1 00:00:02,433 --> 00:00:04,600 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:07,067 YOU GOT AMY ON HOLD, YOU GOT STEFANIA IN ITALY, 3 00:00:07,067 --> 00:00:09,900 AND NOW YOU'RE DATING JOANNE AGAIN? 4 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,500 - NO DATING, OKAY? 5 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:14,800 JUST TALKING ON THE PHONE, YOU KNOW, LIKE FRIENDS. 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,133 - FRIENDS. 7 00:00:16,133 --> 00:00:19,400 THE WOMAN THREW AN ASHTRAY AT YOUR HEAD. 8 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,533 - IT'S CALLED PASSION, RAYMOND. 9 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:23,633 BUT WHO KNOWS? 10 00:00:23,633 --> 00:00:24,900 THERE MIGHT STILL BE SOME SPARKS THERE. 11 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,167 - THEN SOMEONE SHOULD THROW 12 00:00:26,167 --> 00:00:28,967 A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AT YOUR HEAD. 13 00:00:28,967 --> 00:00:31,433 - JOANNE HAS CHANGED A LOT, OKAY? 14 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:34,033 SHE'S NOT LIKE SHE USED TO BE. 15 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:37,500 THREE WOMEN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 16 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:43,400 - YOU DO A DANCE, YOU GIGANTIC LUCKY BASTARD. 17 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,300 - I KNOW, I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 18 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:48,067 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE THREE WOMEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 19 00:00:48,067 --> 00:00:51,067 - HEY, WE ALL LOST MONEY ON THAT BET. 20 00:00:59,467 --> 00:01:02,367 - [gasps] YOU DREW THAT YOURSELF? 21 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:06,833 - THEY'RE COMING! 22 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:10,267 [Beethoven's "Ode to Joy"] 23 00:01:30,933 --> 00:01:32,600 [music stops] 24 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:36,200 [heart beating] 25 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:42,167 ["Ode to Joy" resumes] 26 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:47,233 - YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN TELL WHICH ONE IS THE RIGHT BROAD? 27 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:48,433 - LOOK, IT'S ALL RIGHT, DAD. 28 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:51,300 - SHUT UP. IT'S SIMPLE. 29 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:53,800 WHICH LADY IS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, 30 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:54,933 COOK FOR YOU, 31 00:01:54,933 --> 00:01:57,333 LET YOU HAVE THE GOOD PILLOW? 32 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:58,800 - DAD, YOU'RE 100. 33 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:02,800 SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE GOOD PILLOW? 34 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,567 - IT'S THE WHOLE PACKAGE. 35 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:07,267 WHICH ONE IS GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES? 36 00:02:07,267 --> 00:02:08,667 - OH, THEY ALL DO, 37 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:10,467 EXCEPT STEFANIA DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL, 38 00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:12,100 SO I HAVE TO DO A LOT OF HAND GESTURES, 39 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:14,033 FUNNY NOISES, YOU KNOW? 40 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:15,267 - WHICH ONE DOESN'T FREAK OUT 41 00:02:15,267 --> 00:02:18,033 WHEN THEY SEE THIS COMING AT THEM? 42 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,867 - HA HA, RAYMOND. 43 00:02:26,867 --> 00:02:31,567 - WHO'S GOT HIPS WIDE ENOUGH TO BEAR YOUR ENORMOUS CHILDREN? 44 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:42,100 - WELL, THAT WOULD BE AMY, BUT DON'T TELL HER. 45 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:44,700 - YOU KNOW, WITH AMY, 46 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,567 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE SHE'S EVER HAD SEX WITH, 47 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,833 SO TECHNICALLY, YOU CAN'T DISAPPOINT HER. 48 00:02:48,833 --> 00:02:50,467 - TRUE. 49 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:54,167 - ADD IT UP. AMY IS YOUR WINNER. 50 00:02:54,167 --> 00:02:58,033 - WELL, WE DID USED TO TALK ABOUT HAVING KIDS, 51 00:02:58,033 --> 00:02:59,633 AND SHE'S ALWAYS STUCK BY ME, 52 00:02:59,633 --> 00:03:02,967 AND, WELL, WE DO MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY. 53 00:03:02,967 --> 00:03:04,933 IT'S AS IF WE'RE... 54 00:03:04,933 --> 00:03:08,933 MEANT TO BE, ISN'T IT? 55 00:03:08,933 --> 00:03:10,633 - YEAH, MAYBE. WHAT DO I KNOW? 56 00:03:10,633 --> 00:03:11,967 - ALL RIGHT, AMY. 57 00:03:11,967 --> 00:03:13,700 THAT'S IT. YES, IT'S AMY. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 58 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:15,500 WE'RE GOING TO START FRESH WITH A CLEAN SLATE. 59 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,933 I'M GOING TO TELL HER ABOUT JOANNE AND STEFANIA. 60 00:03:17,933 --> 00:03:19,433 - WHAT? 61 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,167 - I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANY SECRETS. 62 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:24,633 - WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? 63 00:03:24,633 --> 00:03:27,700 YOU NEVER TELL A WOMAN ANYTHING. 64 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:31,567 EVEN IF THEY FIGURE IT OUT, YOU DENY. 65 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:34,033 - BUT AMY WOULD WANT ME TO BE HONEST. 66 00:03:34,033 --> 00:03:35,433 - YEAH, THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU. 67 00:03:35,433 --> 00:03:36,800 YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT, 68 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:41,067 AND THEN YOU CANNOT BELIEVE THE YELLING. 69 00:03:41,067 --> 00:03:42,600 - YEAH, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 70 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:47,167 42 YEARS OF "FOR GOD'S SAKES, CLOSE YOUR ROBE"? 71 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:57,100 - HEY... 72 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,333 THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO. 73 00:03:58,333 --> 00:03:59,967 I'LL--I'LL TELL MY GIRLFRIEND 74 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:01,533 ABOUT MY OTHER GIRLFRIENDS. 75 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:05,167 - [imitating Robert] HEY, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 76 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:07,900 HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. 77 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:10,233 [both chuckling] 78 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:13,300 - HEY, HEY, HEY, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, 79 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:15,500 YOU GOT THREE WOMEN AFTER YOU, HUH? 80 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:19,367 LET ME-- LET ME CHECK OVER HERE. 81 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:22,767 YOU GOT THREE WOMEN AFTER YOU, HUH, HUH? 82 00:04:22,767 --> 00:04:24,167 THEN WHO DOES? 83 00:04:24,167 --> 00:04:27,433 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. I BELIEVE THAT'S ME. 84 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,967 I'LL FIGURE IT OUT, GENTLEMEN. 85 00:04:30,967 --> 00:04:33,700 AND NOW... ADIEU. 86 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:46,033 - WHAT WAS THAT FACE YOU DID? 87 00:04:50,467 --> 00:04:54,333 POOR DEBRA. 88 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:58,433 - NO POOR DEBRA. I'M--I'M DOING A FACE, DAD. 89 00:04:58,433 --> 00:05:01,567 - ARE YOU DOING A FACE RIGHT NOW? 90 00:05:05,133 --> 00:05:06,200 - NO. 91 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,467 - POOR DEBRA. 92 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:15,300 - THE PIZZA WAS TO YOUR LIKING? 93 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:17,200 - MMM. IT WAS PERFECT. 94 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,867 - NO, YOU'RE PERFECT. 95 00:05:19,867 --> 00:05:21,400 OW! 96 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,867 - OH, ROBERT, ARE YOU OKAY? 97 00:05:22,867 --> 00:05:24,600 HERE. 98 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,867 - YEAH, THANKS, THANKS. I'M FINE. 99 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:30,300 - WHO'S BURNING FUR? 100 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:39,267 - LISTEN, AMY, I THINK WE'RE GOOD TOGETHER. 101 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:41,467 DON'T YOU? 102 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:42,600 - YES. 103 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:46,033 - I MEAN, WE MAKE A GOOD COUPLE, RIGHT? 104 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:48,733 - YES. 105 00:05:48,733 --> 00:05:50,167 - THAT'S WHY I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU 106 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:54,100 ABOUT US BEING TOGETHER. 107 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:57,100 - I'M LISTENING. 108 00:05:57,100 --> 00:06:00,733 - I THINK THAT YOU AND I ARE MEANT TO BE. 109 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:03,400 AND THAT'S WHY IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME 110 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,533 TO TELL YOU ABOUT JOANNE. 111 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,300 - JOANNE? 112 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:11,700 - YEAH, WELL, WE'VE SPOKEN, 113 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,567 AND I THINK SHE WANTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER, 114 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:15,033 AND, HONESTLY, FOR A WHILE, 115 00:06:15,033 --> 00:06:16,300 I WASN'T SURE WHAT I WANTED, 116 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:17,767 BUT I'VE DECIDED 117 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:22,000 THAT YOU'RE THE ONE I WANT TO BE WITH. 118 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,233 - YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO JOANNE 119 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:26,200 ABOUT GETTING BACK TOGETHER? 120 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,400 - WELL, YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN TALKING, 121 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,167 AND--AND I'VE BEEN THINKING. 122 00:06:29,167 --> 00:06:31,367 - YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO JOANNE 123 00:06:31,367 --> 00:06:34,133 ABOUT GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 124 00:06:34,133 --> 00:06:36,100 FOR HOW LONG... 125 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:39,167 SWEETIE? 126 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,800 - I DON'T KNOW. 127 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,433 BEFORE ITALY, BUT, SEE, THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU, 128 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:48,200 BECAUSE I WANT TO BE TOTALLY HONEST 129 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:52,200 BECAUSE I FEEL THAT WE ARE MEANT TO BE. 130 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:57,533 - MEANT TO BE. 131 00:06:57,533 --> 00:07:00,200 - DON'T YOU? 132 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,333 - LET ME SEE. 133 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,033 YOU'VE BEEN TALKING 134 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:07,200 WITH YOUR EX-WIFE FOR OVER A MONTH 135 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,700 BEHIND MY BACK, AND THEN-- 136 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:10,433 - WELL, YEAH, BUT, SEE, Y-YOU'RE NOT FOCUSING 137 00:07:10,433 --> 00:07:13,333 ON THE POSITIVE PART OF THE STORY. 138 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,067 - OH, BUT I AM, ROBERT. 139 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,633 I'M HAPPY. 140 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:19,900 I MEAN, THIS IS ALL SUCH WONDERFUL NEWS. 141 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,967 YOU'VE BEEN DECEITFUL, 142 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:24,167 AND YOU'RE SETTLING FOR ME, 143 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:25,833 BUT, HEY, 144 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:29,667 BEFORE I GET REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HAPPY, 145 00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:33,900 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH ME? 146 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:36,033 - NO. 147 00:07:40,933 --> 00:07:42,633 - WELL, GOOD, 148 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:44,767 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK I COULD GET MUCH HAPPIER. 149 00:07:44,767 --> 00:07:46,133 - WELL, BUT I JUST-- 150 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:51,300 - AND THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER FABULOUS EVENING. 151 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:53,467 TONIGHT I'M TAKING THE LEFTOVERS. 152 00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:55,167 I'LL BE IN THE OFFICE TOMORROW 153 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:57,500 IF ANYBODY WANTS TO SEND ME FLOWERS. 154 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:05,300 - PERHAPS WE SHOULD CANCEL THE SPUMONI. 155 00:08:16,933 --> 00:08:19,400 - [sighs] 156 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,133 - HOW'S THE MEATLOAF? 157 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:25,267 - IT'S GOOD. IT'S VERY GOOD. 158 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:31,100 - YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW-- YOUR BROTHER-- 159 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:33,633 HE'S A CHILD. 160 00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:36,233 DO MEN EVER STOP BEING STUPID? 161 00:08:41,733 --> 00:08:45,400 - NO, THEY DON'T... 162 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,367 AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO HOLD ON TO YOUR PIZZA. 163 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:51,000 - OH, I DON'T CARE. 164 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:57,967 - ROBERT TOLD YOU? 165 00:08:57,967 --> 00:08:59,433 - YOU KNEW? - I'M SORRY. 166 00:08:59,433 --> 00:09:01,733 - HE'S HORRIBLE, AND HE EXPECTS ME TO BE GRATEFUL 167 00:09:01,733 --> 00:09:03,167 BECAUSE HE TOLD ME WHEN HE DIDN'T HAVE TO. 168 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,767 - THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 169 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:06,833 - HE'S ACTING LIKE HE HAS NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR. 170 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:08,433 - I KNOW, AND JUST BECAUSE HE WAS ON VACATION, 171 00:09:08,433 --> 00:09:11,933 THAT IS NO EXCUSE. - VACATION? 172 00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:13,767 HE TOOK JOANNE ON VACATION? 173 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:15,067 - NO, NO, NO, STEFANIA. 174 00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:17,200 - WHO? 175 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,833 - WH-WHAT? 176 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,400 - WHO'S STEFANIA? 177 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,400 - WAIT, WHO'S WHO? WAIT, WHAT NAME DID YOU SAY? 178 00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:35,033 OH, MY GOSH. LOOK AT THAT. 179 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:39,567 YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD THAT WAY. 180 00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:42,333 - SO THERE WAS JUST THE TWO SLICES? 181 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:50,033 - DOESN'T AMY'S HAIR LOOK GOOD? 182 00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:52,567 - I DON'T KNOW. 183 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,833 - OH, GOOD, AMY. YOU'RE HERE. 184 00:09:57,833 --> 00:10:00,233 I-I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR OFFICE ADDRESS. 185 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,333 - WHO THE HELL IS STEFANIA? 186 00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:08,000 - UH, UH, UH... 187 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,633 - SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL'S NAME. A GIRL YOU MET IN ITALY? 188 00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:15,200 - UH... 189 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:19,167 - WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER IN ITALY? 190 00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:24,700 - VERY LITTLE. 191 00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:39,067 I'M SORRY. 192 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:51,633 - I SAVED MYSELF FOR YOU. 193 00:10:51,633 --> 00:10:55,967 - REALLY SORRY. 194 00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:58,733 - GOOD-BYE, ROBERT. 195 00:10:58,733 --> 00:10:59,800 - BUT WE'RE... 196 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:03,567 MEANT TO BE. 197 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:08,033 - WHEN SHE GOT UP ON THE COUCH THE SECOND TIME, 198 00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:10,567 WHAT DID YOU THINK SHE WAS GOING TO DO? 199 00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:24,600 OH, MAN, SHE REALLY NAILED YOU. 200 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:29,033 WAS SHE-- WAS SHE WEARING A RING? 201 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:32,733 - OUR FRIENDSHIP RING. 202 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,000 - IRONIC. 203 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:40,200 - COULD I GET SOME FROZEN BABY PEAS, DEB? 204 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,300 - YOU KNOW WHAT, ROBERT? YOU GET YOUR OWN DAMN PEAS. 205 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:46,333 - WELL, WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME? WHAT DID I DO? 206 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,233 - [laughs] WHAT DID YOU DO? 207 00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:49,633 - HEY, LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD AMY 208 00:11:49,633 --> 00:11:51,267 ABOUT STEFANIA IN THE FIRST PLACE. 209 00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:53,400 YOU SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING TO ME. 210 00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:13,100 - AND WHAT YOU SHOULD'VE DONE 211 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,667 IS TELL AMY THE TRUTH ABOUT EVERYTHING, 212 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:20,533 OR BETTER YET, NOT BE SUCH A PIG IN THE FIRST PLACE! 213 00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:25,167 - THAT'S THE WORST APOLOGY I'VE EVER GOTTEN. 214 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:26,967 - WHY WOULD YOU GET INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE ELSE 215 00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:28,500 WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE A RELATIONSHIP? 216 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,133 WHAT, DOES JUGGLING THREE WOMEN AT A TIME 217 00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:32,667 MAKE YOU COOL? 218 00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:39,700 - UNCOOL. 219 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,200 - YOU KNOW, IF THAT'S THE ONLY WAY 220 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,200 THAT YOU CAN BUILD YOUR SELF-ESTEEM, 221 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,600 THEN YOU ARE PATHETIC, 222 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,067 AND YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH ANYONE. 223 00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:46,200 - YEAH, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 224 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,267 - WHAT WAS THAT? 225 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,733 - LAY DOWN. PLAY DEAD. 226 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,567 - WE ALL KNOW ABOUT YOU, OKAY, DEB? 227 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:04,800 YOU WERE POPULAR. YOU JUGGLED GUYS ALL THE TIME. 228 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,000 HOW MANY GUYS ASKED YOU TO YOUR SENIOR PROM, HUH? 229 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,500 FIVE? SIX? 230 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,267 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I TOOK TO MY PROM? 231 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,900 OUR COUSIN NELLIE. 232 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:16,100 - HE THREW UP ON HER. 233 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:19,967 - SOMEBODY SPIKED THE PUNCH! 234 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:23,267 - OKAY, WELL, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOU AND YOUR COUSIN, 235 00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:26,100 BUT THAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL. I GREW UP. 236 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,767 I REALIZED THAT THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS 237 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:30,867 IS HAVING SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME, 238 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:32,167 THAT'LL BE THERE FOR ME, 239 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:33,700 SOMEBODY THAT I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH. 240 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:36,133 GET OFF OF ME! 241 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:46,800 I THOUGHT THAT YOU FELT THAT WAY ABOUT AMY. 242 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,500 - WELL, I DID. I DO. 243 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,233 - THEN WHY WOULD YOU FOOL AROUND WITH STEFANIA? 244 00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:54,033 - HAVE YOU SEEN STEFANIA? 245 00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:05,933 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, ROBERT? 246 00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:07,833 I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE SLIMEBALLS 247 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:10,867 WHO'S ONLY INTERESTED IN SCORING WITH CHICKS. 248 00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:13,867 - I COULD BE. 249 00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:15,567 - NO, YOU COULDN'T, 250 00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:18,700 OR YOU WOULDN'T HAVE WAITED TWO YEARS FOR AMY TO BE READY. 251 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,033 I-I JUST DON'T GET YOU. 252 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,667 YOU WERE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP 253 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:24,100 WITH SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU, AND YOU BLEW IT. 254 00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:31,833 - HONESTY. 255 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,133 DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE. 256 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,967 - I JUST SAW AMY. SHE'S CRYING. 257 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,533 DID YOU BREAK UP AGAIN? 258 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,700 - YEAH, AND I THINK IT'S FOR GOOD THIS TIME, MA. 259 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,300 BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE FINE. 260 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:50,700 - YOU'LL BE FINE? WHAT ABOUT ME? 261 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:53,167 AMY WAS GOING TO GIVE ME MORE GRANDCHILDREN! 262 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:55,400 AND THERE WAS TALK OF A GUESTHOUSE, 263 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,467 AND I COULD LEAVE YOUR FATHER IF I WANTED! 264 00:14:57,467 --> 00:15:00,100 - STOP IT! - OH, STOP! 265 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,467 I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 266 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,767 I CAN'T. 267 00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:07,467 DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME? BECAUSE YOU'RE KILLING ME. 268 00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:09,367 - SORRY. 269 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,767 - GOOD. 270 00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,767 NOW PICK UP THIS PHONE AND TELL THAT TO AMY. 271 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:15,733 - NO, MA, I CAN'T CALL HER NOW. 272 00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:19,133 - WELL, I COULD SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE A LITTLE AWKWARD. 273 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,833 DON'T WORRY. I KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 274 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,267 - NO, STOP IT, MA! 275 00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:26,533 JUST STOP IT! 276 00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:29,067 I BLEW IT. IT'S OVER. SHE'LL NEVER TAKE ME BACK. 277 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:30,167 - NO, WE ARE NOT GIVING UP. 278 00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:31,433 WE COULD STILL WORK THIS OUT. 279 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:32,800 - WILL YOU LET IT GO, ALL RIGHT? 280 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:37,433 IT'S MY LIFE! I'LL DO WHAT I WANT! 281 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,400 - WHO'S BEEN TELLING HIM IT'S HIS LIFE? 282 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,233 - YOU READY TO ORDER? 283 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:49,233 - UH, ACTUALLY, I'M WAITING FOR SOMEBODY. 284 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,367 NO, THANKS. NO FIRE TONIGHT. 285 00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:58,533 - HI, BOBBY. 286 00:15:58,533 --> 00:16:00,900 - HI, JOANNE. 287 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,233 - I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 288 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,967 ONE OF MY CLIENTS HAD A FENDER-BENDER. 289 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:06,167 I HAD TO GO HOLD HIS HAND. 290 00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:08,200 - WOW. INSURANCE. 291 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,433 IT'S LIKE POLICE WORK, YOU KNOW? 292 00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:12,167 YOU'RE ALWAYS ON CALL, 293 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:14,400 EXCEPT THEY DON'T SHOOT AT YOU. 294 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:18,300 - ONLY WHEN THEY FIND OUT HOW LITTLE WE PAY. 295 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:22,000 - HEE HEE HEE HEE. 296 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,533 - BOBBY, RELAX. 297 00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:26,900 IT'S JUST ME. - I KNOW. 298 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,533 IT'S WEIRD, YOU KNOW? 299 00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:33,233 IT'S LIKE I KNOW YOU BUT LIKE I DON'T KNOW YOU. 300 00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:36,433 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 301 00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,667 - I'M SO GLAD YOU WANTED TO HAVE DINNER TONIGHT. 302 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:43,300 I THINK WE'VE BOTH BEEN THINKING THE SAME THING. 303 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,467 - I THINK MAYBE WE HAVE. 304 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:48,367 - ROBERT, YOU KNOW HOW I AM. 305 00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:51,033 I SEE WHAT I WANT AND I GO FOR IT, 306 00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:54,733 AND WHAT I WANT IS YOU. 307 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,733 - YOU KNOW, 308 00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:00,233 WHEN WE WERE TALKING ON THE PHONE, 309 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:02,467 I WAS GETTING THAT SAME VIBE. 310 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,133 - WELL, YOU KNOW... 311 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,600 YOU KNOW, BOBBY, I'M NO SNOW WHITE. 312 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:18,500 I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF DATES AND INSURANCE CONVENTIONS. 313 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,500 TRUTH? YOU WERE MY BEST. 314 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:25,267 - WELL, THANK YOU. RIGHT BACK AT YOU. 315 00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:28,067 - OOH, THAT HEAT. CAN YOU FEEL IT? 316 00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:30,433 - PIZZA OVEN. - BOBBY. 317 00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:34,000 - OH, YES, YES. I FEEL THE OTHER HEAT. 318 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,133 - WE NEED TO BE TOGETHER. 319 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:40,100 - WELL, I'D LIKE THAT. 320 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,967 MAYBE WE'RE... 321 00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:45,267 MEANT TO BE. 322 00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:48,700 - YES, WE ARE. 323 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,100 - SO, HEY, YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES LATER? 324 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,300 - WHAT? - OH, I KNOW, MINIATURE GOLF. 325 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,533 I KNOW THIS GREAT COURSE 326 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,867 THAT LOOKS OVER LONG ISLAND SOUND. 327 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:59,933 - [laughing] 328 00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:01,500 - WHAT, WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 329 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,833 - YOU, I FORGOT HOW FUNNY YOU COULD BE. 330 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,400 MINIATURE GOLF. 331 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,933 WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN, BOBBY, 332 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:11,667 DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING MINIATURE ABOUT IT. 333 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,433 - BUT REGULAR GOLF TAKES SO LONG. 334 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:26,400 - I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT OTHER STUFF, BOBBY. 335 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,633 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I WANT FROM YOU. 336 00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:32,400 - AAH! 337 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,967 - I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARTLE YOU. THAT'S JUST MY FOOT. 338 00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:36,767 - OH, YOUR FOOT. 339 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,067 IT'S THIS DIVE, YOU KNOW? 340 00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:40,033 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S CRAWLING AROUND. 341 00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:42,500 AAH! PONY! 342 00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:48,567 - DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 343 00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:52,400 - I THINK YOUR FOOT SPAKS FOR ITSELF, YES. 344 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,033 BUT WOULDN'T YOU LIKE SOMETHING MORE? 345 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:58,267 - LIKE WHAT? - A RELATIONSHIP. 346 00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,867 - A PIZZA AND HOT SEX? 347 00:18:59,867 --> 00:19:02,733 MOST GUYS WOULD CONSIDER THAT THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. 348 00:19:02,733 --> 00:19:04,533 - WELL, I'M NOT SAYING THAT'S BAD. 349 00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,533 I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE PART OF A BIGGER ARRANGEMENT. 350 00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:09,500 - UGH, LIKE OUR MARRIAGE? WE TRIED THAT. 351 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,800 - WELL, OKAY, I KNOW, BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 352 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,367 I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS 353 00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,333 WHO'S ONLY INTERESTED IN SCORING WITH CHICKS. 354 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,633 - OH, COME ON. LET'S JUST HAVE SOME FUN. 355 00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:21,367 I SAW THAT VANILLA PUDDING YOU WERE DATING, EMILY. 356 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:24,900 - AMY. - AMY. 357 00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:28,200 YOU CAN'T TELL ME SHE DID ANYTHING FOR YOU. 358 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,567 - WELL, NOW, THAT IS NONE OF YOUR--AAH! 359 00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:34,733 STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! 360 00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:40,833 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 361 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,467 - YES, I AM SERIOUS. 362 00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:47,600 NOW KINDLY REMOVE YOUR FOOT. 363 00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:51,800 - FINE. 364 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,733 OKAY, THEN. 365 00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:55,967 GOOD LUCK TO YOU. 366 00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:59,400 - WELL, WAIT, WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE LEAVING? 367 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,367 - I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU UNLESS YOU NEED INSURANCE. 368 00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:07,867 - THEN OKAY TO YOU! 369 00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,200 THAT'S RIGHT, 370 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,867 AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 371 00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,967 ROBERT BARONE IS NOT AVAILABLE 372 00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:15,100 FOR A BOOTY CALL! 373 00:20:19,867 --> 00:20:22,000 YOU HEARD ME. 374 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,733 HELLO, AMY, IT-- 375 00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:40,200 LOOK, AMY, DON'T HANG UP. 376 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,367 AMY, DON'T HANG UP. IT'S ROBERT. 377 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,067 OKAY, LISTEN, I SCREWED UP. 378 00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:03,167 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO. 379 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:05,033 COULD I JUST COME OVER? 380 00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:07,733 O-O-OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 381 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:10,167 THANKS, MA. 382 00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:19,333 HELLO? HELLO? 383 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:23,800 DON'T HANG UP. IT'S ROBERT. 384 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,733 IS STEFANIA THERE? 385 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,267 - CREPA. 386 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,433 - NO MORE LONG DISTANCE. 387 00:21:46,733 --> 00:21:48,167 COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. 388 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:51,133 YOU COULD'VE ENDED UP WITH ONE OF THEM.