1 00:00:03,433 --> 00:00:05,800 - LISTEN, DON'T FORGET YOU GOT TO BE HOME EARLY TONIGHT. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,800 - 'CAUSE...'CAUSE SOMEBODY'S COMING OVER. 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:08,933 SEE? I LISTEN TO YOU. 4 00:00:08,933 --> 00:00:11,900 - YEAH, SOMEBODY, MY SISTER. 5 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:13,800 - YAY, AUNT JENNIFER. 6 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,700 CAN I RIDE HER MOTORCYCLE? 7 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:16,700 - NO. 8 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:18,400 AND NEITHER CAN DADDY. 9 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,467 COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GET READY FOR SCHOOL. 10 00:00:20,467 --> 00:00:22,167 LET'S GO. WASH UP. 11 00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:24,300 - SO HOW LONG IS YOUR SISTER STAYING? 12 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,067 - OH, FOR A WHILE, 13 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:27,333 I HOPE, THIS TIME. 14 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:28,900 - YEAH, WELL, WITH HER, 15 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:32,667 WE COULD JUST BE SOME PIT STOP TO SOME ACUPUNCTURY 16 00:00:32,667 --> 00:00:34,533 AROMA THERAPY 17 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:35,700 HINDU 18 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:39,233 FESTIVAL OF HUGGING. 19 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:42,200 - SHE'S JUST TRYING TO FIND HERSELF, RAY. 20 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:46,033 SHE HASN'T LOOKED NEAR THE SOAP. 21 00:00:46,033 --> 00:00:47,233 - SHE DOESN'T SMELL, RAY. 22 00:00:47,233 --> 00:00:49,533 THAT WAS PATCHOULI OIL THAT TIME. 23 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:50,533 - PATCHOULI. 24 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:54,567 WHAT IS THAT, HINDU FOR "STINK"? 25 00:00:54,567 --> 00:00:55,567 - STOP IT, RAY. 26 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:56,367 SHE SMELLS FINE. 27 00:00:56,367 --> 00:00:57,933 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 28 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,000 - HI, DEARS. 29 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,533 I BROUGHT YOU MY BIG SPOON. 30 00:01:01,533 --> 00:01:02,533 - AH, SEE? 31 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:03,433 AH. 32 00:01:03,433 --> 00:01:04,733 AH, SEE, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 33 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:07,533 THAT IS WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD SMELL LIKE. 34 00:01:07,533 --> 00:01:08,867 [inhales deeply] 35 00:01:08,867 --> 00:01:11,733 LEMON PLEDGE AND MEAT SAUCE. 36 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,700 - JEFFREY, DO NOT SPLASH WATER OUT OF THE TUB. 37 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:23,733 RAY, WHERE YOU GOING? 38 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:25,900 - AH, WE-- I'M GOING TO GET TOWELS. 39 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:27,167 - WE DON'T NEED MORE TOWELS. 40 00:01:27,167 --> 00:01:28,667 - YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, WE DO. 41 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,867 [doorbell rings] 42 00:01:34,867 --> 00:01:39,300 - RAY, DOOR. 43 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:44,400 - GUESS I'LL DO EVERYTHING. 44 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,767 - RAY. 45 00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:47,333 - HEY, JENNIFER. 46 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:48,533 - RAY, COME HERE. 47 00:01:48,533 --> 00:01:51,100 GIVE ME A HUG. 48 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:54,333 HOW ARE YA? 49 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:56,200 AW, LOOK AT THIS. 50 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,200 FRESH FROM THE TUB. 51 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,267 - YEAH, BATHS. 52 00:01:59,267 --> 00:02:01,867 YOU CAN'T BEAT A NICE BATH. 53 00:02:01,867 --> 00:02:04,867 - JEN. 54 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:06,267 - JENNIFER. 55 00:02:06,267 --> 00:02:08,033 GIVE ME A HUG. 56 00:02:08,033 --> 00:02:09,467 - SHE SMELLS FINE, RAY. 57 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:12,000 - REALLY? 58 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,100 - LOOK HOW BIG YOU'VE GOTTEN. 59 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:16,600 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LONG IT'S BEEN. 60 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,633 - YEAH, TWO YEARS. 61 00:02:17,633 --> 00:02:18,733 REALLY? 62 00:02:18,733 --> 00:02:20,367 - YEAH. WELL, YOU'VE BEEN SO BUSY. 63 00:02:20,367 --> 00:02:22,867 OH, MOM AND DAD TOLD ME THEY SAW YOU IN SRI LANKA. 64 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:24,667 - OH, IT'S SO GREAT THERE. 65 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:25,833 YOU SHOULD GO. 66 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:29,867 - OH, SURE, RIGHT AFTER I FOLD THESE TOWELS. 67 00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:32,233 - OKAY, WHO WANTS PRESENTS? 68 00:02:32,233 --> 00:02:33,767 - OH, PRESENTS. 69 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:34,767 YAY. ME. - ME. 70 00:02:34,767 --> 00:02:35,767 ME TOO. 71 00:02:35,767 --> 00:02:38,800 - SORRY, RAY. 72 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,233 OH, THAT'S FOR YOU. 73 00:02:40,233 --> 00:02:42,067 - A NECKLACE. 74 00:02:42,067 --> 00:02:43,533 - OHH, VERY PRETTY. 75 00:02:43,533 --> 00:02:45,433 WHAT ARE THESE, ROSARY BEADS? 76 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,433 - AND LOOK AT THIS: PRAYER CARDS. 77 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:48,967 HMM. 78 00:02:48,967 --> 00:02:53,267 HEY, A SAINT JUDE ROOKIE CARD. 79 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:54,933 - OKAY, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO AUNT JENNIFER? 80 00:02:54,933 --> 00:02:57,200 - THANK YOU, AUNT JENNIFER. 81 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,433 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 82 00:02:59,433 --> 00:03:01,167 - WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THAT STUFF? 83 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:03,800 - FROM WORK. 84 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,100 - WHERE DO YOU WORK, HEAVEN? 85 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:08,800 - MAYBE SOMEDAY. 86 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,700 I'M A NUN. 87 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,267 - [laughs] 88 00:03:15,267 --> 00:03:17,767 GREAT, YOU'RE A NUN. 89 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:18,767 - I AM. 90 00:03:18,767 --> 00:03:19,767 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 91 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:20,833 - YES, I AM. 92 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,467 I JOINED THE SISTERS OF CHARITY. 93 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:24,200 WE GOT A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND EVERYTHING. 94 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,867 - OH, STOP THAT. 95 00:03:25,867 --> 00:03:28,000 - REALLY, I AM A NUN. 96 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,100 OR I WILL BE IN A COUPLE WEEKS 97 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,533 WHEN I TAKE MY FINAL VOWS. 98 00:03:30,533 --> 00:03:32,133 AFTER THAT, THEY'RE SENDING ME TO ZAIRE. 99 00:03:32,133 --> 00:03:34,800 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LIKE, IN AFRICA? 100 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,100 - YEP. 101 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:37,533 - WOW, YOU GOT TO-- 102 00:03:37,533 --> 00:03:39,300 YOU GOT TO GET A BIG SHOT IN YOUR-- 103 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:42,500 YOUR BOTTOM FOR THAT. 104 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,600 - I ALREADY DID. 105 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,133 - MAN, YOU'RE REALLY INTO THIS. 106 00:03:49,267 --> 00:03:50,667 - ARE YOU HUNGRY? 107 00:03:50,667 --> 00:03:52,500 'CAUSE I'LL HEAT SOMETHING UP FOR YOU. 108 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,300 - WAIT. 109 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,933 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 110 00:03:54,933 --> 00:03:58,133 - OH, ABOUT THE NUN THING? 111 00:03:58,133 --> 00:03:59,133 IT'S GREAT. 112 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:00,167 THAT IS JUST GREAT. 113 00:04:00,167 --> 00:04:01,367 IS MEAT LOAF OKAY? 114 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:02,300 - SURE. 115 00:04:03,467 --> 00:04:05,167 - OOH, DEBRA'S MEAT LOAF. 116 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:08,467 YOU MIGHT NEED ANOTHER SHOT. 117 00:04:08,467 --> 00:04:10,967 YOU KNOW THE EXPRESSION, TURN THE OTHER CHEEK. 118 00:04:10,967 --> 00:04:13,533 OH, UH, I'M SORRY. 119 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:15,000 I'M REAL SORRY. 120 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 YEAH. 121 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,967 ARE YOU THIRSTY? 122 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:19,200 - YEAH. 123 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,467 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO GET US-- 124 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:23,433 I'LL GET US SOME DRINKS, YEAH. 125 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:29,767 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 126 00:04:29,767 --> 00:04:30,833 - CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 127 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:32,100 SHE'S GONNA BE A NUN NOW. 128 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:33,733 - I KNOW; I CAN'T. 129 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:34,733 SHE'S A NUN. 130 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,233 I FEEL WEIRD. 131 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,500 HEY, HOW COME WE DON'T HAVE 132 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:41,233 ANY CRUCIFIXES HANGING UP HERE, HUH? 133 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,567 NOTHING. 134 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:46,100 GET A MAGNET ONE FOR THE FRIDGE OR SOMETHING. 135 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:48,100 - WHAT? 136 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,100 - AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 137 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:50,367 WHILE SHE'S HERE, 138 00:04:50,367 --> 00:04:51,833 I'M THINKING MAYBE WE SHOULD BOTH 139 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:52,833 TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE... 140 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:55,433 [singing] AH, AH... 141 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:56,700 - OKAY, WHY DON'T WE START 142 00:04:56,700 --> 00:05:00,067 BY YOU GOING TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY? 143 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:03,567 - LET'S NOT GO CRAZY. 144 00:05:03,567 --> 00:05:05,833 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 145 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:07,500 THIS IS JUST HER LATEST PHASE. 146 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:10,000 - OH, YEAH, YEAH, THE NUN PHASE, I WENT THROUGH THAT. 147 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,300 YEAH. 148 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,367 - THIS IS HER; THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES TO GET ATTENTION, 149 00:05:14,367 --> 00:05:15,900 SO I WANT YOU TO JUST IGNORE IT, OKAY? 150 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,467 - HOW CAN I-- 151 00:05:17,467 --> 00:05:19,233 - JUST DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT THE NUN-- 152 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:23,567 - WILL YOU--[shushes] 153 00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:24,900 [knocking at door] 154 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:27,000 - HELLO THERE, MS. JENNIFER. 155 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,433 - ROBERT. 156 00:05:28,433 --> 00:05:30,433 - A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME YOU WERE COMIN'. 157 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:33,567 - OH, YOU ARE STILL THE WORLD'S BEST HUGGER. 158 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:37,167 [laughter] 159 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,333 - IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 160 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:40,367 - SINCE RAY AND DEBRA'S WEDDING. 161 00:05:40,367 --> 00:05:42,500 - YEAH, LISTEN, LOOK, ABOUT THE WEDDING, 162 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,967 YOU KNOW, THAT WAS A CRAZY TIME, 163 00:05:44,967 --> 00:05:46,633 AND YOU KNOW, MAYBE THINGS GOT 164 00:05:46,633 --> 00:05:47,600 A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. 165 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,100 YOU KNOW, ALL THE FREE CHAMPAGNE, 166 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:52,933 AND THINGS MOVED KIND OF FAST, YOU KNOW. 167 00:05:52,933 --> 00:05:54,533 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE SWEET. 168 00:05:54,533 --> 00:05:56,767 - NO, NO, I EMBARRASSED MYSELF. 169 00:05:56,767 --> 00:05:57,867 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. 170 00:05:57,867 --> 00:06:00,300 I'VE FAINTED BEFORE TOO. 171 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:03,333 - YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T TAKE OUT A WEDDING CAKE. 172 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:05,900 - WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT. 173 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,300 - WELL, SO DO YOU. 174 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,567 - THANKS. THINGS GOING WELL? 175 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:09,933 - YEAH, THINGS ARE GOING GOOD. 176 00:06:09,933 --> 00:06:11,167 I GOT PROMOTED TO SERGEANT, 177 00:06:11,167 --> 00:06:12,633 MOVED INTO MY OWN PLACE. 178 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:13,733 YOU KNOW, LITTLE STUFF. 179 00:06:13,733 --> 00:06:14,733 - THAT'S GREAT. 180 00:06:14,733 --> 00:06:16,367 - SO HOW ABOUT YOU? 181 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:19,067 WHOSE HEART ARE YOU BREAKING THESE DAYS? 182 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,633 - ACTUALLY, I'M BECOMING A NUN, 183 00:06:20,633 --> 00:06:23,300 SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT I'M MARRIED TO GOD. 184 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:38,533 - I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 185 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:43,667 HER NAME'S AMY. 186 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:44,800 - HEY, ROBERT. 187 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,133 - HEY, RAY. 188 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:49,100 LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT THERE, BUDDY. 189 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,100 - IT'S A GLASS. I CAN-- 190 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:51,100 - NO, IT'S HEAVY. 191 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:52,433 LET ME TAKE IT. 192 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:53,500 - OKAY. 193 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,900 - SO DID JENNIFER TELL YOU ABOUT HER 194 00:06:55,900 --> 00:07:00,067 EXCITING NEW BUSINESS? 195 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:01,633 - GREAT RETIREMENT PLAN. 196 00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:02,800 - [laughs] 197 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,733 [forced laughter] 198 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,267 - HEY, Y-YOU KNOW WHO I LOVED WHEN I WAS A KID? 199 00:07:12,267 --> 00:07:13,833 THE SINGIN' NUN. 200 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:14,833 - OH, YEAH, YEAH. 201 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:15,967 ME TOO, YEAH. 202 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:18,000 BUT ONLY FOR HER MUSIC. 203 00:07:19,167 --> 00:07:21,267 - HEY, HEY, YOU REMEMBER THAT SONG? 204 00:07:21,267 --> 00:07:22,600 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 205 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,167 [singing] DOMINIQUE, NIQUE, NIQUE 206 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:27,633 [continues in French] 207 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:39,067 - HEY. 208 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:40,400 - HEY, KIDS IN BED? 209 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,000 - YEAH, YEAH, YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED UP. 210 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,333 WHAT A GREAT MOVIE. 211 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:45,033 - OH, I'VE SEEN IT A THOUSAND TIMES. 212 00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:46,267 - IT'S ALMOST LIKE 213 00:07:46,267 --> 00:07:49,033 THE HILLS REALLY ARE ALIVE. 214 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:54,167 AND I LIKE WHEN JULIE ANDREWS DOES THIS. 215 00:07:58,133 --> 00:07:59,933 - YOU'RE VERY TALENTED. 216 00:07:59,933 --> 00:08:00,967 - YEAH. 217 00:08:00,967 --> 00:08:02,000 YOU LIKE THAT? 218 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,767 HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS? 219 00:08:06,367 --> 00:08:10,267 [singing] DOMINIQUE, NIQUE, NIQUE... 220 00:08:10,267 --> 00:08:13,633 [knocking at door] 221 00:08:13,633 --> 00:08:16,567 HEY. 222 00:08:38,567 --> 00:08:41,233 - MAYBE IT WON'T BE SO HARD TO GIVE UP MEN. 223 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:43,833 - I JUST-- I LOVE THAT SONG. 224 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:46,267 I JUST-- 225 00:08:46,267 --> 00:08:47,733 - HEY, DEB, YOU GOT AN ALARM CLOCK? 226 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:48,833 I WANT TO MAKE 6:30 MASS 227 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:50,333 AT THAT CHURCH DOWN THE STREET. 228 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,233 - 6:30? 229 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:53,367 IS GOD EVEN UP THEN? 230 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,233 - ANYONE INTERESTED IN JOINING ME? 231 00:08:57,433 --> 00:09:02,233 - I USUALLY GO OVER BY WORK. 232 00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:03,233 - OKAY THEN. 233 00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:04,433 GOOD NIGHT. 234 00:09:04,433 --> 00:09:05,433 - NIGHT. 235 00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:06,367 - NIGHT. 236 00:09:08,233 --> 00:09:11,933 I LIED HALF-NAKED TO A NUN. 237 00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:12,933 - OH, PLEASE. 238 00:09:12,933 --> 00:09:14,400 6:30 IN THE MORNING. 239 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,367 THAT'S WHAT TIME SHE USED TO GO TO BED. 240 00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:18,600 WHERE DID SHE GET THIS FROM? 241 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,233 - I DON'T KNOW. 242 00:09:20,233 --> 00:09:23,033 MAYBE YOUR SISTER GOT ONE OF THOSE CALLINGS. 243 00:09:23,033 --> 00:09:24,200 - YEAH, WELL, 244 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,233 THEN THAT CALL WAS ON HOLD 245 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:29,500 WHILE SHE DATED THE WHO. 246 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,233 - WHY IS THIS BOTHERING YOU SO MUCH? 247 00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:32,233 - I DON'T KNOW. 248 00:09:32,233 --> 00:09:33,933 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 249 00:09:33,933 --> 00:09:35,267 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 250 00:09:35,267 --> 00:09:36,267 I'M TOO STUPID. 251 00:09:36,267 --> 00:09:37,467 I WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 252 00:09:37,467 --> 00:09:38,900 YEAH. 253 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:41,300 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE SO COMPLICATED, YOU KNOW? 254 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:45,700 YOU'RE MAD AT HER, AND IT'S SO OBVIOUS WHY. 255 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,600 - GO AHEAD. 256 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:51,033 - YOU'RE MAD AT HER BECAUSE... 257 00:09:52,567 --> 00:09:55,400 SHE DATED THE WHO. 258 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:57,767 NO, WAIT. 259 00:09:57,767 --> 00:09:59,033 I KNOW. 260 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,467 I KNOW. 261 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,733 I--YOU--YOU ARE SO VERY MAD AT HER 262 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,567 BECAUSE... 263 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:06,700 YOU... 264 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,800 ARE NOT... 265 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,533 THE GOOD SISTER ANYMORE. 266 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:12,633 - WHAT? 267 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:15,000 - AHA HA! 268 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 THAT'S IT. 269 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,367 THAT'S IT. 270 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,833 YOU ALWAYS USED TO BE THE GOOD ONE, 271 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:20,333 AND JENNIFER WAS THE BAD ONE. 272 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,267 BUT NOW SHE'S BECOMING A NUN, 273 00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:25,633 WHICH MAKES HER THE REALLY GOOD ONE. 274 00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:28,400 SHE WINS. 275 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,300 - THAT'S NOT IT. - THEN WHAT IS IT? 276 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,867 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT'S NOT IT. 277 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:34,267 - YOU JUST DON'T LIKE ME BEING RIGHT, RIGHT? 278 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,233 YOU'RE ALLOWED TO ANALYZE ME UP AND DOWN, 279 00:10:36,233 --> 00:10:40,700 BUT I--I HIT ON A PSYCHOLOGICAL UNDERCOATING 280 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:46,000 AND--AND YOU CAN'T GIVE ME MY DUE. 281 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,367 - YOU'RE A GENIUS, PROFESSOR. 282 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,867 - SO WHAT? 283 00:10:51,867 --> 00:10:53,033 SO YOU'RE THE BAD ONE. 284 00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:56,300 SO WHAT? 285 00:10:56,300 --> 00:11:00,100 I PREFER THE BAD ONE. 286 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,567 THE BAD ONES ARE NAUGHTY. 287 00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:10,633 - OH. 288 00:11:10,633 --> 00:11:13,200 GET OFF OF ME, RAY. 289 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,367 - OKAY, BAD GIRL-- 290 00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:16,167 - RAY! 291 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:17,733 - ALL RIGHT. 292 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:25,267 ALL ALONE IN RIGHTVILLE. 293 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:36,400 - OH, THIS SALAD IS SO WONDERFUL, JENNIFER. 294 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,500 IT MAY BE THE BEST SALAD I'VE EVER EATEN. 295 00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:45,767 - EXCUSE ME, SISTER JENNIFER. 296 00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:46,967 MIGHTN'T I TROUBLE YOU 297 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,500 TO PASS THE PEAS THIS WAY, PERCHANCE? 298 00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:54,233 - SHE'S NOT THE QUEEN, FRANK. 299 00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:57,033 - HOW ABOUT NOT TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL? 300 00:11:57,033 --> 00:12:01,500 - HOW ABOUT YOU JUMPIN'-- 301 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:05,533 I'M JUST TRYING TO ENJOY GOD'S BOUNTY. 302 00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,400 - LET ME HELP YOU, DEB. 303 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,067 - OH, THAT'S OKAY, I GOT IT. 304 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,600 SO YOU WANT DESSERT NOW OR LATER? 305 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,000 - OH, NOW, DEAR, 306 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,267 'CAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING EXTRA-SPECIAL FOR JENNIFER 307 00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:18,867 ACROSS THE STREET. 308 00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:19,867 - I ALREADY HAVE-- 309 00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:21,533 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 310 00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:24,667 - MARIE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED. 311 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:25,700 - OH, NONSENSE. 312 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:26,800 IT ISN'T EVERY DAY 313 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,200 THAT WE HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU WITH US. 314 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:34,533 - RAY, WOULD YOU STOP IT? 315 00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:35,967 - SO, UH, 316 00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:38,633 SISTER JENNIFER, UH, 317 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,933 MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION 318 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,900 THAT'S BEEN ON MY MIND FOR QUITE SOME TIME? 319 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,767 - SURE, FRANK. 320 00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:46,233 - IT'S A RARE OPPORTUNITY 321 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,500 FOR ME TO TALK TO SOMEONE OF YOUR VOCATION, 322 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,700 WHICH LEADS ME TO MY QUESTION. 323 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:55,833 WHAT DO YOU GALS WEAR UNDER THERE? 324 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,100 - DAD. - DAD! 325 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,533 - WHAT? 326 00:12:58,533 --> 00:13:01,167 - WE CAN'T DISCUSS RELIGION AT THE TABLE? 327 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:09,100 - DEB, DEB, DEB, DEB. 328 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,800 DEB. 329 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,933 - WHAT? 330 00:13:12,933 --> 00:13:14,600 - DON'T PRETEND WITH ME. 331 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:17,933 I ONLY KNOW TOO WELL 332 00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:22,067 THE PAIN OF BEING NUMBER TWO. 333 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,933 - WHAT DID RAY TELL YOU? 334 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,267 - ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SISTER? 335 00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,067 HE DOESN'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 336 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,267 I'VE SEEN THAT FACE BEFORE 337 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,400 IN THE MIRROR. 338 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,733 - NO, MY SISTER AND I 339 00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:35,767 DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP. 340 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,433 - OH, NO? 341 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:40,967 IT STARTS THE FIRST DAY THEY BRING THE NEW ONE HOME. 342 00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:42,667 THERE YOU ARE, INNOCENTLY PLAYING 343 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,000 WITH YOUR BONGO MONKEY. 344 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,933 ALL THE RELATIVES 345 00:13:55,933 --> 00:14:00,100 JUST OOHING AND AHHING OVER THE NEW LITTLE BLESSING. 346 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,500 SO CUTE, SO-- 347 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,067 SO PRECIOUS. 348 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:06,567 THEN MAMA'S DARLING BEGINS TO CRY. 349 00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:08,133 SOMEONE COMES UP WITH THE BRIGHT IDEA 350 00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:10,767 OF GIVING HIM YOUR BONGO. 351 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,967 "THAT'LL CALM HIM DOWN." 352 00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:14,733 AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, 353 00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:17,100 SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR MONKEY AND ASSUME THE POSITION. 354 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:20,233 YOU ARE NOW NUMBER TWO. 355 00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:23,033 - I'M THE YOUNGER ONE, ROBERT. 356 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,967 - WHAT'S THAT? 357 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:27,267 - I'M THE YOUNGEST. 358 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,533 THEY WOULD BE GIVING ME THE BONGO MONKEY. 359 00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:31,567 - OH. 360 00:14:31,567 --> 00:14:33,433 WELL, IT'S JUST A VERY GENERAL STORY 361 00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:37,933 INTENDED TO ILLUMINATE THE HUMAN CONDITION. 362 00:14:37,933 --> 00:14:39,767 - THANK YOU. 363 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:42,533 - GIVE ME MORE THAN RAY. 364 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:49,000 OKAY, WHO WANTS ICE CREAM? 365 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 - THANK YOU. 366 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,167 - UH-HUH. 367 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:53,300 - HERE WE GO. 368 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:05,000 A SPECIAL CAKE FOR A SPECIAL SOMEONE. 369 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,100 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 370 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,967 - WELL, IT WAS MADE WITH LOVE 371 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:12,467 IN HONOR OF THE SACRIFICES YOU'RE MAKING FOR US. 372 00:15:13,933 --> 00:15:15,533 - IS THERE A SPECIAL DESSERT GRACE, 373 00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:19,267 OR CAN WE JUST CHOP THIS THING UP? 374 00:15:19,267 --> 00:15:20,600 - LET'S DIG IN. 375 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,333 I'M SURE I WON'T BE SEEING MUCH CAKE 376 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,133 LIKE THIS IN ZAIRE. 377 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,833 - HA, ZAIRE. 378 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:27,133 - WHAT? 379 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,633 - YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GO TO ZAIRE 380 00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:30,667 AND GIVE UP CAKE AND DOUBLE STUFFED OREOS AND MEN? 381 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,400 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, I CAN'T DO IT? 382 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,667 - OH, I JUST THINK THAT BEFORE YOU BECOME A NUN 383 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,200 AND MOVE TO ZAIRE, 384 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,600 YOU MIGHT WANT TO 385 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,033 YOU KNOW, TRY THIS LIFESTYLE OUT FOR, 386 00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:42,700 OH, A WEEKEND. 387 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:46,533 - DEBRA, I DON'T THINK THAT WAS APPROPRIATE. 388 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,533 - [singing] ME NEITHER. 389 00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:56,733 - NOT APPROPRIATE? 390 00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:57,900 OKAY, JEN, 391 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,133 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US 392 00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:01,600 WHAT IS APPROPRIATE NUN BEHAVIOR? 393 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,367 - OKAY? UM... 394 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,367 HMM. 395 00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:06,033 SMOKING? 396 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,700 - YOU SMOKE? 397 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,833 - I USED TO SMOKE. 398 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,533 - YEAH, EVERYBODY AT HER COMMUNE SMOKED. 399 00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:14,100 SOMETIMES THOSE FUNNY LITTLE CIGARETTES, HMM? 400 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,500 - [gasps] 401 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:20,767 - HEY, HOW COME ROBERT'S GOT MORE ICE CREAM THAN ME? 402 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:31,800 - YOU WERE A POT-SMOKING HIPPIE? 403 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,000 - NO, IT WAS JUST A PLACE 404 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,300 WHERE PEOPLE COULD LIVE TOGETHER 405 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:37,467 AND GROW ORGANIC VEGETABLES. 406 00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:39,400 - NAKED. 407 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:45,000 - YOU HANDLED FOOD NAKED? 408 00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:49,100 - THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT ORGANIC. 409 00:16:56,500 --> 00:17:00,133 - YEAH, THE HILLS WERE REALLY ALIVE THEN. 410 00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:02,167 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 411 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,700 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 412 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,767 - EXCUSE ME. 413 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,367 [knocking at door] 414 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,167 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 415 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,167 - DO YOU MIND? 416 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,167 I'D LIKE TO BE ALONE. 417 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:33,200 - COME ON, YOU WANT TO TALK? 418 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,567 - NO, COULD YOU GO? 419 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,500 - MAKE ME. 420 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:42,533 - I WOULD, BUT YOU'RE A NUN NOW. 421 00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,367 - I'LL PUT THE VOWS ON HOLD FOR A SECOND. 422 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,567 YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? 423 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,700 - VOWS. 424 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,100 - HEY, KNOCK IT OFF. 425 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,400 I KNOW YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT, 426 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,367 BUT I HAPPEN TO BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. 427 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:53,167 - WHY? 428 00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,467 - WHAT, WHY AM I BECOMING A NUN? 429 00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:55,967 - YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? 430 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,500 - BECAUSE I WANT TO BE BETTER THAN YOU. 431 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,833 - WHAT? 432 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,033 - YEAH, THAT'S WHY WE ALL BECOME NUNS. 433 00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:09,333 - I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WAS IT. 434 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,200 - CHOCOLATE, HUH? 435 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,500 STILL GOT A SECRET STASH? 436 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,367 - SO WHAT? 437 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:19,067 - I ALWAYS KNEW WHERE IT WAS. 438 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:21,800 YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SO COOL, 439 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,900 HIDING YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY, 440 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,033 EATING JUST A LITTLE BIT 441 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:29,300 SO IT WOULD LAST LONGER THAN MINE. 442 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,700 - YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE IT WAS. 443 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,233 - OH, BOY, THIS IS THE HARD STUFF. 444 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:44,100 YOU MUST REALLY BE UPSET. 445 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,867 - WELL, EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M NOT THE ONE 446 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,067 THAT JUST DROPPED IN TO SAY, 447 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,200 "OH, HI, I'M BECOMING A NUN. 448 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,700 SO LONG, SUCKERS." 449 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:53,333 - DEBRA, THIS HAS BEEN COMING FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 450 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,700 - YEAH, WELL, HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT, 451 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,333 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN TWO YEARS 452 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,933 AND BARELY BEFORE THAT. 453 00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:59,133 AND SINCE COLLEGE, YOU DON'T EVEN KEEP IN TOUCH. 454 00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:00,467 - I WAS MOVING AROUND A LOT. 455 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:02,167 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO DO. 456 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,200 - OH, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU KNOW. 457 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,100 - I HAVE KNOWN FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF. 458 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,867 I'VE HAD A FEW WEEKENDS AT THIS. 459 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,567 - OKAY, FINE. 460 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:13,833 FINE. 461 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:16,067 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT'S BOTHERING ME. 462 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,867 WHAT'S BOTHERING ME IS... 463 00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,200 - WHAT? 464 00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:22,233 - YOU WEREN'T AROUND, 465 00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:24,067 AND I WAS OKAY, 466 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:27,767 BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT SOMEDAY YOU WOULD, 467 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,500 YOU KNOW. 468 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,367 AND-- 469 00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,533 SO I'VE BEEN WAITING, 470 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:36,500 AND NOW YOU'RE LEAVING FOR GOOD. 471 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:43,267 I WANT A SISTER. 472 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,033 NOT A SISTER SISTER. 473 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:48,000 A SISTER. 474 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,667 - I'M STILL YOUR SISTER. 475 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,700 - NO, YOU'RE ZAIRE'S SISTER. 476 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:56,400 I MEAN, RAY AND ROBERT, THEY HAVE THIS, LIKE, 477 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,900 COMPLETELY SCREWED-UP RELATIONSHIP, 478 00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,333 BUT AT LEAST THEY HAVE EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW? 479 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,767 I MEAN, THEY FIGHT AND THEY COMPETE, 480 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,900 AND THEY BLAME THEIR LIVES ON THEIR PARENTS. 481 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,233 THEY'RE REAL BROTHERS. 482 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:16,733 - YOU KNOW, DAD STILL DRINKS. 483 00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,033 - THAT'S SWEET, 484 00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:20,033 BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO. 485 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,233 - LISTEN, I KNOW HOW FLAKY I'VE BEEN, 486 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,767 BUT THIS IS RIGHT FOR ME. 487 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,833 JUST LIKE YOU KNEW THIS LIFE WAS RIGHT FOR YOU 488 00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,133 WHEN YOU MET RAY. 489 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,467 - YEAH, BUT YOU GET TO GO TO ZAIRE, 490 00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:35,700 AND I'M STUCK HERE WITH HIS FAMILY. 491 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,933 THE BARONES COULD USE YOUR HELP, TOO, YOU KNOW. 492 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,133 - I CAN'T WORK MIRACLES. 493 00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,433 - [laughs] 494 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,433 [sighs] 495 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:53,133 THEN YOU BETTER PRAY FOR ME. 496 00:20:58,567 --> 00:20:59,933 - THAT'S IT? 497 00:20:59,933 --> 00:21:01,000 THAT'S IT FOR THE ICE CREAM? 498 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 THAT'S ALL WE HAD? 499 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,633 AW, GREAT. 500 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,067 - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 501 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,000 - NOTHING, I JUST WANTED A LITTLE MORE ICE CREAM, 502 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000 THAT'S ALL. 503 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,233 I HARDLY HAD ANY. 504 00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:12,933 I JUST WANTED A LITTLE MORE ICE CREAM. 505 00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:13,933 NOTHING. 506 00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:15,700 I--I HAD SQUAT. 507 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,767 I HAD NOTHING. 508 00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:18,933 NOTHING ICE CREAM. 509 00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:20,167 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 510 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,633 QUIT WHINING. 511 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,033 - BONGO MONKEY.