1 00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:06,633 [voices overlapping] 2 00:00:11,267 --> 00:00:13,333 - JEEZALOO, LOOK AT GEOFFREY. 3 00:00:13,333 --> 00:00:15,933 HE'S SKIPPING. 4 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,500 - HE'S HAVING FUN, FRANK. 5 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:18,900 - THEN HE SHOULD TRY CURTSYING. 6 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:21,867 THAT'S FUN, TOO. 7 00:00:21,867 --> 00:00:24,100 - HE REMINDS ME OF YOU, RAYMOND. 8 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,867 - I DIDN'T DO THAT, MOM. 9 00:00:25,867 --> 00:00:28,200 - YES, YOU DID. 10 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,767 - I DID NOT SKIP. 11 00:00:29,767 --> 00:00:32,333 - TO MY LOO. 12 00:00:34,933 --> 00:00:36,667 - THIS IS BORING. 13 00:00:36,667 --> 00:00:40,200 WILL YOU TAKE ME TO THE PLAYGROUND NOW, UNCLE ROBERT? 14 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,700 ALL RIGHT, FOR A FEW MINUTES. 15 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:44,933 BUT LISTEN, THERE'S PLENTY OF MONKEY BARS OUT THERE. 16 00:00:44,933 --> 00:00:49,167 NOT EVERYONE HAS TO CLIMB ON ME. 17 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:50,467 - PLEASE? 18 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,367 - ALL RIGHT. 19 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:59,433 - WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING SOME CUSHIONS OR SOMETHING? 20 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:02,167 THIS BENCH IS KILLING ME. 21 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:05,700 - IT'S CRUSHING HIS BRAIN. 22 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:10,033 - SURE, THESE SEATS DON'T BOTHER YOU. 23 00:01:10,033 --> 00:01:11,900 - HEY, IF YOU TWO CAN'T GET ALONG, 24 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:13,933 I'M GONNA SEPARATE YOU. 25 00:01:13,933 --> 00:01:15,567 - YOU MEAN LEGALLY? 26 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:23,833 - ANOTHER SEASON OF "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND." 27 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:26,767 [all grunting] 28 00:01:53,167 --> 00:01:56,233 - OH, GEOFFREY, GEOFFREY, GEOFFREY! 29 00:01:59,767 --> 00:02:01,533 - YAY, JOEY, WAY TO GO! 30 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:03,300 GOOD JOB, JOEY! 31 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,400 - NO, GEOFFREY, WATCH JOEY! 32 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,833 - RAY. 33 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:08,133 - WELL, LOOK AT HIM. 34 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:10,033 HE'S STAGGERING AROUND OUT THERE. 35 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,733 ALL RIGHT, NO MORE BLOODY MARYS FOR BREAKFAST. 36 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:22,433 - [indistinct] 37 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:23,400 - WHAT? 38 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,733 WHAT IS IT? WHAT DOES HE NEED? 39 00:02:24,733 --> 00:02:27,267 - I THINK HE WANTS TO USE THE BATHROOM. 40 00:02:27,267 --> 00:02:29,300 - NO, MA, THAT'S JUST HOW HE RUNS. 41 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:36,167 - WHAT IS IT, HONEY? 42 00:02:36,167 --> 00:02:38,167 - FIND OUT WHAT HE WANTS. 43 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:40,200 - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 44 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,700 - GO DOWN THERE. 45 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,433 - NO, THEN THEY'LL KNOW I'M WITH HIM. 46 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:50,000 - GO ON. - FINE. 47 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,133 WHAT? WHAT, WHAT, GEOFFREY? 48 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:52,433 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US? 49 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:55,200 - DID YOU BRING ANYTHING FOR ME TO EAT? 50 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,000 - ANYTHING TO EAT? 51 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,133 YOU'RE ASKING ME ABOUT FOOD? 52 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:01,433 GET THE BALL, OKAY? 53 00:03:01,433 --> 00:03:03,300 PRETEND THE BALL IS FOOD. 54 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:04,967 GO AHEAD, GO ON OUT THERE. 55 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,133 GO ON OUT THERE. 56 00:03:06,133 --> 00:03:08,433 THEN WE'LL TALK ABOUT FOOD. 57 00:03:08,433 --> 00:03:11,000 YEAH, CHARLIE HUSTLE WANTS TO KNOW 58 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,533 IF WE BROUGHT ANYTHING TO EAT. 59 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:16,667 - WILL YOU MIND IF I LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH JOEY? 60 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,833 - I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT FOOD. 61 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:24,200 I MADE CANNELLONI THIS MORNING. 62 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,900 THAT'S GONE. 63 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:29,033 [cheering] 64 00:03:30,733 --> 00:03:31,800 - WHERE'S ALLY? 65 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,333 - THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE. 66 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:34,600 ALL THE KIDS KEPT SPINNING ME 67 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,567 ON THIS MERRY-GO-ROUND THING. 68 00:03:37,567 --> 00:03:39,633 I KEPT TELLING THEM TO STOP, BUT THEY WOULDN'T. 69 00:03:39,633 --> 00:03:43,033 THEY JUST KEPT LAUGHING AND PUSHING ME AND-- 70 00:03:45,233 --> 00:03:47,200 I NEED A MINUTE. 71 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,933 - GEOFFREY! 72 00:03:54,933 --> 00:03:56,400 OH, YOUR TEAM HAS THE BALL. 73 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,700 YOU DON'T GOT TO PLAY DEFENSE NOW! 74 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:04,600 - IT'S OKAY, GEOFFREY! YOU'RE DOING GREAT! 75 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,233 HEY, BIG GEOFF! 76 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,800 - AW, GIVE ME A BREAK. 77 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,567 - WOULD YOU JUST CHEER? 78 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:14,233 - WHAT? I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG. 79 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:16,333 I'M JUST-- I'M FOOLING AROUND. 80 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:17,800 I'M FOOLING AROUND, EVERYBODY. 81 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,300 WE'LL STILL LET HIM SLEEP INSIDE TONIGHT. 82 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,367 - HANG IN THERE, GEOFFREY! 83 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:25,200 - GOOD HUSTLE, BIG GEOFF! 84 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,733 - YAY, GEOFFREY! 85 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:29,600 WAY TO GO, GEOFFREY! 86 00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:40,433 - OH, WHEN WE GET HOME, 87 00:04:40,433 --> 00:04:42,767 I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR TUM-TUM. 88 00:04:42,767 --> 00:04:45,333 - NO, THAT'S OKAY, MA. 89 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:46,333 I'M FINE NOW. 90 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:47,733 STOP RUBBING MY TUMMY! 91 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:51,500 - HEY, REMEMBER THE TIME 92 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:55,133 YOU HAD THAT CLAM ROLL AT HOWARD JOHNSON'S? 93 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:57,400 - ALL RIGHT, DAD. 94 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,800 - AND YOU WASHED IT DOWN WITH A STRAWBERRY MILK SHAKE? 95 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,600 - YEAH, I REMEMBER, DAD. 96 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,333 PLEASE STOP. 97 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:06,733 - I HAD A SARDINE SANDWICH 98 00:05:06,733 --> 00:05:10,767 WITH ONIONS AND MAYONNAISE, 99 00:05:10,767 --> 00:05:15,733 AND IT WAS WARM, I RECALL. 100 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:17,233 - WHY DO THIS? 101 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:20,667 - I FIND YOUR DISCOMFORT AMUSING. 102 00:05:22,733 --> 00:05:24,400 - ALL RIGHT, PLENTY OF SNACKS LEFT OVER. 103 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,600 WHO WANTS SOME CHEESE STICKS AND GUAVA NECTAR? 104 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:33,000 - I'LL BE OUTSIDE. 105 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,067 - EXCUSE ME, RAYMOND? 106 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:36,700 - HEY, COACH BRYAN. 107 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:37,967 - HELLO. 108 00:05:37,967 --> 00:05:39,367 CAN WE TALK FOR JUST A MOMENT? 109 00:05:39,367 --> 00:05:42,067 - YEAH, YEAH, WHAT? 110 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:43,633 WHAT, IS THIS ABOUT GEOFFREY SKIPPING, 111 00:05:43,633 --> 00:05:44,900 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA WORK ON THAT. 112 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:46,100 OH, NO, NO. NOT AT ALL. 113 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,533 HE'S MORE THAN WELCOME TO SKIP. 114 00:05:47,533 --> 00:05:50,100 - WELL, THEN, HE'S YOUR MAN. 115 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,200 - LET'S SIT FOR A SECOND, SHALL WE? 116 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,167 - ALL RIGHT. 117 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:58,367 - YOU KNOW, RAYMOND, 118 00:05:58,367 --> 00:06:00,233 I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING SOME OF THE THINGS 119 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:01,933 THAT YOU WERE SAYING IN THE STANDS TODAY, 120 00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:03,233 AND IT CONCERNED ME-- 121 00:06:03,233 --> 00:06:04,467 - YEAH, LISTEN, LISTEN, I-- 122 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,467 - EXCUSE ME, I WAS STILL SPEAKING. 123 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:11,400 I'M CONCERNED THAT MAYBE WE'RE DEALING WITH 124 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,733 SOME MISPLACED PRIORITIES HERE. 125 00:06:13,733 --> 00:06:16,300 NOW, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE A PROMINENT SPORTS WRITER 126 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:18,233 AND YOU DEAL WITH GROWN-UP TEAMS 127 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:20,833 THAT ARE VERY CONCERNED WITH WINNING AND LOSING-- 128 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:21,833 - LOOK, I KNOW WHAT-- 129 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:23,400 - EXCUSE ME, STILL SPEAKING. 130 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,433 - BUT I THINK WE ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND 131 00:06:27,433 --> 00:06:30,367 THAT THE SPACE OUTSIDE THE HOOP 132 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:34,400 IS JUST AS VALID AS THE SPACE INSIDE THE HOOP. 133 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:40,367 - HMM. 134 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:43,867 YOU DON'T OFTEN HEAR THAT FROM A BASKETBALL COACH. 135 00:06:43,867 --> 00:06:45,367 - WELL, YOU KNOW, 136 00:06:45,367 --> 00:06:47,900 COMPETITION ISN'T REALLY WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT. 137 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:49,600 - I KNOW, I KNOW. 138 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,767 IT'S ABOUT FUN. 139 00:06:51,767 --> 00:06:55,133 I MEAN, FUN! 140 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:56,167 JUST GIVE ME A BREAK. 141 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,433 IT'S 8:00 IN THE MORNING. 142 00:06:57,433 --> 00:07:00,067 - RAYMOND, ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY 143 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:01,600 IS THAT, WHEN YOU KID AROUND, 144 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,367 IT SEEMS THAT YOU'RE GENUINELY CONCERNED 145 00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:05,267 THAT GEOFFREY'S DOING SOMETHING BAD. 146 00:07:05,267 --> 00:07:06,300 - WELL, NO, NO, NO, NO. 147 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,633 THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL. 148 00:07:07,633 --> 00:07:10,100 - WELL, THEN, WHY MAKE FUN OF YOUR SON? 149 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,000 - I WASN'T MAKING FUN. 150 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,267 I WAS MAKING FUN-NY! 151 00:07:16,267 --> 00:07:19,233 - "HE'S ALLERGIC TO THE BASKETBALL"? 152 00:07:19,233 --> 00:07:20,233 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 153 00:07:20,233 --> 00:07:23,367 - [chuckling] 154 00:07:27,767 --> 00:07:29,733 IT IS A LITTLE FUNNY. 155 00:07:29,733 --> 00:07:31,867 - YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, 156 00:07:31,867 --> 00:07:34,400 OFTEN A PARENT BELITTLES A CHILD FROM THE SIDELINE 157 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:38,000 BECAUSE THAT PARENT HIMSELF IS A FRUSTRATED ATHLETE. 158 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,133 - NO, NO, NO WAY. 159 00:07:39,133 --> 00:07:40,300 I WAS GOOD AT SPORTS. 160 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:42,900 NOT THAT THAT'S IMPORTANT. 161 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,400 - LOOK, LOOK, 162 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,133 YOU'RE WORRIED THAT I'M TOO SERIOUS HERE, 163 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,867 BUT IT'S JUST THE OPPOSITE. 164 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,533 I'VE ACCEPTED I'VE GOT ONE KID OUT THERE 165 00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:51,200 WHO'S GOOD AT BASKETBALL, 166 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,733 AND ONE KID WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING OUT THERE 167 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:55,333 EXCEPT SPIN AROUND AND PRETEND HE'S SCOOBY-DOO. 168 00:08:03,467 --> 00:08:05,267 [imitating Scooby-Doo] HERRO, REOFFREY! 169 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,700 RO RONG! 170 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,200 - HEY, THE NEXT TIME ROBERT SAYS HE'S NAUSEOUS, 171 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,133 HE'S WALKING HOME, ALL RIGHT? 172 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:37,800 I HAD TO HOSE OFF THE WHOLE SIDE OF THE VAN. 173 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,267 AS FAR AS THE STREET GOES, 174 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:43,133 I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO PRAY FOR RAIN. 175 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:45,900 - GEOFFREY QUIT BASKETBALL. 176 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,733 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHEN? 177 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:49,167 - JUST NOW. 178 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,933 THEY'RE UP THERE CHANGING OUT OF THEIR UNIFORMS. 179 00:08:50,933 --> 00:08:53,467 HE HANDS ME HIS AND SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE. 180 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:55,100 - OH. 181 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,533 WONDER WHY THAT IS? 182 00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:03,333 - GEE, I DON'T KNOW. 183 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:05,700 BUT I WAS JUST TALKING TO HIM, 184 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,133 AND I WAS THINKING IT COULD POSSIBLY BE RELATED 185 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,900 TO YOU TELLING HIS COACH 186 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:13,133 THAT HE LOOKED LIKE SCOOBY-DOO. 187 00:09:13,133 --> 00:09:14,767 - I NEVER SAID THAT. 188 00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:16,267 - THEN WHAT DID YOU SAY? 189 00:09:16,267 --> 00:09:17,467 - I DON'T KNOW, 190 00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:20,633 BUT I DID NOT SAY THAT EXACTLY. 191 00:09:20,633 --> 00:09:22,433 - WHAT DID YOU SAY, RAY? 192 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:27,000 - I WAS HAVING A PRIVATE CONVERSATION 193 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,367 WITH BRYAN TRENBERTH, 194 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,800 WHO, BY THE WAY, KNOWS SQUAT ABOUT BASKETBALL, 195 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,267 AND--AND-- 196 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,600 THE EXACT THING I SAID WAS THAT GEOFFREY WAS GOOD 197 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,233 AT SPINNING AROUND AND PRETENDING TO BE SCOOBY-DOO. 198 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:42,633 GOOD AT SPINNING AND PRETENDING. 199 00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:48,833 - AND GEOFF HEARD YOU. 200 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:50,200 - SO, LOOK, I KNOW-- 201 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,933 - AND YOU WERE MAKING YOUR STUPID COMMENTS 202 00:09:51,933 --> 00:09:53,067 THROUGH THE WHOLE GAME, 203 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,500 AND EVERYBODY ELSE HEARD YOU. 204 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,700 - OKAY, BUT THE ONLY THING HE HEARD WAS SCOOBY-DOO. 205 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:58,367 NOBODY QUITS FROM THAT. 206 00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:01,400 YOU THINK THAT HE QUIT FROM THAT? 207 00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:03,667 I'LL TALK TO HIM. 208 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,067 - WAIT A MINUTE. 209 00:10:05,067 --> 00:10:06,400 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HIM? 210 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,933 - I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM. DON'T WORRY. 211 00:10:07,933 --> 00:10:09,133 - DON'T WORRY? 212 00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:10,467 TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 213 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:11,933 - I DON'T HAVE TO RUN THINGS BY YOU. 214 00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:14,500 YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE HERE. 215 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,767 - RAY. 216 00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:17,467 - I'M GONNA SAY... 217 00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:23,633 THAT IT WAS A JOKE, AND I WAS JUST KIDDING, 218 00:10:23,633 --> 00:10:25,833 AND HE SHOULD PLAY BASKETBALL BECAUSE IT'S A BLAST, 219 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,567 AND LET'S ALL HAVE SOME BUBBLE GUM. 220 00:10:28,733 --> 00:10:31,100 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE? 221 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:35,133 - SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING. 222 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:36,833 IF I GO UP THERE AND APOLOGIZE TO GEOFFREY, 223 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:39,567 THEN HE THINKS I HAVE SOMETHING TO APOLOGIZE ABOUT, 224 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:41,900 AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT'S A BIG DEAL 225 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,033 WHEN IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 226 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,700 - IT IS A BIG DEAL! 227 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:46,067 - NO, NO! 228 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:48,167 NO, IT'S NOT! 229 00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:49,633 HEY, WEREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH 230 00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:51,733 THE "LAUGH WHEN THEY FALL DOWN" TRICK 231 00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:53,600 SO THEY WON'T KNOW THEY HURT THEMSELVES? 232 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,200 - WELL, HE DIDN'T FALL DOWN TODAY. 233 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,600 IT'S AS IF YOU PUSHED HIM DOWN. 234 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,600 - THAT IS A COMPLETELY WRONG ANALOGY! 235 00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:05,333 IF ANYTHING, 236 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,233 TODAY IT WAS LIKE I PATTED HIM ON THE BACK, 237 00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,467 AND HE TRIPPED. 238 00:11:09,467 --> 00:11:11,100 - RAY. 239 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,567 YOU'RE NOT GOING NEAR MY SON. 240 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:13,900 - COME ON! 241 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,300 THIS IS NOTHING! 242 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,167 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT MY FATHER 243 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,100 USED TO DO TO ME WHEN I WAS A KID? 244 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,500 I REMEMBER ONE TIME, 245 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,300 I WAS GETTING READY FOR THE SENIOR PROM, 246 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:25,133 AND I WAS COMBING MY HAIR IN THE HALLWAY MIRROR, 247 00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:26,867 AND HE PUSHES PAST ME AND GOES, 248 00:11:26,867 --> 00:11:29,433 "BAD HAIRCUT: I CAN STILL SEE YOUR FACE." 249 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,767 - AND HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 250 00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:39,033 - WHAT? NOTHING. 251 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:42,033 I KNEW THAT HE WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY. 252 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,900 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 253 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:48,167 I FELT BAD FOR A SECOND, BUT THEN I FORGOT ABOUT IT. 254 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:50,567 - UNTIL NOW? 255 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,167 - LISTEN, THIS WASN'T LIKE THAT. 256 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:56,933 ALL I REALLY DID WAS SAY A LITTLE JOKE. 257 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,400 - LIKE YOUR DAD. 258 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:04,367 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE TOLD ME THAT HAIRCUT STORY BEFORE. 259 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:09,167 - IT WAS JUST A LITTLE JOKE. 260 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:14,967 I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 261 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,700 - I KNOW YOU DIDN'T. 262 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:19,133 - I'LL TALK TO HIM. 263 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,133 I'M GONNA NEED LOTS OF GUM. 264 00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:26,833 HEY, GEOFFREY. 265 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,800 - HI, DADDY. 266 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,667 - HEY. 267 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,700 LISTEN, GEOFF. 268 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,700 WHOOP. 269 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,067 WHAT YOU DOING THERE? 270 00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:37,267 - MAGNET MAN, HE STICKS TO THINGS. 271 00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:40,533 - THAT IS SO GREAT. 272 00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,700 LISTEN, GEOFF, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 273 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:43,933 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU 274 00:12:43,933 --> 00:12:46,333 ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT BASKETBALL TODAY, OKAY? 275 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,333 HERE, LET ME SEE. 276 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,800 LET ME SEE MAGNET MAN. 277 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,067 OKAY, LET'S GO. 278 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,400 HEY, HEY! WHERE WE GOING? 279 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,100 WHOA! 280 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,733 WHOA! 281 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,833 OH, YEAH. 282 00:12:56,833 --> 00:13:00,100 OKAY, LISTEN. 283 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,100 GEOFF, GEOFF, GEOFF. 284 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,100 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 285 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,300 UM... 286 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,767 SO, GEOFFREY, 287 00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:08,967 I HEARD THAT YOU WERE 288 00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:10,667 THINKING ABOUT QUITTING BASKETBALL. 289 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:11,933 - YES. 290 00:13:11,933 --> 00:13:13,600 - WHY? 291 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,800 - I'M NO GOOD. 292 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,767 - WHO SAID THAT? 293 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:17,833 YOU'RE TERRIFIC! 294 00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:18,867 NOBODY SAID YOU'RE NO GOOD. 295 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:19,867 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 296 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:20,867 - MICHAEL'S GOOD. 297 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,133 YOU SAID SO. 298 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:24,433 - OH. 299 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,367 SEE, NO. 300 00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:28,367 MICHAEL'S GOOD, AND SO ARE YOU. 301 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:29,600 HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 302 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,933 I WAS TALKING TO COACH BRYAN TODAY 303 00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:33,367 ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, 304 00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:36,700 AND YOU HEARD ME SAY A LITTLE JOKE. 305 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,467 DADDY DOES THAT SOMETIMES, BUT I WAS JUST KIDDING, 306 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:41,533 LIKE WHEN YOU CALL ME "POOPY-HEAD." 307 00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:44,433 I KNOW YOU REALLY DON'T THINK I'M A POOPY-HEAD. 308 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:51,300 OKAY, MAYBE A BAD EXAMPLE. 309 00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,667 LOOK, HERE'S THE THING: 310 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,333 I WAS WRONG TO SAY THAT JOKE TODAY, 311 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,967 AND I'M SORRY. 312 00:13:58,967 --> 00:13:59,967 OKAY? 313 00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:01,900 - OKAY. 314 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,167 - GOOD, GOOD, I'M GLAD. 315 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,033 YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY BOY, RIGHT? 316 00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,400 - YEAH. 317 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,633 - OKAY, THEN. 318 00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:14,067 AND I WANT YOU TO PLAY BASKETBALL, 319 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,633 BECAUSE YOU REALLY ARE VERY GOOD. 320 00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:17,633 - NO, I'M NOT. - YES, YOU ARE! 321 00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:20,333 I TOLD YOU I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT SCOOBY-DOO AND ALL THAT, 322 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:22,233 SO YOU CAN PLAY BASKETBALL NOW. 323 00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:24,067 - BUT I DON'T WANT TO. 324 00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:25,067 - YES, YOU DO. 325 00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,200 IT'S FUN. 326 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,133 - BUT I'M THE WORST. 327 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,500 - YOU'RE NOT THE WORST. 328 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,133 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT TALK ANYMORE. 329 00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,633 ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS KEEP TRYING. 330 00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:35,267 HEY, REMEMBER THE STORY OF THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE, 331 00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,033 AND THE TORTOISE WAS WAY BEHIND IN THE RACE, 332 00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:38,333 BUT HE KEPT SAYING, 333 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:41,133 "I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN!" 334 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:46,133 - A TRAIN SAID THAT. 335 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:50,167 - OKAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO SAID IT. 336 00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:54,700 WHAT MATTERS IS, THAT IS A TRUE STORY, 337 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,567 AND ALL YOU GOT TO DO 338 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:59,367 IS KEEP THINKING YOU CAN AND KEEP PLAYING, 339 00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:01,100 AND YOU WILL WIN THAT RACE. 340 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,400 - DO I HAVE TO? 341 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,400 - YES! 342 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,067 NO, NO. 343 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,800 NO, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 344 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,367 I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK THAT I'M MAKING YOU. 345 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:13,667 BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO MISS OUT ON THE FUN. 346 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:16,067 THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART, THE FUN. 347 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:18,633 - EH, NO, THANKS. 348 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,400 - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE 349 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,133 BASKETBALL PLAYERS GET ALL THE TIME? 350 00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:30,733 LOTS AND LOTS OF GUM. 351 00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:42,167 [whistle blows] 352 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,767 - WOULD ANYBODY LIKE DEVILLED EGGS? 353 00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:45,400 - YEAH, I'LL TAKE A COUPLE MORE, MA. 354 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,467 - HEY, YOU'RE WALKING HOME. 355 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,567 - YOU KNOW, HONEY, 356 00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:58,233 IF ANYTHING, PULL MOMMY'S FACE UP. 357 00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:03,867 - DADDY? 358 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:05,533 - YEAH, WHAT, BUDDY? 359 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:06,867 - I'M BORED. 360 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:09,200 - WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO THE PLAYGROUND. 361 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,000 - BUT I WANT TO PLAY. 362 00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:14,533 - WHAT, IN THE GAME? 363 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,000 OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 364 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 COME ON! 365 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,200 [buzzer sounds] 366 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,200 - HALFTIME! 367 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,967 - ALL RIGHT, GREAT! 368 00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:23,167 THAT WAS GREAT! 369 00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:24,167 EVERYBODY WAS GOOD. 370 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,433 SUPER-DUPER JOB, EVERYBODY. 371 00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,533 LET'S REHYDRATE AND COME RIGHT BACK. 372 00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,200 - COACH BRYAN, 373 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,167 GEOFFREY HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO ASK YOU. 374 00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:34,267 - SURE, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MY FRIEND? 375 00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:36,167 - CAN I PLAY? 376 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:37,533 - WELL, GEOFFREY, BEFORE, 377 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:39,167 YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING, 378 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,400 BUT NOW YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND 379 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,733 AND YOU WANT TO PLAY? 380 00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:44,000 - YOU HEARD HIM. 381 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,100 COACH. BRYAN. COACH BRYAN. 382 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,333 - WELL, GEOFFREY, IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, 383 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,967 I'LL PUT YOU RIGHT IN. 384 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,300 YOU CAN BE NUMBER 7, 385 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,600 IF YOU'RE READY TO HAVE FUN. 386 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,033 - HE'S READY! 387 00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:58,400 OKAY, I'LL GO SIT. 388 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,700 HEY, NUMBER 7, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS NUMBER 7? 389 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:01,600 MICKEY MANTLE. 390 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,000 - I BELIEVE THAT'S BASEBALL. 391 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:08,133 - I KNOW, BRYAN. 392 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:10,300 BUT HE WAS STILL GREAT, 393 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,167 AND IT WAS A SPORT, TOO. 394 00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,433 AND HE HAD FUN, 395 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,300 AND THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. 396 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,333 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. 397 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,000 NEXT TIME PICK IT UP 398 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,600 IF YOU WANT TO. 399 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,033 LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE! 400 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,667 [whistle blows] 401 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,033 - ALL RIGHT, WAY TO PLAY TOUGH "D"! 402 00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,500 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 403 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,233 - WHAT? I'M TRYING TO KEEP IT ALIVE UP HERE. 404 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,667 [singing] HERE WE GO, GEOFFREY, HERE WE GO 405 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,067 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 406 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,867 - DIFFERENT FAMILY. 407 00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:01,300 HELLO. 408 00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:06,633 [whistle blows] 409 00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:07,667 - TRAVELING. 410 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,067 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GEOFFREY. 411 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,233 DRIBBLING ISN'T EVERYTHING. 412 00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:11,533 WAY TO GET THE BALL! 413 00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:12,733 YOU GOT THE BALL! WAY TO GET THE BALL! 414 00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:22,733 WAY TO HAVE FUN OUT THERE! 415 00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:24,367 GO, FUN! 416 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:44,767 HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN. 417 00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:48,667 [laughs] 418 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,267 - CALM DOWN. 419 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:51,633 - HEY, I'M HERE FOR HIM. 420 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:54,233 - MAYBE YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO HERE FOR HIM. 421 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,233 - DO YOU WANT TO HELP OUT? 422 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,633 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CHATTER? 423 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:00,867 [whistle blows] 424 00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:03,200 - HEY, FOUL! HE WAS FOULED! 425 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,800 - TWO SHOTS! 426 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,233 - OH, HE GETS TWO SHOTS. 427 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:12,933 ALL RIGHT, GEOFFREY, DON'T WORRY. 428 00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:15,000 WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE IS GREAT. 429 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,200 - HOLD IT, BUDDY. 430 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,200 BEHIND THE LINE. 431 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,200 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY. 432 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,400 IT'S A COMMON MISTAKE. 433 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,767 WE'VE ALL DONE THAT, RIGHT? 434 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,667 - WOULD YOU SIT DOWN? 435 00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:43,367 [cheers and applause] 436 00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:48,133 OH, DID YOU SEE THAT? 437 00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:49,600 OH, MAN, THAT WAS GREAT! 438 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,600 THAT WAS-- 439 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,100 - OW! 440 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,100 HE BIT ME! 441 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,633 - GEOFFREY, GEOFFREY! 442 00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:56,100 GEOFFREY, GEOFFREY! 443 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,467 OH, YEAH, OKAY. 444 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,433 I KNOW, I KNOW. 445 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,267 YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER SHOT. YEAH. 446 00:20:03,267 --> 00:20:05,067 THIS ONE DOESN'T MATTER, EITHER, GEOFFREY. 447 00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:06,433 WHATEVER YOU WANT! 448 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:18,267 [screaming] 449 00:20:19,867 --> 00:20:21,200 GEOFFREY! 450 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,633 DID YOU SEE MY BOY? DID YOU SEE MY BOY? 451 00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:24,900 DID YOU SEE MY BOY? 452 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,133 DID YOU ALL SEE MY BOY? 453 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,733 AAH, OHH, OW! 454 00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:28,800 I'M ALL RIGHT. 455 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,100 I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY! 456 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,700 WAY TO GO, GEOFFREY! 457 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,000 YEAH, YOU, TOO, MICHAEL! 458 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU! 459 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 I HAVE TWO SONS! 460 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,433 YEAH, AND A DAUGHTER! 461 00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:39,900 YAY, YAY, YAY, EVERYBODY! 462 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,533 MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER. 463 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:42,700 OW, OW. 464 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,033 OW, OW, OW. 465 00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:47,333 - IS THAT YOUR DAD? 466 00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:58,800 - OKAY, KIDS, GREAT FUN TODAY. 467 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,333 I'M PROUD OF BOTH OF YOU. 468 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,767 AND LISTEN, GEOFFREY, IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED 469 00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,700 IF YOU MISSED THOSE SHOTS, BUT YOU DIDN'T. 470 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:04,700 YOU MADE THEM BOTH. 471 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:05,700 I LOVE YOU. 472 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,567 I LOVE YOU BOTH, GUYS. 473 00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:07,900 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 474 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:08,933 - GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 475 00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:10,400 - GOOD NIGHT. 476 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,533 OH. 477 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:22,267 WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 478 00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:24,000 - THAT'S VERY NICE. 479 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 THAT'S VERY NICE. 480 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,067 - HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 481 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,100 WHERE YOU GOING? WHERE YOU GOING? 482 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:31,533 - [screaming] 483 00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:33,233 - WHOA!