1 00:00:01,933 --> 00:00:04,200 - ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,367 - OKAY. HAVE FUN DRIVING YOUR LITTLE SCOOTERS. 3 00:00:06,367 --> 00:00:08,333 - THEY'RE NOT SCOOTERS, OKAY? 4 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:09,733 THEY'RE PROFESSIONAL GO-KARTS. 5 00:00:09,733 --> 00:00:13,167 YOU KNOW--YOU KNOW THEY'RE GO-KARTS. 6 00:00:16,067 --> 00:00:19,033 - LOOK, DON'T GET MAD AT ME. ANDY'S THE ONE WHO WANTS TO GO. 7 00:00:19,033 --> 00:00:20,933 HE'S ALL EXCITED ABOUT IT. I DON'T WANT TO GO. 8 00:00:20,933 --> 00:00:23,867 - RAY, I HEARD YOU MAKING "VROOM, VROOM" NOISES 9 00:00:23,867 --> 00:00:26,300 IN THE BATHROOM. 10 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,667 - WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME IN THERE FOR? 11 00:00:28,667 --> 00:00:31,733 READ A BOOK. 12 00:00:31,733 --> 00:00:33,633 - HEY, GOOD NEWS, RAYMOND. 13 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,767 THEY HAD "THE MEAT LOVERS PIZZA SPECIAL" TODAY. 14 00:00:35,767 --> 00:00:37,033 YOU ORDER ONE MEAT-LOVERS, 15 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:40,700 YOU GET ANOTHER FREE MEAT-LOVERS. 16 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,400 - YOU KNOW, AFTER BREAKING UP WITH AMY, 17 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,967 I KNOW YOU SWORE OFF WOMEN. 18 00:00:43,967 --> 00:00:47,033 BUT I DON'T THINK TURNING TO MEAT IS THE ANSWER. 19 00:00:47,033 --> 00:00:48,933 - VERY FUNNY. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 20 00:00:48,933 --> 00:00:51,100 I GOT SIDE SALADS AND WINGS TOO-- 21 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:53,033 ALL FOR THE BIG GAME. ALL RIGHT? 22 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:54,700 SO FIRE UP THE SATELLITE, 23 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:57,100 BECAUSE THE FOOD'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 24 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,467 - OH, MAN. 25 00:01:01,467 --> 00:01:03,867 ROBERT, I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS. 26 00:01:03,867 --> 00:01:05,933 ME AND ANDY, WE... 27 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,067 GOT TO GO TO WORK. 28 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:13,400 - WHAT, ON--ON A SATURDAY? 29 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,467 - YEAH, SATURDAY, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 30 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:18,033 WE LOST OUR COLUMNS IN THE COMPUTER. 31 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:19,400 APPARENTLY, SOME JANITOR, 32 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,567 HE SPILLED COFFEE ON THE MOTHERBOARD. 33 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:32,400 - ALL RIGHT. OKAY, WELL... 34 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,200 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE'LL DO IT NEXT WEEK, HUH? 35 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,000 - YEAH. DEFINITELY. NEXT WEEK. 36 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,900 DON'T EVEN TRY TO GET OUT OF IT. WE'RE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. 37 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:40,267 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 38 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,933 LOOK, YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR PHONE? 39 00:01:41,933 --> 00:01:44,167 - NO, NO. GO AHEAD. 40 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,700 - WHY CAN'T ROBERT GO WITH YOU? 41 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:49,800 - YEAH, RIGHT. 42 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,233 WHY DON'T I BRING YOU TOO? 43 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:08,967 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 44 00:02:08,967 --> 00:02:13,400 - THAT BOOK IS BORING. 45 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,733 - OH, YOU SHOULD READ MORE OFTEN. 46 00:02:17,733 --> 00:02:19,400 [knocking on door] 47 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,533 - RAY! 48 00:02:20,533 --> 00:02:22,233 HEY, RAY! 49 00:02:22,233 --> 00:02:24,067 ARE YOU UPSTAIRS? 50 00:02:24,067 --> 00:02:27,367 - YEAH, BUT WE'RE READING! 51 00:02:27,367 --> 00:02:28,667 - RAY! 52 00:02:32,633 --> 00:02:33,967 - DAD? 53 00:02:33,967 --> 00:02:35,700 - LET'S GO. YOUR BROTHER'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 54 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:37,300 - WHAT HAPPENED? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 55 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:39,133 - I DON'T KNOW. HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 56 00:02:39,133 --> 00:02:40,600 QUEENS HOSPITAL. - BUT WHY? 57 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,267 - HE WAS ON DUTY, HE GOT HURT. 58 00:02:42,267 --> 00:02:43,467 THAT'S ALL THEY WOULD TELL ME. 59 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,133 LET'S GO. - OH, MY GOD. 60 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:47,933 - MRS. SCARPULA'S COMING OVER. SHE'LL WATCH THE KIDS. 61 00:02:47,933 --> 00:02:49,833 I'LL MEET YOU AT THE CAR. 62 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:51,667 - OH, MY GOD. ROBERT. 63 00:02:54,867 --> 00:02:56,467 ROBERT? - OH, MY BABY. 64 00:02:56,467 --> 00:03:00,333 OH, ROBBIE. - HI, MA. 65 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:01,533 - HOW ARE YOU DOING, SON? 66 00:03:01,533 --> 00:03:03,100 - ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED? 67 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,100 YOU LOOK OKAY. - YEAH, I'LL BE FINE. 68 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,533 - OH, ROBERT. OH. - DEBRA, BE CAREFUL. 69 00:03:07,533 --> 00:03:09,133 - ARE YOU OKAY? I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU. 70 00:03:09,133 --> 00:03:11,333 - NO, NO, I'M OKAY. HUGGING IS FINE. 71 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:14,833 - OH, GOOD. OH. 72 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:17,867 - OH! - WHAT HAPPENED? 73 00:03:17,867 --> 00:03:18,967 WERE YOU SHOT? - NO. 74 00:03:18,967 --> 00:03:20,367 - SWITCHBLADE? - NO. 75 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,833 - WHO DID THIS? TELL ME WHO DID THIS TO YOU. 76 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:23,967 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, MA? 77 00:03:23,967 --> 00:03:27,333 - YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 78 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:28,967 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. BACK IT UP. 79 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:30,300 LET'S BACK IT UP A LITTLE. 80 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:31,800 SOME GUYS WERE RUNNING A RODEO, 81 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,367 AND WE GOT THE CALL TO SHUT 'EM DOWN. 82 00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:35,100 - WAIT A MINUTE. RODEO? 83 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:38,700 WHAT IS THAT, POLICE TALK FOR WHOREHOUSE? 84 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:44,433 - NO, IT WAS A REAL RODEO, A ROOTIN'-TOOTIN' RODEO. 85 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,700 - IN NEW YORK? - IN QUEENS. 86 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,133 IT WAS AN ILLEGAL RODEO. 87 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:49,833 SEE, THESE GUYS SET 'EM UP IN PARKING LOTS 88 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:52,067 WITH ANIMALS, RIDES, MUSIC. 89 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:54,500 - THIS CITY'S GOT EVERYTHING. 90 00:03:56,233 --> 00:03:58,067 - SO WE ROLL IN, AND EVERYONE SCATTERS. 91 00:03:58,067 --> 00:03:59,467 WE WERE RUNNING AFTER THEM, 92 00:03:59,467 --> 00:04:01,567 AND THEN WE REALIZED SOME OF THE ANIMALS 93 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:04,367 WERE HEADING DOWN QUEENS BOULEVARD. 94 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:07,133 - SO I TOOK OFF AFTER THE HORSES. 95 00:04:07,133 --> 00:04:09,467 - YOU ALWAYS WANTED A PONY. 96 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,167 - ALL RIGHT, MA. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT. 97 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:14,367 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 98 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:16,767 - WELL, THE HORSES WERE TOO FAST, 99 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:18,533 SO I GAVE UP. 100 00:04:18,533 --> 00:04:21,333 AND THEN I HEAR, BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM. 101 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:25,200 AND I LOOK OVER... AND THERE HE IS. 102 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,733 - WHO? - A BULL. 103 00:04:28,733 --> 00:04:30,200 - A BULL? 104 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,133 - YUP, A BIG OL' BULL. 105 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,767 HE WAS TIED TO A TELEPHONE POLE, 106 00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:37,167 BUT HE BROKE LOOSE. 107 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:39,500 - AND THEN HE STARTED HEADING RIGHT FOR JUDY. 108 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:40,867 - OH, MY GOD. 109 00:04:40,867 --> 00:04:42,133 - WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? 110 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:46,267 - WELL, I YELLED, "HEY! HEY! BULL!" 111 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:48,700 AND I DON'T KNOW. 112 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:53,700 I GUESS I DISTRACTED HIM, BECAUSE HE STOPPED COLD. 113 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:56,633 AND THEN HE TURNED... 114 00:04:56,633 --> 00:04:59,367 AND THEN HE STARTED COMING FOR ME. 115 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,267 - OH, NO. - OH, YEAH. 116 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,333 IT WAS LIKE THAT WALL STREET AD. 117 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,600 - OR THAT MALT LIQUOR COMMERCIAL. 118 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,933 - SO HE'S COMING TOWARDS ME, RIGHT? 119 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,500 - DID YOU GET AWAY? 120 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:29,933 - WHERE ARE WE, MA? 121 00:05:29,933 --> 00:05:32,533 - OH! OH, MY GOD. 122 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:35,733 - I'M TELLING YOU, THE GROUND, IT SHOOK. 123 00:05:35,733 --> 00:05:37,233 - WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN? 124 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:44,167 - I DID RUN, DAD. 125 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:47,300 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN IN THIS SITUATION BEFORE, 126 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:51,100 BUT THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND IS "RUN." 127 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,367 SO I'M RUNNING AND RUNNING, 128 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:57,500 AND HE'S GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER. 129 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,133 AND THEN HIS HORN GETS ME. 130 00:05:59,133 --> 00:06:00,567 - [gasps] 131 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:01,933 - AND MY FEET ARE OFF THE GROUND 132 00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:04,133 LIKE--LIKE I'M FLYING. 133 00:06:04,133 --> 00:06:07,467 INCREDIBLY PAINFUL FLYING. 134 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:10,367 AND THEN HE TOSSES ME ASIDE LIKE A SOCK. 135 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:11,667 AND I'M ON THE PAVEMENT, 136 00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:14,167 AND HE GIVES ME A COUPLE OF SNORTS 137 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:17,300 AND LUMBERS UP THE RAMP AND INTO HIS TRAILER. 138 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,467 - UNBELIEVABLE. 139 00:06:21,467 --> 00:06:22,967 YOU WERE GORED. 140 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:26,500 - BY A FREAKIN' BULL. 141 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,967 HOLY CRAP. 142 00:06:28,967 --> 00:06:30,333 - BUT WHERE DID HE GET YOU? 143 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:33,067 - IN MY ADDUCTOR MAGNUS. 144 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:34,233 - YOUR WHAT? 145 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:41,000 - IT'S MY UPPER THIGH AREA. 146 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,633 - SOUNDS LIKE HE GOT YOU IN THE ASS. 147 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:48,067 I'M NOT--I'M NOT LAUGHING. 148 00:06:48,067 --> 00:06:49,400 IT'S HORRIBLE. IT'S HORRIBLE. 149 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,800 I'M NOT LAUGHING. 150 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,233 - IT'S "UPPER THIGH." 151 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:55,633 - OH, I HATE ALL THIS POLICE BUSINESS. 152 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:57,767 I ALWAYS KNEW I'D GET THIS CALL. 153 00:06:57,767 --> 00:06:59,433 - REALLY? 154 00:06:59,433 --> 00:07:02,633 THE "YOUR SON HAS BEEN GORED IN THE ASS BY A BULL" CALL? 155 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:07,867 - IT'S UPPER THIGH. 156 00:07:07,867 --> 00:07:09,700 - YOUR JOB IS SO DANGEROUS. 157 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:11,800 THEY SHOULD'VE PREPARED YOU BETTER. 158 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,433 - YEAH, THEY SHOULD'VE STARTED YOU OUT 159 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,033 AS ONE OF THOSE CLOWNS IN THE BARREL. 160 00:07:17,033 --> 00:07:18,767 - YOU KNOW WHAT? ENOUGH ALREADY. 161 00:07:18,767 --> 00:07:20,367 THIS IS A SERIOUS INJURY. 162 00:07:20,367 --> 00:07:23,633 AND I DON'T SEE YOU TAKING A BULL FOR YOUR PARTNER. 163 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:26,467 - HELLO. 164 00:07:26,467 --> 00:07:29,333 OFFICER BARONE, I JUST NEED TO CHECK YOUR IV. 165 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:33,233 - WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 166 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:34,500 - DO YOU REALIZE, 167 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:36,767 IN A GROUP THAT INCLUDES YOUR FATHER, 168 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:39,967 YOU'RE BEING THE MOST INSENSITIVE? 169 00:07:39,967 --> 00:07:43,767 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH DAD. 170 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:46,067 HE MUST BE TIRED. 171 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:49,267 COME ON, HE'S OKAY. 172 00:07:49,267 --> 00:07:50,933 LAUGHTER'S THE BEST MEDICINE, RIGHT? 173 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:54,900 I'M KEEPING IT LOOSE. I'M KEEPING IT LIGHT. 174 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:58,400 - HOW ABOUT KEEPING IT SHUT? 175 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,767 - SEE, YOU'RE FUNNY. YOU SHOULD GET IN THERE WITH ME. 176 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,667 - PRETTY LUCKY. 177 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:05,467 IF YOU'RE GONNA SUSTAIN A PUNCTURE WOUND, 178 00:08:05,467 --> 00:08:08,567 THE BEST PLACE IS ACTUALLY A FLESHY AREA LIKE THE RUMP. 179 00:08:08,567 --> 00:08:10,000 - [laughs] 180 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,567 - YOU KNOW, I, UH-- I'M GETTING A LITTLE TIRED. 181 00:08:15,567 --> 00:08:18,300 I REALLY THINK THAT'S ENOUGH VISITING FOR TODAY. 182 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:20,067 - ALL RIGHT. YOU REST, SWEETHEART. 183 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,067 - OKAY. SEE YOU TOMORROW. 184 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:24,167 - ALL RIGHT THERE, SON. 185 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:26,600 TAKE IT EASY. 186 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,767 GOOD JOB. 187 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:33,533 - [groans] 188 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:35,633 - DON'T TRY AND MOVE SO MUCH. 189 00:08:35,633 --> 00:08:37,700 - I'LL BE BACK A LITTLE LATER, ROBERT. 190 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:40,567 THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO PICK UP AN EXTRA SHIFT, HUH? 191 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:42,100 - YEAH, REALLY. 192 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,533 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS, HUH? 193 00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:45,967 - WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EXTRA SHIFT? 194 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:48,667 - WELL, HE SAID YOU HAD TO WORK, SO HE CAME IN EARLY. 195 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:51,000 SEE YOU. 196 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,967 - OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU, ROBERT. YOU FEEL BETTER, OKAY? 197 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,733 - OKAY. THANKS, DEB. 198 00:08:54,733 --> 00:08:58,600 - YEAH, YEAH, FEEL BETTER, ALL RIGHT, ROBERT? 199 00:09:01,867 --> 00:09:03,067 OH, MY GOD. 200 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:04,567 - WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER? 201 00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:06,833 - IT'S ALL MY FAULT. IT'S MY FAULT. 202 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:09,600 - THE STUPID GO-KARTS. 203 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,133 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, 204 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:14,467 I'M GONNA HAVE ROBERT'S ASS HANGING OVER MY HEAD. 205 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,167 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET BACK TO BED NOW. 206 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:25,467 - OW, OW, OW, OW! OW! 207 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:28,667 I'M HATING THIS. I'M HATING THIS! 208 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:32,467 - HEY, ROBERT. 209 00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:40,200 HOW YOU DOIN'? 210 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,233 - GOOD. I'M DOING GREAT, RAYMOND. 211 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:45,367 I WAS JUST SHOWING HER A MAGIC TRICK. 212 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:49,867 - WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT. 213 00:09:49,867 --> 00:09:53,000 AND, HEY, GUESS WHAT? 214 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,600 FROM YOUR PAST, 215 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,733 A SPECIAL, SPECIAL LADY. 216 00:09:58,733 --> 00:10:00,033 - OH, GOD. 217 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,933 - COME ON. 218 00:10:01,933 --> 00:10:03,067 - HI, ROBERT. 219 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:07,600 - AMY...HI. 220 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:11,033 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA GET YOU A BIGGER SEEPAGE PAD. 221 00:10:16,067 --> 00:10:17,767 - THANK YOU. 222 00:10:19,567 --> 00:10:23,333 - ROBERT, I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 223 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:27,000 - YEAH, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, AMY. 224 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,700 - YOU TOO. 225 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,067 - I'LL BE BACK LATER. 226 00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:31,533 DON'T FORGET TO FILL OUT YOUR MENU. 227 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:33,467 REMEMBER, YOU'RE ON A SOFT DIET. 228 00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:38,133 - CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG. 229 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:40,700 SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOMEONE CAN HAVE ALL THE SOUP HE WANTS. 230 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,067 HUH? 231 00:10:43,733 --> 00:10:46,433 THERE'S IN THE WORLD LIKE SOUP. 232 00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:53,900 WELL, STEW. STEW IS LIKE SOUP. 233 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:56,100 - SO YOU'RE LOOKING WELL. 234 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:59,100 - I READ ABOUT YOU IN THE PAPER. 235 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,633 YOU'RE FAMOUS. 236 00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:04,267 - GREAT. 237 00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:05,767 - LOOK AT THIS, AMY. 238 00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:08,733 THE ANIMAL RIGHTS PEOPLE SENT ROBERT A THANK YOU 239 00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:13,267 FOR THE HUMANE WAY THAT HE STOPPED THE BULL. 240 00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:16,267 - ALL RIGHT, RAYMOND. 241 00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:19,100 LOOK, AMY, IT WAS NICE OF YOU TO STOP BY. 242 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,333 - OH, OKAY. 243 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,900 I GUESS YOU SHOULD GET YOUR REST. 244 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,733 GET BETTER, ALL RIGHT? - THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 245 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:36,067 - THAT WAS GREAT SEEING AMY AGAIN, HUH? 246 00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,633 - YEAH. 247 00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:39,400 ONCE WE STOPPED DATING, I WAS WORRIED 248 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,633 I WOULDN'T GET TO BE HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF HER ANYMORE. 249 00:11:45,233 --> 00:11:48,167 - SO I HEARD YOU'RE--YOU'RE PACKING UP AND GOING HOME SOON. 250 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,367 THAT'S GOOD. 251 00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:51,100 - I'M NOT GOING HOME. 252 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,367 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHY NOT? 253 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:55,133 - I CAN BARELY HOBBLE, RAY. 254 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:57,133 I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 255 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,033 I HAVE TO MOVE IN WITH MOM AND DAD TOMORROW. 256 00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:03,600 - OH, GOD. 257 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,200 - THAT'S RIGHT. 258 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,767 - HEY, COME ON, CHEER UP. 259 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,067 COME ON, CHEER UP. 260 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:14,200 CHEER UP OR I'M GONNA GET YOU. 261 00:12:22,933 --> 00:12:24,433 [snorts] 262 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:35,000 ALL RIGHT. LOOK... 263 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,767 I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 264 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,667 WHEN YOU TOOK THE EXTRA SHIFT 265 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:46,500 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WATCH THE BALL GAME WITH YOU, 266 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,300 I KNOW THAT YOU THOUGHT I HAD TO GO TO WORK. 267 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,633 BUT, SEE, I KIND OF FORGOT THAT WE HAD PLANS, 268 00:12:51,633 --> 00:12:54,400 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS, 269 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:58,000 SO I-I TOLD YOU I HAD TO WORK. 270 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,233 BUT REALLY... 271 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:03,733 I WENT WITH ANDY TO DRIVE GO-KARTS. 272 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:07,767 - WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? 273 00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:10,200 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 274 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,033 I FEEL BAD. I WANT YOU TO KNOW. 275 00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:14,400 - YOU WANT ME TO KNOW THAT. - YEAH. 276 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:18,100 YEAH, AND TO GIVE YOU THIS "GET WELL SOON" CARD. 277 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,400 YEAH, SEE? 278 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,400 THE MONKEY SLIPPED ON THE BANANA. 279 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:29,133 I GOT IT 'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE HURT HIS UPPER THIGH. 280 00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:41,567 - SO YOU WANT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 281 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,367 - OF COURSE I DO. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 282 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,800 - I THINK YOU WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 283 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,033 - WHAT? 284 00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,300 - ALL THIS, RAY-- 285 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,267 YOUR LITTLE TELETHON HERE, 286 00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:53,100 THE BALLOONS, AND THE GUEST STARS. 287 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,133 THIS IS BECAUSE YOU FEEL GUILTY. 288 00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,767 AND THEN BY TELLING ME THAT YOU DUMPED ME 289 00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:59,433 SO YOU COULD SIT IN A BUMPER CAR WITH ANDY, 290 00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:02,567 HOW'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? HUH? 291 00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,067 - GO-KART. 292 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:12,333 - WELL, AS LONG AS YOU FEEL BETTER. 293 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,933 GOOD NIGHT, RAYMOND. 294 00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:15,467 - ALL RIGHT. WELL, LISTEN-- 295 00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:19,400 - I SAID, GOOD NIGHT. - BUT I DON'T FEEL-- 296 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:24,900 COME ON, ROBERT. 297 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,100 ROBERT, COME ON. 298 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:31,567 ROBERT, YOU CAN'T DO THIS HERE. 299 00:14:31,567 --> 00:14:33,500 OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA END UP IN THE BASEMENT 300 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,367 WITH A TAG ON YOUR TOE. 301 00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:40,700 I'M TELLING YOU, I DID WHAT YOU SAID. 302 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:43,100 I WENT OVER THERE, I GAVE HIM COMPASSION, 303 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,633 TOLD HIM HOW I FELT. 304 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,067 MADE IT WORSE. 305 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,733 NICE GOIN'. 306 00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:53,067 - AND HOW EXACTLY DID YOU SHOW YOUR COMPASSION? 307 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:56,233 - WITH BALLOONS. 308 00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:58,567 - DID YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU CARE ABOUT HIM? 309 00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:01,567 - IT SAID IT ON THE BALLOON: "YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!" 310 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,100 - WHY DON'T YOU TRY ACTUALLY TELLING HIM 311 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,733 THAT YOU CARE ABOUT HIM? 312 00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:09,167 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, DON'T GET ALL GIRLIE ON ME, OKAY? 313 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,600 HE'S MY BROTHER. 314 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,933 - HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT YOU CARE ABOUT HIM. 315 00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,267 - HE KNOWS. 316 00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,767 HE KNOWS I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIM. 317 00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:17,600 - YEAH, AND HE KNOWS BECAUSE YOU DUMPED HIM FOR ANDY? 318 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,433 BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM YOU DUMPED HIM FOR ANDY? 319 00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:22,667 OR BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD THAT HE'S MAD AT YOU 320 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,700 FOR TELLING HIM THAT YOU DUMPED HIM FOR ANDY? 321 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:33,233 - FIRST OF ALL, NOBODY LIKES A MOCK MULTIPLE-CHOICE. 322 00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:41,700 AND THEREFORE, THERE WILL BE NO "SECOND OF ALL." 323 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,633 [television playing] 324 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:53,433 [knock on door] 325 00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:56,167 HEY, ROBERT. YOU BUSY? 326 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,067 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 327 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:04,000 - JUST TO HANG OUT. 328 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:10,567 AH, MY OLD ROOM. 329 00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:15,867 I'M GLAD SOMEONE ELSE CAN ENJOY IT. 330 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:19,300 YOU GOT THE STEREO, VCR. 331 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,200 YOU GOT A NICE SETUP HERE. 332 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,233 AH, WALKIE-TALKIE. 333 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:28,433 WHAT'S THE ETA ON THAT APPLE JUICE? 334 00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:31,567 - APPLE JUICE COMING UP. 335 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:35,833 - HEY, ROBERT, 336 00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:39,133 I GOT ALL THE PAPERS YOU BEEN IN IN THE LAST FEW DAYS. 337 00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:40,367 - I'VE SEEN THEM. 338 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,233 - HERE'S MY FAVORITE. 339 00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:46,167 "RUNAWAY BULL, COP GETS HORNY." 340 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,933 I THINK IT'S CLEVER. 341 00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:58,233 - EH, IT'S JUST HEADLINES. 342 00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:00,467 NOBODY READS THAT, REALLY. 343 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:03,067 - HERE'S YOUR APPLE JUICE, DEAR. 344 00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,267 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO THE STORE 345 00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,133 TO GET YOU SOME MORE YODELS. 346 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:08,133 DO YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE, DEAR? 347 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:10,500 - MY DIGNITY. 348 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,600 - SILLY. 349 00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:20,900 - LISTEN, UH... 350 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,567 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW... 351 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,533 THAT... 352 00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:29,833 YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. 353 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:34,100 AND, YOU KNOW... 354 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:37,033 YOU'RE MY BROTHER, AND... 355 00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:39,067 I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU. 356 00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:44,400 - WHO TOLD YOU TO SAY THAT? DEBRA? 357 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,067 - NO. WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 358 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,467 OF COURSE NOT. 359 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,167 I'M TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 360 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:53,000 - WHAT YOU SAY DOESN'T MATTER, RAYMOND. 361 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,167 OKAY? JUST GO. 362 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,500 - COME ON. 363 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,633 - MA! 364 00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:58,767 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, GET HER TO THROW ME OUT? 365 00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,100 - I JUST NEED HER. 366 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,500 MA, DO YOU COPY? 367 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,467 - SHE WENT TO GET YOUR STINKIN' YODELS. 368 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,867 - COME ON, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 369 00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:09,200 WHAT IS IT? I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 370 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,933 - IT'S 3:00. I NEED MY BANDAGE CHANGED. 371 00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:17,333 - MA! COME IN, MA! 372 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,367 - RELAX, RAYMOND. 373 00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:22,500 I CAN DO IT MYSELF. IT'S BOTHERING ME. 374 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,333 - LISTEN, I'LL DO WHATEVER ELSE YOU WANT. 375 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:29,767 I'M JUST NOT GOOD WITH THE BODY IN GENERAL. 376 00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:32,433 I PREFER IT TO REMAIN A WONDROUS MYSTERY. 377 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:35,433 - I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO, RAYMOND. 378 00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:38,500 - YOU KNOW, MOM'S GONNA BE BACK REAL SOON. 379 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,567 - EH, FORGET IT. 380 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,700 - ALL RIGHT. 381 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,567 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S MOVE YOU OVER THIS WAY. 382 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,200 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. 383 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,400 - I'M GONNA DO IT. 384 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:55,000 I'M GONNA DO IT. I WANT TO DO IT. 385 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,167 HOW DO YOU DO IT? 386 00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:00,733 - YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE MY BANDAGE? 387 00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:05,733 - THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S THE UPPER THIGH, RIGHT? 388 00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:08,733 - OKAY. THE FRESH ONES ARE OVER THERE. 389 00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:22,200 - GUESS THIS IS MY PAYBACK FOR NOT CHANGING ENOUGH DIAPERS. 390 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,000 - ARE YOU GONNA DO IT OR NOT? 391 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,400 - YEAH. YEAH. WHAT DO I DO? 392 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,967 - JUST LIFT UP THE PLASTIC AND TAKE THE OLD BANDAGE OFF. 393 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:34,633 - OKAY. 394 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:42,467 THIS IS KIND OF LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING... 395 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,633 IF I WAS REALLY BAD. 396 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,900 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 397 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,933 - NOTHING. IT'S, UH-- 398 00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:09,600 IT'S JUST... 399 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:13,467 - BIG BULL. 400 00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:16,233 - YEAH. 401 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:20,367 YEAH. WHAT DO I DO NOW? 402 00:20:20,367 --> 00:20:25,067 - JUST PUT ON A NEW BANDAGE AND PUT THE PLASTIC OVER IT. 403 00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:33,133 - I DON'T KNOW. I HOPE I'M DOING THIS RIGHT. 404 00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:40,133 - YOU'RE DOING GOOD, RAYMOND. YOU'RE DOING GOOD. 405 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:47,333 - HERE. COME ON. 406 00:20:52,733 --> 00:20:57,367 - THANKS. 407 00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,500 - HEY. WHERE ARE MY KEYS? 408 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,633 [laughs] 409 00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:03,567 - [laughs] 410 00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:15,400 - GOOD YODEL, HUH? 411 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,200 - YEAH, BUT THIS ONE'S HARD TO PEEL. 412 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:22,533 - LITTLE PIECES, MAN. LITTLE PIECES. 413 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:25,067 [news show theme plays on TV] 414 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,633 - COMING UP ON "NEWS 2 AT 11:00," 415 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:29,700 WE HAVE EXCLUSIVE HOME VIDEO OF A POLICE CHASE. 416 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:32,433 ONLY THIS TIME, THE POLICE ARE BEING CHASED 417 00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:35,367 BY A BULL. 418 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,067 YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT. 419 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,467 ALL THAT AND MORE, COMING UP ON "NEWS 2." 420 00:21:57,100 --> 00:22:00,233 - YOU LOOKED GOOD.