1 00:00:01,933 --> 00:00:02,967 - CHOO CHOO, CHUGGA, CHUGGA. 2 00:00:02,967 --> 00:00:04,500 CHOO CHOO, CHUGGA, CHUGGA. 3 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:06,667 CHOO CHOO, CHUGGA, CHUGGA. - [sighs] 4 00:00:06,667 --> 00:00:08,900 - ALLY, ALLY. 5 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:10,800 STOP DRAGGING GEOFFREY. 6 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,767 WE DON'T PLAY LIKE THAT. 7 00:00:12,767 --> 00:00:14,100 - OH, RELAX, MA. 8 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:17,733 THAT'S HOW DEBRA TOOK ME DOWN THE AISLE. 9 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:22,533 - RAYMOND, AREN'T YOU CONCERNED? 10 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:24,200 I MEAN, GIRLS SHOULDN'T BE DRAGGING BOYS 11 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,567 AROUND LIKE THAT. 12 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:26,867 - OH, THEY WERE JUST PLAYING, MARIE. 13 00:00:26,867 --> 00:00:27,933 IT'S OKAY. 14 00:00:27,933 --> 00:00:29,333 - THAT'S RIGHT. 15 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:32,800 WE'RE FEMINISTS. 16 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,500 REALLY, RAYMOND. 17 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:35,933 I WOULD THINK YOU OF ALL PEOPLE 18 00:00:35,933 --> 00:00:38,000 WOULDN'T WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO BULLY BOYS. 19 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,467 - MA, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 20 00:00:39,467 --> 00:00:42,100 - SEVENTH GRADE, TAMMY GELLES. 21 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:46,100 GAVE YOU THAT BLACK EYE. 22 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:47,700 - MY GOD. - HMM. 23 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:50,233 - FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT. 24 00:00:50,233 --> 00:00:56,067 - A GIRL BEAT YOU UP? 25 00:00:56,067 --> 00:00:59,800 A GIRL NAMED TAMMY? 26 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,400 - TAMMY SOCKED HIM AND THEN TOOK AWAY HIS RC COLA. 27 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,633 - AWW. 28 00:01:04,633 --> 00:01:07,367 - AND HE WAS SO SCARED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL, 29 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,033 HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO RIDE THE BUS. 30 00:01:09,033 --> 00:01:10,167 - OKAY, MA. ALL RIGHT. 31 00:01:10,167 --> 00:01:12,667 - OH. POOR RAYMOND. 32 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:15,900 OH, THAT TAMMY SOUNDS LIKE A MEAN LITTLE GIRL. 33 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:18,833 - AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, SHE WASN'T SO LITTLE, OKAY? 34 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:22,533 HER NICKNAME WAS "TANK." 35 00:01:22,533 --> 00:01:25,400 - YEAH, RIGHT. 36 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:29,200 - SHE SUED THE TOWN TO PLAY FOOTBALL. 37 00:01:37,533 --> 00:01:40,300 I DON'T GET IT. HOW DID MY MOM KNOW ABOUT THAT? 38 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,667 I NEVER TOLD ANYONE ABOUT TAMMY GELLES. 39 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:45,567 THE ONLY WAY MY MOM COULD HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT 40 00:01:45,567 --> 00:01:49,367 IS IF SHE READ MY JOURNAL OR SOMETHING. 41 00:01:49,367 --> 00:01:51,467 - YOU KEPT A DIARY? 42 00:01:51,467 --> 00:01:54,067 OH, MY GOSH! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 43 00:01:54,067 --> 00:01:55,433 THAT IS SO SWEET. 44 00:01:55,433 --> 00:01:58,567 - IT WASN'T A DIARY. IT WAS A JOURNAL. 45 00:01:58,567 --> 00:02:01,033 - OH, SORRY. 46 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,533 "DEAR DIARY, 47 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:06,867 ANOTHER GIRL BEAT ME UP TODAY." 48 00:02:06,867 --> 00:02:09,267 - OH, YEAH, IT'S JUST ALL A BARREL OF GIGGLES 49 00:02:09,267 --> 00:02:11,000 TO YOU, RIGHT? 50 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,033 COME ON, YOU THINK MY MOM REALLY DID READ MY JOURNAL? 51 00:02:15,033 --> 00:02:16,600 - OH, HONEY, WHAT'S SO SURPRISING? 52 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,267 SHE WOULD RIDE A Q-TIP INTO YOUR BRAIN IF SHE COULD. 53 00:02:23,467 --> 00:02:26,400 - I KNOW, BUT EVEN IF SHE DID READ IT, 54 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,067 HOW'D SHE CRACK THE CODE? 55 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:31,533 - YOU HAD A CODE? WHAT WAS THE CODE? 56 00:02:31,533 --> 00:02:35,467 - IT WAS A CODE I INVENTED. 57 00:02:35,467 --> 00:02:38,667 - OKAY, SAY SOMETHING TO ME IN YOUR CODE. 58 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:41,500 - WHY-OKAH. - WHAT? 59 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:44,967 - I'M ANSWERING YOU IN THE CODE. 60 00:02:44,967 --> 00:02:46,267 - WHY-OKAH. 61 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:49,700 - OKAY, ONE MORE. 62 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:53,533 - WHY-OKAH, MY EE-WHIF. 63 00:02:53,533 --> 00:02:56,000 - MY WIFE? "OKAY, MY WIFE." 64 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,367 SO YOU JUST TOOK THE LAST LETTER 65 00:02:59,367 --> 00:03:03,167 OF THE WORD AND PUT IT IN FRONT? 66 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:07,800 - MAYBE. 67 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,900 - WOW. HOW UNCRACKABLE. 68 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,267 - IT'S A GOOD CODE. 69 00:03:13,267 --> 00:03:18,667 - NO, NO, IT IS. IT'S NOT AT ALL...EE-LAM. 70 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:24,333 - IT'S NOT LAME. 71 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:26,433 - SORRY, THAT'S OKAY. 72 00:03:26,433 --> 00:03:30,233 GOODNIGHT, MY LITTLE... ASS-JACK. 73 00:03:32,767 --> 00:03:34,300 - THAT'S-- 74 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:35,933 THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW YOU DO IT, OKAY? 75 00:03:35,933 --> 00:03:39,367 IT'S NOT THE WHOLE WORD. IT'S JUST THE LETTER. 76 00:03:39,367 --> 00:03:43,167 IT'S ESS-JACKA. - [groans] 77 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:50,100 - OH, GOOD MORNING, DEAR. 78 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:54,600 - HELLO. 79 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,767 - WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME PANCAKES? 80 00:03:56,767 --> 00:03:59,133 - SURE, WHY NOT? 81 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:03,833 DO YOU HAVE ANY... EN-BACO? 82 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:05,833 - ANY WHAT, DEAR? 83 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:08,400 - SOME EN-BACO. 84 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:12,300 TO GO WITH MY ESS-PANCAKE. 85 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:15,567 - WHY ARE YOU TALKING GIBBERISH? 86 00:04:15,567 --> 00:04:18,867 - IS IT GIBBERISH? 87 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:21,533 - WELL, I CERTAINLY DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 88 00:04:21,533 --> 00:04:26,767 - REALLY? 'CAUSE I-I THINK THAT YOU DO. 89 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:32,000 EN-BACO! 90 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,300 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 91 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:36,667 - WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? EN-BACO. 92 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:41,500 - IS THAT SPANISH FOR SOMETHING? 93 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:45,400 - SO YOU--YOU ADMIT THAT IT'S ANOTHER LANGUAGE. 94 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,833 - WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE BACON. 95 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:49,867 - YOU READ MY JOURNAL! 96 00:04:49,867 --> 00:04:50,967 - WHAT? WHAT JOURNAL? 97 00:04:50,967 --> 00:04:52,133 - NO "OH, WHAT JOURNAL?" COME ON. 98 00:04:52,133 --> 00:04:53,733 THE JOURNAL THAT I KEPT AS A KID. 99 00:04:53,733 --> 00:04:56,500 HOW ELSE WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT EN-BACO AND TAMMY GELLES? 100 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,467 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 101 00:04:58,467 --> 00:05:01,167 - ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU NEVER READ MY JOURNAL? 102 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,533 - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD A JOURNAL. 103 00:05:02,533 --> 00:05:04,733 - YES, YOU DID, AND YOU READ EVERY WORD OF IT! 104 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:06,700 - RAYMOND, I NEVER READ YOUR JOURNAL! 105 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:08,367 - DAD, DID MOM EVER READ MY JOURNAL? 106 00:05:08,367 --> 00:05:09,967 - ALL RIGHT, I READ YOUR JOURNAL! 107 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:11,800 - AHA! 108 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,033 - WHAT JOURNAL? 109 00:05:13,033 --> 00:05:14,300 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT JOURNAL? 110 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:17,367 HIS JOURNAL WITH THE DUNGAREE COVER. 111 00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:19,133 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 112 00:05:19,133 --> 00:05:22,300 WHERE ARE MY PANCAKES? 113 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,267 - HIS JOURNAL, FRANK. 114 00:05:24,267 --> 00:05:25,467 WE USED TO SIT UP AT NIGHT 115 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:29,733 AND READ IT AFTER JOHNNY CARSON. 116 00:05:29,733 --> 00:05:32,400 I CONFESSED FOR NOTHING. 117 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,133 - YOU READ IT TO HIM? 118 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:37,733 - WELL, HE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT THE CODE. 119 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,667 - OH, YEAH! 120 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:44,633 YOUR LITTLE GIRLIE BOOK. 121 00:05:44,633 --> 00:05:46,033 [laughs] 122 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:47,800 THERE WAS SOME FUNNY STUFF IN THERE. 123 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,167 - ALL RIGHT. 124 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:50,833 - LIKE SLEEPING WITH A BELT AROUND YOUR HEAD 125 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:55,200 TO MAKE YOUR NOSE SMALLER. 126 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,533 - HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, MA, HUH? 127 00:05:56,533 --> 00:05:59,200 HOW COULD YOU GO INTO MY JOURNAL? 128 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,467 - I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS IN THERE. 129 00:06:02,467 --> 00:06:04,267 - IT WAS PRIVATE! THERE WAS STUFF IN THERE 130 00:06:04,267 --> 00:06:05,767 I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT! 131 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:08,200 - LIKE WHEN HE GLUED BOTTLE CAPS TO HIS SOCKS 132 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,500 BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE A TAP DANCER? 133 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,100 - SHUT UP, DAD. 134 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:17,500 - OH, DON'T BE ANGRY, DEAR. I READ IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 135 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:18,867 - YEAH, YEAH, SURE YOU DID. 136 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:20,633 - FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW 137 00:06:20,633 --> 00:06:24,200 THAT YOU WERE OKAY, THAT YOU WEREN'T ON DRUGS. 138 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,800 - YOU KNOW DANCERS: 139 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,733 ALWAYS TRYING TO KEEP THEIR WEIGHT DOWN. 140 00:06:27,733 --> 00:06:29,133 - SHH, FRANK. 141 00:06:29,133 --> 00:06:30,567 I MEAN, HOW ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 142 00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:32,467 WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE? 143 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:35,467 - WHY COULDN'T YOU BE LIKE A NORMAL PARENT AND ASK ME? 144 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:38,767 - I DID ASK YOU. DID YOU EVER ANSWER ME? 145 00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:41,100 - [grunts] - EXACTLY. 146 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,800 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT EVERYTHING. 147 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,067 "HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?" 148 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:45,867 [grunts] 149 00:06:45,867 --> 00:06:47,100 "DID YOU FINISH LUNCH?" 150 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,233 [grunts] 151 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,000 "WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER BOYS? 152 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,067 DID THEY LIKE YOUR OUTFIT TODAY?" 153 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:54,100 [grunts] 154 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:56,700 YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ME MUCH CHOICE. 155 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,767 - SO YOU'RE PERFECTLY FINE WITH THIS? 156 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:00,400 YOU DON'T THINK YOU'VE DONE ANYTHING WRONG? 157 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,367 - I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD MOTHER. 158 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:04,100 I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT, 159 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:05,767 AND I SEE THAT YOU CAN'T. 160 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:08,100 I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY YOU FEEL THAT I STEPPED 161 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:11,700 OVER SOME "BOUNDARIES." 162 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:16,333 THEN I WANT TO APOLOGIZE, RAYMOND. 163 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:18,300 NO, REALLY, I MEAN IT. 164 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:22,033 I'M SORRY, RAYMOND. 165 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,600 - ALL RIGHT, THEN. 166 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:36,000 SO ARE THERE PANCAKES? 167 00:07:39,033 --> 00:07:40,667 - THAT'S IT? 168 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,933 YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME? 169 00:07:42,933 --> 00:07:44,733 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 170 00:07:44,733 --> 00:07:47,933 - I JUST APOLOGIZED FOR DOING SOMETHING 171 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:49,600 THAT APPARENTLY OFFENDED YOU, 172 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:53,400 AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO ME? 173 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,067 - THANK YOU? 174 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:02,267 - THANK YOU. I SEE. 175 00:08:02,267 --> 00:08:06,333 SO YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE INNOCENT IN ALL OF THIS. 176 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:10,100 - YEAH. 177 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,300 - FINE. 178 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:15,167 THAT'S JUST FINE, RAYMOND. 179 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,567 BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 180 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:18,033 YOU MAY HAVE WRITTEN THAT DIARY, 181 00:08:18,033 --> 00:08:22,333 BUT I HAD TO READ IT! 182 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,567 [theme from "A Man and a Woman" plays] 183 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:53,033 - HEY, ROBERT. 184 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:57,000 [turns off music] 185 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,700 YOU BUSY? - KIND OF. 186 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,233 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 187 00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:04,733 - READY FOR THIS? 188 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:07,567 WHAT, YOU GOT A CAT NOW? 189 00:09:13,267 --> 00:09:16,367 I WAS JUST AT YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE. 190 00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:20,767 ANYTHING SHE'S EVER DONE TO YOU, I CAN TOP IT. 191 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:26,200 - LEFT ME AT A GAS STATION IN ARIZONA? 192 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,533 - SHE CAME BACK. 193 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:30,567 - CONCEIVED ME OUT OF WEDLOCK? 194 00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:32,100 - OH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE A BIG VICTIM. 195 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:34,233 LISTEN TO THIS. 196 00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:37,100 25 YEARS AGO, I KEPT A JOURNAL. 197 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,233 SHE USED TO READ IT EVERY DAY. 198 00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:43,267 - THE DUNGAREE ONE. 199 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,600 - DID YOU READ IT? 200 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,933 - [sarcastically] YEAH, RAYMOND, I READ YOUR DIARY. 201 00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:53,467 I WASN'T GETTING ENOUGH YOU. 202 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:56,733 - YEAH, WELL, SHE READ IT. SHE READ THE WHOLE THING. 203 00:09:56,733 --> 00:09:59,133 AND NOW, FOR SOME REASON, SHE'S MAD AT ME. 204 00:09:59,133 --> 00:10:00,400 - WELL, WHAT WAS IN IT? 205 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,067 - IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WAS IN IT! 206 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:05,800 GOD, EVERYBODY'S MISSING THE POINT HERE. 207 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,067 THAT WAS MY PRIVATE JOURNAL. 208 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,933 THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS, OKAY? 209 00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:10,933 DOESN'T MATTER IF I WROTE-- 210 00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:15,100 OH, MY GOD. 211 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:18,833 - WHAT? - OH. OH, NO. 212 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:22,867 OH, NO! 213 00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:24,767 AHH. 214 00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,333 - WHAT? 215 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:29,967 - I'M JUST REMEMBERING THE STUFF I USED TO WRITE IN IT. 216 00:10:29,967 --> 00:10:34,633 - GO AHEAD. 217 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:38,633 - YOU KNOW, LIKE I HAD A GROWN-UP DREAM ONCE 218 00:10:38,633 --> 00:10:41,467 OF MY HOMEROOM TEACHER MRS. HUSTWICK. 219 00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:44,667 - OOH, I REMEMBER HER. "LUSTY HUSTY." 220 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:48,200 SO MA READ THAT. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 221 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:52,067 - AND THEN I HAD THE... CHART. 222 00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:54,767 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 223 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:58,333 CHART FOR WHAT? 224 00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:03,267 - FOR A WHILE, 225 00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:07,067 I USED TO... MEASURE THINGS. 226 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:18,800 - MOM READ THAT, HUH? THAT IS PRETTY BAD. 227 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,100 - HEY, WHAT? HEY, YOU KEPT A DIARY, OKAY? 228 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,967 SHE PROBABLY READ YOURS TOO. 229 00:11:21,967 --> 00:11:22,967 - I HOPE SHE DID. 230 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:24,333 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 231 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,800 - I WAS HIP TO MA. 232 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,033 I HAD TWO DIARIES. 233 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:29,267 THE ONE FOR HER WAS A DECOY. 234 00:11:29,267 --> 00:11:31,733 - YOU KEPT TWO SETS OF BOOKS? 235 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,767 - YEAH. THE ONE I LET HER FIND HAD STUFF IN IT 236 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,500 THAT I KNEW SHE'D WANT TO READ, 237 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:41,433 LIKE, UM, HOW GOOD HER EGGPLANT PARMIGIANA WAS 238 00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:46,033 AND HOW HER PUNISHMENTS WERE FAIR AND JUST 239 00:11:46,033 --> 00:11:47,900 AND ABOUT HOW I WANTED TO MARRY SOMEONE 240 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:50,833 JUST LIKE HER. 241 00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:53,100 - A FAKE DIARY. 242 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:55,833 A FAKE-- YOU KEPT A FAKE DIARY? 243 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,133 THAT'S SICK. 244 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,600 - YEP, AND I KEPT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE 245 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,467 I KNEW SHE'D LOOK-- UNDER MY MATTRESS. 246 00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:02,833 - THAT'S WHERE I KEPT MINE. 247 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:06,500 - UNFORTUNATE. 248 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,600 - WELL, WHERE'D YOU KEEP THE REAL ONE? 249 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:12,033 - SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX AT FIRST NATIONAL. 250 00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:13,567 - WHAT? WHAT ARE Y-- 251 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,233 HOW'D YOU GET A SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX? 252 00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:16,633 YOU WERE A KID. 253 00:12:16,633 --> 00:12:19,667 - I WAS TALL. 254 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:22,000 - WELL, WHAT'D YOU PUT IN THAT ONE? 255 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,800 - [chuckles] 256 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,967 WELL, CERTAINLY NOTHING I'D HAVE TO WRITE 257 00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:29,767 WITH MY PANTS DOWN. 258 00:12:29,767 --> 00:12:31,267 - YEAH... 259 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,400 IF YOUR PANTS WERE DOWN, THE ONLY THING YOU COULD WRITE 260 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,833 IS, "HEY, WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING?" 261 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:37,967 - WHAT? 262 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:41,333 - I DON'T KNOW! 263 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:46,100 - FREAK. 264 00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:51,767 - HI, MA. 265 00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:53,800 - HELLO, RAYMOND. 266 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,533 [door shuts] 267 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:59,333 - UH, LISTEN, MA, ABOUT THE JOURNAL... 268 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,833 I, UH, WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT... 269 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:07,433 YOU SAW IN THERE. 270 00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,600 UM... 271 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:13,000 COULD YOU NOT LOOK AT ME WHILE I SAY THIS? 272 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,100 - ALL RIGHT. 273 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:19,133 - UM, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE 14, 274 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:22,900 THE WORLD IS A VERY CONFUSING AND... 275 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:27,167 SEXY PLACE. 276 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:30,900 MA, COME ON. 277 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,267 SO I JUST--I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 278 00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:34,867 THAT I OUTGREW ALL THAT STUFF, OKAY, 279 00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:37,400 AND I DON'T DO THAT STUFF ANYMORE HARDLY. 280 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:41,733 UM...SO I'M SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO SEE THAT. 281 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,333 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 282 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,200 THAT I'M NOT STILL SOME KIND OF WEIRDO, ALL RIGHT? 283 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,967 SO, I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SHOWER, 284 00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:48,600 AND MAYBE YOU WANT TO DO THE SAME. 285 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,933 - RAYMOND. RAYMOND. 286 00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:53,367 DO YOU THINK I'M A PRUDE? 287 00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:55,300 - WHAT? 288 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,233 - DO YOU THINK ALL THAT STUFF IS WHY I'M UPSET? 289 00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,700 WHAT YOU DID AS A TEENAGER? 290 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,467 I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HAPPY DREAMS. 291 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,333 - ALL RIGHT, MA! 292 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,000 - OR WHERE YOU HAVE YOUR LITTLE HAIR. 293 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,100 - MA, STOP IT! 294 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,733 - OR WHY YOU WENT INTO MY SEWING KIT 295 00:14:09,733 --> 00:14:11,433 FOR MY MEASURING TAPE. 296 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:14,200 - OH, GOD! 297 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,167 OH! - OH, COME ON. 298 00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:20,267 GROW UP. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M UPSET ABOUT. 299 00:14:20,267 --> 00:14:22,167 I MEAN, GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT. 300 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,267 - PLEASE STOP TALKING. 301 00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:25,567 - NO, I WILL NOT. 302 00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:30,267 AS IF YOU'VE FORGOTTEN OCTOBER 9, 1974. 303 00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:33,600 - I HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING NOW. 304 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,600 - DID YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WROTE ON OCTOBER 9TH? 305 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,200 - I DON'T KNOW! 306 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,267 WHAT? YOU STILL HAVE THAT? 307 00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:46,400 NO, GIVE ME IT! - NO, NO, NO. 308 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,533 - NO, GIVE ME IT! - NO, NO! 309 00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:51,333 - GIVE ME IT, MA! - NO, NO. 310 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:56,000 OCTOBER 9, 1974. 311 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:01,300 A SINGLE ENTRY ON THIS PARTICULAR DAY. 312 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,833 NOT MUCH TO REPORT EXCEPT... 313 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:08,100 "I EE-HAT MY MOM." 314 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:14,200 - THAT'S IT? 315 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,167 - THERE'S NOTHING ELSE ON THE PAGE. 316 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,133 NO REASON FOR IT BEFORE OR AFTER. 317 00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,733 JUST HERE BETWEEN "I DROPPED A PENCIL 318 00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:25,200 TO LOOK UP MRS. HUSTWICK'S DRESS"... 319 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,433 AND "TODAY MRS. HUSTWICK 320 00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:30,233 CAUGHT ME DOING THE PENCIL THING." 321 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,967 JUST THIS SENTENCE. 322 00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:38,367 NO EXCLAMATION POINT AFTER, 323 00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,233 LIKE YOU WERE HAVING SOME SORT OF A TANTRUM. 324 00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:43,867 IT'S JUST WRITTEN LIKE A FACT. 325 00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:47,700 "I EE-HAT MY MOM." 326 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,533 - WELL, SO WHAT, MA? THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 327 00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:56,600 - THEN WHY DID YOU WRITE IT? WAS IT SOMETHING I DID? 328 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,633 - I DON'T KNOW. 329 00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,167 IT WAS PROBABLY NOTHING THAT YOU DID. 330 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,233 - OH. SO IT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 331 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,933 YOU JUST GENERALLY HATED ME. 332 00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:05,767 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 333 00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,000 I WAS A KID. 334 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,767 EVERY KID PROBABLY WROTE THAT. 335 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,133 - ROBBIE DIDN'T. 336 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:11,700 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE WROTE ON THE SAME DAY? 337 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,800 - OH, NO. 338 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,000 NO. 339 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,633 NO, MA... 340 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,067 - "TERRIFIC CHICKEN TONIGHT." 341 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,100 - THAT'S A FAKE BOOK, MA. - WHAT? 342 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,467 - NO, THAT'S A DECOY. 343 00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:27,667 THE REAL ONE'S IN A SAFE-DEPOSIT BOX 344 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:28,700 AT FIRST NATIONAL. 345 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,167 - DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY YOU SOUND? 346 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,633 - IT'S TRUE! 347 00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,633 - WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR BROTHER. 348 00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:35,300 I NEED TO KNOW WHY YOU WROTE THAT. 349 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,733 - I DON'T KNOW, MA! 350 00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:38,600 - DO YOU KNOW WHEN THIS FEELING BEGAN? 351 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,700 - NO, NO. 352 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,333 - DO YOU KNOW WHEN THIS FEELING ENDED? 353 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:45,933 NO. 354 00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:49,567 - I SEE. 355 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,867 - OH, COME ON, MA. 356 00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:59,033 WHAT? I DON'T HATE YOU. 357 00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:01,033 I NEVER HATED YOU. 358 00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:04,633 I-I DON'T KNOW WHY I WROTE THAT. 359 00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:10,500 I'M SORRY. 360 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,600 OKAY? I'M SORRY. 361 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:16,267 THAT WAS A TERRIBLE THING TO WRITE. 362 00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:20,667 I WAS WRONG TO EVER WRITE THAT. 363 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,567 YOU KNOW, 364 00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:26,033 I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO BE A TAP DANCER, EITHER. 365 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:30,400 OKAY? ARE WE OKAY NOW? 366 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,800 - YES. 367 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,233 - OH. 368 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:37,133 OH, I GUESS WE ARE. OKAY. 369 00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:38,733 - HEY, RAY, IT'S 5:00. 370 00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:39,967 YOU WERE GOING TO PICK UP THE KIDS. 371 00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:43,867 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 372 00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:45,000 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 373 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,533 - YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 374 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,133 I APOLOGIZED. EVERYTHING'S FINE. 375 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,333 - W-WAIT A MINUTE. 376 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:54,133 DID YOU SAY THAT YOU APOLOGIZED? 377 00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:57,733 - HE'S A GOOD BOY. 378 00:17:57,733 --> 00:17:59,200 - WAIT. 379 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,067 HE APOLOGIZED TO YOU 380 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:04,233 FOR YOU READING HIS JOURNAL? 381 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:05,500 - NO, NO, THAT WOULD BE STUPID. 382 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,167 I APOLOGIZED BECAUSE I WROTE 383 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,500 "I EE-HAT MY MOM" IN THERE. 384 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,267 - WHO CARES WHAT YOU WROTE? 385 00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:15,900 THAT WAS 25 YEARS AGO. 386 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,567 - YEAH, YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW-- 387 00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:19,667 - I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW HOW SICK THAT SOUNDS? 388 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:20,700 - DEBRA. 389 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,067 - LOOK, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 390 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,167 - NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? 391 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:24,900 THE PROBLEM IS, I DO UNDERSTAND. 392 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:27,533 I MEAN, WHEN IS THIS GOING TO STOP? 393 00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,400 HOW COULD YOU MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE 394 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,733 FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU DID WRONG? 395 00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:33,167 - EXCUSE ME? 396 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,567 - HOW COULD YOU MAKE YOUR SON APOLOGIZE 397 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:38,833 FOR PRIVATE THOUGHTS HE HAD 25 YEARS AGO? 398 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:41,900 I MEAN, DON'T YOU SEE HOW WRONG THAT IS? 399 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:45,533 - PEE-SHUT-UH. 400 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,267 - I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 401 00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,667 DO YOU EVER HAVE ANY DOUBTS 402 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,567 ABOUT HOW GOOD A MOTHER YOU ARE? 403 00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:57,467 - YES, OF COURSE. 404 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,733 - NO, NO, I MEAN SEVERE DOUBTS. 405 00:18:58,733 --> 00:19:00,533 HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE 406 00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:04,533 TO BE MARRIED TO A HUSBAND WHO NEVER HELPS YOU AT ALL? 407 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,667 - GO AHEAD. 408 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:11,100 - AND WHEN YOU GO TO HIM FOR SUPPORT, 409 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,300 HE ONLY ENHANCES THOSE DOUBTS? 410 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,667 THAT WAS MY LIFE. 411 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:22,333 IMAGINE LITTLE MICHAEL, WHO LOVES YOU, 412 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:25,133 WHO LIGHTS UP WHENEVER YOU GET NEAR HIM. 413 00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:27,800 IMAGINE HIM AT 14, 414 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,233 AND HE DOESN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. 415 00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:33,433 AND YOU DON'T WANT TO PUSH HIM, 416 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,900 SO YOU JUST GIVE HIM MORE LOVE. 417 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,833 AND THEN ONE NIGHT YOU MAKE HIM 418 00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,700 HIS FAVORITE DINNER 419 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,833 AND YOU TRY TO GIVE HIM A KISS GOOD NIGHT, 420 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:45,600 AND HE GOES UP THE STAIRS WITH A GRUNT. 421 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,900 AND YOU COME ACROSS HIS JOURNAL 422 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,633 AND YOU OPEN IT, 423 00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:52,633 AND IT SAYS, 424 00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:56,233 "I HATE MY MOM." 425 00:19:58,067 --> 00:20:01,733 I WOULDN'T WISH THAT ON YOU, DEBRA. 426 00:20:05,967 --> 00:20:08,500 - RAY? 427 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:12,333 - WHAT? 428 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:16,133 - APOLOGIZE TO YOUR MOTHER. 429 00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:25,900 - I-I ALREADY DID. 430 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,500 - DO IT AGAIN. 431 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,100 - LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR. 432 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:33,700 THAT WAS 25 YEARS AGO. 433 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:37,600 BUT THERE IS ONE THING I WOULD LIKE. 434 00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:46,567 COULD YOU CROSS THAT OUT, DEAR, PLEASE? 435 00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:50,367 - OKAY. 436 00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:54,167 - AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE THERE? 437 00:20:57,767 --> 00:21:00,667 - I... 438 00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:03,900 EE-LOV... 439 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,200 MY MOM. 440 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,467 - OH, THAT'S SO NICE. 441 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:11,567 AND COULD YOU DATE IT THERE? 442 00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:19,267 AND INITIAL IT THERE. 443 00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:25,600 AND HERE. 444 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,067 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 445 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:36,133 - JUST A LITTLE LIGHT READING. 446 00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,867 - WH--COULD PEOPLE NOT READ MY JOURNAL? 447 00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:39,167 GIVE ME IT. 448 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:43,100 - NO, COME ON. SOME OF THIS IS CUTE. 449 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,633 LISTEN. 450 00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:48,633 "TODAY I KISSED SHELLY FOR THE FIRST TIME." 451 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:56,533 SHELLY WAS A TURTLE.