1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:04,138 - NO, RAY'S STILL OUT OF TOWN COVERING THE YANKEES. 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:06,140 YEAH, I KNOW. 3 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:07,408 HE'S BEEN GONE FOR FOUR DAYS, 4 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,510 AND HE'S 16 MINUTES LATE. 5 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,314 - HEY! - DADDY! DADDY! 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,415 - GRAB THAT, RAY. 7 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,250 - DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! 8 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:18,786 - ALL RIGHT-- - NO, ALLY, GET OFF THERE. 9 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,155 GET DOWN. GET DOWN. 10 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,556 - MO. - MATTHEW WANTS MO. 11 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:23,657 - OH, OKAY, MATTHEW-- 12 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:24,758 - AND WE GOT A CLEANUP, AISLE TWO. 13 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:26,660 - ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO. 14 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:27,828 [phone rings] 15 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:28,629 - I'LL GET IT. - OW! 16 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,064 - DINNERTIME. 17 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:34,668 - GREGORY'S DONE. 18 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,637 AND MATTHEW'S DONE. 19 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,239 AND ALLY'S DONE. 20 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,573 - AAAHH! 21 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:42,776 [kids crying] 22 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:44,212 - OKAY... 23 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:46,614 COOKIE, COOKIE, 24 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,716 AND...COOKIE. 25 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,784 [all stop crying] 26 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,289 [sighs] 27 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,290 HI, HONEY. 28 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,058 - HI. 29 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:04,332 - HI, I'M RAY. 30 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,799 I LIVE HERE IN LONG ISLAND 31 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,402 WITH MY WIFE, DEBRA, 32 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:09,803 MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, 33 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:12,540 AND TWIN ALMOST-TWO-YEAR-OLD BOYS. 34 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,343 MY PARENTS LIVE ACROSS THE STREET. 35 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:16,710 THAT'S RIGHT. 36 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,712 THE TRUTH IS, I'D DO ANYTHING FOR MY FAMILY. 37 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,752 AND...DONE. 38 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:27,355 OH, NO. 39 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,159 UNH! DEBRA! 40 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,693 HONEY! 41 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:36,130 SOMEBODY! CALL MY FATHER! 42 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,165 I'M HYPERVENTILATING! 43 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:45,406 - OH, HONEY, 44 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,341 I DON'T KNOW HOW I SURVIVED FOUR DAYS BY MYSELF. 45 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:48,509 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 46 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:49,643 HEY, NOBODY HATES 47 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:52,280 GOING ON THE ROAD MORE THAN ME. 48 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,515 IT'S MISERABLE FOR ME OUT THERE. 49 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:57,218 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. CAL RIPKEN SIGNED MY HAT. 50 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,719 - OH, THAT'S GREAT. LOOK AT THIS. 51 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:02,423 GREGORY SPIT UP ON MY SHIRT. 52 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,424 - I'M NOT TRADING. 53 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,293 - OKAY. 54 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,228 JUST BE HAPPY YOU MADE IT HOME FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 55 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,662 THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. - WELL, WHAT? 56 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,398 OF COURSE I MADE IT HOME FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 57 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,466 ARE YOU KIDDING? YOUR BIRTHDAY IS... 58 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,567 - SUNDAY. - SUNDAY. 59 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,369 THAT'S RIGHT. BIG PARTY. 60 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:16,870 - AND HOW OLD AM I GOING TO BE? 61 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,172 - I KNOW THAT. 62 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:20,674 - RAY...HOW OLD? 63 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:24,645 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I JUST HAVE TO BACKTRACK. 64 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:27,181 LET'S SEE, WHEN I PROPOSED, YOU WERE 23. 65 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,582 - MM-HMM. - YOU SAID NO. 66 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,584 - RIGHT. 67 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,886 THEN I PROPOSED. YOU WERE 24. 68 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,688 - NO AGAIN. - NO AGAIN. 69 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,357 RIGHT. 70 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,791 THEN I TOOK A YEAR OFF TO REGROUP. 71 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,193 - YUP. 72 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:40,761 - THEN I CAME BACK WITH A JOB. 73 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:43,397 BOOM! MARRIED. 74 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:47,668 THAT WOULD MAKE YOU... 32... 75 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:48,969 ISH. 76 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,471 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL ACCEPT THAT. 77 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,806 - GOOD, 'CAUSE... BIG PARTY. 78 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,508 - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANT THE PARTY. 79 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:55,709 I JUST WANT A NICE DAY AT HOME 80 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:58,512 WITH MY FAVORITE HUSBAND AND MY KIDS, OKAY? 81 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:02,483 - OKAY, AND I GUESS MY PARENTS AND MY BROTHER TOO, RIGHT? 82 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,987 MY PARENTS AND MY BROTHER? 83 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,456 WHAT? 84 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,724 - RAY, IT'S JUST THAT-- 85 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,726 LOOK, YOU KNOW I LOVE THEM. 86 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,428 THEY'RE MY FAMILY TOO. 87 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:17,465 BUT I WAS WONDERING IF PERHAPS 88 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,500 WE WOULDN'T HAVE THEM OVER ON SUNDAY. 89 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,634 - WELL, WHY NOT? 90 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,303 - WELL, IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, HONEY, 91 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:25,706 EVERY DAY THAT YOU WERE GONE, THEY DROPPED BY. 92 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,541 AND THEN YOUR DAD IS ALWAYS WAKING UP THE KIDS. 93 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:29,410 AND NOW THEY DON'T EVEN CALL FIRST. 94 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,911 - WELL, THEY LIVE ACROSS THE STREET. 95 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,680 WHY SHOULD THEY CALL? IT'S QUICKER JUST TO COME BY. 96 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:35,483 - I KNOW. 97 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:36,617 - IT'S LIKE WE'RE ON THE WAY. 98 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,952 - NO, NO, NO, WE ARE THE WAY. 99 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,721 WE ARE WHERE THEY'RE GOING. 100 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,590 - YOU SEE, NOW YOU'RE EXAGGERATING A LITTLE. 101 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,325 - YOU'RE HOME. 102 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,860 - HI, MOM. 103 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,796 - HI, I SAW YOUR CAR PULL UP BEFORE. 104 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:49,797 YOU DIDN'T CALL. 105 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,333 - OH... 106 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:53,567 - HI, DEBRA, 107 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,636 I BROUGHT YOU SOME BAKING SODA FOR YOUR FRIDGE. 108 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:58,972 I SMELLED SOMETHING QUESTIONABLE. 109 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,341 - FROM ACROSS THE STREET? 110 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:04,578 - NO, WHEN I WAS HERE YESTERDAY. 111 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,514 - OKAY. 112 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,015 - OOH, IT'S WORSE! 113 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,317 - OH, NOW, THAT'S JUST-- 114 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,352 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 115 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,487 MA, LISTEN, MA, WE CAN BUY OUR OWN BAKING SODA. 116 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,989 - I KNOW, SWEETIE, BUT YOU DON'T. 117 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,459 OOH, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 118 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,828 OH, I'LL GET YOU SOME CLUB SODA FOR THAT TOO. 119 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,796 - NO, MA, WE HAVE CLUB SODA, MA. 120 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,298 - NO, YOUR FATHER FINISHED IT. 121 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:26,334 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 122 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,273 - OH, IT COMES FROM LOVE. 123 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:38,412 LOOK, IF YOU WANT, MAYBE I'LL TALK TO MY FATHER ABOUT IT. 124 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,047 - WELL, WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM, 125 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,950 WOULD YOU MIND MENTIONING THE ANSWERING MACHINE? 126 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,952 - IS HE PLAYING BACK THE MESSAGES AGAIN? 127 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:45,953 I CHANGED THE CODE. 128 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,722 - WELL, HE CRACKED IT. 129 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,524 - I HOPE EVERYONE'S DOING GOOD. 130 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:51,992 AND, DEBRA, YOU OUGHT TO CALL LINDA BACK. 131 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,461 SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE HAD 132 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,028 A VERY INTERESTING VISIT TO THE GYNO. 133 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,465 [machine beeps] 134 00:04:57,498 --> 00:05:00,701 - THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S-- 135 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,504 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT FOR EVERYBODY, OKAY? 136 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,506 LOOK, HE'S FOOLING AROUND. 137 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:06,574 THAT'S WHAT HE DOES. 138 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,442 HE'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE GUYS, 139 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:09,843 WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM? 140 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:12,480 AN IDIOT. 141 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,648 - BUT DO THEY HAVE TO BRING YOUR BROTHER OVER? 142 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,550 - MY BROTHER LIVES WITH THEM. 143 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:17,851 HE DOESN'T LIKE STAYING ALONE. 144 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:20,454 - HE'S 40, RAY. 145 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:23,524 - COME ON, HE LOVES THE KIDS. 146 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:24,525 - IT'S JUST, LIKE-- THE WAY ROBERT EATS, 147 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,059 YOU KNOW, THE WAY HE HAS TO TOUCH EVERY BITE 148 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:28,696 TO HIS CHIN BEFORE HE PUTS IT IN HIS MOUTH. 149 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,130 THAT'S-- IT'S WEIRD. 150 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,400 - WHAT? THAT'S AN IDIOSYNCRASY. 151 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,468 IT'S LIKE WHEN HE'S COUNTING AND HE GETS TO THE NUMBER 12 152 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:37,004 AND HE HAS TO TAKE HIS SHOES OFF. 153 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,872 EVERYBODY HAS THOSE. 154 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:41,108 - HOW'D HE EVER BECOME A POLICE SERGEANT? 155 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,410 - 'CAUSE HE'S A GOOD COP, 156 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:45,513 AND THEY DIDN'T MAKE HIM COUNT... 157 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,715 OR EAT. 158 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,450 - I DON'T KNOW, RAY, IT'S JUST THAT IT'S-- 159 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,151 YOU KNOW, EVERY DAY, 160 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:51,852 AND BETWEEN THEM AND THE KIDS, I JUST FEEL-- 161 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,754 - LUCKY? - RAY-- 162 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,656 - ALL RIGHT. LOOK, ALL RIGHT. 163 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:56,924 I'M HOME NOW. MAYBE YOU NEED A BREAK. 164 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,091 I'LL TELL YOU, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT 165 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,693 WITH LINDA TOMORROW NIGHT? 166 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,128 - WHAT, AND LEAVE THE KIDS WITH YOUR PARENTS? 167 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,396 - NO, I'LL DO THE KIDS. 168 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:03,597 - OH-- [blows raspberry] 169 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:06,400 - OH, I CAN'T DO THAT? 170 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,701 OH, HEY, HOW ABOUT THE TIME 171 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,037 YOU WENT TO YOUR AUNT'S FOR THREE DAYS? 172 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,071 - I TOOK THE KIDS WITH ME. 173 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,140 - YEAH, BUT I FED MYSELF. 174 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,411 - HEY, RAY! 175 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:20,180 RAY! - COME ON, KEEP IT DOWN, LEO. 176 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,181 I JUST GOT THEM TO SLEEP. 177 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,716 - I'M SORRY. 178 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,452 HEY, WANT TO GO OVER TO NEMO'S, GET A SLICE? 179 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:27,821 - LEO, MY KIDS AREN'T FISH, OKAY? 180 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:33,427 YOU CAN'T JUST SPRINKLE FOOD OVER THE CRIB AND LEAVE. 181 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,196 - CALL YOUR MOTHER. 182 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,998 - NO, I CAN'T; DEBRA'S GOT THIS THING 183 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,100 ABOUT THEM COMING OVER TOO MUCH LATELY. 184 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:43,637 - I GOT THE CLUB SODA. 185 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:46,006 HI, LEO, HI. 186 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:49,443 - HEY, MS. B. - HOW YOU DOING? 187 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:50,978 - MS. B, WOULD YOU MIND MAYBE SITTING WITH THE KIDS 188 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,580 FOR A LITTLE BIT WHILE RAYMOND AND I 189 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:53,681 WENT OUT AND GOT SOME PIZZA? 190 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,549 - NO, NO. - NO, NOT AT ALL. 191 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:56,917 BUT WHERE'S DEBRA? 192 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,919 - SHE WENT TO THE MOVIES WITH LINDA. 193 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,954 - THE MOVIES? - YES. 194 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,891 - SOME PEOPLE GET TO LIVE IT UP. 195 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:04,992 GO AHEAD. YOU GUYS, GO AHEAD. 196 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,094 GO, GET YOUR PIZZA. YOU DESERVE IT. 197 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,662 - YOU ROCK, MRS. B. 198 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:09,830 - [muttering] 199 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,532 - COME ON, LET'S GO. 200 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:12,666 - NO, NO. 201 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,201 NO, NO. LISTEN. 202 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:17,170 DEBRA DOESN'T WANT ME TO LEAVE THEM WITH... 203 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,106 OUT ME. 204 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,207 - YOU'RE LEAVING THEM WITH ME. 205 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,609 THEY'RE SLEEPING. 206 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,010 GO ON. GO WITH YOUR FRIEND. 207 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,578 - WELL, I WANT TO, BUT I CAN'T. 208 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,179 - WE KNOW, YOU'RE WORRIED. YOU'RE CONCERNED. 209 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:28,181 WE'RE ALL CRYING BUCKETS HERE. COME ON, LET'S GO. 210 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,517 - ALL RIGHT, IT'S 8:30. ONE HOUR. 211 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,784 WE'LL BE GONE ONE HOUR. 212 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:33,220 - WOULD YOU GO? COME ON, YOU'RE INSULTING ME. 213 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,888 I RAISED YOU, DIDN'T I? 214 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,057 - OH, GOD, YOU RAISED ME-- 215 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,642 - HEY! - OOH, FRANK, ROBBIE! 216 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,209 YOU SCARED ME. 217 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:58,278 - YOU DON'T LEAVE A NOTE? YOU JUST LEAVE? 218 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,780 WE'RE LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 219 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,014 - WHERE'D YOU LOOK? 220 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,983 - WE THOUGHT WE'D START HERE. 221 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:08,589 - WHERE ARE THE KIDS? 222 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,090 - OH, NO, THEY'RE SLEEPING. 223 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,225 - HEY, I JUST WANT TO SEE THEM. COME ON, IT'S EARLY. 224 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,762 I JUST WANT TO SEE THE KIDS. THEY CAN SLEEP WHEN WE GO. 225 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,029 - NO, NO, NO. 226 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,031 YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING, HUH? 227 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:23,003 A $120 RECEIPT FROM VICTORIA'S SECRETS. 228 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:26,239 - HOLY CRAP! 229 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,709 WHAT THE HELL'S A "BUSTIER"? 230 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:31,979 - IT'S A THING, YOU KNOW, TO PULL YOU IN HERE. 231 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,916 - WHEN DID HE GET THIS? 232 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,218 - OH, THAT'S AN AWARD YOUR BROTHER GOT 233 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,721 FOR HIS SPORTS COLUMN. 234 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,222 - IT NEVER ENDS FOR RAYMOND. 235 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,291 - OH, POOR ROBBIE. 236 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:48,128 - EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND. 237 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:51,331 I GO TO WORK, PEOPLE SHOOT AT ME. 238 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,635 RAY GOES TO WORK, PEOPLE DO THE WAVE. 239 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,336 THEN HE SITS DOWN, HAS A HOT DOG, 240 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,138 DOODLES ON A PIECE OF PAPER, 241 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,973 AND THEY GIVE HIM A TROPHY. 242 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,744 - TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 243 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:07,114 I THINK THAT RAYMOND IS WASTING HIS LIFE WRITING SPORTS. 244 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,082 I MEAN, A WRITER SHOULD BE WRITING SHORT STORIES 245 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:12,085 AND POETRY. 246 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,754 - DO YOU THINK I'M WASTING MY LIFE? 247 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:21,161 - WELL...IT'S DIFFERENT WITH YOU, DEAR. 248 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,899 - LOOK WHO'S UP. - [wailing] 249 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:28,836 - OOH, LOOK AT THAT. 250 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:36,977 [Ally yelling, banging pot] 251 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,382 - OH, NO, NO, NO-- - HI, DADDY. 252 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,217 - HEY, RAY, DO YOU WANT TO WATCH THE GAME? 253 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,854 - NO, NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, EVERYBODY? 254 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,021 DEBRA'S GOING TO BE-- 255 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,690 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU, 256 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,925 QUICKLY AND QUIETLY, MOVE TO YOUR NEAREST EXITS. 257 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,360 - IT'S THE FOURTH QUARTER. 258 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,228 - DAD, PLEASE, BUCKLE UP AND GO. 259 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,302 - YOU KNOW, WHEN SOMEBODY DOES YOU A FAVOR, 260 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,771 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "THANK YOU." 261 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,205 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU, MOM AND DAD. 262 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,373 YOU'RE WONDERFUL GRANDPARENTS. 263 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,176 YOU'RE NOT EVIL AT ALL. 264 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,144 - LET ME JUST SMELL THEIR HEADS ONCE MORE. 265 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,280 - DAD, PLEASE, PLEASE, DAD-- 266 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,248 - MMM, IT'S THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. 267 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,817 I'M SUCKING IN THAT YOUTH. 268 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,051 - I'M BEGGING YOU, DAD. 269 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,386 I'M BEGGING YOU, LET GO OF THEIR HEADS. 270 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,254 LET GO OF THEIR HEADS. I'LL GIVE YOU MONEY. 271 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,856 DO YOU WANT MONEY? - HEY, SAVE YOUR MONEY. 272 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:23,957 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT. 273 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,793 VICTORIA'S NOT A SECRET ANYMORE. 274 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,294 - WHAT? WHAT? 275 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,929 - WE'LL SEE YOU SUNDAY AT DEBRA'S PARTY. 276 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,130 - OKAY. THANKS AGAIN. 277 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:33,233 THANKS AGAIN, MA. 278 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,635 - NICE TROPHY. 279 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,075 - HEY. - HEY. 280 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,376 - HEY, I WAS JUST CHECKING THE KIDS. 281 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,145 - OH, GREAT. 282 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,379 - STILL SLEEPING LIKE LOGS. 283 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,115 - OH. 284 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,419 OH, MY GOSH. LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 285 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,987 - WHAT? 286 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,023 - IT'S SPOTLESS! 287 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,691 YOU CLEANED UP FOR ME. 288 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,727 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE MAID. 289 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:04,297 - OH, RAY, OH, YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL. 290 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,198 HEY, LISTEN, I'M JUST GOING 291 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,466 TO LOOK AT THE KIDS REAL QUICK, OKAY? 292 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,101 - OKAY. 293 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,876 I THINK I'M HAVING SEX. 294 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,482 OH... 295 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,785 GOOD OLD SEX. 296 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,920 OH, YEAH. 297 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:29,957 OH, I'M GOING TO DO NEW STUFF. 298 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,326 HI, HONEY. 299 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,464 - UH, RAY... 300 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:38,966 - WHAT? 301 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:42,135 - WHY DO THE BOYS' HEADS SMELL LIKE OLD SPICE? 302 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,039 - WHAT? 303 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,308 - YOUR FATHER WAS HERE 304 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:51,912 AND SUCKING THE YOUTH OUT OF THEIR HEADS AGAIN, HUH? 305 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:55,148 AND YOUR BROTHER WAS HERE TOO. 306 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:59,853 JUST FOUND THIS FROOT LOOP ON MATTHEW'S CHIN. 307 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,855 ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT, RAY, 308 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:02,956 OR DO I HAVE TO CALL YOUR PARENTS? 309 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,925 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 310 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,794 PLEASE, PLEASE, NO, NO, DON'T CALL THE PARENTS, NO. 311 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,229 OKAY, OKAY. 312 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,031 I PUT THEM TO SLEEP. - YEAH. 313 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,400 - AND MY MOTHER CAME OVER, AND THEN I WENT OUT WITH LEO. 314 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,467 - WHAT? 315 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,770 YOU LEFT THE KIDS WITH YOUR MOM? 316 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,405 - NO, MY FATHER AND BROTHER WERE HERE TOO. 317 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,572 - OH, WHAT? 318 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,409 - THEN I GOT RID OF THEM, AND THEN DID SOME CLEANING. 319 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,145 HUH? YOU NOTICED THE CLEANING DOWN THERE. 320 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,947 - OKAY, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BE HERE? 321 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:30,383 WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAD TO GO OUT FOR? 322 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,451 - PIZZA. 323 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,553 - PIZZA? PIZZA? 324 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,023 - DID YOU SEE THE MESS? YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT. 325 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,024 THEY WOKE THE KIDS UP. 326 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,926 - WHAT? RAY! 327 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:42,963 - OH, THE PIZZA WASN'T EVEN GOOD. 328 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,998 - YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE GOING TO STAY 329 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,066 AND WATCH THE KIDS. 330 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,534 - I KNOW. I KNOW, BUT-- 331 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,069 - BUT WHAT? BUT WHAT, RAY? 332 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,270 - I DON'T KNOW. 333 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,805 - I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. 334 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,041 YOUR FOLKS ARE NOT COMING OVER ON SUNDAY. 335 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,376 THAT IS MY BIRTHDAY, AND I SHOULD BE ALLOWED 336 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,444 ONE DAY OF PEACE WITHOUT THEM. 337 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,445 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 338 00:12:58,478 --> 00:12:59,913 I WANT YOU TO CALL THEM 339 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,448 AND TELL THEM THAT THAT'S WHAT WE WANT, 340 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,883 BECAUSE THEY NEED TO GET THE MESSAGE 341 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,151 THAT WE HAVE OUR OWN LIVES, 342 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,119 AND WE'RE ENTITLED TO A LITTLE PRIVACY. 343 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,487 - YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 344 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,990 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. - SO YOU'LL TELL THEM? 345 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,425 - I CAN'T DO THAT. 346 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:16,163 - WHAT IS THIS HOLD THEY HAVE ON YOU? 347 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,031 I'M JUST ASKING YOU FOR ME. 348 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:22,435 PLEASE, CAN WE CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY ALONE? 349 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,571 - I CAN'T UNINVITE THEM. 350 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,372 - YOU CAN'T? 351 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,577 WELL, THEN, MAYBE I WON'T BE HERE. 352 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,512 - NO, STOP IT. DON'T! 353 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,983 DON'T SLEEP ON THE COUCH! 354 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,418 I JUST CLEANED DOWN THERE! 355 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:47,294 [knock on door] 356 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:51,932 - OH, RAYMOND! - HI. 357 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,600 - COME IN, HONEY. 358 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,535 YOUR BROTHER'S WORKING, AND YOUR FATHER'S OUT 359 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,338 BUYING ONE OF THOSE BALLS FOR YOUR TOILET. 360 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,473 SO I GOT THE WHOLE HOUSE TO MYSELF. 361 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,342 IS THAT MY LARGE FORK? 362 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,911 - YEAH, YEAH, IT IS. IT IS. 363 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,946 THAT'S WHY I CAME BY HERE. I WANTED TO RETURN THIS. 364 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,380 - OH, WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, 365 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,617 BUT THAT HAPPENS TO BE A VERY GOOD FORK. 366 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,385 YOU KNOW? - I KNOW. 367 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,888 THAT'S WHY IT TOOK SO LONG. I LOVE IT. 368 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,158 LISTEN, MA, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU 369 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,559 ABOUT DEBRA'S BIRTHDAY. 370 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,094 - OH, MY GOD! 371 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,629 TALK ABOUT BIRTHDAYS. 372 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,165 YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT TO ME FINALLY CAME THIS MORNING. 373 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,935 DID YOU KNOW YOU SENT ME A BOX OF PEARS 374 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,336 FROM A PLACE CALLED FRUIT OF THE MONTH? 375 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,537 - THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 376 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,538 HOW ARE THEY? 377 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,241 - OH, THEY'RE VERY NICE PEARS, 378 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,576 BUT THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM. 379 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,312 THERE ARE OVER A DOZEN PEARS. 380 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,481 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THOSE PEARS? 381 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,583 - I THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM, MA. 382 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,651 - MYSELF? - YOU. 383 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,486 YOU AND DAD AND ROBERT. 384 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,522 - HOW MANY PEARS CAN ROBERT EAT? 385 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,424 LOOK, I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT, RAYMOND, 386 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,525 BUT, PLEASE, DON'T EVER SEND US 387 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,227 ANY MORE FRUIT AGAIN, OKAY? 388 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,628 THANKS. THANKS, DARLING. 389 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,965 - WELL, ANOTHER BOX IS COMING NEXT MONTH. 390 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,066 - WHAT? 391 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,267 MORE PEARS? 392 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,634 - NO. 393 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,171 NO, IT'S A DIFFERENT FRUIT EVERY MONTH. 394 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,173 - EVERY MONTH? - YES, YES! 395 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,308 THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT "FRUIT OF THE MONTH CLUB." 396 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,177 - IT'S A CLUB? OH, MY GOD. 397 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,578 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS FRUIT? 398 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,613 - WELL, MOST PEOPLE LIKE IT, MA. 399 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,482 YOU SHARE IT. SHARE IT WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS. 400 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,549 - WHICH FRIENDS? 401 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,185 - I DON'T KNOW. LEE AND STAN. 402 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,586 - LEE AND STAN BUY THEIR OWN FRUIT. 403 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,388 - THEN GIVE IT AWAY-- 404 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,091 - WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME? - OH, MY GOD. 405 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,225 - I CAN'T TALK. 406 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,659 THERE'S TOO MUCH FRUIT IN THE HOUSE! 407 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:31,098 - OH, WHAT IS HAPPENING? 408 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,066 I'M--I'M SORRY, MA. 409 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,534 - HEY, MARIE. 410 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,703 OH, RAY! 411 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,638 - DO YOU KNOW THAT THE FRUIT KEEPS COMING 412 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,274 MONTH AFTER MONTH? 413 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,276 HE'S GOT US IN SOME KIND OF A CULT. 414 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:46,646 - IT'S NOT A CULT, MA. IT'S A CLUB. 415 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,016 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN MONTH AFTER MONTH? 416 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,483 FOR HOW LONG? 417 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,288 - IT'S A YEAR. 418 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,324 - MY GOD, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 419 00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:00,527 - OH, ALL RIGHT, I'M SO SORRY, DAD. 420 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,296 - WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE, INVALIDS? 421 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,764 WE CAN'T GO OUT AND GET OUR OWN FRUIT? 422 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,166 - I TRIED TO TELL HIM. 423 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,701 - ALL RIGHT, I'M CANCELING THE FRUIT CLUB. 424 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:09,769 - OH, GOOD. 425 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,271 THANK YOU, RAYMOND. THANK YOU. 426 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,739 AND DON'T DO THAT AGAIN. 427 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,208 - LIKE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS. 428 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,477 - ALL RIGHT, OKAY, LISTEN, I GOT TO TALK ABOUT THE PARTY. 429 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,645 - OOH, THE PARTY. 430 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:23,450 - YES, YES, YES, LISTEN, I WAS THINKING-- 431 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,418 UH, THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A PARTY. 432 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,453 - WHO'S DEAD? 433 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,188 - NOBODY'S DEAD, DAD. 434 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,489 WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A PARTY. 435 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,590 - YOU GOT TO HAVE A PARTY. I BAKED. 436 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,359 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING. 437 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:35,795 - WE'RE NOT HAVING A PARTY BECAUSE I'M SURPRISING DEBRA. 438 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,032 I'M TAKING HER TO... 439 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,534 BEAR MOUNTAIN. 440 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,303 - BEAR MOUNTAIN? - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 441 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,704 I WANT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR HER. 442 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,206 THIS IS A SURPRISE, ALL RIGHT? 443 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,807 SO YOU CAN'T GO TELLING HER ANYTHING. 444 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,342 ALL RIGHT? SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 445 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,044 - OKAY, WAIT. WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE NOW. 446 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,080 HERE. WAIT. 447 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,347 IT'S A LONG TRIP TO BEAR MOUNTAIN. 448 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,348 TAKE FRUIT. 449 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,716 - OKAY, THANKS. 450 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,485 HEY. - HEY. 451 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,157 RAYMOND GETS THE PEARS TOO? 452 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,296 - THEY ALL WENT DOWN FOR A NAP. 453 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,330 WHOO! 454 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,564 PUTS THIS OVER THE TOP 455 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,300 AS THE BEST BIRTHDAY I HAVE EVER HAD. 456 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,434 - NO, HEY, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 457 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,702 - JUST LETTING IN THE LIGHT. 458 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,137 - IT'S STILL YOUR BIRTHDAY, THOUGH. 459 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,340 WE WANT TO HAVE A NICE, COZY BIRTHDAY. 460 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,275 HUH? ISN'T THAT COZY? 461 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:23,543 - [laughs] 462 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,712 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. 463 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,847 - YOU DO? - YEAH, COME HERE. 464 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:32,385 - OH, YEAH, THIS IS WHAT I'M UP TO. 465 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,753 YEAH. 466 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:38,358 I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY. 467 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,728 - OH, RAY, I'M SO GLAD YOU SET YOUR PARENTS STRAIGHT, HUH? 468 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,496 DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD TO BE HONEST WITH THEM? 469 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,265 - IT DOES. IT DOES FEEL GOOD. 470 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,500 NOT AS GOOD AS THIS, THOUGH. 471 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,701 YOU WERE 100% RIGHT. 472 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,802 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. 473 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,204 - YEAH. 474 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:55,608 - OHH! - AAH! 475 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,709 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 476 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,877 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 477 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,546 - WE LIVE HERE. 478 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,414 - WE THOUGHT YOU WERE ON BEAR MOUNTAIN. 479 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,250 - BEAR MOUNTAIN? WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 480 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,784 both: RAYMOND. 481 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,523 - YOU WANT TO HOLSTER THE WEAPON, BRO? 482 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,731 - WELL? 483 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,500 - OKAY, I LIED. I LIED. 484 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,902 I LIED TO EVERYBODY. 485 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,371 I WAS TRYING TO MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY. 486 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,839 - NICE JOB. 487 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,142 - OH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER. 488 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,211 WHY DID--ESPECIALLY WITH MY PARENTS, 489 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,180 THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO TREAT A BOX OF FRUIT 490 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,583 LIKE IT'S PLUTONIUM. 491 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,384 I CHICKENED OUT. 492 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,886 I MADE A MISTAKE. I CHICKENED OUT. 493 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:40,920 ALL RIGHT, 494 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,722 LOOK, THE TRUTH IS, 495 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,724 DEBRA WANTED US TO HAVE A DAY TO OURSELVES. 496 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,793 AND ME TOO, ME TOO. 497 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,395 BUT DEBRA'S THE ONE. 498 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,797 SHE'S GOT-- 499 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,500 NO, SHE'S GOT IT VERY HARD AROUND HERE. 500 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,402 THOUGH SHE'S NEVER SAID THAT TO ME. 501 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,470 I'VE NOTICED IT. 502 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,474 LIKE DAD. 503 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,477 I KNOW YOU TRY TO BE FUNNY, BUT-- 504 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,778 LIKE WITH THE TWINS. 505 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,181 MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T SAY, 506 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,518 "I THINK LITTLE MATTHEW HAS HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES." 507 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,523 AND, MA, YOU CAN'T BE SO CRITICAL. 508 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,325 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE CRITICAL, 509 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,360 COULD YOU PLEASE CALL BEFORE YOU COME OVER HERE, REALLY, 510 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,961 SO WE COULD BE READY FOR IT? 511 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,563 BOTH OF YOU, COULD YOU BOTH CALL? 512 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,864 WE HAVE TO PREPARE. 513 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,866 THERE'S BILLS AND RECEIPTS WE HIDE. 514 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,269 AND THEN WE CHANT A LITTLE. 515 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,641 NOW, LISTEN, WE-- WE LOVE YOU BOTH, 516 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,976 BUT THIS IS OUR HOUSE, AND DEBRA'S MY WIFE, 517 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,780 AND IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT WHAT I'M TELLING YOU... 518 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:41,948 WELL... 519 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:45,252 THEN YOU CAN'T COME OVER HERE ANYMORE. 520 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,654 UNLESS YOU CALL FIRST. 521 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,892 THAT'S IT. I THINK I DID IT ALL, RIGHT? 522 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,495 - WHAT? THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. 523 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,233 - OH, YEAH, ROBERT, 524 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,635 COULD YOU TRY NOT TO EAT NEAR THE KIDS? 525 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,645 - IF YOU JUST WANTED THE DAY TO YOURSELVES, 526 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,281 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY SO. 527 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,782 WE'D UNDERSTAND. 528 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,684 - OF COURSE WE'D UNDERSTAND. 529 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,686 WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND? 530 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,321 WHEN DID HE GET SO SENSITIVE? 531 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,622 - HE'S A WRITER. 532 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,626 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 533 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,737 - I'M SHAKING. 534 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,340 - OH, HONEY, YOU WERE GREAT. YOU WERE JUST GREAT, YEAH. 535 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,541 OH, COME HERE. 536 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,510 COME HERE. 537 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,012 - HEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT ON THAT BUSTIER. 538 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:51,884 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 539 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,721 - OKAY, WE'LL TRY AGAIN ON MY BIRTHDAY.