1 00:00:01,767 --> 00:00:04,100 - IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR THE PIN. 2 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:06,100 - OH, MAN. 3 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:07,967 - WHY CAN'T I HIT A BALL LIKE THAT? 4 00:00:07,967 --> 00:00:09,167 - I COULD ANSWER THAT, 5 00:00:09,167 --> 00:00:12,367 OR YOU COULD JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR. 6 00:00:13,333 --> 00:00:15,633 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT DID I MISS? 7 00:00:15,633 --> 00:00:19,733 - THE SWEDISH GUY IS STARTING TO CHOKE. 8 00:00:19,733 --> 00:00:21,000 - SWEDISH GUY? 9 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:26,000 WHO TAUGHT HIM HOW TO SWING, HEIDI? 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,033 - ACTUALLY, HEIDI WAS SWISS. 11 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:36,567 - GET OUT OF MY CHAIR. 12 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:38,933 - HEY, ROBERT, CAN YOU MOVE OVER A LITTLE BIT, PLEASE? 13 00:00:38,933 --> 00:00:40,600 - NO. TAKE THE MIDDLE. - I DON'T WANT THE MIDDLE. 14 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,000 GIANNI, YOU MOVE OVER TO THE MIDDLE. 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,333 I'LL GO ON THE END. - JUST SIT DOWN. 16 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:45,567 - ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL A LITTLE MAN THIGH. 17 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,967 HOW DOES THAT FEEL? YOU LIKE THAT? 18 00:00:47,967 --> 00:00:49,567 - COME ON! COOL IT ALREADY. 19 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:51,300 - PEOPLE, SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU GUYS. 20 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,933 - WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? 21 00:00:52,933 --> 00:00:55,367 - NOTHING. IT'S... 22 00:00:55,367 --> 00:01:00,133 DEBRA'S NOT FEELING WELL BIO...HORMONALLY. 23 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,700 - OH...GOT IT. 24 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:08,300 THE ENEMY WITHIN. 25 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:17,500 - SO...DO ME A FAVOR. 26 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,267 JUST DON'T DO-- DON'T GIVE HER A REASON-- 27 00:01:19,267 --> 00:01:20,733 BE COOL. BE COOL. BE COOL. 28 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:24,633 - HEY, RAY. 29 00:01:24,633 --> 00:01:26,167 THESE WERE ON TOP OF THE HAMPER. 30 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:27,800 ARE THEY DIRTY, OR ARE THEY CLEAN? 31 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:28,900 - UH, YEAH, THOSE ARE DIRTY. 32 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,633 - OH, THEY'RE DIR-- OKAY, WELL, THEN, RAY, 33 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:34,367 LET ME ENLIGHTEN YOU AS TO HOW A HAMPER WORKS, OKAY? 34 00:01:34,367 --> 00:01:37,400 THERE'S A LID ON IT, AND THAT LID LIFTS UP. 35 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,767 NOW, YOU TAKE YOUR CLOTHES-- NOT YOUR CLEAN CLOTHES, 36 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:43,033 NOT THE CLOTHES YOU'RE WEARING RIGHT NOW, 37 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:44,767 BUT YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES-- 38 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:47,000 YOU LIFT THAT LID, YOU INSERT THE CLOTHES, 39 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,300 AND YOU SHUT THAT LID. 40 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:55,200 - YEAH. GOT IT. GOT IT. 41 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,367 - THIS IS VERY NICE, RAY. 42 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:57,700 YEAH. THIS IS VERY NICE. 43 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,233 PRETZEL CRUMBS ALL OVER THE PLACE. 44 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:00,500 - YEAH, I'M GONNA CLEAN THOSE UP. 45 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:03,500 - [laughing] 46 00:02:07,567 --> 00:02:09,800 - OKAY, SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 47 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,667 FRICKIN' MOOD SWINGS. 48 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,433 THEY FIND ME CHOPPED UP IN THE FREEZER, 49 00:02:14,433 --> 00:02:17,033 DON'T BELIEVE THE SUICIDE NOTE. 50 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,367 - THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SHOT. 51 00:02:24,367 --> 00:02:26,833 - BOY, IT'S A ROUGH TIME OF THE MONTH. 52 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:29,000 YOU KNOW A LOT OF CRIMINALS TURN THEMSELVES IN 53 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,867 WHEN THEIR WIVES ARE LIKE THIS? 54 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:34,500 - LOOK, JUST DO ME A FAVOR. 55 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:35,667 DON'T BE, LIKE, ANIMALS, ALL RIGHT? 56 00:02:35,667 --> 00:02:38,667 I DON'T NEED-- - ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD. 57 00:02:43,033 --> 00:02:44,133 - COASTER. 58 00:02:44,133 --> 00:02:45,700 ROBERT, COASTER. 59 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:48,633 - WHAT? 60 00:02:55,267 --> 00:02:56,600 - NEED HELP? NEED ANY HELP? 61 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,467 - NO. I'M GOING TO THE BANK, ALL RIGHT? 62 00:02:58,467 --> 00:03:00,500 LISTEN, WHEN THE BUZZER GOES OFF, 63 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,200 COULD YOU MAYBE TAKE THE CLOTHES OUT OF THE DRYER? 64 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,767 - YEAH. NO PROBLEM. HOW LONG YOU GONNA BE? 65 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,933 - WHY? 66 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:08,000 - OH, NOTHING. 67 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,367 NO. TAKE YOUR TIME. 68 00:03:10,367 --> 00:03:13,100 OR HURRY BACK IF YOU WANT TO. IT'S YOUR CHOICE. 69 00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:28,233 - [burps] AH... 70 00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:32,033 I THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER LEAVE. 71 00:03:32,033 --> 00:03:36,667 - IS DEBRA AWARE OF HOW SHE'S COMING OFF TO OTHERS? 72 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:40,433 - NO, SHE--SHE DOESN'T HEAR HERSELF. 73 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:44,000 AND IF I BRING IT UP TO HER, SHE GETS ALL NUTS AND DENIES IT. 74 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,433 THAT'S THE SICKNESS. 75 00:03:46,433 --> 00:03:49,933 - YOU SHOULD GET HER ON TAPE AND MAKE HER LISTEN TO IT. 76 00:03:49,933 --> 00:03:51,033 - YOU WANT TO WEAR A WIRE? 77 00:03:51,033 --> 00:03:55,000 I'LL SHAVE YOU DOWN AND HOOK YOU UP. 78 00:03:56,733 --> 00:03:59,100 - WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST TAKE SOMETHING FOR THIS? 79 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,467 - WHAT'S SHE GONNA TAKE? 80 00:04:00,467 --> 00:04:05,467 - RAYMOND, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A DRUGSTORE, HUH? 81 00:04:05,467 --> 00:04:09,733 THERE'S A WHOLE WING DEDICATED TO THIS PROBLEM. 82 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:11,233 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 83 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:12,733 WHAT AM I GONNA DO, BUY HER SOMETHING? 84 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:14,667 BESIDES, I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO GET. 85 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:18,033 - GET 'EM ALL. 86 00:04:18,033 --> 00:04:19,433 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 87 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:21,100 JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, ALL RIGHT? 88 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:22,767 I'LL JUST RIDE IT OUT. 89 00:04:22,767 --> 00:04:26,867 - YOU DUMB BASTARD. 90 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,167 - WHAT? 91 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,833 - RIDE IT OUT? 92 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:31,400 YOU PUT A STOP TO THIS NOW. 93 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,800 - ALL RIGHT, DAD. ALL RIGHT. 94 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,200 - LET ME ASK YOU, SHE'S IN A BAD MOOD WHAT, 95 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,767 TWO, THREE DAYS TOPS? 96 00:04:37,767 --> 00:04:39,967 NOT SO TOUGH NOW, RIGHT? 97 00:04:39,967 --> 00:04:40,867 PRETTY SOON, 98 00:04:40,867 --> 00:04:45,033 SHE'S GONNA GET A MOOD THAT LASTS FIVE DAYS... 99 00:04:45,033 --> 00:04:47,033 THEN IT'S A WEEK. 100 00:04:47,033 --> 00:04:48,633 AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, 101 00:04:48,633 --> 00:04:50,933 WHAT USED TO BE A BAD MOOD NOW TAKES OVER 102 00:04:50,933 --> 00:04:55,100 AND BECOMES HER ONLY MOOD. 103 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,467 AND THEN... 104 00:04:56,467 --> 00:05:00,333 WELL, THEN YOU BECOME LIKE ME... 105 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,067 WHERE NOT A DAY GOES BY 106 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:04,433 THAT I DON'T WISH THERE WAS A COMET 107 00:05:04,433 --> 00:05:09,567 SCREAMING TOWARDS EARTH TO BRING ME SWEET RELIEF. 108 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,300 - [dopey laughter] 109 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:16,733 - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 110 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,700 - DUMB BASTARD. HE'S A DUMB BASTARD. 111 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:27,033 - HEY, BANJOPANTS. 112 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,100 HOPE YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME DELICIOUS ITALIAN, 113 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,533 AND I DON'T MEAN JUST ME. 114 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:39,333 BIG BAG OF NEMO'S TAKEOUT. 115 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:40,800 - OH... 116 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,400 - WHAT? I--I WENT BY, 117 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,033 AND I STOPPED, AND I PICKED UP SOME DINNER. 118 00:05:44,033 --> 00:05:46,433 I ALSO PICKED UP SOME AFTER-DINNER MINTS... 119 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:49,433 WHICH FOR YOUR SAKE, I'VE ALREADY DIPPED INTO. 120 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,100 - BUT I HAVE ALREADY STARTED DINNER, RAY. 121 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,267 WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME AHEAD OF TIME? 122 00:05:53,267 --> 00:05:55,167 - WHO KNOWS? BUT LOOK, SURPRISE. 123 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:56,833 GARLIC BREAD. 124 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:59,933 - WELL, I'VE MADE A SALAD, AND I'VE COOKED THE RICE, 125 00:05:59,933 --> 00:06:02,767 BUT... FORGET IT. 126 00:06:02,767 --> 00:06:06,333 WE'LL EAT YOUR FOOD. 127 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,200 - YOU ALL RIGHT? 128 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,433 - YEAH...FINE. 129 00:06:16,433 --> 00:06:18,733 I'M SORRY. THANKS FOR THE DINNER. 130 00:06:18,733 --> 00:06:20,433 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 131 00:06:20,433 --> 00:06:23,000 LOOK, I KNOW A LOT OF STUFF'S GOING ON... 132 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,133 FEMININE-ALLY... 133 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,300 YOU KNOW. 134 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:34,133 I KNOW IT'S-- IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 135 00:06:34,133 --> 00:06:36,567 I UNDERSTAND THAT. IT'S, UH... 136 00:06:36,567 --> 00:06:40,800 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE A JEKYLL-AND-HYDE THING... 137 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,800 ONLY MORE...HYDE... 138 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,133 IF HE'S THE BAD ONE. 139 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:47,133 IT WAS HYDE, RIGHT? 140 00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:48,233 WHATEVER. WHATEVER. 141 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,467 WHOEVER IT IS, I KNOW IT'S NOT YOU 142 00:06:49,467 --> 00:06:51,333 THAT'S YELLING AT MY FRIENDS FOR MAKING A MESS 143 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:53,867 OR GETTING ALL CRAZY ABOUT CLOTHES ON THE HAMPER. 144 00:06:53,867 --> 00:06:55,267 I KNOW THAT THAT'S NOT YOU. 145 00:06:55,267 --> 00:06:58,033 THAT'S HYDE... 146 00:06:58,033 --> 00:07:01,700 IF HE WAS THE BAD ONE. 147 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:03,233 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 148 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:05,733 WHILE--WHILE I WAS OUT TODAY, I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 149 00:07:05,733 --> 00:07:06,767 I--I REALLY... 150 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:08,333 I WANT TO HELP YOU FEEL BETTER, YOU KNOW, 151 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:11,700 AND...AND--AND THIS SHOULD TAKE CARE OF ALL YOUR... 152 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:14,100 SYMPTOMS. 153 00:07:19,267 --> 00:07:23,767 - EXCEPT FOR BITCHY, RIGHT, RAY? 154 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:26,900 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 155 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:31,200 - I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE FOR BITCHY. 156 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,633 - PROBABLY NEED A PRESCRIPTION FOR BITCHY. 157 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,633 - BOY, THIS IS JUST LIKE YOU, RAY. 158 00:07:48,633 --> 00:07:51,833 JUST WHEN I THINK THAT YOU CAN'T BE ANY MORE INSENSITIVE, 159 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:53,767 YOU RISE TO THE OCCASION. 160 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:56,367 - HI, ARE THE KIDS HOME YET? I'VE GOT COOKIES. 161 00:07:56,367 --> 00:07:59,000 - OH, MAMA, MOM--MOM, PLEASE, JUST GO HOME. 162 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,133 IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME-- 163 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:01,467 - IT'S OKAY. SHE CAN STAY IF SHE WANTS. 164 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:03,233 I'M NOT AFRAID IF SHE HEARS THIS. 165 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:06,133 - JEKYLL WOULD BE. 166 00:08:06,133 --> 00:08:08,000 - TELL YOU WHAT, I CANNOT... 167 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,933 TAKE THIS ANYMORE, OKAY? 168 00:08:09,933 --> 00:08:12,200 YOU MAKE A HUGE MESS, YOU DON'T HELP ME AT ALL, 169 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,533 YOU INVITE YOUR FRIENDS OVER 170 00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:15,367 TO DRIVE ME CRAZY ALL DAY, 171 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:18,033 AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS, "OH, SHE MUST HAVE PMS. 172 00:08:18,033 --> 00:08:19,433 LET'S JUST LOAD HER UP WITH DRUGS." 173 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:23,100 - NO. IT'S GOT ST. JOHN'S WARTS IN IT. 174 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,500 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 175 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:27,567 IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING WRONG, IT'S PMS, HUH? 176 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:29,500 SOMETIMES--I JUST-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 177 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:32,100 SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO SMACK YOU. 178 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,733 - DEBRA'S RIGHT, RAYMOND. 179 00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:43,233 I'M SORRY. 180 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:45,767 - YOU SMACKED ME. - I KNOW I DID. I'M SORRY. 181 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:47,667 - WELL, WHAT--UH-- WHAT YOU DO THAT FOR? 182 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:49,967 - IT'S JUST THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE BECOMING 183 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:52,767 JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER. 184 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:54,833 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I DON'T KNOW. 185 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:57,400 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST THAT... 186 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,133 HE WAS SO AWFUL DURING MY... 187 00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:02,467 LADIES' DAYS. 188 00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:05,033 ANYTIME I HAPPENED TO MAKE A COMMENT 189 00:09:05,033 --> 00:09:06,667 ABOUT HIS USUAL DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR, 190 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:08,000 HE WOULD JUST BLAME IT ON THAT. 191 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,433 - THAT'S WHAT RAY DOES. - THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL DO. 192 00:09:11,433 --> 00:09:12,500 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 193 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:13,600 LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP. 194 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,967 - YOU SHOULD BE QUIET. - YES. 195 00:09:14,967 --> 00:09:16,133 YES. OH, NO. 196 00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:17,133 HE IS TRYING TO HELP. 197 00:09:17,133 --> 00:09:18,167 LOOK WHAT HE DID. 198 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:21,300 LOOK WHAT HE BOUGHT ME. MAGIC PILLS, HUH? 199 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:22,800 MAYBE I SHOULD TRY SOME. 200 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,267 [gulping] MMM. OH, LOOK. 201 00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:27,100 RAY'S CLOTHES JUST FLEW OFF THE BED 202 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,133 AND INTO THE HAMPER. 203 00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:29,733 THESE REALLY WORK. 204 00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:32,800 - OH. LET ME HAVE ONE. 205 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,133 OHH...FRANK'S TOENAILS 206 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:38,400 JUST CRAWLED RIGHT INTO THE GARBAGE CAN. 207 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:49,333 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MOM? IT'S ME. RAYMIE. 208 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,400 - RAYMOND, YOU KNOW THAT I ALWAYS LET YOU TWO 209 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,533 FIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES, BUT I CAN'T LET YOU GO ON 210 00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:56,200 WITH THIS CYCLE OF YOUR FATHER'S IMBECILITY. 211 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,200 - I'M OUT OF HERE. 212 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,300 - OH, COME ON. WHERE YOU GOING? 213 00:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,433 - I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'LL CALL AMY. 214 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,767 MAYBE I'LL GO TO THE MALL, DO SOME SHOPPING. 215 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,200 - I'M LEAVING TOO. I'M GONNA TALK TO YOUR FATHER. 216 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,867 - OH, PLEASE, COME ON. DEBRA, DEBRA, PLEASE. 217 00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:06,367 - RAYMOND, DON'T YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD, 218 00:10:06,367 --> 00:10:07,633 OR I'M GONNA SEND YOUR MOTHER RIGHT BACK IN HERE 219 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:11,600 TO SMACK THE CRAP OUT OF YOU. 220 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,800 - THE THREE-GAME SERIES IS EVEN AT ONE APIECE. 221 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,867 - HI. 222 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:27,067 - OH, YOU'RE HOME. 223 00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:28,367 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME? 224 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:29,200 - YEAH. 225 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,400 - WHAT'D YOU DO? 226 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,867 - I TOLD YOU. I WENT SHOPPING WITH AMY. 227 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:36,267 - SHOPPING? FOR 5 HOURS? 228 00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:39,900 WHERE ARE YOUR SHOPPING BAGS? 229 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,100 - I DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING. 230 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:41,933 WE JUST WALKED AROUND FOR A WHILE, 231 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,733 THEN WE WENT BACK TO AMY'S AND, YOU KNOW, JUST SAT AROUND, 232 00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:46,233 TALKING, RELAXING. 233 00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:48,433 - OH, SITTING AROUND, TALKING, RELAXING, YEAH. 234 00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:49,833 YOU WANT TO HEAR MY EVENING? 235 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:52,800 I FED THE KIDS DINNER: PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 236 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,933 THEN I GAVE 'EM A BATH, 'CAUSE THEY WERE COVERED 237 00:10:54,933 --> 00:10:57,000 IN PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 238 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,600 THEN I'M MEAN, BECAUSE I WON'T LET THEM SLEEP IN A TREE HOUSE, 239 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,833 AND THEN THEY WENT TO BED YELLING AND SCREAMING. 240 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,900 SO THAT WAS MY EVENING. 241 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,767 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 242 00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:07,867 - WELL, THAT'S MY EVENING EVERY NIGHT, SO-- 243 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,167 - OH, DON'T EVEN. 244 00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:16,100 YOU JUST WANTED ME TO SUFFER TONIGHT. 245 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,467 - WHAT? - YES. IT'S NOT FAIR. 246 00:11:18,467 --> 00:11:20,133 YOU GET TO WALK OUT AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, 247 00:11:20,133 --> 00:11:21,667 AND--AND-- LET'S JUST SAY IT-- 248 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,633 USE YOUR "LADIES' DAYS" AS AN EXCUSE 249 00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:27,567 TO TREAT ME ROTTEN EVERY MONTH. 250 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:33,600 - MY NEEDING TO GET OUT OF HERE ONCE IN A WHILE 251 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:38,733 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY "LADIES' DAYS." 252 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,733 - BULL-LONEY. 253 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:50,000 - WHAT? 254 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,267 - BALONEY. 255 00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:53,267 YOU WANT TO SEE? 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE, OKAY? 256 00:11:53,267 --> 00:11:54,267 I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. 257 00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:56,133 I TRIED TO BE NICE, AND THAT DOESN'T WORK. 258 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,600 HERE. LOOK AT THIS. YOU SEE THIS DATE? 259 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,533 THAT'S TODAY. NOW, THIS IS LAST MONTH. 260 00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:02,667 WHAT A COINCIDENCE THAT ON THE SAME DAY LAST MONTH, 261 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:05,533 I FOUND MY GOLF CLUBS UPSIDE DOWN IN THE GARBAGE CAN. 262 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:07,767 I'M TELLING YOU, I'M SICK OF THIS, ALL RIGHT? 263 00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:09,600 EVERY MONTH THE-- THE SAME WACKO SCREAMING AT ME 264 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,233 FOR NO REASON, HAVING MELTDOWNS AND CRYING, 265 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:13,467 CRYING OVER NOTHING. 266 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:14,500 AND YOU WON'T EVEN ADMIT WHAT IT IS. 267 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:18,200 AND GOD FORBID I SHOULD MENTION WHAT MIGHT BE THE PROBLEM. 268 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,333 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 269 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,700 I THINK THAT YOU ENJOY YOUR LADIES' DAYS, 270 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,700 BECAUSE YOU THINK I DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS. 271 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,867 "OH, LOOK WHAT DAY IT IS. 272 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:24,867 OH, COME HERE, RAY." 273 00:12:24,867 --> 00:12:28,300 POW. POW. POW. POW. 274 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:31,300 "OH, OH, I'VE BEEN SAVING THAT UP." 275 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,300 AND THEN AFTER A COUPLE DAYS OF THAT, 276 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,500 YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, SORRY, RAY. 277 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:38,467 I WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT, HEH, YOU KNOW." 278 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,333 AND BY THE WAY, THE NEXT TIME I USED THOSE CLUBS, 279 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,233 I SHOT A 110, SO DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW 280 00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:45,267 YOU DIDN'T PUT A CURSE ON THEM. 281 00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:47,867 - YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND. 282 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:52,400 - NO, YOU ARE... ONCE A MONTH. 283 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,500 IF WHAT I'M SAYING ISN'T TRUE, 284 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:56,067 HOW COME YOU DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THIS ON ALL THE OTHER DAYS? 285 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,233 - I TREAT YOU JUST FINE, RAY. 286 00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:58,567 YOU'RE JUST MAD, 'CAUSE YOU HAD TO SPEND 287 00:12:58,567 --> 00:12:59,967 ONE LOUSY NIGHT WITH THE KIDS. 288 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:01,700 - OH, SO YOU DON'T GET CRAZY THIS TIME OF MONTH? 289 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,367 - NO. - YOU REMAIN PERFECTLY CALM, 290 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,733 DON'T OVERREACT, DON'T TREAT ME MEANLY, 291 00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:08,233 OR YELL AT ME LIKE A SCREAMING, RAVING MANIAC. 292 00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,067 - NO, I DO NOT. 293 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,333 - 4:38 TODAY... 294 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,600 RIGHT WHEN THE GUYS WENT HOME. 295 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,133 - I'VE TOLD YOU 8 MILLION TIMES WHEN YOU EMPTY THE DRYER, 296 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:25,233 YOU CLEAN THE LINT SCREEN. 297 00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:26,367 LOOK AT ALL THIS LINT. 298 00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:27,533 WHAT, DO YOU LIKE LINT, RAY? 299 00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:28,867 MAYBE I'LL GET YOU SOME FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 300 00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:32,333 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAY. HERE'S YOUR LINT. 301 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,400 - I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D, YOU KNOW, 302 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,033 WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE 303 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,800 WHEN YOU'RE LIKE THIS. 304 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,367 OKAY? 305 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,133 - YOU ARE A GIGANTIC ASS. 306 00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:03,667 - 10:32, "GIGANTIC ASS." 307 00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:15,433 LISTEN, I'M SORRY. 308 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:20,167 I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HEAR YOURSELF ON TAPE. 309 00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:24,633 I REMEMBER WHEN I HEARD MY FIRST RADIO INTERVIEW. 310 00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:28,367 FIRST OF ALL, I SOUNDED LIKE SNUFFLEUPAGUS. 311 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:35,200 I SAID, "DO I REALLY SOUND LIKE THAT?" AND ANDY SAID-- 312 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,000 - OH, WOULD YOU STOP IT. 313 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,600 I'M NOT CRYING BECAUSE OF WHAT I SOUND LIKE. 314 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,933 I'M CRYING BECAUSE I'M MARRIED TO AN INSENSITIVE DURFWAD 315 00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:46,600 WHO INSTEAD OF TRYING TO MAKE LIFE BETTER FOR HIS WIFE, 316 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,067 TAPE-RECORDS HER SO HE HAS PROOF THAT SHE'S A TERRIBLE PERSON. 317 00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:54,400 - WHAT'S A DURFWAD? 318 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,100 - WHAT, WAS THAT TAPE FOR THE GUYS, HUH? 319 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,367 YOU GONNA PLAY IT FOR THE GUYS? 320 00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,367 "HEY, COME ON, FELLAS, STEP RIGHT UP 321 00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:01,967 AND LISTEN TO THE WITCH WHO KILLED MY GOOD TIME." 322 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,233 - NO. NO. IT'S JUST FOR US. 323 00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:05,467 - YEAH. YEAH. 324 00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:06,933 WHERE'S MY TAPE RECORDER, RAY? 325 00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:07,967 WHERE WAS MY TAPE RECORDER 326 00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:10,300 WHEN I WAS IN LABOR WITH THE TWINS FOR 36 HOURS, 327 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,100 AND YOU WERE ASKING THE NURSE IF THE TV GETS ESPN? 328 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:17,933 - WELL, I MEAN, 36 HOURS, THAT'S NOT A SHORT TIME. 329 00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:19,400 - YEAH. GUESS WHAT. 330 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,200 IT'S EVEN LONGER WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO PUSH 331 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,300 TWO HUMAN BEINGS OUT OF YOUR BODY 332 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,400 WHILE YOUR HUSBAND'S GOING, 333 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,200 "DOES THIS HOSPITAL HAVE FUDGESICLES?" 334 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,233 YEAH, WHERE'S MY TAPE RECORDER, HUH? 335 00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:29,567 OR WHEN YOU ASK ME WHY I GET SO UPSET 336 00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,533 BECAUSE I FIND YOUR UNDERPANTS IN THE KITCHEN, HUH? 337 00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:35,933 OR WHEN YOU STARTED SNORING AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL? 338 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:38,267 OR WHEN YOU TAPED A FOOTBALL GAME 339 00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:42,667 OVER OUR WEDDING VIDEO? 340 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,067 - DO YOU--DO YOU REALLY NEED A TAPE RECORDER? 341 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,400 YOU SEEM TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING. 342 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,733 - YEAH. 343 00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:50,967 THAT'S RIGHT, RAY. I REMEMBER EVERYTHING. 344 00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:52,433 AND I'M NOT GONNA FORGET, EITHER. 345 00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:53,833 - HONEY, I THINK YOU MAKE SOME EXCELLENT POINTS HERE, 346 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:56,433 BUT I CAN'T HELP WONDERING THAT, YOU KNOW, 347 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,600 MAYBE PART OF THE REASON YOU'RE SO UPSET RIGHT NOW 348 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,267 MIGHT POSSIBLY BE PMS-RELATED. 349 00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:02,667 - WOULD SOMEBODY GET ME A TAPE RECORDER, 350 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:03,900 BECAUSE I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT. 351 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,033 - LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 352 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,767 - YEAH. YEAH. NO KIDDING. 353 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,300 LISTEN, IF I HAD PMS-- AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT I HAVE-- 354 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,667 IS THAT HOW YOU HELP ME? 355 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:14,033 BY TAPING ME, BY TELLING ME I HAVE PMS? 356 00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:17,933 THAT DOESN'T HELP ME, RAY. THAT DOESN'T HELP ME. 357 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,367 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 358 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,167 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 359 00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:23,233 SHOW ME WHAT TO DO. JUST DRAW IT OUT FOR ME. 360 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,533 - HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GIVING ME A HUG? 361 00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:28,267 - A HUG. 362 00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:29,333 - YES, A HUG. 363 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,400 DID YOU EVER THINK OF HUGGING ME, YOU JERK? 364 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,833 - WELL, IT'S PRETTY HARD TO HUG SOMEONE 365 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,600 WHO'S TRYING TO KILL YOU. 366 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,667 - YEAH, WELL, IT NEVER OCCURRED TO YOU. 367 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,233 YOU'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED IT BEFORE. 368 00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:39,700 - WELL, LOOK. THIS IS NOT HUGGABLE. 369 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,533 THIS--THIS IS NOT DEBRA. 370 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,500 THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO SHOWS UP ONCE A MONTH 371 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:47,267 TO RIP INTO ME LIKE A MONKEY ON A CUPCAKE. 372 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,467 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 373 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:49,800 THAT'S THE REASON I TAPED YOU: 374 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,800 SO YOU COULD HEAR YOURSELF 375 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,533 AND MAYBE ADMIT THAT THERE MIGHT BE A PROBLEM 376 00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:57,900 THAT ISN'T JUST ME BEING A DORKWANG OR WHATEVER. 377 00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:01,600 [telephone rings] 378 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,833 - HELLO? 379 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,867 HI, AMY. 380 00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:08,233 YEAH. YEAH. 381 00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:11,833 YOU WENT BACK FOR THAT DRESS? 382 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,833 HOW MUCH WAS IT? 383 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:17,200 OH. YOU ARE SO BAD. 384 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,367 YEAH. RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT. 385 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:22,100 OH, GOD. I KNOW. ME TOO. ME TOO. 386 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,767 OH, MY GOD. 387 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:28,300 OKAY, WELL, LISTEN. I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW, OKAY? 388 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:33,400 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE. 389 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,033 - FEELING BETTER? 390 00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,900 - SHE'S SO FUNNY. 391 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,633 - YEAH, SHE IS. 392 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:51,533 COULD WE PUT HER NUMBER ON SPEED DIAL? 393 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,267 - LISTEN, RAY. 394 00:17:55,267 --> 00:18:00,033 OH. I'M SORRY. 395 00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:04,300 I GUESS I AM A LITTLE, YOU KNOW. 396 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:08,167 - WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING. 397 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,500 - LISTEN, I... 398 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,367 I--I DON'T MEAN TO-- TO LAY INTO YOU LIKE THAT. 399 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,633 - I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. 400 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:27,833 - COME ON. SIT. - NO. IT'S OKAY. 401 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,633 - RAY. 402 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,600 HONEY, LISTEN. 403 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,867 IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, 404 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:40,067 I NEED A LITTLE UNDERSTANDING, JUST A LITTLE CARING. 405 00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:41,267 I NEED TO KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW, 406 00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:43,133 IF I'M GOING THROUGH A ROUGH TIME, 407 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,367 THAT--THAT YOU'RE THERE FOR ME, 408 00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:47,633 AND THAT YOU WANT TO, YOU KNOW, 409 00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:50,500 JUST TAKE CARE OF ME. 410 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:54,100 - I DO WANT TO. 411 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,333 YOU'RE MY GIRL. 412 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,000 - I LOVE YOU, RAY. 413 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,200 - OH, GOD, YOU'RE A MESS. 414 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,333 - I KNOW. 415 00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:18,600 - LISTEN, YOU WANT TO JUST TRY THOSE PILLS THAT I GOT YOU? 416 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,600 'CAUSE I REALLY JUST WANT YOU TO FEEL BETTER. 417 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,467 - YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, 418 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,800 YOU KNOW, NO PILL IS GONNA SOLVE EVERYTHING. 419 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,633 - YEAH. I KNOW. I KNOW THAT. 420 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,633 - I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT GOES ON IN HERE? 421 00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:31,200 - YEAH. LET ME JUST GET 'EM. - I KNOW, BUT-- 422 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,900 YOU KNOW, YES, THERE'S ALL THESE EMOTIONS-- 423 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:33,800 - I KNOW. 424 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,133 BELIEVE ME. LISTEN. I'M VERY INTO ALL OF THAT. 425 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,333 LET ME GET THE PILLS. 426 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:16,133 - HERE WE GO. HMM? 427 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,467 HERE WE GO. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 428 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,900 LOOK, IT'S, "FOR BLOATING-- 429 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:21,100 FOR BLOATING, CRAMPS," AND, OH, RIGHT THERE, 430 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,933 "IRRITABILITY ASSOCIATED WITH PMS." 431 00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:25,833 WE HAVE A WINNER. 432 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,967 GOES GREAT WITH GINGER ALE. 433 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:29,567 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 434 00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:36,067 HERE WE GO. 435 00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:37,367 WHAT? HEY. COME ON. 436 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,000 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOCK ME IN THE ATTIC 437 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,600 FOR A FEW DAYS? 438 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,233 - WHAT? 439 00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:54,267 YOU'RE THE ONE... 440 00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:57,200 YOU, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID, "HUG ME." 441 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,767 THE HUG WAS YOUR IDEA. 442 00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:05,733 [sighs] 443 00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:07,733 COME ON, COMET. 444 00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:22,400 - SO YOU THINK I'M JUST RUDE AND INSENSITIVE, 445 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,533 THAT I'M SO TOUGH TO LIVE WITH, 446 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:27,133 AND YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF SHEBA? 447 00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:29,200 DID YOU EVER HEAR YOURSELF? 448 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,733 WELL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T, 449 00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:34,133 HERE'S A LITTLE TRICK THAT MY BOY RAYMOND TAUGHT ME. 450 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:38,467 I SAID, "WHERE'S MY EGGS?" 451 00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:39,867 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 452 00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:41,767 HERE, HERE. WAIT A MINUTE. HERE, HERE IT IS. 453 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:45,133 WHAT?. IT'S JUST MY FEET. THEY'RE NOT DIRTY. 454 00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:46,800 AW, CRAP. 455 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,667 HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 456 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:50,467 YOU SCARED YOU'RE GONNA HEAR SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE? 457 00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:53,433 IF I SCRATCH IT, IT'S BECAUSE IT ITCHES.