1 00:00:02,667 --> 00:00:04,733 - THAT WAS REALLY A GREAT DINNER, HUH? 2 00:00:04,733 --> 00:00:05,733 - YEAH, YEAH. 3 00:00:05,733 --> 00:00:08,300 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 4 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,033 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING? 5 00:00:10,033 --> 00:00:11,133 - HMM? 6 00:00:11,133 --> 00:00:13,067 - SINCE THIS IS OUR TENTH ANNIVERSARY, 7 00:00:13,067 --> 00:00:14,600 WHY DON'T WE LET THE KIDS STAY 8 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,100 AT GRANDMA'S AND GRANDPA'S ALL NIGHT, 9 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,400 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 10 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,633 - HEY, HEY, WE COULD WATCH OUR WEDDING VIDEO. 11 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,700 - I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 12 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:30,800 - NO. COME ON. 13 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,833 - WHY? WHY? WHY? 14 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:36,300 - WELL, FOR ONE THING, WATCHING OUR WEDDING VIDEO 15 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:37,900 MIGHT MAKE TONIGHT SEEM LIKE OUR HONEYMOON. 16 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,133 - GIMME. SIT DOWN. 17 00:00:39,133 --> 00:00:41,333 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THIS. 18 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,700 YOU NEVER DID, REALLY. 19 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:44,933 CAN WE FAST-FORWARD 20 00:00:44,933 --> 00:00:47,133 THROUGH THE CHICKEN DANCE, PLEASE? 21 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:48,267 UNLESS THIS TURNS YOU ON... 22 00:00:48,267 --> 00:00:50,933 [mumbles "Chicken Dance"] 23 00:00:50,933 --> 00:00:52,600 - YOU CAN SAVE THAT FOR LATER. 24 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,867 - HMM. - OH. 25 00:00:53,867 --> 00:00:56,400 OH, SEE, I LOVE THIS. ISN'T THIS ROMANTIC? 26 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,267 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - RIGHT. 27 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,933 - OH, LOOK WHO I GET. 28 00:00:59,933 --> 00:01:02,733 - OH. 29 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,867 WHAT, DID YOU HIT SOMETHING? 30 00:01:19,867 --> 00:01:20,667 DID YOU HIT SOMETHING? 31 00:01:20,667 --> 00:01:21,867 - NO, NO, IT'S STILL GOING. 32 00:01:21,867 --> 00:01:24,700 - THEN WHY AM I SEEING FOOTBALL? 33 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:25,500 - I--I DON'T KNOW. 34 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,633 - WHERE DID OUR WEDDING GO? 35 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,800 - WELL, SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG HERE. 36 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,133 - OH, MY GOD. 37 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:44,833 YOU TAPED FOOTBALL OVER MY WEDDING. 38 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:46,200 - ALL RIGHT, PLEASE-- - WHAT DID YOU DO, RAY? 39 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,633 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? 40 00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:48,600 - NO. 41 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,167 COME ON, DON'T GET EXCITED. 42 00:01:50,167 --> 00:01:51,000 OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LOOK AT THAT. 43 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,233 - WHAT? IT'S FOOTBALL. IT'S STILL FOOTBALL, RAY. 44 00:01:53,233 --> 00:01:54,500 - YEAH, BUT IT'S THE BILLS-GIANTS SUPER BOWL. 45 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,267 - I DON'T CARE. YOU GIVE ME THAT. 46 00:01:56,267 --> 00:01:58,467 OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS. 47 00:01:58,467 --> 00:02:01,367 MY GOD, IT'S THE WHOLE THING, RAY. 48 00:02:01,367 --> 00:02:02,500 - THE KIDS MUST HAVE DONE THAT. 49 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,367 - OH, RIGHT. OH, YEAH. THE KIDS TAPE FOOTBALL, RAY. 50 00:02:04,367 --> 00:02:08,067 THE LAST THING THEY PUT IN THE VCR WAS LEMON CHICKEN. 51 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,200 - SEE, I'D NEVER DO THAT, 52 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,433 BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR LEMON CHICKEN-- 53 00:02:10,433 --> 00:02:11,267 - SHUT UP. 54 00:02:11,267 --> 00:02:13,400 I WANT MY WEDDING. THIS IS FOOTBALL. 55 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,400 - ALL RIGHT, COULD WE JUST STAY CALM? 56 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,700 - NO, YOU GIVE ME MY WEDDING BACK. 57 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:18,767 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 58 00:02:18,767 --> 00:02:20,267 I GUESS THE TAPE WASN'T MARKED CORRECTLY. 59 00:02:20,267 --> 00:02:21,567 - OH, THE TAPE WASN'T MARKED CORRECTLY? 60 00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:23,067 YOU DON'T THINK THAT TAPE WAS MARKED CORRECTLY? 61 00:02:23,067 --> 00:02:24,100 WHAT IS THIS, RAY? 62 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,167 WHAT IS THIS BIG WHITE LABEL THAT SAYS, 63 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:30,033 "OUR WEDDING" IN GOLD TRIM? 64 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:31,167 - DID IT ALWAYS SAY THAT? 65 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:32,767 - WHY WOULD YOU USE THIS TAPE? 66 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:35,367 I DON'T KNOW. THE GAME WAS NINE YEARS AGO. 67 00:02:35,367 --> 00:02:37,133 MAYBE, YOU KNOW, THE GUYS MIGHT HAVE BEEN OVER, 68 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:38,367 AND IF THE GAME WAS GETTING GOOD, 69 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,200 SOMEBODY SAID, "HEY, YOU SHOULD BE TAPING THIS." 70 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,433 AND YOU KNOW ME, 71 00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:42,833 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD HOST. 72 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:46,133 I SAID, "HEY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, SOMEONE ELSE." 73 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,833 HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, I HAVE AN IDEA. 74 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:50,167 NEXT TIME, IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING ON TAPE 75 00:02:50,167 --> 00:02:51,833 THAT YOU LIKE AND YOU WANT TO SAVE IT, 76 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,733 YOU--YOU SEE THIS-- YOU SEE THE TAB RIGHT THERE? 77 00:02:53,733 --> 00:02:55,700 YOU JUST POP IT OUT; YOU POP THE TAB OUT. 78 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,333 AND THEN--THEN THE MACHINE KNOWS, 79 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:59,733 "OH, YOU MUST REALLY LIKE THAT. 80 00:02:59,733 --> 00:03:04,133 I WON'T TAPE OVER IT. I WON'T." 81 00:03:04,133 --> 00:03:08,100 YOU JUST POP IT OUT. YOU POP THE TAB OUT. 82 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:20,000 [sighs] 83 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,733 OKAY, TEN YEARS. THAT'S ENOUGH. 84 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,600 - RAYMOND. 85 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,167 - OH, GOOD MORNING. 86 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:35,300 - EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, DEAR? 87 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,300 - YEAH, YEAH, JUST-- 88 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,833 THE ANNIVERSARY WAS SO EXCITING, YOU KNOW, 89 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:41,967 I--I NEEDED A BREAK. 90 00:03:41,967 --> 00:03:43,133 THAT'S ALL. 91 00:03:43,133 --> 00:03:46,700 - EGGS, MARIE. 92 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:47,933 SCRAMBLED. 93 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:50,933 AND THEY'VE BEEN LOOKING A LITTLE PALE LATELY. 94 00:03:50,933 --> 00:03:54,100 STOP HOLDING BACK ON THE YOLKS. 95 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,767 - I'M NOT HOLDING BACK. 96 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:56,767 - I'M ON TO YOU. 97 00:03:56,767 --> 00:03:59,533 DADDY WANTS HIS YOLKS. 98 00:03:59,533 --> 00:04:01,767 - YOU GET EVERY YOLK, FRANK. 99 00:04:01,767 --> 00:04:06,133 WHAT POSSIBLE REASON WOULD I HAVE FOR PROLONGING YOUR LIFE? 100 00:04:09,967 --> 00:04:11,667 - IS ROBERT UP YET? 101 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,467 - YOU MEAN HOPALONG? 102 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:16,300 - HE WAS GORED BY A BULL, FRANK. 103 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:18,533 HE CAN'T HELP IT. 104 00:04:18,533 --> 00:04:20,600 - WHEN IS HE GOING TO GET RID OF THAT WALKER? 105 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,967 I MEAN, I GOT STUCK BEHIND HIM TWICE TODAY: 106 00:04:22,967 --> 00:04:25,400 THE STAIRS AND THE BATHROOM. 107 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:34,900 - THANKS FOR SHOVING PAST ME ON THE STEPS, DAD. 108 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,200 - YOU WERE IN THE THE FAST LANE. 109 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,900 GET OVER TO THE RIGHT. 110 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:40,600 - ROBERT, DID YOU FIND HIM? 111 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,567 - BAD NEWS, RAY. THE GUY'S IN PRISON. 112 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,667 - PRISON? - WHO? WHO'S IN PRISON? 113 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:48,633 - JAMES LEMUS, THE GUY WHO VIDEOED RAY'S WEDDING. 114 00:04:48,633 --> 00:04:50,667 HE WENT FROM DOING WEDDING VIDEOS 115 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,167 TO HONEYMOON VIDEOS 116 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:55,800 WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF THE HONEYMOONERS. 117 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,300 - WHAT ABOUT HIS OLD TAPES? 118 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:58,733 I GOT TO GET MY ORIGINAL. 119 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:01,533 - ALL GONE, RAYMOND, IMPOUNDED AND DESTROYED. 120 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:06,767 - OKAY, THEN. MOM, CAN I LIVE HERE? 121 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:08,200 - OF COURSE YOU CAN, DEAR. 122 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,833 WHAT DID DEBRA DO? 123 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,767 - SHE'S HAVING A BAD REACTION 124 00:05:13,767 --> 00:05:17,567 TO ME ACCIDENTALLY TAPING OVER OUR WEDDING VIDEO. 125 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,833 - OH, MY GOD. 126 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:22,767 - HOLY CRAP. 127 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:30,567 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 128 00:05:30,567 --> 00:05:32,700 WHAT WOULD YOU TAPE OVER YOUR WEDDING? 129 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,000 - FOOTBALL. 130 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,500 - SPORTS? 131 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,067 SPORTS? 132 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:39,467 - IT WAS THE SUPER BOWL, MA. 133 00:05:39,467 --> 00:05:41,800 - IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT WAS A SUPER-DUPER BOWL. 134 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,867 IT'S STILL SPORTS. 135 00:05:43,867 --> 00:05:45,167 - I KNOW. 136 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:47,267 - HEY, GOOD WORK, RAY. 137 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:49,267 NOW WHEN SOME BROAD STARTS YAPPING... 138 00:05:49,267 --> 00:05:51,433 [in high voice] "YOU'RE NEVER ROMANTIC," 139 00:05:51,433 --> 00:05:54,533 GUYS EVERYWHERE CAN SAY, "HEY, YOU THINK I'M BAD? 140 00:05:54,533 --> 00:05:57,767 AT LEAST I DIDN'T PULL A RAY BARONE." 141 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:04,167 - I MUST SAY, I'M SURPRISED, RAYMOND. 142 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:05,833 YOU'RE NOT USUALLY SO THOUGHTLESS 143 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,133 AND INCONSIDERATE. 144 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:10,067 HE GETS THIS FROM YOU, FRANK. 145 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:13,133 - AT LEAST I DIDN'T PULL A RAY BARONE. 146 00:06:13,133 --> 00:06:16,067 - ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU. 147 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:17,067 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 148 00:06:17,067 --> 00:06:18,233 - I DON'T KNOW. 149 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:21,633 MAYBE WALK BY THE RIVER. 150 00:06:21,633 --> 00:06:23,833 - YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS RIGHT, RAYMOND. 151 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:25,067 - WELL, THE TAPE'S GONE, MA. 152 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:26,267 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, 153 00:06:26,267 --> 00:06:27,967 STAPLE OUR WEDDING PHOTOS TOGETHER 154 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:30,333 AND MAKE A FLIP BOOK? 155 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:31,600 - WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD LIKE 156 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,533 IF I WERE DEBRA. 157 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:34,167 - I'D LIKE IT IF YOU WERE DEBRA. 158 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:35,500 - OH, FRANK. 159 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:38,067 - WHAT, WHAT? TELL ME, MA, WHAT? 160 00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:39,600 - RENEW YOUR WEDDING VOWS. 161 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,167 - YEAH, AND THEN YOU CAN VIDEOTAPE THAT. 162 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,833 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, MA. 163 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:43,667 - HEY, REENACTMENT. 164 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:45,833 THAT'S JUST LIKE WHAT MY CIVIL WAR BUDDIES DO. 165 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:49,500 - WHAT YOUR CIVIL WAR BUDDIES DO IS GET DRUNK AND PEE OUTSIDE. 166 00:06:53,633 --> 00:06:55,167 - YOU KNOW WHAT THE SOUTHERNERS DO? 167 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:57,767 - OH, STOP IT, FRANK. 168 00:06:57,767 --> 00:07:00,067 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A BEAUTIFUL THING, 169 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:01,333 A WEDDING, 170 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:04,033 A RENEWAL OF COMMITMENT AND LOVE, FRANK. 171 00:07:04,033 --> 00:07:06,733 LOVE. YOU UNDERSTAND LOVE? 172 00:07:06,733 --> 00:07:11,267 - BY ALL MEANS, RAY, HURRY UP AND RENEW THIS. 173 00:07:11,267 --> 00:07:12,733 - I DON'T KNOW, MA. IT ALL SEEMS KIND OF-- 174 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,467 - YOU HAVE TAKEN DEBRA'S WEDDING AWAY. 175 00:07:15,467 --> 00:07:17,700 AND NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE MAY SAY ABOUT HER, 176 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:21,367 SHE'S STILL A WOMAN. 177 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:24,200 AND YOU DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM A WOMAN. 178 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,400 THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT 179 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,600 IS IF SHE EVER FORGIVES YOU FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 180 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,867 - BUT I--I GUESS SHE'LL LIKE IT, 181 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,967 BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS RENEWAL STUFF. 182 00:07:32,967 --> 00:07:34,467 - LEAVE IT ALL TO ME. 183 00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:36,667 I'LL HANDLE ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS. 184 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,267 - YEAH? 185 00:07:38,267 --> 00:07:40,267 - YES, I WOULD DO THAT. 186 00:07:40,267 --> 00:07:41,867 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 187 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:43,367 - OH, UH, MARIE, 188 00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:48,533 I WOULD LIKE TO RENEW MY BREAKFAST ORDER: 189 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:49,700 EGGS! 190 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:57,167 - OH, GOOD. I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP. 191 00:07:57,167 --> 00:08:00,800 I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS, AND I GOT SOME BAD NEWS. 192 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,500 THE BAD NEWS IS THAT IF YOU LIKE BEING MAD AT ME, 193 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:07,367 YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK, M'LADY. 194 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,567 THE GOOD NEWS IS, 195 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:13,233 I COULDN'T GET THE TAPE BACK, 196 00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:16,067 WHICH I KNOW SOUNDS LIKE BAD NEWS 197 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:17,867 BUT ACTUALLY IS GOOD NEWS, 198 00:08:17,867 --> 00:08:19,500 BECAUSE IF THAT TAPE EXISTED, 199 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:24,367 WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED AGAIN. 200 00:08:26,833 --> 00:08:29,433 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 201 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:34,367 - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT. 202 00:08:34,367 --> 00:08:36,933 LET'S RENEW OUR VOWS. 203 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:37,833 - WHAT? 204 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:41,033 - LOOK, I TOOK YOUR WEDDING AWAY FROM YOU, 205 00:08:41,033 --> 00:08:42,833 AND--AND--AND I KNOW YOU'RE A WOMAN, 206 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:45,500 AND YOU DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM A WOMAN. 207 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:48,400 SO LET ME GIVE IT BACK TO YOU. 208 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,533 - YOU KNOW, JUST FORGET IT, RAY. 209 00:08:50,533 --> 00:08:52,500 THE TAPE IS GONE. I'LL GET OVER IT. 210 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:56,367 - I KNOW YOU WILL, BUT THIS WILL BE FASTER. 211 00:09:02,033 --> 00:09:04,267 COME ON, LET'S DO THIS. I FEEL BAD. 212 00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:06,600 I WAS THOUGHTLESS AND--AND CARELESS, 213 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,800 AND I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 214 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,467 AND IT'S OUR TENTH ANNIVERSARY. 215 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,100 WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING SPECIAL. 216 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,600 WE'LL INVITE FRIENDS OVER, WE'LL GET DRESSED UP, 217 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,400 HAVE MUSIC AND FLOWERS, 218 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,267 AND--OH, YOU WON'T HAVE TO DO A THING. 219 00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:23,000 AND--AND A PRIEST, WE'LL GET ONE OF THOSE. 220 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,533 AND WE'LL WRITE NEW VOWS. 221 00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:26,300 THEN WE'LL VIDEOTAPE THOSE, 222 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:31,133 AND WE'LL POP THE TAB OUT OF THAT RIGHT AWAY. 223 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:35,033 I JUST WANT TO DO THIS, BECAUSE... 224 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,500 BECAUSE. 225 00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:46,500 I HAD A GOOD IDEA? 226 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,333 - IT'S WONDERFUL, RAY. 227 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:50,167 I MEAN, YOU WOULD REALLY GET UP IN FRONT OF PEOPLE 228 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:51,633 AND RECITE NEW VOWS FOR ME? 229 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,400 - SURE. YEAH, YEAH. 230 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:59,733 OKAY, THIS IS GOOD. 231 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,367 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY. 232 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,100 - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. 233 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,300 - WHAT? 234 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:06,667 - YOUR MOM'S GONNA WANT TO PLAN THE WHOLE THING. 235 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:14,433 - AND THAT WOULD BE BAD? - RAY. 236 00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:16,233 - YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S BAD. IT'S BAD. 237 00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:23,567 - SO YOU'RE DOIN' THIS ALL YOURSELF, HUH, RAY? 238 00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:25,533 - YEAH, YEAH, DEBRA WANTS ME TO. 239 00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:28,667 IT DOESN'T COUNT UNLESS I GO THROUGH HELL. 240 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,967 STUPID. STUPID RENEWAL. 241 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,500 - SO WHAT DO YOU GOT SO FAR? 242 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,800 - UH, I'M WORKING ON A MOTIF. 243 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,700 - OH, MOTIF. HOW FANCY. 244 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,533 - YEAH, THEY TALK ABOUT IT IN HERE. 245 00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,367 - WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THESE WEDDING MAGAZINES? 246 00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:46,500 - FROM THE NEWSSTAND. IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING. 247 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:49,633 I HAD TO BUY SOME PORN JUST TO EVEN IT OUT. 248 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:56,167 - "THE BEST WEDDINGS HAVE A CENTRALIZED THEME." 249 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:57,500 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT? 250 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,700 CUPID. 251 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,833 - CUPID? 252 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,800 - YEAH, YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE NAKED ANGEL. 253 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,033 YOU KNOW. HE SHOOTS YOU. 254 00:11:03,033 --> 00:11:04,900 AH, IT'S CUTE. 255 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,300 - THAT'S A HORRIBLE MOTIF. 256 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,800 - WHAT? IT'S PERFECT. 257 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,133 HE CAN BE FLYING AROUND THE ROOM. 258 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:10,233 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD DO? 259 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:11,367 YOU COULD DRESS UP THE TWINS. 260 00:11:11,367 --> 00:11:12,733 PUT LITTLE WINGS ON THEIR BACK. 261 00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:14,367 THEY'D COME BY-- - ALL RIGHT, STOP IT. 262 00:11:14,367 --> 00:11:16,867 NO. IT'S NOT GONNA BE CUPID. 263 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,600 THAT'S LAME. 264 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,167 - ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT'S YOUR BRILLIANT IDEA? 265 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:28,467 - AN ENGLISH GARDEN. 266 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:30,900 - ENGLISH GARDEN? 267 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,800 - THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH. 268 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,333 - WHOO, WHOO. HEY. 269 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:38,200 PARTY. ENGLISH GARDEN. 270 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,433 - HEY, IT'S CLASSY, YOU NEANDERTHAL. 271 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:44,067 "IT BRINGS SOPHISTICATION AND ELEGANCE TO ANY PARTY." 272 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,333 OKAY? 273 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:46,867 YEAH, WHAT DOES CUPID BRING? 274 00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:51,133 A BOW AND ARROW AND A BARE ASS. 275 00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:52,767 - OKAY, GREAT. 276 00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:55,733 - IT GOES WITH MY WHOLE IDEA OF A SUNDAY TEA. 277 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,700 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TEA? THERE'S NO DINNER? 278 00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:05,500 - NO, IT'S A TEA. 279 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,000 THAT'S IT. THERE'S GONNA BE HORS D'OEUVRES. 280 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,900 - OKAY, SO YOUR MOTIF REALLY IS, 281 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,733 "I'M A CHEAP BASTARD." 282 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:15,967 - HEY, COME ON, LET'S GO. 283 00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:16,767 LET'S GO. LET'S MOVE. 284 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,233 - PUT THE GAME ON. IT'S ALMOST TIME. 285 00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:19,367 - HEY, YOU'RE ANOTHER TWO. 286 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,833 DID YOU GET AN INVITATION? 287 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,033 - YEAH, YEAH, I GOT IT. 288 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,733 - SO, ROBERT, HOW'S YOUR ASS? 289 00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:28,467 - UPPER THIGH. 290 00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:29,900 - [laughs] UPPER THIGH, SURE. 291 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:30,967 - YEAH, YEAH. NEVER MIND THAT. 292 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,233 NEVER MIND. ARE YOU COMIN'? 293 00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:33,900 - IF I HAVE TO. - YES, YOU HAVE TO. 294 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:37,067 - WHY DON'T YOU RENEW THE BACHELOR PARTY? 295 00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,967 - YOU'RE COMING. - IS THERE FOOD? 296 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,600 - HORS D'OEUVRES. - HORS D'OEUVRES? I'M OUT. 297 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,233 - WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 298 00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:44,300 SOME HORS D'OEUVRES ARE GOOD. 299 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,400 WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING? 300 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,033 - WELL, A COUPLE THINGS, YOU KNOW, LIKE, UH... 301 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,800 THOSE CHICKEN-ON-A-STICK THINGS. 302 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,533 - OOH, SATAY. 303 00:12:51,533 --> 00:12:53,500 - HEY, RAY, CAN WE GET THOSE STUFFED MUSHROOMS? 304 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,833 - I DON'T KNOW. YOU LIKE THOSE? 305 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:58,667 - YOU GOT 'EM, I'LL EAT 'EM. 306 00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:03,033 - WHAT ABOUT FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE A BIT OF A SWEET TOOTH? 307 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,333 - AND A BIT OF A FAT STOMACH? 308 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,000 - I'M TRYING-- I'M GONNA GO WITH 309 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,400 THESE CHOCOLATE-DIPPED STRAWBERRIES. 310 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,533 - CHOCOLATE AND STRAWBERRY. 311 00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:11,267 THAT'S AN EXCELLENT FLAVOR COMBO. 312 00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,600 - OH, MY GOD. 313 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,767 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE SEEN? 314 00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:17,500 THE STRAWBERRIES WEARING THE LITTLE TUXEDO SHIRTS. 315 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,967 - COME ON, REALLY? THEY DON'T DO THAT. 316 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,133 - SURE THEY DO. 317 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,800 IT'S DARK CHOCOLATE ALL AROUND, RIGHT? 318 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,067 WITH A WHITE-CHOCOLATE FRONT 319 00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:26,067 AND LITTLE BUTTONS AND A BOWTIE. 320 00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:28,433 - REALLY? - THAT'S ADORABLE. 321 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:32,167 - WHY DON'T YOU THREE DIP EACH OTHER IN CHOCOLATE? 322 00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:34,467 - HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, 323 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,333 WHAT ABOUT, LIKE, A LITTLE CHOCOLATE TOP HAT? 324 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:37,333 - OH, THAT'S GREAT. 325 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,367 - THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. THAT COULD WORK. 326 00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:40,300 - LIKE CHOCOLATE CLOTHING. - EXCELLENT, YES. 327 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:44,733 OR WHAT IF WE USE A DIFFERENT BERRY? 328 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,233 - HOW ABOUT A KIWI? 329 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,833 all: YEAH. 330 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:01,233 - RAYMOND, WHAT IS THIS? 331 00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:03,900 - HEY, I NEED THAT. - WHAT IS THIS? 332 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,700 IT LOOKS LIKE AN INVITATION TO YOUR RENEWAL CEREMONY. 333 00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:12,667 - YES, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 334 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,767 - I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE 335 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:16,200 OF ALL OF THIS, RAYMOND. 336 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:24,467 - SO IS THAT YOUR RSVP? 337 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:31,733 [playing "Close to You"] 338 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:44,467 - HEY, GERARD. GERARD, YOU KNOW ANYTHING ELSE? 339 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:50,367 [plays "Smoke on the Water"] 340 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,067 OKAY, STOP. GO BACK TO THE OTHER ONE. 341 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:53,167 THE OTHER ONE'S BETTER. 342 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:57,533 [plays "Close to You"] 343 00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:59,500 - RAY, RAY. 344 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,933 RAY. 345 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,933 RAY, DID YOU SEE THIS? 346 00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,600 DID YOU SEE THE STRAWBERRIES? 347 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:09,600 THEY HAVE REGULAR TIES INSTEAD OF BOWTIES. 348 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,033 - YES, I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT I ORDERED. 349 00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:15,800 - WELL, NOBODY TOLD ME. 350 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,333 - [laughs] HI. 351 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,100 FRANK, MAKE WAY FOR MY LASAGNA. 352 00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:25,333 - NO, NO. 353 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,233 MOM, I DON'T-- I DON'T NEED LASAGNA. 354 00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:29,200 PLEASE. I HAVE HORS D'OEUVRES. 355 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:34,067 - WELL, THEN WHY DON'T I JUST KILL MYSELF? 356 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,900 - AND THEN--THEN-- WHERE'S THE FLORIST? 357 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,133 I ORDERED LILIES OF THE VALLEY. 358 00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:40,900 I DON'T SEE ANY LILIES OF THE VALLEY. 359 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,400 - I SEE A PANSY OF THE FAMILY. 360 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,333 - HA-HA, FUNNY. COME ON, STOP. 361 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:50,600 - RAYMOND, YOU REALLY HAVE DONE A WONDERFUL JOB. 362 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,067 - THANK YOU, FATHER HUBLEY. 363 00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,967 - LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF WORK. 364 00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:56,333 YOU MUST HAVE REALLY SCREWED UP. 365 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:00,733 - OH, IT'S PRETTY. 366 00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:03,700 - YEAH, CAN YOU BELIEVE DADDY PULLED THIS OFF 367 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:04,800 ALL BY HIMSELF? 368 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,500 - HMM. YES, I DID. 369 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,900 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, SHALL WE GET STARTED? 370 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:14,333 [Gerard plays "Close to You"] 371 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,167 - THAT'S ENOUGH, GERARD. 372 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,800 - I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME ALL OF YOU 373 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,700 TO RAYMOND AND DEBRA'S BEAUTIFUL HOME. 374 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,200 - [giggles] 375 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,233 - WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY 376 00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:43,100 TO WITNESS A RENEWAL OF LOVE AND COMMITMENT 377 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,300 BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE. 378 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,633 AND IN OUR PRESENCE AND IN THE SIGHT OF GOD, 379 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:53,200 THEY WILL NOW SHARE VOWS THEY EACH HAVE WRITTEN. 380 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:13,233 - GO AHEAD, RAYMOND. 381 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,300 - LADIES FIRST. 382 00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:21,667 - ALL RIGHT. DEBRA? 383 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,267 - OKAY. 384 00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:26,467 UM, WELL, WHEN-- WHEN RAY FIRST CAME TO ME 385 00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:30,533 WITH THIS IDEA, I WAS VERY TOUCHED. 386 00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:34,700 I'M REALLY GLAD TO HAVE THIS CHANCE TO TELL PEOPLE 387 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:38,700 HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 388 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:42,600 - OH, BOY. 389 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,800 - I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL I'VE ALWAYS LIVED UP 390 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,767 TO MY VOW TO LOVE, HONOR, AND CHERISH YOU. 391 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,400 SO JUST IN CASE I HAVEN'T ALWAYS SHOWN IT, 392 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,833 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I DO. 393 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,400 WITH ALL MY HEART, I DO. 394 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,933 AND I WANT TO ADD SOMETHING ELSE TO THAT LIST. 395 00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:02,100 [clears throat] ALL RIGHT. 396 00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:08,933 - AND THAT IS TO THANK YOU. 397 00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:12,633 FOR THE KIDS, FOR YOUR LOVE, 398 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,167 FOR OUR LIFE TOGETHER, 399 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,400 I THANK YOU. 400 00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:24,333 - RAYMOND. 401 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,033 - UM... 402 00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:31,167 YOU'RE WELCOME. 403 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,433 - YOUR VOWS, RAYMOND. 404 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:48,500 - I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE ON THIS OCCASION. 405 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:54,667 LOVE IS IN THE AIR. 406 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:03,800 TODAY I CONSIDER MYSELF... 407 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,367 THE LUCKIEST MAN... 408 00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:09,500 ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. 409 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,033 OKAY, I FORGOT THE VOWS. 410 00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:18,333 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU 411 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,233 BECAUSE OF THAT, AND--AND BECAUSE 412 00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,833 I TAPED FOOTBALL OVER OUR WEDDING VIDEO. 413 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,633 - YOU TAPED FOOTBALL OVER YOUR WEDDING VIDEO? 414 00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:32,033 - YES, I MADE A MISTAKE. 415 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:36,667 - YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO RECITE VOWS TO ME. 416 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:37,533 - OKAY, I KNOW. 417 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:38,600 I KNOW, BUT WE HAD YOUR VOWS, 418 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,800 AND, OH, THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL. 419 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,033 AND--AND I DIDN'T REALLY HEAR 'EM ALL, 420 00:19:42,033 --> 00:19:44,900 BECAUSE I WAS IN MY HEAD GOING "IDIOT, IDIOT, IDIOT, IDIOT." 421 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,867 BUT--BUT, YOU KNOW, LUCKILY, ROBERT VIDEOTAPED 'EM, 422 00:19:48,867 --> 00:19:50,500 AND WE CAN ENJOY 'EM LATER. 423 00:20:03,633 --> 00:20:07,033 - YOU NEVER TOLD ME TO TAPE IT. 424 00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:10,967 - OKAY, BUT, BUT, BUT-- 425 00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:12,033 HONEY, LOOK AT ALL THE DECORATING 426 00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:13,167 THAT I DID HERE. 427 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:16,133 I--THERE'S STUFFED MUSHROOMS HERE, 428 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,900 AND, SEE, LOOK, THERE'S FLOWERS EVERYWHERE, 429 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,500 AND THERE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LILIES OF THE VALLEY HERE. 430 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,000 BUT THE NAPKINS, THEY MATCH THE TABLECLOTH. 431 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,567 I DID THAT. 432 00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:28,700 ALL RIGHT. 433 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,300 I'M SORRY. 434 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,833 - LILIES OF THE VALLEY? 435 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:35,100 - YEAH, THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER, RIGHT? 436 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,100 - YOU REMEMBERED? 437 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:37,900 - YEAH, I ORDERED 'EM, 438 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:42,067 BUT THE DAMN FLORIST, HE DIDN'T BRING IT. 439 00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:45,767 - YOU REMEMBERED MY FLOWER. 440 00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:49,433 - KISS THE BRIDE. 441 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:52,733 KISS HER. KISS HER NOW. 442 00:20:52,733 --> 00:20:56,733 [applause] 443 00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:06,567 BY THE WAY, IF I MAY ASK... 444 00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:09,700 WHAT GAME WAS IT? 445 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:12,500 - IT WAS THE '91 SUPER BOWL. BILLS AND GIANTS. 446 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,133 - OH, GOOD GAME, GOOD GAME. 447 00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:19,933 - I KNOW, I KNOW. I STILL HAVE IT ON TAPE. 448 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,433 BUT WE'RE NOT-- THAT'S NOT WHY WE'RE HERE. 449 00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:23,433 WE'RE NOT HERE FOR THAT. 450 00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,067 - I'M SO EXCITED. 451 00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:33,367 THE FAMOUS LAST-SECOND FIELD GOAL. 452 00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:37,367 EVEN THOUGH I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, I'M SO EXCITED. 453 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:38,600 - KEEP IT DOWN, MY FRIEND. 454 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,400 KEEP IT DOWN. 455 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,967 - THIS WAS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 456 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:45,133 - SHUT UP. HERE IT COMES. 457 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,400 - I DO. 458 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,800 - OH. 459 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,933 - WHY AM I WATCHING A WEDDING? 460 00:21:52,933 --> 00:21:54,700 BRING BACK MY SUPER BOWL. 461 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,533 [together] COME ON. 462 00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:58,033 - HE MISSED IT, ALL RIGHT? 463 00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,233 WE KNOW HE MISSED IT. 464 00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:00,867 HEY, WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, ALL RIGHT? 465 00:22:00,867 --> 00:22:01,867 - I FORGOT. 466 00:22:01,867 --> 00:22:04,100 - WE KNOW HOW THIS ENDS.