1 00:00:01,933 --> 00:00:03,900 - DON'T YOU MISS ITALY, RAY? 2 00:00:03,900 --> 00:00:07,200 LOOK, I TOOK THAT RIGHT FROM AUNT COLLETTA'S BALCONY. 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,400 - MAN, LOOK AT THAT LAKE. - MM. 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:13,200 - NEXT TIME WE GO, LET'S SWIM NAKED. 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,800 - YOU KNOW, THERE'S FISH IN THERE. 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,500 - OKAY, THEN JUST YOU. 7 00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:22,233 - OH, I JUST LOVED IT SO MUCH THERE. 8 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:24,233 EVERYBODY GOT ALONG SO WELL. 9 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,767 I JUST WISH WE COULD HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING, 10 00:00:25,767 --> 00:00:28,900 YOU KNOW, OF JUST ENJOYING EVERY DAY. 11 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,200 - HOW ABOUT WE GO UPSTAIRS 12 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:34,067 AND ENJOY THE REST OF TODAY? 13 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:36,200 - OKAY. 14 00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:41,867 [car approaching] 15 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:43,633 YOU HEAR THAT? 16 00:01:36,733 --> 00:01:38,033 - HEY. 17 00:01:44,433 --> 00:01:47,533 - THIS IS YOUR FATHER'S FAULT. 18 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,267 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 19 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:53,967 I WAS SAYING "STOP." 20 00:01:53,967 --> 00:01:55,967 - I WAS STOMPING ON THE BRAKES, 21 00:01:55,967 --> 00:01:57,267 BUT NOTHING HAPPENED. 22 00:01:57,267 --> 00:01:59,200 - OH, MY GOD. 23 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,367 [stuttering] 24 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:08,067 OUR HOUSE. LOOK AT OUR HOUSE. 25 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,900 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 26 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:12,100 MA, WHAT THE HELL? 27 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,200 - HE KNEW ABOUT THE BRAKES. 28 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,833 WHAT DID THE MECHANIC SAY ABOUT THE BRAKES? 29 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:19,833 TELL THEM. 30 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:21,633 - AH! 31 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:23,767 AW, LOOK AT THIS. 32 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,133 - THE MECHANIC SAID THAT THE BRAKES WERE BAD. 33 00:02:36,133 --> 00:02:37,933 - OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO SAY THAT. 34 00:02:37,933 --> 00:02:41,033 EVERY TIME I BRING THE CAR IN, HE SAYS THE BRAKES ARE BAD. 35 00:02:41,033 --> 00:02:44,167 - WELL, I THINK THE BRAKES ARE BAD, FRANK. 36 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:46,400 - OKAY, FINE. 37 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,033 I'LL HAVE THE BRAKES CHECKED 38 00:02:48,033 --> 00:02:51,067 WHEN I GET THE TAILLIGHT FIXED. 39 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:52,500 - THE TAILLIGHT? 40 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:55,133 FRANK, LOOK AT THE HOUSE! 41 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,600 - I SAW IT. 42 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,400 LOOK AT THIS. 43 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,733 THIS DRYWALL, IT'S LIKE PAPER, 44 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:05,633 PROBABLY FOREIGN-MADE. 45 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,267 ON THE OTHER HAND, 46 00:03:07,267 --> 00:03:11,000 SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT AMERICAN CARS... 47 00:03:15,633 --> 00:03:17,767 BEATS A HOUSE. 48 00:03:42,633 --> 00:03:44,567 - [laughs] 49 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:57,267 WHAT, DID THEY DRIVE INTO THE HOUSE? 50 00:03:57,267 --> 00:03:58,900 - YEAH. YEAH. 51 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:01,567 - WHAT HAPPENED? 52 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:04,700 - GRANDMA AND GRANDPA STOPPED BY. 53 00:04:13,733 --> 00:04:15,033 - ROBERT, WHAT DO WE DO? 54 00:04:15,033 --> 00:04:16,367 - WELL, I'LL FILL OUT A REPORT. 55 00:04:16,367 --> 00:04:18,700 YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR INSURANCE COMPANIES. 56 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:20,500 - OH, HERE WE GO. 57 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:24,600 WHY THE HELL DID I LET YOU DRIVE? 58 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,200 - BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE ANYMORE. 59 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:31,500 - I CAN SEE A HOUSE! 60 00:04:39,533 --> 00:04:40,667 - OH, MY GOD. 61 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:42,733 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, DON'T WORRY, DEB. 62 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:44,133 I'M SURE THAT DAD'S CAR INSURANCE 63 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:45,433 WILL COVER THIS. 64 00:04:49,033 --> 00:04:50,667 - I'M NOT SURE IT'S CURRENT. 65 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:51,933 [all gasp] 66 00:04:51,933 --> 00:04:54,700 WHAT? WE NEVER GO ANYWHERE. 67 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:56,433 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! 68 00:04:56,433 --> 00:04:58,567 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, DO YOU GUYS HAVE HOMEOWNER'S INSURANCE? 69 00:04:58,567 --> 00:05:00,633 - OKAY, OUR INSURANCE. GOOD. RIGHT. 70 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,333 OKAY, WHERE DID I PUT THAT? 71 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:05,100 HOPEFULLY, IT'S NOT OVER THERE. 72 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,733 - HEY, HEY, DOG. GET OUT OF HERE, DOG. 73 00:05:12,733 --> 00:05:14,600 NO, GO AWAY. 74 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,500 - OH, LOOK AT HIM. 75 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,000 LOOK AT HIM. CAN WE KEEP HIM? 76 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,667 - NO, SWEETIE. NO. 77 00:05:18,667 --> 00:05:20,400 - WE NEVER GET ANYTHING. 78 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,333 - ALLY, WE CAN'T KEEP A DOG. 79 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:25,500 HE'LL JUST RUN AWAY, OKAY? 80 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,833 JUST--COME ON. 81 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,300 GET HIM OUT. GO OUT THE BACK. 82 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:30,900 - OH, YOU SHOULDN'T LET THEM TAKE THE DOG 83 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:31,967 THROUGH THE KITCHEN. 84 00:05:31,967 --> 00:05:33,600 HE'LL MAKE A MESS IN THERE. 85 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,967 - OKAY, GOOD. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE COVERED. 86 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,567 - OH, WONDERFUL. 87 00:05:44,567 --> 00:05:47,000 - YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO PAY THE DEDUCTIBLE. 88 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:52,633 - 1,000 BUCKS? STINKING CROOKS. 89 00:05:52,633 --> 00:05:56,667 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 90 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:59,267 YOU GET YOUR CONTRACTOR 91 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:00,933 TO ADD AN EXTRA GRAND TO THE BILL, 92 00:06:00,933 --> 00:06:02,600 THEN WHEN YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY 93 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,233 CUTS YOU YOUR CHECK, I GET IT BACK. 94 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:08,567 - ALL RIGHT, DAD, LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS. 95 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:11,200 - HEY, DUDLEY DO-RIGHT, WAKE UP. 96 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,333 THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS. 97 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:15,467 IT'S BUILT INTO THE INSURANCE SYSTEM. 98 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:16,967 - OH, YEAH? 99 00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:20,133 WELL, IT'S ALSO BUILT INTO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM. 100 00:06:20,133 --> 00:06:22,800 CATEGORY: FRAUD. 101 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,800 - NERD! 102 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,033 - NERD? - NERD. 103 00:06:29,033 --> 00:06:30,567 - CALLING ME A NERD, HUH? 104 00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:32,400 YOU DRIVE INTO THE HOUSE, AND NOW I'M A NERD? 105 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,333 YOU'RE CALLING ME A NERD? 106 00:06:39,367 --> 00:06:41,400 - RAY, DO SOMETHING. 107 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,600 - WHAT? 108 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:43,600 - TELL YOUR FATHER 109 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,033 WE'RE DOING THIS THE RIGHT WAY. 110 00:06:45,033 --> 00:06:47,033 - HEY, ME NOT HAVING TO PAY ANYTHING 111 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:48,433 IS THE RIGHT WAY. 112 00:06:48,433 --> 00:06:53,433 AW, HOLY CRAP. LOOK AT THIS SCRATCH. 113 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:55,033 - OKAY, SEE, HERE'S THE THING. 114 00:06:55,033 --> 00:06:59,033 UM, WHEN A PERSON DRIVES THEIR CAR 115 00:06:59,033 --> 00:07:01,233 INTO SOMEONE'S HOME, 116 00:07:01,233 --> 00:07:04,000 I THINK THAT PERSON SHOULD BE SYMPATHETIC 117 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,800 AND APOLOGETIC AND TRY TO HELP 118 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,033 THE PERSON WHOSE HOME HAS BEEN DEMOLISHED 119 00:07:09,033 --> 00:07:10,867 TRY TO MAKE IT BETTER! 120 00:07:10,867 --> 00:07:14,333 - HEY, I'M TRYING, BUT YOU WON'T LISTEN. 121 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:17,633 - I WON'T LISTEN? 122 00:07:17,633 --> 00:07:18,767 - I MUST SAY, DEBRA, 123 00:07:18,767 --> 00:07:22,800 THAT TONE DOESN'T HELP THE SITUATION. 124 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,267 - MY TONE? MY TONE? 125 00:07:26,267 --> 00:07:29,333 YOU JUST DROVE A CAR INTO MY HOUSE! 126 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:32,333 - I TOLD THE KIDS TO LEAVE THE BACK DOOR OPEN, 127 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:35,467 SO YOU GET THAT NICE CROSS-VENTILATION GOING. 128 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:42,100 - OKAY, RAY, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 129 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,633 WILL YOU TALK TO THEM? YOU TALK TO THEM. 130 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:45,933 - WHAT DO I SAY? - WHAT DO YOU SAY? 131 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,667 AREN'T YOU UPSET ABOUT THIS? 132 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:50,233 - WATCH THIS. HE'S GOING TO TAKE HER SIDE NOW. 133 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:52,367 - WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING? 134 00:07:52,367 --> 00:07:54,767 - ONE THING I WILL SAY ABOUT YOUR FATHER 135 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:57,233 IS THAT HE'S VERY GOOD WITH INSURANCE MATTERS. 136 00:07:57,233 --> 00:07:59,233 I MEAN, OVER THE YEARS, 137 00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:01,633 WE'VE HAD OUR SHARE OF INCIDENTS, 138 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:04,233 AND WE'VE ALWAYS DONE VERY WELL. 139 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:05,767 - IT'S TRUE. 140 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:07,300 IT IS TRUE. 141 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:12,667 I HAVE SEEN SOME INCREDIBLE THINGS. 142 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,167 - FRANK, YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS. 143 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,767 THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. 144 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:18,367 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 145 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,233 - NO, FRANK, YOU'RE PAYING THE DEDUCTIBLE. 146 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,000 THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE. 147 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,033 - OH, REALLY? 148 00:08:25,033 --> 00:08:26,967 - WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE? 149 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:28,967 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 150 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,767 - OH, ALL RIGHT. THANKS. 151 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:34,133 - FRANK, I WANT A CHECK FOR $1,000 BY TOMORROW. 152 00:08:34,133 --> 00:08:35,233 - DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH. 153 00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:38,933 - FRANK, I'M NOT KIDDING. 154 00:08:38,933 --> 00:08:41,933 - FINE. 155 00:08:41,933 --> 00:08:43,467 FINE! 156 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:46,000 I'LL PAY THE DAMN DEDUCTIBLE! 157 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,400 APPARENTLY, 158 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,733 ALL YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS MONEY! 159 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:01,033 I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME, MARIE. 160 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,133 [engine turns over] 161 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,200 - OH, WAIT, FRANK, WAIT. 162 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,467 I NEED TO GO TO THE SUPERMARKET! 163 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,000 - HEY, CRABBY. 164 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,800 - HEY! 165 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,467 COME HERE, COME HERE. 166 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,767 - WHAT? - THE CONTRACTOR FINISHED. 167 00:09:30,767 --> 00:09:32,033 HUH? HUH? 168 00:09:32,033 --> 00:09:33,733 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 169 00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:37,133 - YEAH, DEFINITELY BETTER WITH A WALL. 170 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:39,500 - YEAH, BUT, I MEAN, 171 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:40,967 DON'T YOU THINK THEY DID A GREAT JOB? 172 00:09:40,967 --> 00:09:42,500 - YEAH, LOOKS GREAT. 173 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,967 - YEAH, AND YOUR FATHER'S CHECK DIDN'T BOUNCE. 174 00:09:44,967 --> 00:09:46,633 - SEE? IT ALL WORKED OUT. 175 00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:50,533 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GET SO UPSET. 176 00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:52,233 - I'M JUST HAPPY IT'S FINISHED. 177 00:09:52,233 --> 00:09:53,900 - YEAH, ME TOO. YOU KNOW WHY? 178 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:56,167 BECAUSE NOW THAT THE WALL IS HERE, 179 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:58,700 NOBODY CAN SEE ME DO THIS. 180 00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:06,533 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S UP WITH THE STRIPES? 181 00:10:06,533 --> 00:10:08,367 - OH, THEY'RE OKAY. THEY'RE OKAY. 182 00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:12,533 - NO, NO, LOOK, THESE STRIPES, ARE THEY THE SAME AS THESE? 183 00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:14,067 BECAUSE THESE LOOK LIKE THINNER STRIPES. 184 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:15,267 - YEAH, I KNOW, BUT IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. 185 00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:16,267 YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL. 186 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:19,567 - HMM, YEAH. OKAY. 187 00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:22,967 NO, I CAN TELL. I CAN TELL. 188 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:25,367 I CAN TELL. LOOK AT THE OLD WALL. 189 00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:29,100 THESE THIN STRIPES... THEY'RE THICKER. 190 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,633 IT'S NOT THE SAME. 191 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:32,033 IT'S NOT THE SAME WALLPAPER. WHAT'S GOING ON? 192 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:33,700 - WELL, NOTHING. NO, THE PAINTER TOLD ME 193 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,567 THAT THEY DON'T MAKE OUR WALLPAPER ANYMORE, 194 00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:37,967 AND TO REPRINT THIS ONE WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY EXPENSIVE. 195 00:10:37,967 --> 00:10:39,767 - YEAH, BUT THIS ISN'T THE SAME. 196 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:42,233 - YEAH, BUT, RAY, WE WOULD HAVE HAD TO PAY MORE. 197 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:45,133 - NO, WE WOULDN'T HAVE. 198 00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:47,533 MY FATHER WOULD HAVE HAD TO PAY MORE. 199 00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:50,200 - NO, WE CAN'T BLAME THIS ON YOUR FATHER. 200 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,800 I TOLD THE WALLPAPER GUY THAT THIS WAS OKAY. 201 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,467 - WELL, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 202 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:56,800 - BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOUR PARENTS ANYMORE. 203 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,467 - HUH. 204 00:10:58,467 --> 00:11:00,867 SO MY FATHER GETS AWAY WITH IT, 205 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:03,067 AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT. 206 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,867 - YEAH, I'M OKAY WITH THIS. 207 00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:07,967 I WASN'T OKAY WHEN THEY DROVE THE CAR THROUGH THE HOUSE, 208 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,967 BUT YOU HAVE TO PICK YOUR BATTLES. 209 00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:14,100 - THIS WALLPAPER'S INCORRECT. - ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 210 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,733 STAND 3 FEET BACK. YOU CAN HARDLY TELL. 211 00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:19,100 - BUT MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO STAND 3 FEET BACK. 212 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,400 MAYBE I WANT TO STAND RIGHT HERE 213 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,367 AND LOOK AT MY WALLPAPER, YOU KNOW? 214 00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:26,100 I MEAN, HERE, LOOK, HERE'S WALLPAPER, 215 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:29,133 AND HERE IS DIFFERENT WALLPAPER. 216 00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:31,600 WHAT WORLD AM I IN? 217 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,567 - RAY, CALM DOWN. 218 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:38,767 - I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. HUH? WE LIVE IN A FUNHOUSE HERE! 219 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:42,100 CARS ARE COMING IN, AND WILD DOGS WANDERING AROUND, 220 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:45,600 AND CRAZY WALLPAPER! 221 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,933 - WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO UPSET ABOUT THIS NOW? 222 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:50,233 - MY FATHER IS PAYING FOR IT. - NO, RAY, WE JUST CAN'T-- 223 00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:51,700 - NO, NO, LOOK, DON'T YOU GET IT? 224 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,533 OKAY, SOMEBODY HAS TO GO OVER THERE AND TELL HIM, 225 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,467 OR THEY'RE JUST GOING TO KEEP BACKING INTO THE HOUSE. 226 00:11:55,467 --> 00:11:57,600 - WE CAN GET USED TO THE WALLPAPER. 227 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,733 - NO, NO, NO, LOOK, THEY'RE GOING TO KNOW I MEAN BUSINESS 228 00:11:59,733 --> 00:12:01,300 'CAUSE BUSINESS IS WHAT I MEAN! - NO, NO, NO. 229 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,433 - BUSINESS. - NO, RAY, ARE YOU INSANE? 230 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:04,700 YOU'RE NOT GOING OVER THERE. 231 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:05,900 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK. 232 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,233 - I DON'T CARE. 233 00:12:07,233 --> 00:12:08,533 - HOW COME YOU DIDN'T GET THIS UPSET 234 00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:09,767 WHEN THEY DROVE THE CAR THROUGH THE HOUSE? 235 00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:11,400 - WHY ARE YOU SIDING WITH THEM? 236 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,567 - I'M NOT SIDING WITH THEM. I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 237 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,267 - WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, SISTER GIRL, OKAY, 238 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:18,033 'CAUSE MY EYES ARE OPEN FOR THE FIRST TIME. 239 00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:20,133 - NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING. - YEAH, TO HELL I'M NOT, OKAY? 240 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:21,500 THEY HAVE TO KNOW. - ALL RIGHT, WAIT. 241 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,700 I'LL GO OVER THERE. - NO! 242 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,967 - NO, RAY, LET ME GO! 243 00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:26,467 - [screams] 244 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:27,733 - [shushing] 245 00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:31,100 OKAY, I'LL HANDLE THEM. I'LL HANDLE THEM. 246 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,600 I GOT THE WALL UP, DIDN'T I? 247 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,167 - YEAH, LOOK AT IT. 248 00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:38,567 - HELLO, DEAR. 249 00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:40,033 HI, RAYMOND. 250 00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:42,667 - UH-HUH. HMM? 251 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,267 - I MISSED YOU, RAYMOND. 252 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,367 I WANTED TO CALL. I WANTED TO COME OVER. 253 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:52,533 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER'S IMPOSSIBLE. 254 00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:55,400 - I'M NOT HERE. 255 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,633 I JUST WANTED TO SEE THE WALL I BOUGHT. 256 00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:00,800 - OH...GOOD. 257 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,100 GOOD, BECAUSE WE WANTED TO SHOW IT TO YOU. 258 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,933 - OH, GOOD. I'D LIKE TO SEE IT TOO. 259 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:08,767 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THE MONEY THESE HUMPS GET TO DO THIS. 260 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,367 - GO. GO. GO. 261 00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:13,667 - THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT 262 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,000 THAT THE NEW WALLPAPER DOESN'T EXACTLY MATCH, 263 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,800 SO IT MIGHT COST MORE MONEY TO FIX IT. 264 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,667 - COST WHO MORE? 265 00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:26,600 - UM, UH, WE WERE THINKING... 266 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,100 YOU. 267 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,967 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M NOT GOING TO PAY ANYTHING. 268 00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:34,833 THE WALLPAPER'S FINE. - I WANT IT THE SAME! 269 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,500 DO YOU HEAR ME? 270 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:41,367 EXACTLY, EXACTLY THE SAME, AND I MEAN EXACTLY THE SAME! 271 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:43,200 YOU CAN ONLY PUSH A MAN SO FAR. 272 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,033 - RAY, IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL--CALM DOWN. 273 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:48,433 - TRAITOR! 274 00:13:48,433 --> 00:13:50,567 YOU CAN NEVER TALK TO ME ABOUT MY PARENTS AGAIN 275 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:55,000 BECAUSE, IN THIS CASE, YOU ARE THE BACKER-DOWNER. 276 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,833 - THIS WALLPAPER LOOKS JUST LIKE THE OTHER WALLPAPER. 277 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,700 - YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT, MOM. IT'S NOT, OKAY? 278 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:01,467 HERE, COME ON. LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE. COME OVER HERE. 279 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:04,100 AND LOOK, SEE, OVER HERE, OVER HERE, 280 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,233 THICK, NORMAL STRIPES. 281 00:14:05,233 --> 00:14:06,467 NOW LOOK OVER HERE, 282 00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:08,567 THIN, WEIRD, DISGUSTING STRIPES. 283 00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:09,767 OKAY? ALL RIGHT. 284 00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:11,367 I'M NOT GOING TO LIVE LIKE THIS, 285 00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,567 SO I THINK YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND 286 00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:15,900 SHOULD LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY, ALL RIGHT? 287 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,800 YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE DIFFERENCE. 288 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,033 YOU UNDERSTAND? 289 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,767 - SUCK ROPE, PAL. 290 00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,467 - THAT'S IT. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 291 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,967 - RAYMOND! - THAT--GET OUT. GET OUT, HUH? 292 00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,167 YEAH, THE BOTH OF YOU. 293 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,300 TAKE YOUR DAMN CANNOLIS WITH YOU. 294 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,733 - OH, RAYMOND! - OUT. OUT. 295 00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:36,900 - THIS IS HOW YOU TALK TO A FATHER...AND HER? 296 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:39,867 - YEAH. 297 00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:42,000 START WALKING, ALL RIGHT, BECAUSE I'VE HAD IT. 298 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,833 - RAY, THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE WALLPAPER. 299 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,400 - I DON'T CARE, ALL RIGHT? IT'S OVER. GOOD DAY. 300 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:50,933 - RAYMOND. - I SAID GOOD DAY. 301 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,233 - LET'S GO, MARIE. 302 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:55,167 ONE LESS FUNERAL WE GOT TO GO TO. 303 00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:57,733 - FRANK, WE'RE OLDER THAN THEM. 304 00:14:57,733 --> 00:15:01,500 - FINE, THEN DON'T COME TO MY FUNERAL. 305 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,133 - I'M COMING. I'M COMING. 306 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:06,600 I'LL BE THE ONE DOING THIS, HUH? YEAH. YEAH? 307 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,133 GO. GET OUT. - NO, RAY, STOP THIS. 308 00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:10,500 - WHY? - NO. 309 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,267 - HI. 310 00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:17,067 IS THIS ABOUT ME? 311 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:19,567 - DON'T COME TO MY FUNERAL! 312 00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:23,367 - BUT THERE ARE SO FEW THINGS I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO. 313 00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,433 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON? 314 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:31,033 - YOUR BROTHER'S THROWING US OUT. 315 00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:32,300 - AND YOU'RE REALLY GOING? 316 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:35,567 - YEP. YEAH. IT'S A NEW DAY. GET OUT. 317 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,500 - NO, STOP. WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. 318 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,267 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED. 319 00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:40,800 - I DID--NEVER WANTED THIS. THIS IS TERRIBLE. 320 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,933 EVERYBODY, COME ON IN. COME ON IN, AND SIT DOWN. 321 00:15:42,933 --> 00:15:44,867 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M GETTING THE CAR! 322 00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:47,967 - NO, FRANK, SIT DOWN. 323 00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:49,733 EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN. MARIE, YOU TOO. 324 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:51,367 - I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO SIT DOWN. 325 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,233 I'M NOT SURE I'M WELCOME IN THIS HOUSE. 326 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:54,467 - OH, YEAH, YOU'RE PICKING UP ON THAT? 327 00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:57,300 - ALL RIGHT, RAY! SIT DOWN. 328 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,333 - NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - SIT. 329 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,300 - I CAN'T THROW THEM OUT IF THEY'RE SITTING. 330 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,467 - ALL RIGHT. SIT DOWN. 331 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:05,200 - HEY, THE WALL LOOKS GOOD. 332 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,667 - NO, IT DOESN'T, HUH? 333 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,233 CAN'T YOU SEE? LOOK AT THE STRIPES, YOU IDIOT. 334 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,733 - ALL RIGHT, RAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 335 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,167 OKAY, LISTEN. 336 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:15,367 THIS IS REALLY NOT ABOUT THE WALLPAPER STRIPES. 337 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:16,833 - YES, IT IS! - NO, RAY-- 338 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,467 - WHAT, I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE ANGRY? 339 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:21,100 - YES, HONEY, EVERYBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO BE ANGRY, 340 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,800 BUT LET'S TRY SOMETHING, OKAY? 341 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,400 MAYBE IT WOULD HELP US, 342 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,967 FOR NOW AND IN THE FUTURE, 343 00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:32,367 FOR YOU TO TELL US 344 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,367 IN A CALM AND ADULT MANNER 345 00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:36,567 WHY YOU'RE REALLY UPSET. 346 00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:40,767 ONCE AND FOR ALL, RAY, TELL THEM WHY. 347 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:48,767 - IT'S THE WALLPAPER. IT'S THE WALLPAPER. 348 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,033 THE STRIPES ARE TOO THIN, 349 00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:51,233 AND THEY WERE JUST GOING TO LET IT GO 350 00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:52,700 LIKE IT DOESN'T MATTER. 351 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,700 - HE DOESN'T LIKE HIS WALLPAPER. 352 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,733 - NO, NO, THE WALLPAPER WAS THE LAST STRAW. 353 00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:01,333 - GOOD, GOOD. SEE? SEE, THERE'S THE PROBLEM. 354 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,867 YOU JUST SAID "LAST STRAW," 355 00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:05,567 WHICH MEANS THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF OTHER STRAWS. 356 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,167 - LOT OF STRAWS? THERE'S A LOT OF STRAWS. 357 00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:10,567 - YEAH, OKAY. OKAY. 358 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:15,667 SO--BUT YOU'VE JUST BEEN KEEPING IT ALL BOTTLED UP INSIDE 359 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,967 UNTIL JUST NOW, WHEN YOU WENT BANANAS ABOUT WALLPAPER. 360 00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,533 - VERY UNHEALTHY, CUBBY. 361 00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:24,733 - RIGHT. RIGHT. SO, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 362 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,967 LET'S USE THIS EVENT 363 00:17:26,967 --> 00:17:29,667 AS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL OF US 364 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:32,967 TO LEARN HOW TO TALK THINGS OUT, YOU KNOW, 365 00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:35,233 SO WE DON'T LET OUR FEELINGS GET ALL BOTTLED UP INSIDE 366 00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:37,800 TO THE POINT WHERE THEY EXPLODE. 367 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,100 - YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 368 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,100 FRANK, YOU'RE DRIVING EVERYBODY CRAZY. 369 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,367 - IT'S YOU TOO. 370 00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:49,733 - WHAT? WHAT DID I EVER DO? 371 00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,900 - YOU'RE INTRUSIVE. 372 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:58,900 - INTERESTING. 373 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,467 - HOW AM I INTRUSIVE? 374 00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:03,133 - WELL, FOR EXAMPLE, THERE WAS THAT TIME 375 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:07,933 YOU DROVE A CAR THROUGH THE WALL. 376 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:10,633 - ONE TIME. 377 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:12,500 - OKAY, SO IT'S NOT ALWAYS THE CAR, 378 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,967 BUT IT'S ALWAYS...YOU. 379 00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:17,267 YOU JUST-- YOU NEVER STOP. 380 00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:19,033 YOU'RE ALWAYS BARGING IN HERE. 381 00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,333 - OH, I DO NOT BARGE IN. 382 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,900 - YOU DO. YOU DO. YOU BARGE IN HERE. 383 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:26,100 - ALL RIGHT, RAY, RAY, LET'S TRY TO USE NICE WORDS. 384 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,867 - YOU'RE ALWAYS... 385 00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:31,000 COMING OVER, 386 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,233 STICKING YOUR-- - NICE, NICE. 387 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:39,133 - AND STAYING...A LONG TIME. 388 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:44,300 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING? 389 00:18:48,867 --> 00:18:51,400 - I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING, 390 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,767 BUT SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELING 391 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,167 THAT YOU DON'T LISTEN, 392 00:18:56,167 --> 00:19:00,367 AND THEN YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE REAR-END OUR COUCH. 393 00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:04,333 AND--AND I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING THEN TOO, 394 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:07,000 BUT I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LISTEN, 395 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,933 AND DAD IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO PAY, 396 00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:11,267 AND I KNOW DEBRA'S GOING TO GET MAD AT ME 397 00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,200 BECAUSE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 398 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,800 BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW 399 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,700 THAT I'M ALWAYS THIS CLOSE TO SAYING SOMETHING, 400 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,233 THIS CLOSE. 401 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,200 AND THERE IT IS. 402 00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:40,067 SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TODAY. 403 00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:45,600 - WOW. RAY, THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. 404 00:19:49,433 --> 00:19:54,733 - OH, OH, HONEY, I UNDERSTAND. 405 00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:59,000 - GOOD. GOOD. SEE? NOW, THIS IS PROGRESS. 406 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,733 - YES, RAYMOND, DEAR, 407 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,000 YOU JUST HAVE TO LET US KNOW WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING, 408 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,467 THAT'S ALL. 409 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:10,167 - YEAH, WE'RE NOT MIND READERS. 410 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,400 - AND THAT WAY, YOU NEVER HAVE TO SHOUT AT US 411 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:16,600 BECAUSE THAT REALLY IS UNPLEASANT. 412 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,367 - I'M SORRY ABOUT THE SHOUTING. 413 00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:23,467 - THAT'S RIGHT, PAL. NO SHOUTING. 414 00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:24,800 - I GOT IT. 415 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:29,100 - GOOD. OKAY, SO GOOD. WHAT DID WE LEARN HERE TODAY? 416 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,567 - HE SHOULDN'T SHOUT. 417 00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:35,667 - YES, BUT ALSO THAT WE SHOULD LEARN 418 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,133 TO RESPECT EACH OTHER 419 00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:41,133 AND BE CONSIDERATE OF EACH OTHER, RIGHT? 420 00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:44,833 - I GUESS SO. - YES. OH, GOOD. 421 00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:48,600 OH, ISN'T THIS NICE? 422 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,367 - YOU KNOW, IF I MAY, I HAVE SOME ISSUES THAT-- 423 00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:54,900 - THAT'S ENOUGH TALK, ROBBIE. 424 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,700 HAVE A CANNOLI, RAYMOND. 425 00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:02,533 - [clicks tongue] 426 00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:11,267 HEY, HERE'S THE ITALY TAPE. IS STEFANIA ON HERE? 427 00:21:11,267 --> 00:21:12,500 - HEY, PUT IT IN. - UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 428 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,000 YOU'RE WELCOME TO BORROW THAT, 429 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,567 IF YOU WANT TO WATCH IT AT YOUR HOUSE. 430 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,133 - NO, IT'D BE SUCH FUN TO WATCH IT ALL TOGETHER. 431 00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:19,933 - HEY, LOOK, THERE'S THE GELATO PLACE. 432 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,400 - I'M THIRSTY. HEY, SWEETIE, 433 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,800 HOW 'BOUT SOME ICED TEA? 434 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,200 - THAT WOULD BE LOVELY. 435 00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:28,333 - OKAY. I'LL GET IT. 436 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,667 RAY, COULD I SEE YOU, PLEASE? 437 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:37,167 THEY ARE CLUELESS. ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS. 438 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:38,567 I-I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. 439 00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:40,400 - WELL, IT'S OKAY. LOOK, WE TALKED IT OUT. 440 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,067 IT'LL BE FINE-- THEY'LL WATCH THE TAPE, 441 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,067 AND THEN THEY'LL GO. 442 00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:45,100 - ICED TEA! 443 00:21:47,533 --> 00:21:48,967 - SO ARE YOU GOING TO GET THAT FOR THEM? 444 00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:51,500 'CAUSE I COULD USE ONE TOO.