1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:04,613 At the last green the 72nd hole of this-- 2 00:00:04,613 --> 00:00:06,441 Ugh. Golf again? 3 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:10,880 I could walk through here naked. You wouldn't even notice. 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,838 You're not tiger woods. 5 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,800 21 years old. 6 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,411 You know, he started when he was three. 7 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:22,413 I should've been out there when I was three. 8 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:25,068 What the hell was I thinking? 9 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,939 Dead center again-- 10 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:28,941 - Unbelievable. Oh, man. - He's amazing. 11 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,421 What's that, three wins already this year? 12 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:32,336 That's four. That's four. 13 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:33,598 - Where's he going? - Where he always goes. 14 00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:36,210 To hug his father, you idiot. 15 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,863 Alright, take it easy. 16 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:01,409 - Got to check the car. - Yeah. Yeah. 17 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:03,759 - You want a soda? Alright. - Yeah. 18 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:08,894 Hi, I'm ray, and I live here in Long Island 19 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:11,941 with my wife Debra... 20 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:14,857 ...my six-year-old daughter and my twin two-year-old boys. 21 00:01:16,032 --> 00:01:18,904 My parents... 22 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:20,950 ...live across the street. 23 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:23,518 That's right. 24 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:25,694 And my brother lives with them. 25 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:28,131 Now, not every family would defy gravity for you 26 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:29,611 but mine would because-- 27 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:32,135 Everybody loves Raymond. 28 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,963 Hey, you didn't, uh... 29 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:40,796 Ray, did you check Micheal's diaper? 30 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:42,711 I think he's okay. 31 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,634 Man, I don't even think I could pass that test. 32 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,594 Oh, man, it's-it's hard to watch golf 33 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,118 'cause I just want to get out there and play. 34 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,120 - I know, me too. - Hmm. 35 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,252 Let's go. Let's, let's go tomorrow. 36 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:04,428 No, no, I can't tell Debra I wanna go golfing now. 37 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:06,082 I just got back from five days on the road. 38 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:07,301 Just see what she says, Ray. 39 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:10,565 No, I'll get in trouble just for asking. 40 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:13,176 I'm not even gonna try. 41 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:16,701 You know what we could do? 42 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,573 If you ask me in front of her 43 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:21,663 as if you're asking me for the first time, right 44 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,491 and then I'll turn you down. 45 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,971 She'll think that I'm being thoughtful, you know 46 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:29,540 and then we just hope Santa takes the cookies. 47 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:31,412 Oh, yeah! 48 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:32,891 I like it. Let's do it. Let's try it. 49 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:34,893 As-as soon as she comes down, we'll do it. 50 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:36,243 - Okay. - Just sit, don't... 51 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:38,070 Look normal. Don't do anything. 52 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,594 - You're gonna put your foot up? - I don't have to. 53 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:41,813 - No, you put yours up. - I'm up! I'm up. 54 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:43,511 - Put the popcorn here. - That's good. 55 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,252 Soon as she comes down. 56 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:50,387 You want me to make a noise? 57 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,519 What do you mean, "make a noise"? 58 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:53,825 She's not geese. Just relax. 59 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,574 Supposed to be nice tomorrow, Ray. 60 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:07,578 Oh, yeah? I heard. 61 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:10,581 Hey, we should go golfing. 62 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:12,714 Yeah, tomorrow? 63 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:15,717 No, no, I just got back from the road. 64 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:17,284 I wanna be home. 65 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,641 Good to be home. 66 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,298 Come on, we'll go to Westchester. They just resodded. 67 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:32,777 Did they? Did they resod that? 68 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:35,127 - New grass. - Oh, man. 69 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:37,869 Sounds great, but I-I can't. I-I can't go golfing. 70 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:40,220 - No, no, no, I'm reading that. - Oh, sorry. 71 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,790 So I can't, Kevin. 72 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:50,230 Maybe... some other time. 73 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:56,279 Some other time we might not get out for free. 74 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,761 Free? 75 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,114 My buddy Mike, he works down at the pro shop. 76 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:08,335 He can comp us. You know, save us 100 bucks. 77 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,162 It's not about the money. 78 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:12,687 I've been gone for a week. 79 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:14,776 Nah, I-I can't. 80 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:18,214 - I think you should go, Ray. - Nah... yeah? 81 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,610 I just got back from the road. I want to.. Yeah? 82 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:25,308 Well... 83 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:26,962 You know, I mean, if you guys can save 100 bucks 84 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,311 then, yeah, go. 85 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,660 But then maybe you could lay off the golf 86 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,575 for a while after that, okay? 87 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:32,968 - Okay. - And I mean, you know. 88 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:35,797 Playing golf, golf on TV 89 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:38,278 computer golf, "Dorf On Golf." 90 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,931 Of course. 91 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:42,020 Of course, I don't... Kevin. 92 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,674 We're in. 93 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:45,197 Yeah, but what're you doing saying it's for free? 94 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:48,723 Ray, it wasn't working. I had to add a little sauce. 95 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:50,333 Hey, what's the difference? We're going golfing. 96 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,248 We are. I know. Told you it would work. 97 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:53,945 No, I knew it was going to work. 98 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:55,730 You're choking me. 99 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:02,084 Whoa! 100 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:04,782 I got to take a shower. I smell like the winner. 101 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:08,699 I didn't have my best game out there. 102 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,005 Yeah, well, that happens. 103 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:11,311 You know, Robert, you can't curse 104 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,139 that loud on a golf course. 105 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,881 Yep, you're right. It's just a game. 106 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:19,406 You know, it's just.. Come on! 107 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,891 Sorry. 108 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,371 Hey, hey, you guys wanna play another nine? 109 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:30,939 - I'm ready. - Let's go! 110 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:33,507 - Don't you have to go home? - Oh, I, uh... 111 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,117 I should. Debra's waiting. But you know what? 112 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:37,206 W-we're so early, if we hurry up, we stop talking 113 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:41,079 we can get nine more in, and she won't know the difference. 114 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,820 - She'll never know the-- - I'm gonna need some tees. 115 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:43,865 - I need some tees. - Okay. 116 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,127 I just need five more balls. 117 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:46,650 Yeah, well, stop taking them from my bag. 118 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,173 'I'll give them to you.' 119 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:49,392 I'm feeling, like, flushed all of a sudden. 120 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,133 No, let's go. Let's go. 121 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:52,569 No, I mean, I'm, like, a little jumpy here. 122 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:54,049 Yeah, me too. Come on. Let's get out there. 123 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:55,355 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 124 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,618 I'm not feeling right here. 125 00:05:57,618 --> 00:06:00,403 - Well, what is it, Raymond? - I don't know. 126 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:03,972 Something's going on here. 127 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:06,801 You have any tingling in your left arm or chest pains? 128 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:11,327 - Uh-uh. - Well, it's not a heart attack. 129 00:06:11,327 --> 00:06:14,156 Alright, let's get going then. 130 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,943 Back up a little, will you? Back up. 131 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:20,162 Come on, give me room. Give me room. 132 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:21,206 How far do you want us to go? 133 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:22,860 I-I'm feeling crowded in here. 134 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,296 Ray, relax. You just got to relax. 135 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,386 - Yeah, sit down. - Shut up for a second? 136 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,649 Get him some water. 137 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,433 Make it a ginger ale! 138 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:35,307 Yeah, I'm gonna need a dollar. 139 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,316 Hey. 140 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:45,883 How you doing? 141 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:49,539 I'm fine, I'm, uh... 142 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,889 You know, I'm sorry about the... 143 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:53,456 You know what it could've been, Ray. 144 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:56,154 - 'What?' - Tick bite. 145 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:59,157 From a deer tick. A deer tick bite. 146 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:00,463 No, no, this wasn't a bite. 147 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:03,640 This was... something internal. 148 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,947 Maybe you have a fear of public speaking. 149 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:13,607 Maybe... 150 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,522 Maybe this whole thing is from guilt. 151 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:16,871 Guilt. From-from what? 152 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,873 From that trick that we pulled on Debra. 153 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,570 That was no trick on Debra. 154 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:24,748 We put on a little play for her, that's all. 155 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:27,185 - It was harmless, right? Yeah. - Yeah. 156 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:30,058 Sarah, don't be long, be in x-ray in ten minutes. 157 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:31,494 Tell the doctor to do a tick check. 158 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,496 Alright. 159 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:35,063 Hey, Ray, have a seat. 160 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:37,195 Oh, boy. 161 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:39,850 What's that supposed to mean? 162 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:43,854 It means you're welcome to sit. 163 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,595 Let's see. 164 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,423 Your EKG's fine. 165 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:49,599 Blood pressure is fine. 166 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:52,210 Hey, did I see your brother Robert in the waiting room? 167 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:54,082 - Yeah. - How are his feet doing? 168 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:57,520 Have they cleared up yet? 169 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,741 It's been a while since I've seen his feet, really. 170 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:04,396 I'll tell you, that was an uphill battle. 171 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:06,573 Anyway, Ray, from what I see here 172 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,357 you're in good health. 173 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:11,578 I think it was nothing more than a little anxiety. 174 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:13,144 Oh, man, is that it, the... 175 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,059 What did I have, an anxiety attack? 176 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:17,366 I prefer to call it an episode. 177 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,586 Robert's feet was an attack. 178 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:26,723 Ray, your mind is like, for lack of a better word, a donkey. 179 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:32,120 You can only throw so many bags on its back 180 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,384 before it lies down and won't get up. 181 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,473 - Right. - Right. 182 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,954 So you got to relieve some of that stress. 183 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:44,045 Do things that relax you. What do you enjoy doing? 184 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:47,265 Well, I...I like to golf. 185 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:48,789 Well, then, by all means, get out there 186 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,878 and play as much golf as you can. 187 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:53,750 Well, wait a minute. 188 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:57,101 Wait, that's where this episode happened. 189 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:58,929 Oh, that could have happened anywhere. 190 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:02,542 You've been on the road a lot, You've got a wife, three kids 191 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,282 parents across the street. 192 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,458 This was a long time coming. 193 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:11,551 Play some golf. 194 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,990 Wait, so, so I have to go home and tell my wife 195 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:21,212 that I need to play more... golf? 196 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:24,085 - Doctor's orders. - Ha! 197 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,435 Okay. 198 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:31,005 Let me ask you, would I see a podiatrist 199 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:34,138 or a proctologist to get a foot removed from my ass? 200 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:47,456 What the hell? Who's throwing chicken bones in here? 201 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,284 Holy crap. 202 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:52,896 Oh, time-out for grandpa. 203 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:58,815 - Frank, do you have to curse? - Do you want it fixed? 204 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,688 Bastard chicken bones! 205 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:05,430 I need my frigging needlenose. 206 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,781 Bones in the garbage! 207 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:14,352 So it must've been a good game. You're two hours late. 208 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:18,313 Yeah, well, something strange happened. 209 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,881 Really. What? 210 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,448 After golfing, uh... 211 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:27,017 ...we were in the locker room, and I got this weird feeling. 212 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,672 Oh, Ray, you are not gay. 213 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:42,076 No, I know, you told me, but this was something else. 214 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,297 We... 215 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:49,257 You know, we just, we'd finished golfing... 216 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,867 Raymond, are you okay? 217 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,521 Your brother told me what happened. 218 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,915 - What happened? - Tell me what Dr. Sundram-- 219 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,699 Oh, now, wait a minute. Doctor? 220 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,179 I went to the doctor on the way home. 221 00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,702 He said I'm fine, he said 222 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,009 he said it was nothing more than stress. That's all. 223 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,706 Hey, I need some room to work here. 224 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,403 - Will you clear out? - Frank! 225 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,275 Raymond had an attack today. 226 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,146 Mom, stop, it was nothing. 227 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,495 It was anxiety. That's all. 228 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,410 An anxiety attack? Give me a break. 229 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:16,414 Everyone's having those nowadays. It's hip. 230 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:19,983 That's not funny, Frank. Our son has mental problems. 231 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,118 Listen, can I just talk to Ray, please? 232 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,250 Hey, you tell Debra about the doctor yet? 233 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,295 - Yeah, Robert. - Yeah. 234 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,513 You tell her what he 235 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,558 recommended for you? 236 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,602 What? 237 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,822 Nothing, nothing, he just... 238 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,868 He said, the doctor said I need to relax. 239 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,304 That's all. 240 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,958 Could you go? Could you guys go, really? 241 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,090 Alright, I'm hungry anyway. 242 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,788 - Come on, Marie. - No, feed yourself. 243 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,268 My son needs me. 244 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:48,142 Ah, cut the cord. 245 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,014 Ma, please, just go. Go with dad. It's okay. I'm fine. 246 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,189 - Alright. Alright. - I'm fine. 247 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,495 Only if you promise me to do 248 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,018 exactly what the doctor said. 249 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,499 I will. Please go. - Okay, okay. 250 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,111 Okay, so, so what did the doctor say? 251 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,548 What're you supposed to... 252 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,159 Robert, are you staying with us for dinner? 253 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,161 No, no, Amy's taking me out. 254 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,945 Someplace called Jozu. 255 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:12,688 Oh, that Japanese place. 256 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,211 Japanese? 257 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,256 They make you take your shoes off? 258 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,127 Yes. 259 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,221 I got to make a call. 260 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:31,315 So he told you to relax, huh? Are you gonna listen to him? 261 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,578 I think so. Yes. 262 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:36,233 So-so-so what did he tell you to do? 263 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,453 Like, you're supposed to take time off from work or... 264 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:42,892 No, no, no, no. 265 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,025 Uh, he actually said 266 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,374 what he thought would help me 267 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:50,334 was if I played more golf. 268 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:57,689 Dr. Sundram said, "Play more golf?" 269 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,648 I have a note. 270 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,479 - He wrote you a note. - I knew. 271 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,741 I knew you wouldn't believe it, so I went back 272 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:08,265 and I asked him to write it down. 273 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:11,007 - "More golf." - Hm! 274 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,357 It's very relaxing. I mean, I could get a second opinion-- 275 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:16,926 No, no, no, uh... 276 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,189 I think that's what you should do. 277 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,626 - You do? - Yeah. 278 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:24,673 I mean, you know, it is really stressful around here. 279 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,197 And, uh, if playing golf makes you feel better 280 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,634 then play golf. 281 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,419 Hmm. 282 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:34,509 Wow! You're being very nice. 283 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:38,426 Well, honey, I mean, gosh, I want you to be okay. 284 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,254 Listen, I'll just take care of the kids, alright 285 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,560 and you sit here before dinner and take it easy. 286 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,954 And guess what, I made you some lemon chicken. 287 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:11,372 - Hi, Debra. - Hi, Marie. 288 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,287 The kids in school? 289 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,724 Yeah, yeah, I got, like, half an hour 290 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,900 to get everything done before I have to go pick them up. 291 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,904 - Uh-huh. Where's ray? - Oh, he's, uh, out golfing. 292 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,515 - Oh, that's good. Yeah,. - Yeah. 293 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,998 - I'm worried about you, though. - Oh. 294 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,391 Are you okay, honey? 295 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,393 I mean, you-you look a little drained. 296 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:35,352 Oh, you know, I-I'm just a little tired, that's all. 297 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,702 - Well, why don't you sit down? - Well, I really can't. 298 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,487 'Cause I've got a lot to do before-- 299 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,924 Yeah, you can sit right down here for just a second. 300 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,796 - Just for a minute. - There you go. 301 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,407 Thanks. 302 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:50,019 Listen, I know this has been hard on you, honey 303 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,587 and you're doing everything you can for Raymond 304 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:56,069 but maybe the way you can help him relax is very simple. 305 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,505 What do you mean? 306 00:14:57,505 --> 00:15:01,074 Well, I couldn't help wondering, dear... 307 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,641 ...are you making yourself available to him? 308 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:18,178 - Y-y-you know what I'm talk-- - Please, Marie! 309 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:21,268 Listen, you know Raymond doesn't like to ask for-- 310 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,052 Do we have to talk about this? 311 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,619 - I'm just trying to help. - Marie. 312 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,490 You know, I didn't say anything when you told me 313 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,057 how Ray liked his underwear folded 314 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,276 but this is over the line. 315 00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:30,320 Well, I'm sorry 316 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,670 but Raymond needs your help. 317 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,194 Debra, you... 318 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,892 Have a glass of wine first. 319 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:42,898 Come on, Ray, you didn't lose a bet. 320 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,640 You paid for a lesson. 321 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,077 Hey, way to go, Robert. You didn't curse once today. 322 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,601 Yeah, I'm getting better. 323 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,342 Loser! 324 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,565 - Hey, let's play nine more. - I'm in. 325 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,222 - No, I don't wanna. - Well, what do you mean? 326 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,702 I just, I don't feel like playing. 327 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,182 Oh, no, you're freaking out again? 328 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,793 Look, I had that anxiety attack 329 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,057 because I tricked Debra, okay. 330 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,580 And now I'm getting this free ride out of it 331 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,756 that I don't deserve. I'm going home. 332 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,845 - Just nine more. - Don't you see me out there? 333 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,542 I'm not enjoying the game. 334 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,675 You're not keeping your head down. 335 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,155 Look, i-it's enough already. 336 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,635 I have to talk to Debra. 337 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,861 You wanna play just you and me? 338 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,516 Okay, but you got to give me more strokes. 339 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:38,519 - Why, are you tired? - Nah, think my hand's broken. 340 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,744 Deb, I'm home. 341 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,400 Deb, where are you? 342 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:54,056 'I'm up here. In the bedroom.' 343 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,277 - Where are the kids? - 'They're at Linda's house.' 344 00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,758 Good. Come down, will you? I-I wanna talk to you. 345 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,587 'I think you might want to come up.' 346 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,988 It's three o'clock. 347 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:17,297 This can't be sex. Come down, will you? 348 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:22,432 'Alright, but I'll have to put clothes on.' 349 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,043 Comin' up. 350 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,569 Wow! 351 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:35,054 That was really, really nice. 352 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,144 So, yeah, it wasn't a bad day for you, huh? 353 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,755 This and golf. 354 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,887 Oh, yeah, golf. 355 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:46,848 Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk to you about before. 356 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:50,547 Okay, so tell me now. 357 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,680 Okay, uh... 358 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,510 You know the other day when I had that episode? 359 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,121 - Yes, you poor baby. - Yeah. 360 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:02,255 I don't think it was because I need to play more golf. 361 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,822 I think it was because I was feeling guilty 362 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,869 about tricking you into letting me play golf. 363 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:10,524 What';re you talking about? I told you to go. 364 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:14,354 No, no, no, no. 365 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,704 No, you-you only thought that you did. 366 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,489 Ray, come on, I was there when I said it. 367 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,361 Yeah, it was... 368 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,974 ...kind of a con job. 369 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,018 - What? - It was funny, it was... 370 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,498 Yeah, well, it was the whole 371 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,500 Kevin asking me in front of you 372 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,589 me turning him down. 373 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,810 We kind of played you. 374 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,594 Sorry. 375 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,080 So-so what about t-the doctor's note 376 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,169 where he tells you to play golf forever? 377 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,040 That was real. 378 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:53,088 So when you told the doctor that you tricked me 379 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,699 into letting you play golf, 380 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,093 he recommended more golf? 381 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:09,322 I might've left out the tricking part. 382 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,846 - Really? Yeah. - I was gonna tell him. 383 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:15,371 But then when he prescribed golf, I kind of... forgot. 384 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,158 You forgot. 385 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,247 You lied to me 386 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,858 and then, because you feel bad about it 387 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,469 I have to make sure that you relax. 388 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,341 Well, I mean, I never meant for that to happen. 389 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:31,039 You have some nerve. 390 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,519 - I know, I know, but-- - Oh! 391 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,956 Don't get too overworked, Ray. 392 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:37,959 Oh, let Ray relax. He just had an episode. 393 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,440 - Look, I never thought that-- - Oh, my God! 394 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,485 What about me, Ray, huh? 395 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,226 When do I get to have an episode? 396 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:47,360 I think I deserve an episode, huh? 397 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,926 When do I get to have my little... 398 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,668 Oh, wait a minute, alright? 399 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,192 Now, you're making fun of an illness now. 400 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,368 What else was a trick? What else was a trick? 401 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,586 Your mother coming over here to tell me 402 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,066 to have sex with you? 403 00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,895 What? 404 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,027 Yep, this is what I have to put up with 405 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,942 while you're off playing golf, your mother coming over here 406 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,335 and telling me it'll help you relax 407 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:10,121 if I make myself available to you. 408 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,775 Oh, my God, did you just have sex with me 409 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:14,213 because my mother told you to? 410 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,913 Eww! 411 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,176 - Oh, how sick is that? - Very. 412 00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,396 What did.. I'm thinking of my mother now! 413 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,136 - Ewww! - Ewww! 414 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,399 How could you listen to her? 415 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,618 Because I love you, Ray. I care about you. 416 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,185 I'm not the one running off to play golf 417 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,752 to get away from me. 418 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,188 You don't think I care about you. 419 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,668 Why do you think I'm confessing? 420 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,278 Don't you see? I feel guilty. 421 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:40,543 Guilt! Guilt! That means love. 422 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,937 Huh? I had to come home and confess. 423 00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,591 Yeah, but you waited until after we had sex. 424 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,854 Well, you're very good-looking! 425 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:52,338 I'm sorry. Look, I'm never gonna play golf again. 426 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,515 - Oh, yes, you will. - I know I will. 427 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,650 Not as much. 428 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:04,219 I promise and-and only if I know 429 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:08,441 it doesn't take anything away from us. 430 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,269 Ever. Really. 431 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,228 I mean it. I'm sorry. 432 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,795 I'm sorry. 433 00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,322 Okay. 434 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,672 Idiot. 435 00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:25,327 I know. I know. 436 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,589 Look, if you ever need time 437 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,243 to take for yourself I want you to do it. 438 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,419 You know what we should do i-is find something 439 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,725 fun to do together. 440 00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:32,943 - There you go. - You know. 441 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:35,032 We should play golf together. 442 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:41,256 Yeah. 443 00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:44,607 That would be relaxing. 444 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,964 - You're set, right? - Yeah. Yep. 445 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,495 Come on, Ray, we only got two hours till tee time. 446 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,066 You know it's gonna rain today, don't you? 447 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,459 Oh, yeah?