[crowd cheering over TV]
- OH, HEY, GUYS.
both: YEAH.
- DON'T MIND ME.
I'M JUST GONNA...LIVE HERE.
HEY, MONKEY. - HEY.
- SORRY I'M LATE. - YEP.
- I'D ASK HOW YOUR DAY WAS, BUT I JUST WALKED PAST
500 POUNDS OF BAD DAY ON THE COUCH.
- YEAH, AND YOUR FATHER WAS IN OUR YARD TODAY
WITH HIS METAL DETECTOR.
- OH, YOU'RE KIDDING.
DID HE DIG AGAIN?
- YEAH, FOUR-FOOT HOLE. FOUND A NICKEL.
- SHOULD SPRINKLE A ROLL OF QUARTERS OUT THERE.
HE'LL DIG US A POOL.
WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE HAPPENED?
- OH, SOME KID ON ALLY'S BUS HAS BEEN PICKING ON HER.
DO YOU WANT TWO PIECES OF CHICKEN OR--
- WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT?
SOMEBODY'S PICKING ON ALLY?
- OH, IT'S NOTHING. SOME KID CALLING HER NAMES.
- OH, NO.
WELL, WHAT KIND OF NAMES IS HE CALLING HER?
- IT'S NOTHING. KID STUFF.
- OHH... KIDS ARE THE WORST.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT BAD THING RHYMES WITH ALLY?
PALLY? CRALLY? SCHNALLY?
FINALE?
- YEAH, RAY, RAY, RAY.
- THIS IS HOW BULLIES WORK, DEBRA.
THEY FIND A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH YOUR NAME,
AND THEN YOU'RE THAT UNTIL COLLEGE.
TRUST ME, I GREW UP WITH THE NAME RAYMOND.
- WHAT RHYMES WITH RAYMOND?
- HOW ABOUT "LAME-MOND GAY-MOND GO AWAY-MOND"?
I STILL DON'T SEE THE HUMOR.
[jaunty piano music]
[dramatic music]
THEY'RE COMING!
choir: [singing] FREUDE, SCHOENER GOETTERFUNKEN
TOCHTER AUS ELYSIUM
WIR BETRETEN FEUERTRUNKEN
HIMMLISCHE, DEIN HEILIGTUM
DEINE ZAUBER BINDEN WIEDER
WAS DIE MODE STRENG GETEILT
ALLE MENSCH--
[electricity crackles]
[lock clicks]
[heart beating]
[metal squeaks]
choir: [singing] FREUDE, SCHOENER...
- GUESS WHAT DEBRA JUST TOLD ME.
- TO COME IN HERE AND FLAP YOUR GUMS
WHEN THERE'S TWO MINUTES LEFT IN THE GAME.
- SOME KID'S BEEN BULLYING ALLY.
[TV clicks]
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHO? WHO IS IT? WHO'S DOING IT?
- I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
SOME OLDER KID'S PICKING ON HER,
CALLING HER NAMES.
- OH, BOY.
AT LEAST ALLY'S NAME
DOESN'T RHYME WITH ANYTHING BATHROOM-RELATED.
UNLESS...
[muttering to himself]
NO, NO, YOU'RE CLEAR.
- THIS REALLY BUNCHES MY SHORTS.
- WHAT? YOU CARE?
- HEY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY GRANDDAUGHTER HERE.
OF COURSE I CARE.
- YEAH, LIKE YOU CARED WHEN WE GOT BULLIED.
"STOP CRYING! PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT US."
- YEAH.
"THESE AREN'T MY KIDS."
YOU NEVER HELPED US.
- ALLY'S A GIRL, NANCY.
- DEB, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT ALLY BEING PICKED ON?
- OH, SHE'S FINE.
IT'S JUST SOME BOY ON HER BUS.
- A BOY? - ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET HIM.
- WAIT. WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT IN THE CAR.
LET'S ROLL.
- YEAH, I COULD RUN A CHECK TO SEE IF THE FAMILY
HAS ANY OUTSTANDING WARRANTS.
- RAY.
- CAN'T WE EVEN RUN A CHECK?
- LISTEN, THAT'S REALLY NICE,
BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO SADDLE UP
AND FORM A POSSE.
- DEBRA DOESN'T GET IT.
- WHAT? WHAT DON'T I GET?
- WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE PICKED ON.
- OH, YEAH. YOU WERE POPULAR.
- YEAH, WE KNOW.
WE KNOW WHAT A BIG DEAL THIS IS TO ALLY
'CAUSE WE WENT THROUGH IT,
ESPECIALLY ON THE BUS.
- OH, THE BUS. WEDGIES, WET WILLIES.
- WHO'S WET WILLIE?
- THEY WOULD WET THEIR FINGER
AND STICK IT IN YOUR EAR.
IT WAS CHILLING.
GET AWAY WITH THAT THERE!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WARN ME WHEN HE'S NEXT TO ME.
- WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE, FRANK?
YOU SAID YOU WERE COMING ACROSS THE STREET
TO READ THE TWINS A BEDTIME STORY.
- I DID.
AND WHEN HANSEL AND GRETEL
GOT AWAY FROM THE WITCH,
I GOT INSPIRED AND STAYED HERE.
- HEY, MA, DID YOU HEAR? ALLY'S BEING BULLIED.
- WHAT? - YEAH, YEAH.
SOME KID NAMED TODD FEENY.
- FEENY? GOT IT.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. TAKE CARE OF IT?
- I'LL CALL HIS MOTHER.
DON'T WORRY. I'M VERY GOOD AT THIS.
- ALL RIGHT, WAIT. LISTEN, ALLY WILL BE FINE.
SHE'S A VERY STRONG LITTLE GIRL.
- NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S GOT ARMS LIKE TWIGS.
- I DIDN'T MEAN--
LOOK, I APPRECIATE THAT YOU ALL CARE ABOUT HER.
I DO. BUT ENOUGH, REALLY.
- WELL, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO, NOTHING?
- YES, RAY, NOTHING.
HOW ABOUT WE DON'T INTERFERE
AND LET HER LIVE HER OWN LIFE?
MAYBE WE COULD SET AN EXAMPLE.
- AN EXAMPLE FOR WHO?
- [giggling] - I KNOW.
- HEY, ALLY.
WAITING FOR THE BUS? - YEAH.
- I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SAY
"HAVE A GOOD DAY" BEFORE, YOU KNOW,
WITH MOMMY ALL AROUND, SO I THOUGHT I'D COME OUT HERE.
SO HAVE A GOOD DAY, THERE.
- OKAY. - OKAY.
HEY, WHO IS THIS? TODD FEENY?
- NO.
- IS THIS TODD FEENY?
- NO.
- YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I'M ALL THE WAY OUT HERE,
WHY DON'T I JUST WAIT FOR THE BUS WITH YOU?
- YEAH. - OKAY.
GREAT. GOOD.
WAITIN' FOR THE OLD SCHOOL BUS.
I REMEMBER THIS.
LONG TIME AGO, THOUGH.
I REMEMBER WAITING FOR THE BUS
TO BE INVENTED.
THAT'S HOW LONG AGO THAT WAS.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I REMEMBER AS A KID?
THAT NOT ALL THE KIDS WERE NICE.
- BYE, DADDY. - WELL, WAIT, ALLY.
I WANTED TO ALSO TELL YOU THAT--
OKAY.
BYE, ALLY.
HAVE FUN.
I LOVE YOU!
UHH! OHH!
- HEY, I'M SORRY. DID I GET YOU?
- NO, NO, NO. NOT REALLY.
HI, I'M, UH...
I'M ALLY'S DAD, RAY.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M DOTTIE.
- HI.
NICE-LOOKING RIDE YOU GOT HERE.
- THANKS.
YOU NEED SOMETHING?
- YEAH--NO, NO.
I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD MORNING.
AND, OH, ONE THING.
I-I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT A LITTLE PROBLEM
BETWEEN ALLY AND ANOTHER CHILD.
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
- OKAY, GREAT. GOOD.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOU WERE AWARE OF THE SITUATION.
- I AM.
- OKAY, OKAY, GOOD.
- DO YOU WANT TO RIDE WITH US TODAY?
- OH...
NO.
NO, NO. NO.
NO, NO, YEAH? YEAH?
- BEHIND THE WHITE LINE.
- HI, HONEY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- GOING FOR A RIDE.
HEY. HI, THERE.
YOU MIND IF I SIT WITH YOU?
- SAVED.
- WHAT?
- SAVED.
- OH.
OH, OKAY. FAIR ENOUGH.
IS THIS SAVED ALSO?
OKAY, LOOK. IS THAT ALLOWED, 'CAUSE--
- I CAN'T DRIVE UNTIL EVERYONE'S SEATED.
- SHE WON'T LET ME.
SO...
ANOTHER DAY, HUH?
ANOTHER DAY, RIGHT?
YEAH, SCHOOL SUCKS.
LIKE, MATH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
WHEN ARE YOU EVER GONNA USE THAT?
HOW ABOUT NEVER?
HEY, UH,
DO YOU KNOW WHICH-- WHICH KID IS TODD FEENY?
HELLO.
LOOK...HOW ABOUT--
HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A DOLLAR
IF YOU TELL ME WHICH ONE TODD IS.
THANK YOU.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, MISSY.
- DID YOU FAIL THE SIXTH GRADE
LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES OR SOMETHING?
[kids giggling]
- NO.
[kids chattering]
OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LETTING ME RIDE ALONG.
KIND OF WISH THERE HAD BEEN SOME BULLYING
SO I COULD HAVE PUT A STOP TO IT.
- OH, SHE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING WITH YOU ON THE BUS.
- SHE?
NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT TODD FEENY.
- TODD FEENY?
ALL HE'S EVER DONE
IS DEFEND HIS LITTLE SISTER JUDY.
- WHAT?
- ALLY'S BEEN PICKING ON JUDY FEENY.
- ALLY? MY ALLY?
ALLY BARONE?
- YEAH.
- WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS ONE?
THE LITTLE BALLERINA THERE?
- YEAH, YEAH. THEY'RE ALL ANGELS.
- ARE YOU SURE THAT IT'S ALLY MAKING THE TROUBLE, 'CAUSE...
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE LOOKING IN THAT MIRROR,
EVERYTHING'S REVERSED.
- JUDY FEENY WEARS THESE BIG THICK GLASSES,
AND YOUR LITTLE ALLY SAYS SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OWL.
- OKAY, WELL...
- SO SHE, UH, HOOTS AT HER.
AND SHE GOES,
"JUDY HOOTIE, SHE'S GOT COOTIES."
- OH.
OH.
- THE KIDS LIKE TO FIND A WORD
THAT RHYMES WITH SOMEONE'S NAME,
AND WHEN THEY DO, THEY JUST NEVER LET UP.
- I KNOW. I KNOW.
- HEY. - HEY.
I THOUGHT YOU LEFT FOR WORK
WITHOUT KISSING ME GOOD-BYE.
- I RODE THE BUS TO SCHOOL TODAY WITH ALLY.
- YOU DID? - YES.
AND ALLY'S THE BULLY. - WHAT?
- WELL, DOTTIE TOLD ME--
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DOTTIE?
- THE BUS DRIVER. TAKE AN INTEREST.
ANYWAY, SHE TOLD ME
THAT ALLY'S BEEN PICKING ON
THIS LITTLE GIRL WITH BIG GLASSES,
CALLING HER AN OWL.
JUDY HOOTIE. RHYMING.
- HUH.
- THAT'S YOUR REACTION TO, "YOUR DAUGHTER'S A BULLY"?
"HUH?"
- NO.
IT'S NOT RIGHT, AND I'LL TALK TO HER.
- THAT'S IT?
YOU SEEM PRETTY LAISSEZ-FAIRE ABOUT THIS.
- LAISSEZ-FAIRE.
SHE'S JUST BEING A KID.
THAT'S WHAT KIDS DO, HONEY.
- NO, NO, NOT ALL KIDS.
NOT ME. NOT ROBERT.
NOT LITTLE JUDY HOOTIE,
WHO'S BEEN ACCUSED OF HAVING COOTIES.
- I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
- I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER.
YEAH, YEAH.
CUTE LITTLE FACE, BLONDE HAIR--
THAT'S HER COVER.
RIGHT?
SHE SEEMS HARMLESS. OKAY, YEAH.
SHE'S LIKE THE FISH
THAT DISGUISES ITSELF AS A ROCK, YOU KNOW,
AND THEN YOU SWIM BY...
RRRAHHH!
- SHE'S A NORMAL KID, RAY.
- NO, NORMAL KIDS DON'T PICK ON OTHER KIDS.
- WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU WERE A KID. YOU KNOW.
THE BUS, THE PLAYGROUND.
THOSE ARE ALL TOUGH PLACES.
- WELL, IT TURNS OUT THEY WEREN'T SO TOUGH
UNTIL SHE SHOWED UP.
- OH... PLEASE, RAY.
- OH, THAT'S RIGHT. JUST WALK AWAY.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE TO POINT A FINGER, BUT...
SHE'S THIS WAY BECAUSE OF YOU.
- EXCUSE ME?
- THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME.
YOU'RE THE ROLE MODEL FOR HER, NOT ME.
I'M NOT THE WOMAN HERE.
- OH, NO?
- AH, SEE? RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT ATTITUDE, THAT SMARTY-PANTS,
STICK UP FOR YOURSELF,
DON'T TAKE ANY CRAP FROM ANYBODY--
- SO YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF TEACHING MY DAUGHTER
TO BE SELF-CONFIDENT.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
EVERY JERK I EVER MET WAS SELF-CONFIDENT.
- YEAH. NOT EVERY JERK.
LISTEN, I KNOW THE IDEA OF BEING INDEPENDENT
IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN THE WAY YOUR MOTHER RAISED YOU--
- HEY, HEY, HEY.
NEVER MIND WHAT MY MOTHER DID, OKAY?
AT LEAST I DIDN'T TURN OUT PUSHY AND MEAN LIKE...
- WHAT?
ME?
YOU THINK I'M PUSHY AND MEAN?
- YOU WANT TO PUSH ME RIGHT NOW, DON'T YOU?
- YEAH, YOU'D PROBABLY TATTLE.
- WOW, I'LL TELL YOU,
IT'S A GOOD THING WE DIDN'T KNOW EACH OTHER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE,
'CAUSE I WOULDN'T HAVE LIKED YOU.
- I WOULDN'T HAVE LIKED YOU EITHER, OKAY?
- YEAH, YEAH, STANDING IN YOUR LITTLE GROUPS AT SCHOOL,
MAKING FUN OF THE KID
WHOSE MOM SHOWED UP WITH HIS SNOW PANTS.
- [laughing] SNOW PANTS.
- THERE WAS A GOOD CHANCE OF SNOW.
SEE? YOU--YOU'RE BRINGING ALLY
INTO THE FAMILY BUSINESS.
DEBRA BARONE'S ASS-KICKING INCORPORATED.
PUSHING PEOPLE DOWN SINCE 1972.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
THAT'S BETTER THAN WORKING AT RAY'S HOUSE OF WUSS.
YOU WANT HER TO BE TOTALLY DEPENDENT ON YOU.
- NO, I DON'T. - YOU RODE HER BUS TODAY!
- SO--YEAH, AND YOU TAUGHT HER TO BE SELF-CONFIDENT,
AND NOW SHE'S HANGING KIDS OUT THE BUS WINDOW BY THEIR ANKLES.
- I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD TALK TO HER
ABOUT PICKING ON THAT LITTLE GIRL
WHEN SHE GETS HOME.
- NO, YOU DON'T TALK TO HER. YOU'LL SPIN IT.
I'LL TALK TO HER.
- DON'T YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK OR...SOMEPLACE?
- YEAH, YEAH, AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THE KISS GOOD-BYE.
- OH, NO. WHAT'LL I DO?
- YOU'LL MISS IT, BABY.
- OH, YEAH.
HEY, HEY, LAME-MOND GAY-MOND GO AWAY-MOND.
- BULLY!
YOU BULLY!
- RELAX. RELAX.
- DEBRA, DEBRA, LOVELY WIFE,
WHY AM I STUCK WITH YOU FOR LIFE?
- SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE HAD THAT ONE FOR A WHILE.
- MAYBE. WHY? WHAT?
YOU WANT ONE OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD?
- YEAH. - YEAH.
YOU'RE A STUPID IDIOT STINKER B.M.!
- ALLY?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TRYING TO GET TO HER BEFORE I CAN?
- [scoffs] NO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING OUTSIDE?
- I WAS LOOKING-- FOR YOUR INFORMATION--
THERE'S A SHRUBBERY...
THIEF GOING AROUND.
AW, CRAP.
- HI, WE WERE JUST ON OUR WAY TO THE MARKET, AND I--
WHAT'S WRONG?
- NOTHING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- I SENSE TENSION AND ANGER.
- MAYBE YOU'RE PICKING UP YOUR OWN SCENT.
- WE'RE FINE, MARIE.
- RAYMOND?
- ALLY'S THE ONE THAT'S BEEN BULLYING THE KIDS ON THE BUS.
- OH, MY...
- OH, YEAH?
GOOD FOR HER.
WHAT DID SHE DO?
- NEVER MIND. AND IT'S NOT GOOD.
- HEY, THERE YOU ARE.
HEY, TIGER!
- ALL RIGHT, FRANK, FRANK.
HONEY, I NEED YOU TO COME OVER HERE
AND SIT DOWN FOR A MINUTE.
- AL-LY! BOOM-BA-YAY!
AL-LY! BOOM-BA-YAY!
- STOP IT, FRANK.
HONEY, HAVE YOU BEEN PICKING ON OTHER CHILDREN?
- OH, MARIE.
- ALLY, DOTTIE TOLD ME
THAT YOU'VE BEEN MAKING FUN OF JUDY FEENY.
- WHY WERE YOU ON MY BUS TODAY?
- BECAUSE...
DADDY LOVES YOU VERY MUCH.
- YECCHH.
- ALL THE KIDS WERE MAKING FUN OF ME
ON THE RIDE HOME.
- WHICH ONES? GIVE ME THEIR NAMES.
- LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
- THEY WERE MAKING FUN OF YOU?
- YES, THEY KEPT SAYING,
"BABY ALLY AND HER DORKY DADDY."
- [laughing] YOU'RE DORKY DADDY.
- HONEY, I'M SORRY.
LOOK, I WAS JUST TRYING--
I DIDN'T KNOW--
- DO I HAVE TO RIDE ON THE BUS TOMORROW?
- LOOK, SWEETIE, IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,
THOSE KIDS WILL FORGET ABOUT IT,
AND THEY'LL MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE.
- I'M GONNA MAKE UP A MEAN SONG ABOUT JUDY.
- OH, HONEY, WE DON'T SING MEAN SONGS.
- ALL RIGHT. MARIE...PLEASE.
ALLY, NOW, I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO STICK UP FOR YOURSELF.
- BUT--BUT--
- YEAH, SO I'M GONNA MAKE FUN OF JUDY HOOTIE,
AND THEN ALL THE OTHER KIDS WILL LAUGH AT HER.
- YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB WITH HER.
- HONEY, WE NEED TO TALK. OKAY?
- OKAY. YOU WANT TO?
- NO, YOU GO AHEAD. YOU WERE RIGHT.
YOU SHOULD DO IT.
- OKAY.
UM...
OKAY, HONEY.
YOU SEE, YOU SAW TODAY
THAT IT'S NOT FUN TO GET PICKED ON, RIGHT?
AND, UM, YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE A LOT OF BAD KIDS OUT THERE,
AND--AND YOU SHOULD STOP BEING ONE.
- DON'T SAY THAT! - WHAT?
- YOU JUST SAID SHE WAS--
SHE WAS A BAD KID.
- I DID NOT! - YES, YOU DID.
YOU JUST SAID-- - ALL RIGHT, FINE.
THERE ARE A LOT OF GREAT KIDS OUT THERE,
AND YOU SHOULD TRY TO BE LIKE THEM.
- ALL RIGHT, RAY, STOP.
WHAT DADDY'S TRYING TO SAY--
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO INTERPRET FOR ME.
WHAT MOMMY IS TRYING TO SAY--
- RAY.
- SEE? YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY, ALLY?
THERE'S A KIND OF FISH THAT LOOKS LIKE A ROCK.
- OH, RAY, WOULD YOU STOP? MY GOD.
- DO YOU THINK I'M BAD?
- OH--NO! - NO, NO.
- WE'RE BAD. WE'RE THE BAD ONES.
- NO, NO! NOT THAT.
- I'M JUST-- - YOU DON'T SAY THAT!
- I'M SAYING SHE'S NOT BAD.
- READ A BOOK ONCE IN A WHILE.
- OH, READ A BOOK, YEAH.
I MAKE A LIVING.
THAT'S WHY I DON'T READ A BOOK.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.
LISTEN, SWEETIE, WHAT YOU DID TO JUDY WAS BAD.
NOW, DADDY AND I...
SEE, THE--THE THING IS...
- YOU WANT ME TO BE NICE?
- WELL, NO. - YES! YES!
WE WANT YOU TO BE NICE.
- YES, GREAT. YES, NICE.
- OKAY. - OKAY.
- OKAY. GOOD. - YEAH.
- CAN I GO DOWNSTAIRS AND WATCH TV?
- SURE. - YEAH.
- YOU GO AHEAD. - YEAH, GO.
GO WATCH TV. HAVE SOME FUN.
- NICE. BE NICE.
- BE A NICE LITTLE GIRL.
- HEY, NICE. SEE THAT?
CAME UP WITH THAT ALL BY HERSELF.
- WELL, NOT REALLY. - WHAT?
WHAT? SHE JUST CAME UP WITH IT.
- OH, COME ON, "BE NICE," THAT'S MY WHOLE THING.
- IDIOT.
- SEE?
AW, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
[both laughing]
AH...THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- YEAH. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S ONE YOU CAN USE.
DEBRA, DEBRA, REAL GOOD-LOOKIN',
NEVER WANT TO TRY HER COOKIN'.
- HA-AH, AH-AH.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE. IS THAT YOURS?
- I MADE IT UP RIGHT NOW.
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
- HI. NOTHING.
HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
- LET'S DO ONE ABOUT HER BUTT.