1 00:00:03,533 --> 00:00:07,133 - CHECK OUT HOW YOUR BROTHER SIGNS HIS CARD TO MY PARENTS, 2 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:10,267 AND KEEP IN MIND, HE'S KNOWN THEM FOR 12 YEARS. 3 00:00:10,267 --> 00:00:13,033 - "SEASON'S GREETINGS, RAYMOND BARONE." 4 00:00:14,967 --> 00:00:17,167 - YEAH, MR. WARMTH, HUH? - YEAH. 5 00:00:17,167 --> 00:00:18,367 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT MAY HELP YOU? 6 00:00:18,367 --> 00:00:21,833 PUT A LITTLE HAPPY FACE IN THE "O". 7 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:23,033 PEOPLE LOVE THAT. 8 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:25,200 - [chuckles] I'M REALLY GONNA MISS 9 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,967 HAVING CHRISTMAS WITH THEM. 10 00:00:26,967 --> 00:00:28,933 - OH, YEAH. THE ALTERNATING YEARS, HUH? 11 00:00:28,933 --> 00:00:31,333 YEAH, THAT'S A TREATY THAT YOU AND RAY WORKED OUT, RIGHT? 12 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:35,000 - WELL, I WAS DRUNK ON EGGNOG. 13 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,500 - SO WHAT ARE YOU AND RAY GONNA GET MOM AND DAD 14 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:37,500 FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR? 15 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:40,800 - I DON'T KNOW. EVERY YEAR IT'S SO HORRIBLE. 16 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,600 POOR RAY, ALWAYS WRONG. 17 00:00:44,733 --> 00:00:46,967 HE'S OVER THERE RIGHT NOW, FISHING FOR HINTS. 18 00:00:46,967 --> 00:00:50,000 - YEAH, HINTS. HA, HE'LL NEVER LEARN. 19 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,267 MOM DOESN'T GIVE IT UP SO EASY. 20 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:55,267 SHE ALWAYS GIVES THE SAME PREPARED STATEMENT EVERY YEAR. 21 00:00:55,267 --> 00:00:57,900 "OH, I DON'T NEED ANYTHING, DEARS. 22 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:01,000 I JUST WANT TWO NICE BOYS." 23 00:01:03,067 --> 00:01:04,533 - YOU TWO EVER TRY THAT? 24 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:07,700 - NICE? AH, IT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE. 25 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:11,233 WE USED TO JUST GO IN ON SOME JEAN NATE AFTER BATH SPLASH. 26 00:01:12,567 --> 00:01:15,800 - ALL RIGHT, I THINK I PICKED UP ON SOMETHING. 27 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,400 OH. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 28 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,400 - NOTHING. 29 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,033 OVER THERE SNIFFING OUT HINTS, RAY? 30 00:01:22,033 --> 00:01:23,233 - WHAT ARE YOU GETTING THEM? 31 00:01:23,233 --> 00:01:25,933 - YOU GO FIRST. - NO, NO, YOU GO FIRST. 32 00:01:25,933 --> 00:01:27,800 - I SAID "YOU GO FIRST" FIRST. 33 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,333 - SO? YOU GO FIRST. 34 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:32,067 - WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO AT THE SAME TIME? 35 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:34,167 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 36 00:01:35,633 --> 00:01:37,600 - ONE, TWO, THREE. 37 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,800 - HAMMOCK. 38 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,400 YOU--YOU... 39 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:45,500 YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 40 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,500 - HAMMOCK? 41 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,933 - THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S A PERFECT GIFT. 42 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:49,933 - YEAH? 43 00:01:49,933 --> 00:01:50,933 YOU REALLY SEE MOM 44 00:01:50,933 --> 00:01:53,367 FIGHTING HER WAY OUT OF A HAMMOCK? 45 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:55,933 - SHUT UP. SHE'LL LOVE IT. 46 00:01:55,933 --> 00:01:57,267 IT'S LIKE AN OUTDOOR COUCH. 47 00:01:57,267 --> 00:01:59,567 WHEN DAD LIES AROUND, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK AT HIM. 48 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:02,300 - WE SHOULD GET A HAMMOCK. 49 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:03,567 - HAMMOCK? - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 50 00:02:03,567 --> 00:02:04,900 SO LET'S HEAR YOUR IDEA. 51 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,367 - ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? 52 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:10,567 'CAUSE IT BLOWS YOUR HAMMOCK TO OYSTER BAY. 53 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:13,900 FAMILY PORTRAIT PHOTO. 54 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,100 - WHO WANTS THAT? 55 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:17,367 - I THINK MA DOES, OKAY? 56 00:02:17,367 --> 00:02:19,100 I THINK I WAS READING THE SIGNALS LOUD AND CLEAR. 57 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,100 - YEAH, AND WHAT WERE THE SIGNALS, RAY? 58 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:24,267 - SHE SAID, "RAYMOND, I WOULD REALLY LOVE 59 00:02:24,267 --> 00:02:27,967 "A FAMILY PORTRAIT PHOTO. 60 00:02:27,967 --> 00:02:31,067 INSTEAD OF SOMETHING USELESS, LIKE A HAMMOCK." 61 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,467 - SHE DID NOT SAY THAT. 62 00:02:32,467 --> 00:02:34,600 - SHE WILL. 63 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,400 - HMM... 64 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,167 YOU KNOW, RAY, ABOUT THIS PHOTO IDEA? 65 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,767 - YEAH. - IT'S REALLY STUPID. 66 00:02:39,767 --> 00:02:40,967 - WHY? 67 00:02:40,967 --> 00:02:42,567 IT'S PERFECT. IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS. 68 00:02:42,567 --> 00:02:43,967 - DON'T YOU THINK? 69 00:02:43,967 --> 00:02:45,167 LOOK, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEND, LIKE, 70 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:46,833 THIS WHOLE AWFUL AFTERNOON WITH THEM, 71 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,067 AND THEN AFTER WE'RE DONE, WE HAVE THIS PERMANENT REMINDER 72 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:51,967 OF THE WHOLE AWFUL AFTERNOON WITH THEM. 73 00:02:51,967 --> 00:02:53,467 - YOU LOSE. 74 00:02:53,467 --> 00:02:54,333 - YEAH, YOU WISH. 75 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:56,500 HOW ABOUT BACKING ME UP HERE A LITTLE? 76 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:59,367 - WE'RE ALREADY SPENDING ALL OF CHRISTMAS WITH THEM. 77 00:02:59,367 --> 00:03:01,867 - COME ON, IT'S A FAMILY PHOTO. IT'LL BE NICE. 78 00:03:01,867 --> 00:03:04,200 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 79 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,667 - THANK YOU, HONEY. 80 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:08,100 NYAH. 81 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,767 IT'S GOOD WE'RE GETTING IT DONE, YOU KNOW? 82 00:03:09,767 --> 00:03:10,967 'CAUSE... 83 00:03:10,967 --> 00:03:14,567 EVERY YEAR, YOU GET OLDER-LOOKING, RIGHT? 84 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,300 WHEN I SAY "YOU..." 85 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,300 I...I MEAN ME. 86 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:30,600 I MEAN ME PLUS $20. 87 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:39,867 - HERE ARE YOUR CHRISTMAS COOKIES. 88 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:43,300 I HAVE TO TELL YOU-- NOT YET. 89 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:45,733 - WILL SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THESE COOKIES 90 00:03:45,733 --> 00:03:47,567 SO I CAN HAVE ONE? 91 00:03:47,567 --> 00:03:48,800 - OH, MARIE, THOSE LOOK-- 92 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,200 - GOOD ENOUGH. 93 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,900 - HEY, MOM AND DAD, I THINK I KNOW 94 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,500 WHAT I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS. 95 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,833 - BETTER NOT BE A PET. 96 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:57,133 I HATE PEOPLE WHO GIVE PETS. 97 00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:58,667 - YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW, DAD. 98 00:03:58,667 --> 00:03:59,667 - GIVING A PET MEANS, 99 00:03:59,667 --> 00:04:02,767 "YOU'RE OLD, I FIND YOU BORING, TALK TO A BIRD." 100 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:07,467 - WE'RE THINKING OF GETTING YOU A FAMILY PHOTO. 101 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:10,533 - OH, RAYMOND, HOW DID YOU KNOW? 102 00:04:10,533 --> 00:04:13,033 - YOU TOLD HIM. 103 00:04:13,033 --> 00:04:16,233 AND YOU KNOW, MOM, MY GIFT, UNLIKE RAYMOND'S, 104 00:04:16,233 --> 00:04:18,500 IS A TOTAL SURPRISE. 105 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:21,067 AND...IS BETTER. 106 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:23,700 - YEAH, ANYWAY, MOM, MOM, 107 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:26,633 WE'RE GONNA SET IT UP, YOU KNOW, NEXT WEEK. 108 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,500 THIS WAY YOU'LL HAVE IT FOR CHRISTMASTIME. 109 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:29,700 I'M GONNA HAVE DEBRA SET IT UP. 110 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:32,900 - OH, RAYMOND, YOU'RE GOING TO SO MUCH TROUBLE. 111 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:36,000 - OH, YES, HE IS. 112 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,167 UM, YOU KNOW, MARIE, 113 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:39,667 WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CHRISTMAS, 114 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:41,167 I HAD THIS IDEA. 115 00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:42,733 NOW, I KNOW THIS YEAR IS YOUR TURN, 116 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:45,533 BUT I WAS THINKING OF STARTING A NEW TRADITION. 117 00:04:45,533 --> 00:04:48,200 WHAT IF WE SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE AT MY PARENTS' 118 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,533 AND CHRISTMAS DAY AT YOUR HOUSE? 119 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:53,900 THAT WAY, NOBODY MISSES CHRISTMAS TOGETHER. 120 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,000 - [chuckles] 121 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:59,800 THAT'S LOVELY. 122 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,000 BUT YOU'D HAVE TO LEAVE CONNECTICUT IN THE MIDDLE 123 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,600 OF THE NIGHT TO GET BACK FOR CHRISTMAS MORNING. 124 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,333 - OH, NO, WELL, WE WOULD JUST STAY OVERNIGHT THERE, 125 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,800 AND WE'D GET TO YOUR HOUSE ABOUT 10:00. 126 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,233 - [gasps] 127 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:12,633 BUT...BUT... 128 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:16,433 HOW ABOUT THE CHILDREN COMING DOWNSTAIRS IN THE MORNING 129 00:05:16,433 --> 00:05:19,267 AND OPENING THEIR PRESENTS, AND THEIR LITTLE FACES... 130 00:05:19,267 --> 00:05:22,567 HOW COULD YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME? 131 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:23,567 - WELL... 132 00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:26,600 THEY'LL STILL HAVE FACES AT 10:00. 133 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,533 - [laughing] "STILL HAVE FACES AT 10:00." 134 00:05:29,533 --> 00:05:32,600 [laughing] 135 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:37,267 [mouthing words] 136 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,767 - COME ON, 10:00'S FINE, MARIE. 137 00:05:43,767 --> 00:05:46,533 WHO NEEDS THAT CRACK-OF-DAWN CRAP? 138 00:05:46,533 --> 00:05:50,867 GRANDPA'LL GIVE YOU A BETTER SHOW AT 10:00. 139 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:52,800 - I HAVE TO SAY, DEBRA, 140 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,033 YOU'RE KILLING CHRISTMAS. 141 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,233 - MARIE, I-- YOU KNOW, 142 00:05:57,233 --> 00:06:00,400 IT'S REALLY NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. 143 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,300 RIGHT, RAY? 144 00:06:08,633 --> 00:06:12,033 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA, RAY? 145 00:06:12,033 --> 00:06:15,700 JUST LIKE I THOUGHT THE FAMILY PHOTO 146 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:18,833 WAS A GOOD IDEA. 147 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:22,067 I LOVED THAT IDEA, DIDN'T I, RAY? 148 00:06:23,767 --> 00:06:26,733 - YOU KNOW, IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF DRIVING. 149 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:34,600 DAD, COULD I BORROW $20? 150 00:06:37,633 --> 00:06:39,700 - I THINK YOU MADE A WONDERFUL GIFT CHOICE. 151 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,367 YOU HAVE A LOVELY FAMILY. 152 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:44,467 - YOU HAVEN'T MET EVERYBODY YET. 153 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,200 - DON'T WORRY. I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING. 154 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:50,633 I USED TO BE A CRIME SCENE PHOTOGRAPHER. 155 00:06:50,633 --> 00:06:54,267 - WELL, THEY WON'T BE AS QUIET AS YOUR OTHER CLIENTS. 156 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,400 - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE HERE. - HI. 157 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,600 - WHERE WERE YOU? WHAT HAPPENED? 158 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,400 YOU WERE RIGHT BEHIND US. 159 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,367 - YOUR FATHER PARKED A MILE AWAY. 160 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:04,133 - THERE'S METERS RIGHT OUT FRONT. 161 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,333 - THAT'S RIGHT. 162 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:07,700 METERS, MONEY, YOUR FATHER. 163 00:07:09,033 --> 00:07:12,900 - MOUTH, NOISE, YOUR MOTHER. 164 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,667 - FRANK, THERE'S A MIRROR OVER THERE. 165 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,033 WHY DON'T YOU GO COMB YOUR-- 166 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:18,467 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 167 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,800 - PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY-- 168 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,767 ONE OF THE ALL-TIME GREAT RACKETS. 169 00:07:25,767 --> 00:07:27,167 - ALL RIGHT, DAD, PLEASE. 170 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:29,300 - GRAB A CAMERA, FIND SOME CHUMPS, 171 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:33,233 MAKE 'EM SMILE AND SAY, "RIP-OFF." 172 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,300 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 173 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:40,400 YOU'RE TAKING THE PICTURE DRESSED LIKE THAT? 174 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,867 - RAY, I HAD TO COME STRAIGHT FROM WORK, OKAY? 175 00:07:42,867 --> 00:07:44,600 - YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE. 176 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,567 - WHAT? - WEARING THAT. 177 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:49,567 YOU'RE TRYING TO SCREW UP MY GIFT, RIGHT? 178 00:07:49,567 --> 00:07:51,467 HAMMOCK? 179 00:07:52,867 --> 00:07:55,233 - CALM DOWN. I BROUGHT CLOTHES. 180 00:07:55,233 --> 00:07:57,200 - YEAH, WELL, PUT 'EM ON, AND... 181 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,533 JUST WATCH YOURSELF. 182 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,200 - HI, ROBBIE. 183 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,767 YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE, AREN'T YOU, HONEY? 184 00:08:04,767 --> 00:08:06,433 - Y-YES, MA. 185 00:08:06,433 --> 00:08:07,967 LISTEN, MA, I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND 186 00:08:07,967 --> 00:08:09,667 WHY AMY COULDN'T BE IN THE PICTURE. 187 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:12,133 - WELL, BECAUSE IT'S A BARONE FAMILY PICTURE. 188 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:13,533 IS SHE A BARONE? 189 00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:14,933 - NOT YET, MA. 190 00:08:14,933 --> 00:08:16,100 - WELL, WHEN YOU MAKE HER A BARONE, 191 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:17,100 SHE'LL BE IN THE PICTURE. 192 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,700 - STOP PRESSURING ME! 193 00:08:33,267 --> 00:08:35,533 - YOU'RE NOT CHANGING? MOM, TELL HIM TO CHANGE. 194 00:08:35,533 --> 00:08:39,733 - [through clenched teeth] OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOING... 195 00:08:39,733 --> 00:08:41,667 MR. PORTRAITURE. 196 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:43,133 - YEAH. THAT'S FUNNY. 197 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:46,667 - COME ON, NOW, NOW, NOW, BOYS, BOYS, 198 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,133 PART OF MY PRESENT-- 199 00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:50,333 AS LOVELY AS THIS IS, RAYMOND-- 200 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,933 PART OF MY PRESENT IS THAT WE HAVE 201 00:08:51,933 --> 00:08:53,767 A FAMILY PICTURE THAT'S HAPPY. 202 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,967 AND PART OF A FAMILY PICTURE THAT'S HAPPY IS WHAT? 203 00:08:55,967 --> 00:08:57,400 - I WOULDN'T KNOW. - IT'S HIM--HE'S-- 204 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:01,300 - COME ON, PART OF A FAMILY PICTURE THAT'S HAPPY IS WHAT? 205 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:04,300 - TWO NICE BOYS. - TWO NICE BOYS. 206 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,067 - THAT'S NICE, DEARS. 207 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,067 SEE, NOW, THAT'S A MERRY CHRISTMAS. 208 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:11,167 - HI, ALL! - OHH, MOM AND DAD! 209 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:15,100 - FELIZ NAVIDAD. 210 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:23,667 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 211 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,233 - [evil laugh] 212 00:09:35,767 --> 00:09:37,200 - HELLO, EVERYONE. 213 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,767 - OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 214 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:39,967 I WAS GETTING WORRIED. 215 00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:42,600 - THE BLOODY PARKWAY WAS COMPLETELY JAMMED. 216 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,500 I MEAN JAMMED! 217 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,967 - HELLO, ROBERT. 218 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:49,733 - [unenthusiastic] HELLO. 219 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:53,533 - OH, MARIE, ISN'T THIS EXCITING? 220 00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:55,567 A PICTURE OF ALL OF US. 221 00:09:55,567 --> 00:09:58,833 DO YOU KNOW, WE DON'T HAVE ANY PHOTOS OF US TOGETHER? 222 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:01,567 - I WONDER WHY THAT IS. 223 00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:05,267 RAYMOND, COULD I SEE YOU FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE? 224 00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:07,433 - OW, OW. NAILS, NAILS, NAILS! 225 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,733 - RAYMOND, 226 00:10:09,733 --> 00:10:12,800 YOU KNOW THAT I CARE FOR DEBRA'S PARENTS A GREAT DEAL. 227 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,200 - EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 228 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,833 - DON'T BE FRESH. 229 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,600 WHY ARE WARREN AND LOIS HERE? 230 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,100 - I DON'T KNOW; I'M JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE, MOM. 231 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:24,833 - I'M NOT SURPRISED, RAYMOND. 232 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,267 I'M DISAPPOINTED. 233 00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:28,300 - NOW, ALL RIGHT. NO, DON'T-- 234 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,867 DON'T GET DISAPPOINTED. 235 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:32,533 - ISN'T THIS MYPRESENT? 236 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:35,433 YOU FINALLY GOT ME A DECENT PRESENT-- 237 00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:37,900 - IT'S STILL DECENT, MOM. I'M--LOOK-- 238 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:41,867 ALL RIGHT, JUST HELP ROBERT TUCK HIS SHIRT IN OR SOMETHING. 239 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,400 - HOLA, RAMON. 240 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:46,933 YO ESTOY LISTO PARA LA FOTOGRAFIA. 241 00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:48,333 [laughs] 242 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,167 - OKAY. 243 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:51,000 - THAT'S "HELLO, RAYMOND. 244 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,133 I AM READY FOR THE PHOTOGRAPH." 245 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:56,600 I'M PRACTICING MY SPANISH 'CAUSE LOIS AND I ARE... 246 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:00,333 ON OUR WAY TO BUENOS AIRES. 247 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:03,733 - OH, YEAH? 248 00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:05,733 WHAT--WHAT TIME'S THE FLIGHT? 249 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,200 - WELL, IT WON'T BE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS NOW. 250 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,300 DESPUES DEL AÑO NUEVO. 251 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:13,133 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT. 252 00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:15,867 - I BROUGHT ANOTHER PASHMINA 253 00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:17,400 IN CASE YOU WANT TO WEAR ONE TOO. 254 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:22,000 - OH, THAT COULD BE SO CUTE! MATCHING PASHMINAS. 255 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,200 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 256 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,200 OH, THIS IS SUCH FUN, RAYMOND. 257 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,300 - YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 258 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,133 WHAT'S WITH YOUR PARENTS? 259 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,367 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - M-MY MOM'S ALL UPSET. 260 00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:35,167 SHE DIDN'T KNOW YOUR PARENTS WERE GONNA BE IN THE PICTURE. 261 00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:37,867 - WELL, OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA BE IN THE PICTURE. 262 00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:39,033 - YOU TOLD THEM TO COME? 263 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,367 - WELL, YES, RAY. 264 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,033 I MEAN, YOU SAID "FAMILY PHOTO," SO... 265 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:44,300 FAMILY PHOTO. 266 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,100 - BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME. 267 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,400 - WELL, I ASSUMED YOU KNEW 268 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,467 THAT MY PARENTS WERE PART OF THE FAMILY. 269 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,967 - OKAY, YES, I KNEW, 270 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:54,500 BUT YOU HAD TO KNOW THAT MY MOM 271 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,933 WOULD GO ALL "DOG DAY AFTERNOON"ON US 272 00:11:56,933 --> 00:12:01,067 IF--IF--IF YOUR PARENTS ARE IN HER PICTURE. 273 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:02,900 - WELL...UH... 274 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:04,900 - OHHH... 275 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,333 OH-H-H-H... 276 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:08,133 - WHAT? 277 00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,267 WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER? 278 00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:10,800 - YOU DID KNOW SHE WOULD HATE THIS. 279 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,967 YOU DIDKNOW. 280 00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:16,000 SABOTAGE. 281 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,200 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 282 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,933 - WHY--WHY ARE YOUR PARENTS HERE? 283 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:23,100 - BECAUSE THEY'RE PART OF THE FAMILY, RAY. 284 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,033 AND SINCE I WON'T BE SEEING THEM AT CHRISTMAS-- 285 00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:27,233 - OHHH... 286 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:28,233 OKAY. 287 00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:29,567 LITTLE DEBBIE'S REVENGE. 288 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:31,100 YOU--YOU'RE TRYING TO GET BACK AT ME 289 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,333 BECAUSE I DIDN'T "SUPPORT" YOU 290 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,400 WITH YOUR LITTLE STUPID CHRISTMAS DAY THING. 291 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,100 - IT IS NOT STUPID FOR ME TO WANT TO BE 292 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,200 WITH MY FAMILY AT CHRISTMAS INSTEAD OF YOURS. 293 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,667 - INSTEAD OF MINE. YOU SAID INSTEAD OF MINE. 294 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,433 THAT MEANS YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE WITH MINE AT ALL. 295 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:44,533 - I AM WITH THEM EVERY DAY! - WELL, SO AM I! 296 00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:47,167 [clapping] 297 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,400 - OKAY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALMOST READY FOR THE GROWNUPS. 298 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,767 - HEY, SNAPS. 299 00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:52,433 - OFFICER BARONE! 300 00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:54,367 HEY, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE I LEFT THE FORCE. 301 00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:56,433 - YEAH, WELL, I MADE SERGEANT. 302 00:12:56,433 --> 00:13:00,500 SO YOU'RE TAKING PICTURES OF THE LIVING NOW, HUH? 303 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,833 - YEAH, MOSTLY. 304 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,033 WHAT WAS OUR LAST JOB TOGETHER? 305 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,867 WHAT WAS IT, THE BRONX? 306 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,567 - THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH. 307 00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,533 DECAPITATION. 308 00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:10,800 - YEAH. - YEAH. 309 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,367 [both laughing] 310 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,500 - CAN WE JUST TAKE THE PICTURE? 311 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,500 - LOOK, YOU BETTER GO TELL YOUR PARENTS 312 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,067 THAT THIS IS NOT COOL. 313 00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:24,267 - I CERTAINLY WILL NOT. 314 00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:26,400 WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER SHE BETTER ACCEPT THE FACT 315 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,833 THAT SHE DOES NOT GET TO DECIDE 316 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:30,133 WHO IS IN AND OUT OF THIS FAMILY. 317 00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:33,233 - JUST TALK TO YOUR MOTHER. 318 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,400 - YOU TALK TO YOUR MOTHER. 319 00:13:43,267 --> 00:13:45,333 - HEY, HOW MUCH LONGER? - I DON'T KNOW. 320 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,533 A COUPLE MINUTES. LOOK, I GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 321 00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,800 - I CAN'T TAKE THAT WARREN ANYMORE. 322 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,533 SEÑOR WINDBAG. - ALL RIGHT. 323 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:55,100 - HE KEEPS TELLING ME ABOUT HIS LATEST COLLECTION. 324 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,600 VINTAGE WALKING STICKS. 325 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,833 - WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 326 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,300 - TALK ABOUT A WASTE OF MONEY. 327 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,767 HE DOESN'T EVEN LIMP. 328 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,433 - JUST GO BE NICE TO HIM. 329 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:06,733 - HE'S EVEN GOT ONE THAT HOLDS BOOZE IN IT. 330 00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:08,633 SURPRISE! 331 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,033 - HEY, MA. HOW YOU DOING? 332 00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,233 - DID YOU TALK TO DEBRA? 333 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:17,767 - YES, I DID. WE HAD A GREAT TALK. 334 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:18,867 NOW, HERE'S THE THING-- 335 00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:21,767 - RAYMOND-- - NO, JUST LISTEN, MOM. 336 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,233 IT'S--IT'S CHRISTMAS. 337 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:27,600 YOU KNOW, YOU-- YOU LOVE CHRISTMAS. 338 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,933 REMEMBER--REMEMBER THAT CHRISTMAS MOVIE, 339 00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:31,367 "A CHRISTMAS CAROL?" 340 00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:33,133 HUH? REMEMBER THE LITTLE CRIPPLED BOY, 341 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,633 AND HE SAID--HE SAID, 342 00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:38,733 "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT." 343 00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:41,333 SO--SO HE WANTS US... 344 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:44,100 ALL... 345 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,200 TO HAVE A GOOD... 346 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,667 OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? 347 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:53,533 WE PUT HER PARENTS AT THE EDGE OF THE PICTURE, 348 00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:56,467 AND LATER, YOU CAN CUT 'EM OUT. 349 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,900 - IT'S ALL RIGHT, RAYMOND. 350 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,333 I'M NOT FEELING VERY WELL. 351 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:11,267 WHY DON'T YOU ALL TAKE THE PICTURE WITHOUT ME? 352 00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:13,700 - MOM! I DID THIS FOR YOU, MOM. 353 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:14,900 I DID IT FOR YOU. 354 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,333 - I THOUGHT SO TOO. 355 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,267 - ALL RIGHT, JUST WAIT HERE. WAIT HERE. 356 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,633 - EXCUSE ME, RAY, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 357 00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:23,433 - WHAT? 358 00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:24,667 - AMY CAN'T BE IN THE PICTURE, 359 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:27,633 BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR HOITY AND TOITY? 360 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,133 - WHAT? I DON'T CARE-- 361 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,533 I DON'T CARE IF AMY'S IN IT OR NOT. 362 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:35,600 TALK TO MOM. 363 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:39,300 - WELL, YOU SEE, I WOULD, BUT SHE'S PRETTY UPSET. 364 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:40,700 NICE GIFT. 365 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,233 - OKAY, EVERYBODY. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 366 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:48,000 - YEAH, OKAY. SURE, SURE. 367 00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,900 ALL RIGHT. LISTEN. 368 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,433 SHE'S CRYING. 369 00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:55,833 - SHE IS NOT. 370 00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:58,267 - SHE'S GOT THE DRY CRIES. 371 00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:02,233 - RAY. 372 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,433 - AS SOON AS I GET THE ADULTS IN, 373 00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:04,633 THEN I CAN BRING IN THE KIDS. 374 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:05,833 - RIGHT. NO PROBLEM. 375 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,800 ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME? - NO. 376 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,100 - THIS IS SO TYPICAL OF YOUR MOTHER. 377 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,400 IT'S EITHER HER WAY OR NO WAY. 378 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,000 THIS PICTURE, WHERE WE SPEND THE HOLIDAYS, 379 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,200 HOW I RAISE MY CHILDREN. 380 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,433 WELL, GUESS WHAT? NOT THIS TIME. 381 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,233 - OH...COME ON. 382 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:21,100 YOU'RE KILLIN' ME HERE! 383 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,433 THIS IS THE--THE-- THE FIRST GIFT I'M GETTING HER 384 00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:25,833 THAT EVEN HAS A CHANCE OF WORKING. 385 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:28,100 REMEMBER THE TOASTER? HUH? 386 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,600 THE--THE AQUARIUM? 387 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,700 THE--THE FRUIT OF THE FRICKIN' MONTH CLUB? 388 00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,467 DON'T YOU SEE? 389 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,267 I-I THOUGHT SHE WOULD LIKE THIS BECAUSE... 390 00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:46,067 SHE TOLD ME SHE WOULD. 391 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,200 COME ON, HEY, LOOK, JUST TAKE THE PICTURE, 392 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,300 AND THEN I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 393 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,733 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL TAKE THE PICTURE. 394 00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:54,633 - THANK YOU. 395 00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:56,767 - AS LONG AS MY PARENTS CAN BE IN IT TOO. 396 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,200 - [whimpers] 397 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,533 ACCH-- 398 00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:03,100 [screaming silently] 399 00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:15,000 FINE, OKAY. FINE. 400 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,400 THEY'RE IN. THEY'RE IN. 401 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,633 THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING. 402 00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:19,100 NOW, IF WE COULD JUST PLEASE GET OVER THERE. 403 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,033 PLEASE, COME ON. COME ON. 404 00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:22,800 DID I TELL YOU HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU LOOK? 405 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,567 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE LIKE A NICE LITTLE PEACH. 406 00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:26,867 OKAY. DAD! 407 00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:28,067 WE'RE READY. ENOUGH WITH THE COOKIES. 408 00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,300 ENOUGH. COME ON. 409 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,867 HAD ENOUGH COOKIES, AND JUST STRAIGHTEN THE TIE. 410 00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:34,400 - HEY, IT'S TOO TIGHT! YOU'RE POPPIN' MY HEAD OFF. 411 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,067 - [chuckling] 412 00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:38,233 YEAH, WE WOULDN'T WANT TO DO THAT. 413 00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:39,233 OKAY. 414 00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:41,067 WARREN, VAYA CON DIOS. 415 00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,300 - ACTUALLY, RAYMOND, THAT MEANS, "GO WITH GOD." 416 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,400 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 417 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,300 I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY, OKAY. 418 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,367 RIGHT OVER THERE, VAYA CON FRANCO. 419 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:51,533 - OH, NO. - YEAH, HERE YOU GO. 420 00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,900 OKAY? OKAY. 421 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,333 COME ON, ROBERT! YOU READY? 422 00:17:57,433 --> 00:17:58,533 - YEAH. 423 00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,600 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA CHANGE. 424 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,733 - I DECIDED NOT TO. 425 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,233 - LOOK, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT AMY'S NOT IN THE PICTURE. 426 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:09,467 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 427 00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:11,233 DEBRA'S NOT ALLOWED IN YOUR HAMMOCK. 428 00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:13,767 - YOU'RE NOT EITHER. 429 00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:14,967 - FINE. 430 00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:16,500 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, LEAVE YOUR UNIFORM ON. 431 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,533 JUST GET OVER THERE. 432 00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:19,600 - GET OVER THERE WHAT? - GET OVER THERE NOW. 433 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,433 - GET OVER THERE... 434 00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:24,000 - PLEASE? 435 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,800 - THERE YOU GO, RAYMOND. 436 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,433 YOU'LL FIND THAT A LITTLE KINDNESS GOES A LONG WAY. 437 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:30,733 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 438 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,433 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALMOST EVERYBODY. 439 00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:48,367 - ALL RIGHT, MA, 440 00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:50,567 LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALL GONNA WORK OUT. 441 00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:52,600 - IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT WAY, RAYMOND. 442 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,900 - NO. 443 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,833 NO, NO, IT IS. 444 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,333 IT IS. [sniffs] OH, YOU SMELL NICE. 445 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,233 WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT A NEW PERFUME? 446 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:01,667 - NO, IT'S WHAT I ALWAYS WEAR. 447 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,867 IT'S MY JEAN NATE. 448 00:19:03,867 --> 00:19:06,133 - OH. 449 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:10,000 OH, I'VE ALWAYS-- I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THAT. 450 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 AND I GOT TO-- I GOT TO SAY SOMETHING. 451 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,400 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU THIS, 452 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,967 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT YOU IS? 453 00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:17,167 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 454 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:19,533 - YOU KNOW, MA, IF-- PLEASE, I'M-- 455 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,900 I'M JUST TRYING TO COMPLIMENT YOU, THAT'S ALL. 456 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,233 I JUST-- 457 00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:24,433 I JUST LOVE THE WAY 458 00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:26,667 YOU'RE JUST SO OPEN-MINDED AND CONSIDERATE, 459 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,667 ESPECIALLY WHEN SOMEONE'S TRYING TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU. 460 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,900 - RAYMOND, YOU ARE PUTTING ME INTO A VERY AWKWARD SITUATION. 461 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,100 - NO, I'M NOT. 462 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,767 I'M PUTTING YOU INTO YOUR CHRISTMAS PICTURE, 463 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:35,900 WHICH YOU'RE GONNA LOVE. 464 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,567 HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK. IT'S MOM. 465 00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:44,533 IF YOU COULD JUST-- PLEASE, JUST TRY TO SMILE. 466 00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:45,900 - I WILL, RAYMOND. 467 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:49,000 BUT THIS IS NOT THE PRESENT I WANTED. 468 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,167 - RAYMOND, I JUST NOTICED 469 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,267 THAT THIS BACKGROUND IS BLUE. 470 00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:59,667 DO I HAVE TIME TO CHANGE INTO MY GRAY PASHMINA? 471 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,667 - GET BACK IN YOUR PLACE! 472 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:07,533 WE'RE TAKIN' THIS DAMN PICTURE! 473 00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:09,567 DON'T YOU SEE WHAT I'M DEALING WITH HERE? 474 00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:10,367 ARE YOU BLIND? 475 00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:12,667 - UH, RAYMOND-- - BAAHHH! 476 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:16,233 NO HABLA TALKY-TALKY. OKAY? 477 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,433 I'VE HAD IT WITH--WITH-- 478 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,100 WITH TRYING TO MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY. 479 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,800 I WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE! 480 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,000 I'M--I'M SICK OF EVERYBODY COMING UP TO ME-- 481 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,133 "OH, TALK TO DEBRA." "TALK TO YOUR MOTHER." 482 00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:27,733 "WHY CAN'T MY GIRLFRIEND BE IN THE PICTURE?" 483 00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:29,567 "OH, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH THEM." 484 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,567 "OH, FIX IT, RAYMOND--TALK." I'M DONE TALKING. 485 00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:33,233 DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE, YOU HEAR ME? 486 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,867 IF YOU WANT TO TALK, TALK TO YOURSELVES, 487 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,700 'CAUSE I'M OUT! 488 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,167 - MAYBE I'LL JUST WEAR THE BLUE. 489 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:56,067 - OKAY, HERE WE GO. 490 00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:57,467 - I DON'T THINK WE BETTER-- 491 00:20:57,467 --> 00:20:59,267 - WE'RE TAKING THE PICTURE. WE'RE TAKING THE PICTURE. 492 00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:00,967 - LISTEN, IF YOU NEED 5 MINUTES, I CAN-- 493 00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:02,833 - NO, NO, TAKE THE PICTURE. TAKE THE PICTURE. 494 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,033 - OH, ALL RIGHT. LOOK OVER HERE. 495 00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:06,433 GIVE ME A BIG SMILE 496 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,800 AND SAY, "MERRY"-- 497 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,967 - TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE. 498 00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:12,067 - ALL RIGHTY. ONE, TWO-- 499 00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,367 [shutter clicks] 500 00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:22,767 NOW WE'RE WARMING UP. 501 00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:25,867 THESE ARE LIVING PEOPLE. ALL RIGHT. 502 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,100 ONE MORE. HERE WE GO. 503 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,300 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. SMILE, EVERYBODY. 504 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:34,067 WE DON'T WANT RAYMOND TO THROW ANOTHER HISSY FIT. 505 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,867 [chuckling] 506 00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:38,800 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 507 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,067 ALL RIGHT. ONE FOR THE MANTEL, NOW. 508 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:44,100 - [imitating Ray] NOBODY TALK TO ME ANYMORE! 509 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,367 [all laughing] 510 00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:47,200 [shutter clicks] 511 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,067 - VERY GOOD! VERY GOOD. 512 00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:51,600 ONE, TWO... 513 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,400 - ROBERT GOT YOU A HAMMOCK. 514 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,333 [shutter clicks]