1 00:00:02,833 --> 00:00:03,900 - OKAY, WE'RE READY. 2 00:00:03,900 --> 00:00:05,800 COME OUT, MONSTER. 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,567 - [growls] 4 00:00:07,567 --> 00:00:10,033 MONSTER HUNGRY! 5 00:00:10,033 --> 00:00:11,900 - [shrieking] 6 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:13,600 - [blows raspberry] 7 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,667 [growls] 8 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:16,233 - HEY, HEY, SATURDAY MORNING. 9 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,433 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE QUIET, HUH? 10 00:00:17,433 --> 00:00:19,767 - UH-OH, MUCH UGLIER MONSTER. 11 00:00:19,767 --> 00:00:21,033 MM. 12 00:00:21,033 --> 00:00:22,700 [screaming] 13 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:24,233 - OKAY, WATCH THE CLUBS. 14 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:26,700 - BUT YOU'RE AN UGLY MONSTER. 15 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,533 - OKAY, NEVERTHELESS. 16 00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:30,500 AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE NOT HELPING ANY. 17 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,800 - THAT NOT SOUND LIKE MONSTER TALK. 18 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,400 - OKAY. COME ON. 19 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,267 - OKAY, IT'S LAST CALL FOR BREAKFAST. 20 00:00:36,267 --> 00:00:38,767 - ME ALREADY HAD BREAKFAST. 21 00:00:38,767 --> 00:00:41,300 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, NO MONSTER IN THE KITCHEN. 22 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:42,933 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, TAKE FIVE. 23 00:00:42,933 --> 00:00:46,100 REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE. 24 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:49,967 OH, CEREAL. 25 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,500 - OKAY, I'M JUST GOING TO GO HIT A BUCKET OF BALLS. 26 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,000 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. - HEY, HEY, HEY. 27 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,633 BEFORE YOU KICK UP YOUR HEELS AND SKIP TO THE CAR, 28 00:00:55,633 --> 00:00:59,767 JUST AT LEAST POUR THE KIDS SOME JUICE, OKAY? 29 00:00:59,767 --> 00:01:01,700 - ALL RIGHT. 30 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:07,233 OH, WE'RE OUT OF ORANGE JUICE. 31 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,533 - WHY IS THAT IN THERE? 32 00:01:09,533 --> 00:01:13,667 - I PUT IT BACK IN TO REMIND YOU THAT WE'RE OUT OF ORANGE JUICE. 33 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:18,733 - I'LL GET ORANGE JUICE. - NO, THAT'S OKAY, ROBERT. 34 00:01:18,733 --> 00:01:20,833 - NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 35 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:21,867 MOM'S FULLY STOCKED. 36 00:01:21,867 --> 00:01:23,133 - CAN I GO WITH YOU? 37 00:01:23,133 --> 00:01:24,400 - I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND, SWEETIE. 38 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,533 NOW EAT YOUR BREAKFAST, OKAY? 39 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:31,967 - HE'S GREAT, ISN'T HE? 40 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:35,300 - YEAH, YEAH, HE'S GREAT. HE'S MY HERO. 41 00:01:37,467 --> 00:01:40,067 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 42 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,267 - YOU WON'T SEE THE KIDS LATER. 43 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:45,633 - NO? YOU FOUND A BUYER? 44 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:48,800 - ROBERT IS TAKING THEM TO THE ZOO. 45 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,133 - OH, YEAH? 46 00:01:50,133 --> 00:01:53,267 OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT. HE'S GREAT. 47 00:01:53,267 --> 00:01:54,533 - YEAH. - THAT'S GREAT. 48 00:01:54,533 --> 00:01:57,667 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 49 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:16,433 - WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON? 50 00:02:16,433 --> 00:02:18,300 - YOU SEE THE KIDS? LOOK. 51 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,900 - WHAT? THEY'RE EATING. 52 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,433 - LOOK. 53 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:25,067 - OH, YEAH, IT'S CUTE WHEN THEY DO THAT, HUH? 54 00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:26,167 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN THEY DO THAT? 55 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:27,233 THEY DO THIS? 56 00:02:27,233 --> 00:02:28,700 - YOU KNOW, ONCE IN A WHILE. 57 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,900 - WELL, WHY ARE THEY DOING ROBERT'S THING? 58 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,500 - I DON'T KNOW, THEY LOVE HIM. 59 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,133 - WELL, HOW COME I NEVER SEE THEM IMITATING 60 00:02:35,133 --> 00:02:37,500 ANY OF MY THINGS, WHICH ARE-- 61 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:41,367 THEY'RE QUIRKY WITHOUT BEING RIDICULOUS. 62 00:02:41,367 --> 00:02:42,833 - LIKE WHAT? - YOU KNOW, 63 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:47,167 LIKE THE FACE I MAKE WHEN I COMB MY HAIR. 64 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:53,733 - AND IT BOTHERS YOU 65 00:02:53,733 --> 00:02:56,533 THAT THE CHILDREN HAVEN'T TAKEN THAT UP? 66 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:58,200 - I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF THEY'RE GOING 67 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:02,100 TO IMITATE SOMEBODY, THEN THEY SHOULD AIM HIGHER. 68 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,567 - WHAT, ARE YOU THREATENED BY ROBERT? 69 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:06,967 - NO. 70 00:03:06,967 --> 00:03:08,500 HEY, KIDS. 71 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:12,800 HEY, GUYS, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE STOP EATING LIKE THIS? 72 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,900 - BUT THAT'S THE WAY UNCLE ROBERT EATS. 73 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,733 - YEAH, BUT WHAT UNCLE ROBERT DIDN'T TELL YOU 74 00:03:16,733 --> 00:03:19,167 WAS THAT'S HOW HE RUINED HIS FACE. 75 00:03:19,167 --> 00:03:22,133 - OH, WOULD YOU STOP? 76 00:03:22,133 --> 00:03:24,267 - SEE, LOOK, WATCH. 77 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:27,233 WATCH HOW DADDY EATS. 78 00:03:27,233 --> 00:03:30,433 MMM, NORMAL. 79 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,367 AND IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING AFTER, 80 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:35,333 DO THIS. 81 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:37,200 MMM. 82 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,500 GO AHEAD, TRY THAT. 83 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:41,600 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ALMOST--YEAH. 84 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,400 - GOT IT. - OH, ROBERT, THANKS. 85 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,833 - YEAH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD MA 86 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:47,233 YOU WERE OUT OF ORANGE JUICE. 87 00:03:47,233 --> 00:03:48,767 SHE SAID SHE MIGHT START CHECKING THINGS 88 00:03:48,767 --> 00:03:51,700 AROUND HERE MORE OFTEN. 89 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,333 - WELL, SOMEONE SHOULD CHECK TO SEE 90 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,467 IF MY HEAD'S IN THE OVEN MORE OFTEN. 91 00:03:57,733 --> 00:03:59,600 - ALL RIGHT, KIDS, LET'S FINISH UP. 92 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:03,767 AND THEN WHO'S READY FOR THE ZOO-ZOO-ZOOBILY-ZOO? 93 00:04:03,767 --> 00:04:05,233 all: YAY! 94 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:06,867 - WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. 95 00:04:06,867 --> 00:04:10,200 INSTEAD OF THE ZOOBILY-ZOO, HOW ABOUT IF DADDY TAKES YOU 96 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,633 TO THE BETTER ZOOBERY-ZOOGERY ZOO? 97 00:04:20,967 --> 00:04:22,367 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 98 00:04:22,367 --> 00:04:23,567 - OH, NOTHING, I'M JUST THINKING 99 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:24,933 THAT I SHOULD TAKE THEM TO THE ZOO. 100 00:04:24,933 --> 00:04:26,533 - WELL, I THOUGHT YOU HAD GOLF. 101 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,833 - WELL, MY CHILDREN HAPPEN TO BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN GOLF. 102 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:32,567 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 103 00:04:32,567 --> 00:04:35,633 - RIGHT NOW I'M EATING IN A NORMAL HUMAN WAY, 104 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:37,600 AND THEN THE ZOO. 105 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,533 - RAY, MAY I SEE YOU 106 00:04:39,533 --> 00:04:42,733 IN THE OTHER ROOM FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE? 107 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:46,300 - YES, AND I'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU TOO, RAYMOND. 108 00:04:48,933 --> 00:04:50,067 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, JUST REMEMBER-- 109 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:51,333 STRAIGHT TO THE MOUTH, OKAY? 110 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:55,467 YOU CANNOT WIN IF YOU TOUCH THE CHIN. 111 00:04:57,633 --> 00:04:58,767 - HEY, TICKTOCK. 112 00:04:58,767 --> 00:05:00,967 ALL THIS IS TIME AWAY FROM MY KIDS. 113 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,367 - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, RAY? 114 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:04,067 - YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL? 115 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:06,100 - WHAT? NOTHING, NOTHING. 116 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,333 THE KIDS HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SPEND 117 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:09,100 MORE TIME WITH ME, THAT'S ALL. 118 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,867 - YOU'RE KIDDING. 119 00:05:11,867 --> 00:05:13,800 - NO, I'M NOT KIDDING. 120 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,600 - REALLY? - YEAH. 121 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,133 - OH. 122 00:05:18,133 --> 00:05:19,633 [chuckles] YOU BELIEVE THIS? 123 00:05:19,633 --> 00:05:22,533 - RAY, THE KIDS HAVE PLANS WITH ROBERT FOR TODAY. 124 00:05:22,533 --> 00:05:25,500 - YEAH, I EVEN BROUGHT SOME GOAT FOOD FOR THE PETTING ZOO. 125 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:28,600 - WHAT KIND OF GUY WALKS AROUND WITH HIS OWN GOAT FOOD? 126 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:33,467 - A GUY WHO'S PREPARED. 127 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,933 I HAPPEN TO HAVE IT LEFT OVER FROM LAST TIME. 128 00:05:34,933 --> 00:05:37,167 AND THERE'S PLENTY IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH US. 129 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,767 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WITH US"? 130 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:41,633 IF WE GO TO THE ZOO, IT'S YOU THAT GOES WITH US. 131 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,333 - IS THIS ABOUT WHO'S DRIVING? 132 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:47,500 - NO, BUT, LOOK, WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF, OKAY? 133 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,300 I, AS THE FATHER, THINK THAT IT'S IN THEIR BEST INTEREST 134 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:53,067 TO GO TO THE STINKING ZOO WITH ME TODAY, OKAY? 135 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:54,667 YOU CAN HAVE THE DAY OFF. 136 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:56,267 - OH, IT'S IN THEIR BEST INTEREST, HUH? 137 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:57,667 WELL, MAYBE IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST 138 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:59,633 NOT TO HAVE ME THERE. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 139 00:05:59,633 --> 00:06:01,133 - WELL, I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW FOR A FACT 140 00:06:01,133 --> 00:06:02,700 THAT THEY REALLY ENJOY MY COMPANY. 141 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:07,067 I AM, AFTER ALL, A WHOLE LOT OF FUN. 142 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,067 - THEY DO ENJOY YOU, ROBERT. 143 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:10,600 - THANK YOU. 144 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,533 - WHAT, DO YOU THINK THEY ENJOY HIM MORE THAN THEY DO ME? 145 00:06:13,533 --> 00:06:17,400 - NOT JUST THEM. 146 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,200 - WHAT, SO YOU'RE SAYING MY KIDS PREFER YOU TO ME? 147 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,367 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 148 00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:22,800 - WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU SAID IT, 149 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,333 BUT IF YOU'RE WAITING FOR ME TO DISAGREE, 150 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:26,700 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A SEAT. 151 00:06:28,867 --> 00:06:31,167 - OH, YEAH, WELL, HEY, WHY DON'T WE JUST ASK THEM? 152 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:32,967 - GO AHEAD. - 'CAUSE I'LL ASK THEM. 153 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:35,233 YOU DON'T THINK I'LL ASK THEM? I'LL ASK THEM RIGHT NOW. 154 00:06:35,233 --> 00:06:39,100 - ASK AWAY. 155 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:43,167 - YOU DON'T DO THAT TO CHILDREN. 156 00:06:43,167 --> 00:06:44,500 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 157 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,400 YOU'RE ALL ABOUT THE CHILDREN, YEAH. 158 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,067 [singing] I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN 159 00:06:48,067 --> 00:06:50,500 ARE OUR FUTURE-- - OH, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! 160 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:53,100 - ALL RIGHT, QUIT. COME ON. THIS IS STUPID. 161 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:56,967 THIS IS STUPID. RAY-- 162 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:58,300 YOU JUST GO GOLFING, 163 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,167 AND YOU CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THEM TOMORROW. 164 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:01,533 - NO, I WANT TO GO TO THE ZOO. 165 00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:04,600 - NO, YOU DON'T. JUST GO PLAY GOLF. 166 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:08,600 - NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO GOLFING IF I DON'T WANT TO! 167 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,600 - [laughs] YOU ARE SO DESPERATE. 168 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,267 - OH, YEAH, I'M DESPERATE. 169 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:14,533 THAT'S FUNNY COMING FROM YOU: A GUY WHO HAS 170 00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:15,933 NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN GO TO A ZOO 171 00:07:15,933 --> 00:07:17,167 ALL SATURDAY WITH SOME CHILDREN. 172 00:07:17,167 --> 00:07:18,700 - OKAY, OKAY, SEE WHAT YOU JUST SAID? 173 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:21,200 SPENDING THE DAY WITH YOUR CHILDREN IS BORING TO YOU. 174 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,933 - NO, TALKING TO YOU IS BORING TO ME. 175 00:07:22,933 --> 00:07:24,200 - ALL RIGHT, RAY. 176 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,133 - IT'S ALL RIGHT, DEBRA. LET IT GO. 177 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:28,833 IT ALL COMES FROM FEAR. 178 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,467 - WHAT-- FEAR OF WHAT? 179 00:07:30,467 --> 00:07:34,133 - FEAR THAT I MIGHT HAVE MORE TO OFFER YOUR CHILDREN THAN YOU. 180 00:07:34,133 --> 00:07:36,300 - OH, RIGHT. 181 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,300 YEAH, YOU'RE OPENING UP WHOLE NEW WORLDS TO THEM. 182 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,933 THE WORLD OF FEET THAT SMELL SO BAD, 183 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:45,400 YOUR NOSE HAD TO GROW AS FAR AWAY FROM THEM AS POSSIBLE. 184 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,767 - I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION. 185 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:59,333 WHO DO WE HAVE A PHOTO OF AT HIS CHILDREN'S CHRISTMAS PAGEANT 186 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:01,167 WEARING HEADPHONES, HMM? - [laughs] 187 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:03,067 - I THINK THAT'S THE SAME PERSON WHO TRIED 188 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:06,233 TO GET THE POSTMAN TO BABY-SIT ONE DAY. 189 00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:07,767 - WHAT ARE YOU-- ARE YOU ON HIS SIDE NOW? 190 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:09,833 - [laughs] YES. 191 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:11,333 - HE STARTED IT! 192 00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:13,667 - WHAT? HE JUST WANTED TO TAKE THE KIDS TO THE ZOO. 193 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:19,333 - YEAH, WELL, MAYBE HE SHOULD GET HIS OWN LIFE. 194 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,167 - NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, ROBERT. 195 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,400 RAY, APOLOGIZE. 196 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,600 - THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, DEBRA. 197 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,833 AS IT HAPPENS, I DO HAVE MY OWN LIFE, 198 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:31,833 A VERY FULL ONE. 199 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:34,533 SO FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN, 200 00:08:34,533 --> 00:08:36,067 I'LL JUST SLIP OUT THE FRONT DOOR 201 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:37,900 AND GO ENJOY IT. 202 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:41,067 I WILL ALSO BORROW YOUR "TV GUIDE." 203 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:53,133 - STARE ALL YOU WANT. 204 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,933 YOU--YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE STARING AT? 205 00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:57,167 THE PERSON THAT'S RIGHT. 206 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:59,567 YEAH, SO GO AHEAD. JUST KEEP ON STARING. 207 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,767 WHAT? 208 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,867 - NOTHING. 209 00:09:08,867 --> 00:09:11,633 BOY, YOU'RE REALLY ON A ROLL TODAY, HUH? 210 00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:13,133 WHY DON'T YOU CALL UP YOUR FATHER 211 00:09:13,133 --> 00:09:16,700 AND TELL HIM HE'S MEAN AND OLD AND FAT? 212 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:20,100 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL MY FATHER. 213 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,100 - LISTEN, I DON'T CARE HOW INSECURE 214 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,600 YOU FEEL ABOUT WHAT KIND OF FATHER YOU ARE. 215 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,733 WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO ROBERT WAS WAY OVER THE LINE. 216 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,167 - WHAT--LOOK, HE SHOULD GET HIS OWN LIFE. 217 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:30,667 WHO IS HE TO COME IN HERE 218 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:33,800 AND TELL ME THAT I'M BORED WITH MY OWN KIDS? 219 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,833 COME ON, KIDS, WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO. 220 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,300 - WHERE'S UNCLE ROBERT? 221 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:40,100 - UM, UNCLE ROBERT HAD TO GO DO SOME POLICE STUFF 222 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:42,367 'CAUSE THERE WAS A KITTEN THAT GOT STUCK IN A TREE, 223 00:09:42,367 --> 00:09:47,067 AND THEY NEED TO CLIMB UP HIM TO GET IT. 224 00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:48,900 - CAN WE GO SEE UNCLE ROBERT AND THE KITTEN? 225 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:50,767 - NO, NO, NO, NO, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? 226 00:09:50,767 --> 00:09:53,067 'CAUSE, ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT A KITTEN; IT'S A SNAKE. 227 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,433 - RAY. - YEAH. 228 00:09:54,433 --> 00:09:55,767 COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GET DRESSED. 229 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:56,967 LET'S GET DRESSED FOR THE ZOO, GUYS. 230 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:58,200 COME ON, COME ON. 231 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,667 WE'RE GOING TO GO TO THE ZOO, 232 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:04,000 AND DADDY IS GOING TO MAKE HIS FAMOUS ZOO SNACKS. 233 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:33,667 - SO THAT'S YOUR FAMOUS ZOO SNACK? 234 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:37,500 - ANIMAL CRACKERS. PUT IT TOGETHER. 235 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,700 - WHO TOLD ROBERT TO GET A LIFE? 236 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,200 - RAY? 237 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,033 - WHAT? IT COULD'VE BEEN YOU. 238 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:54,333 - OH, RAYMOND, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 239 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,533 - OKAY, LOOK, FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE ONLY 240 00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:57,233 HEARING ONE SIDE OF THE STORY, OKAY? 241 00:10:57,233 --> 00:10:58,633 AND--AND YOU'RE TAKING IT WAY OUT OF CONTEXT 242 00:10:58,633 --> 00:11:01,067 AND THEN BLOWING IT WAY OUT OF PROPORTION. 243 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,233 BECAUSE I WILL SAY THIS-- 244 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:06,367 THE THINGS HE SAID TO ME WERE OUTRAGEOUS. 245 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,133 - LIKE WHAT? 246 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,500 - LIKE I AM NOT A GOOD FATHER. 247 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,967 - OH. - THAT'S RIGHT. 248 00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:16,600 HE SAID THAT IN MY OWN HOUSE IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN. 249 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,533 - OH, HE DID NOT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS. 250 00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:20,600 - WELL, THEY WERE IN THE NEXT ROOM, 251 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,500 AND--AND ROBERT HAS THAT BIG, BOOMING VOICE, 252 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:27,167 WHICH TO CHILDREN SOUNDS LIKE GOD, OKAY? 253 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,533 ALL RIGHT? SO JUST, 254 00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:30,600 BEFORE YOU COME IN HERE AND START ACCUSING ME, 255 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,567 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR 256 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:36,967 WITH ROBERT STANDING NEXT TO YOU. 257 00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:38,333 - YOU GO TO YOUR BROTHER AND APOLOGIZE. 258 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,700 - YEAH, I AGREE WITH YOU, MARIE. 259 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:44,333 - I'LL FIGHT YOU BOTH. 260 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,400 - SHE'S RIGHT, RAY. 261 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,867 - YOU SEE, RAYMOND, YOU DON'T KNOW 262 00:11:47,867 --> 00:11:49,267 HOW HURTFUL WORDS COULD BE. 263 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,600 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 264 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,967 HOW YOU COME ACROSS TO PEOPLE SOMETIMES. 265 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:57,767 - AND YOU DO? 266 00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,567 - YES, YES. 267 00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:03,133 I'M VERY ATTUNED TO PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. 268 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:06,100 I-I WOULD NEVER THINK OF SAYING 269 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,333 HURTFUL OR CRITICAL THINGS TO ANYBODY. 270 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,467 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DEBRA? 271 00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:21,233 - I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT ROBERT. 272 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,933 - I MEAN, ROBERT HAS PROBLEMS. 273 00:12:22,933 --> 00:12:24,500 HE HAS MANY PROBLEMS, 274 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:27,467 BUT--BUT HE IS A DEVOTED BROTHER. 275 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:30,200 - DEVOTED TO BOTHERING ME. 276 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,233 - HE LOVES YOU, RAYMOND, AND YOUR FAMILY. 277 00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:33,767 HOW COULD YOU TELL HIM TO GET A LIFE 278 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:35,333 WHEN HE'S TRYING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR CHILDREN? 279 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:36,933 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. 280 00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:40,967 - BECAUSE WHAT I SEE IS THAT YOU ARE AT WORK, AT BALL GAMES, 281 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,400 YOU LIKE TO PLAY THE GOLF-- 282 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,867 - WHERE DO YOU THINK HE WAS GOING THIS MORNING? 283 00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:45,533 - OKAY, BUT NOW I'M NOT. 284 00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:47,300 - YEAH, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 285 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,167 IF IT WASN'T FOR ROBERT DOING THINGS WITH THE CHILDREN 286 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,567 ONCE IN A WHILE, THEY'D BE SITTING 287 00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:52,333 IN FRONT OF THE TELEVISION SET ALL DAY. 288 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,667 - BUT, LOOK, I'M TAKING THEM TO THE ZOO, OKAY? 289 00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,100 I'VE GOT THE SNACKS. 290 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,067 KIDS, ZOO! 291 00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:02,800 - MARIE, WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY "TELEVISION ALL DAY"? 292 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,067 - MARIE, WHAT THE HELL? 293 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,533 ONE SECOND, YOU WERE MAKING ME PANCAKES, 294 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:08,533 THE NEXT SECOND YOU'RE GONE, 295 00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:11,667 WHICH WOULD BE GREAT IF THERE WERE PANCAKES. 296 00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,467 - DIDN'T YOU HEAR MY DISCUSSION WITH ROBERT? 297 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,067 HE'S HAVING A CRISIS. 298 00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:25,800 - SO IS MY STOMACH. 299 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,400 - HEY, MARIE, WHEN YOU SAID "TELEVISION ALL DAY," 300 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,100 YOU DON'T MEAN ALL DAY, DO YOU? 301 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,700 - OH, NO, NO. 302 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:35,200 I MEAN, THE KIDS ALSO HAVE SCHOOL AND SLEEP. 303 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,300 - BUT I'M WITH THE KIDS MOST OF THE DAY, 304 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,333 AND I DON'T SIT THEM IN FRONT OF THE TELEVISION. 305 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,100 - I'M ONLY REPORTING WHAT I SEE. 306 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:45,800 - BUT THAT IS SO NOT-- 307 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,067 YOU DON'T EVEN-- 308 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:50,933 - HOO-HOO! 309 00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:52,233 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, RAY? 310 00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:54,767 - I'M JUST SAYING, HOO-HOO! 311 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,267 - YOU LISTEN TO ME. 312 00:13:58,267 --> 00:13:59,800 I DO NOT SIT THOSE KIDS IN FRONT 313 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,500 OF THE TELEVISION ALL DAY. 314 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,400 ONCE IN A WHILE, BECAUSE IT'S VERY DEMANDING 315 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:07,267 TO BE A SINGLE PARENT, I MIGHT JUST, 316 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:09,267 TO GET MYSELF FIVE MINUTES, 317 00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:13,367 PUT ON AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO SOMETIMES. 318 00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:15,433 - IT SEEMS LIKE THOSE EDUCATIONAL VIDEOS 319 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:19,600 HAVE A LOT OF ANVILS DROPPING ON PEOPLE'S HEADS. 320 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,233 - OKAY, WE'RE READY FOR THE ZOO. 321 00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:23,800 - NOT YET, KIDS. JUST GO UP AND WATCH-- 322 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,867 JUST READ A BOOK. 323 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,433 I JUST THINK THERE'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH CRITICIZING 324 00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:30,400 OF OUR PARENTING GOING ON HERE TODAY. 325 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:34,233 - WHAT HAPPENED TO, "I AGREE WITH YOU, MARIE"? 326 00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:36,700 - SO ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH MY PANCAKES OR WHAT? 327 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:39,333 I'M STARVING. 328 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,733 - THE BATTER IS RIGHT THERE, FRANK. 329 00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:43,067 YOU CAN'T POUR BATTER ONTO A GRIDDLE? 330 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,567 - YOU BETTER HOPE I CAN'T. 331 00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:49,067 OTHERWISE, YOU'RE ON A BUS TO THE HOME. 332 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:58,067 - I WAS JUST THINKING, INSTEAD OF ALL THAT TELEVISION, 333 00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:01,200 MAYBE YOU CAN DO AN ART PROJECT WITH YOUR CHILDREN, YOU KNOW? 334 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,067 YOU CAN MAKE A CATERPILLAR OUT OF AN EGG CARTON. 335 00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:07,167 - HEY, THIS STUFF IS PRETTY GOOD. 336 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,200 - YEAH, UH, 337 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,333 DAD, THOSE ARE GOAT PELLETS. 338 00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:20,100 - NOW, WHEN YOU SAY GOAT PELLETS-- 339 00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:28,467 - IT'S FOOD FOR GOATS, FRANK. 340 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,600 - OKAY, THEN. 341 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,367 - WHY DON'T I GET YOU AN EGG CARTON 342 00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:40,767 AND WALK YOU THROUGH YOUR FIRST CATERPILLAR 343 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:42,067 WITH THE CHILDREN? 344 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,733 DO YOU HAVE ANY EGGS? 345 00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:46,667 'CAUSE I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU RAN OUT OF ORANGE JUICE EARLIER. 346 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,700 - [sighs] 347 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:52,800 ACTUALLY, THE KIDS ARE GOING TO THE ZOO TODAY WITH-- 348 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,333 UH, ME-- WITH ME. 349 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,600 I'M--I'M TAKING THE KIDS TO THE ZOO TODAY. 350 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,633 KIDS, ZOO! - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 351 00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:00,733 I SAID I'M TAKING THEM, OKAY? AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 352 00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:02,667 KIDS, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN, COME DOWN HERE! 353 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,400 - I-I'M TAKING THE KIDS TO THE ZOO. 354 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,100 YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR BROTHER, RIGHT, MARIE? 355 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,600 - ROBERT IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 356 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,467 RAYMOND CAN TALK TO HIM LATER. 357 00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:11,067 GO ENJOY YOUR CHILDREN, RAYMOND. 358 00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,700 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU, MOM. COME ON. 359 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:16,067 - AND WE CAN MAKE A CATERPILLAR. 360 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:19,067 - GOING TO THE ZOO. ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 361 00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:21,300 DAD, I'M GOING TO NEED THOSE PELLETS, ALL RIGHT? 362 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:25,633 - HEY, WHILE YOU'RE THERE, SEE WHAT THE SHEEP EAT. 363 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,067 HERE. GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD. 364 00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:35,733 - [laughs] 365 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,333 THE BUBBLES TICKLE. 366 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:39,667 HEY, HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 367 00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:43,800 THIS JET IS STRONGER. - MM-HMM. 368 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,167 - ROBERT? 369 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:48,600 - HEY, LITTLE BRO, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 370 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,833 - HEY, YEAH, I WAS JUST GOING TO COME BY TO TALK TO YOU, 371 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,700 BUT MAYBE IT'S A BAD TIME. 372 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,800 - NO, NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY. WE'RE JUST HANGING. 373 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,067 - YEAH? UH-- 374 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,700 - OH, OH, OH, I'M--I'M SORRY. 375 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,467 RAYMOND, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET MY NEIGHBORS. 376 00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:04,167 THIS IS COLLEEN AND LISA. 377 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:05,700 THIS IS MY BROTHER RAYMOND. both: HI. 378 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:09,300 - HI, HI, YEAH, I'M HIS BROTHER RAYMOND. 379 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,467 - SO WHAT'S UP? 380 00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:13,200 - NOTHING, NOTHING, I JUST-- 381 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,400 I WENT TO THE ZOO TODAY WITH THE KIDS, YOU KNOW? 382 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,067 - AWW! - THAT'S CUTE. 383 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:20,300 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 384 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,467 ANYWAY, YOU KNOW, I WENT TO THE ZOO. 385 00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:28,133 UH, AND ANYWAY, AT THE ZOO, 386 00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,867 I-I SAW THESE TWO MONKEYS 387 00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,900 THAT WERE PICKING STUFF OFF EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW? 388 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,400 AND I-I STARTED TO THINK 389 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,767 ABOUT ME AND YOU, YOU KNOW? 390 00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:39,700 'CAUSE THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY COULD BE BROTHERS, 391 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:43,067 AND I STARTED TO FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT I SAID, YOU KNOW? 392 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:46,800 SO ALL I'M SAYING-- LOOK, ABOUT BEFORE, YOU KNOW-- 393 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,300 - HEY, HEY, LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, RAYMOND. 394 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,633 YOU KNOW, AFTER OUR LITTLE DISCUSSION, 395 00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:53,367 I WAS ACTUALLY FEELING KIND OF DOWN TOO. 396 00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:55,067 AND THEN I RAN INTO COLLEEN AND LISA 397 00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:56,367 AND REALIZED THAT "GET YOUR OWN LIFE" 398 00:17:56,367 --> 00:18:00,400 WASN'T SUCH BAD ADVICE. 399 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,633 - GLAD I COULD HELP. - HOW WAS THE ZOO? 400 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:04,100 - YEAH, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME? 401 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,967 - YEAH, WELL, IT TURNS OUT THE TWINS 402 00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:08,567 AREN'T REALLY INTERESTED IN ANIMALS, YOU KNOW? 403 00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,367 BUT THEY DID FIND A BOTTLE CAP 404 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,533 THAT THEY THOUGHT WAS HILARIOUS. 405 00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:15,667 YEAH, AND ALL ALLY WANTED TO DO WAS SEE BABY EMU, 406 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,633 BUT IT NEVER CAME OUT OF ITS THING. 407 00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:19,400 WE SAW SOMETHING MOVING AROUND BACK THERE, 408 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:23,333 BUT I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT WAS JUST SOME DUDE. 409 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,333 - OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. I'M SORRY. 410 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,367 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US? 411 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:30,333 - NO, NO, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SUIT. 412 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,967 - WELL, WEAR MINE. IT'S OVER THERE. 413 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:35,767 [laughter] 414 00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:38,067 SEE WHAT I DID THERE? 415 00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,700 - ROBERT, YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 416 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:43,200 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT, SO I'LL SEE YOU, OKAY? 417 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,333 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU. 418 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,867 - WELL, WAIT. WHAT--WHAT, RAYMOND? 419 00:18:48,867 --> 00:18:50,600 IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE? 420 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,333 - NO, NOTHING, IT'S NOTHING. 421 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,867 I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING, BUT NO. 422 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,100 I MEAN, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE, SO-- 423 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,900 - DO YOU WANT US TO GO? - NO, NO. 424 00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:00,600 WE'RE FINE HERE. 425 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,267 IT'S ALL RIGHT, RAYMOND. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 426 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,133 - NOTHING. YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST-- 427 00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:06,200 IT'S ABOUT THE KIDS. 428 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,300 - OH, WHAT DID THEY DO? 429 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:10,200 - WHAT IS IT, RAYMOND? 430 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,167 - WELL... 431 00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:16,267 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID TO ME BEFORE 432 00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:20,167 ABOUT HOW I FIND BEING WITH MY KIDS 433 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:24,300 SOMETIMES TO BE KIND OF BORING? 434 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,933 - ROBERT, THAT'S A MEAN THING TO SAY. 435 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,433 - I THINK IT'S TRUE. 436 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,067 - OH, MY GOD. - WHAT? 437 00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,333 - I KNOW, I KNOW. 438 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,167 I'M A BAD GUY, RIGHT? 439 00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,267 I-I MEAN, I LOVE MY KIDS. 440 00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:37,167 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM WHEN I COME HOME, 441 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:41,067 BUT AFTER FIVE MINUTES, I DON'T KNOW, 442 00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,867 I'VE KIND OF HAD ENOUGH, YOU KNOW? 443 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:47,200 I WANT TO WATCH SPORTS OR EVEN TALK TO DEBRA. 444 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:50,733 - DEBRA IS HIS WIFE. 445 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:52,733 - HMM, LUCKY HER. 446 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,267 - AND THEY DID WANT TO GO TO THE ZOO WITH YOU TODAY. 447 00:19:55,267 --> 00:19:56,667 I SHOULD'VE LET THEM GO 448 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,367 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 449 00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:02,167 - RAYMOND, RAYMOND, RAYMOND. 450 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,100 I UNDERSTAND YOU BEING BORED BY THE KIDS. 451 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,233 THEY'RE KIDS. 452 00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:08,800 AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 453 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,133 I MYSELF DON'T FIND PLAYING MONSTER FOR FOUR HOURS 454 00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:13,767 ALL THAT STIMULATING EITHER, 455 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,500 BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT ME. 456 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:19,033 I DO IT BECAUSE THEY LIKE IT. 457 00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:21,200 - YEAH. 458 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,800 - BUT I GET TO DO SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T. 459 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,467 I GET TO LEAVE. 460 00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:30,267 SO IT REALLY WASN'T FAIR OF ME TO COMPARE MYSELF TO YOU, 461 00:20:30,267 --> 00:20:32,067 WHO HAS A FULL-TIME JOB 462 00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:34,800 AND WHO IS A FULL-TIME DAD, 463 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,733 AND A DAMN GOOD ONE. 464 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,367 - OH, THANK YOU, ROBERT. 465 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:45,133 - YOU'RE WELCOME, RAYMOND. 466 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:49,333 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO. 467 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,133 I'LL TELL THE KIDS THAT YOU SAID HI. 468 00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:53,033 - GREAT. - OKAY, BYE. 469 00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:55,633 - BYE. WOW, ROBERT. 470 00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:58,767 NO WONDER YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD DOCTOR. 471 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,733 - YOU SAID, "GET A LIFE." 472 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,933 - OKAY, WE'RE READY. COME OUT, MONSTER. 473 00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:18,767 - [growling] 474 00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:20,233 - AAH, GET HIM! 475 00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:22,500 - AAH. HOW MUCH LONGER? 476 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,067 [all screaming] 477 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:27,067 HOW MUCH LONGER? 478 00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:28,967 - CHASE US TO THE CASTLE! 479 00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:31,167 [all screaming] 480 00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:33,200 - HEY. CAN'T-- 481 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,567 CAN'T THIS BE THE CASTLE RIGHT HERE? 482 00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:38,900 [growling] 483 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:41,700 - HURRY, HURRY, HURRY! HE'S GOING TO GET US! 484 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,967 - HEY, WHO WANTS TO GO SWIMMING AT UNCLE ROBERT'S? 485 00:21:44,967 --> 00:21:47,300 [growls weakly]