1 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:04,538 - I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, MR. LASORDA. 2 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:06,774 OKAY-- TOMMY. 3 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:08,609 I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS INTERVIEW. 4 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,311 THIS'LL BE REAL QUICK. 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,679 OKAY, NOW THAT YOU'RE RETIRED, 6 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:13,414 I WAS JUST WONDERING, 7 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:16,050 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING WITH THAT COOKIE? 8 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:20,788 PUT THE COOKIE DOWN! 9 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:24,725 NO, NO, NO, NOT YOU, MR. LASORDA. NO. 10 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,560 DID I--I SCARED YOU? 11 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:28,496 OH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU. 12 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:31,665 OH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE EATING A COOKIE. 13 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:42,576 - DON'T YOU LOVE NEMO'S AT NIGHT? 14 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:43,711 THE CANDLES-- - YES. 15 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,713 - TWINKLY LIGHTS. - I KNOW. 16 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,481 SUCH A ROMANTIC ATMOSPHERE, HUH? 17 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:49,283 - YEAH. 18 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,119 THAT'S WHY THE POPE EATS HERE. 19 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:54,522 HEY, YOU THINK HE REALLY SAID, 20 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:59,160 "TO MY BUDDY NEMO, YOUR PIZZA IS INFALLIBLE"? 21 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,428 - HEY, HE'S GOOD LUCK. 22 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:02,296 - YEAH. LINDA AND I GOT A PICTURE OF HIM 23 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:03,397 DOWN AT THE SHOP RIDING A JET SKI. 24 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:05,499 - NO. - THAT WAS MY IDEA. 25 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,535 - YOU SEE? SHE'S BRAINY AND BEAUTIFUL. 26 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,103 - AW. 27 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,238 - AND LOOSE. 28 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,377 DID YOU ORDER FOREPLAY? 29 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,811 I DIDN'T ORDER FOREPLAY. 30 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:24,785 - YOU OKAY, HONEY? YOU'RE SWEATING. 31 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,855 - I SWEAT BEFORE I THROW UP. 32 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,290 - TWO MELANZONIES. 33 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,724 - YEAH, HERE. 34 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,326 - EXTRA SAUCE. 35 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,195 - SHE'S THE SAUCY ONE. 36 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,397 - AND THE ASSORTED FRIED CHEESES PLATE. 37 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,732 - HE'S THE FAT ONE. 38 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,768 - BON APPETIT. 39 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,436 - OW! OW! 40 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:45,773 - OH, BABE, LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE. 41 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:46,840 - YOU WANT SOME ICE, BERNIE? 42 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:49,743 - I GOT WHAT BERNIE NEEDS. COME HERE. COME HERE. 43 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,445 - AW. [laughs] 44 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,281 YOU GOT WHAT I NEED, RAY? 45 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,583 - A GUN? 46 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,518 HEY, THAT'S TONGUE! 47 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,187 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN. 48 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:02,856 - OH, WHAT, YOU NEVER KISSED IN FRONT OF ANYBODY? 49 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:05,793 - YEAH, I'M SURE WE HAVE. 50 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:06,927 - THERE WAS, UH-- 51 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,862 THAT ONE AT OUR WEDDING. 52 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:15,269 [tapping on glasses] 53 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:17,671 - OH, WHAT, THAT'S IT? 54 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,573 - WHAT ARE YOU-- COME ON. THE POPE! 55 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,513 - HEY, WATCH THIS. 56 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:28,382 HEY, TRY IT LIKE THIS, OKAY? 57 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,683 [imitating Marlon Brando] STELLA! 58 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:32,486 - STELLA! 59 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,256 - ATTAGIRL! 60 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,690 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 61 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:37,491 - BRANDO. 62 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,393 "I COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER." 63 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:41,629 - AWW! HELLO, DEARS. 64 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,197 - WERE YOU IN MY OFFICE, MA? 65 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,598 - YEAH. I WAS TRYING TO GET A PEN 66 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:48,536 TO DO THE CROSSWORDS. 67 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:51,605 YOU KNOW YOUR DESK DRAWER IS LOCKED? 68 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:52,906 - UH, YEAH, WE LOCK IT NOW. 69 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,208 - OH? 70 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,376 - YEAH. IT KEEPS THE KIDS OUT. 71 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,345 - OH! HA, HA, HA! 72 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,413 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 73 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:00,914 I BROKE A KNIFE IN IT. 74 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,754 - OKAY, LET'S GET TO BED, ALLY. 75 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:07,855 - HEY. 76 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,761 SHOWER'S BROKEN. 77 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,667 MUST'VE BEEN LOOSE, 'CAUSE WHEN I FIDDLED WITH IT, 78 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,835 IT CAME RIGHT OUT OF THE WALL. 79 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,337 - OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 80 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,339 WHAT'RE YOU TAKING A SHOWER OVER HERE FOR? 81 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:28,909 - WELL, HE CAME HOME FROM WORK, AND WE WERE HERE, 82 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,344 AND YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER. 83 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,646 HE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE ALONE IN THE HOUSE. 84 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,348 - CAN WE GO NOW? I'M COLD. 85 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:37,518 - OH, SURE, SWEETIE. COME ON, LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 86 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,320 - UH, THAT'S MY TOWEL. 87 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:43,724 BUT WE CAN GET IT LATER. 88 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,859 - I'LL PATCH THE SHOWER UP FOR YOU TOMORROW. 89 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,661 - OF COURSE YOU WILL. 90 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:51,265 - YOU KNOW THAT SHAMPOO THAT SAYS "NO MORE TEARS"? 91 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:52,600 - YEAH. 92 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,302 - THERE'S TEARS. 93 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:04,645 - OH, YEAH. DEFINITELY BROKEN. 94 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,815 YOU KNOW HOW I COULD TELL? 95 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,451 THERE SHOULD BE A BATHROOM RIGHT HERE. 96 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,455 YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT TO BE HARD ON ROBERT 97 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,424 BEING SO GIGANTIC. 98 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:17,925 WHEN HE WAS A KID, 99 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:20,027 HE WASN'T ALLOWED TO PET THE CAT. 100 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,398 COME ON. 101 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:26,834 HE COULDN'T PET THE CAT. 102 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,736 OH, GOD. YOU'RE NOT OKAY. YOU'RE NOT. 103 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,738 - I'M FINE, RAY. 104 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,407 - SEE, I WOULD'VE BELIEVED YOU IF YOU DIDN'T ADD THE "RAY." 105 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:35,543 LOOK, DO YOU MIND? I HAVE TO PACK. 106 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:36,777 I'M LEAVING WITH THE METS TOMORROW. 107 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,479 - YEAH. GO AHEAD. 108 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,480 IT'S MY BROTHER, RIGHT? 109 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,014 - NO, IT'S-- 110 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,584 - IT'S MY FATHER. YES, HE'S REALLY ANNOYING. 111 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,786 - [sighs] NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FATHER. 112 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,321 - IT'S MY MOM, RIGHT? 113 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:49,690 YEAH, YEAH. SHE BROKE OUR KNIFE. 114 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,526 LET'S KILL HER. 115 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,563 COME ON, YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING WE DON'T DO THINGS TOGETHER. 116 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,735 WE'LL KILL HER AND THEN A MOVIE. 117 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,839 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID. 118 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:08,642 I'M USUALLY GOOD AT KNOWING WHEN IT'S ME, 119 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:12,546 BECAUSE IT'S USUALLY ME. 120 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:17,017 - RAY, HOW COME YOU CAN NEVER JUST BE AFFECTIONATE WITH ME? 121 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,820 - OH, BERNIE! 122 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,622 - DID YOU SEE HOW BERNIE IS WITH LINDA? 123 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:25,459 - I SEE. EVERYBODY SEES THAT. IT'S FREE PLAYBOY CHANNEL! 124 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:27,961 - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT ONCE IN A WHILE. 125 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,398 - HE WAS DRINKING. 126 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:31,599 - THEY'RE SO PASSIONATE. 127 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:35,569 - THEY'RE DRUNKS! BOTH OF THEM! 128 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,438 LOOK-- 129 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:40,874 LOOK, THEY'VE ONLY BEEN MARRIED FOR, WHAT, TWO YEARS? 130 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:43,444 SO THERE'S NO KIDS, NO EXHAUSTION. 131 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,478 JUST WAIT. 132 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:45,479 - WAIT FOR WHAT? 133 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,715 - FOR THIS. 134 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:50,684 THE NOISE AND THE NO SLEEP AND THE NO TIME. 135 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:51,952 PLEASE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN HERE. 136 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,888 - YOU NEVER EVEN SAY "I LOVE YOU." 137 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,490 - OH, NOW I DON'T LOVE YOU. 138 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,491 - YOU DON'T SAY IT. 139 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,492 - I DO. - NO, YOU DON'T. 140 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,527 - I DO. - WHEN DO YOU SAY IT? 141 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,429 - WITH MY EYES! 142 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,134 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 143 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,869 - I'M-- 144 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,839 DROWNING. 145 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:12,906 LOOK, YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT? 146 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,442 I LOVE YOU. THERE. I SAID IT. 147 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,777 - OH, YEAH, OKAY, THERE'S THE SEVEN LITTLE WORDS 148 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,111 EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO HEAR. 149 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:21,449 I LOVE YOU. THERE. I SAID IT. 150 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,916 - HEY, COME ON. DON'T I SAY IT WHEN WE-- 151 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:26,587 - OH, YELLING IT DURING SEX DOESN'T COUNT. 152 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:30,123 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. I DON'T KNOW. 153 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:33,494 - WELL-- - WHAT? 154 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:34,194 - I DON'T KNOW. 155 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,896 JUST-- 156 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,167 WELL, I-- 157 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,835 DOESN'T MATTER. JUST-- 158 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:44,872 GOOD NIGHT. 159 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,109 - UM-- 160 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,878 I'M STILL PACKING OVER HERE. 161 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,686 - GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. 162 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,721 - HI. - HI. 163 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,090 - HEY, GUYS! 164 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,893 HERE. THIS IS FOR YOU. 165 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,961 - WHAT IS THIS? A CARD? 166 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,498 - MM-HMM. 167 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:13,233 GOT UP EARLY TO GET IT FOR YOU. 168 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,735 - WHY? 169 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,904 - YOU KNOW. 'CAUSE OF WHAT WE-- 170 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,006 YOU KNOW. 171 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,609 - "TO A SPECIAL WIFE." 172 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,580 "LOVE LIKE OURS IS REAL AND TRUE 173 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:29,116 "AS A LILY HOLDS THE MORNING DEW. 174 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,819 "EVER DAY FINDS JOY ANEW, 175 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:35,122 AND IN EVERY WAY DO I LOVE YOU." 176 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,058 - AHH. - YEAH! 177 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,594 HA, HA, HA! 178 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,863 OH, THAT'S REALLY SWEET, RAY. 179 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:47,034 - YEAH? - YEAH. I JUST-- 180 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,736 LOVE IT. IT'S-- 181 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,538 IT'S A REALLY NICE CARD. 182 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,740 - OH, SOMETHING'S WRONG. 183 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:55,142 WHAT, IT'S NOT ENOUGH. 184 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:59,279 OH, I SHOULD'VE GOT THE POP-UP. 185 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,750 - MAYBE YOU JUST DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEANT. 186 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:05,285 - OH, YOU STILL WANT THE TALKING. 187 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,755 LOOK, THIS IS BETTER THAN TALKING. 188 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:08,856 THIS IS WRITING. 189 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,891 - UH-HUH. 190 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,893 YOU COULDN'T EVEN SIGN IT "LOVE, RAY." 191 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,895 YOU SIGNED IT, "OKAY? RAY." 192 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,097 - LOOK, YOU KNOW ME. 193 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:21,101 YOU KNOW THIS ALL MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. 194 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,637 WHEN I SAY I LOVE YOU, IT DOESN'T SOUND NATURAL. 195 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,706 IT'S LIKE SOME BAD MOVIE, 196 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,174 LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO LAUGH AT ME. 197 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,742 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LAUGH? 198 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:30,978 - SOMEBODY'S GOING TO LAUGH AT ME SAYING THAT STUFF. 199 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,946 - STUFF? 200 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:35,182 - DO YOU LOVE ME, DADDY? 201 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:38,919 - OH, YES! OF COURSE I LOVE YOU! 202 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,621 I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS. 203 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,789 AND MOMMY. 204 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:43,724 HUH? WHAT A MOMMY. 205 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,793 WHAT A-- LET'S HEAR IT FOR MOMMY! 206 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:49,329 RAISE YOUR HAND FOR-- YAY! 207 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,931 LOOK, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M JUST-- 208 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,833 I'M NOT GOOD AT SAYING THAT STUFF ALOUD. 209 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,034 THAT'S THE WAY I AM. 210 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,603 THAT'S THE WAY MY PARENTS WERE. 211 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:56,770 - WELL, OKAY, BUT YOU KNOW, 212 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,639 MAYBE THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT. 213 00:08:58,672 --> 00:08:59,840 I MEAN, COME ON. 214 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,043 YOU WANT TO PASS THIS TRAIT ON TO YOUR KIDS? 215 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,177 - NO. 216 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,748 - RAY-- 217 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,653 I LOVE YOU. 218 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:16,924 - AND I YOU. 219 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,759 - OH! 220 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:19,860 - COME ON! 221 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,764 COME ON. IT'S ALL HERE IN THE CARD! 222 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:26,934 DEBRA. DEBRA! 223 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,736 - STELLA! 224 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,950 - STUPID STINKING HUMP! 225 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:45,886 DON'T TOY WITH ME, GOD. 226 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,187 - HEY, DAD, ICED TEA? 227 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,991 - NO. IT GETS ME ALL HOPPED UP. 228 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,826 I'M ALMOST DONE HERE. 229 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,695 OW! 230 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,397 DAMN PIECE OF CRAP! 231 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,733 - PLEASE, DAD, TAKE IT EASY A LITTLE. 232 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,001 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING? 233 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,336 - YEAH, SURE, YOU DO, BUT RELAX. 234 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,205 - GIVE ME THE DAMN PLIERS. 235 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,276 THANKS. 236 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:12,713 - LISTEN, DAD, I GOT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 237 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:15,015 - THERE! DONE! 238 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,750 A COUPLE OF THINGS YOU GOT TO REMEMBER. 239 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,752 IT'S VERY EASY, OKAY. - YEAH? LIKE WHAT? 240 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:22,122 - WELL, IT'S NOTHING. HOT IS NOW COLD. 241 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,257 - WHAT ELSE? IS THE WATER GOING TO COME OUT? 242 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,759 - SURE. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 243 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,661 YOU HOLD ON TO THIS ONE TIGHT, 244 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:30,330 AND THEN YOU PUSH AND TURN WITH THIS ONE. 245 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,232 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED AT LEAST TWO HANDS. 246 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,801 - YEAH, DAD, PLEASE-- 247 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,136 - AAH! 248 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,338 THE WATER COMES OUT VERY HOT AT FIRST, 249 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,439 BUT SAVE THAT. 250 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,408 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT LATER. 251 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,711 - AW, DAD, SHUT IT. JUST SHUT IT. 252 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,913 - HERE, GIVE ME A HAND. GIVE ME A HAND. 253 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,047 - [groaning] 254 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,248 - TURN. TURN IT! 255 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,817 - I'M TURNING. - TURN IT! 256 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,919 - I'M TURNING IT! 257 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,120 - WHEW! 258 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,423 - THANKS. 259 00:10:56,456 --> 00:11:01,394 LISTEN, DAD, I WAS WONDERING SOMETHING. 260 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:08,335 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 261 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:12,139 THAT YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" TO-- 262 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,008 ANYBODY? 263 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,110 - "I LOVE YOU"? 264 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,412 - YEAH. 265 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,181 - WHAT, DO YOU LIVE IN A FREAKIN' FAIRYLAND 266 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,850 OR SOMETHING? 267 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:25,953 - DAD, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW. 268 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,487 - THIS IS REAL LIFE, RAYMOND. 269 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,823 PEOPLE DON'T JUST GO AROUND SAYING THAT. 270 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,424 - YES, THEY DO, DAD. 271 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,293 - NAME ONE. NAME ONE PERSON. 272 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:36,797 - DEBRA. - THAT'S AN ACT. 273 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,366 - IT'S NOT AN ACT, DAD. SHE MEANS IT. 274 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,734 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 275 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,770 MAYBE DEBRA. 276 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,906 BUT SHE'S, UH, NICE. 277 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,474 WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THESE THINGS? 278 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,176 - I JUST WANT TO KNOW. THAT'S ALL. 279 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,011 DO YOU EVER SAY IT TO MOM? 280 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,146 - YOU'RE GETTING KIND OF PERSONAL NOW. 281 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,782 - DAD, YOU'RE MY FATHER. 282 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,784 - YOUR MOTHER AND I KNOW HOW WE FEEL. 283 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,218 THAT'S OUR BUSINESS. 284 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:02,489 - WHAT? HELLO, RAYMOND, SWEETIE. 285 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,791 HOW YOU-- 286 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,826 WHAT'S OUR BUSINESS? 287 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,061 - NOTHING. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 288 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,797 - YOU SAID OUR BUSINESS. 289 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,031 WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT? 290 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,432 - NOTHING, MA. IT'S OKAY. 291 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,801 - YOU GOT HIM LYING FOR YOU NOW? 292 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,136 - GO AWAY! 293 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:20,073 - I CHOP UP CELERY AND DILL FOR YOUR ROTTEN TUNA SANDWICH 294 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,842 AND I DRAG IT ACROSS THE STREET FOR YOU, 295 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,277 AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY-- 296 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,213 - HEY, THAT'S MY FREAKIN' LUNCH! 297 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,981 - NOW COME ON. IT'S NOTHING. 298 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,250 I WAS ASKING, THAT'S ALL. I WAS JUST ASKING, 299 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,519 HOW COME NOBODY EVER SAYS "I LOVE YOU" AROUND HERE? 300 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,887 BUT I'M STARTING TO REALIZE 301 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,856 WHAT A STUPID QUESTION THAT IS. 302 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,491 - NO, THAT'S NOT STUPID AT ALL, DEAR. 303 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,359 THERE HAPPENS TO BE 304 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,995 A VERY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR IT, THOUGH. 305 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,497 YOUR FATHER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS. 306 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,366 - OKAY. OH, BOY. 307 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,335 - WHEN WE FIRST WERE MARRIED, 308 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,237 I SAID IT ALL THE TIME. 309 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,205 - NAME ONE TIME. - ALL THE TIME. 310 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,273 - WHEN? WHEN DID YOU SAY IT? 311 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,375 - I SAID IT ALL THE TIME! 312 00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,280 I HAPPEN TO BE A VERY LOVING, CARING WOMAN. 313 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,882 YOU KNOW THAT, RAYMOND. 314 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,117 BUT I MEAN, AFTER YEARS AND YEARS OF GIVING AND SHARING 315 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,054 AND GETTING NOTHING IN RETURN, ONE TENDS TO-- 316 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,956 - YOU SAID IT ONE TIME IN ALBANY. 317 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,457 - OH, SHUT UP. - ONE TIME! 318 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,524 - SHUT UP! 319 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,193 - THE NIGHT YOU HAD THE RUM CANDY. 320 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,862 - SHUT UP, FRANK! 321 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,196 SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH? 322 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,831 - LOOK, MA, DAD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT. 323 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,266 IT'S OKAY. 324 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,835 - WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT TO YOU, ALL OF A SUDDEN? 325 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:25,172 MY PARENTS NEVER SAID IT. 326 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,606 - WHEN YOU WERE A KID, DIDN'T YOU WANT 327 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,175 YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER TO SAY IT TO YOU? 328 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,176 - OF COURSE. 329 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:29,977 - BUT THEY DIDN'T. 330 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:30,743 - WHY? 331 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,882 - THEY DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL US. 332 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,851 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE WAY WE WANT TO BE? 333 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,120 IS THIS THE WAY WE WANT THE KIDS TO BE? 334 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,055 I MEAN, WHAT WOULD BE SO WRONG WITH SAYING "I LOVE YOU" 335 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:45,125 AROUND HERE ONCE IN A WHILE? 336 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:49,529 - WELL, WE'RE NOT LIVING IN A FAIRYLAND HERE, RAYMOND. 337 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,104 - HEY, HOT AND SOUR SOUP! 338 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,638 - WANT TO GIVE ME A HAND WITH THESE GUYS? 339 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:02,275 - COME ON, GUYS. IT'S FUN IN THE SINK. 340 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,276 YOU LOVE IT, DON'T YOU? 341 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:06,546 LOOK AT THAT. LOOK HOW THE GREASE SEPARATES. 342 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,616 ALL SQUEAKY AND SHINY CLEAN. 343 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,651 HEY, I CAN SEE MYSELF. 344 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,354 - YEAH, YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING A LITTLE LOWER. 345 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:19,426 - HEY, THIS DISH HAS A CRACK IN IT. 346 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,161 COME ON. 347 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,530 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, YOU'RE RIGHT. 348 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,233 YOU'RE RIGHT. 349 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,236 I'LL TRY AND CHANGE THE WAY I AM OR SOMETHING. 350 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,171 - YOU MEAN THAT? 351 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,473 - WE'RE LEAVING NOW. 352 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,008 - OKAY. THANKS. 353 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,476 THANKS, DAD. 354 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,411 - THE SHOWER'S FIXED, 355 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,981 AND THERE'S JUST ONE THING I WANT YOU TO KNOW. 356 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,249 - WHAT? 357 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,318 - WELL, UH, WE'VE BEEN TALKING, AND, UH-- 358 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,319 YOU GO AHEAD, FRANK. 359 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,387 - I LOVE YOU. 360 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,489 - I LOVE YOU! 361 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,458 - OH, GOD, MOM. 362 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,993 - I LOVE YOU, DEBRA. 363 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,594 - MOM, YOU CAN STOP, MOM. 364 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,597 MOM, YOU'RE SCARING THEM. 365 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,533 GO. SAVE THE CHILDREN. 366 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,103 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 367 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,038 IT'S OKAY. 368 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,039 - HEY. 369 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:09,276 - OH, ROBBIE, SWEETHEART. 370 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,277 I LOVE YOU. 371 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,045 I'M SO SORRY. 372 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,213 - SORRY FOR WHAT? 373 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,247 - FOR NEVER SAYING IT. 374 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,448 FROM NOW ON, 375 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,716 I'M GOING TO SAY IT TO YOU ALL THE TIME. 376 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,086 ALL OF YOU, EVEN FRANK. 377 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,954 I LOVE YOU! 378 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,425 - ISN'T THIS THE PART OF THE MOVIE 379 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,527 WHERE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO GET SHOT BY THE REAL HER? 380 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,000 - WELL, WE'RE HERE FOR SUCH A SHORT WHILE. 381 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,402 YOUR FAMILY SHOULD KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 382 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,272 - I'M FEELING IT'S NOT THAT SHORT A WHILE HERE, MA. 383 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,207 - TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 384 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,177 I FELT KIND OF EMBARRASSED AT FIRST TOO. 385 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,745 BUT NOW-- 386 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,647 - OH, GOD. 387 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,516 AW. 388 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,118 - I LOVE YOU, SON. 389 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,286 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. THANKS, DAD. ME TOO. 390 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,621 I'LL BE OVER HERE. 391 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,458 WHAT? 392 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,494 - WELL, YOU'RE MY BROTHER. 393 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,762 I LOVE YOU, RAYMOND. 394 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,098 - OH, ISN'T THAT NICE? 395 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,136 - COME ON. ENOUGH. ENOUGH ALREADY! 396 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,570 OH, GOD! 397 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,240 - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 398 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,642 - I TOLD THEM WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT. 399 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,344 - WHAT? WHY? 400 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,113 - I THOUGHT I COULD FIND OUT WHY I WAS THE WAY I WAS. 401 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:23,483 BUT NOW I KNOW WHY. I'M FROM A MENTAL INSTITUTION. 402 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,686 - I LOVE YOU, DEB. 403 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,455 - ROBERT, ROBERT. - NO, NO. 404 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,657 - YOU'RE-- 405 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,092 REMEMBER THE CAT. 406 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,039 - THANKS, ROB, I--I LOVE YOU TOO. 407 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:49,409 RAY, THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED. 408 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,479 UH, COULD EVERYBODY JUST-- GO BACK TO NORMAL? 409 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,280 I THINK IT WAS MUCH BETTER 410 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,782 BEFORE EVERYBODY LOVED EACH OTHER. 411 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,585 - WAIT A MINUTE. 412 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,720 THIS IS BETWEEN YOU TWO. 413 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,389 THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM. 414 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,357 - WELL, YEAH, YEAH, I WAS TRYING TO FIND OUT 415 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,427 WHY I'M NOT THE MOST DEMONSTRATIVE GUY. 416 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,228 AND I THOUGHT-- 417 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,463 - YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OUR FAULT. 418 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:13,300 - THAT'S TYPICAL. YOU BLAME THE PARENTS. 419 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,601 THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM, 420 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,768 AND THE FIRST THING KIDS DO TODAY 421 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,170 IS POINT TO THE MOTHER. 422 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,771 - NOBODY'S POINTING, MA. 423 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:22,375 - IF IT'S ANYBODY'S FAULT, IT'S YOUR FATHER. 424 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,612 - OKAY, PLEASE, JUST STOP. 425 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,480 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 426 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,817 WHY DO YOU DEAL WITH IMPORTANT THINGS WE TALK ABOUT LIKE THIS? 427 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,120 I'M SORRY I EVER BRING THEM UP. 428 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,822 - I'M SORRY TOO. 429 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,823 - I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, RAY. 430 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,126 I WILL NEVER BOTHER YOU ON THIS SUBJECT AGAIN. 431 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,327 I PROMISE, OKAY? 432 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,162 LET'S JUST FORGET I EVER SAID ANYTHING. 433 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,730 ALL RIGHT? 434 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,831 - COME ON, DEB. 435 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,366 DEB. 436 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,834 - YOU KNOW, YOUR PLANE LEAVES IN TWO HOURS. 437 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,269 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN PACKED YET. 438 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:53,340 - OH, GOD. LOOK, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 439 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,643 I'M SORRY I'M SUCH A SCREW-UP. 440 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,785 - [clears throat] 441 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,659 - THIS LOVE STUFF-- 442 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,827 WE NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN. 443 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,615 - OH, HI. - HI. 444 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,851 - I MADE THE BED. - YEAH, I SEE. 445 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,523 - LISTEN-- - UH, DON'T. 446 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,757 - WHAT? 447 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,726 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING. 448 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,501 - I DON'T? - NOPE. 449 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,344 - YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT? 450 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,678 - I'M GOING TO MISS MY PLANE. 451 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,979 - OKAY. 452 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,514 - I'LL CALL YOU. - OKAY. 453 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,550 - I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I GET THERE. 454 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,617 - ALL RIGHT. 455 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:45,685 BYE. 456 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,434 - I LOVE YOU. 457 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,473 - [laughing] 458 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,907 - OH, BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL. 459 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,243 - HONEY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 460 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:13,380 - NO, THAT'S ALL, CARDS-- ONLY CARDS FROM NOW ON. 461 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,949 YEAH, YOUR "I LOVE YOU" IS GOING TO COME FROM ZIGGY. 462 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,995 YEAH, I MISS YOU, TOO. 463 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,364 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 464 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,400 AND, HONEY-- 465 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,502 I LOVE YOU. 466 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:36,936 GOOD. WELL, GET USED TO IT, 467 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,906 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY IT ALL THE TIME. 468 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:43,576 OKAY. NOW GIVE THE PHONE TO MOMMY.