1 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:06,900 - HEY. 2 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:08,067 - HEY. 3 00:00:08,067 --> 00:00:09,433 - YOU KNOW, I ALMOST DIED TODAY. 4 00:00:09,433 --> 00:00:10,833 - REALLY? 5 00:00:10,833 --> 00:00:15,100 - THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY WHEN I TELL YOU I ALMOST DIED? 6 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:16,967 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? 7 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:18,100 - "OH, MY GOD, RAY. 8 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:19,167 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" 9 00:00:19,167 --> 00:00:21,433 - WHAT HAPPENED? 10 00:00:21,433 --> 00:00:23,733 - I'M IN THE PRESS BOX, RIGHT? 11 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:24,833 I'M WATCHING THE GAME, 12 00:00:24,833 --> 00:00:26,033 - YEAH. 13 00:00:26,033 --> 00:00:27,267 - AND I'M EATING A SOFT PRETZEL, 14 00:00:27,267 --> 00:00:28,700 BUT THESE PRETZELS THEY HAVE, 15 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:30,333 THEY'RE NOT MOIST, YOU KNOW. 16 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:31,867 THEY'RE BIGGER THAN THE OTHER ONES, 17 00:00:31,867 --> 00:00:33,233 BUT THEY'RE VERY DRY. 18 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,433 ANYWAY, THE SALT DOESN'T STICK TO THEM. 19 00:00:35,433 --> 00:00:37,133 IT JUST FALLS EVERYWHERE. 20 00:00:37,133 --> 00:00:38,133 - OH, MY GOD. 21 00:00:38,133 --> 00:00:40,433 ARE YOU OKAY? 22 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:44,300 - YOU GONNA MOCK? 23 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:46,000 YOU JUST GONNA MOCK? 24 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,467 - ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 25 00:00:47,467 --> 00:00:49,800 OKAY, SO THE SALT DIDN'T STAY ON YOUR PRETZEL. 26 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,000 - YES. 27 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,733 ALL RIGHT, SO I'M-- 28 00:00:55,733 --> 00:00:58,567 I'M BENDING DOWN TO WIPE THE SALT OFF MY SHIRT, 29 00:00:58,567 --> 00:00:59,700 AND BAM! 30 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:01,400 A FOUL BALL COMES FLYING INTO THE BOOTH. 31 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,267 IT CAME THIS CLOSE TO HITTING ME. 32 00:01:03,267 --> 00:01:04,767 - YEAH? - YEAH. 33 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:06,967 I FELT ITS WIND. 34 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:08,400 AND THEN I TURNED, AND ANDY, 35 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,133 WHO JUST GOT A TURKEY AND CHEESE SANDWICH, 36 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:12,867 THE BALL KNOCKS IT OFF HIS TRAY. 37 00:01:12,867 --> 00:01:16,400 THE SODA, PICKLES, CHIPS, CHOCOLATE CAKE, EVERYTHING. 38 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,900 - YOU GET CHOCOLATE CAKE IN THE PRESS BOX? 39 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:22,333 - IT WAS FRIDAY. 40 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:23,700 WE GET A DIFFERENT CAKE EVERY FRIDAY. 41 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,100 BUT YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. 42 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,600 I'M GETTING THE POINT. 43 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,833 A BALL BOUNCED INTO YOUR WORLD AND DISTURBED PARADISE. 44 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:31,533 - YEAH, BUT THE BALL DOESN'T JUST BOUNCE IN THERE, OKAY? 45 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:32,867 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 46 00:01:32,867 --> 00:01:34,033 WHEN A FOUL BALL COMES AT YOU. 47 00:01:34,033 --> 00:01:37,333 - DON'T CHILDREN CATCH THEM? 48 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:39,700 - YEAH, THEY CATCH THE ONES THAT COME-- 49 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,733 "OH, LOOK, BALLIE, OOH." 50 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:45,100 BUT THIS ONE CAME IN, "RAY BARONE." 51 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,300 - BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE, 52 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:49,533 IT SAID, "CHOCOLATE CAKE." 53 00:01:49,533 --> 00:01:52,233 - YEAH, YEAH. 54 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:54,667 ALL RIGHT, MAKE FUN, OKAY? 55 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:57,367 WHEN THE BALL DOES TAKE MY HEAD OFF, 56 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:01,167 MAYBE YOU WON'T BE SO MOCKULATORY. 57 00:02:08,933 --> 00:02:10,333 HEY. - HEY. 58 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:12,233 LISTEN, HONEY, CAN YOU BE HOME BY 6:00 TONIGHT? 59 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,567 I MADE AN APPOINTMENT WITH AN ATTORNEY. 60 00:02:18,067 --> 00:02:19,067 - WELL, NINE YEARS. 61 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:22,500 I HAD SEVEN IN THE POOL. 62 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:31,333 - HE'S MEETING WITH US ABOUT OUR WILLS. 63 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:32,133 - WILLS? 64 00:02:32,133 --> 00:02:33,133 NO, NO, NO. 65 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:34,200 I DO NOT WANT A WILL. 66 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,700 IT'S BAD LUCK. 67 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:37,567 LOOK, YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING THIS OFF FOR YEARS. 68 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:39,533 OKAY, AND I WOULD THINK YOU'D WANNA BE PREPARED, 69 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:44,767 ESPECIALLY AFTER YOUR NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE. 70 00:02:44,767 --> 00:02:45,767 - NEAR DEATH. 71 00:02:45,767 --> 00:02:49,500 I WAS GOING FOR PITY SEX. 72 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,233 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. 73 00:02:51,233 --> 00:02:54,067 I MEAN, YOU WERE FINE WHEN WE DID THE LIFE INSURANCE. 74 00:02:54,067 --> 00:02:58,100 - INSURANCE IS TOO DULL TO BE SCARY. 75 00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:00,133 BY THE WAY, HOW MUCH DO YOU GET IF I DIE? 76 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:01,667 - $800,000. 77 00:03:02,967 --> 00:03:05,733 - THAT WAS A LITTLE FAST. 78 00:03:05,733 --> 00:03:07,267 YEAH. 79 00:03:07,267 --> 00:03:09,567 YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, YOU GOT TO LOOK THAT UP. 80 00:03:09,567 --> 00:03:10,567 BUT THAT NUMBER? 81 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:12,800 OH, YEAH. 82 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,367 RIGHT THERE, RIGHT ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE. 83 00:03:15,367 --> 00:03:19,733 - MA WANTED ME TO TELL YOU SHE'S MAKING FRITTATAS. 84 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,567 - HEY, ROBERT, YOU HAVE A WILL, RIGHT? 85 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:22,567 - WHY? 86 00:03:22,567 --> 00:03:24,333 WHAT DID YOU HEAR? 87 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:27,100 IS THAT WHY MA'S MAKING FRITTATAS? 88 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,533 - RAY AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT WILLS, 89 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:30,067 AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE ONE. 90 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:31,567 - OH, WHY NOT? 91 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:33,933 - BECAUSE HE THINKS IT'S GONNA TEMPT FATE. 92 00:03:33,933 --> 00:03:35,633 - NO, NO, NO, SILLY. 93 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:37,900 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WILL, YOU'RE TEMPTING FATE. 94 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:38,967 "I DON'T NEED A WILL. 95 00:03:38,967 --> 00:03:40,100 I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER." 96 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:44,033 MANHOLE. 97 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:53,133 - I DON'T KNOW. 98 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,067 - RAYMOND, LISTEN TO ME. 99 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:56,500 YOU NEED TO HAVE A WILL 100 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,400 AND EAT A FIBROUS BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING 101 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,267 AND NOTHING CAN TOUGH YOU. 102 00:04:01,267 --> 00:04:03,167 - MABYE YOU'RE RIGHT. 103 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:05,600 - OH, THAT'S WHAT CONVINCES YOU? 104 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,000 I'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS FOR SIX YEARS. 105 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,700 - YOU DIDN'T FALL IN A MANHOLE. 106 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:13,467 HE KNOWS HOW TO GET THROUGH TO ME. 107 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:17,367 - SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM TO FLOSS. 108 00:04:17,367 --> 00:04:20,400 - WHATEVER YOU NEED. 109 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,267 - THAT'S IT, ALL RIGHT. WE'RE DOING A WILL. 110 00:04:22,267 --> 00:04:24,000 I'M LOADING UP ON FIBER. 111 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,867 AND YOU'RE OUT 800 LARGE. 112 00:04:25,867 --> 00:04:28,233 - YEAH. 113 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:33,700 - ALL RIGHT, THIS ALL LOOKS GOOD. 114 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:35,633 - WE SHOULD PUT SOMETHING IN THERE THAT IF I DIE 115 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:38,767 YOU CAN'T MARRY ANOTHER MAN NAMED RAY. 116 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:44,000 - EXCUSE ME? 117 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,933 - WELL, BECAUSE EVENTUALLY EVERYONE WOULD CALL HIM RAY 118 00:04:46,933 --> 00:04:49,433 AND ME "DEAD RAY". 119 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:54,000 - I DON'T THINK I CAN-- 120 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,667 - JUST IGNORE HIM. 121 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:58,267 - ALL RIGHTY. 122 00:04:58,267 --> 00:05:00,267 NOW, ALL THAT REMAINS IS THE ISSUE 123 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:02,933 OF WHO SHOULD BE GRANTED GUARDIANSHIP OF THE CHILDREN. 124 00:05:02,933 --> 00:05:04,900 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 125 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,233 - GUARDIANSHIP IN THE EVENT 126 00:05:06,233 --> 00:05:08,767 THAT BOTH OF YOU DIE AT THE SAME TIME. 127 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,500 - WOW, PARTY POOPER. 128 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:17,367 WELL, I GUESS THAT WOULD BE MY PARENTS FRANK AND MARIE-- 129 00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:19,467 - UH, RAY, I DON'T KNOW 130 00:05:19,467 --> 00:05:22,567 IF THEY'RE REALLY THE BEST CHOICE. 131 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:24,933 - WELL, I MEAN, THEY'RE OVER HERE 132 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,200 ALL THE TIME ANYWAY, RIGHT? 133 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,200 THEY KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS. 134 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,733 - JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE CONVENIENT 135 00:05:29,733 --> 00:05:31,933 DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE THE RIGHT CHOICE. 136 00:05:31,933 --> 00:05:33,733 - YOU WANT YOUR PARENTS? 137 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:36,567 THAT'S NOT EXACTLY A KID-FRIENDLY HOUSE. 138 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:39,333 ALL THE POINTY METAL SCULPTURES. 139 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:40,767 AND YOUR FATHER, YOU KNOW... 140 00:05:40,767 --> 00:05:41,767 [whistles] 141 00:05:41,767 --> 00:05:44,033 - RAY. 142 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:49,667 WE'LL HAVE TO DISCUSS THIS. 143 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:50,667 - DISCUSS. 144 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:52,400 HERE WE GO. 145 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:57,200 HEY, MAYBE YOU BETTER TAKE US OFF THE METER. 146 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,700 TAKE YOUR TIME. 147 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:01,000 - LOOK, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A RELATIVE. 148 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,500 - NO? 149 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,267 - NO, I MEAN, THE CHARACTER OF THE COUPLE 150 00:06:04,267 --> 00:06:05,300 IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 151 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:06,700 YOU KNOW, WHAT ARE THEIR VALUES? 152 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,800 ARE THEY LOVING? 153 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:08,800 ARE THEY PATIENT? 154 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,567 ARE THEY HONEST? 155 00:06:10,567 --> 00:06:12,233 - IF WE FIND PEOPLE LIKE THAT, 156 00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:15,367 WE SHOULD GIVE THEM THE CHILDREN RIGHT NOW. 157 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:21,133 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 158 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:24,167 WE DON'T HAVE TO COMPLETE THIS NOW. 159 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:25,967 ONCE YOU TWO GET THIS IRONED OUT, 160 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:27,700 YOU CAN JUST CALL ME WITH THE NAME. 161 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,433 - OKAY, WE'LL PROBABLY CALL YOU TOMORROW. 162 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:30,667 - UNLESS WE DIE BEFORE THEN, 163 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:33,867 IN WHICH CASE, YOU GET 'EM. 164 00:06:33,867 --> 00:06:36,000 HOPE YOU GOT A SOFA BED. 165 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:40,833 I THINK HE LIKES ME. 166 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,467 - YEAH. 167 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:46,500 WE GOT TO THINK ABOUT THIS, THOUGH. 168 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,700 WE GOT TO THINK ABOUT THIS. 169 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:48,700 WHO ARE WE GONNA GET? 170 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,333 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 171 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:51,733 - I HATE EVERYONE. 172 00:06:51,733 --> 00:06:52,733 - YEAH, SEE, ME TOO. 173 00:06:52,733 --> 00:06:53,933 - OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 174 00:06:53,933 --> 00:06:55,133 WHAT ABOUT BERNIE AND LINDA? 175 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:56,967 - THEY JUST HAD A BABY. - YEAH, EXACTLY. 176 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:58,400 - SO WHY WOULD THEY WANT MORE? 177 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:02,233 LOOK, THEY'LL BE EXPERIENCED PARENTS, 178 00:07:02,233 --> 00:07:03,867 AND WE LOVE THEM. 179 00:07:03,867 --> 00:07:05,600 - YEAH, I GUESS THEY'RE GOOD. 180 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:09,133 AND BERNIE ALWAYS HAS CANDY IN HIS POCKET. 181 00:07:09,133 --> 00:07:11,267 - THEY SHOULD DEFINITELY BE THE ONES. 182 00:07:11,267 --> 00:07:13,633 - ALL RIGHT, OKAY, SO WE'RE SETTLED? 183 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:14,867 - YEAH. 184 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:15,867 SO IT'S BERNIE AND LINDA. 185 00:07:15,867 --> 00:07:17,100 WE HAVE A WILL, 186 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,667 AND YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. 187 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:20,100 HEY. 188 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:23,433 GUESS WE DIDN'T DISPLEASE ANY OF YOUR VENGEFUL GODS. 189 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,333 - HI, DEARS. 190 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:30,333 I SAW YOU HAD SOME STORE-BOUGHT PUDDING, 191 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:34,967 AND I THOUGHT THE CHILDREN MIGHT WANT TO TRY SOMETHING HOMEMADE. 192 00:07:34,967 --> 00:07:36,000 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 193 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,500 - OKAY. 194 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:42,400 "ATTORNEY AT LAW"? 195 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,833 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 196 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,567 - NOTHING. 197 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,100 - ARE THERE MARITAL PROBLEMS? 198 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:51,167 - NO. 199 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:53,400 WE WERE JUST MAKING OUT OUR WILLS, MARIE. 200 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:56,167 - OH, GOOD FOR YOU, HONEY. 201 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,733 SEE, THAT SHOWS A LOT OF FORESIGHT, RAYMOND. 202 00:07:58,733 --> 00:08:00,267 - YUP. 203 00:08:00,267 --> 00:08:01,700 ISN'T IT GOOD TO GET IT ALL OUT OF THE WAY 204 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,633 AND KNOW THAT EVERYTHING NOW IS UNDER CONTROL, 205 00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:06,467 AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE CHILDREN? 206 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:13,033 - YUP. 207 00:08:14,367 --> 00:08:15,367 - MARIE? 208 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:18,133 - YEAH. 209 00:08:18,133 --> 00:08:20,167 - WE DECIDED THAT BERNIE AND LINDA 210 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,300 ARE GONNA BE THEIR GUARDIANS. 211 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:33,700 - THANKS FOR THE PUDDING. 212 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,333 - YOU'RE LEAVING THE CHILDREN TO STRANGERS? 213 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:45,800 - MA, BERNIE AND LINDA AREN'T STRANGERS. 214 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:50,067 - PLEASE, YOU DON'T OWE ME ANY EXPLANATION. 215 00:08:50,067 --> 00:08:52,600 THEY'RE YOUR CHILDREN. 216 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,400 IT'S YOUR LIFE, ISN'T IT? 217 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,367 - THAT'S BEEN THE DREAM. 218 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,733 - I DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU. 219 00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:08,600 I JUST CAME OVER TO TRY TO, YOU KNOW, HELP. 220 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,267 - MA, IF BERNIE AND LINDA DROP DEAD, 221 00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:14,600 YOU'RE ON DECK. 222 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,033 - WELL, THANK YOU. 223 00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:19,033 OH, AND THAT'S FOR THE CHILDREN. 224 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:22,633 TELL 'EM IT'S FROM A FRIEND. 225 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,667 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, 226 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,567 THIS COULD BE A GOOD LESSON FOR ME: 227 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:31,000 TO LEARN TO BE CONTENT WITH WHAT IS 228 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,500 AND NOT TO HOPE FOR WHAT COULD BE. 229 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,433 - SO WHAT COULD BE IS US DYING, 230 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:37,933 AND YOU RAISING OUR CHILDREN. 231 00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:41,233 - WELL, NOT ANYMORE. 232 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,167 - I SAW PUDDING SKIN IN THE SINK. 233 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,800 - OH, FRANK. 234 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,267 HAVE YOU HEARD, FRANK? 235 00:09:48,267 --> 00:09:51,000 APPARENTLY, YOU AND I ARE NOT FIT PARENTS. 236 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,233 - I STILL WANT PUDDING. 237 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:57,500 - HEY. - OH, AND YOU. 238 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,667 YOU'RE NOT UP TO THEIR STANDARDS, EITHER. 239 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,000 - I KNOW. 240 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,200 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 241 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,767 - WE HAD TO PICK GUARDIANS FOR THE KIDS. 242 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:07,767 - AND IT'S NOT US? 243 00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:08,767 - NO. 244 00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:10,467 - OKAY. 245 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:12,833 - YOU WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED THE KIDS? 246 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:15,033 - WOULD YOU? 247 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,100 - I WASN'T EVEN ASKED. 248 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:21,267 - WELL, ROBERT, WE JUST, YOU KNOW-- 249 00:10:21,267 --> 00:10:22,500 - WHO'D YOU PICK? 250 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,367 - LINDA AND BERNIE GRUENFELDER. 251 00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:29,033 - BERNIE GRUENFELDER. 252 00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:30,033 AH, LET'S SEE. 253 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:31,800 A CHUBBY JET SKI SALESMAN 254 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:36,167 VERSUS A BLOOD-RELATED PROTECTOR OF THE PEOPLE. 255 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,200 AH, WELL, THAT'S A NO-BRAINER. 256 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:45,633 - WHERE'S THE WHIPPED CREAM? 257 00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:47,967 - MARIE, PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND. 258 00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:49,600 - I UNDERSTAND. 259 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,667 YOU PREFER TO GIVE YOUR CHILDREN TO GYPSIES INSTEAD OF ME. 260 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:53,800 - AH, CHEER UP, MARIE. 261 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:57,267 WE JUST DODGED THREE SCREAMIN' BULLETS. 262 00:10:57,267 --> 00:10:58,900 HEY, DID HE TAKE THE PUDDING? 263 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,067 HEY. 264 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,600 PUDDING. 265 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:07,267 - OH, I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 266 00:11:10,533 --> 00:11:12,567 IT'S YOUR FATHER, ISN'T IT? 267 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:15,033 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 268 00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:17,633 IF YOU WERE TO-- GOD FORBID-- 269 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,967 AND I GET THE CHILDREN, 270 00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:22,567 I'M WILLING TO LEAVE HIM. 271 00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:33,000 - OH, SHE IS JUST A LITTLE ANGEL. 272 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,300 - YEAH, WHEN SHE'S SLEEPING. 273 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,200 - YOU SHOULD HEAR THE SET OF LUNGS ON HER. 274 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,500 WHOO. - OH, YEAH. 275 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,167 WHEN SHE'S UNHAPPY, YOU KNOW IT. 276 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,733 - YEAH, BABIES ARE LOUD. 277 00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,800 YOU KNOW WHO'S QUIET, THOUGH? 278 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,233 OLDER KIDS. 279 00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:52,800 - YEAH, WELL, YOUR KIDS ARE GREAT. 280 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,300 - YEAH, YEAH, THEY ARE. 281 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,300 - SO, LINDA, MOTHERHOOD REALLY AGREES WITH YOU. 282 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,200 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 283 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,767 - THANK YOU. 284 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:05,067 I'M WEARING MORE MAKEUP THAN A DRAG QUEEN. 285 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,567 - AND NURSING BRAS, 286 00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:08,500 ARE THEY AS HORRIBLE AS THEY USED TO BE? 287 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:12,567 - THEY'RE VERY COMPLICATED. 288 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:14,733 - THAT'S ANOTHER GOOD THING ABOUT THE OLDER KIDS. 289 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,133 FORGET ABOUT THE BREAST. 290 00:12:16,133 --> 00:12:18,167 YOU FEED 'EM RIGHT OUT OF THE FRIDGE. 291 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,200 - RAY, PLEASE. 292 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,233 - WELL, YOU DO. 293 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,667 [baby coos] 294 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:25,433 - WAS THAT AN AWAKE SOUND OR A SLEEP SOUND? 295 00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:27,033 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 296 00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:32,167 JUST WRITE DOWN, "SOUND AT 7:07." 297 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:36,000 - ALL THE BOOKS SAY TO KEEP A SLEEP JOURNAL. 298 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,533 - OH, BERNIE LOVES THE BOOKS. 299 00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:39,333 HELPS ME FEEL A LITTLE MORE IN CONTROL. 300 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,967 - THAT'S FROM ONE OF THE BOOKS. 301 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,400 - IT'S NOT YOURS! 302 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,867 I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU! 303 00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:49,867 [all screaming] 304 00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:51,467 - [laughs] 305 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:54,100 WRITE IT DOWN: "7:08, HAVIN' FUN." 306 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,533 - YOU WANT HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN, RAY? 307 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:00,533 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 308 00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,000 - GET AWAY FROM ME! - OH, BOY. 309 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 [laughter] 310 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,667 - THANKS. 311 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:08,800 - WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 312 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,100 - NOTHING, IT'S JUST, 313 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,867 THE KIDS ARE RUINING IT. 314 00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,300 - YOU'RE RUINING IT. 315 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,400 WE'RE NOT TRYING TO SELL 'EM A USED CAR. 316 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,767 - MAYBE WE SHOULD THROW IN THE CAR. 317 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,900 - WOULD YOU JUST ACT NORMAL, HUH? 318 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:25,667 LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND ASK 'EM. 319 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,000 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 320 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,600 HOW YOU GONNA ASK 'EM? 321 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,400 - I DON'T KNOW. 322 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,767 I CAN'T REHEARSE IT. 323 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:32,167 YOU CAN'T JUST SAY, 324 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:33,900 "HEY, WHEN WE DIE AND YOU GO TO THE FUNERAL, 325 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,600 BRING THE MINIVAN." 326 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,233 - OH, HELLO. 327 00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:44,200 I NOTICED YOU HAD COMPANY. 328 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,333 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 329 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:50,767 IF IT ISN'T BERNIE AND LINDA GRUENFELDER. 330 00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:53,100 - ROBERT, THEY'RE JUST OVER FOR DINNER. 331 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,233 - OH, JUST DINNER? 332 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,867 I DON'T THINK SO. 333 00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:58,633 WHY IS YOUR SHIRT TUCKED IN TONIGHT, RAYMOND? 334 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,267 THIS IS NO ORDINARY DINNER. 335 00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:05,833 YOU'RE GIVING AWAY THE CHILDREN, AREN'T YOU? 336 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,100 - ROBERT, DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. 337 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,600 - IT IS A BIG DEAL. 338 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,533 HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE THEM OVER ME? 339 00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:12,633 I'M FAMILY. 340 00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:13,767 - WE LOVE YOU, ROBERT, 341 00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:15,467 BUT THERE'S A LOT OF FACTORS, OKAY? 342 00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:17,733 WE PUT A GREAT DEAL OF THOUGHT INTO THIS. 343 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:23,067 YOU'RE SINGLE, AND YOU HAVE A DANGEROUS JOB. 344 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,933 - AND IF YOU WERE TO DROP ONE OF THEM, 345 00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:27,767 IT'S VERY, VERY FAR. 346 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,233 - AND ALSO, MOST IMPORTANTLY, 347 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:40,067 YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ME AS A HUMAN BEING. 348 00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,700 - OH, THAT IS NOT TRUE. 349 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:44,133 - LOOK, YOU KNOW, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, OKAY? 350 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,933 ALLY, MICHAEL, AND GEOFFREY GRUENFELDER. 351 00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:49,033 OH, ROLLS RIGHT OFF THE TONGUE. 352 00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,600 - HEY, WHOA, WHERE YOU GOING, MAN? 353 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,033 - I THOUGHT I'D LEAVE VIA THE FRONT DOOR. 354 00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:56,733 OR IS THAT JUST FOR FIT GUARDIANS? 355 00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:59,767 - SHE'S ADORABLE. 356 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:00,700 [both gasp] 357 00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,800 - MARIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 358 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,333 - OH, WELL, I SAW A STRANGE CAR PARKED IN THE DRIVEWAY, 359 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,233 AND I THOUGHT SOMETHING MIGHT BE WRONG. 360 00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:14,233 - OKAY, IF YOU DON'T MIND, 361 00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:15,567 WE'D LIKE TO SPEND THE EVENING ALONE 362 00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:17,200 WITH LINDA AND BERNIE TONIGHT. 363 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,067 - WELL, I JUST CAME OVER TO SEE THE BABY. 364 00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:20,933 YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE CHILDREN. 365 00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:22,533 - YEAH. 366 00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:23,500 YEAH. 367 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,000 LOOK, HERE'S ONE OF YOURS NOW. 368 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,133 WHY DON'T YOU GO PUT HIM DOWN FOR A NAP? 369 00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:30,367 - IT'S OKAY, RAY. 370 00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:33,167 MADELINE, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MRS. BARONE. 371 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,933 - THE BOOKS SAY NOT TO USE BABY TALK. 372 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:38,867 - OH, YOU'RE BOOK PARENTS. 373 00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:40,167 - MARIE. 374 00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:41,567 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, THE BOOKS ARE GREAT. 375 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,400 BUT THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF YOU CAN LEARN 376 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,633 FROM EXPERIENCE YOU JUST CAN'T GET FROM THE BOOKS. 377 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:46,667 - OH, YEAH? 378 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,267 - A LOT OF EMERGENCY SITUATION STUFF. 379 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,900 - RAY. - ROBERT. 380 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,300 - YEAH, LET'S SAY YOUR CHILD OR A CHILD IN YOUR CARE 381 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:56,100 HAS PUT A COCOA PUFF UP HIS NOSE. 382 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,500 - WHAT DO YOU DO? 383 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,800 - COCOA PUFF? 384 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,867 - THAT'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION, ROBBIE. 385 00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:05,267 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 386 00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:06,500 - THEY'D DO THE RIGHT THING. 387 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,300 COFFEE? 388 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,600 - YEAH, ANYONE WANT COFFEE? 389 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,167 - I'D LOVE SOME. 390 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:14,633 - STUCK COCOA PUFF. 391 00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:18,133 IT'S A QUANDARY. 392 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,667 - DOES THAT REALLY HAPPEN? 393 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,367 - OH, YES, IT HAPPENS. 394 00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:23,567 DOESN'T IT, RAYMOND? 395 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,167 - HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS EIGHT. 396 00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:32,833 - AND TEN. 397 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,900 - SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO, DEAR? 398 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,367 - TWEEZERS? 399 00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:38,800 - ABSOLUTELY NEVER. 400 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,667 - EMERGENCY ROOM? 401 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,033 - NOPE. 402 00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:43,800 - ALL RIGHT, STOP. 403 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,733 YOU CRUNCH AND BLOW. 404 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:50,167 - CRUNCH AND BLOW? 405 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:53,300 - [crunching noise] 406 00:16:56,833 --> 00:17:00,667 - I AM VERY SURE I'M GONNA REMEMBER THAT ONE. 407 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,200 - OKAY, THAT'S GREAT. - THAT WAS FUN. 408 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,167 - GIVE ME ANOTHER. 409 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,767 - ALL RIGHT. LET'S SAY YOU'RE DRIVING 410 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,233 YOUR SEVEN-YEAR-OLD TO SCHOOL, 411 00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:10,200 AND SHE KEEPS TURNING THE RADIO LOUDER AND LOUDER 412 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,300 WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING. 413 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,833 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 414 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:15,067 - YOU TELL HER TO STOP IN A FIRM BUT LOVING MANNER. 415 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,233 - NO, LINDA? 416 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,100 - IGNORE IT. 417 00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,567 - EXCUSE ME? 418 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:29,467 - WELL, YOU LET HER TURN IT UP LOUD, 419 00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,800 AND THEN SHE'LL, SHE'LL REALIZE 420 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,633 HOW UNPLEASANT THAT IS, 421 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:37,733 AND THEN SHE'LL TURN IT OFF HERSELF. 422 00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:39,633 - AN EXCELLENT ANSWER. 423 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,500 IF YOU COULD EXPLAIN WHAT A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD 424 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,767 IS DOING IN THE FRONT SEAT TO BEGIN WITH. 425 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,500 - MY, MY, MY. 426 00:17:58,633 --> 00:17:59,767 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 427 00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:01,633 YOU CAN LEAVE NOW; YOU RUINED EVERYTHING. 428 00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,167 - RUINED? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HELP. 429 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,133 - YOU'RE A MANIAC; GO. 430 00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:07,400 - BY THE WAY, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE 431 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:12,100 THAT YOUR INFANT CAR SEAT WAS POSITIONED IMPROPERLY. 432 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,333 - HAVE A GOOD EVENING. 433 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:20,100 - HEY, DINNER AND A SHOW. 434 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,633 - OH, SORRY ABOUT THEM. 435 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:26,833 BUT ACTUALLY, WE DID ASK YOU OVER HERE FOR A REASON. 436 00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,433 - NOW? 437 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:31,333 MAYBE WE SHOULD GET REALLY HAMMERED FIRST. 438 00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:35,433 - YOU KNOW, RAY AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT OUR WILLS, 439 00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:39,200 AND WELL, WE JUST THINK YOU'RE GREAT PARENTS, 440 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,033 AND WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU WOULD WANT TO BE 441 00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:42,300 THE GUARDIANS OF OUR KIDS 442 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,600 IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO US. 443 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:49,333 - AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT PLANNING ANYTHING. 444 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:53,700 - OH, THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 445 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,667 - WOW. 446 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,733 THIS IS BIG. 447 00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:59,233 - WE LOVE ALLY, MICHAEL, AND GEOFFREY. 448 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:01,333 WE LOVE ALL OF YOU. 449 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,567 - OH, WE LOVE YOU, TOO. 450 00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:04,000 THAT'S WHY WE THOUGHT OF YOU. 451 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,767 - BOY. 452 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,700 I DON'T THINK SO. 453 00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:13,633 - WHAT? 454 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:19,033 - I MEAN, WE'RE SO FLATTERED, BUT... 455 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:25,500 - YOUR FAMILY'S NUTS. 456 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:30,233 - YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING IN THE BOOKS ABOUT THAT. 457 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,967 - MAYBE YOU WANT TO THINK IT OVER. 458 00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:41,367 - NO, I'M SORRY. 459 00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:42,933 YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S AN ACCIDENT 460 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:48,833 THAT TAKES THEM OUT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, MAYBE. 461 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:51,367 - THAT'S OKAY. 462 00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:53,167 - I FEEL JUST TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS. 463 00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:54,400 - OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY. 464 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,667 BELIEVE ME, I UNDERSTAND. 465 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:59,367 I UNDERSTAND. 466 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,467 - HMM. 467 00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:24,000 - WELL, WE SHOULD GET MADELINE TO BED. 468 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,900 - IT'S GETTING LATE HERE, YES. 469 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,767 OH, LISTEN, I GOT SOME CANDY FOR ALLY AND THE TWINS. 470 00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:30,333 - OH, OKAY. 471 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,933 GOOD, THANKS; THANKS FOR THAT. 472 00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,800 IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU. 473 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,900 - HEY, I HEAR YOU'RE GETTING THE KIDS. 474 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:37,900 CONGRATULATIONS. 475 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,267 - NO, DAD. 476 00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:40,967 IT'S NOT REALLY GONNA WORK OUT, SO-- 477 00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:41,967 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 478 00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:43,067 THESE ARE REALLY GREAT KIDS. 479 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,267 IT'S ALL RIGHT, DAD. 480 00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:45,533 IT'S OKAY. 481 00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:46,900 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU, GUYS. 482 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,400 - GOOD NIGHT. 483 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,533 - HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF IT? 484 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:02,033 - THE WALLACES. 485 00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:03,233 - NO. 486 00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:06,600 THEIR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE FEET. 487 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,900 WELL, THAT'S IT, 488 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,867 'CAUSE WE'VE GONE THROUGH EVERYBODY. 489 00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:11,100 - HOW ABOUT THE "Z"S? 490 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:15,700 - "BRONX ZOO." 491 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,033 - I SAW THAT DOCUMENTARY, 492 00:21:17,033 --> 00:21:21,400 THAT KID THAT WAS RAISED BY WOLVES. 493 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,433 RIGHT? 494 00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:26,567 HE'S A DENTIST NOW. 495 00:21:31,433 --> 00:21:34,167 - NO, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE, YOU KNOW? 496 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:37,033 SOMEONE ELSE. 497 00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:40,667 OH, PLEASE, SOMEONE. 498 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:44,867 - WE COULD ALWAYS DO COLD CALLING. 499 00:21:44,867 --> 00:21:48,067 - IT LOOKS LIKE THE KIDS ARE STUCK WITH YOUR PARENTS. 500 00:21:51,633 --> 00:21:53,600 - I WILL SAY THIS ABOUT YOUR FATHER: 501 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,533 HE IS A HAPPY DRUNK.