
564
00:27:26,368 --> 00:27:29,577
- Now?
- Yeah, he's, um...
565
00:27:29,579 --> 00:27:30,930
well, he's kind of having a sex thing
566
00:27:30,932 --> 00:27:33,707
with, uh... with Danika.
567
00:27:33,709 --> 00:27:35,500
Hang on, hang on.
568
00:27:35,502 --> 00:27:38,294
Let me turn on my feed.
569
00:27:47,597 --> 00:27:49,723
Holy shit.
570
00:27:49,725 --> 00:27:51,766
Don't worry, none of it has gone out.
571
00:27:51,768 --> 00:27:53,435
So long as I stay off Danika's camera,
572
00:27:53,437 --> 00:27:56,187
nobody can see it,
but I thought you should know.
573
00:27:56,189 --> 00:27:58,606
No, no, no, no, I'm glad you called.
574
00:27:58,608 --> 00:28:00,483
You... you did the right thing.
575
00:28:00,485 --> 00:28:02,561
Do me a favor, Kenny.
576
00:28:02,563 --> 00:28:05,238
Switch the live feed to Danika's box.
577
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,950
No, I'm saying, if you stay off
of Danika's camera, then...
578
00:28:08,952 --> 00:28:10,952
No, no, no, no, I hear you.
Just... just switch it.
579
00:28:10,954 --> 00:28:12,049
It's fine.
580
00:28:12,789 --> 00:28:15,040
- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.
581
00:28:15,042 --> 00:28:18,043
I take full responsibility.
Just switch it,
582
00:28:18,045 --> 00:28:19,669
and let it run.
583
00:28:19,671 --> 00:28:21,171
Wow.
584
00:28:21,173 --> 00:28:23,633
I... okay, okay.
585
00:28:25,719 --> 00:28:28,970
Oh, and do me a favor.
586
00:28:28,972 --> 00:28:31,391
Zoom in on Matt.
587
00:28:33,195 --> 00:28:36,227
Yeah, that's nice.
588
00:28:36,229 --> 00:28:38,354
Thanks for calling, Kenny.
589
00:28:38,356 --> 00:28:40,275
You have a good night.
590
00:28:48,325 --> 00:28:56,595
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