1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,233 - OKAY, SO TOMORROW, DON'T FORGET. 2 00:00:05,233 --> 00:00:07,400 YOU'RE PICKING THEM UP, RIGHT? 3 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:14,600 IT'S AS IF I SPEAK IN TONGUES. 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,167 DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT ABOUT TOMORROW. 5 00:00:17,167 --> 00:00:20,300 - I WON'T. 6 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:22,000 - DO YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN YOUR CHILDREN? 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,300 - YES. 8 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,800 YES, AND TOMORROW... 9 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,100 I PICK THEM UP. 10 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:27,400 - FROM WHERE? 11 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,600 - YOU DON'T KNOW? 12 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:34,067 - PICK THEM UP FROM THEIR SCHOOL... 13 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:36,833 - PRAYER. - REHEARSAL... 14 00:00:36,833 --> 00:00:38,700 AT THE... 15 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:40,767 - STEAK HOUSE? 16 00:00:40,767 --> 00:00:42,233 - AUDITORIUM. 17 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:43,667 BE THERE BY 3:00. 18 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:45,467 SARAH KNOWS YOU'RE GOING TO PICK THEM UP. 19 00:00:45,467 --> 00:00:46,567 - SARAH? 20 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:49,433 - THEIR TEACHER! YOU ARE INCREDIBLE! 21 00:00:49,433 --> 00:00:51,633 - SARAH! I KNOW IT'S SARAH, OKAY? 22 00:00:51,633 --> 00:00:53,600 I WAS KIDDING YOU. I KNOW IT'S SARAH. 23 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:57,667 - YEAH, YOU KNOW IT'S SARAH. 24 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:03,667 RAY, WHAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME? 25 00:01:05,267 --> 00:01:11,333 COME ON, RAY. WHAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME? 26 00:01:13,567 --> 00:01:16,600 - SEXY. 27 00:01:25,867 --> 00:01:28,933 - [sniffs] 28 00:01:28,933 --> 00:01:31,967 DAD, YOU WEARING AFTERSHAVE? 29 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,200 - YEAH. 30 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,867 - IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU SHAVED. 31 00:01:35,867 --> 00:01:40,633 - I DIDN'T SHOWER EITHER. HENCE THE AFTERSHAVE. 32 00:01:43,533 --> 00:01:46,500 - NICE TRY. 33 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:49,200 - OH. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 34 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,200 - WATCHING THE KNICKS ON THE DISH. 35 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,567 - AND HOLDING OUR BREATH. - GREAT. 36 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:56,100 HEY, NO, GUYS, GET OFF THE LAWN. 37 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:57,433 GUYS, GO UPSTAIRS. 38 00:01:57,433 --> 00:01:58,867 COME ON, CHANGE. YOU GOT TO CHANGE, LIKE WE SAID. 39 00:01:58,867 --> 00:02:05,000 [boys yelling] 40 00:02:09,233 --> 00:02:12,700 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THESE KIDS? 41 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,033 - THEY'RE IN A PLAY. 42 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:17,900 - LET ME GUESS, "DEATH OF A SALESMAN." 43 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:20,367 - JUST THIS THING AT SCHOOL. THAT'S ALL. 44 00:02:20,367 --> 00:02:21,600 - A PLAY? THAT'S A MISTAKE. 45 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,267 GET THEM INTO SPORTS, QUICK. 46 00:02:24,267 --> 00:02:26,367 - LOOK, IT'S A COUPLE OF WEEKS, THAT'S ALL. 47 00:02:26,367 --> 00:02:27,767 THE WHOLE CLASS IS IN IT. 48 00:02:27,767 --> 00:02:29,400 - I DON'T LIKE IT. 49 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,967 LOOK AT THEM RUNNING AROUND HERE LIKE A COUPLE OF SISSIES. 50 00:02:32,967 --> 00:02:34,167 - THEY'RE NOT SISSIES. 51 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:35,433 - NO? - NO. 52 00:02:35,433 --> 00:02:38,900 - WELL, THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY? 53 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:42,033 - THEY'RE FAIRIES. 54 00:02:42,033 --> 00:02:45,700 - OH, MY GOD! 55 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:48,767 I'M TELLING YA, SPORTS, QUICK, RIGHT NOW! 56 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:51,433 TENNIS, EVEN! 57 00:02:51,433 --> 00:02:52,467 - NO, NO! 58 00:02:52,467 --> 00:02:54,500 LOOK, THESE ARE THE PARTS 59 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,800 THAT THEY WERE ASSIGNED, ALL RIGHT? 60 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,700 THAT'S IT. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 61 00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:00,767 - WELL, LISTEN TO THE KING OF THE FAIRIES. 62 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,167 - HI. - HEY. 63 00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:07,600 - I TOOK DEBRA GROCERY SHOPPING. 64 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,467 NOW SHE KNOWS HOW TO CHOOSE A CUT OF MEAT. 65 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:14,433 - AND HUMILIATE A BUTCHER. 66 00:03:14,433 --> 00:03:16,900 - WE SHOULD GO SHOPPING TOGETHER MORE OFTEN. 67 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:21,333 - YEAH, I'LL CALL YOU. 68 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:22,667 - THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE OUT, YOU SHOULD GET 69 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,633 A COUPLE OF SKIRTS FOR YOUR TWINS THERE. 70 00:03:24,633 --> 00:03:25,900 - WHAT? 71 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:27,300 - DAD'S MAD 'CAUSE THE BOYS ARE FAIRIES 72 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,667 IN THE SCHOOL PLAY. 73 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:32,500 - OH, THEY'LL MAKE ADORABLE FAIRIES. 74 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:35,267 - WELL, THEY ALREADY DO. 75 00:03:35,267 --> 00:03:37,733 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM IN THE LITTLE WINGS. 76 00:03:37,733 --> 00:03:40,200 - SOMEBODY JUST KILL ME. 77 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,467 - OH, FRANK, COME ON. 78 00:03:42,467 --> 00:03:43,467 - LOOK, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 79 00:03:43,467 --> 00:03:44,833 HE DID THE SAME THING TO ME 80 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,533 WHEN I JOINED THE CHORUS IN THE SEVENTH GRADE. 81 00:03:46,533 --> 00:03:49,067 YOU KNOW, I WAS BASSO PROFUNDO. 82 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:54,933 [singing] OLD MAN RIVER 83 00:03:54,933 --> 00:03:56,100 - ALL RIGHT! 84 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:59,933 - [singing] THAT OLD MAN RIVER 85 00:03:59,933 --> 00:04:05,233 HE MUST KNOW SOMETHIN' 86 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:09,467 HE DON'T SAY NOTHIN' 87 00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:11,267 - ALL RIGHT! 88 00:04:11,267 --> 00:04:13,900 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! ENOUGH! 89 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,567 THAT'S HOW IT STARTS! 90 00:04:15,567 --> 00:04:16,767 - WHAT? 91 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:18,233 - SINGING, DANCING. 92 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:23,200 - SHOWERING REGULARLY. 93 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,800 - WHY DON'T YOU GO HANG SOME DRAPES? 94 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,033 - OH, STOP IT, FRANK. 95 00:04:29,033 --> 00:04:31,767 I WAS SO SAD WHEN HE QUIT CHORUS. 96 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:35,300 - I HAD TO. EVERYONE WAS MAKING FUN OF ME. 97 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:36,733 - THAT'S WHY YOU QUIT? 98 00:04:36,733 --> 00:04:39,500 I DON'T REMEMBER ANYBODY MAKING FUN OF YOU. 99 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:42,833 - DAD TOLD ME PEOPLE WERE MAKING FUN OF ME. 100 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:44,767 - WHAT PEOPLE? WHO? 101 00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:46,200 - PEOPLE. 102 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,533 - WHAT PEOPLE? 103 00:04:47,533 --> 00:04:52,133 - PEOPLE... WITHIN THE COMMUNITY. 104 00:04:52,133 --> 00:04:55,633 - IT WAS JUST YOU, WASN'T IT, DAD? 105 00:04:55,633 --> 00:04:59,000 - I REPRESENT THE COMMUNITY. 106 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,533 OH, WHO CARES? 107 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,600 THE NEXT DAY I PUT UP THE BASKETBALL HOOP. 108 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:03,633 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, 109 00:05:03,633 --> 00:05:05,400 YOU HAD A SHELF FULL OF TROPHIES. 110 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,633 BY THE WAY, WHEN ARE YOU 111 00:05:06,633 --> 00:05:09,167 GOING TO GET THAT CRAP OUT OF MY HOUSE? 112 00:05:09,167 --> 00:05:11,400 - YEAH, DAD NEEDS THAT SPACE 113 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:15,600 FOR HIS "FATHER OF THE YEAR" AWARDS. 114 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,100 - WHAT, ARE YOU CRACKING WISE? 115 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,500 MY HARD WORK IS THE ONLY REASON 116 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,367 THE TWO OF YOU AREN'T FLITTING AROUND HERE 117 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:24,633 LIKE A COUPLE OF TINKERBELLS. 118 00:05:24,633 --> 00:05:28,933 EVEN SO, YOU'RE STILL A "BACHELOR." 119 00:05:28,933 --> 00:05:30,300 - DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 120 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,100 - YEAH, FRANK, DRESSING THE TWINS LIKE FAIRIES 121 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,767 IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THEM GAY. 122 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:39,233 - WELL, IT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE THEM TEAMSTERS. 123 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:45,433 - I'M SURE THERE ARE GAY TEAMSTERS. 124 00:05:47,567 --> 00:05:51,233 - YOU, MADAM, ARE IGNORANT. 125 00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:52,767 - OH, PLEASE. 126 00:05:52,767 --> 00:05:54,267 THIS WON'T MAKE THEM GAY. 127 00:05:54,267 --> 00:05:56,267 AND EVEN IF IT DOES, IT'S FINE. 128 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:58,800 IT'S BETTER THAN FINE; IT'S WONDERFUL. 129 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,500 WHO CARES WHAT THEY ARE SO LONG AS THEY'RE HAPPY? 130 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:05,600 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE THEY DO TURN GAY. 131 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,967 - YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME MAD! 132 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:10,500 - AND WHY ARE YOU MAD? 133 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,733 YOU THINK THAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? 134 00:06:12,733 --> 00:06:14,200 THEM TURNING OUT LIKE YOU 135 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:17,633 IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN. 136 00:06:17,633 --> 00:06:20,667 - SO EVERYONE'S FINE WITH ALL OF THIS. 137 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:22,500 HUH? 138 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,633 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 139 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,300 - WHAT ABOUT ME? 140 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:27,400 - YOU'RE FINE WITH YOUR SONS DRESSING UP LIKE FAIRIES 141 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,200 FOR ALL OF LONG ISLAND TO SEE? 142 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,967 - FIRST OF ALL, IT'S NOT IN FRONT 143 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:33,633 OF ALL LONG ISLAND, OKAY? 144 00:06:33,633 --> 00:06:36,867 THERE'S 40 PEOPLE IN THE SCHOOL'S CAFE-GYM-ATORIUM, 145 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:38,167 ALL RIGHT? 146 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:44,933 SECOND OF ALL, DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF? 147 00:06:44,933 --> 00:06:47,533 AREN'T YOU EMBARRASSED TO TALK THAT WAY? 148 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:48,567 - WHAT WAY? 149 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:51,033 - YOU KNOW, YOUR OLD STUPID IDEAS 150 00:06:51,033 --> 00:06:52,567 THAT YOU AND YOUR LODGE BUDDIES 151 00:06:52,567 --> 00:06:57,000 SIT AROUND AND LAUGH AT BETWEEN BOUTS OF GAS. 152 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,700 - DON'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT MY LODGE BUDDIES! 153 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:07,033 - WHO, THE GUYS YOU SWIM NAKED WITH? 154 00:07:09,033 --> 00:07:11,100 - THAT'S LODGE POLICY! 155 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:14,000 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 156 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,400 IS IT-- IS IT LODGE POLICY 157 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,400 TO FORCE YOUR OPINIONS ON OTHER PEOPLE? 158 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,833 LOOK, DAD, THEY'RE MY KIDS, ALL RIGHT? 159 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:20,767 I'LL RAISE THEM THE WAY I WANT TO RAISE THEM. 160 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:22,433 AND WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 161 00:07:25,367 --> 00:07:31,500 - HE DIDN'T SHOWER TODAY, SO HE USED MY JEAN NATE. 162 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,433 - WHAT? 163 00:07:33,433 --> 00:07:37,533 - YOU NEVER LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE PICKING UP IN THERE. 164 00:07:37,533 --> 00:07:40,033 - REALLY? YOU'RE WEARING PERFUME, DAD? 165 00:07:42,867 --> 00:07:45,867 - SHUT UP. 166 00:07:45,867 --> 00:07:47,733 - YOU DO SMELL PURTY, PA. 167 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:05,233 - WELL, I'M NOT SO SURE I LIKE THE WAY 168 00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:08,133 I'M BEING TREATED HERE. 169 00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:11,100 IF ANY OF YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO ME, 170 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,400 I'LL BE IN THE BATH. 171 00:08:15,133 --> 00:08:19,000 - WHO'S GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO THE TUB? 172 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,267 - OH, YOU MADE HIM SO ANGRY, RAYMOND. 173 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:27,033 - EH. - YOU SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN. 174 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:28,700 - I'M PROUD OF YOU, HONEY. 175 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,500 - YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S ENOUGH ALREADY. 176 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,767 - OH, I KNOW. 177 00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:34,067 YOU KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU, 178 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:35,667 FRANK WOULD PROBABLY HAVE BEEN HAPPIER 179 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:37,967 IF I'D SIGNED THE KIDS UP TO RUN THE TAPE RECORDER. 180 00:08:37,967 --> 00:08:40,267 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SIGN THEM UP? 181 00:08:40,267 --> 00:08:43,800 - YEAH, I SIGNED THEM UP. 182 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,433 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU VOLUNTEERED THEM 183 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:49,000 TO BE FAIRIES? - YEAH. 184 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:54,100 - WHY? 185 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,233 - 'CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE CUTE 186 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:56,500 TO SEE THEM WEAR SPARKLY OUTFITS 187 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,800 AND GET A CHANCE TO DANCE. 188 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,500 - DO THEY HAVE WANDS? I COULD MAKE THEM WANDS. 189 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,667 - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 190 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:05,900 YOU MADE THEM FAIRIES 191 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:09,000 WHEN THERE WAS AN OPENING AT TAPE RECORDER? 192 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,567 - YEAH. 193 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,367 - WELL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 194 00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:14,367 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 195 00:09:14,367 --> 00:09:16,067 YOU SAID YOU WERE FINE WITH IT. 196 00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:18,167 - I'M NOT SAYING THAT I'M NOT FINE WITH IT, ALL RIGHT? 197 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:19,333 I AM. I'M FINE WITH IT. 198 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,200 - YOU DON'T SOUND FINE WITH IT. 199 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,900 - WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WE HAD A CHOICE. 200 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,867 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU PUSHED THEM INTO THIS. 201 00:09:24,867 --> 00:09:26,233 - I DIDN'T PUSH THEM. 202 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,433 I THOUGHT THEY WOULD LIKE IT, AND THEY DO. 203 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:28,667 THEY'RE HAVING FUN. 204 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:31,033 - WH--FUN? THEY'RE FIVE, OKAY? 205 00:09:31,033 --> 00:09:32,333 THEY HAVE FUN WITH THE EMPTY ROLL 206 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:35,000 FROM THE TOILET PAPER. 207 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,867 - WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO UPSET? 208 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,433 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE YOUR FATHER. 209 00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:42,000 - I'M NOT MY FATHER, OKAY? THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT. 210 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,600 THIS IS ABOUT YOU MAKING DECISIONS 211 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,833 FOR OUR CHILDREN THAT DON'T INVOLVE... 212 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:49,933 THEIR FREE WILL. 213 00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:52,367 - OH, SO YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR FREE WILL. 214 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:55,533 - [chuckles] NO, HE'S NOT. 215 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,933 - WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? 216 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:01,767 - FREE WILL. 217 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:07,667 - MAYBE YOU'RE MORE LIKE YOUR FATHER THAN YOU THINK. 218 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:10,733 - HEY, LOOK, I AM NOT PREJUDICED. 219 00:10:10,733 --> 00:10:12,867 - YOU JUST DON'T WANT YOUR BOYS TO BE FAIRIES. 220 00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:13,967 - LISTEN TO ME. 221 00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:15,567 IF MY CHILDREN COME HOME AND SAY, 222 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:18,467 "HEY, DAD, WE DECIDED TO BE FAIRIES IN THE SCHOOL PLAY," 223 00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:19,900 I'D SAY, "HEY, GOOD FOR YOU, GUYS. 224 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,233 GOOD, GUYS. LET'S GO HAVE A ROOT BEER." 225 00:10:21,233 --> 00:10:22,567 HUH? ALL RIGHT? 226 00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:24,967 MY FATHER DOESN'T DO THAT, ALL RIGHT? 227 00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:27,200 I'M NOT MY FATHER. WHAT? 228 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,833 - YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THEM A ROOT BEER. 229 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,867 - YES, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GOING TO--YES. 230 00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:33,467 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE WORSE THAN YOUR FATHER 231 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,000 BECAUSE AT LEAST HE'S UP FRONT WITH IT. 232 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,333 I MEAN, YOU PRETEND TO BE LIBERAL, 233 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,567 BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE EMBARRASSED 234 00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:39,533 THAT YOUR BOYS ARE PLAYING FAIRIES. 235 00:10:39,533 --> 00:10:40,733 - [coughs] BULL'S-EYE. 236 00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:43,167 - HEY, SHUT UP. 237 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:47,167 ALL RIGHT, JUST SHUT UP. 238 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:49,967 - I TRIED TO MAKE RAYMOND SENSITIVE, DEBRA. 239 00:10:49,967 --> 00:10:51,833 - MA, DON'T YOU START, OKAY? 240 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:55,200 - I TOOK YOU TO MUSEUMS, AND I GAVE YOU PIANO LESSONS. 241 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,667 AND I EVEN HAD HIS HAIR CUT AT MY BEAUTY PARLOR, 242 00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:01,167 BUT THERE'S STILL SOME OF HIS FATHER IN HIM. 243 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:04,367 - HE GOT THE MORON GENE. 244 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,333 - WELL, I'M GOING TO STOP IT 245 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:09,900 BEFORE IT GETS TO MICHAEL AND GEOFFREY. 246 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,533 - YOU SEE? THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 247 00:11:11,533 --> 00:11:13,033 WHO SAYS THAT YOU GET TO MAKE 248 00:11:13,033 --> 00:11:14,400 ALL THE DECISIONS IN THIS HOUSE, HUH? 249 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,500 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE MY BOYS TOO, ALL RIGHT? 250 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,700 WHY DON'T YOU WORRY A LITTLE BIT MORE 251 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:18,767 ABOUT THE GIRL? 252 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:22,567 - ALLY. - I KNOW HER NAME! 253 00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:23,567 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 254 00:11:23,567 --> 00:11:25,133 AS FAR AS THE BOYS ARE CONCERNED, 255 00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:27,233 MAYBE THERE'S SUCH A THING AS TOO LIBERAL, 256 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:29,667 MISS HIPPIE GO FREE-FREE. 257 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,400 MICHAEL, GEOFFREY, COME ON DOWN HERE. 258 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,367 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 259 00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:46,533 - DON'T--DON'T YOU WORRY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 260 00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:48,500 - BAH-BAH, BAH-BAH, BAH. I GOT IT. 261 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,767 GUYS, COME HERE. 262 00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:52,767 LISTEN, DADDY PULLED A FEW STRINGS HERE, 263 00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:54,933 AND HE GOT YOU BETTER PARTS IN THE PLAY. 264 00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:57,100 OKAY? ALL RIGHT? 265 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,733 NOW, HERE ARE YOUR NEW COSTUMES. 266 00:12:09,933 --> 00:12:13,567 - THEY'RE ROCKS? 267 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,433 - NO, BOULDERS! 268 00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:17,367 THESE ARE GREAT PARTS, GUYS, HUH? 269 00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:18,733 BEST PARTS IN THE WHOLE PLAY. 270 00:12:18,733 --> 00:12:21,000 THE MIGHTY BOULDERS! 271 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,400 YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL THEM THAT THEY COULD BE BOULDERS. 272 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,833 - SO WHAT DO THEY DO? 273 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:28,633 - THEY--THEY GUARD THE ENTRANCE TO THE CASTLE. 274 00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:29,933 - DO THEY HAVE LINES? 275 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,533 - NO, BUT HERE'S THE THING, GUYS. 276 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:34,233 YOU KNOW--YOU KNOW THE PART WHERE THE PRINCE COMES HOME, 277 00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:36,400 WEARY FROM HIS LONG JOURNEY? 278 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,800 WELL, HE'S GOING TO COME OVER. 279 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,633 HE'S GOING TO REST ON ONE OF YOU GUYS. 280 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,300 AND THEN WHILE HE'S RESTING ON ONE OF YOU GUYS, 281 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,633 HE PUTS HIS KNAPSACK RIGHT ON THE OTHER GUY, 282 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:48,067 AND IT'S A HEAVY KNAPSACK, BUT YOU ARE A BOULDER! 283 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:52,067 - SO THEY JUST SIT THERE? 284 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:55,100 - ONLY FOR THE WHOLE PLAY. 285 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:57,633 IT'S A GOOD PART; IT'S GREAT, AND THEY'RE PERFECT FOR IT. 286 00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:58,967 COME ON, LET'S TRY THEM ON, GUYS. 287 00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:00,800 SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. 288 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:04,167 OKAY. SIT, SIT. 289 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:12,833 AW, YOU LOOK AWESOME! 290 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,333 I'M PROUD OF YOU GUYS. 291 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,467 - RAY, YOU MADE THEM SCENERY. 292 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,567 - HOW YOU GUYS DOING IN THERE? 293 00:13:26,567 --> 00:13:27,600 - I'M SCARED! 294 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,133 - ME TOO. 295 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,733 - OKAY, COME ON. COME ON. 296 00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:34,500 THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY, ALL RIGHT? 297 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,567 MAYBE WE'LL, UH, POKE A FEW HOLES IN THERE 298 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:40,100 FOR LIGHT AND AIR. 299 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,600 - DADDY, CAN I PUT MY WINGS ON? 300 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,167 - WELL, ACTUALLY, DADDY'S GOT TO BRING 301 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,167 THE WINGS BACK TO SCHOOL NOW. 302 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:49,633 - I LIKE MY WINGS. - ME TOO. 303 00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:52,467 - BUT ROCKS DON'T HAVE WINGS. 304 00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:53,533 HUH? 305 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,367 AND IF YOU'RE A ROCK, YOU GET-- 306 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,933 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SMOOTH AND COOL, 307 00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:00,700 WHICH WILL COME IN REAL HANDY LATER 308 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,567 WITH THE LADIES. 309 00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:07,333 YOU'RE SMOOTH. YOU'RE COOL. 310 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,800 - I WANT TO BE A FAIRY. 311 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,467 - ME TOO. 312 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:11,967 - WELL, LISTEN, 313 00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:14,233 MAYBE MISS SARAH WILL LET YOU HAVE CANDY 314 00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:15,300 UNDER THERE. 315 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,267 - RAY, TAKE THEM BACK. 316 00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:19,433 - HOW WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE A PUPPY UNDER THERE? 317 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,367 - RAY. - ALL RIGHT! 318 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,567 MISS SARAH. 319 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,867 - OH, HI, MR. BARONE. DID YOU BRING THE WINGS BACK? 320 00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:32,333 - YEAH. - I NEED THE WINGS. 321 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,733 - WELL, UM, HERE'S THE THING. 322 00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:37,900 THE ROCK IDEA REALLY DIDN'T FLY. 323 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,067 - BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID 324 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:41,500 YOUR BOYS DREAMED OF BEING ROCKS. 325 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,400 - AH, KIDS AND THEIR DREAMS, 326 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,567 BUT, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT WOULD BE OKAY 327 00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,533 IF THEY JUST WENT BACK TO BEING FAIRIES. 328 00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:49,967 - OH, ACTUALLY, I'VE ALREADY GOT 329 00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:50,967 TWO NEW FAIRIES. 330 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:52,233 I'M SORRY. 331 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:53,933 - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 332 00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:56,567 HOW ABOUT--YOU COULD HAVE FOUR FAIRIES, YOU KNOW? 333 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:58,767 TWO OVER THERE, A COUPLE MORE OVER THERE. 334 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,767 FOR MY MONEY, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY FAIRIES. 335 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,300 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 336 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,367 MAYBE YOUR BOYS WOULD LIKE TO WORK BEHIND THE SCENES. 337 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,367 THEY COULD HELP JOSH WITH THE TAPE RECORDER. 338 00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:07,867 - UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THE THING IS, 339 00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:10,967 THEY--THEY ACTUALLY KIND OF WANT TO BE FAIRIES. 340 00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:12,233 - WELL, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 341 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,633 I'M NOT SO SURE MICHAEL AND GEOFFREY 342 00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:17,333 ARE QUITE CUT OUT TO BE FAIRIES. 343 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,500 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 344 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,900 - WELL, THEY WERE HAVING SOME PROBLEMS 345 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,067 FOLLOWING THE CHOREOGRAPHY. 346 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:26,200 - REALLY? THEY LOOKED GOOD FROM WHAT I SAW. 347 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,633 - ACTUALLY, THEY-- NO. 348 00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:30,100 [clears throat] 349 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,367 THEY JUST KIND OF RUN AROUND, 350 00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:35,300 AND I CAN'T SEEM TO GET THEM TO FOLLOW THE MUSIC. 351 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,567 - WELL, MAYBE THEY JUST NEED 352 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,200 A LITTLE MORE PRACTICE, THAT'S ALL. 353 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,733 - WELL, WE'VE BEEN REHEARSING FOR A WEEK. 354 00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:42,667 THEY JUST DON'T SEEM TO HAVE THE PROPER COORDINATION. 355 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,133 I'M SORRY. 356 00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:45,500 OH, OKAY, LET'S SEE THE FIRST LIGHT CUE 357 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,033 FOR THE PRINCE'S ENTRANCE. 358 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,600 - WAIT, YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? 359 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,267 'CAUSE MY BOYS, THEY'RE COORDINATED. 360 00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:52,133 YOU KNOW, I PLAY BALL WITH THEM. YOU SHOULD SEE THEM. 361 00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,833 THEY RUN, THEY CATCH, THEY HIT IT. 362 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:55,600 - YEAH, I'M SURE THEY'RE GREAT AT SPORTS, 363 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,333 BUT THIS IS JUST A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED. 364 00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:01,533 - WHAT, DANCING? 365 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:04,233 NO, NO, NO, NO, COME ON. THEY CAN DO THIS. 366 00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:06,233 FOUR FAIRIES, COME ON. I SEE IT. 367 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,667 I SEE IT RIGHT THERE, HUH? 368 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,400 IT MAKES THE SHOW. 369 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,967 - WELL, I WANT TO BE FAIR TO MICHAEL AND GEOFFREY, 370 00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:14,533 AND THE TWO NEW FAIRIES, 371 00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:17,133 WELL, THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE LIGHTER ON THEIR FEET. 372 00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:18,667 - WELL, MY BOYS ARE VERY LIGHT. 373 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:23,500 THE DOORS AT THE A&P DON'T EVEN OPEN FOR THEM. 374 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:29,800 - BUT THE TWO NEW ONES ARE REALLY QUITE GOOD. 375 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:34,000 - SO IS THIS THE SCHOOL SYSTEM NOW, HUH? 376 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,467 WE--WE JUST SETTLE FOR "QUITE GOOD"? 377 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,200 - ALL RIGHT. GUYS, YOU READY? 378 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,433 both: YEAH. 379 00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:51,800 - OKAY. 380 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,200 [classical music playing] 381 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,467 "JUST AS THE PRINCE HAD GIVEN UP HOPE 382 00:16:57,467 --> 00:17:00,033 "AND THOUGHT HE WAS LOST IN THE FOREST FOREVER, 383 00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:02,267 "HE HEARD A RUSTLING IN THE TREES. 384 00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:05,633 IT WAS THE MAGICAL FAIRIES." 385 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,500 [boys screaming] 386 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,267 NO, NO, NO, STOP IT. STOP IT. 387 00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:10,267 ALL RIGHT, COME HERE. 388 00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:11,600 NO, STOP IT. STOP IT. 389 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,600 STOP BOUNCING. 390 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,667 OKAY, STOP IT. GUYS, STOP. 391 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,267 STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. 392 00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:17,867 [screaming stops] 393 00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:20,400 ALL RIGHT, PRETTY GOOD. 394 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,733 A LOT OF ENERGY-- GOOD, GOOD ENERGY. 395 00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:25,533 LET'S TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH, ALL RIGHT? 396 00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,600 OKAY, YOU GOT TO REMEMBER, FAIRIES, THEY'RE-- 397 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,333 THEY'RE HAPPY AND LIGHT, ALL RIGHT? 398 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:33,400 NOT SO MUCH "AAH!" NO, NO. 399 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,067 THEY'RE NOT LIKE THAT, OKAY? 400 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,233 SO LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. 401 00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,700 THIS TIME, STAY TOGETHER AND JUST-- 402 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,733 REMEMBER, TRY TO BE-- BE GRACEFUL, OKAY? 403 00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:43,000 MAKE BELIEVE YOU'RE FLYING, OKAY? 404 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,467 HAPPY AND LIGHT. 405 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:47,633 ALL RIGHT, RIGHT FROM THE TOP. ALL RIGHT? 406 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:48,900 OKAY, GUYS, YOU READY? 407 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,100 both: YEAH. 408 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,767 - "JUST AS THE PRINCE HAD GIVEN UP HOPE 409 00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:55,600 "AND THOUGHT HE WAS LOST IN THE FOREST FOREVER, 410 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,467 "HE HEARD A RUSTLING IN THE TREES. 411 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,533 IT WAS THE MAGICAL FAIRIES." 412 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:03,300 NO, YOU'RE NOT AIRPLANES, GUYS. 413 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:06,400 COME ON, YOU'RE NOT AIRPLANES. NOW CUT, CUT. 414 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,833 CUT, GUYS, CUT. "CUT" MEANS TO STOP. 415 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,400 CUT--STOP. STOP. 416 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:28,067 [both giggling] 417 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:30,033 THAT'S NOT FUNNY, ALL RIGHT? 418 00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,667 IT'S GOING TO BE FUNNY WHEN YOU'RE UP THERE, 419 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,367 AND YOU'RE THE WORST FAIRIES OF THE PLAY. 420 00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:36,000 IS THAT GOING TO BE FUNNY? 421 00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:43,167 COME ON. 422 00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:44,867 I'VE SEEN THE OTHER FAIRIES, GUYS. 423 00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:47,533 THEY PUT YOU AWAY, ALL RIGHT? 424 00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:52,500 NOW YOU GOT TO-- 425 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,300 YOU GOT TO KNOW THE MOVES. 426 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,300 OTHERWISE, WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO TAPE IT. 427 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,467 I'M NOT GOING TO VIDEOTAPE IT IF YOU'RE... 428 00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:01,167 I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE THE BEST FAIRIES, ALL RIGHT? 429 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,900 SO HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO, 430 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,667 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET BY ON YOUR LOOKS, ALL RIGHT? 431 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,367 IT'S NOT, "OH, LOOK AT THE TWINS WITH BLOND HAIR." 432 00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:09,667 THAT DOESN'T CUT IT ANYMORE, ALL RIGHT? 433 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:10,800 SO LISTEN, INSTEAD OF-- 434 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,067 INSTEAD OF HOLDING YOUR ARMS OUT STRAIGHT, 435 00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,867 TRY FLAPPING THEM. 436 00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:15,933 FLAP THEM. YEAH. 437 00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:17,400 OKAY, NOT SO HARD, THOUGH. 438 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,733 NOT SO HARD, THOUGH, OKAY? 439 00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:20,767 GENTLE. GENTLE, RIGHT? 440 00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:21,800 YEAH. 441 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,867 SEE? THAT'S IT. 442 00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:27,333 THIS IS HOW YOU FLY. IT'S HOW YOU FLOAT. 443 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,500 FEEL THE AIR. THE AIR'S UNDER YOUR WINGS. 444 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,733 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. 445 00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:33,933 NOW, INSTEAD OF RUNNING, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS SKIP? 446 00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:35,900 TRY TO SKIP. GOOD. 447 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,067 TRY TO SKIP. THAT'S GOOD. 448 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,167 GOOD, BUT LIGHTLY. 449 00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:41,933 LIGHTLY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, GLIDE. 450 00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:44,767 GLIDE, GLIDE. 451 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,233 GOOD. ALL RIGHT. 452 00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:47,500 NOW LET'S TRY IT ON OUR TOES, ON OUR-- 453 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,133 OUR TIPPY TOES, THE TIPPY TOES. 454 00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:51,300 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 455 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,733 FEEL IT. YOU'RE FLYING. 456 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,033 YEAH, YOU'RE FLYING. 457 00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:55,367 LOOK, I'M FLYING. I'M FLYING. 458 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,233 I'M FLYING. I'M FLYING. 459 00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:59,433 I'M FLYING. I'M-- 460 00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:11,100 - HOLY CRAP. 461 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,733 MARIE, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! 462 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:35,900 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, NO PRESSURE, OKAY? 463 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,000 DON'T BE NERVOUS. 464 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,300 MICHAEL, WHERE'S YOUR WAND? 465 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,633 MICHAEL, WHAT'D YOU DO WITH YOUR WAND? 466 00:20:39,633 --> 00:20:40,933 - YOU HAVE IT, DADDY. 467 00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:44,400 - OH, OH, RIGHT, RIGHT. OKAY, HERE. 468 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,733 - RAWR! 469 00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:51,700 - HEY, DO YOU MIND? WE'RE ON IN A MINUTE HERE. 470 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,467 - MR. BARONE, UH, WOULDN'T YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE 471 00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:56,633 SITTING OUT IN THE AUDIENCE WITH THE REST OF THE PARENTS? 472 00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,633 - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOOD--I'M GOOD RIGHT HERE. 473 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,767 - OKAY. WELL, LET'S GO, EVERYBODY. 474 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:01,967 OKAY, GOOD LUCK, BOYS. 475 00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:03,233 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS. THIS IS IT. 476 00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:05,700 YOU'RE ON, OKAY? COME ON, PLACES NOW. 477 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,800 HEY, NOW, DON'T FORGET THE TWIRLY FINISH. 478 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,800 - CURTAIN UP. 479 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,800 [applause] 480 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,900 ONCE UPON A TIME, 481 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:16,300 THERE WAS A PRINCE WHO WAS LOST IN THE FOREST. 482 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,500 JUST AS THE PRINCE HAD GIVEN UP HOPE 483 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,800 AND THOUGHT HE WAS LOST IN THE FOREST FOREVER, 484 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,000 HE HEARD A RUSTLING IN THE TREES. 485 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,733 IT WAS THE MAGICAL FAIRIES. 486 00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:32,667 [Geoffrey and Michael screaming] 487 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,267 - OH!