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Hey, is this a good movie?

2
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No.

3
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No, <i>senor,</i> no.

4
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This is a girlie flick.

5
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Too much talking,
not enough shooting.

6
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Are you hungry, <i>senor</i> Navel?

7
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<i>Si!</i>

8
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Alright, here you go, buddy.

9
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Mmm, good.

10
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Ray, I'm this close to
crackin' you across the chops.

11
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Hey.

12
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- Is this a bad time?
- No, no.

13
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- Oh, no. Come on.
- Look, Robert's here.

14
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- Let's shut the movie off.
- No, I don't want to interrupt.

15
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That's okay. Ray's just
talking to his belly button.

16
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<i>Senor</i> Navel?

17
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You know him?

18
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I named him.

19
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You're lookin'
pretty spiffy there.

20
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You got a hot date?

21
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Uh, nah. I was over
at the Holiday Inn.

22
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They have swing dancin'
on Thursdays.

23
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Oh, that sounds like fun.

24
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Oh, it could have been,
but before you dance

25
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you gotta get up the nerve
to approach a strange woman.

26
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Before you do that

27
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you got to stop throwing up
in the men's room.

28
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What are you so nervous about?
You've been dating.

29
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Yeah, but that's datin'.

30
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This is... dancin'.

31
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- So?
- Oh, yeah.

32
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I know what he means.
Dancing is different.

33
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- You're very vulnerable.
- 'Yeah.'

34
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It's a big risk
asking someone

35
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if you can hold onto them
for ten minutes.

36
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All I want is five, and I get,
"Get off me, I'm sleepin'."

37
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Idiot.

38
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He's right!

39
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Oh, no. Shh.

40
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Robert, I totally understand.
I totally understand.

41
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It's hard for a woman too

42
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you know,
waiting to be asked.

43
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And then finally some guy
starts approaching you

44
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and then he asks the tall blonde
standing next to you.

45
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Yeah, tall blondes.

46
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Thank God I gave those up.

47
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Yeah, big shot.

48
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And anyway,
when's the last time

49
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you took me someplace

50
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where we weren't supposed
to color the menus, huh?

51
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I would love to go dancing.

52
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Hey. Here's an idea.

53
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Why don't you two
go out and...

54
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...you know, cut the rug?

55
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Shake the...
Shake the leg out of it.

56
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Shiver your timbers.

57
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What?

58
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You two. Go. Dancing.

59
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Out. Tonight!

60
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But what about the kids?

61
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What? What?
Forget about the kids.

62
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They're sleeping.
Besides, I'm here.

63
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

64
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Come on, look,
you work hard.

65
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You deserve to go out
and have some fun, right?

66
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I deserve to sit
and watch a movie

67
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that isn't about someone

68
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having trouble saying
"I love you,"

69
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unless it's because
they've been shot in the face.

70
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Well, uh,
what do you think, Deb?

71
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You want to go dancin'?

72
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I would love to go dancing!

73
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- I'm gonna get dressed.
- Alright.

74
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Oh, I could use a mint.

75
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Ho, ho, ho.

76
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It is a great victory.

77
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You have liberated the VCR.

78
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Oh, my goodness.

79
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Ray, hurry up.
Get in here.

80
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The giant bug is jamming

81
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the stinger thing
in the fat guy.

82
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Oh, man.
He's going to explode.

83
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, gosh.

84
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Rewind that.

85
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Raymond, I need
to borrow vanilla.

86
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- Hey, Mrs. B.
- Ah.

87
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Hello, Gianni dear.

88
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Are you making
your world famous cannolis?

89
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Well, yes, I am.

90
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Oh. When are you gonna
dump that old man

91
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and come back for me?

92
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Just say the word, Gianni.

93
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Yeah, please,
one horror movie at a time, huh?

94
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Where's Debra?

95
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She's dancin'
at the Holiday Inn.

96
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Dancing?

97
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Yeah, she's picking up
a little pocket money.

98
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She's swing dancing
with Robert.

99
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Oh, that's nice.

100
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Robert's a wonderful dancer.

101
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Yeah. Yeah, it works out
for everybody.

102
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She gets to dance.

103
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I get to eat salami
in the living room.

104
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Amen.

105
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What are they doing?

106
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This isn't really
your type of movie, ma.

107
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Actually,
I never see these.

108
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I enjoy the action pictures.

109
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What? Come on, ma.
Since when?

110
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You got that one step, though.

111
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Like a... sort of like
a Charleston thing.

112
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- Sure.
- Hey, hey! Marie's here.

113
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- 'Hey, Gianni, how you doin'?'
- Hi.

114
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I tell ya, your brother
really knows how to swing.

115
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Oh, you were shakin'
and bakin'

116
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pretty good there yourself,
doll face.

117
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I mean, it was just so--

118
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- It was, like, so... Whoo!
- Whoo!

119
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'No, no!'

120
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Bullets won't stop him.

121
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Flame his head!

122
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Marie?

123
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Oh. Oh, Debra,
I need to borrow some vanilla.

124
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Yeah, I think I have some
in the spice drawer.

125
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'Oh, honey, would you
get it for me, dear?'

126
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They're about
to waste these mutants.

127
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Yeah, sure.
Robert, do you want a drink?

128
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- You lead, I'll follow.
- Okay.

129
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Hey, Ray,
you got any beer?

130
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Yeah, yeah,
I'll get you some.

131
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Get me one too, dear.

132
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You're gonna get drunk

133
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and show us your tattoos,
aren't ya?

134
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Should we show him?

135
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Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Ray, look what we can do.

136
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Ready?
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

137
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Oh, yeah.

138
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Good. That's good.

139
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You like how
we turned around there?

140
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I got to tell ya, Ray,

141
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your wife here
really wore me out.

142
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Oh, look who's talking.
I could barely keep up with you.

143
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- Oh, come on.
- Whoo!

144
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Here, Marie.
You can keep it.

145
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But the bottle's
still full.

146
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Yeah, I think it's the one
you gave me when we moved in.

147
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Now I understand
your Bundt cake.

148
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Hey, here's a beer.

149
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- Here, here you go, ma.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

150
00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:11,213
Well,
I got to hit the rack.

151
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Goodnight, everybody.

152
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Debra, thanks.
I had a great time.

153
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And I got to tell ya

154
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I wasn't the slightest bit nauseous.

155
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You were great, Rob.
I'll see you Saturday, right?

156
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- It's a date.
- Okay.

157
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- Bye, now.
- Bye.

158
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What's Saturday?

159
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Yeah, listen,
there is this great band

160
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that's playing in the city,
so Robert and I thought

161
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it would be kind of fun
just to go check it out.

162
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Oh. Good.

163
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- You don't mind, right?
- No.

164
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- Okay.
- Yeah, what, are you kiddin'?

165
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Mom and I can go
to a cockfight.

166
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So, uh,
you and Robert, hey?

167
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Yeah. Boy, I never knew
your brother was so much fun.

168
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Fun, yeah.

169
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Ask him to give you
a pink belly

170
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or a purple nurple sometime.

171
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- A what?
- A purple nurple.

172
00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:03,134
Get out of here.

173
00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:05,180
Yeah, see?
Not so much fun.

174
00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,139
I had so many of those

175
00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,967
I had to have my right one
sewn back on.

176
00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:12,056
Ew.

177
00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,624
- Well, we had a great time.
- Of course you did.

178
00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:17,366
I'm sure you complained
about me all night, right?

179
00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,324
"Oh, Ray never
takes me dancing.

180
00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,413
"Ray doesn't hang up
his clothes.

181
00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,546
Ray can't say
the word 'cinnamum.'"

182
00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,202
No, we didn't
talk about you.

183
00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:30,945
Yeah? Well, good.

184
00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:33,774
So my name
didn't come up at all?

185
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No, I told you.
We had a good time.

186
00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:40,781
Boy, I tell ya

187
00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:42,391
it was so great
to get out there and move.

188
00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:44,654
You know, that dancin',
it really got me goin'.

189
00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,351
Boy, I feel, like,
ten years younger.

190
00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,748
Yeah?
Well, I got a couple moves

191
00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,097
make you feel born again.

192
00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,452
Hey, Robert!

193
00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:03,978
Yeah. No, nothin'.
We're just in bed.

194
00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,154
Yeah.

195
00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,550
What are you wearing?

196
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,682
Yeah?

197
00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:14,945
A zoot suit?

198
00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:16,468
Oh, my God.

199
00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,035
Then I'm gonna have
to get something too...

200
00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,428
Something flouncy.

201
00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,084
Well, then don't throw me
over your head.

202
00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:27,088
Yeah.

203
00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,480
You are so funny.

204
00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,396
Okay. Alright.

205
00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:32,746
Well, I'll see you Saturday.

206
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:33,877
Okay. Bye-bye.

207
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,706
Oh.

208
00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,273
Whoo! I'm exhausted.

209
00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,535
Goodnight, Ray.

210
00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,887
I am gonna be sore tomorrow.

211
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,941
So then tomorrow's out too.

212
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,755
- Hey, Ray.
- Hey, sorry.

213
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,540
Yeah, CPR doll.

214
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:29,716
Just practicing.

215
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,544
Is that a man?

216
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,681
They are gender indeterminate.

217
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,730
So what are you doing?
Are you...

218
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,383
practicin' some of those
fancy moves

219
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,428
you're gonna do with Debra?

220
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,735
Yeah, more or less.

221
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:51,172
But it's different
with her because she's...

222
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,348
Got legs?

223
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,002
Well, yeah,
but, you know, she's so good,

224
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,134
it's like
she doesn't have legs.

225
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,962
- Oh, yeah?
- Mmm.

226
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,616
I'm tellin' ya,
she's good.

227
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,226
- Uh-huh.
- I mean it, man.

228
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:03,793
You could not believe
how good she is.

229
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,229
She is fantastic.

230
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,578
You know, it's like she--

231
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:09,581
Okay, I get it.
I get it. I get it.

232
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,409
What's the matter?

233
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:13,716
Oh, nothing.
I was just...

234
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:17,372
I mean, do you really want
to be dancin' with Debra?

235
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:20,070
Yeah... I mean,
what are you sayin'?

236
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,029
Nothing. It's just...

237
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:24,858
I don't think you should be
dancin' with Debra, 'cause...

238
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,948
you know, she's...
Holding you back, man!

239
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,342
Holding me back?

240
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,605
Yeah, from meeting
the other women.

241
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:34,911
No, she's not.

242
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,565
Of course she is.

243
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:40,047
She does it
all the time to me.

244
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,266
- I like that one.
- Yeah.

245
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,529
That's good.
That's funny.

246
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:47,315
So dump her, that's all.

247
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,273
Just dump her
for your own good.

248
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,058
Dump Debra?

249
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,450
- Yeah.
- No.

250
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:55,062
Come on, Ray.
I can't do that to her.

251
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,151
She's really looking forward
to Saturday night.

252
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,284
Is she?

253
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,678
Sure she is.

254
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,854
Isn't she?

255
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,769
If you say so.

256
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,292
No, listen.
Come on, it's obvious

257
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,903
she was having a-a fun time.

258
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,208
You know,
all the spinning

259
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,036
and the twirling
and the whoo-whoo!

260
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,299
You know, seems like
she had fun to me.

261
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:18,302
Yeah, yeah,
she sure can put on a show.

262
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,614
W-w-what are you sayin'?

263
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:28,660
She... is she faking?

264
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,184
You know what? Forget it.
Forget about it.

265
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,315
Forget the whole thing.

266
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,534
Look, the important thing is

267
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:35,537
that you're having
a good time, right?

268
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:36,668
I guess so.

269
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,280
Anyway, alright.
I'll see ya.

270
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,716
Wait. What, are you leaving?

271
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,196
Yeah, I just came by
to say, "Hey."

272
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:48,942
So, uh, you know, hey.

273
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,117
Hey.

274
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,559
Okay, what do ya think? Huh?

275
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,779
- Kind of skimpy.
- Oh, "Skimpy."

276
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:04,392
What, are you... going
to a stripper's funeral?

277
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,524
I think this is great. Huh?

278
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,962
I mean, I get to go
jumpin' jivin'

279
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,311
and you get to...

280
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,444
What are you doing?

281
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,142
I don't know.

282
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:18,536
Probably end up watching
"The Brave Little Toaster."

283
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,103
Unless my mother comes over.

284
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:24,194
In which case we'll watch
"When Animals Attack."

285
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,327
What earrings do you think...

286
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,458
These or these?

287
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,503
Well, what's the difference?

288
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:29,896
When that dress flies up,

289
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,898
nobody's gonna be lookin'
at your ears.

290
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,682
Don't be such a square.

291
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,990
"Square."

292
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,819
gettin' a little sick
of the swing talk, you know?

293
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,387
Jumpin' jivin',
cat's pajamas.

294
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,041
Yeah?

295
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,304
Yeah. Yeah, she's here.

296
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:50,133
- It's your date.
- Hey.

297
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,700
Hey, Robert!

298
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,528
Yeah?

299
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,748
Oh, that's terrible.

300
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,316
Yeah. No, no. Sure.

301
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,928
Yeah, yeah. I understand.

302
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,191
Okay. Yeah, well, good luck.

303
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:07,194
Okay, bye.

304
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:10,980
- What?
- Damn! He canceled.

305
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:14,114
Really?

306
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:16,072
Well, why did he wait

307
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:19,946
until the last minute
like that?

308
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,948
Some emergency...

309
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,166
You know, a rescue thing.

310
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,126
Some kid got stuck
in a well.

311
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,650
- Stuck in a well?
- 'Yeah.'

312
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,913
Who gets stuck
in wells anymore?

313
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,698
I mean, are there wells
in Queens?

314
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,004
Yeah, see, that's the thing.

315
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,223
People don't think
they're there

316
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:39,400
and then they fall in 'em.

317
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,967
Well...

318
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,490
I mean, he said
the kid's gonna be okay

319
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,145
but they need a tall guy.

320
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:48,104
'Yeah.'

321
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,324
Well, you know,
going out with a cop,

322
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:53,370
I mean, that's the life.

323
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,633
He's already got
a dance partner...

324
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,852
...danger.

325
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,334
What kind of parents are those?

326
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,683
You know, they've probably got

327
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,511
a safety latch
on their sock drawer

328
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,252
but that big hole
in their backyard...

329
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:08,472
"Oh, gee, we had no idea."

330
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,953
I mean, come on.
Here's an idea for ya.

331
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,434
Childproof your damn well,
you stupid morons!

332
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,829
Look, you know

333
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,093
I know it's not
what you had in mind, but...

334
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:24,271
as it turns out,
I'm here.

335
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,186
I mean, it is...
It is Saturday night.

336
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,839
We could do
something fun, huh?

337
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,493
Hey, you want
to go dancing?

338
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,408
- Dancing? No, no, no, no.
- Yeah.

339
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:32,975
No, no, I was thinking,
like, Nintendo.

340
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,498
Come on, come on,
we're gonna go dancing.

341
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,587
No, no, wait. Come on.

342
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,634
How about I'll give you
a back rub and then some sex?

343
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:40,765
That could be fun.

344
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,028
No, no, no.
We're going dancing.

345
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,333
Alright.
Back rub, no sex.

346
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,814
No, no. I'm dressed.
You're free.

347
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,163
We're going. Okay?

348
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,991
No, the kids.
I'll call your mother.

349
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,950
Oh, come on,
you hate her!

350
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,561
No. Come on. You know
me and dancing. I'm no good.

351
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,564
I know you're no Robert,
but I'll take what I can get.

352
00:15:56,564 --> 00:16:01,612
Alright, back rub,
no sex, and I'll vacuum!

353
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,492
Hoo, hoo!

354
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:12,972
Whoop!

355
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,843
Isn't this great, Ray?

356
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,932
It's like steppin' back
into the 1940s.

357
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:21,937
Yeah.
Can't wait to meet Hitler.

358
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,634
Come on, let's dance.
We'll do the jitterbug.

359
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,593
No, how about
we do the maypole?

360
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,290
Okay, I stand here,
you dance around me.

361
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,813
No, come on.

362
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,554
I'll lead,
and you follow, okay?

363
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:33,818
Ray, come on, you promised
you'd try to dance.

364
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:36,169
That was at our wedding.

365
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,171
- Hey, you look thirsty.
- I'm not thirsty.

366
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,260
Yeah, just stay here.
I'll get you a drink.

367
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,318
Would you...

368
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,411
...like to dance?

369
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,283
Sure.

370
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,893
- Ah.
- Robert?

371
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:07,069
- Raymond?
- What are you doin' here?

372
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,766
Well, you told me
Debra was holding me back

373
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,203
so I'm flyin' solo.

374
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,639
Debra's not here, is she?

375
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:14,033
Yeah, she is, and you lied
to her about the well

376
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,295
so you'd better
get out of here

377
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:18,472
unless you're dancin'
with a soggy kid.

378
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,169
I can't let her see me.

379
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,345
Yeah, well, you're gonna be
hard to miss in that pimp suit.

380
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,781
Come on, get out of here.

381
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,435
Why don't you two
swing it outside?

382
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,655
Go outside!

383
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,484
- Robert?
- Hey, Debra.

384
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,051
Got to dance.

385
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,049
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
wait a minute.

386
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,356
Wait a minute.
Where are you goin'?

387
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,793
Pick up my trophy.

388
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,098
When you came over
this morning

389
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,230
it just wasn't to say,
"Hey," was it?

390
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,666
How come you told Robert

391
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,407
I was dancin' with him
out of pity, huh?

392
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,279
- I never said, "Out of pity."
- You said to dump her.

393
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,151
Look, it's just, you two,
it was just...

394
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,196
What? Just what?

395
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,545
- I was...
- What?

396
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,111
- You know.
- What?

397
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,200
Jealous!

398
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,594
- Jealous?
- Of us?

399
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,509
A little bit!

400
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,644
Because we're dancing together?

401
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,515
Not just dancing.

402
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,082
You're sweating,
and you're panting,

403
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,084
and you're straddling,

404
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:18,304
and you're whoo-whooing.

405
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:21,132
- She's your wife.
- He's your brother.

406
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,613
You are a sick man!

407
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,224
No, look, look...
look, look, I didn't...

408
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,704
I didn't actually think
anything was going on there.

409
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,532
I was just...

410
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,926
It's the music.
It's the damn devil music!

411
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,754
I tell ya, it made me crazy.

412
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,190
Look, it's stupid.

413
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,757
I know. I know.
I'm sorry. Forget it.

414
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,193
Forget the whole thing
happened. Go.

415
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,326
You kids go.
You dance. I'll watch.

416
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,805
I like to watch.

417
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,156
I don't want to dance anymore.

418
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,810
God, you killed it.

419
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,029
Nice.

420
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,511
I'm going home.

421
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:53,339
- Can I have a ride?
- Yeah.

422
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,732
But it's okay, Ray.
She'll sit in the back.

423
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,435
You know,
I was watching you dance.

424
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,175
You might have
a middle-ear problem.

425
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,888
Look, just try
to put yourself in my place.

426
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:22,977
It's just because you were
having so much fun, and I--

427
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,892
Ray, look, I told you.
Let's just drop it.

428
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:27,416
I don't want to discuss this
with you anymore.

429
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:32,856
How about me, <i>senorita?</i>

430
00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:35,772
Will you talk to me?

431
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:38,340
No, I don't want
to talk <i>senor</i> Navel either.

432
00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:42,083
Oh, that wasn't
<i>senor</i> Navel.

433
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,480
Well, for the next few days

434
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,265
you're gonna be talkin'
to that guy by yourself.