1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,567 - OH, HONEY, YOU LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. 2 00:00:05,567 --> 00:00:07,300 OKAY. 3 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:08,567 SO YOU GO WAIT OUT IN THE CAR, 4 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:10,233 AND DADDY WILL BE RIGHT OUT, ALL RIGHT? 5 00:00:10,233 --> 00:00:12,433 - BYE, MOMMY. - BYE, SWEETIE. 6 00:00:12,433 --> 00:00:14,100 AWW. 7 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,900 [chuckles] 8 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:18,633 RAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 9 00:00:18,633 --> 00:00:20,733 - WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE HER TO THIS THING? 10 00:00:20,733 --> 00:00:26,300 - [sighs] BECAUSE IT'S A FATHER-DAUGHTER DANCE. 11 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,567 - THINK THEY HAVE A FATHER-DAUGHTER POKER NIGHT 12 00:00:28,567 --> 00:00:30,433 AT THE RACETRACK. 13 00:00:30,433 --> 00:00:32,000 - AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LOVE? 14 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,300 ASK ONE OF THE OTHER FATHERS 15 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,800 TO FILM YOU TWO DANCING. 16 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,800 - [groans] - FAST AND SLOW. 17 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:37,967 - [groans] - OKAY? 18 00:00:37,967 --> 00:00:39,967 AND STAY THE FULL TWO HOURS. 19 00:00:39,967 --> 00:00:42,133 - [groans] - HAVE A GOOD TIME. 20 00:00:42,133 --> 00:00:45,267 - THERE BETTER BE BOOZE AT THIS THING. 21 00:00:49,867 --> 00:00:52,000 - WATCH ME, DADDY. 22 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:56,867 - HEY, THAT'S GOOD. WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT? 23 00:00:56,867 --> 00:00:59,300 - I DON'T KNOW. 24 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:01,733 - WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, 21, 22 NOW? 25 00:01:01,733 --> 00:01:03,967 - I'M NINE. 26 00:01:03,967 --> 00:01:06,533 - OH, RIGHT, NINE. 27 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:08,467 YEAH. 28 00:01:35,633 --> 00:01:37,567 [chuckles] 29 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:45,000 - HELLO, RAYMOND. 30 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,133 WANT TO MAKE A BABY? 31 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,200 - AHH. 32 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,100 - OH. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. 33 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:14,600 - UH-HUH. 34 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,333 DEB, DEB, JUST W-WAIT A MINUTE. 35 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:17,767 WAIT A MINUTE. - WHAT? 36 00:02:17,767 --> 00:02:21,367 - WELL, WE'VE BEEN HAVING SEX EVERY DAY 37 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:24,667 FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS. 38 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:28,000 I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT. 39 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,533 - OKAY. 40 00:02:37,767 --> 00:02:40,300 - WHAT--UGH. 41 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,700 BOY, YOU REALLY WANT A KID, HUH? 42 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:44,300 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DON'T YOU? 43 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:46,267 - YEAH, I GUE-- - HUH? 44 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,100 - I DON'T KNOW. 45 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,667 - WELL, WHAT? 46 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:52,600 I MEAN, WASN'T THIS THE PLAN? 47 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,267 WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR THREE MONTHS. 48 00:02:54,267 --> 00:02:55,667 AREN'T YOU THE ONE THAT SAID YOU WANTED 49 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:58,667 A LITTLE RAY OR RAYMONA? 50 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:05,067 - YEAH. 51 00:03:05,067 --> 00:03:08,300 YEAH, I-I DON'T KNOW. 52 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:11,000 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 53 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE KIDS? 54 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,333 - DOES IT HAVE TO BE RIGHT THIS SECOND? 55 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:19,067 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS NOW. 56 00:03:19,067 --> 00:03:20,867 YOU JUST DON'T WANT RESPONSIBILITY. 57 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,633 THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. YOU'RE A BABY. 58 00:03:23,633 --> 00:03:25,300 - YES, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY 59 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:28,267 ABOUT BABIES HAVING BABIES; IT'S A CRISIS. 60 00:03:29,933 --> 00:03:31,200 - MY GOD. 61 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,100 THIS IS ALL I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT FOR-- 62 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:34,833 FOR--FOR A YEAR. 63 00:03:34,833 --> 00:03:36,567 - WELL, I MEAN, MAYBE YOU SHOULD 64 00:03:36,567 --> 00:03:38,567 DEVELOP SOME OTHER INTERESTS. 65 00:03:38,567 --> 00:03:40,933 LOOK, WAIT, STOP, LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS-- 66 00:03:40,933 --> 00:03:43,233 IS YOU SHOULDN'T GET SO NUTTY ABOUT BEING PREGNANT. 67 00:03:43,233 --> 00:03:44,667 - WELL, WHY THE HELL NOT? 68 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:46,333 - WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THE LANGUAGE, 69 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:48,333 NOT REALLY FOR CHILDREN. 70 00:03:48,333 --> 00:03:50,433 LET'S JUST LET IT HAPPEN, OKAY? 71 00:03:50,433 --> 00:03:51,633 IF IT HAPPENS, THEN IT HAPPENS. 72 00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:53,267 - NO, NO, YOU HAVE TO KEEP AT IT. 73 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,367 THERE'S ONLY SO MANY DAYS PER MONTH. 74 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:56,733 - I'M JUST SAYING THAT WE SHOULDN'T 75 00:03:56,733 --> 00:03:58,600 GET OUR HOPES UP, OKAY? 76 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,933 IN CASE-- 77 00:04:00,933 --> 00:04:04,133 YOU KNOW. 78 00:04:04,133 --> 00:04:07,267 WHATEVER. 79 00:04:10,933 --> 00:04:13,400 - RAY, YOU DO KNOW 80 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,633 THAT THREE MONTHS OF TRYING ISN'T THAT LONG, RIGHT? 81 00:04:16,633 --> 00:04:18,033 - HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME. I DON'T EVEN WANT 82 00:04:18,033 --> 00:04:20,333 TO TALK ABOUT IT. - OH, SWEETIE. 83 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:24,433 IT'S NORMAL, REALLY. 84 00:04:24,433 --> 00:04:28,100 - I DON'T KNOW. I GOT THIS FEELING. 85 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:30,733 - YEAH? A FEELING? 86 00:04:30,733 --> 00:04:32,367 - THREE MONTHS, 87 00:04:32,367 --> 00:04:35,400 WE SHOULD HAVE HAD A KID ALREADY. 88 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:39,167 - NO, LISTEN, RAY, I'M TELLING YOU. 89 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:40,867 - LOOK, MY FATHER SAID SOME STUFF, OKAY? 90 00:04:40,867 --> 00:04:44,033 US BARONES, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY "VIREAL." 91 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,533 I MEAN, I-I SHOULD HAVE-- 92 00:04:46,533 --> 00:04:49,767 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO IMPREGNATE YOU BY NOW. 93 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,000 - YOUR DAD SAID THAT? 94 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,133 - HE SAID KNOCK YOU UP, BUT YEAH. 95 00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,900 - RAY, LOOK, HONEY, 96 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:04,600 MY GYNECOLOGIST SAID THAT IT MIGHT TAKE SEVERAL MONTHS 97 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:08,400 TO KNOCK ME UP. 98 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:12,100 OH, HONEY, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 99 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:15,233 WE HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 100 00:05:20,267 --> 00:05:21,433 - I GUESS IF IT'S A GIRL, 101 00:05:21,433 --> 00:05:24,633 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE RAYMONA. 102 00:05:24,633 --> 00:05:27,967 I ALSO LIKE ALEXANDRA-- 103 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:29,167 ALLY. 104 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:32,300 - YEAH. I LIKE THAT. 105 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:42,000 - MY FATHER'S AN IDIOT. 106 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,233 - YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I COULD USE 107 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:46,367 LESS OF A FRANK IMAGE RIGHT NOW. 108 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,033 [buzzer] 109 00:05:52,733 --> 00:05:54,300 - OH, HI, MARIE. 110 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:56,667 - HI, DEAR. HI. - COME ON IN. 111 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:57,567 RAY'S NOT EVEN HOME YET. 112 00:05:57,567 --> 00:05:59,233 FRANK AND ROBERT STILL PARKING? 113 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,033 - OH, FRANK'S LOOKING FOR A BROKEN METER. 114 00:06:01,033 --> 00:06:05,233 IF ROBERT WASN'T WITH HIM, HE'D BREAK ONE HIMSELF. 115 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:07,300 I MADE YOU SOME APPETIZERS FOR TONIGHT. 116 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,800 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, DEAR. 117 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,733 - OH, PLEASE, ANYTIME YOU WANT TO COME OVER WITH FOOD, 118 00:06:10,733 --> 00:06:15,200 YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME. - OKAY. [laughs] 119 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,767 SO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? - GOOD, AND YOU? 120 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:19,300 - GOOD. 121 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:22,400 YOU'RE PREGNANT. 122 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,300 - NO, I'M NOT. - YES, YOU ARE. 123 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:30,433 - YES, I AM. [both screaming] 124 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,500 - OH, I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 125 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:39,900 - OH, SO AM I. 126 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,533 - WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT? - TODAY! 127 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,033 I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD RAY YET. 128 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:44,867 - YOU HAVEN'T? OH, HOW EXCITING. - YES! 129 00:06:44,867 --> 00:06:47,167 - OH, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SUCH A GOOD MOTHER. 130 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:48,867 - OH, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SUCH A GOOD GRANDMOTHER. 131 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:53,833 - I KNOW. [laughter] 132 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:56,400 - HEY. - HEY. 133 00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:06,933 SO YOU FOUND A PARKING SPACE, FRANK? 134 00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:08,233 - [halting stutter] 135 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:10,967 - I HATE ALL THESE DAMN FIRE HYDRANTS. 136 00:07:10,967 --> 00:07:14,100 I'M GLAD DOGS PEE ON THEM. 137 00:07:19,167 --> 00:07:20,800 - SORRY ABOUT THAT, FRANK. 138 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,033 YEAH, DAMN FIRE HYDRANTS. 139 00:07:23,033 --> 00:07:25,300 [laughter] 140 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:26,933 SO HOW ARE YOU DOING, ROBERT? 141 00:07:26,933 --> 00:07:28,600 - ACTUALLY, I'M DOING GOOD. 142 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,333 I MET A GIRL. - OH, REALLY? 143 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:33,567 WHAT'S HER NAME? - JOANNE. 144 00:07:33,567 --> 00:07:37,033 OH, SHE'S GREAT. 145 00:07:37,033 --> 00:07:38,467 WE'VE ONLY BEEN OUT ONE TIME, 146 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:39,800 BUT I REALLY THINK THAT THIS-- 147 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,433 - DEBRA'S PREGNANT! 148 00:07:42,433 --> 00:07:44,600 - IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE! 149 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,933 I JUST FOUND OUT. 150 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:49,667 OH. 151 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:53,800 - NOW I FEEL BAD GOING ON ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO PARK. 152 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,333 - UNCLE ROBERT, NO, NO, NO, UNCLE BOBBY, YES. 153 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:58,900 "HEY, UNCLE BOBBY, WHAT'S UP?" 154 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:00,200 "AW, NOTHING MUCH, KID. I JUST--" 155 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,633 OH, YEAH. 156 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:03,867 - OKAY, SO LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. 157 00:08:03,867 --> 00:08:05,733 RAY DOESN'T KNOW YET, SO WHEN HE GETS HOME, 158 00:08:05,733 --> 00:08:07,400 YOU HAVE TO LET ME-- 159 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,733 - RAYMOND! MY BEAUTIFUL BOY. 160 00:08:11,733 --> 00:08:15,000 - HEY. 161 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,300 - SO HOW WAS WORK? 162 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,267 - OH, GOD, MY EDITOR IS SUCH AN IDIOT. 163 00:08:18,267 --> 00:08:19,900 - OKAY, SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY, 164 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,767 BUT HOW ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE? 165 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:24,467 I MEAN, YOUR FATHER'S FINE, AND I'M FINE, 166 00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:28,233 AND ROBERT'S THE SAME AS ALWAYS. 167 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:32,533 BUT HOW--HOW WAS YOUR DAY, DEBRA, HUH? 168 00:08:32,533 --> 00:08:35,000 - YEAH, IT-- IT WAS OKAY, MARIE. 169 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,633 - YOU OKAY, MA? - YES. 170 00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:40,000 - BUT THE QUESTION IS, HOW IS DEBRA? 171 00:08:44,133 --> 00:08:46,200 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - NOTHING. WHAT? 172 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,267 YOU KNOW WHAT, MARIE, WHY DON'T YOU GO 173 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:48,600 BREAK OUT YOUR APPETIZERS? 174 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,433 - YEAH, MA, GO GET THOSE. - OKAY, OKAY. 175 00:08:50,433 --> 00:08:52,733 BUT NOBODY TALK UNTIL I GET BACK, ALL RIGHT? 176 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:56,133 OH, IN FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT'S A FUN GAME TO PLAY? 177 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:58,567 SILENT INDIAN, THE NO-TALKING GAME. 178 00:08:58,567 --> 00:09:01,400 PLAY THAT. 179 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,000 - HEY, WHAT? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 180 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,467 WHAT? DEBRA, WHAT? WHAT THE HELL? 181 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:09,233 - RAY, OUR FIRST FEW YEARS TOGETHER 182 00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:11,267 HAVE BEEN A JOY TO ME-- 183 00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:14,067 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING OUT--RAYMOND! 184 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:19,033 - AND I THINK OF OUR-- OUR LIFE TOGETHER 185 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:21,967 AS A JOURNEY-- - HEY! 186 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:25,667 DON'T YOU WANT YOUR APPETIZERS? 187 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:28,667 - A GREAT JOURNEY, AND ALONG THIS PATH-- 188 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:31,033 [pounding on door] 189 00:09:31,033 --> 00:09:32,700 - NO, MA, STOP! 190 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,833 - ALONG THIS PATH, WE WOULD SHARE 191 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,800 MANY JOYFUL MOMENTS TOGETHER, 192 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,967 MOMENTS THAT WE WILL REMEMBER-- 193 00:09:38,967 --> 00:09:41,600 OKAY! 194 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,967 I'M PREGNANT! 195 00:09:42,967 --> 00:09:45,600 - WHAT? 196 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,000 [pounding stops] 197 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,067 - PREGNANT! DEBRA'S PREGNANT! 198 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:53,500 [laughing] 199 00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:05,400 - DEBRA, DEAR, I MADE YOU SOME PASTA. 200 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,233 - OH, NO, THANKS. I'M NOT HUNGRY, MARIE. 201 00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:10,433 - HIT ME. I'M OPEN. 202 00:10:10,433 --> 00:10:12,067 - BUT YOUR BABY'S JUST THREE WEEKS AWAY. 203 00:10:12,067 --> 00:10:13,267 YOU NEED YOUR STRENGTH. 204 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:14,567 - I KNOW, BUT I TOLD YOU THE DOCTOR SAID 205 00:10:14,567 --> 00:10:16,500 I SHOULDN'T BE EATING ANYTHING HEAVY. 206 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:20,167 - SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO DO EVERYTHING THE DOCTOR SAYS? 207 00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:21,600 WHEN I WAS WITH CHILD, 208 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,333 I ATE THREE HEALTHY MEALS A DAY, 209 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,700 AND LOOK HOW MY BOYS TURNED OUT. 210 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:28,467 - STOP EATING IMMEDIATELY. 211 00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:31,967 - WELL, I THOUGHT SOME MOTHERLY WISDOM 212 00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,633 WOULD BE APPRECIATED, BUT I GUESS I'M NOT WORTH-- 213 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,467 - OKAY, I'LL EAT IT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 214 00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:39,800 - NO TROUBLE, DEAR. I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SOME TEA. 215 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,733 PREGNANT WOMEN LOVE TEA. 216 00:10:44,133 --> 00:10:48,267 - COME OUT! 217 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:08,300 NO, NO, I GOT IT. 218 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,800 - HUH? WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT? 219 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,300 - NOTHING. 220 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:12,967 I'M GOING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 221 00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:16,100 - OKAY. HURRY BACK, MOMMYCAKES. 222 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:26,300 - HEY, OKAY, I GOT SOME BIG NEWS, 223 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,267 AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS FIRST. 224 00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:32,567 [deep breath] ALL RIGHT. 225 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,600 I'VE BEEN DATING JOANNE FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS NOW, 226 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,600 AND I THINK THAT I JUST MIGHT HAVE FOUND MY DEBRA. 227 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,300 SO AFTER CAREFUL DELIBERATION, 228 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,267 I HAVE DECIDED THAT I'M GOING TO ASK HER-- 229 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,433 - MY WATER JUST BROKE. 230 00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:44,567 - WHAT? - HOLY CRAP! 231 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,367 - COME ON, WHAT-- ARE YOU SURE? 232 00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:51,500 - VERY, VERY, VERY MUCH SO. 233 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,533 - WHAT--NO, NO, THE BOOK SAYS THIS STUFF 234 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,933 AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN FOR, LIKE, THREE WEEKS NOW. 235 00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:57,133 - OH, REALLY? LET ME SEE THAT. 236 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,467 MY WATER JUST BROKE, RAY! 237 00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,733 I THOUGHT THE PAINS IN MY BACK WERE FROM YOUR MOTHER, 238 00:12:01,733 --> 00:12:03,833 BUT APPARENTLY THEY'RE CONTRA--AAH! 239 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:06,433 - OOH! YEAH, "CONTRA--AAH!" YOU'RE HAVING "CONTRA--AAH!"? 240 00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:09,233 - C-CONTRACTIONS. DEFINITELY A CONTRACTION. 241 00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:10,667 - ARE YOU SURE? - [growls] 242 00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,800 YEAH, OKAY, DEFINITELY. YEAH, DEFINITELY. 243 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,167 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO? 244 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:17,200 DON'T YOU HAVE TO GO A-AWAY FROM HERE? 245 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,533 - OH, NO, I DON'T HAVE A ROUTE 246 00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:20,167 MAPPED OUT TO THE HOSPITAL FROM HERE. 247 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:22,400 - SHH, QUIET. I DON'T WANT MARIE TO KNOW. 248 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,267 LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE. - WHAT-- 249 00:12:24,267 --> 00:12:25,700 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL MY MOTHER? 250 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,367 - LOOK, AFTER WE'RE IN THE HOSPITAL 251 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:29,267 AND WE'RE WELL UNDERWAY, THEN YOU CAN TELL HER. 252 00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:30,300 - WHAT'S WELL UNDERWAY? 253 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,700 - KINDERGARTEN. AAH. 254 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:34,300 I DON'T WANT HER IN MY DELIVERY ROOM. 255 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,833 - MAYBE SHE COULD JUST BRING COOKIES. 256 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:39,633 - I AM GOING TO BITE YOUR NOSE RIGHT OFF. 257 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,600 - MAYBE YOU GIVE US A HEAD START, OKAY? 258 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,100 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. EASY, EASY, EASY. 259 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:48,467 - OOH, WHAT'S GOING ON? - NOTHING. 260 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,467 - UH, RAY AND I WERE JUST THINKING OF TAKING 261 00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:51,933 A LITTLE WALK. RIGHT, RAY? - MM-HMM. 262 00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:53,933 - WE WERE JUST GOING TO TAKE A WALK AROUND THE BLOCK. 263 00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:55,633 - YEAH. HMM. 264 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:57,067 - ROBERT, YOU WANT TO COME WITH US? 265 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,600 - I DON'T KNOW. DO I? 266 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,200 - I JUST THOUGHT THAT SINCE YOU'RE A COP, 267 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,733 MAYBE WE COULD WALK A LITTLE FASTER, 268 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:05,200 LIKE, RIGHT THROUGH THE RED LIGHTS... 269 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:09,267 SINCE YOU'RE A COP. 270 00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:11,600 - OH, YEAH. RIGHT. 271 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,933 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LET ME GET MY JACKET. 272 00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:16,700 - NO, NO, NO. - NO, NO, NO. 273 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:21,633 - MA, YOU SHOULD, UH-- 274 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:23,033 I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAY? 275 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:24,100 WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAY? 276 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,967 - WELL, WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 277 00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,567 - BECAUSE-- BECAUSE, UH, UH-- 278 00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:29,833 OH, HI, HONEY. MWAH, YEAH. 279 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:32,667 UH, MOM-- 280 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:35,000 - M-MARIE, UH, UH-- 281 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,967 YOU SHOULD STAY HERE. - WHY, FRANK? 282 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:41,333 - 'CAUSE... 283 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:44,667 THEN YOU AND I COULD HAVE SOME... 284 00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:52,867 ALONE TIME. 285 00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:55,000 - REALLY? 286 00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:59,600 OKAY, WELL, 287 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,667 I GUESS WE'LL SEE YOU KIDS IN A WHILE. 288 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,600 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 289 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,500 - I HOPE EVERYBODY REMEMBERS THIS MOMENT 290 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:09,633 WHEN IT'S TIME TO NAME THE BABY. 291 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,133 - [groans] 292 00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,533 - WAIT A MINUTE, ROBERT. WHICH WAY ARE YOU GOING? 293 00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,500 THIS IS THE L.I.E. I SAID TO TAKE THE BRIDGE! 294 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,000 - LOOK, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 295 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,267 I--UH-OH. 296 00:14:20,267 --> 00:14:22,833 - WHAT "UH-OH"? WHY "UH-OH"? 297 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:26,467 - UH, UH, WELL, THERE SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE TRAFFIC. 298 00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,467 - TRAFFIC! TRAFFIC! 299 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:31,867 - BRIDGE! I SAID THE BRIDGE! 300 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:33,167 - A-ALL RIGHT THEN. 301 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:35,300 THERE MUST BE AN ACCIDENT UP AHEAD. 302 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,433 - WELL, GO AROUND THEM. JUST PUT YOUR SIREN ON. 303 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:38,633 - THERE'S NO ROOM TO MOVE. 304 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:41,333 A SIREN WOULD JUST ANNOY PEOPLE. 305 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:44,400 OH, MAYBE THE BRIDGE WOULD HAVE BEEN FASTER. 306 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,800 - WOULD HAVE BEEN FASTER TO PUT A STAMP 307 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,000 ON HER BUTT AND MAIL HER. 308 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,167 - [groans] 309 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,100 OH, MY GOD! - WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 310 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:57,133 - OH! OH! THE BABY IS COMING RIGHT NOW! 311 00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:58,367 - KEEP YOUR LEGS TOGETHER! 312 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,267 - OH, MY GOD! OH! 313 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,300 OH! THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! 314 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,667 - DISPATCH, THIS IS OFFICER BARONE. 315 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,667 I'M ON THE L.I.E. I GOT A WOMAN IN LABOR. 316 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:07,633 I NEED AN AMBULANCE ON THE WOODHAVEN EXIT. 317 00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:09,900 OVER! 318 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,567 - OH! 319 00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:13,633 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 320 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:15,567 - OH! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 321 00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:17,233 - IF NEED BE, I'M DELIVERING THIS BABY. 322 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:18,933 - NO, YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR. 323 00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:21,367 - RAYMOND, I'VE HAD TRAINING IN EMERGENCY CHILD DELIVERY. 324 00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:22,700 - NO, NO, I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE. 325 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,133 - YOU DON'T TALK ANYMORE. MOVE OVER! 326 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,433 COME ON. COME IN HERE, ROBERT. 327 00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:29,367 [groaning] 328 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:37,267 [panting] 329 00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:56,033 - HOLY MOSES. 330 00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:57,367 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 331 00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:59,600 - I-I'M WAITING FOR THE BABY, RAYMOND. 332 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,100 - YOUR EYES GOT TO BE SO OPEN? 333 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,433 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING NEED SOMETHING TO WRAP THE BABY IN. 334 00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:05,800 RAYMOND, GIVE ME YOUR SHIRT. 335 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,133 - WHAT? NO, NO, NO. 336 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,500 - PUNCH HIM AND TAKE THAT SHIRT, ROBERT! 337 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,667 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 338 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:13,000 MAN, THIS IS NOT RIGHT. 339 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,600 THIS IS AGAINST GOD. 340 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:18,567 THOU SHALT NOT LOOK AT THY BROTHER'S WIFE THERE. 341 00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,100 - THAT'S NOT A COMMANDMENT. 342 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,667 - IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A COMMANDMENT. 343 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,933 IT'S SO BAD, GOD JUST FIGURED THAT IT WAS UNDERSTOOD. 344 00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:26,767 - OH! AAH! AAH! 345 00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:29,900 RAY, RAY, WHERE'S MY RELAXATION MUSIC? 346 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,233 - I DON'T HAVE THE TAPE, HONEY. - HONEY, I NEED MY MUSIC. 347 00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:34,233 - I DON'T HAVE THE-- - I GOT TO HAVE MY MUSIC! 348 00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:37,333 - [singing] YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE 349 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,633 WHOA 350 00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:41,700 THAT'S WHY I'LL ALWAYS BE AROUND-- 351 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,533 YOU'RE LOOKING TOO MUCH. - WHAT THE--STOP IT. 352 00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,100 - [singing] YOU ARE THE APPLE OF MY EYE-- 353 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,467 - STOP IT, STOP IT! - STOP BOTHERING HIM! 354 00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:47,967 HE'S DELIVERING OUR CHILD! 355 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:49,567 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, DELIVER ALREADY. 356 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:50,833 START DELIVERING! 357 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,767 - WELL, ACTUALLY, DEBRA, YOU'RE--YOU'RE-- 358 00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:55,000 YOU'RE NOT SET TO POP. 359 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,333 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 360 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,000 - WELL, I-I DON'T THINK I'M SEEING 361 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,800 WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SEEING. 362 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:03,533 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU'RE SEEING EVERYTHING! 363 00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:05,767 WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SEE? 364 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:08,700 - A HEAD! 365 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:20,533 - NO, MAYBE IT'S NOT HURTING SO MUCH ANYMORE. 366 00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:22,733 - WELL, YOU STOP LOOKING THEN. STOP LOOKING. 367 00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:52,367 - I THINK I'LL GO BACK UP THERE 368 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:56,367 AND WAIT FOR THE TRAFFIC TO START MOVING... 369 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,500 IN CASE THE TRAFFIC STARTS MOVING. 370 00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:36,367 - AW, YOU DID GREAT, HONEY, JUST GREAT. 371 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,333 - THANKS. 372 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,767 - HERE YOU GO, RAY. 373 00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,067 HERE'S YOUR LITTLE GIRL. 374 00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:42,867 - OH, BOY. 375 00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:46,000 [baby cooing] 376 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:53,600 - OH, LOOK AT HER, RAY. 377 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,700 - HI, ALLY. 378 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,633 - EXCUSE ME. 379 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:09,733 WE CAN'T HOLD YOUR MOTHER BACK ANY LONGER. 380 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:15,400 SHE JUST TURNED OVER A GURNEY. 381 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,767 - OKAY, LET THEM IN. 382 00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,933 WE SHOULD KEEP THE BABY BETWEEN US AND HER 383 00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:26,167 LIKE A SHIELD. 384 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:29,300 - OH. - OH, LOOK AT HER. 385 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,633 - YEAH, HERE SHE IS. 386 00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,933 - THERE SHE IS. 387 00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:36,267 [sniffs] THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. 388 00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:37,767 I'M SUCKING IN THAT YOUTH. 389 00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:40,767 [sniffs] OH, MAN, IS THAT GREAT STUFF? 390 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,900 - YEAH. [laughter] 391 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,600 MA, YOU WANT TO SEE THE BABY? 392 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,600 - I SEE HER. 393 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,533 VERY NICE. 394 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,433 - MARIE, I WANT YOU TO HOLD HER. 395 00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:58,600 - NO, NO. IT'S FINE. 396 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,233 I KNOW MY PLACE. 397 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:05,533 GIVE HER TO ME. OH! 398 00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:09,333 OH, OH, ALLY, SWEET BABY. 399 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,500 I'M YOUR GRANDMA, SWEETIE. 400 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,467 - OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO NEED A LITTLE PRIVACY NOW. 401 00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:15,967 IT'S TIME FOR OUR FIRST BREAST-FEEDING LESSON. 402 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:18,633 - AW. - OKAY, GUYS. 403 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,333 - OH, ALLY, SWEETIE. 404 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,733 - YEAH, WE'LL SEE GRANDMA SOON. - I'LL COME BACK. 405 00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,100 YES. - OKAY. 406 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,233 - OKAY. BYE. 407 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:28,633 - SEE YOU GUYS DOWNSTAIRS. 408 00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:30,367 - DO I HAVE TO GO? 'CAUSE I ALREADY-- 409 00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:33,500 - YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH! 410 00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:51,667 [upbeat music] 411 00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:59,000 [applause] 412 00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:04,300 - DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME NOW? 413 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:07,033 - NO, NO, WE CAN STAY. 414 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:10,367 [Stevie Wonder's "You are the Sunshine of my Life"] 415 00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:13,533 WANT TO DANCE WITH ME? 416 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:16,667 - THAT'S OKAY. YOU DON'T LIKE THE SLOW SONGS. 417 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,600 - NO, I WANT TO. 418 00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:23,733 IT'S GOING FAST ENOUGH. 419 00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:33,400 - [singing] THAT'S WHY I'LL ALWAYS BE AROUND 420 00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:39,733 - [singing] YOU ARE THE APPLE OF MY EYE 421 00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:45,000 FOREVER YOU'LL--