1 00:00:06,033 --> 00:00:08,000 - OH, HEY, GUYS. - HEY, DEBRA. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,267 - HEY, GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 3 00:00:09,267 --> 00:00:10,633 ARE EITHER ONE OF YOU FREE TONIGHT? 4 00:00:10,633 --> 00:00:12,333 - DEBRA, THIS IS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 5 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:15,867 I MEAN, RIGHT IN FRONT OF RAY? - NO, SERIOUSLY. 6 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:18,167 RAY AND I ARE GOING TO A PLAY WITH SOME FRIENDS TONIGHT. 7 00:00:18,167 --> 00:00:19,200 WE HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET. 8 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,533 - IS THERE NUDITY? 9 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:24,500 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON! GIANNI. 10 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:27,133 IT'S AN EXTRA TICKET THAT'S GONNA GO TO WASTE, HUH? 11 00:00:27,133 --> 00:00:28,700 IT'S JUST ME, RAY, AND AMY. 12 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:30,100 - ROBERT'S AMY? 13 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:31,500 - NO, IT'S JUST AMY. 14 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:33,500 SHE DROPPED THE "ROBERT" WHEN THEY BROKE UP. 15 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,133 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT. 16 00:00:35,133 --> 00:00:37,567 I'LL JUST GIVE THE EXTRA TICKET TO ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS. 17 00:00:37,567 --> 00:00:40,533 - OH, NO, THREE WOMEN AND ME AT A PLAY? 18 00:00:40,533 --> 00:00:42,167 GIANNI, PLEASE GO. COME ON. 19 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,267 I'LL BUY YOU DINNER. 20 00:00:43,267 --> 00:00:44,300 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO. 21 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:45,833 - GIANNI'S GOING! 22 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:47,367 - ALL RIGHT. - GOOD, GOOD. 23 00:00:47,367 --> 00:00:48,933 SEE, THIS IS WHAT A TRUE FRIEND IS FOR. 24 00:00:48,933 --> 00:00:50,233 YOU SAVED ME. 25 00:00:50,233 --> 00:00:55,333 - IF YOU GET ONE WITH NUDITY, I'M IN! 26 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,767 - HEY. - HEY. 27 00:01:00,767 --> 00:01:03,600 - HEY, WHAT'S THE CHANCES OF YOU WHIPPING ME UP ON OMELET? 28 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,633 [laughing] 29 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:08,733 - OH, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 30 00:01:08,733 --> 00:01:10,633 RAY, WE DIDN'T EVEN EAT BREAKFAST YET. 31 00:01:10,633 --> 00:01:11,633 - YOU WERE LAUGHING. 32 00:01:11,633 --> 00:01:16,200 I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GOOD MOOD. 33 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,433 - GOOD MORNING. 34 00:01:17,433 --> 00:01:20,067 - HEY, ROBERT. - HEY. 35 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:22,533 - SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 36 00:01:22,533 --> 00:01:26,100 - I'M HOPING THE PRIZE IN HERE IS AN OMELET. 37 00:01:29,233 --> 00:01:31,700 - SO I HEARD YOU WENT ON A LITTLE DOUBLE DATE 38 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,267 WITH AMY AND GIANNI. 39 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:34,567 - IT WASN'T A DATE. 40 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:36,400 HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT, ANYWAY? 41 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,933 - WHAT, ARE YOU FORGETTING I'M A COP? 42 00:01:37,933 --> 00:01:41,967 I GOT EYES ALL OVER THE CITY, BABY. 43 00:01:41,967 --> 00:01:43,233 - YEAH, ANY OF THOSE EYES 44 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:47,233 WATCH YOU GET DRESSED THIS MORNING? 45 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:49,100 - THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S A KEEPER. 46 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:50,100 VERY FUNNY. 47 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,600 [chuckles] 48 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:55,967 SO DID THEY SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THE THEATER? 49 00:01:55,967 --> 00:01:57,733 - WHO? AMY AND GIANNI? 50 00:01:57,733 --> 00:02:00,200 YEAH, THOSE ARE THE SEATS THAT WE HAD. 51 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,333 - AH, THE ASSIGNED SEATS. 52 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:02,367 YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU. 53 00:02:02,367 --> 00:02:04,200 THAT'S THE WAY TO GO. 54 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:10,567 OH, MY. 55 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:14,067 LOOKIN' LIKE WE'RE GONNA GET A LITTLE RAIN TODAY. 56 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,367 - NAH, REALLY? 57 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:19,467 - YEAH, LITTLE BIT. LITTLE BIT. 58 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:21,967 SO WHAT DO THEY HAVE THERE? 59 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:23,900 SEATS WITH ARMRESTS? 60 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:26,333 - YEAH. 61 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:27,800 - DID THEY SHARE ONE? 62 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,400 DID THEY SHARE AN ARMREST? 63 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,067 - ROBERT, THIS ISN'T BOTHERING YOU, IS IT? 64 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:34,433 'CAUSE IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE YOU BROKE UP WITH AMY, 65 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:37,200 AND YOU SEEMED SO EAGER TO DATE OTHER PEOPLE. 66 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,433 - [stuttering] YEAH, YEAH. I-I-I-I-I... 67 00:02:39,433 --> 00:02:41,733 IT'S... 68 00:02:41,733 --> 00:02:45,800 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE'S NOT GETTING HURT. 69 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,567 - GETTIN' HURT? - YEAH. 70 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,433 YOU KNOW WHAT GIANNI IS LIKE, RAYMOND, 71 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:51,100 WHEN IT COMES TO THE WOMEN. 72 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:52,633 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 73 00:02:52,633 --> 00:02:55,100 - OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY DUMB, RAYMOND. 74 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,367 YOU'RE THE ONE ALWAYS BEGGIN' HIM 75 00:02:56,367 --> 00:03:00,067 TO TELL HIS LATEST EROTIC ESCAPADE. 76 00:03:09,267 --> 00:03:11,133 - WHAT ARE YOU LYIN' FOR, LIAR? 77 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:12,567 WHAT ARE YOU-- 78 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:18,133 DON'T DRINK OUR COFFEE AND LIE LIKE THAT. 79 00:03:18,133 --> 00:03:19,800 - NICE TRY. 80 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,200 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT AMY, ROBERT, 81 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,767 BUT SHE'S AN ADULT, 82 00:03:23,767 --> 00:03:26,133 AND SHE'S NOT GONNA LET ANYBODY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER. 83 00:03:26,133 --> 00:03:28,633 - YEP, YOU'RE RIGHT. 84 00:03:28,633 --> 00:03:29,667 YOU'RE RIGHT. 85 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,167 SHE CAN HANDLE HERSELF. 86 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,700 WELL, I SHOULD BE GETTING OUT OF HERE 87 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:33,800 BEFORE THAT RAIN STARTS. 88 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,433 THAT'S REALLY ALL I WAS WORRIED ABOUT. 89 00:03:35,433 --> 00:03:37,633 I MEAN, SHE IS FREE TO DATE WHOEVER SHE WANTS, 90 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:41,300 AND IF THAT'S A LADIES' MAN LIKE GIANNI, SO BE IT. 91 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:42,900 I HOPE THEY'RE HAPPY. 92 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,600 I REALLY DO. 93 00:03:50,467 --> 00:03:52,367 [exhales] 94 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,600 - [laughs] 95 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:04,633 HOLY COW. 96 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:06,300 I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LIKE THIS. 97 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:08,800 - ALL RIGHT, DON'T LAUGH. DON'T LAUGH. 98 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:09,900 - WHAT? 99 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,800 WE'RE BROTHERS. 100 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,167 I BROKE MY PINKIE ONCE. 101 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:15,700 HE LAUGHED FOR THREE DAYS. 102 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:18,100 - HI, RAYMOND. 103 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:19,133 - OH, HI, MA. 104 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,667 - WHERE'S DEBRA, DEAR? 105 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:22,467 - SHE'S UPSTAIRS, BUT SHE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU 106 00:04:22,467 --> 00:04:27,367 IF YOU COULD MAKE ME SOME EGGS. 107 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,967 - SURE, SURE. SIT DOWN. 108 00:04:28,967 --> 00:04:30,567 - ALL RIGHT. 109 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:38,333 - I JUST SAW ROBERT LEAVE. 110 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,933 HE--HE LOOKED ANGRY AND UPSET. 111 00:04:40,933 --> 00:04:42,200 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 112 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,467 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. HE'S FINE. 113 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:45,067 COULD YOU MELT SOME CHEESE IN THERE? 114 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,667 - OF COURSE. 115 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:48,500 SO WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ROBERT? 116 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:50,500 DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH AMY? 117 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,667 - YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? 118 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,767 - WELL, HE WAS OVER THE HOUSE FOR BREAKFAST, 119 00:04:54,767 --> 00:04:57,900 AND I HAPPENED TO MENTION THAT GIANNI WENT WITH AMY 120 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,667 TO THE PLAY LAST NIGHT. 121 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,833 - OF COURSE. THAT'S HOW HE KNEW. 122 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:04,200 "EYES ALL OVER THE CITY." 123 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,800 - HI, MARIE. 124 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,567 - HEY, WHY'D YOU TELL MY MOTHER ABOUT AMY AND GIANNI? 125 00:05:08,567 --> 00:05:10,067 - WHAT? 126 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:11,233 I DON'T KNOW. 127 00:05:11,233 --> 00:05:12,767 WE TOOK THE KIDS TO THE DENTIST, 128 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:13,867 AND WE WERE TALKING. 129 00:05:13,867 --> 00:05:14,867 IT JUST CAME UP. 130 00:05:14,867 --> 00:05:17,667 - OH. 131 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:20,967 BUT YOU TOOK THE KIDS TO THE DENTIST TWO DAYS AGO. 132 00:05:20,967 --> 00:05:22,500 - YEAH, SO WHAT? 133 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:26,067 - SO WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT GIANNI UNTIL YESTERDAY. 134 00:05:26,067 --> 00:05:28,767 - YEAH. YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. 135 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:29,900 OKAY, I'M LATE. 136 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,100 - NO, NO, NO. 137 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:32,633 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 138 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,300 HOW COULD YOU TELL MY MOM TWO DAYS AGO 139 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:35,800 ABOUT GIANNI AND AMY 140 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,767 WHEN YOUR FRIEND DIDN'T CANCEL TILL YESTERDAY? 141 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:40,133 - I DON'T KNOW, RAY. I'M LATE. 142 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:41,700 WHO CARES WHEN I TOLD HER? 143 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:44,567 - OH, MY GOD, THERE WAS NO CANCELED TICKET, WAS THERE? 144 00:05:44,567 --> 00:05:46,667 HUH? YOU PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING. 145 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:47,700 - WHAT THING? 146 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:51,133 - THIS-- THIS "GET ROBERT JEALOUS" THING. 147 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:52,867 - PLEASE. 148 00:05:52,867 --> 00:05:54,333 WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 149 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,667 - BECAUSE-- BECAUSE AMY'S YOUR FRIEND, 150 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:58,267 AND ROBERT BROKE UP WITH HER, 151 00:05:58,267 --> 00:06:00,833 AND THIS WILL MAKE HIM RUN BACK TO HER, 152 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:02,233 AND MEN ARE BAD, 153 00:06:02,233 --> 00:06:04,067 AND WOMEN HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER 154 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:07,600 SO ONE DAY THEY CAN BE PRESIDENT! 155 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:16,967 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 156 00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:18,700 THE FACT THAT ROBERT GOT JEALOUS 157 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:22,133 ONLY MEANS HE STILL HAS FEELINGS FOR HER. 158 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:26,867 - YOU DID DO IT. 159 00:06:26,867 --> 00:06:31,333 AND THE GENIUS PART OF IT ALL WAS LEAKING IT TO MY MOTHER. 160 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,433 BECAUSE YOU KNEW-- 161 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:36,233 OH, YOU KNEW THAT TELLING HER 162 00:06:36,233 --> 00:06:39,200 WAS JUST LIKE WHISPERING IT INTO ROBERT'S EAR. 163 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,133 UNBELIEVABLE. 164 00:06:41,133 --> 00:06:42,567 YOU BELIEVE THAT, MA? 165 00:06:42,567 --> 00:06:43,533 SHE PLAYED YOU. 166 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:47,467 SHE PLAYED YOU LIKE A FIDDLE. 167 00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:49,067 - MOM. 168 00:06:56,733 --> 00:07:00,233 MOM? 169 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:01,967 - YOUR EGGS ARE READY, RAYMOND. 170 00:07:01,967 --> 00:07:03,667 - OH, MY GOD! 171 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:04,933 YOU'RE IN ON IT! 172 00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:06,967 THIS IS--IT'S SICK! 173 00:07:06,967 --> 00:07:08,367 WHO ELSE IS IN ON IT, HUH? 174 00:07:08,367 --> 00:07:10,267 AMY AND GIANNI IN ON THE WHOLE THING, TOO? 175 00:07:10,267 --> 00:07:13,067 - ALL I NEEDED WAS DEBRA. 176 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,433 - IT WAS YOUR IDEA? 177 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:16,400 - YES, IT WAS, AND IT'S A GOOD ONE. 178 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,100 ROBERT NEEDED THIS TO HAPPEN TO HIM 179 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,600 SO HE COULD REALIZE 180 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,500 WHAT AMY MEANT TO HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 181 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,200 - YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T DO THIS! 182 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,333 YOU'RE TRYING TO CREATE FATE! 183 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,067 YOU CAN'T CREATE FATE. 184 00:07:28,067 --> 00:07:29,333 THEN IT'S NOT FATE. 185 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:32,633 THEN IT'S LIKE VOODOO. 186 00:07:36,233 --> 00:07:39,433 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 187 00:07:39,433 --> 00:07:43,567 THE TWO OF YOU ARE FINALLY WORKING TOGETHER. 188 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:44,800 HUH? 189 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,267 I'M TELLING ROBERT. 190 00:07:46,267 --> 00:07:47,833 - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 191 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:49,933 YOU WANT ROBERT TO BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE? 192 00:07:49,933 --> 00:07:51,333 - NO, NO, BUT STILL-- 193 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,133 - DON'T YOU THINK ROBERT DESERVES TO BE HAPPY 194 00:07:53,133 --> 00:07:54,533 AND TO HAVE A FAMILY? 195 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:57,433 - YES, BUT IT'S JUST SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 196 00:07:57,433 --> 00:08:00,167 YOU'RE EVIL. I'M TELLING ROBERT. 197 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:02,633 - YOU HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, RAYMOND. 198 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:10,900 YEARS AGO, I GAVE BIRTH TO TWO BEAUTIFUL BOYS. 199 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:15,067 AND I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO SEE THEM GROW UP, 200 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,100 GET MARRIED, 201 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:18,367 AND GIVE ME GRANDCHILDREN. 202 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:21,333 NOW, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT DREAM AWAY FROM ME, 203 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:26,667 BY ALL MEANS, YOU GO AND TELL THAT TO ROBERT. 204 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:29,167 AND I'LL JUST BE BACK ACROSS THE STREET 205 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:31,167 LIVING OUT THE REST OF MY LIFE 206 00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:34,900 AS BEST I CAN... 207 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:38,433 WITH A HOLE IN MY HEART. 208 00:09:03,767 --> 00:09:07,867 - SO YOU'VE MADE ME AN ACCOMPLICE. 209 00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:11,700 YOUR SOUL IS AS BLACK AS NIGHT. 210 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,333 [knock on door] 211 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:14,900 - HEY, GUYS. - HEY, GIANNI. 212 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,133 - HEY, HEY, LISTEN. 213 00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:17,533 WE'RE GOING GOLFING TOMORROW. 214 00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:19,067 I'M TAKING YOU TO MAKE UP FOR LAST NIGHT. 215 00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:21,067 - WE BETTER GOLF. THAT PLAY WAS BRUTAL. 216 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,500 LISTEN, I JUST STOPPED BY REAL QUICK 217 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,700 TO ASK IF YOU GUYS WANT TO HAVE DINNER AGAIN TONIGHT 218 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:25,800 WITH ME AND AMY. 219 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,900 - WHAT? 220 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,767 - YEAH, WE REALLY HIT IT OFF. SHE'S GREAT. 221 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:33,833 WE'RE GOING OUT AGAIN TONIGHT. YOU GUYS WANT TO COME? 222 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:36,967 - [chuckles] 223 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,433 YEAH, YEAH. 224 00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:41,700 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE NICE. 225 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,467 YEAH. 226 00:09:43,467 --> 00:09:47,667 AHH, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID. 227 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:55,267 - HELLO, RAYMOND. - HEY. 228 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:56,567 - WHERE'S DEBRA, DEAR? 229 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:57,633 - UPSTAIRS. 230 00:09:57,633 --> 00:10:01,200 WHAT, ARE YOU WORKING ON PLAN "B"? 231 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,767 - DON'T BE SILLY. 232 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:14,767 - SO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? 233 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:17,167 - ROBERT FOUND OUT AMY WENT TO A PLAY WITH GIANNI, 234 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,167 AND HE PULLED OFF THE DOORKNOB. 235 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:22,067 - [chuckles] 236 00:10:22,067 --> 00:10:25,033 POOR BASTARD. 237 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:27,833 HE GETS THAT FROM ME. 238 00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,500 - WHAT? - THE JEALOUSY. 239 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,967 YOU KNOW, THIS KNOB IS NOTHING. 240 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:35,000 I WAS ONCE SO JEALOUS OVER YOUR MOTHER 241 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:39,167 THAT I PUT MY FIST THROUGH A DESOTO. 242 00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:41,300 - YOU PUNCHED A CAR? 243 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,833 - YEAH, YOUR MOTHER AND I WERE STILL DATING 244 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:49,233 WHEN SHE STARTED TO TURN THE SCREWS ON ME TO GET ENGAGED. 245 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,867 BUT THERE WERE STILL PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA, 246 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,533 AND I WASN'T READY TO HANG UP MY TACKLE BOX. 247 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,700 THEN I HEAR THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE 248 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:03,200 SHE'S GONNA MAKE DINNER FOR CHUCK PECORELLA. 249 00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,300 LONG STORY SHORT, 250 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,733 I SPENT THE NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL 251 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:11,100 TRYING TO PULL HIS HEADLIGHT OUT OF MY KNUCKLE. 252 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,133 - YOU GOT THAT WAY OVER MOM? 253 00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:15,767 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 254 00:11:15,767 --> 00:11:20,367 WHEN YOUR MOTHER COOKS, IT'S SOMETHING... 255 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,800 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 256 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,733 SPECIAL. 257 00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:29,167 I DIDN'T WANT HER DOING THAT FOR SOME OTHER GUY. 258 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:31,200 THEY STITCHED UP MY HAND. 259 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:34,300 I WENT STRAIGHT TO HER HOUSE, 260 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:38,533 AND FROM THEN ON, SHE COOKS ONLY FOR ME. 261 00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:41,500 - WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT'S HOW IT ALL STARTED. 262 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,300 THAT'S A NICE STORY, DAD. 263 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,800 - YEAH, I DON'T LIKE TO TELL IT, 264 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:48,233 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A HAPPY ENDING. 265 00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:55,133 [doorbell rings] 266 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:59,067 - I GOT IT. 267 00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,933 HEY, YOU TWO. - HI. 268 00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:02,733 - HI. HEY, GIANNI. 269 00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:04,467 RAY'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH HIS FATHER. 270 00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:08,567 - OH, YEAH? LET ME GO SAY HELLO TO MR. B. 271 00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:11,900 - ISN'T THAT CUTE HOW GIANNI CALLS FRANK "MR. B"? 272 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,700 - YEAH. 273 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,367 SO ANYWAY... 274 00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:18,400 YOU KNOW, AMY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS WONDERING THIS, 275 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,467 BUT HAVE YOU HEARD FROM ROBERT LATELY? 276 00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:22,333 - ROBERT? NO, NOT IN A WHILE. 277 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,767 YEAH, BUT IT'S OKAY. 278 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,733 YOU KNOW, I NEVER KNEW THAT GIANNI AND RAY 279 00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:26,900 DELIVERED FUTONS TOGETHER. 280 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,533 - OH, YEAH. 281 00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:30,967 THAT'S BACK WHEN THEY WERE SWINGIN' BACHELORS. 282 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,433 NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED FOR GIANNI. 283 00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:36,100 HE'S STILL SWINGIN'. 284 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,500 - I GOT TO TELL YOU, 285 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,767 I CAN SEE WHY HE'S POPULAR WITH THE GIRLS. 286 00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:41,500 HE'S SO CUTE. 287 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,800 - YEAH. 288 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,800 - OH, AMY! 289 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,467 - OH, MARIE! 290 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,900 - OH! 291 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,933 - YOU LOOK GREAT! 292 00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:54,900 - THANK YOU. 293 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,333 YOU'RE NOT WEARING HEELS? 294 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:01,200 DO YOU MISS THAT? 295 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,467 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 296 00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:05,400 - WELL, I MEAN, GIANNI IS SO... 297 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,700 HERE. 298 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,800 - HEY, MRS. B. 299 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,367 - HELLO, LITTLE GIANNI. 300 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:18,100 - ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. 301 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,600 ALL ABOARD THE LOVE TRAIN. 302 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,267 - NO, WAIT, RAYMOND. 303 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,700 I BARELY HAD A CHANCE TO VISIT WITH AMY. 304 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,400 - ACTUALLY, WE HAVE AN 8:00 RESERVATION, 305 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,800 SO WE PROBABLY SHOULD GET GOING. 306 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,233 - YEAH, LET'S GO. 307 00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:30,167 - NO, CAN'T YOU WAIT JUST TWO MINUTES MORE? 308 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:31,433 - NO, MA, WE GOT A HOT DOUBLE DATE. 309 00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:32,867 - YEAH, BUT WHAT'S THE RUSH, RAY? 310 00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:34,167 YOUR MOM AND AMY WERE CHATTING. 311 00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,633 - AND I'M SURE IT WAS FASCINATING. 312 00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:37,667 LET'S GO. 313 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,667 - HELLO, ROBERT. 314 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,167 - AMY. 315 00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:59,633 - HEY, MAN. 316 00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:06,467 - [in a deep voice] GIANNI. 317 00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:11,667 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 318 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,233 - MA CALLED. TOLD ME TO COME OVER. 319 00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:14,767 SAID SHE SMELLED GAS. 320 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:26,200 - NO ONE ELSE SMELLS IT? 321 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,267 - LISTEN, ROBERT, THIS IS A LITTLE WEIRD FOR ME. 322 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,733 - NO, NO, NO REASON FOR YOU TO FEEL WEIRD. 323 00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:31,533 YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WATCHING YOUR GIRLFRIEND 324 00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:33,800 GO OUT WITH ONE OF HIS BUDDIES. 325 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,833 - WAIT A MINUTE, ROBERT. 326 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,467 I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 327 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,233 - I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE THIS, AMY. 328 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,833 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 329 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:44,400 - [sing-song] SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE STILL CARES FOR YOU. 330 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,067 - HEY, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, 331 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,467 I GOT A LOT OF SINGLE BUDDIES AT THE PRECINCT THAT I'M CLOSE TO. 332 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:49,867 YOU WANT THEIR PHONE NUMBERS, TOO? 333 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,267 - LOOK, ROBERT, I DIDN'T KNOW-- 334 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:52,600 - NO, NO, NO, GIANNI. IT'S OKAY. 335 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,267 YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING. 336 00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,733 DEB, WE'LL MEET YOU AT THE CAR. 337 00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:57,733 - MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST-- - NO, NO! IT'S OKAY. 338 00:14:57,733 --> 00:14:58,833 I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE. 339 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,533 GO AHEAD, GIANNI, PLEASE. 340 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,333 DID YOU WANT TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE? 341 00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,433 NOTHING? 342 00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:30,500 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 343 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,267 - WHAT DID I DO? 344 00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:04,600 - HEY, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, ROBERT, OKAY? 345 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,667 THE TRUTH IS, THESE TWO OVER HERE--OOH! 346 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,100 - BELIEVE ME, ROBERT, 347 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,167 I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU'RE FEELING. 348 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:21,267 - I WAS JUST SUCH A JERK TO AMY. 349 00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:23,067 - NO, YOU WEREN'T. 350 00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:26,133 I THINK SHE KNOWS YOU WERE JOKING. 351 00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:31,167 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? WHY DID I DO THAT? 352 00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,833 - YOU LOVE HER? 353 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,267 - HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 354 00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:37,433 HOLD ON, YOU MANIAC, OKAY? 355 00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:39,967 NO GUY WANTS TO SEE HIS EX GO OUT WITH A FRIEND. 356 00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:43,067 JUST 'CAUSE HE FREAKED OUT DOESN'T MEAN HE LOVED HER. 357 00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:45,500 OKAY? DON'T YOU TWO THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH? 358 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,200 ROBERT, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THEY DID, OKAY? 359 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:11,967 - ROBBIE, I THINK THIS IS PROOF 360 00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:14,600 THAT YOU AND AMY BELONG TOGETHER. 361 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,667 NOW, I KNOW YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO HURT HER FEELINGS. 362 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:20,667 YOU JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YOUR PASSION. 363 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:27,200 YOU MAY HAVE SAID THE WRONG THING, 364 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,533 BUT THERE'S A WAY TO FIX THIS. 365 00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:32,633 IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU TO GO AFTER AMY 366 00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:37,133 AND TELL HER WHAT IS TRULY IN YOUR HEART. 367 00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:38,700 - WAIT A MINUTE! 368 00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:49,067 THEY SET THIS WHOLE THING UP, ROBERT, TO GET YOU JEALOUS. 369 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,100 THEY PUT AMY AND GIANNI TOGETHER. 370 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,867 IT WAS A BIG SCHEME. 371 00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:55,367 DON'T YOU GO BACK OUT WITH AMY BECAUSE OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED. 372 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,933 YOU THINK ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL 373 00:17:56,933 --> 00:17:58,567 AND NOT HOW THEY SAY YOU FEEL. 374 00:17:58,567 --> 00:18:01,667 THEY'RE THROWIN' THE VOODOO AT YOU! 375 00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,367 AND LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED, HUH? 376 00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:04,567 PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO GET HURT. 377 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,333 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, LADIES, 378 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,333 YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP ME FROM DOING WHAT'S RIGHT, 379 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,533 BECAUSE YOU CANNOT MANUFACTURE LOVE! 380 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,900 - MA. 381 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,733 MA, IS THIS TRUE? 382 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,667 - IT WAS DEBRA'S IDEA. 383 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:34,700 - IT WAS NOT! 384 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,967 - OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 385 00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,600 YOU SET ME UP? 386 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,600 - WE WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU, ROBBIE. 387 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,500 - HELP ME? 388 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,067 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT DID I MISS? 389 00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:47,067 I THINK I BLACKED OUT FOR A MINUTE. 390 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,333 - YES, JUST HELP YOU, ROBERT. 391 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,833 WE THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT YOU NEEDED. 392 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:52,500 - YEAH, BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT EVERY GUY NEEDS. 393 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,533 - SHUT UP, RAY! 394 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,933 - OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ME? 395 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,367 I'M NUMB FROM HERE DOWN! 396 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,633 - HOW CAN THIS HELP OUT ANY RELATIONSHIP? 397 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:05,333 THIS IS SICK! IT'S SICK! 398 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,567 - I'M SORRY, ROBERT. 399 00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:08,133 WE DIDN'T MEAN IT TO GO THIS FAR. 400 00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:10,333 - OH, REALLY? HOW WAS IT SUPPOSED TO GO, HUH? 401 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,433 - WELL, I'LL TELL YOU. 402 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,233 BACK WHEN YOUR FATHER AND I WERE SEEING EACH OTHER, 403 00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:21,133 HE FOUND OUT THAT I HAD A DATE 404 00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:24,067 WITH A MAN CALLED CHUCK PECORELLA. 405 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:27,600 AND FRANK CAME RUNNING BACK TO ME. 406 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,067 IT WAS SO SWEET. 407 00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:33,200 IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE EVER EXPRESSED HIS TRUE EMOTIONS. 408 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,867 - YEAH, MA, THOSE WERE HIS TRUE EMOTIONS 409 00:19:34,867 --> 00:19:35,900 'CAUSE IT WASN'T A SCHEME. 410 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:36,933 IT JUST HAPPENED. 411 00:19:36,933 --> 00:19:40,467 - DON'T BE NAIVE, RAYMOND. 412 00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:42,733 - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 413 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:46,233 - CHUCK PECORELLA WAS GAY. 414 00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:52,200 - WHAT? 415 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,833 - YOUR FATHER DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT. 416 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:56,500 ALL HE NEEDED TO KNOW WAS WHAT HE WAS FEELING. 417 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,933 - ALL RIGHT, THE KNOB'S FIXED. 418 00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:02,133 BUT GO EASY ON IT, 'CAUSE IT AIN'T GIANT-PROOF. 419 00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,067 - I THINK I'M GOING TO GO HOME 420 00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:10,667 AND WORK MY WAY THROUGH A CARTON OF HO HOs. 421 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,000 - YOU KNOW WHAT, DEAR? 422 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,400 TOMORROW MAYBE YOU AND I CAN PICK UP AMY 423 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,467 AND DROP BY ROBERT'S APARTMENT, 424 00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:19,067 AND THEN THE FOUR OF US CAN WORK THIS WHOLE THING OUT. 425 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:22,067 - YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME... 426 00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:24,567 WOMEN! 427 00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:29,200 I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT MAYBE CHUCK PECORELLA 428 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,267 HAS THE RIGHT IDEA. 429 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,767 - WHAT? CHUCK PECORELLA? 430 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:38,767 - NEVER MIND, FRANK. 431 00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,033 - THAT GUY OWES ME. 432 00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:42,633 I'M SERVING HIS LIFE SENTENCE! 433 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:52,500 - EXCELLENT WORK. 434 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,833 - COME ON. THEY'RE OUT THERE. 435 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:56,967 WE GOT TO GO. 436 00:20:56,967 --> 00:20:59,233 ARE YOU COMING? 437 00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:03,300 - YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME, CAN YOU? 438 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,433 [huffing and puffing] 439 00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:17,067 BOY, AMY AND GIANNI REALLY GOT SOMETHING GOING, DON'T THEY? 440 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,267 - ALL RIGHT, RAY, I SAW. 441 00:21:19,267 --> 00:21:22,167 - I'M JUST SAYING, THEY WERE REALLY DIGGING EACH OTHER. 442 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:25,567 - OKAY, RAY. 443 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:28,067 YOU WERE RIGHT. 444 00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:36,400 - I WAS RIGHT. 445 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:41,067 - SHOULD'VE LEARNED MY LESSON THE FIRST TIME. 446 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,633 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE FIRST TIME? 447 00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:44,067 - AH, IT WAS NOTHING. 448 00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:45,467 I HAD THIS BOYFRIEND IN COLLEGE, 449 00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:47,767 AND, YEAH, HE WAS REALLY SOMETHING, 450 00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:49,067 AND WHEN HE BROKE UP WITH ME, 451 00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,067 I HAD THIS WHOLE PLAN TO GET HIM BACK. 452 00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:52,233 - WHAT'D YOU DO? 453 00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:55,067 - I MARRIED YOU.