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Okay, so the Shangri-La suite
has the view

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the Jacuzzi and the fireplace.

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Okay.

4
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Oh, we're really going
through with this, huh?

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Oh, boy!

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We're at the brochure stage.

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Okay, thank you
very much. Uh-huh, buh-bye.

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Okay, come on, come on,
come on, we gotta pick one.

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Yeah, okay, give me a minute

10
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I just walked in
the door here.

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- I thought you'd be excited.
- I will be.

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Just, if I get excited now,
I won't be to able to sustain

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the level of excitement
throughout the trip.

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Okay, yeah, yeah.
"Trouble sustaining," we know.

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Okay, so, now here's an old
colonial inn near Tanglewood.

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What's Tanglewood?

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Oh, they have
classical music there.

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Here's the concert schedule.

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And here's my face.

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Or...

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Okay. Or... we could stay
at The Plaza, huh?

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Eat at Le Cirque,
and see a show and...

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No, look, my parents make fun of
people who stay at The Plaza.

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What? My parents
stay at The Plaza.

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Okay, alright, then how
do your parents feel

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about the Adirondacks? Hmm?

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What do you do there?

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You rent a nice house.

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Look at this,
right on the lake.

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We'll be staying
in someone else's house?

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They won't be there, Ray.

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I don't want to sleep
where other people have slept.

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What do you think <i>hotels</i> are?

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You're yelling.
Why are you yelling?

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Because you don't
want to go anywhere!

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I do, believe me!

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It's just that nothing
you've mentioned sounds fun yet.

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Okay, then you pick.

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And whatever sounds
fun to you, we'll do.

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Really, you want me to pick?

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Yes, Ray, because it doesn't
matter where we go

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as long as we can be <i>together!</i>

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Alright.
Let's calm it down.

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Alright. It's just that, you
know, I really want to do this.

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- Me too.
- Okay.

46
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"A tour of Ben And Jerry's
ice cream factory."

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- Uh-hmm.
- Can that be a trip?

48
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Yes, it can,
yes, it can

49
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because the factory's
in Vermont.

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See, the wildflowers
are blooming.

51
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And we could stay at this cute
little bed and breakfast.

52
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Why don't we just stay
at Ben And Jerry's house?

53
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I'm calling Vermont.

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"Free samples."

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I'll bet there's a catch.

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Hey, that's cute.

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God.

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Amy, I'm going to Vermont tomorrow.

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I have nothing
to take on this trip.

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You have a husband.

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Lots of things
go with that.

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'Yeah, well, right now,
I'd trade him'

63
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'for a pair of pants that
makes my butt look smaller.'

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You know what makes
your butt look smaller?

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A husband.

66
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So, Robert hasn't started
dating anyone else yet?

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You mean,
since we talked about him

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in the shoe department?

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I know, I know. I just...

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- Here, try this on.
- Okay.

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- Ugh!
- Oh, come on.

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It'll look great
with that scarf you bought.

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And maybe some
of those new platform sneakers.

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I'm not fun anymore.

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What are you talking about?
You're fun.

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We're having fun.
We had wine at lunch.

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Okay.

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Another color, maybe?

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What? What is it?

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- I'm a boring housewife.
- What?

81
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I'm a big, old
boring housewife

82
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and that's why Ray isn't excited
about going to Vermont.

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I should just cancel
the whole trip.

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- Come on, you're not boring.
- Don't.

85
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You're going to have an amazing,
amazing time with your <i>husband.</i>

86
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Look, Donna Karan.

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What was I thinking?

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Ray's only going to Vermont
for the ice cream.

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That tour only lasts two hours,
and then it's just me.

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These prices are outrageous.

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Delivery!

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- Whoa, what's that?
- Your mother's moving in.

93
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- What?
- Hello, dear.

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Tag. You're it.

95
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Whoa, what's all this?

96
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Well, I'm babysitting for you

97
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while you're on
your getaway. Remember?

98
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Oh, okay, but we don't
leave until tomorrow.

99
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So leave until tomorrow.

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- Hey.
- Ooh.

101
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Here's the bag
that I borrowed.

102
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Yeah.
Well, what's this smell?

103
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What'd you keep in it?

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Some meat.

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So I see ma's laid in supplies.

106
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Well, you're welcome
to come over here

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for dinner tomorrow night.

108
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Oh, I see, so I'm a nice guy
to have over

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but you wouldn't
want me staying here.

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- What, Robert?
- Hmm? Nothing.

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Wasn't asked,
wasn't considered.

112
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What weren't you
considered for, dear?

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Let's see, today's category?

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Child care.

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Look, Robert,
I didn't think--

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Oh, you didn't think?

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No, why would you think
someone who's trained in CPR

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public safety, and
conflict resolution

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would be able to babysit?

120
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Robert, look, you want to
take care of the kids?

121
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Fine, mom doesn't
have to do it.

122
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Yes, she does have to do it.

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That's my getaway from her.

124
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Well, I could come
over here and help.

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That's not the same thing
as you staying here

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and me staying there.

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Listen, ma,
I don't need your help, okay?

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I can take care of the kids.

129
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Okay, dear. Okay.

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What?

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Alright.

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Good.

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What?

134
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<i>Goodbye.</i>

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I'll be going along, too.

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And I'll see you in three days, alright?

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

138
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- What?
- Nothing, dear. Bye-bye.

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Hey, look, Raymond,
I won't let you down, okay?

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Just relax and go
enjoy your trip.

141
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Yeah, yeah, I know.

142
00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:04,685
Hey, you ever been to one
of these bed and breakfasts?

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00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:08,602
- Yeah, with my ex-wife.
- How was it?

144
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Did you not catch
the end of that sentence?

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Yeah, great.

146
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What's with the face?

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No, no, yeah, it's just,
going away together.

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It's just so much time together.

149
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Well, what are you afraid of?

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You guys still...

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What?

152
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Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, we do.
But that's not the problem.

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It's the in-between.

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Ah, the remains
of the day.

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She keeps saying
how romantic it's gonna be.

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You know,
three days of romantic.

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00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,308
I don't see the need.

158
00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:08,705
Listen, let me give you
some advice, okay?

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00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:11,186
These trips are for the wife.
It's a weekend.

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00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:16,191
Raymond, Raymond,
Raymond, Raymond.

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00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:17,801
You know, sometimes
at the precinct

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we got to throw guys
into the lockup for a weekend.

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And you know which guys
have the worst time there?

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The small ones?

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No.

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The guys who are
watching the clock.

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But the guys
who arm wrestle

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play cards, whistle

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those are the ones
for whom time passes quickly.

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Yeah, but I have
to talk, okay?

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Those guys have the right
to remain silent.

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- Hi.
- Hey, honey. Hi.

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Oh, you got some stuff
for the trip, good.

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- Yeah.
- Good, it's gonna be fun.

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Yeah, I can't wait.

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- Yeah, just me and you.
- Yeah.

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00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,063
What'd you get?

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00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:04,674
Uh, I got a great outfit
for the hayride.

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00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,807
- Hayride. Hmm.
- Yeah.

180
00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:16,251
So, listen,
that weekend lockup

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00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,992
how far in advance
is that booked?

182
00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:27,828
You know, Ray,
I can carry one of those.

183
00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,569
No, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.

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00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,616
Wow.

185
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This looks nice.

186
00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:39,535
Yeah, yeah, it's nice.
I like, I like the, uh...

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I like the doorstop
in the shape of a bunny.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

189
00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:48,675
Hello?

190
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,721
"Please ring turtle."

191
00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:59,686
- Well, hi, there.
- Hi.

192
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,731
- You must be the Barones.
- Yeah.

193
00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,559
I'm Debra,
and this is Ray.

194
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,169
- Hey.
- Cecily Daily.

195
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,606
Sorry to keep you waiting.

196
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,695
I was packing some folks
a picnic lunch.

197
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,827
Oh, that's so romantic.

198
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,437
- 'Uh-huh.'
- Yeah, you like that?

199
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,222
Uh, we'll take one of those.

200
00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:20,228
Picnic orders have to be in
by 6:00 the night before.

201
00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:22,317
It's all right here
in the handout.

202
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:25,668
Oh. Oh, more bunnies.

203
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,974
Now if I could just remember

204
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,150
where I put the
reservation book.

205
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,108
"No TV in the room?"

206
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,247
Did you really want
a TV this weekend?

207
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,815
No, no, no, we'll,
we'll arm wrestle.

208
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,429
Here's your key.

209
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:53,565
And the common bathroom
is just across the hall.

210
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,568
No bathrooms
in the rooms, either?

211
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:57,787
- Can I ask you something?
- 'Hmm.'

212
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,180
What is in the room?

213
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,878
Is, uh... Are we in
the room right now?

214
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,097
Ray.

215
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,535
Bill, Pam.

216
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,189
We missed you two
at breakfast.

217
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:10,495
We had blueberry pancakes.

218
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,976
Sorry, we couldn't seem
to get out of bed.

219
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,242
- Ready to go, babe?
- Sure, babe.

220
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,809
Where are you off to?

221
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,550
Oh, we're gonna go
check out that antique fair

222
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,725
in Craftsbury Common.

223
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:23,857
Oh, I read about that.

224
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:24,988
That's supposed to be great.

225
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,076
See ya.

226
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,954
Did you want to go
to that Cranberry Craftyland?

227
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:39,873
Well, I-I scheduled the
Ben And Jerry's thing for today

228
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,613
'cause you seemed
so excited about it.

229
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,746
Well, yeah, yeah,
but we don't have to do that

230
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:44,965
if you don't want to.

231
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,401
No, I do!
No, Ray, you know

232
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,316
this is our weekend.

233
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,448
We're-we're gonna do things
that we both enjoy.

234
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:53,147
It's not like we have
nothing in common.

235
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,149
Yeah. Yeah, common bathroom.

236
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,809
Alright,
who took my yellow piece?

237
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,770
It's not funny.
I was winning.

238
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,253
Do you know what happened
to the last person

239
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,689
who took my yellow piece?

240
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:14,995
What?

241
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,431
They got a big tickle,
that's what.

242
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,783
I can't find the can opener.

243
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,917
- What?
- I'm not talking to you.

244
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,309
- Where's your mother?
- I don't know.

245
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,181
She's not here.

246
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,096
You want to play
Candyland, grandpa?

247
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,011
I want my clam chowder.

248
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,841
Look, I'm sure Ray has--

249
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,017
- Marie!
- Dad, she's not here.

250
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,409
- Marie!
- Dad--

251
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,194
Would you stop yelling?

252
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:46,722
The can opener is in the
top drawer by the refrigerator.

253
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,159
Thank you.
See you Monday.

254
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,381
Hello, dear.

255
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,599
What are you doing here?

256
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,601
Cleaning.

257
00:12:56,601 --> 00:13:00,170
Ma, listen, I'm in charge
while Raymond is away, alright?

258
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:03,870
Of course you are, dear.
You're doing a wonderful job.

259
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,262
The twins could use a nap.

260
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,090
I'm handling this.

261
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:11,007
I know, dear.
I can hear through the vent.

262
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,229
Uh, have you thought
about dinner?

263
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,971
- I'm ordering a pizza.
- No, pizza's not dinner.

264
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,276
I'll fix something.

265
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,239
Did you know she was here?

266
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,806
Grandma's always here.

267
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,908
- You got the key?
- No, you have it.

268
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:45,476
- 'Hey, you're the funny one.'
- Oh, no, it's that couple.

269
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,739
Come on, where's the key?
Where's the damn key?

270
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,134
- Hey.
- Hey, hey. Hi, hey.

271
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,876
- How was your day?
- Unbelievable.

272
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,138
Yeah, it was great.

273
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,140
Oh, gosh, we hiked
through wildflowers

274
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,882
and we picked apples, and then
we toured Ben And Jerry's

275
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,710
and, uh, uh,
the teddy bear factory.

276
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,885
Yeah.

277
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,541
Wow, you guys
did a lot of stuff.

278
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,760
We just went
to Craftsbury Common.

279
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,501
Bill bought me this quilt.

280
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,112
It's an anniversary gift

281
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,678
six months since
our first date.

282
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,203
- Oh, thank you, babe.
- You're welcome, babe.

283
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,249
He celebrates everything.

284
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,995
Oh, there it is.

285
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,605
Yeah, I thought
I lost the key

286
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,172
but there it was.
It's right in my back pocket.

287
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,131
That's so funny.

288
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:46,668
Wow.

289
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,584
Were we ever like that?

290
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,282
Who, babe and babe?

291
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,460
Yeah, they just seem so...

292
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,853
Annoying?

293
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,464
I was thinking happy.

294
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,076
Oh. Well, they're
not married yet.

295
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,385
So just think how happy
they're gonna get.

296
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,260
Okay, so,
are you gonna shower or...

297
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,479
- What for?
- For the hayride.

298
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,005
How bad do I smell...

299
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,833
...that I got to take a shower

300
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,749
before being dragged around
behind a horse?

301
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,015
Yeah, I guess you're right.
We don't need to shower.

302
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,668
Is there time for a nap?

303
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,018
Uh, I don't think so.

304
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,889
We got to be downstairs
by 6:30, so...

305
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,935
- What about dinner?
- Uh, it's kind of included.

306
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,894
It's sort of a cookout,
campfire thing.

307
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,504
What are they having?

308
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,724
I don't know
what they're having, okay?

309
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,508
I just thought
it would be fun.

310
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,946
You know what
might be more fun?

311
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,208
A nap.

312
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,255
Okay, fine, Ray.
You nap.

313
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,822
Nap all you want.
And you know what?

314
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,085
The next time,
you pick the friggin' hotel

315
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,521
and you plan
all the activities

316
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,610
and I'll be the one
that hates everything.

317
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,091
Well, wait, Debra. Come on!

318
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,658
I didn't say
I hated everything.

319
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,921
- You didn't have to say it.
- Oh...

320
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:09,533
What... What did I do?
What did I do?

321
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,100
I said,
"What are they having?"

322
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,145
What did I do?

323
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,888
Come on! You said there was
gonna be a cookout thing

324
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,542
and I said,
"What are they having?"

325
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:22,155
That's a perfectly
legitimate question!

326
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,679
There was no other
meaning there.

327
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,463
And the nap thing,
that was just

328
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,161
that's me trying
to be romantic.

329
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,163
That's all.
Come on, look, I'm sorry.

330
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,513
I don't know
what the hell I'm doing here.

331
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,691
- Is someone in there?
- Yeah.

332
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,651
What do you think?

333
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,828
Honey, come on, someone else
needs to use the bathroom.

334
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,395
Honey, come on.

335
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,397
Come on, we're not the only one
who has this bathroom.

336
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:48,964
Huh, huh, remember?

337
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,400
You're the one
who booked the place

338
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,749
with the
"share the bathroom" thing.

339
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,580
I just made it worse,
didn't I?

340
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,589
Honey, come on.

341
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,330
I'm sorry.

342
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,202
Please, come on,
let's be friends, huh?

343
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,031
This is our weekend getaway.

344
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,602
Come on, hon...
Honey, unlock thi, un...

345
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:19,777
Oh.

346
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:21,910
It's not locked.

347
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,782
We'll just be a minute. Yeah.

348
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,180
Hey.

349
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,013
There's no lock
on that thing.

350
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,971
You're supposed
to hang the sign.

351
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,455
"Patience is a virtue."

352
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,854
- What, Ray?
- No, nothing, nothing.

353
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:56,075
It's charming and true.

354
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,300
So, you want to just go home?

355
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,348
Only if you really want to.

356
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,614
Come on, I mean, it's...

357
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,007
It's not really
going that well

358
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,488
unless you think
that it is.

359
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:21,622
I was trying to make
this fun for <i>you.</i>

360
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,494
I mean, why do you...

361
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,496
That-that hike,
and the apple orchard

362
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,194
and the ice cream factory

363
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,935
why do you think I planned
all those stupid things?

364
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,157
Wait a minute, you thought
they were stupid?

365
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,854
Of course.

366
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,639
I just thought
that if I kept you busy

367
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,380
you wouldn't notice...

368
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,252
What? Notice what?

369
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,254
That I'm your boring wife.

370
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,128
My boring wife?

371
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:53,175
You thought you'd
be boring to me?

372
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,350
Ah...

373
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,656
What's so funny?

374
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:57,875
Nothing.

375
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,879
You were nervous
about being boring to me.

376
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,188
What are you doing?

377
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,713
It's just, it is funny.

378
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,586
You thinking you're boring.
What about me?

379
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:13,935
Come on, I ran out of
things to say

380
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,633
on the George Washington bridge.

381
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,809
Remember, I said, "I always
take the upper level

382
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,246
"'cause, if it collapses

383
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:24,119
you fall on the people
on the lower level."

384
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,861
Well, that doesn't
even make sense.

385
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,385
We're all gonna die.
We all go in the river.

386
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,172
That's stupid.

387
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,652
Yeah, and there was,
like, 100 miles

388
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,654
where all you said
was, "Oh, look

389
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:41,092
the odometer's
gonna hit 80,000."

390
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:43,704
My point exactly.

391
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,619
So, we do have
something in common.

392
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:47,882
We're boring.

393
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,277
"Hi, we're the borings.

394
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,105
We just hit 80,000."

395
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,331
So, what do you want to do?

396
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:05,204
You want to, you want to do
the hayride thing?

397
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,990
You know what?
That nap sounded pretty good.

398
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,731
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

399
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,385
I've been
wanting to take a nap...

400
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,431
...since Ally was born.

401
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,567
Hey.

402
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,744
Nothing boring to me
about a nap.

403
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,398
You know, and then

404
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,791
maybe a little later,
who knows, huh?

405
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,750
Okay, definitely.
But first a nap.

406
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:33,057
Oh, definitely,
definitely a nap.

407
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,885
'Excuse me, it's Cecily.'

408
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,496
'Everything alright in there?'

409
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,063
- Yeah, yeah, uh, we're done.
- Yeah.

410
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,155
Why did you do that?

411
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,809
Oh, I don't know,
I don't know, I panicked.

412
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:48,072
Come on,
now we got to wash our hands.

413
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:53,643
Hey, hey, bunny soap.

414
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,083
We celebrate everything.

415
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:14,447
What time is it?

416
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:20,453
Mm, 9 o'clock.

417
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,109
We missed dinner?

418
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,111
Mm, I guess.

419
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,639
You want to just
sleep through?

420
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:33,988
Yes.

421
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,646
This is a great vacation.