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Welcome to day 37 of The Box.
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- Twice in one week.
- It's my new favorite show.
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Liking those numbers, huh?
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Liking them? They're what I think about
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when I'm screwing my wife.
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I really think we need to cut
this whole bit with the boat.
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- No, you can't do that.
- You can't.
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You need the boat bit.
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Darling, sometimes you have
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to let the words go.
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Do we?
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Where are we on my fucking window?
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You're an actor.
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Act like there's a window.
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You're a producer.
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Go fuck yourself.
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Let 's do it. You don' t
need to mark it again?
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No, no, no, I'm good. Let's go.
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- Okay, on three. One, two...
- Mm-hmm.
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Wait, is it on three?
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- Good news?
- You know that guy
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who got my part in the NBC pilot?
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Anthony Powner Smith.
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Just had a kickboxing accident.
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Paralyzed!
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Oh, my God.
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Well, temporarily... but long enough
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that he can't do the pilot.
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You won't leave your house.
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You're stoned before breakfast.
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And you look like...
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I look like what?
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You look like what
I imagine you'd look like
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if you'd never left Michigan.
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Mr. Lapidus, Matt LeBlanc,
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he's kind of having
a sex thing with Danika.
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Do me a favor, Kenny.
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Switch the live feed to Danika's box.
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Are you sure?
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Absolutely.
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I take full responsibility.
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Ah, that's nice.
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- Have you seen this?
- What?
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The Matt LeBlanc show? Oh, yeah.
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It's unbelievable.
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What the hell was he thinking?
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What was who thinking?
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Are you kidding?
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How have you not seen it?
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Mm?
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Mm.
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Mm!
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Jesus, it's fucking everywhere!
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Elliot Salad on one.
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Shit.
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Uh...
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tell him you can't find me.
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Then get me Roger Riskin!
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Helen Basch on one.
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Shit.
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Uh, tell her I'm in a meeting. Any luck?
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I tried Malibu. I tried his ranch.
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Try the vineyard.
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Voice mail.
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Fuck!
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Well, keep trying.
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Booth.
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Yes, he is. Hold on.
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Helen Basch for you.
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Hello.
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What kind of swirling vortex
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of fuckup are you running over there?
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No, no, no, no, no,
you're not putting this on me.
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It's not my job
to keep his dick in his pants.
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It's your job
not to put it on television.
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Who's watching the fucking monitors?
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Believe me, that putz is long gone.
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I canned his ass so fast.
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Yeah, well, you're the one
who put him in that booth.
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- This is on you.
- Bullshit.
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Who made me hire LeBlanc
in the first place?
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Oh, no, you don't.
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I gave you a whole list of hosts.
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You gave me a stack of obituaries.
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They weren't all dead.
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All right.
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Enough with the finger-pointing.
So now what?
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Dump him.
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Are you crazy?
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We don't need that asshole.
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This show's been a hit
in 41 countries without him.
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No, it's the one thing
I've got that's working.
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- I'm not screwing with it.
- It's already screwed.
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America can't unsee what they saw.
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America saw Ruby shoot Oswald.
They'll get over it.
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Look, I'm just gonna say one thing,
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and I-I'm not pointing fingers.
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This never would've happened
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if we had gone with Art Fleming.
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Art Fleming's been dead for 20 years!
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Jesus, is it that long?
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What am I looking at?
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Just watch.
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Oh...
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Oh... my...
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Mm-hmm.
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No... oh.
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No.
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No, no, no.
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Please tell me he's not gonna take it...
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Oh, he took it out!
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- There's more.
- Mo-more?
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Oh.
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Oh! Good Lord.
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Look at him go.
I swear I just saw a spark.
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Not over.
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N-no.
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No.
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No. Oh!
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No.
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Ah! Tell me it's over.
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Did he shake it yet?
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- Just did.
- It's over.
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Oh. Oh!
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It just passed 15 million views.
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That's more than watch the fucking show.
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It's already bigger than that
chicken getting bar mitzvahed.
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That really made me laugh.
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He had a little yarmulke.
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Patty, call Roger again!
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Tell him I know that little shit's
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- not in a meeting!
- Okay.
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Pepsi just pulled out,
and Ford is waffling.
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God damn it.
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Maybe we should preempt tonight.
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- And run what?
- I'd run the tape.
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Roger's supposedly
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still in a meeting,
and Elliot Salad's on one.
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Again.
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Elliot.
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Tell me we can fix this.
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We're on it.
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You hear that we lost Pepsi and Ford?
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I heard Ford was waffling.
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Well, whatever comes after
waffling, they just did.
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Also Kraft Mayonnaise.
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Well, that makes sense.
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It's visceral.
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Oh, and we just had a call from the FCC.
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They're raising questions
about the integrity of the game.
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Well, I've got Legal making sure
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he didn't actually break any rules.
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The rules?
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Nobody understands those fucking rules.
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This is about perception.
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It looks like he broke the rules.
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It looks like he broke the rules
all over that box!
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Mm.
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Helen Basch on one.
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She says pick up or she's
coming over with a bat.
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Fuck.
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Good timing.
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My meeting just ended.
What can I do for you?
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How about you invent a time machine,
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go back to yesterday,
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and cock-block your fucking client?
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- Saw it, did you?
- I saw it.
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I think it's safe to say
everyone but Andrea Bocelli
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and that blind dog on YouTube saw it.
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What blind dog on YouTube?
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Oh, I'll send you the link.
It barks 'Georgia on My Mind.'
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Mm.
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Look, Matt feels terrible.
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He knows this was
a massive lapse of judgment.
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He'd love to speak to you and explain.
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Fine, patch him in.
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Uh,
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we can totally do that.
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Except, um, at the moment...
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You haven't even
talked to him, have you?
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As of right now, I believe I have not.
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Well, when you do,
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he better have a fucking
miracle of an explanation,
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because I need a really good
reason not to fire his ass.
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Why are we still discussing this?
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Just get rid of him.
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Not till I hear his side of it.
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Who cares about his side?
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If this were any other game show...
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What if you saw a video of Alex Trebek
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jerking off on some contestant?
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'What is not on my face,' Alex?
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There's no show without him.
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He's the show!
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Bullshit.
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The show's the show.
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Look at Millionaire.
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Regis left years ago
and it's still going strong.
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Who knows who's hosting it now?
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Not Art Fleming.
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Mm.
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Hi, honey, it's Beth.
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- Mm.
- So it's a clusterfuck.
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What?
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You, last night.
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What?
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You know, I'm gonna conference Roger in.
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Hey, bud.
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What's going on?
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We've got a bit of a problem here.
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With what?
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That little show you did last night?
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Ah, you watched my show?
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Oh, pretty much everyone
watched your show.
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Huh?
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- The girl?
- What girl?
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Box number two?
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Without the pants?
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How do you know about that?
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Um, 'cause I' m looking at it right now.
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- You're looking at it?
- From the feed.
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- What feed?
- The 24-hour feed?
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You know how at the end
of every show, you say,
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'Remember to follow us
live online, 24 hours a day'?
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That's what that means.
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- Yup.
- Yup.
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Oh, shit.
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Where is it?
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Oh, it's pretty much everywhere.
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If you go to your kitchen,
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your microwave's probably showing it.
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Fuck.
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Holy crap.
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What's he doing?
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Just watch.
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Whoa.
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You could see that thing from space.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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You're welcome.
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No.
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Rosa just showed up. Shit.
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Rosa?
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My maid.
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Is it Tuesday again?
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Uh, yeah, it's been happening
every week right around now.
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Shit! She's getting out of the car.
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Is this some kind of murdering maid?
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Probably. I haven't paid her
in, like, four weeks.
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- Why?
- 'Cause I' ve been
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saving up to buy a pony.
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- I'm broke!
- That broke?
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Yes, that broke.
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Then why not just let her go?
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I don't want to lose her.
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No, of course not.
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Oh, fuck!
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Here she comes.
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I'm gonna dead-bolt the door.
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What's happening?
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Shh!
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Oh!
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Hey, Rosa.
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Hola.
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Uh, I was just looking for my, um,
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um...
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Dignity?
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I...
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Jesus.
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Well, can't they just take
the fucking thing down?
274
00:10:59,669 --> 00:11:02,328
Honey, it's the Internet.
There is no down.
275
00:11:02,353 --> 00:11:04,820
So, uh, not to judge, but...
276
00:11:05,174 --> 00:11:06,568
what the hell were you thinking?
277
00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:07,955
I don't know.
278
00:11:07,957 --> 00:11:09,489
I guess I was thinking,
279
00:11:09,491 --> 00:11:11,704
'I sure wish I could
get through that glass.'
280
00:11:12,495 --> 00:11:14,446
Y-you're not getting
how serious this is.
281
00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,925
Look, I had a few beers. She was hot.
282
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,906
Realistically,
how else was that gonna end?
283
00:11:18,908 --> 00:11:20,981
Well, it might end
with you out of a job.
284
00:11:20,983 --> 00:11:22,135
Oh, come on.
285
00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:23,658
They're freaking out over there.
286
00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:26,459
It had nothing to do
with their stupid game.
287
00:11:26,461 --> 00:11:28,626
They're saying it looks like
288
00:11:28,628 --> 00:11:31,197
you're giving one contestant
289
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,319
preferential treatment.
290
00:11:33,321 --> 00:11:34,233
Fine.
291
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,121
I'll whack off on all their boxes.
292
00:11:36,123 --> 00:11:38,556
Yeah, I'm not writing this down.
293
00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:40,857
Wait a minute, if they fire me,
294
00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:42,922
- they still have to pay me, right?
- No.
295
00:11:42,924 --> 00:11:44,441
I thought we had a pay-or-play deal.
296
00:11:44,443 --> 00:11:45,534
There's a morals clause.
297
00:11:45,536 --> 00:11:46,916
A morals clause?
298
00:11:46,918 --> 00:11:48,536
You never told me
there was a morals clause.
299
00:11:48,538 --> 00:11:49,908
I never thought it would matter.
300
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,279
With me?
301
00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:52,326
You know what?
302
00:11:52,328 --> 00:11:53,756
If they want to fire me, then fuck 'em.
303
00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:54,651
You can 't fuck' em.
304
00:11:54,653 --> 00:11:55,898
Oh, I can fuck 'em.
305
00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,636
- What about the money?
- Fuck the money.
306
00:11:57,638 --> 00:11:59,715
Never fuck the money!
307
00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:04,249
You can't afford to fuck the money.
308
00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:05,892
You know that.
309
00:12:07,717 --> 00:12:08,563
So now what?
310
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:09,562
Beth?
311
00:12:09,587 --> 00:12:11,664
Well, you start by releasing a statement
312
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,252
accepting full responsibility
for your actions.
313
00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:15,506
Fine.
314
00:12:15,508 --> 00:12:16,945
You apologize
315
00:12:16,947 --> 00:12:18,753
to the network and to your fans.
316
00:12:18,755 --> 00:12:21,292
You acknowledge you
have a serious problem.
317
00:12:21,294 --> 00:12:23,589
And then you say you're going into rehab
318
00:12:23,591 --> 00:12:24,936
for sexual addiction.
319
00:12:24,938 --> 00:12:26,271
No!
320
00:12:26,273 --> 00:12:27,895
Look, this is bullshit.
321
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:28,957
I'm calling the network.
322
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:30,250
Do not call the network.
323
00:12:30,252 --> 00:12:31,243
We will handle it.
324
00:12:31,245 --> 00:12:32,518
I'm calling Elliot Salad.
325
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,736
Do not call Elliot Salad.
326
00:12:33,738 --> 00:12:35,281
Why not? He loves me.
327
00:12:35,283 --> 00:12:36,286
Listen to me,
328
00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:38,094
do not call Elliot Salad.
329
00:12:38,096 --> 00:12:39,553
I'm calling Elliot Salad.
330
00:12:39,555 --> 00:12:40,582
I'm begging you,
331
00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:42,508
do not call Elliot Salad!
332
00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:44,938
You can't stop me
from calling Elliot Salad.
333
00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:46,787
I'm calling Elliot Salad.
334
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:53,975
Matt LeBlanc on one.
335
00:12:53,977 --> 00:12:55,458
Yeah?
336
00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:57,218
I need Elliot Salad's number.
337
00:12:58,332 --> 00:12:59,695
What happened to me?
338
00:13:00,974 --> 00:13:02,765
I was important.
339
00:13:03,773 --> 00:13:05,894
I had a career.
340
00:13:06,644 --> 00:13:08,714
People brought me lunch.
341
00:13:09,817 --> 00:13:11,350
They kissed my ass.
342
00:13:12,294 --> 00:13:14,027
Now look at it.
343
00:13:14,408 --> 00:13:15,778
It's just an ass.
344
00:13:21,705 --> 00:13:23,092
Do you need to get that?
345
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:27,617
Mm.
346
00:13:28,654 --> 00:13:29,644
It's like,
347
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,962
I remember this one particular day.
348
00:13:33,922 --> 00:13:36,381
I was in New York for the up-fronts.
349
00:13:37,008 --> 00:13:39,317
It was my first one.
350
00:13:39,594 --> 00:13:41,346
I was so young.
351
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:45,857
And... in that one day,
352
00:13:46,404 --> 00:13:50,595
I was in the room when they
canceled the John Stamos show;
353
00:13:51,282 --> 00:13:53,650
I saw Brooke Shields
354
00:13:54,317 --> 00:13:56,900
in the lobby of my hotel;
355
00:13:58,196 --> 00:13:59,876
and that night,
356
00:13:59,878 --> 00:14:03,420
I blew Wilmer Valderrama
357
00:14:03,422 --> 00:14:06,376
in the bathroom at the after party.
358
00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:11,415
It was just the most magical day.
359
00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:15,418
And I thought,
360
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:17,569
'Oh, my God.
361
00:14:17,571 --> 00:14:21,055
Look at my life.'
362
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,205
And now?
363
00:14:24,207 --> 00:14:26,495
Oh, my God.
364
00:14:26,497 --> 00:14:29,018
Look at my life.
365
00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:36,757
By the way,
366
00:14:37,436 --> 00:14:40,040
thank you again for taking my watch.
367
00:14:40,571 --> 00:14:42,610
It looks really good on you.
368
00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:45,268
And I'm telling you it's worth
369
00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:47,929
so much more than four weeks' pay.
370
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:52,375
You did very well, my friend.
371
00:14:56,182 --> 00:14:59,677
Kelsey Grammer once
called me 'fetching.'
372
00:14:59,985 --> 00:15:01,994
This is out.
373
00:15:03,516 --> 00:15:05,779
Matt LeBlanc on one.
374
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,170
Shit.
375
00:15:10,894 --> 00:15:12,314
Hello.
376
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,353
Hey, Elliot.
377
00:15:14,453 --> 00:15:15,668
How's it going?
378
00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:16,748
I've been better.
379
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,114
Yeah, look...
380
00:15:18,116 --> 00:15:19,813
I don't know what to say.
381
00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:21,931
I am so sorry.
382
00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:24,103
It was beyond stupid.
383
00:15:24,105 --> 00:15:25,296
I cannot disagree.
384
00:15:25,298 --> 00:15:27,958
If I could undo it, I would. I swear.
385
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,919
I feel terrible.
386
00:15:29,921 --> 00:15:31,425
Well, you should.
387
00:15:31,427 --> 00:15:33,527
What the hell was going through
that brain of yours?
388
00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,511
Nothing. That's the problem.
389
00:15:35,513 --> 00:15:37,474
I just saw her,
and she was there, and...
390
00:15:37,476 --> 00:15:40,456
Yeah, well, I gotta say, I can't
fault your taste in women.
391
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,106
That girl is something.
392
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,228
I know, right?
393
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:45,914
And she was doing yoga.
394
00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:47,114
I hear you.
395
00:15:47,116 --> 00:15:48,484
There's something about a woman
396
00:15:48,486 --> 00:15:50,259
who can put her heels behind her ears.
397
00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:51,381
Thank you.
398
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,854
I mean, how do you say no to that?
399
00:15:53,856 --> 00:15:56,946
Funny thing, looking at you
with that girl in the box
400
00:15:56,948 --> 00:15:59,583
took me back to something
that happened to me
401
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:01,752
which was not entirely dissimilar.
402
00:16:01,754 --> 00:16:02,960
No kidding?
403
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,309
This is years ago.
404
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,108
Just off Times Square.
405
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:08,261
Near Nathan's. You remember Nathan's?
406
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,567
Sure.
407
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,200
I was walking down the street.
408
00:16:11,202 --> 00:16:13,329
And I saw this woman in a phone booth.
409
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,000
She was magnificent.
410
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,289
A body to die for.
411
00:16:18,723 --> 00:16:21,646
Like a young Cyd Charisse.
You remember Cyd Charisse?
412
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,819
Totally.
413
00:16:22,821 --> 00:16:24,367
Singing in the Rain?
414
00:16:24,369 --> 00:16:26,673
- The Band Wagon...
- Band Wagon, sure.
415
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:27,959
Anyway, it was
416
00:16:27,961 --> 00:16:29,284
a hot summer night,
417
00:16:29,286 --> 00:16:31,680
even hotter in that phone booth
with the door closed.
418
00:16:31,682 --> 00:16:34,048
So I'm standing there,
419
00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:35,380
watching her,
420
00:16:35,382 --> 00:16:37,410
kind of in the shadows.
421
00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:39,947
And I notice this one
422
00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:42,406
little bead of sweat
423
00:16:42,408 --> 00:16:45,504
slowly rolling down her bare shoulder.
424
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,824
And she turns,
425
00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:50,730
and her eyes catch mine.
426
00:16:51,786 --> 00:16:54,702
It was this charged erotic moment.
427
00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:57,437
And much like you
and your girl in the box,
428
00:16:57,439 --> 00:16:59,238
it led to some, uh,
429
00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:01,605
self-pleasuring,
430
00:17:01,607 --> 00:17:03,381
if you catch my drift.
431
00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:05,404
I'm catching it.
432
00:17:05,406 --> 00:17:06,495
Of course,
433
00:17:06,497 --> 00:17:08,848
my situation was
slightly different in that
434
00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:11,083
she had no idea what was happening.
435
00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:12,442
When she looked down
436
00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:15,387
and saw what I was doing,
she let out a-a scream.
437
00:17:15,389 --> 00:17:16,772
It was so loud, you could hear it
438
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,604
through the glass with the door closed.
439
00:17:18,606 --> 00:17:20,280
But that's all I needed.
440
00:17:20,282 --> 00:17:22,172
By the time the cops came,
441
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:25,278
I was done, zipped up,
and halfway down 46th Street.
442
00:17:27,444 --> 00:17:28,577
Wow.
443
00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:31,435
You don't see phone booths anymore.
444
00:17:31,437 --> 00:17:33,371
And they call that progress.
445
00:17:33,373 --> 00:17:34,798
Right.
446
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,874
Anyway, the show.
447
00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:39,643
So... we're okay?
448
00:17:39,645 --> 00:17:42,112
Well, let us think about it.
449
00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:43,666
We'll discuss.
450
00:17:43,668 --> 00:17:45,583
But I'm really glad you called.
451
00:17:45,585 --> 00:17:46,865
Me too.
452
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,195
Thank you so much.
453
00:17:49,197 --> 00:17:51,354
Elliot Salad on one.
454
00:17:53,999 --> 00:17:54,998
Fire him.
455
00:17:55,313 --> 00:17:56,480
You sure?
456
00:17:56,505 --> 00:17:59,005
Yeah, that guy should not
be hosting a family show.
457
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:00,688
Gives me the creeps.
458
00:18:08,243 --> 00:18:09,430
Yo.
459
00:18:09,432 --> 00:18:11,018
Bad news, bud.
460
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,333
What?
461
00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:14,188
I just talked to Elliot Salad.
462
00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:15,865
He-he said he was gonna think about it.
463
00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:17,913
Well, he... thought about it.
464
00:18:19,795 --> 00:18:21,146
Fuck!
465
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:26,521
- Well done.
- That was great, thank you.
466
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,455
Thank you so much for coming in.
467
00:18:27,457 --> 00:18:29,170
I liked her a lot.
468
00:18:29,172 --> 00:18:30,256
She made some very smart choices.
469
00:18:30,258 --> 00:18:31,070
Mm.
470
00:18:31,072 --> 00:18:33,127
I thought she was a bit rumpy.
471
00:18:34,273 --> 00:18:35,306
As in?
472
00:18:36,105 --> 00:18:37,136
Too much rump.
473
00:18:37,161 --> 00:18:37,993
- Too much rump.
- Mm.
474
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,809
Switch seats with me.
475
00:18:43,028 --> 00:18:43,961
Who's next?
476
00:18:43,986 --> 00:18:45,818
Uh, Anthony Powner Smith.
477
00:18:45,847 --> 00:18:47,313
- No. No, no, no, no.
- What?
478
00:18:47,338 --> 00:18:48,721
We had this conversation.
479
00:18:48,746 --> 00:18:50,155
- Did we?
- You know we did.
480
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,922
It was the day you brought in
your apple crumble.
481
00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:53,914
Mmm, I remember the crumble.
482
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,620
I 'm sure you' ll recall,
483
00:18:55,645 --> 00:18:57,545
as you were whipping
your cinnamon cream,
484
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:01,294
we had a vehement conversation
about Anthony Powner Smith.
485
00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:04,263
We were absolutely explicit
about not bringing him in.
486
00:19:04,265 --> 00:19:05,355
He's a brilliant actor.
487
00:19:05,357 --> 00:19:06,577
- Absolutely.
- Yes.
488
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,661
No question, and...
489
00:19:08,663 --> 00:19:11,696
paralyzed, brilliantly paralyzed.
490
00:19:11,698 --> 00:19:14,924
Well, I'm sorry if you two have
issues with hiring the disabled.
491
00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:17,329
Nothing to do with him being disabled.
492
00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:18,338
No, no, no, the whole
conceit of our show
493
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,141
is that everyone plays
two very different parts.
494
00:19:20,143 --> 00:19:22,212
If he's in a wheelchair
for both of them,
495
00:19:22,214 --> 00:19:24,742
that hardly makes him chameleon-like.
496
00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:27,369
Well, they'd obviously
be different chairs.
497
00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:29,861
Look, it's five minutes
498
00:19:29,863 --> 00:19:32,140
out of your oh-so-busy lives.
499
00:19:32,142 --> 00:19:33,842
Who knows? He might surprise you.
500
00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:34,817
By tap-dancing.
501
00:19:34,819 --> 00:19:36,906
That is wildly offensive.
502
00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:38,171
You're wildly offensive.
503
00:19:38,173 --> 00:19:40,266
So, um, should I bring him in?
504
00:19:40,268 --> 00:19:41,555
- Absolutely.
- Well, he's here now.
505
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,259
Well, we can't not, um...
506
00:19:43,261 --> 00:19:45,059
Anthony?
507
00:19:46,371 --> 00:19:47,404
Hello, good people.
508
00:19:47,406 --> 00:19:48,884
- Hello, ah.
- Welcome.
509
00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:50,397
Thank you so much for coming in.
510
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,001
Ah.
511
00:19:52,003 --> 00:19:53,041
Ah! Hang on.
512
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:54,361
Bit of a snag.
513
00:19:57,136 --> 00:19:59,042
I was going to say, I...
514
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,309
Almost.
515
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,457
It's all about the trajectory.
516
00:20:03,546 --> 00:20:04,549
Can we help?
517
00:20:04,574 --> 00:20:05,830
No, no, I've got it.
518
00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:06,921
Um, it's...
519
00:20:06,946 --> 00:20:08,378
Just, uh...
520
00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:11,900
Happens all the time.
521
00:20:12,923 --> 00:20:14,359
You sure? We...
522
00:20:14,361 --> 00:20:16,357
Oh, no, no, I can totally do it.
523
00:20:18,169 --> 00:20:21,062
Ah. There we go... No, hang on.
524
00:20:21,064 --> 00:20:22,396
I made it a little worse here.
525
00:20:25,571 --> 00:20:26,934
Bloody fucker!
526
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:30,604
This chair seems to expand in the heat.
527
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:32,243
Well, it is a very narrow doorframe.
528
00:20:32,245 --> 00:20:33,422
Oh, it's ridiculously narrow.
529
00:20:33,424 --> 00:20:34,529
Runway models would get stuck there.
530
00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:37,794
Are you sure we can't help?
531
00:20:37,796 --> 00:20:39,009
- No, I've got it!
- No, no rush.
532
00:20:39,011 --> 00:20:40,880
We 're-we' re going nowhere.
533
00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:54,898
That wasn't so hard, was it?
534
00:20:55,634 --> 00:20:56,791
Is your hand bleeding?
535
00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:58,391
Hmm? Oh.
536
00:20:58,393 --> 00:21:00,495
Hardly. It's fine. No worries.
537
00:21:00,497 --> 00:21:01,532
So welcome.
538
00:21:01,534 --> 00:21:03,569
- So thrilled you could come in.
- Wow, what a treat.
539
00:21:03,571 --> 00:21:05,470
- Huge fans.
- Especially me.
540
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:06,979
Oh, you're very kind.
541
00:21:06,981 --> 00:21:08,974
Say, uh, it's a wonderful script.
542
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,811
Oh, thank you.
543
00:21:10,813 --> 00:21:12,166
It's very, very funny.
544
00:21:12,168 --> 00:21:14,045
Both, uh... both roles so...
545
00:21:14,047 --> 00:21:15,837
So tasty.
546
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,425
Uh, by the way,
547
00:21:17,427 --> 00:21:19,962
if there is any concern
548
00:21:19,964 --> 00:21:21,474
about the chair...
549
00:21:21,476 --> 00:21:23,489
- What? The chair? No.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
550
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,695
I can assure you
that I will be out of it
551
00:21:25,697 --> 00:21:27,791
by the time we're ready to shoot.
552
00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:30,393
Uh, that's wonderful, but, um,
553
00:21:31,107 --> 00:21:34,235
that is in only three weeks.
554
00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:37,698
Oh.
555
00:21:38,739 --> 00:21:39,949
Uh-huh.
556
00:21:40,709 --> 00:21:42,005
That 's-that' s a little
557
00:21:42,007 --> 00:21:43,768
sooner than I was told.
558
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,725
But I'm sure I'll be fine by then.
559
00:21:47,596 --> 00:21:49,537
Right, well, uh.
560
00:21:49,562 --> 00:21:51,464
Shall we... Shall we read a little?
561
00:21:51,466 --> 00:21:52,564
- Yes.
- Please.
562
00:21:52,566 --> 00:21:54,617
Maybe we can start with Reg,
563
00:21:54,619 --> 00:21:56,158
the scene with his daughter?
564
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,386
- Reg it is.
- Great choice.
565
00:21:57,388 --> 00:21:58,986
I'll be reading with you. Ready?
566
00:21:58,988 --> 00:21:59,885
Let's do it.
567
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,245
'Dad, get down from there.'
568
00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:24,831
What?
569
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:27,347
Just wanted to say good-bye.
570
00:22:27,349 --> 00:22:29,681
And then I wanted to watch you leave.
571
00:22:30,929 --> 00:22:32,082
Dick.
572
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:35,326
Aw, I'm gonna miss these little talks.
573
00:22:35,328 --> 00:22:37,523
Shame this didn't work out.
574
00:22:37,525 --> 00:22:39,992
But hey, we had a good run.
575
00:22:42,093 --> 00:22:44,616
You remember when
all you wanted was a window?
576
00:22:45,016 --> 00:22:46,547
I don't need a window.
577
00:22:46,549 --> 00:22:48,042
I could throw you through a wall.
578
00:22:48,044 --> 00:22:50,402
Whoa, please, do it.
579
00:22:51,019 --> 00:22:53,304
That's just what your career needs.
580
00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:56,255
One more nail.
581
00:22:56,257 --> 00:22:57,606
Oh, oh-oh-oh.
582
00:22:57,608 --> 00:22:59,361
In case you were wondering,
583
00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:03,231
there's a camera
on every one of those boxes.
584
00:23:04,026 --> 00:23:07,661
Who do you think decided to stay on you?
585
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,291
You don't have the ball
586
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:15,893
to do that.
587
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,004
No?
588
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,670
Well, then you killed
your own fucking show.
589
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,301
Well, I think we're gonna be all right.
590
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,303
I just got word we're very close
591
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,370
to signing Mr. Howie Mandel.
592
00:23:28,372 --> 00:23:29,992
Yeah? Great.
593
00:23:29,994 --> 00:23:31,145
That's right.
594
00:23:31,147 --> 00:23:33,409
It's time to pass the old baton.
595
00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:35,381
He probably won't touch it,
596
00:23:35,383 --> 00:23:37,423
but who can blame him?
597
00:23:41,198 --> 00:23:42,731
Oh, by the way,
598
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,548
let me know if you need any more boxes.
599
00:23:48,892 --> 00:23:50,926
And then watching him try
to get out the door at the end.
600
00:23:50,928 --> 00:23:53,456
Longest 45 minutes of my life.
601
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:55,635
Like watching Stephen Hawking
thread a needle.
602
00:23:57,234 --> 00:23:58,900
Oh, look.
603
00:23:58,902 --> 00:24:00,567
Well, I'm out of here.
604
00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:01,762
We've been trying to call you all day.
605
00:24:01,764 --> 00:24:03,519
Yeah, I had to turn my phone off.
606
00:24:03,521 --> 00:24:05,639
Oh, my God, it's everywhere.
607
00:24:05,641 --> 00:24:06,792
You think?
608
00:24:06,794 --> 00:24:09,143
In the room, we've been
calling it 'Mattstergate.'
609
00:24:11,814 --> 00:24:13,463
- Just...
- It's just a...
610
00:24:13,465 --> 00:24:15,020
- Once or twice.
- A bit of wordplay.
611
00:24:15,022 --> 00:24:16,191
Well, they fired me.
612
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:17,500
- What? No.
- Oh, my God.
613
00:24:17,502 --> 00:24:19,286
Get in. I don't want anyone to see me.
614
00:24:19,288 --> 00:24:21,121
Might want to put up your top, then.
615
00:24:21,123 --> 00:24:22,889
It's nice out.
616
00:24:22,891 --> 00:24:24,588
Just get in.
617
00:24:25,227 --> 00:24:26,564
Uh, where are we going?
618
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:27,750
Anywhere but here.
619
00:24:27,752 --> 00:24:29,938
I 'm afraid we' re due back in the room.
620
00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:31,662
And our car's here.
621
00:24:32,267 --> 00:24:34,033
I just got fired and my dick's online.
622
00:24:34,035 --> 00:24:35,694
Yeah, right, you win.
623
00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:43,180
You realize, when I die,
624
00:24:43,205 --> 00:24:45,144
this is what they're
gonna remember me for?
625
00:24:45,146 --> 00:24:47,106
After everything else,
626
00:24:47,108 --> 00:24:49,573
it'll be this one stupid thing.
627
00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:50,841
I know.
628
00:24:50,843 --> 00:24:52,087
It doesn't seem fair to all
629
00:24:52,089 --> 00:24:53,591
the other stupid things you've done.
630
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:55,037
I'm serious.
631
00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:57,144
This is gonna follow me
for the rest of my life.
632
00:24:57,146 --> 00:24:58,956
You don't know. Give it time.
633
00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:00,158
People forget.
634
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,994
They're still talking
about Janet Jackson's nipple.
635
00:25:02,996 --> 00:25:05,462
And that didn't squirt
anything at anybody.
636
00:25:06,823 --> 00:25:08,713
You have ruined so many meals for me.
637
00:25:08,747 --> 00:25:10,264
It's such bullshit.
638
00:25:10,266 --> 00:25:12,430
There are people
who've committed real crimes
639
00:25:12,432 --> 00:25:13,845
and aren't in jail.
640
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,872
Uh, you realize
you're not in jail either?
641
00:25:15,874 --> 00:25:17,708
Well, I can't go home.
642
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:20,270
Because you have paparazzi
in front of your house.
643
00:25:20,297 --> 00:25:22,045
Houses.
644
00:25:22,047 --> 00:25:23,797
Houses.
645
00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:27,482
Ugh, it's on.
646
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:29,685
You-you don't have to watch it.
647
00:25:29,687 --> 00:25:31,020
Well, it's the last one I'm on.
648
00:25:31,022 --> 00:25:32,318
I should see it.
649
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,427
Good evening, I'm Merc Lapidus,
executive producer of The Box.
650
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,405
Fuck me.
651
00:25:38,407 --> 00:25:40,353
The episode you're about to see
652
00:25:40,355 --> 00:25:43,521
was filmed last night before
the unfortunate incident
653
00:25:43,523 --> 00:25:45,434
I 'm sure you' re all aware of.
654
00:25:45,436 --> 00:25:47,347
Scumbag.
655
00:25:47,349 --> 00:25:49,904
We considered postponing
tonight's broadcast,
656
00:25:49,906 --> 00:25:51,973
but we felt it wouldn't
be fair to the contestants
657
00:25:51,975 --> 00:25:53,511
or the millions of fans of the game.
658
00:25:53,513 --> 00:25:54,941
Be balder!
659
00:25:54,966 --> 00:25:57,445
We apologize to anyone
who may have been offended
660
00:25:57,447 --> 00:25:59,107
by the images you saw today.
661
00:25:59,109 --> 00:26:02,262
They don't reflect the
spirit of good, clean fun
662
00:26:02,264 --> 00:26:03,788
that this game represents.
663
00:26:03,790 --> 00:26:05,853
'Good, clean.' They shit in those boxes.
664
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:08,536
I hope you continue to
join us as we move forward
665
00:26:08,538 --> 00:26:10,557
from this regrettable event.
666
00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:13,819
And now, without further ado,
667
00:26:14,521 --> 00:26:16,976
enjoy The Box.
668
00:26:17,001 --> 00:26:19,513
Seven people...
669
00:26:19,553 --> 00:26:23,017
Elliot Salad on one.
670
00:26:24,973 --> 00:26:26,799
Holy shit.
671
00:26:26,801 --> 00:26:28,474
Are you looking at these overnights?
672
00:26:28,476 --> 00:26:31,356
Seriously, holy shit!
673
00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:33,895
We haven't seen numbers
like this since 9/11.
674
00:26:33,897 --> 00:26:36,014
So now what?
675
00:26:36,016 --> 00:26:37,551
Oh, there's no question.
676
00:26:37,553 --> 00:26:39,851
- He's back in?
- He was never out.
677
00:26:46,670 --> 00:26:48,303
Phone!
678
00:26:54,684 --> 00:26:55,805
Mm?
679
00:26:55,830 --> 00:26:57,134
You sitting down?
680
00:26:57,136 --> 00:26:58,234
Sort of.
681
00:26:58,236 --> 00:27:02,013
Numbers through the roof!
682
00:27:02,015 --> 00:27:03,388
No shit?
683
00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:05,154
All is forgiven. You're back.
684
00:27:05,156 --> 00:27:06,849
In fact, they're adding another night!
685
00:27:07,672 --> 00:27:08,671
Seriously?
686
00:27:08,673 --> 00:27:09,666
Yup!
687
00:27:09,668 --> 00:27:10,892
Get your ass down there.
688
00:27:10,894 --> 00:27:12,081
You got a show to shoot.
689
00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:13,682
Mm.
690
00:27:14,491 --> 00:27:15,658
We'll see.
691
00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:17,528
He has demands?
692
00:27:17,530 --> 00:27:18,677
What can I say?
693
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:22,247
He appreciates the added value
he now brings to the show.
694
00:27:22,249 --> 00:27:24,871
He masturbated in front of America.
695
00:27:24,873 --> 00:27:26,361
And America said,
696
00:27:26,702 --> 00:27:27,968
'Thank you.'
697
00:27:27,970 --> 00:27:29,021
What does he want?
698
00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:30,367
He wants what?
699
00:27:30,369 --> 00:27:33,057
A guaranteed series with 13 on the air.
700
00:27:33,059 --> 00:27:34,536
Jesus Christ.
701
00:27:34,538 --> 00:27:36,671
He wants to act.
702
00:27:36,673 --> 00:27:38,700
Oh, and he wants one other thing.
703
00:27:43,807 --> 00:27:45,212
You wanted to see me?
704
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,019
Yup.
705
00:27:52,821 --> 00:27:55,040
That's it. Just wanted to see you.
706
00:27:55,042 --> 00:27:56,366
You know,
707
00:27:57,534 --> 00:27:59,426
in the light.
708
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:05,716
As we open up The Box...
709
00:28:22,547 --> 00:28:24,083
Anybody got any Windex?
710
00:28:29,756 --> 00:28:33,992
Hey, Matt!
711
00:28:38,176 --> 00:28:45,408
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712
00:28:52,913 --> 00:28:53,980
>> You're in a unique position.
713
00:28:54,114 --> 00:28:56,644
Do a show that will make people
go, I didn't know he
714
00:28:56,712 --> 00:28:58,705
could do that. >> You guys got to do it.
715
00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:01,389
>> We're a little busy helping
to destroy our current show.
716
00:29:01,457 --> 00:29:03,763
Hello! >> Hey!
717
00:29:03,831 --> 00:29:06,191
>> So sorry.
>> Have you considered suing
718
00:29:06,259 --> 00:29:07,860
Helen? >> Seems like
719
00:29:07,927 --> 00:29:10,662
so much work.
>> Yes, it would cut into your
720
00:29:10,729 --> 00:29:12,665
busy day. >> I made a mistake and I feel
721
00:29:12,733 --> 00:29:16,872
bad you had to see that naked
lady and daddy's.
722
00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:18,178
So, we good?
723
00:29:19,305 --> 00:29:25,490
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