1 00:00:01,349 --> 00:00:03,177 - Hey listen, Ray. - Hit 'em. Hit em', 2 00:00:03,177 --> 00:00:07,572 You're watching boxing? The kids are here. 3 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:11,272 Maybe they could use a little counter-programming. 4 00:00:11,272 --> 00:00:13,317 You show him that Swan Lake video 5 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:17,321 Michael came downstairs this morning in his tippy-toes. 6 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:19,410 Come on, kids, I have some snacks in the kitchen. 7 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,369 Hey, let's see those tippy toes, huh? 8 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:24,067 That's good. 9 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:27,549 Yeah. 10 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:30,334 You only have a month or two before that takes. 11 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,122 Hi, dears. 12 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:37,080 Isn't this wonderful weather we're having? 13 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,864 It's so crisp and clear. 14 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:40,431 Quiet, Marie. 15 00:00:40,431 --> 00:00:44,131 I can't hear the punches. 16 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,784 So, Raymond... 17 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:49,397 are you going to the Hall of Baseballs tomorrow? 18 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,138 What? 19 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,357 The Hall of Fame, Marie! 20 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:54,576 You ignorant... 21 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:58,971 Raymond, your brother was talking 22 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:01,061 about some sort of a ceremony? 23 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,411 It sounded like a lot of fun to me. 24 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,456 And since you are a sportswriter 25 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:08,416 and have such important connections... 26 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,592 Oh, just say it, Marie. 27 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:13,812 The Hall of Fame is honoring the 1969 Mets. 28 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:16,946 Your brother asked your mother to ask you to take him. 29 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:22,560 Which one of you do I say no to? 30 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,040 Come on, Raymond. 31 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,955 You know how much that would mean to your brother. 32 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:28,392 Ma, you know how long it takes to get to Cooperstown, okay? 33 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:31,178 I'm not driving in the car with Robert for four hours. 34 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:34,006 His feet smell. 35 00:01:34,006 --> 00:01:36,139 - Well, take a bus. - A bus. 36 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,228 That's a smelly feet contest. 37 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:47,368 Hi. 38 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:48,586 - Hi, Robert. - Hey. 39 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:49,892 Hi, dear. 40 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:53,504 - Hey. - So what's new? 41 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:56,072 I was just taking Shamsky out for a drive today. 42 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:59,467 It's nice out, huh? 43 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:01,121 So what's new? 44 00:02:02,861 --> 00:02:06,430 Cut the crap. Your mother asked him already. 45 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,171 Robert, what do you got to have mom ask me 46 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:10,042 to take you to the Hall of Fame for? 47 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:14,612 Ma, you were supposed to make it seem like it just came up. 48 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:16,179 And you were supposed to wait across the street 49 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:18,616 until I flashed the venetian blinds. 50 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:27,059 Did you do that yourself? 51 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:31,847 They're coming! 52 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,236 Hey, Ray. 53 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:17,066 Oh, come on! 54 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:19,155 What are you doing? 55 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:20,678 I'm making memories. 56 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:22,854 - Jeez. - What? 57 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:25,988 Nothing, just... we're about to crash into a big blue dot. 58 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,689 Aw, come on, Robert. 59 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:35,389 I'm sorry. I'm just a little excited. 60 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:38,261 - Yeah. - The '69 Mets. 61 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:41,438 The amazing Mets. The miracle Mets! 62 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:44,180 God, I love those guys. 63 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:47,836 It was one of the few bright spots of my childhood. 64 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:50,012 I just wish dad had taken us to a game. 65 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,321 He took us to a lot of Yankee games. 66 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,757 That was fun. 67 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,977 Well, maybe for you. I hated the Yankees. 68 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,196 What do you mean, you hated the Yankees? 69 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:02,677 You cried every time they lost. 70 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:04,722 That's because dad told me it was my fault. 71 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:14,254 Man, you've actually met some of those guys. 72 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,952 Kranepool, Harrelson, McGraw. 73 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:19,215 Yeah. 74 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:21,478 Man, what a life you got... 75 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:24,829 ...meeting sports idols, free hot dogs. 76 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:27,049 You're a lucky man, Raymond. 77 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,442 Lucky man. 78 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:36,101 Ah, it's not that great. 79 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:38,756 Most of the time, I'm sitting in locker rooms... 80 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,976 Guys with towels... 81 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,412 Guys without towels... 82 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:46,373 I sure hope Art Shamsky will be there. 83 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,549 You know, he homered his first time at bat. 84 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,986 I know. 85 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:55,251 Can't wait to tell him I named my dog after him. 86 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:56,948 Uh, yeah. Hey, do me a favor, alright? 87 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:59,211 - Don't tell him that. - What do you mean? 88 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:01,039 I brought Shamsky's collar for him to sign. 89 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:02,519 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 90 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,434 You're not taking that thing into the Hall of Fame. 91 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:05,957 Well, what if I just let Art sign it 92 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,394 but I don't tell him about the dog? 93 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,483 - Give me the dog collar. - No, no way. 94 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,354 You're not bringing that in there! 95 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,921 - But I want him to see that-- - I swear to God... 96 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:16,838 I'll turn this car around right now! 97 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,100 Alright, fine. 98 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,810 Look, we'll go in. 99 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:36,336 You'll meet Art Shamsky and the rest of the Mets. 100 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,468 On the way home, I'll get you a Happy Meal. 101 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,518 Hey, hey. Are you alright? 102 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,128 Oh, yeah. I'm just a little nervous. 103 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:48,391 Just relax, man. Just act normal. 104 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:50,828 These guys are just like you and me 105 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:54,484 except they don't throw like girls. 106 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:58,270 Oh, we should've gotten here earlier. 107 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:02,710 Yeah, alright, just stick with me. 108 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:03,754 'Ladies and gentlemen...' 109 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:06,061 'from your 1969 New York Mets' 110 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,410 'please welcome...' 111 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:09,934 'Tommie Agee!' 112 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,110 'Jerry Grote!' 113 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,766 'Bud Harrelson!' 114 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:18,334 'Cleon Jones!' 115 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:19,553 'Ed Kranepool!' 116 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:24,384 'Tug McGraw!' 117 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,689 'Art Shamsky!' 118 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,474 Whoo! 119 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:30,302 'And Ron Swoboda!' 120 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:43,968 Whoa, whoa. Hey. 121 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,666 - Oh, yeah. Hi. Hi. - Can I help you? 122 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,319 I write for a newspaper... "New York Newsday." 123 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:48,930 And me and my photographer 124 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:50,627 we're here to just cover the event. 125 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,368 Uh, the press event was last night, sir. 126 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:54,457 - Today is for the public. - Oh. Alright. 127 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:55,893 So, you know, we'll just talk to the players 128 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,286 Snap a couple pictures. 129 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:58,853 Oh, no, I can't let you do that, sir. 130 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:00,550 These people have been waiting here all morning. 131 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,291 Oh, yeah. I-I know that. 132 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,946 But, uh... Again, I'm-I'm, uh, Ray Barone 133 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,469 from "New York Newsday." 134 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,297 I'm sure you are, sir, but today you're going 135 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:09,820 to have to wait in line like everyone else. 136 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,213 Okay, then, look, Ray 137 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,562 let's just go to the back of the line 138 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:13,911 And, you know, how long could it be? 139 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,610 Three hours. 140 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,263 Really? 141 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,657 Hey, look, I don't want to wait in line here. 142 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,485 I'm going to have to ask you gentlemen to move along 143 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,356 because I need to keep this area clear. 144 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:25,923 Look. Look, Ray, it'll go fast. 145 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,534 We'll play 20 questions. 146 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:28,970 No, no, no. Look, there's got to be something-- 147 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:31,973 Hey. You're Ray Barone from "Newsday." 148 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,583 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's me. 149 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:34,758 You know, I see your picture every day. 150 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,368 I read your column, man. It's great! 151 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:40,024 Oh. Well, I can't argue with that. 152 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:41,722 Yeah, you know that thing you wrote last week 153 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:43,288 about the new stadium proposal... 154 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:44,594 That was really good! 155 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:47,684 Oh. Hey, thank you, man. Thanks. 156 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:48,990 Thanks, man. It's nice to get out and, uh 157 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,905 and meet the readers, you know? 158 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:54,952 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 159 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:57,477 - Hey, what are you doing? - No. Nothing. 160 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,348 Let me ask you something. Did you read the one about-- 161 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:01,176 Hey, hey, hey. No cuts. 162 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:03,265 No, no, no. I'm with him. I'm with him. 163 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:04,701 No, you're not. 164 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,311 I've been staring at the back of this guy's head 165 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:09,227 since 6:00 this morning. 166 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,926 Maybe you should've brought the Jumble. 167 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,623 - No cuts! - No, I'm not... I'm not cutting. 168 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,059 Ray. Ray. Look, look. 169 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,974 Let's just get in line before it gets any longer. 170 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,454 No. Look... You know what? 171 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,325 There's Tug McGraw. I've interviewed him. 172 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:22,066 - Let me talk to Tug McGraw. - Well-well, what about me? 173 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:27,855 Just play 20 questions with that guy. 174 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:32,468 - Hey. - Hey. 175 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:34,165 I'm thinking of a famous person. 176 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:43,000 Uh, hey, Tugboat. Hey, Tuggy Bear. 177 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,916 Hi. It's me... Ray Barone from "New York Newsday." 178 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:48,571 Oh, yeah. Barone. 179 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,007 You're the guy that did the article 180 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,879 on the ball players becoming announcers. 181 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:54,795 Yes! Yeah. Yeah. How are ya? 182 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,927 I'm, uh... I'm doing okay 183 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:59,626 considering I'm one of the ex-jocks 184 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,192 looking for a second career 185 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:04,456 at the expense of the hearing public. 186 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,553 Well, good! Good! 187 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,554 Fantastic! 188 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:18,122 - Who is that? - He's nobody. 189 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:19,646 Take a hike, Barone. 190 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,652 Okay. Thank you, Tug. Thanks. 191 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:31,353 Thank you. Hey... you got to believe! 192 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,094 Yeah. 193 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:35,444 Uh... Tug said it's okay for us to go in. 194 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,968 No, he didn't, sir. I heard him. 195 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:40,014 He doesn't like you, sir. 196 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,755 - Back of the line. - No, no, no. 197 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:43,583 He's razzing me. That's what we do. 198 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,845 We're good friends, me and Tugboat. 199 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,934 I'm sure you are, sir. Move along. 200 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,500 Yeah. Back of the line. 201 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,546 Yeah! Who do you think you are, huh? 202 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:53,027 Look. Look. Look. I'm Ray Barone. 203 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,245 I work for "Newsday." I'm covering this thing. 204 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:55,682 I'm a reporter. 205 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,075 Good. Give us a report on the back of the line. 206 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:06,388 Okay, look, Ray, I'm getting in line, alright? 207 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,824 No, no, no. Just wait. 208 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:08,869 Look, I just need to talk to Art Shamsky 209 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,479 for a few seconds, that's all. 210 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,307 Sir, I've been nothing but patient with you, sir. 211 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,265 I know, but he's right there. I just need to talk to him. 212 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,527 No, I want to talk to Art Shamsky. 213 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,051 My brother... He really loves him! 214 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,922 He's got a dog collar for him! 215 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,329 Hello. 216 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:38,768 Hey. Can I get some dipping sauce, please? 217 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,378 Alright, I'm not eating this. 218 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,990 Who can eat buffalo wings without dipping sauce? 219 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,906 Certainly not Ray Barone from "New York Newsday." 220 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,562 What, you wanted to wait in that line? Look, I'm sorry. 221 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:53,391 I'm not going to wait in a line all day like everybody else. 222 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:56,046 Well, obviously you're not like everybody else 223 00:10:56,046 --> 00:11:01,530 because everybody else got to meet the Mets. 224 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,923 Hey. Look. I did you a favor, alright? 225 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,359 I drove four hours. 226 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,491 How about showing a little appreciation? 227 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,842 Oh, that's right. Thank you, Raymond. 228 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,888 It's been my dream to get 50 feet from Art Shamsky. 229 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,763 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse... What... 230 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,503 Oh, what am I, invisible? 231 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,941 What are you doing? 232 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,465 I just want to preserve this moment. 233 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,814 I mean, how often do I get to see 234 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,686 the "Ray doesn't get everything show"? 235 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,734 Okay. Oh, I know what this is. 236 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,432 "Oh, it never ends for Raymond. 237 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,696 He has everything. I have nothing." 238 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,611 Oh, mopey, mopey, pouty, pouty. 239 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:42,832 Snooty, snooty. "Uhh." 240 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:45,792 No, no. I admit that there may have been times 241 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,837 when I might have mentioned in passing 242 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,927 that I possibly envied you. 243 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,189 But not anymore. 244 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,409 And would you like to know why? 245 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,540 Yeah, no, not really. 246 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,760 Where the hell is the waitress? 247 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,719 Everything you have... 248 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,940 successful career, great family, free hot dogs. 249 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,117 Has made you lose touch with reality. 250 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:10,730 - You are spoiled. - Oh. Yeah. 251 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,123 And I guess all those years sponging off mom and dad 252 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:15,517 have made you a better person. 253 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,432 It certainly did. 254 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:20,130 I may have a thankless job, be divorced, 255 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,915 pay full price for a hot dog 256 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:24,352 but I happen to have something you'll never have. 257 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,007 A tail? 258 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,751 Character, Ray. 259 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,970 Oh, yeah, yeah. You're very superior. 260 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,059 Yes. You see, I am superior 261 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,192 because I'm humble. 262 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,372 Excuse me. 263 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,461 Uh... "Lisa," may I have some more water, please? 264 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:47,984 Sure. 265 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,508 And some dipping sauce for my little brother here. 266 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,423 - Coming right up. - Thank you, dear. 267 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:59,779 You see, it's nice to be important 268 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,433 but it's more important to be nice. 269 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,177 Great, advice from a guy 270 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,092 who made a teepee out of his French fries. 271 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,140 Big put-down from a guy 272 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,881 who just got kicked out of the Hall of Fame 273 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,448 by someone with a flashlight and a whistle. 274 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,497 Hey. Look. I did it for you! 275 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,368 Uh, what, ruined it? 276 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,935 Uh, yeah, yeah, I ruined it! 277 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,285 Look, I don't need to take this crap, alright? 278 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,678 Yeah, you ever notice 279 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,506 when you get worked up that your voice cracks? 280 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,334 - Oh, shut up! - There it is. 281 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:37,468 - Shut up! - You see what's happening here? 282 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,950 Now I may be upset that I didn't get to meet Art Shamsky 283 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,039 but I am still able to keep my voice 284 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,955 at a comfortable speaking level, like so. 285 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,873 You might want to give that a try too. 286 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,571 Alright. Let's try. 287 00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,835 Attention, Jerkhead. 288 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,403 If you're joining me on the ride home... 289 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,841 I'm sorry. Did I say "joining"? 290 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,452 If you're mooching a ride home off me 291 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:08,021 that you had to have your mommy ask for 292 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,849 there will be no talking, okay? 293 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,546 You are not to say a word to me. 294 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,722 And there'll be no bathroom breaks either 295 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,377 so if you're smart, you'll do what I'm doing right now 296 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,074 and visit the rest room. 297 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,644 Hope there's not a line! 298 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,689 That's right. 299 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:11,274 We must've... we must've hit a skunk 300 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,494 that crawled out of the ass of another skunk. 301 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,815 Put your shoes on, gouda feet. 302 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,034 But they're all swollen. 303 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,297 Ah ah ah! No talking! 304 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,618 Oh, no, what... Does he want me? 305 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:51,749 What did I do? 306 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,405 what did I do? I didn't do anything. 307 00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,757 What's the speed limit here? 308 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,542 I was just keeping up with the traffic. 309 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,033 Oh, yeah. 310 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,862 Hi. Good evening, officer... 311 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,951 "Jaro... Skeewee." 312 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,217 Jaroszweicz. 313 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:28,960 Are you sure? 314 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,315 So, uh, hi. What seems to be the problem? 315 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,534 I had you at 55 in a 40. 316 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,449 License and registration, please. 317 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:43,366 Uh, okay, sure. Sure. Registration, uh... 318 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,891 it's right around here somewhere I keep it. 319 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,850 Robert, why don't you tell this guy who you are 320 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,765 and what you do for a living? 321 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,471 So this is a 40, huh? 322 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,038 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 323 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:06,694 Big road like this, you'd think it'd be a 60 324 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,740 which case, I'd be going too slow, you know? 325 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,482 Then you'd have to pull me over for impeding traffic. 326 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,661 Alright, sir. It's up to you. 327 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:21,404 Which ticket would you prefer? 328 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,189 Uh, speeding would be fine. 329 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:31,110 - Alright. Excuse me, officer. - Yes? 330 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,548 Sergeant Robert Barone, NYPD, 2-4 precinct. 331 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,984 Oh, you're NYPD? 332 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,682 Yeah. This here's my kid brother, Raymond. 333 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,772 I was dozing off, so I didn't notice he had such a lead foot. 334 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,426 But I'm going to keep a closer eye on him 335 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:44,775 from here on out, okay? 336 00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,299 Look, with all due respect, 337 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:47,996 we're pretty strict here with our laws 338 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,781 so I got to write the ticket. 339 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,088 But-but I carry a shield. 340 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,090 Then you should know better, officer. 341 00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,268 Hey, listen, I don't know 342 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:02,924 how you do things out here in the sticks, okay? 343 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:08,277 But in the city, cops look out for one another. 344 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,105 I'm glad we had this conversation. 345 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,411 It gave me a chance to notice 346 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,064 your brother's inspection sticker. 347 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,936 Now, I might just be a country bumpkin 348 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:17,286 don't know much about all that book learning and fancy numbers 349 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,941 but near as I can figure, this looks like it's expired. 350 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,511 I'll be right back with another little present for "y'all." 351 00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:29,646 Come on! 352 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,346 We're the good guys! 353 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,478 We're brothers in blue! 354 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:38,481 This is Ray Barone from "New York Newsday"! 355 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:41,832 Come on! 356 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,674 It's going to be 20, 25 minutes. 357 00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,154 Do they know who we are? 358 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:02,026 Let me see what I can do. 359 00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:04,464 - Hi. 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