1 00:00:02,933 --> 00:00:06,500 - DOODY-HEAD! DOODYHEAD! - DOODY-HEAD! 2 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:08,333 - DOODY-HEAD! - DOODY-HEAD! 3 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:10,867 - HEY, NO NAME-CALLING. - DOODY-HEAD! 4 00:00:10,867 --> 00:00:12,367 - GUYS... [door closes] 5 00:00:12,367 --> 00:00:14,367 - WHERE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST HOUR? 6 00:00:14,367 --> 00:00:16,433 - I TOLD YOU, I WAS GOING TO THE STORE. 7 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,333 - DID THEY MAKE YOU LOCK UP? 8 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:23,267 - EXCUSE ME? 9 00:00:23,267 --> 00:00:25,333 - HOW CAN I WRITE WHEN THIS WHOLE PLACE 10 00:00:25,333 --> 00:00:28,233 IS CRAWLING WITH DOODY-HEADS? 11 00:00:28,233 --> 00:00:29,900 - OH, WERE THEY NOISY? 12 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,233 GOSH, WHEN I'M ALONE WITH THEM, THEY JUST SIT IN THE CORNER 13 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:36,833 AND READ THE BIBLE. 14 00:00:36,833 --> 00:00:39,367 - LISTEN, COME HERE. SIT DOWN FOR ONE SECOND, PLEASE. 15 00:00:39,367 --> 00:00:42,200 JUST SIT DOWN, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 16 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,133 - [clears throat] 17 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:46,633 - I NEED HELP, OKAY? 18 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:49,367 I'M UNDER THE GUN HERE TO FINISH A CHAPTER, 19 00:00:49,367 --> 00:00:52,267 SO I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD 20 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:55,200 KIND OF PICK UP THE SLACK HERE TILL I'M DONE. 21 00:01:03,133 --> 00:01:06,433 - MY WHOLE LIFE IS PICKING UP THE SLACK. 22 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:10,167 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT, LOOK, 23 00:01:10,167 --> 00:01:12,800 ALL I NEED IS ONE DAY WITHOUT ANY DISTRACTIONS. 24 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,167 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE THE KIDS FOR THE REST OF TODAY. 25 00:01:15,167 --> 00:01:16,667 YOU HAPPY? - THAT'S GREAT, 26 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:18,367 THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT, BUT YOU KNOW, 27 00:01:18,367 --> 00:01:20,267 TODAY'S NOT REALLY A FULL DAY 28 00:01:20,267 --> 00:01:22,300 WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT IT'S ALREADY 2:30-- 29 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,933 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, RAY? 30 00:01:23,933 --> 00:01:26,133 - WELL, I MEAN, THE PUBLISHER WANTS TO SEE SOME STUFF 31 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:27,633 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 32 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:29,200 SO THE ONLY TIME I COULD WORK ON IT WOULD BE, 33 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,833 I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS THIS WEEKEND. 34 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:32,767 - BUT THIS WEEKEND IS OUR CAMPING TRIP WITH THE PARKERS. 35 00:01:32,767 --> 00:01:37,600 - OH, OH, THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 36 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,533 HMM. 37 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:46,300 - YOU WANT ME TO GO CAMPING WITHOUT YOU 38 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,533 WITH ALL THE KIDS? 39 00:01:47,533 --> 00:01:48,833 ARE YOU INSANE? 40 00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:50,400 - ALL RIGHT, IT'S A LITTLE EXTRA SLACK. I KNOW. 41 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,333 - YEAH, LISTEN, YOU WASTE TIME FOR OVER A YEAR, 42 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:54,667 AND THEN YOU EXPECT ME TO SUFFER 43 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:56,400 SO YOU CAN FINALLY START GETTING SERIOUS? 44 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,067 - YOU DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO SUFFER? 45 00:01:58,067 --> 00:02:00,100 I'M SACRIFICING THE MOST PRECIOUS THING OF ALL-- 46 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:03,433 TIME WITH MY CHILDREN, HUH? 47 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:04,867 YOU DON'T THINK I GOT "CAT'S IN THE CRADLE" 48 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:07,667 PLAYING UP HERE? 49 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:11,067 - I THINK YOU GOT TWO MONKEYS AND A YO-YO PLAYING UP THERE. 50 00:02:14,533 --> 00:02:16,867 - YEAH. 51 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:18,933 YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE AN AUTHOR--THAT'S WHAT IT IS-- 52 00:02:18,933 --> 00:02:21,767 'CAUSE THERE'LL BE A BOOK TOUR AND THEN THE GROUPIES. 53 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,467 - [chuckles] 54 00:02:24,467 --> 00:02:28,967 NOW THERE'S A SAD BUNCH OF WOMEN. 55 00:02:28,967 --> 00:02:30,267 - YEAH. 56 00:02:30,267 --> 00:02:34,900 SAD BUT HAPPY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 57 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:37,433 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 58 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:40,200 - COME ON. WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO BEG? 59 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,700 I'M NO GOOD AT ASKING FOR HELP. 60 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:42,933 IT'S MY BIGGEST FLAW. 61 00:02:42,933 --> 00:02:44,500 - [laughs] 62 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:48,000 - OH, DON'T BE MEAN. COME ON, FEEL BAD FOR ME. 63 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,200 HELP ME. 64 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:54,800 IT'S MY DREAM TO WRITE A BOOK. 65 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:55,800 - [sighs] 66 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,033 OH, ALL RIGHT, RAY. 67 00:02:57,033 --> 00:03:00,700 - HA-HA. YOU LOVE MY YO-YO MONKEYS. 68 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:03,733 - ALL RIGHT, BUT, LISTEN, WHILE WE'RE GONE, YOU WORK. 69 00:03:03,733 --> 00:03:04,833 - YES. - YES? 70 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:06,167 - RIGHT. ABSOLUTELY. 71 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:07,967 - YOU DO NOT PLAY GOLF. YOU DO NOT WATCH TV. 72 00:03:07,967 --> 00:03:09,300 - RIGHT, RIGHT. NO FUN. 73 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,833 - NO, I'M NOT KIDDING, RAY. 74 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:12,033 - I KNOW. NO KIDDING. 75 00:03:12,033 --> 00:03:14,033 NO FUN. I PROMISE. 76 00:03:14,033 --> 00:03:16,767 STOP LOOKING AT ME. 77 00:03:16,767 --> 00:03:18,933 - AND, YOU KNOW, IF YOU BREAK THAT PROMISE, I'LL KNOW. 78 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,333 - I KNOW YOU'LL KNOW, 79 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:25,100 AND THEN--THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO PUNISH ME. 80 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:27,333 - OH, I'LL PUNISH YOU. - OH, YEAH? 81 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:30,533 - SERIOUSLY, RAY, I'LL HURT YOU. 82 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,533 WORK, RAY. 83 00:03:43,567 --> 00:03:45,367 - OKAY, YOU GUYS GO STRAIGHT UPSTAIRS-- 84 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:46,767 GO RIGHT TO THE BATH, ALL RIGHT? 85 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:48,100 DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 86 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:50,833 - HI, DEARS. - HI, GRANDMA. 87 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:55,067 - HI, WELCOME BACK, DEBRA. HOW WAS YOUR CAMPING VACATION? 88 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:56,267 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 89 00:03:56,267 --> 00:03:59,200 - AH, CAMPING, THAT'S GREAT. 90 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:04,467 HEY, UH, WHAT DID YOU USE FOR TOILET PAPER? 91 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:06,533 - TOILET PAPER. 92 00:04:06,533 --> 00:04:10,233 - THEN IT WASN'T REALLY CAMPING. 93 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:14,000 I CAN TELL YOU A STORY-- - OKAY, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, FRANK. 94 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,567 - RAYMOND SAID YOU WEREN'T GETTING BACK UNTIL TOMORROW. 95 00:04:16,567 --> 00:04:18,900 - YEAH, I KNOW, BUT BETWEEN THE RAIN AND THE BUGS 96 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:20,467 AND THE KIDS GOING NUTS, 97 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:22,800 I DECIDED WE HAD ENOUGH VACATION. 98 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,367 IS HE IN THE OFFICE? 99 00:04:38,433 --> 00:04:41,700 - HI, HI. OH, YOU'RE ALL MUDDY. 100 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:45,667 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, RAY? 101 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:46,933 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, 102 00:04:46,933 --> 00:04:48,067 I-I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING-- 103 00:04:48,067 --> 00:04:49,533 - REALLY? 104 00:04:49,533 --> 00:04:52,233 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU PROTECTING YOURSELF? 105 00:04:52,233 --> 00:04:55,067 - NO, NO, LISTEN, LISTEN, I FINISHED, OKAY? 106 00:04:55,067 --> 00:04:56,400 I ENDED UP WORKING THROUGH THE NIGHT, 107 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,867 AND I FINISHED THE FIRST CHAPTER. 108 00:04:57,867 --> 00:05:00,300 AND THEN THIS MORNING I WAS ABLE TO KNOCK OFF THE SECOND, 109 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,567 AND THEN I JUST-- I FAXED IT OVER TO THE GUY. 110 00:05:02,567 --> 00:05:04,533 - RAYMOND WORKED VERY HARD SO HE COULD GET IT ALL DONE 111 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:06,600 SO HE COULD HAVE SOME TIME TO RELAX-- 112 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,533 LIKE YOU. 113 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:16,133 - RAY, AFTER EVERYTHING WE DISCUSSED, 114 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:17,233 HOW COULD YOU GO OUT-- 115 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:18,633 [telephone rings] 116 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:20,833 - YEAH, HELLO. YEAH, THIS IS ME. 117 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:23,400 I GOT TO TAKE THIS. 118 00:05:26,767 --> 00:05:27,900 - HELLO. 119 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:29,400 - OH, HI, ROBBIE. 120 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,800 YOU WANT SOME ANGEL FOOD CAKE AND CHOCOLATE SAUCE? 121 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,700 - OF COURSE. 122 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,633 LISTEN, I HAVE SOME NEWS-- 123 00:05:35,633 --> 00:05:39,700 - HEY, HOW COME HE GOT SO MUCH CHOCOLATE SAUCE? 124 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:42,300 - YOU GOT THE SAME AMOUNT. - NO, NO, NO. 125 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,567 LOOK AT ALL THAT CHOCOLATE SAUCE. 126 00:05:44,567 --> 00:05:46,433 YOU TOLD ME I COULDN'T HAVE ANY MORE CHOCOLATE SAUCE 127 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:49,467 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH, HUH? 128 00:05:49,467 --> 00:05:53,200 I GET TWO DROPS, AND HE GETS A RIVER. 129 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,233 IT'S A LAKE. LOOK HOW MUCH HE GETS. 130 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:59,167 HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT? 131 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:04,067 WHAT, ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY HEAD? 132 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:07,200 - WELL, I CAN'T MESS WITH YOUR HAIR. 133 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:10,600 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, 134 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,267 UM, I WANTED YOU GUYS TO KNOW-- 135 00:06:12,267 --> 00:06:14,033 - RAY, I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND ONE THING-- 136 00:06:14,033 --> 00:06:15,367 WHY IS IT YOUR MISSION IN LIFE 137 00:06:15,367 --> 00:06:18,567 TO AVOID SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY? 138 00:06:18,567 --> 00:06:19,933 - THAT WAS MY AGENT. 139 00:06:19,933 --> 00:06:22,400 HE SAID THE PUBLISHER READ MY STUFF, 140 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:26,433 AND THEY DECIDED THEY DON'T WANT ME TO WRITE THE BOOK. 141 00:06:26,433 --> 00:06:30,400 - OH, RAY, I'M SORRY. 142 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,200 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT HAPPENED? 143 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,667 - I DON'T KNOW, MA. 144 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:36,433 GUESS THEY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOOD. 145 00:06:36,433 --> 00:06:39,433 - WERE THERE SPELLING ERRORS? 146 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:48,633 - IT'S THE YANKEES. HOW CAN YOU SCREW THAT UP? 147 00:06:48,633 --> 00:06:50,367 - I DON'T KNOW. 148 00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:53,133 - HEY, I'M-- I'M SORRY, RAYMOND. 149 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:55,800 OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A BAD TIME. 150 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:59,300 I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE MY CAKE AND GO HOME. 151 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,233 - DID YOU NEED SOMETHING, ROBERT? 152 00:07:15,233 --> 00:07:17,567 - OH, NO, NO. IT'S NOTHING. 153 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:19,500 - WHAT'S THE MATTER, ROBBIE? 154 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,100 - NO--NO, REALLY. IT CAN WAIT. 155 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:24,367 [loud whisper] IT'S NOTHING. 156 00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:28,800 - WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 157 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,600 - I... 158 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,867 I MADE LIEUTENANT. 159 00:07:31,867 --> 00:07:35,000 [all gasp] 160 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:45,233 I PASSED THE TEST. 161 00:07:45,233 --> 00:07:47,067 I-I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT TILL SOMEBODY RETIRES, 162 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,767 BUT THEY'RE GOING TO PROMOTE ME. 163 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:50,900 - OH! OH, WOW. 164 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:53,867 CONGRATULATIONS, ROBERT. THAT IS GREAT. 165 00:07:53,867 --> 00:07:54,900 - THANK YOU. 166 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,000 - UH, YEAH, 167 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,400 HEY, UH, WAY TO GO THERE, SON. 168 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,767 LIEUTENANT. THAT'S REALLY UP THERE. 169 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:09,367 - IT'S VERY-- 170 00:08:09,367 --> 00:08:12,300 VERY EXCITING NEWS, ROBBIE. 171 00:08:14,133 --> 00:08:17,300 IT'S VERY EXCITING. 172 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:21,100 MY SON--A LIEUTENANT. 173 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:24,233 - OH, I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 174 00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:32,667 MWAH. THIS IS REALLY GREAT, ROBERT. 175 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:34,233 - THANK--THANK YOU, DEB. - ISN'T IT, RAY? 176 00:08:34,233 --> 00:08:37,233 - YEAH. IT'S GREAT. 177 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,300 - LISTEN... [door closes] 178 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:48,767 I WANT HIS CHOCOLATE SAUCE. 179 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:07,900 - YOU GOING STRAIGHT TO BED? 180 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:10,600 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WATCH TV OR READ OR ANYTHING? 181 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,733 - I CAN'T WRITE. WHY SHOULD I READ? 182 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:21,967 I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT REALLY, HUH? 183 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:24,300 WHAT IS THE POINT? 184 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:27,400 - ARE YOU FINISHED? 185 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,600 - IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO MY WRITING CAREER-- 186 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,633 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 187 00:09:32,633 --> 00:09:34,533 LOOK, HONEY, I KNOW YOU FEEL BAD, 188 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,433 AND I'M SORRY YOUR BOOK'S NOT COMING OUT, 189 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:41,067 BUT YOU'VE GOT A GREAT JOB AND A FAMILY WHO LOVES YOU. 190 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:42,300 - THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY. 191 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:45,467 - OH, OKAY, FINE. 192 00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:47,000 THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. 193 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,033 YOU JUST MOPE AWAY, MOPEY. 194 00:09:49,033 --> 00:09:51,567 - HEY, LOOK, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 195 00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:53,467 - I UNDERSTAND. NO. 196 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:55,033 I KNOW YOU WANT TO WRITE A BOOK, 197 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:56,233 AND YOU WILL, 198 00:09:56,233 --> 00:09:58,200 AND YOU CAN DEDICATE IT TO YOUR EX-WIFE 199 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,400 WHO COULDN'T TAKE YOUR CRAP ANY LONGER. 200 00:10:03,767 --> 00:10:06,367 - YEAH. 201 00:10:06,367 --> 00:10:09,767 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. 202 00:10:09,767 --> 00:10:11,067 FUNNY. 203 00:10:11,067 --> 00:10:12,400 WHY DON'T YOU SHARE A LAUGH OVER THAT 204 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,067 WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND ROBERT? 205 00:10:15,067 --> 00:10:19,033 - OH, RIGHT. SO THAT'S IT--ROBERT. 206 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:20,800 THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. 207 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:25,067 - NO! 208 00:10:25,067 --> 00:10:27,200 DID YOU SEE HIM YESTERDAY, HUH? 209 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,667 JUST FLAUNTING HIS BIG NEWS 210 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:32,033 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY HORRIBLE CRI--TIME? 211 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,367 - HE DIDN'T FLAUNT IT, RAY. 212 00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:37,867 WE--WE PRACTICALLY HAD TO FORCE HIM TO TELL US. 213 00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:39,200 - OH, YEAH. 214 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,000 DID YOU FORCE THAT BIG STUPID SMILE 215 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,900 ON HIS HUGE CLOWN FACE? 216 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,033 - YOU'RE NUTS. 217 00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,300 - YEAH, AND THEN YOU GO 218 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,833 SHOWERING HIM WITH FANCY GIFTS. 219 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:50,500 - IT WAS A SWEATER, AND IT'S FROM BOTH OF US. 220 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,133 - YEAH, WELL, I HOPE IT'S ITCHY, 221 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:55,233 'CAUSE THAT'S THE PART FROM ME. 222 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,133 - YOU KNOW, ROBERT NEVER GETS ANYTHING, 223 00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,633 AND THE ONE TIME THAT HE DOES, 224 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:05,733 WHAT DO YOU DO? 225 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:06,867 YOU SLAM THE TABLE 226 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:07,933 AND YOU WALK OUT OF THE ROOM, 227 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:10,133 YOU BIG BABY. 228 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,000 - YEAH, I'M A BABY, 229 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,167 AND YOU'RE A BABY MARRIER. 230 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:21,567 ALL RIGHT, I SLAMMED THE TABLE. SO? 231 00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:23,133 - ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 232 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:24,633 YOU'RE GOING TO GO OVER THERE TOMORROW 233 00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:26,500 AND CONGRATULATE ROBERT ON HIS SUCCESS 234 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,633 SO AT LEAST YOU CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR 235 00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:31,733 AND MAYBE SEE AN ADULT. 236 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,867 - HEY, AT LEAST I DON'T SEE WHAT ROBERT SEES 237 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:36,067 WHEN HE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR-- 238 00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:38,067 A STUPID GIANT WITH A NEW SWEATER 239 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:42,067 THAT LOOKS LIKE YARN...VOMIT. 240 00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:53,767 I CAN'T EVEN WRITE MY OWN TALK. 241 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:05,067 [TV golf game sounds] 242 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,467 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 243 00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:10,133 - HEY, I'M WATCHING GOLF. 244 00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:12,900 MOM AND DAD AREN'T HERE, AND I FOUND BUGLES. 245 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,767 - MM. 246 00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:18,900 - YOU LIKE THAT SWEATER, HUH? 247 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,300 - OH, I LOVE IT. 248 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,367 YEAH, BY THE WAY, THANKS A LOT, RAYMOND. 249 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:26,000 - YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 250 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,767 LISTEN, UH... 251 00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:33,933 I WANTED TO TELL YOU 252 00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:36,700 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PROMOTION. 253 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:40,133 YOU KNOW, THAT WAS REALLY SOMETHING. 254 00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:44,000 - THANK YOU, RAYMOND. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 255 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 - I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TELL YOU 256 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:49,700 WITH ALL THE HOOPLA. 257 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,333 - SURE. I UNDERSTAND. 258 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,900 BY THE WAY, I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR BOOK THING. 259 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,233 - YEAH. 260 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,800 - IT'S A TOUGH BREAK. 261 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:57,967 - YEAH. 262 00:12:57,967 --> 00:12:59,167 - BUGLE? 263 00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:02,267 - YEAH, BUGLE. 264 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,633 - OH, WHAT A SHOT. 265 00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,667 - I TELL YOU, GARCIA HAS BEEN HOT. 266 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,933 - YEAH. 267 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:12,800 - HEY, WE SHOULD GO GOLFING AGAIN SOON. 268 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,233 - SURE. 269 00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:17,300 - THAT WAS FUN THE LAST TIME. 270 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,867 WHAT DID YOU SHOOT? 271 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,567 - 93. 272 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:24,000 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT, 'CAUSE I THINK I SHOT AN 83. 273 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,167 I WAS 10 STROKES BETTER THAN YOU. 274 00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,267 HEY, IF YOU WANT, YOU KNOW, THE NEXT TIME WE GO, 275 00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:36,867 I COULD GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS ON YOUR PUTTING. 276 00:13:36,867 --> 00:13:40,167 - AND I CAN GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS ON YOUR DRIVES. 277 00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:43,967 - SO WE'LL GO GOLFING THEN. 278 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:46,767 - YES, WE WILL. 279 00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:55,600 [golf game continues] 280 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,133 - 5 BUCKS IF YOU MAKE IT IN. 5 BUCKS. 281 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:15,433 - YOU'RE ON. 282 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:16,967 - WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 283 00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:18,233 LET'S MAKE THIS INTERESTING. 284 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,600 I MEAN, IT'S FOR 5 BUCKS. 285 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,633 ALL RIGHT. 5 BUCKS. 286 00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:27,000 - ALL RIGHT. 287 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,033 - YOU OWE ME 5 BUCKS. 288 00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:31,533 - NO, YOU SAID 5 BUCKS IF YOU MAKE IT IN, 289 00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:33,300 LIKE WHOEVER MAKES IT IN GETS THE MONEY. 290 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,600 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. 291 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,200 - NO, BUT THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS. 292 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,733 - OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE IT NOW? 293 00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:39,767 ALL RIGHT, FIRST ONE TO GET IT IN MAKES 5 BUCKS. 294 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:43,267 - WELL, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS--LET'S GO. 295 00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,700 HA-HA! 296 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,067 5 BUCKS, SUCKER! 297 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,900 - NO, NO, NO! THAT'S CHEATING! 298 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,033 YOU CHEATED! 299 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,367 YOU GOT TO THROW ONE AT A TIME! 300 00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:06,867 - THAT WAS NEVER ESTABLISHED. 301 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,267 - THAT'S CHEATING! 302 00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:09,933 - YOU OWE ME 5 BUCKS. - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 303 00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:11,600 WE'RE EVEN, ALL RIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU OWE ME 5 BUCKS 304 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,333 FROM BEFORE WHEN YOU MISSED IT, OKAY? 305 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,067 SO WE'RE ALL EVEN. 306 00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:17,167 - NO, NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? 307 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,967 WE'RE NOT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 308 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:22,667 I LOST BOTH TIMES. 309 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,267 HERE'S 10 BUCKS. 310 00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:28,967 IT'S NOT RIGHT THAT YOU LOSE EVERYTHING THIS WEEK. 311 00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:31,367 - THERE IT IS! I KNEW IT! - WHAT? 312 00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:33,300 - YOU'VE BEEN RUBBING IT IN MY FACE THIS WHOLE TIME! 313 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,133 - LIKE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DOING THAT TO ME 314 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:36,500 FOR THE PAST 40 YEARS. 315 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,567 - HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO SING THAT SONG, HUH? 316 00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:40,100 YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A JERK. 317 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,267 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT? 318 00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:42,500 - OH, YEAH? I'M A JERK? 319 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,033 WHO WAS THE ONE WHO INSTEAD OF SAYING, 320 00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,467 "HEY, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, BROTHER," 321 00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:46,933 THREW A HISSY FIT AND STORMED OUT OF THE ROOM? 322 00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:48,633 - FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IF YOU REMEMBER, 323 00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,700 I SAID, "GREAT," OKAY? 324 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,167 ALL RIGHT? 325 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:54,400 AND IF I WAS UPSET, I HAD A REASON TO, OKAY? 326 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,000 'CAUSE YOU WAITED UNTIL MY LIFETIME DREAM GOT CRUSHED 327 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,600 BEFORE YOU MADE YOUR BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. 328 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,367 - OH, YEAH? WELL, HOW DID IT FEEL? 329 00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:02,300 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE IT FELT REALLY BAD. 330 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,367 - OH, YOU DO, HUH? YOU DO? 331 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,833 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I DO. 332 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,533 I HOPE IT FELT THE SAME WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL 333 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,267 EVERY TIME YOU PRANCE OVER TO MOM AND DAD'S 334 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,867 TO TELL THEM ABOUT ONE OF YOUR GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS. 335 00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:11,400 - HEY, IF I DO THAT, IT'S BECAUSE UP UNTIL NOW, 336 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,100 NOBODY ELSE HAD ACCOMPLISHMENTS. 337 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:17,167 - WELL, NOW SOMEONE DOES, 338 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,667 AND THAT'S GOT TO BE KILLING YOU, HUH, RAY? 339 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,333 - SHUT UP. 340 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,200 - YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING, RAY, 341 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,567 THAT A LOT OF BOOKS GET PUBLISHED THAT SUCK, 342 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:31,367 SO...FOR YOUR BOOK NOT TO GET PUBLISHED-- 343 00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:36,067 WHOO, THAT'S GOT TO BE OFF-THE-CHARTS SUCK. 344 00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:49,733 YOU RIPPED MY SWEATER. 345 00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:53,200 - GOOD. BY THE WAY, THE ITCHY PART IS FROM ME. 346 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:01,133 [hits piano keys] 347 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,433 - UNH! AAH! 348 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:07,767 [choking] 349 00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:08,933 - AAH! AAAH! 350 00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:10,200 - YOU GIVE? YOU GIVE? 351 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,533 - NO! YOU GIVE! 352 00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:19,467 AAH! 353 00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:21,267 COME ON, BABY! COME ON, BABY! 354 00:17:21,267 --> 00:17:22,500 - LET GO! LET GO! 355 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,400 - COME ON-- COME ALONG, BABY! 356 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,800 COME ON! 357 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,900 OH, GOD, NO, NO! 358 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:29,933 - SMELL IT! 359 00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,100 - AAH! 360 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,733 - SMELL IT! - AAH! 361 00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:35,067 - UNH! - YOU SMELL IT! 362 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,533 YOU SMELL IT! - AAH! 363 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:40,100 - HUH? WHO'S SMELLING IT? 364 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,867 - I DON'T MIND. SMELLS LIKE VICTORY! 365 00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:44,000 - HERE'S YOUR BUGLES! 366 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,100 - AAH, AAH! 367 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,767 - AAH! AAH! AAH! 368 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,567 - OH, MY GOD! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 369 00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:55,533 OH, OH, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! 370 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,533 - STOP IT! 371 00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:08,167 - HEY, THOSE ARE MY BUGLES. 372 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:13,467 - GOOD THING YOUR MOTHER'S HERE. 373 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,167 - YEAH, RIGHT. 374 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:20,133 - A WHOLE BOX OF BUGLES. 375 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:24,500 - LOOK AT THIS CARPET. AND--AND THE LAMP. 376 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:29,100 THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. 377 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,767 OH, LOOK, EVERYBODY MAKES A MESS, 378 00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,433 AND I HAVE TO FIX IT UP. 379 00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:37,033 ALL THE TIME, I FIX IT-- ALL THE TIME. 380 00:18:40,867 --> 00:18:41,967 - OOH! 381 00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,433 OH, OH, OH, OH, 382 00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:46,933 MY BACK, MY BACK, MY BACK! 383 00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:48,333 OH. 384 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:52,267 - OH-- OW, MY NECK THING. 385 00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:57,233 - YOU TWO IDIOTS. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! 386 00:18:57,233 --> 00:19:00,333 I HAVE TO EAT FUNYUNS NOW! 387 00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:04,367 MARIE, FUNYUNS! 388 00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:12,367 [both groaning] 389 00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:21,400 - WE ARE LIKE IDIOTS. 390 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,100 - WE HAVE TO STOP THIS, YOU KNOW? 391 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,567 DEBRA'S RIGHT. 392 00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:29,233 THIS COMPETING-- IT'S STUPID... 393 00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:33,600 AND YOUR FEET STINK. 394 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,300 - I DON'T WANT TO COMPETE WITH YOU, MAN. 395 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,567 - NO, SERIOUSLY, YOUR FEET. YOU CAN'T SMELL THAT? 396 00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:58,100 - WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS? WHERE DOES THIS COME FROM? 397 00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:01,233 - I DON'T KNOW. 398 00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:05,167 - LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 399 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:07,967 I JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING. 400 00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:09,900 YOU DISAPPOINT ME-- THE BOTH OF YOU. 401 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,933 - SORRY, MOM. 402 00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:13,767 - I'M SORRY TOO. 403 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,700 - AND YOU ESPECIALLY, ROBBIE. 404 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,500 - ME? WHY? 405 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,233 - WHY? 406 00:20:19,233 --> 00:20:20,933 BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 407 00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:24,167 YOU'RE THE OLDER ONE. 408 00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,300 - IT'S TRUE. 409 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:29,433 YOU SHOULD SET AN EXAMPLE. 410 00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:41,000 [TV sports sounds] 411 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,233 - SHH. SHH. 412 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:56,533 - WHAT'S THE SCORE? - IT'S TIED.