1
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Oh, ma, w-what is it?
What happened?

2
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Ugh, it just never stops
with your father.

3
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What did he do?

4
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He was voted "Man of the Year."

5
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"Man of the Year?"

6
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What has happened
to "Time" magazine?

7
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No, no. At his lodge.

8
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What has happened
to his lodge?

9
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Oh, they're so stupid.

10
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Women aren't even allowed
near the place

11
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until they want one of us to
arrange a tribute or something.

12
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Tribute? We gotta go?

13
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I got dibs on
"I'm sick" that night.

14
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You do some cop
overtime at work.

15
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Monkey on a bus somewhere. Yeah.

16
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No, no. I want to go.

17
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It's an honor to be
son of "Man of the Year."

18
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I don't even want
to be brother of guy

19
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who wants to be son
of "Man of the Year."

20
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No. Robert has
the right attitude.

21
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This is a big deal
for your father.

22
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And I want nothin'
to do with it.

23
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What do you mean? Thought you
had to organize the whole thing.

24
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Oh, no!

25
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Oh, yeah, you two
are gonna do this

26
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'cause your father's
very excited.

27
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He's already
bothering me about it.

28
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Dad knows about this?

29
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They don't surprise
the Man of the Year anymore.

30
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That's how they lost
the last "Man of the Year."

31
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Come on, cubby,
we'll do it together.

32
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It'll be nice for dad.
What do we have to do, ma?

33
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- Come on, you tell me.
- Okay.

34
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The guy said something
about a presentation

35
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or some prepared remarks.

36
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Well, what guy?

37
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I don't know.
The grand high idiot.

38
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Here, Raymond, sit down.
You're doing this.

39
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- You could do a song.
- Yeah.

40
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You know that one number
I've always loved?

41
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- 'What?'
- From "South Pacific?"

42
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Where the guy wears the grass
skirt and the coconut bra?

43
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What do you do
in that apartment?

44
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Hello, family.

45
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I believe you're in
the chair of the year.

46
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Congratulations, dad.
I think it's great.

47
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Thank you, but you know...

48
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...I'm just a simple man
who tried to make a difference.

49
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I still put my pants on
one leg at a time.

50
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Yeah, and when can we
look forward to that?

51
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Well, this lodge hasn't changed
since we were kids.

52
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Why would children come here?

53
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I think we were here
for a Christmas party.

54
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Sure it wasn't
to collect smells?

55
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Help you, young fellas?

56
00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:05,837
Uh, we're here for
the Man of the Year thing.

57
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We're working on our tribute.

58
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Hey, if you're doing a skit,
dress like broads.

59
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That always goes over big.

60
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"South Pacific."

61
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Yeah, we're doing a video.
We're doing a video.

62
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Yeah, we're just putting
together like a testimonial

63
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tape some of the members
talking about my father.

64
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Yeah, well, you could do that.

65
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Uh, you'll find the guys
out by the pool.

66
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But I-I gotta tell you, a little
lipstick and some falsies

67
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and we're all yours.

68
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Hey, nice pool.
What a great hangout.

69
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Hey, let's talk to this guy
right over here.

70
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Excuse me, sir.
Can we talk to you for a second?

71
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Sure.

72
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Uh, we'd like to ask you some
questions about Frank Barone.

73
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Shoot.

74
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Number one...

75
00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,505
...why aren't you wearing
a bathing suit?

76
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It's obviously lodge policy.

77
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It's tradition.

78
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Maybe we shouldn't
film in here.

79
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No, no. It's fine.
I'll tell ya what.

80
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna
set up right here

81
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and state your name,
and Raymond here's

82
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gonna interview you
a little, alright?

83
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Listen, I don't
want to interview.

84
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Let me hold the camera.

85
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Come on, Ray. Can't ya see
the guy's gettin' cold?

86
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Alright, here we go.

87
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Uh, uh, I don't know.

88
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Uh... action!

89
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Alright, alright,
I'm here with...

90
00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,959
I'm here with, what, what did
you say your name was?

91
00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:10,875
Abe Warcheiser, but everybody
calls me Bullethead.

92
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Alright. Bullethead.

93
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Uh, just tell us why
you like Frank Barone.

94
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I don't like Frank Barone.

95
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Okay...

96
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Can I get back
in the pool now?

97
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Yeah. Please.

98
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That's gotta hurt.

99
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Jeez, he doesn't like dad.

100
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You're worried about
what Bullethead thinks?

101
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Hey, excuse me, sir!

102
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Listen, you know
Frank Barone, right?

103
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- What of it?
- Well, w-we're doing a tribute.

104
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You guys elected him
"Man of the Year."

105
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We're down to him? Sheesh.

106
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Maybe these guys
don't know dad so well.

107
00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:03,972
Yeah, but maybe they do.

108
00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:06,104
Hey-hey, look.
There's his friends from poker!

109
00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:07,845
'Hey, Garvin, Stan.'

110
00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:11,545
Hey, Robert!
Hey, Ray's here!

111
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Hey, Garvin, hi.
How are ya? Hi, Stan.

112
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Hey, Ray, what's goin' on
with the video?

113
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Well, i-it's for dad's tribute.
Look, this is perfect.

114
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You guys could
do it together. Okay?

115
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And ready, Ray?
And... action.

116
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- H-h-hey, it's rollin'?
- Yeah, okay.

117
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Alright,
we're here with Garvin--

118
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Hey, Frank,
you owe me 50 bucks!

119
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You gave me your word,
I ain't heard from ya since.

120
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You been ducking me for a
year and a half, you hear me?

121
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Fifty bucks is nothin'.

122
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How 'bout the dent
you put in my car?

123
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You tell me it wasn't you.

124
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I have eyewitnesses!

125
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And I have a bill.

126
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I wish I had pockets
'cause I'd carry it with me.

127
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Wait right here!

128
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You're a liar!

129
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A liar, you hear me?

130
00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,552
Liar!

131
00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:05,120
Thank you. Thank you.

132
00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,123
Hey, Ray, it's really nice
to see ya again, you know?

133
00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:10,430
Take care there, buddy, huh?

134
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Hey, say hi to your mom.

135
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What are we gonna do?

136
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I don't know.

137
00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:23,921
Maybe we can piece something
together i-in editing. You know?

138
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Excuse me, guys.
Just start, start rollin'.

139
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Hi, uh, we just want
to ask a few questions

140
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if you don't mind.

141
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Uh, how do you feel
about... chocolate?

142
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- Really good.
- My favorite.

143
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Delicious.
Always delicious.

144
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- Sure, I like--
- Frank Barone.

145
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I can't get enough.

146
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It's my favorite.

147
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Mm-mmm-mmm.

148
00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:01,959
My wife goes nuts for--

149
00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:05,397
- Frank Barone.
- A wonderful gift.

150
00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,791
- Who doesn't like--
- Frank Barone.

151
00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,968
Mm-mmm-mmm.

152
00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:14,798
Come on, dad,
what are ya doin'?

153
00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:16,931
- That was a tribute?
- What, you didn't like it?

154
00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,106
It was stupid.

155
00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,761
And it was so short.

156
00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:24,373
Yeah, well, we kinda went with
a fast, MTV kind of editing.

157
00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,289
Well, I didn't get it.

158
00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:29,378
A-and what's with Carrelli
saying he likes me hot

159
00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:30,727
with marshmallows?

160
00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:42,173
- I told you to get rid of that.
- It was cute.

161
00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:44,175
Why don't you get back in there
with Debra and the kids

162
00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:46,090
and enjoy your free steak?

163
00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,962
Frank, what are you doing?

164
00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,485
Come on, Marie,
we're going home.

165
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What are you talkin' about?
This is your big night.

166
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It's not so big anymore.
Let's go.

167
00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:57,188
You didn't even
finish your steak.

168
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,973
I'm not hungry.

169
00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:09,984
Shoulda dressed like broads.

170
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,175
Would you stop?

171
00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,133
The boys did nothing wrong.

172
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,657
You wanted them
to make you a tribute

173
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,223
they made you a tribute.

174
00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:34,138
I can't wait for my eulogy.

175
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,754
You still don't walk out
on an evening

176
00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,886
that your sons planned for you.

177
00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:46,760
Tom Chervenak got a tribute
that lasted 37 minutes!

178
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,066
The guys made
a whole video on his life

179
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:51,416
and-and with big speeches
and laughs

180
00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,505
and how much they love him.

181
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,116
Then they did
a big, wonderful music thing

182
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where they all
dressed up like broads.

183
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,776
Well, Robbie was ready
to dress up.

184
00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:05,692
That stunk, what they did, alright?

185
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,737
I know a tribute.

186
00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,652
They're not welcome
in this house anymore.

187
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,394
- Oh, really?
- That's correct.

188
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:15,136
- So they let you down?
- Yes.

189
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,486
And what about
your buddies at the lodge?

190
00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:18,922
What about them?

191
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,881
Don't you think if they had
said something great

192
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,535
that Raymond and Robbie
would have put it in?

193
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,842
Isn't that what's
really bothering you?

194
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,512
♪ I've got pickles for toes

195
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,557
♪ And a rutabaga nose

196
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:50,388
- Frank, what are you doing?
- I'm watching.

197
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:53,696
♪ Sassafras hair
and a melon under there ♪

198
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,917
Come on, shut that off, please.

199
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,093
Quiet. I can't hear.

200
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:01,748
Would you shut it, Frank?

201
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,314
♪ I'm the veggie wedge man

202
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:04,838
♪ And you can eat me
try my hand ♪

203
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,800
Stupid crap.

204
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,504
You know what?
I'm quittin' that lodge.

205
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,768
- Good.
- What do you mean, "Good?"

206
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,465
It's a stupid lodge.

207
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,642
It's full of crotchety old men

208
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,165
who think
the greatest luxury in life

209
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:30,385
is sweating naked and coughing.

210
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,786
And all you ever do
is complain about them.

211
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,613
Why didn't you
say something before?

212
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,180
It gets you out of the house.

213
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,449
Come on, let's go to bed.

214
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,714
- 'Hey.'
- What?

215
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:02,069
What-what would you... say?

216
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,158
What?

217
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:09,206
What would you say
in a tribute?

218
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,775
What do you mean?

219
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:17,345
What would you say
in a tribute to me?

220
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:20,696
W-well, I don't know, Frank.
They didn't ask me.

221
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,003
Okay.

222
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:37,452
I would say he's been
my husband for 42 years

223
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:40,150
that we have
two wonderful boys together

224
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,979
and three beautiful grandchildren.

225
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,198
Isn't that right?

226
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,766
That's it?

227
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:54,121
L-l-let me finish.

228
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:58,299
And that he's always
been there for us

229
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,214
and been a good provider

230
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:03,086
and that even though
we squabble every now and then

231
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:07,830
I know that
he's the one for me.

232
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,790
And whatever I did
to deserve him, I'll live with.

233
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,968
I like that.

234
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,621
With the humor. Yeah.

235
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:24,020
Now... can I ask you something?

236
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,415
Come on, let's go to bed.

237
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,547
No, no. Oh, come on, Frank.

238
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,332
We were talking.

239
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,899
I'm tired.
I'm goin' to bed.

240
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,944
Oh, sure, now you got
what you need from me

241
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,293
now you're goin' to sleep.

242
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,642
What else is new?

243
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,695
What do ya want?

244
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:51,134
I want to have
a conversation, Frank.

245
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,397
I want to <i>talk</i> to you.

246
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,877
Is that asking so much?

247
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,794
I know where this is goin'.

248
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:01,928
Good. Come here.
Sit down here, please.

249
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,192
How much talking
can a guy take?

250
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:07,847
Thank you.

251
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,022
Now...

252
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,636
...what would
your tribute for me be?

253
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,165
- Well?
- This is stupid.

254
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,689
It wasn't stupid
when you just asked me.

255
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:28,432
Yes, it was. I-I now realize
how stupid it was.

256
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:32,480
Well, I gave you a very lovely
and generous answer, didn't I?

257
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,698
Well, didn't I?

258
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,179
Alright.

259
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,585
What are you getting ready for?

260
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:53,457
I'm not anointing you here.

261
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:56,330
Well, it isn't every day that
you say nice things about me.

262
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,506
Well, it's not every day
that you force me.

263
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,421
Oh, stop it, Frank.

264
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,032
Come on, what were you
gonna say?

265
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,686
Sometimes you spit
when you talk.

266
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,123
Oh, that's it. That's it!

267
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,777
Hey, what did I say? Come on.

268
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,475
You're the one for me!

269
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,521
You want to know why people
don't love you, Frank?

270
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,089
You want to know?
'Cause you offer them nothing.

271
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,527
That's right. You have to
give love, Frank, to get it.

272
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,399
And you have never, ever
been willing to do that.

273
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,098
You just take and take and take
and expect everybody

274
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:28,971
to accept your obnoxious,
horse's ass of a personality

275
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:34,759
and <i>everybody</i> has to put up
with it because it's <i>you.</i>

276
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,327
Y-you know what the sad part is?

277
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:40,678
You are surrounded by family
who happen to love you anyway

278
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,506
and you push them away.

279
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,986
You push us all away.

280
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,990
You don't have to push anymore.

281
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,747
You're not gonna
talk to me about this?

282
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:08,750
Frank?

283
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,668
This is not a marriage, Frank.

284
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:17,411
A marriage is two people
sharing things, talking

285
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:20,196
and if they have a problem,
they talk about it.

286
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,850
You don't just sit there
and wait for the other one

287
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,069
to go away.

288
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,735
'And I'll tell you
what it makes'

289
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,259
'better than anything else'

290
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,913
'than anything you'll find
anywhere else.'

291
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:44,655
'Did someone say sandwiches?'

292
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:45,830
Yes.

293
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,663
Ooh.

294
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,622
'...takes care of
the entire process...'

295
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,839
We're gonna talk about this.

296
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,675
Aw, crap!

297
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,945
- Jeez.
- Oh, stop it, Frank.

298
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:59,904
A guy wants to go to bed,
he gets attacked by a kabuki.

299
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,819
Oh, stop it.

300
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,169
Alright.

301
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,389
Now, you talk to me.

302
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:12,178
Alright. Look, I, uh, know
the boys did their best.

303
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,006
I know, uh,
it's my own stupid fault

304
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,748
if people aren't crazy about me.
And I'm sorry to everybody.

305
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,537
You're just saying that
so I'll leave you alone.

306
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,633
You still can't think of
anything nice to say about me?

307
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,554
How 'bout I sleep on it?

308
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,515
It's all jokes.

309
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,781
Frank, what are you doing?
No, no, no.

310
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:36,740
I need that. Frank, F...

311
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:57,196
I like you better
without the crap on your face.

312
00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,894
Oh, Frank.

313
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,550
Okay?

314
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:09,773
You should try and say something
like that to me every day.

315
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,213
I'll try.

316
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,218
Hey, uh...

317
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,917
What?

318
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,875
Well, I am "Man of the Year."

319
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,964
Yes, you are.

320
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,101
And I'm lookin' to move up
from man once a year.

321
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,280
See?

322
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,629
With the humor.

323
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:45,940
Want to go to bed?

324
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,812
I just, uh...

325
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,249
Oh, honey, what?

326
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,773
You didn't do anything wrong.

327
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:55,297
I liked that tribute.

328
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,429
Made me hungry.

329
00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,649
I don't know.

330
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,825
Maybe I should apologize.

331
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,305
I... You know what?

332
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,308
We'll all feel better
if I just call.

333
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,794
What, are they not home?

334
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,709
I don't know.
Nobody's answering.

335
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,580
H-hello? Yeah, dad.

336
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:19,843
Are you okay?

337
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,977
Yeah. No, I just...

338
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,979
I wanted, about the tribute--

339
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,197
'Do you know what time it is?'

340
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,721
Alright! Okay.

341
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:30,637
I just... I didn't...
Alright. Okay. Sorry.

342
00:21:37,687 --> 00:21:39,863
What's he calling now for?

343
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,169
I don't know.

344
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:43,954
You know, sometimes I wish

345
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,869
they didn't
live across the street.