1 00:00:01,867 --> 00:00:03,967 - OKAY, ALLY, YEAH, WE'LL SEE YOU IN A WEEK. 2 00:00:03,967 --> 00:00:05,200 UH-HUH. 3 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,467 WELL, HAVE FUN IN CONNECTICUT, 4 00:00:06,467 --> 00:00:08,567 AND YOU DO WHAT GRANDMA TELLS YOU, OKAY? 5 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:12,200 - OR YOU'LL BE SENT BACK TO THIS GRANDMA. 6 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,667 - NO, NO, NO, HONEY. HONEY, HE'S KIDDING. 7 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:17,000 HE'S KIDDING. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 - OKAY, HONEY, WE LOVE YOU. BYE-BYE. 9 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,600 - BYE. BYE-BYE. 10 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,467 - RAY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN PACKED? 11 00:00:23,467 --> 00:00:25,133 AMY'S GONNA BE HERE ANY SECOND. 12 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:27,100 - - WHAT? I'M PACKED. 13 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:32,067 - THAT'S IT? 14 00:00:32,067 --> 00:00:34,500 - WELL, ALL I NEED IS MY GOLF CLOTHES. 15 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:36,233 THE REST OF THE TIME, I'M GONNA BE NAKED, 16 00:00:36,233 --> 00:00:39,333 LETTING YOUR EYES ENJOY THE PARTY. 17 00:00:47,233 --> 00:00:49,700 - THERE BETTER BE BOOZE AT THAT PARTY. 18 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,133 AMY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 19 00:00:56,133 --> 00:00:58,667 - I'M GREAT. 20 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:01,733 I'M ON MY WAY OVER HERE TO DRIVE YOU GUYS TO THE AIRPORT 21 00:01:01,733 --> 00:01:03,533 FOR YOUR ROMANTIC GETAWAY. 22 00:01:03,533 --> 00:01:05,500 OF COURSE, I'M ABLE TO DO THAT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT 23 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,133 BECAUSE GIANNI AND I BROKE UP. 24 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:09,067 - OH, AMY, REALLY? 25 00:01:09,067 --> 00:01:11,633 - YEAH? OH, MAN. 26 00:01:11,633 --> 00:01:13,633 THAT'S TOUGH. 27 00:01:13,633 --> 00:01:15,733 SHOULD WE GET GOING? 28 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:21,067 - HERE'S THE THING, I KIND OF HAD TO ABANDON MY CAR 29 00:01:21,067 --> 00:01:22,467 IN THIS 50-FOOT SNOWDRIFT, 30 00:01:22,467 --> 00:01:24,300 THEN WALK 20 BLOCKS TO GET HERE. 31 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,800 I RUINED MY NEW SHOES. 32 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,167 I GOT FROSTBITE ON MY PINKY TOE, 33 00:01:27,167 --> 00:01:29,400 AND, OH, RIGHT BEFORE MY CAR BATTERY DIED, 34 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,233 THE GUY ON THE RADIO SAID-- 35 00:01:31,233 --> 00:01:32,967 HERE'S THE PART YOU'LL CARE ABOUT-- 36 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:34,333 THE AIRPORT'S CLOSED. 37 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:36,067 - OH, NO! - OH, NO! 38 00:01:36,067 --> 00:01:38,633 - YES, SO I LOST MY CAR, MY SHOES, 39 00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:41,067 NOT TO MENTION MY BOYFRIEND, FOR NOTHING. 40 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:44,300 AND I'LL DIE ALONE WITH NINE TOES. 41 00:01:46,233 --> 00:01:47,700 - WHAT WAS THAT? 42 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:50,133 - I THINK THE POWER JUST WENT OUT. 43 00:01:50,133 --> 00:01:53,333 - MAN, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT BAD NEWS TODAY. 44 00:01:58,367 --> 00:02:00,167 - HEY, OUR HEAT'S OUT OVER THERE. 45 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,500 - SHUT THE DOOR. 46 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:02,567 - YEAH. 47 00:02:02,567 --> 00:02:04,267 AND WE REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD EITHER 48 00:02:04,267 --> 00:02:05,833 'CAUSE WE WERE GOING AWAY. 49 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:10,700 - OH, SO YOU CAME OVER BECAUSE YOU WERE HUNGRY. 50 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:13,500 WHEN THE MAN ON THE RADIO SAID THAT THE AIRPORT WAS CLOSED, 51 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,400 I JUST ASSUMED YOU'D CARE ENOUGH 52 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,400 TO SEE IF YOUR PARENTS HAD FROZEN TO DEATH. 53 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,367 BUT I GUES THAT WAS TOO MUCH. 54 00:02:20,367 --> 00:02:22,333 HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 55 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:25,367 STAY HERE WITH YOUR FAMILY, WHO LOVES YOU. 56 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:27,067 - YEAH. 57 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:28,333 - OH, AMY, 58 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:30,633 SUCH A NICE SURPRISE. 59 00:02:30,633 --> 00:02:32,067 - HI, MARIE. 60 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:34,967 HEY, FRANK, NICE FIRE. 61 00:02:34,967 --> 00:02:37,800 - I LIKE FIRE. 62 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,700 - AH, THAT'S GOOD. AH. OH, YEAH. 63 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,733 - AMY, COME HERE. 64 00:02:43,733 --> 00:02:46,333 YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO WITHOUT ELECTRICITY, 65 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,233 BUT I WAS ABLE TO MAKE SOME HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICHES, 66 00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:51,267 TURKEY SANDWICHES, ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES. 67 00:02:51,267 --> 00:02:52,867 AND, OF COURSE, THERE'S MACARONI SALAD, 68 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:55,233 POTATO SALAD, AND, OF COURSE, REGULAR SALAD. 69 00:02:55,233 --> 00:02:57,567 THEN THERE'S PIES AND COOKIES AND CAKE 70 00:02:57,567 --> 00:02:59,567 FOR DESSERT. 71 00:02:59,567 --> 00:03:02,167 - MA, YOU'RE TWO PICKLES AWAY FROM OPENING A DELI. 72 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:03,867 - [laughs] 73 00:03:03,867 --> 00:03:05,200 - MMM, SO GOOD. 74 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,067 YOU GUYS GOT TO GET IN ON SOME OF THIS. 75 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:08,867 - I'M HUNGRY. I AM HUNGRY. 76 00:03:08,867 --> 00:03:10,533 - YOU PEOPLE DON'T NEED FOOD. 77 00:03:10,533 --> 00:03:14,600 ALL YOU NEED IS MY WORLD-FAMOUS SPICED RUM PUNCH. 78 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:18,167 - OH, BOY, DON'T GET THAT CLOSE TO THE FIRE. 79 00:03:18,167 --> 00:03:20,267 - YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES YOUR MOTHER'S VOICE 80 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,867 SOUNDS LIKE AN AIR-RAID SIREN? 81 00:03:21,867 --> 00:03:26,433 - OH, STOP, FRANK. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 82 00:03:26,433 --> 00:03:27,433 - AH. 83 00:03:27,433 --> 00:03:30,467 IT'S LIKE LIQUID EAR PLUG. 84 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:32,900 - FILL HER UP. 85 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:34,600 - THERE YOU GO. 86 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:40,367 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, FRANK. 87 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:42,633 I PUT ALL THIS TOGETHER WITH NOTHING BUT LOVE 88 00:03:42,633 --> 00:03:44,233 AND A FLASHLIGHT. 89 00:03:44,233 --> 00:03:46,300 WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE IS TRYING TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT, 90 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:48,600 YOU HAVE TO BE A MEAN OLD GROUCH. 91 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:52,133 - FINISHED, OR DO I NEED TO GET A REFILL? 92 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:58,800 - OH, I'M FINISHED, ALL RIGHT. I'M FINISHED WITH YOU. 93 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,067 - HERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T GET ON VACATION. 94 00:04:04,433 --> 00:04:07,667 - HEADS UP. COMING THROUGH! 95 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:09,667 AMY. 96 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:12,400 - ROBERT. 97 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,900 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 98 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:17,067 - I WAS THEIR RIDE TO THE AIRPORT. 99 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:18,600 THEN THE WEATHER... 100 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,167 - OH, RIGHT, YEAH. 101 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:22,067 I'M KIND OF SURPRISED I ENDED UP HERE MYSELF, 102 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:26,100 'CAUSE USUALLY, YOU KNOW, FRIDAY NIGHT'S PARTY NIGHT. 103 00:04:28,633 --> 00:04:30,600 - HOW ABOUT THE WOOD? 104 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,767 YAH! MULE! 105 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:36,433 - AMY, HOW'S GIANNI? 106 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:38,267 - WHY? DID HE SAY SOMETHING? 107 00:04:38,267 --> 00:04:40,233 DID HE SAY HE BROKE UP WITH ME? 108 00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:42,700 'CAUSE THE TRUTH IS IT WAS TOTALLY MUTUAL. 109 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,067 - OH... 110 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:46,833 - ACTUALLY, IT'S FINE. IT'S PERFECTLY FINE. 111 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:48,400 WE HAD FUN FOR A WHILE, 112 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,933 BUT IT TURNS OUT HE'S AWFUL AND AFRAID TO BE HAPPY. 113 00:04:51,933 --> 00:04:54,067 - I'M SORRY, DEAR. 114 00:04:54,067 --> 00:04:56,067 - AH! 115 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:57,267 - TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT. 116 00:04:57,267 --> 00:04:58,667 - GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 117 00:04:58,667 --> 00:05:00,233 GET! 118 00:05:03,233 --> 00:05:07,100 - YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING, WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF? 119 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,933 - SOMETHING SAD AND COLD AND BORING? 120 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:12,700 - [chuckles] NO, SILLY. NO. 121 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:16,167 IT REMINDS ME OF OUR OLD NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTIES. 122 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:17,400 REMEMBER, FRANK? 123 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,533 BACK WHEN PEOPLE COULD STAND YOU? 124 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:22,067 - YEAH. [laughs] 125 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:23,433 - I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME 126 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:25,300 I GOT TO STAY UP WITH THE ADULTS. 127 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:27,967 AH, IT WAS FUN. MY FIRST GROWN-UP PARTY. 128 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:31,967 - YEAH, I REMEMBER THOSE. 129 00:05:31,967 --> 00:05:33,733 I REMEMBER THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME 130 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,833 THAT I DANCED WITH A GIRL. 131 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:37,600 LINDA VISOKI. 132 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,167 I REMEMBER I WORKED UP A DANCE MOVE AHEAD OF TIME. 133 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:43,300 OH, GOD, I THOUGHT I WAS SO COOL. 134 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:45,067 - WHAT? SHOW IT TO US. - OH, YEAH, COME ON. 135 00:05:45,067 --> 00:05:46,367 - NO! NO! NO! 136 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:48,800 - LET'S SEE IT. - COME ON! 137 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,167 - OH, SHOW IT. 138 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:52,400 - ALL RIGHT. 139 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,067 I THINK IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 140 00:05:54,067 --> 00:05:56,233 * HERE I GO 141 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:59,233 [all cheering] 142 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,967 YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT! 143 00:06:00,967 --> 00:06:03,533 YOU GOT TO LOVE THAT! 144 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:08,100 - YEAH, I REMEMBER LINDA WAS INSTITUTIONALIZED 145 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,767 THE VERY NEXT DAY. 146 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:12,867 - I DON'T REMEMBER YOU TEARING UP THE DANCE FLOOR 147 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:14,700 BACK THEN, BIG MAN. 148 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:17,100 - OH, LET ME TELL YA, I HAD THE MOVES, SCRUFFY. 149 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,400 - DO YOUR DANCING, ROBBIE. 150 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,233 - YEAH, LET'S SEE. 151 00:06:22,367 --> 00:06:26,400 YEAH. YEAH, RIGHT. YEAH. 152 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,533 YEAH, RIGHT. 153 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:39,467 - HE'S LIKE A HAPPY BUFFALO. 154 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,867 - THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR GENERATION. 155 00:06:41,867 --> 00:06:43,333 YOU ONLY THINK YOU CAN DANCE. 156 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:44,633 - YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, DAD, 157 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:46,800 'CAUSE YOU WANT A PIECE OF THAT, HUH? 158 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,067 COME ON. 159 00:06:48,067 --> 00:06:49,533 - GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT. 160 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:53,067 LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 161 00:06:53,967 --> 00:06:57,667 [smooth jazz music] 162 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,867 * 163 00:06:58,867 --> 00:07:00,133 MARIE? 164 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:01,267 - WHAT? 165 00:07:01,267 --> 00:07:02,700 - GET UP. GET OVER HERE. 166 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,233 - OH... 167 00:07:04,233 --> 00:07:06,800 WELL, OKAY. 168 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,667 OH, FRANK, THIS IS WONDERFUL. 169 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:11,600 - TAKE IT EASY. 170 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,500 * 171 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,800 - OH, ISN'T THAT GREAT? - THAT'S WONDERFUL. 172 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,600 - TAKE NOTES. THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. 173 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,133 - WHOO! 174 00:07:21,133 --> 00:07:23,500 - NOT BAD THERE, OLD MAN. 175 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,500 - LOOK AT YOU. 176 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:28,767 YOU EVER HAVE A GUY DANCE WITH YOU LIKE THIS? 177 00:07:35,767 --> 00:07:38,467 - NEVER. 178 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:39,500 - MAY I, MARIE? 179 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,833 I THINK I CAN DO SOME GOOD HERE. 180 00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:44,433 - OKAY, BUT JUST FOR A SECOND. 181 00:07:49,833 --> 00:07:53,567 - WHOO! 182 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:55,367 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING, AMY. 183 00:07:55,367 --> 00:07:56,767 YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS. 184 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:59,067 - THIS IS WONDERFUL, FRANK. 185 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:01,767 - OKAY, OKAY! IT'S MY TURN AGAIN. 186 00:08:01,767 --> 00:08:07,467 - PLEASE, MARIE, SHE'S WAITED HER WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS! 187 00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:09,967 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS, ONE OF YOU BOYS DANCE WITH ME. 188 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,767 - ALL RIGHT. COME ON! 189 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:20,133 - HEY, I'M GETTING LONELY OVER HERE. 190 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,067 - I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TOO. 191 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:24,267 - NO, I WANT FRANK. 192 00:08:24,267 --> 00:08:25,567 - AMY, DO YOU MIND? 193 00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:29,167 - NOT AT ALL. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 194 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:39,233 - ALL RIGHT, WATCH THE HANDS, THERE. 195 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:41,067 - YEAH, YEAH. 196 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:43,933 - I'M TALKING TO DEBRA. 197 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:45,733 - OKAY. FRANK'S GOT DEBRA. 198 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,433 NOW I'M GONNA DANCE WITH YOU, 199 00:08:47,433 --> 00:08:51,067 AND EVERYONE ELSE PAIR UP HOWEVER YOU WANT. 200 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,733 - OH, FRANK, THIS IS JUST GREAT. 201 00:08:57,733 --> 00:08:59,833 - NOT BAD, HUH? - YEAH. 202 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:01,367 GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE 203 00:09:01,367 --> 00:09:04,700 I'M ACTUALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH YOU. 204 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,067 - WHAT? 205 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,700 - WHAT? NO, NO, I JUST MEANT--YOU KNOW. 206 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:10,967 - NO, NO, I DON'T KNOW. 207 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,367 - OH, FRANK, COME ON! COME ON. 208 00:09:14,367 --> 00:09:16,700 FRANK, NO, IT'S JUST... 209 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:19,333 YOU KNOW, NORMALLY YOU'RE-- I DON'T KNOW. 210 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,100 IT'S LIKE, ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS, 211 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:26,300 I THOUGHT I WOULD BE SEARCHING FOR THE ESCAPE HATCH, YOU KNOW? 212 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:30,167 OH, FRANK, COME ON! HEY. 213 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,900 FRANK. NO. 214 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:37,133 NO, THIS IS NICE! 215 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:40,267 WHERE YOU GOING? NO, FRANK, DON'T GO! 216 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:47,067 * 217 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,867 - FRANK, COME ON! 218 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:56,067 PLEASE COME IN! 219 00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:58,567 HE'S JUST STANDING OUT THERE. 220 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:04,300 - "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH YOU?" 221 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,333 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, DEB? 222 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,133 - I WAS TRYIGN TO SAY SOMETHING NICE. 223 00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:10,867 IT JUST CAME OUT WRONG. 224 00:10:10,867 --> 00:10:14,767 - NOT JUST WRONG. MEAN. 225 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:17,367 - YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND TALK TO HIM, 226 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,133 TRY TO GET HIM TO COME BACK INSIDE. 227 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:22,433 I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT. 228 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:24,300 - I CAN. 229 00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:27,800 - WHAT? 230 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,567 - OH, NOTHING. 231 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,233 - NO, WHAT, MARIE? 232 00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:37,367 - WELL, DEAR ALL KNEW THAT EVENTUALLY 233 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:39,800 ONE OF THOSE THOUGHTS WOULD SLIP OUT. 234 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,400 - ONE OF WHAT THOUGHTS? 235 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:45,800 - YOU KNOW, THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN US. 236 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,500 - WHAT? 237 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,433 - BETTER THAN WHO, EXACTLY? 238 00:10:56,433 --> 00:11:00,267 JUST--JUST YOU AND DAD, OR ALL OF US? 239 00:11:00,267 --> 00:11:01,567 - ALL OF US. 240 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:04,067 - MARIE, I SAID SOMETHING STUPID TO FRANK, 241 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:07,333 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I THINK I'M BETTER THAN HIM. 242 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,267 - METHINKS THOU DOTH PROTES-- 243 00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:12,067 - OH, DON'T SAY, "METHINKS THOU DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH." 244 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:14,933 - ALL RIGHT, I WON'T SAY IT... 245 00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:18,067 BUT METHINKS IT. 246 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,833 - I DON'T KNOW, MA. 247 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:26,133 I THINK YOU'RE MAKING WAY TOO BIG OF A DEAL OUT OF THIS. 248 00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:27,833 - YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID TO DAD, 249 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:30,067 SHE WAS JUST SURPRISED HOW DIFFERENT HE WAS ACTING. 250 00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,700 HE WAS ALL DELIGHTFUL AND-- 251 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:34,433 - KIND OF SEXY. 252 00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:40,733 I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE. 253 00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:46,900 - WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AWARE OF THIS FEELING OF SUPERIORITY, 254 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:49,233 AND NOW THAT YOU'VE MADE IT SO OBVIOUS, 255 00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:54,367 MAYBE IT'S BEST IF I'M THE ONE TO GO OUT AND GET THAT DEAR MAN. 256 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:00,067 - "DEAR MAN"? SOMETHING'S LOOSE. 257 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:02,667 - WAIT A MINUTE, MARIE. 258 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,633 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, 259 00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:07,133 ARE ACCUSING ME OF ACTING SUPERIOR. 260 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,333 - HERE. HERE YOU GO. 261 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,733 - I DON'T WANT THAT. 262 00:12:09,733 --> 00:12:11,733 - ALL RIGHT. 263 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:15,100 - IT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR. 264 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,567 I UNDERSTAND. 265 00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,867 YOU GREW UP IN AN UPPER-CLASS FAMILY. 266 00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:21,800 YOU WENT TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, A FANCY COLLEGE, 267 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,500 AND THAT'S NOT WHO WE ARE AT ALL. 268 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,733 ROBBIE DIDN'T EVEN GO TO COLLEGE. 269 00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:31,267 - I ALWAYS ENJOY WHEN WE CAN BRING THAT UP OUT OF THE BLUE. 270 00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:37,367 - AND IT'S NATURAL FOR YOU ONCE IN A WHILE TO THINK, 271 00:12:37,367 --> 00:12:41,567 "OH, THOSE LOWER, MIDDLE-CLASS BARONES." 272 00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:42,900 - MARIE! 273 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,767 - IT'S OKAY, DEAR, YOU CAN'T HELP IT. 274 00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:47,500 IT'S IN YOUR BLOOD. 275 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,700 - I GREW UP IN CONNECTICUT, FOR GOD SAKES, 276 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,467 NOT BUCKINGHAM PALACE. 277 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,933 - YOU SEE? 278 00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:57,200 NOW, WHY YOU'D EVEN THINK TO REFER TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE-- 279 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,833 - HEY, HEY, LISTEN! 280 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,833 - AH, COME ON, YOU TWO, DON'T MAKE A THING. 281 00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:04,367 JUST GET TO THE HUG AND HAVE A SANDWICH. 282 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,167 - MARIE, WAIT A MINUTE. 283 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:10,167 DO WE ALWAYS SEE EYE-TO-EYE? NO. 284 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:11,633 BUT THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT, 285 00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:13,500 NOT BECAUSE I THINK I'M BETTER, 286 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,100 JUST DIFFERENT. 287 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,933 AND YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, YOU'RE THE TIGHT-KNIT FAMILY. 288 00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:20,233 I WAS THE OUTSIDER, 289 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,800 AND I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT, IN MOST WAYS, 290 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,500 I WAS THE SAME AS YOU GUYS, 291 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,533 BUT I GUESS... 292 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:32,433 WELL, I'M SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 293 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:41,067 I'M GONNA GO GET FRANK. 294 00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,967 - COME ON. 295 00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:44,433 - WHAT? 296 00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:46,633 - COME ON. WE'RE JUST DIFFERENT THAN YOU? 297 00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:50,500 WE'RE LIKE THE FRONT PORCH OF THE NUT HOUSE. 298 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,900 - HEY! 299 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,767 - HOW COULD YOU NOT THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN US? 300 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,633 IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF YOU DIDN'T. 301 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,333 - RAYMOND! 302 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,067 - I'M JUST TRYING TO PROVE YOUR POINT, MA, 303 00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:00,300 BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT. 304 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:04,467 - WELL, OKAY, THEN. 305 00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:08,300 - NO, SHE'S NOT RIGHT! RAY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 306 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:11,367 - AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW. 307 00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:14,067 - WAIT. 308 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,800 ARE YOU DRUNK? 309 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,633 - [slurring] DON'T BE PREPOSTEROUS. 310 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,633 - YOU ARE. 311 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,633 - NO, HE'S FINE. GO AHEAD, RAYMOND. 312 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:33,133 YOU WERE SAYING I WAS RIGHT OR SOMETHING. 313 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,567 - YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE BETTER? 314 00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:36,567 YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN FRANK BARONE? 315 00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:43,633 YOU THINK THAT MY FATHER, A KNOWN BABOON'S ASS... 316 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,067 IS YOUR EQUAL? 317 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,267 - YES. 318 00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:50,433 - [scoffs] YOU GUYS BUY THAT? 319 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,267 - IT DOES SEEM A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE. 320 00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:57,200 - I MEAN, FRANK IS DISGUSTING. 321 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:01,300 - I THOUGHT HE WAS SEXY, SO I GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS. 322 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,433 - THIS IS STUPID. 323 00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:06,833 I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS. 324 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,067 - SEE, NOW WE'RE STUPID. 325 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:10,367 - I DIDN'T SAY THAT, MARIE. 326 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,333 LOOK, WE ALL KNOW FRANK CAN BE GROSS. 327 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,433 THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M BETTER. 328 00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:16,300 - NO? HOW ABOUT ROBERT? 329 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,600 - HEY, HEY, WAIT, WAIT. 330 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,833 - NO, ROBERT, LET HIM TALK. GO AHEAD. 331 00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:22,300 - ROBERT'S WEIRD. 332 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,633 HE DOESN'T LIKE TO GO OUT TO EAT 333 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,967 BECAUSE HE HAS A FEAR OF BUSBOYS. 334 00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:30,500 HE CAN'T CARRY HIS DOLLAR BILLS FACING EACH OTHER 335 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,333 BECAUSE IT WOULD BE LIKE THEY'RE KISSING. 336 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,067 - THAT'S JUST QUIRKY. 337 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,567 - YEAH? QUIRKY? 338 00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,933 HE SEPARATES HIS GOOD 'N PLENTIES 339 00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:50,500 INTO "GOODS" AND "PLENTIES." 340 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,500 RIGHT? WHICH ONE IS WHICH AGAIN? 341 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,633 - NEVER MIND. 342 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:55,633 - NO, NO, GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. 343 00:15:57,933 --> 00:16:01,267 - THE PINKS ARE THE "GOODS," 344 00:16:01,267 --> 00:16:05,267 AND THE WHITES ARE THE "PLENTIES." 345 00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:08,233 'CAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS MORE OF THEM. 346 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,667 AND THEY'RE NOT AS GOOD. 347 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:22,067 AND THEN THERE'S A THIRD CATEGORY OF "IRREGULARS." 348 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,767 - AND THEY'RE CALLED... 349 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:30,567 - "CUTIES." 350 00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:40,267 - I REST MY CASE. 351 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:45,533 - VERY GOOD. NOW DO ME, RAYMOND. 352 00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:47,167 - YOU. 353 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:50,133 WHERE DO I BEGIN? 354 00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:54,167 JUDGMENTAL! 355 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,133 CHILDISH! 356 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:58,333 MEDDLESOME! 357 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:02,767 A WORLD-CLASS BUTTINSKY! 358 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:05,733 I MEAN... 359 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,567 - [laughs] 360 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,633 - YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS? 361 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,333 - NO, I DO NOT. 362 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,800 - NOW SHE'S JUST BEING STUBBORN. 363 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,833 - WHAT ABOUT YOU, RAYMOND? YOU'RE BAD TOO. 364 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,300 - LISTEN, I MIGHT BE THE WORST! 365 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,333 DEBRA'S GOT TO LIVE WITH ME 366 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,267 DAY IN AND DAY OUT FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE! 367 00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:31,500 - NOT TOO THRILLED ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW. 368 00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:36,367 - AND COULD YOU BE? 369 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:39,567 DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT A WEEK AGO, YOU CAME HOME, 370 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:42,367 AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BABYSITTING OR SOMETHING, 371 00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:47,367 AND I WAS JUST ZONKED OUT ON THE COUCH WITH THE TV GOING? 372 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,733 AND I HAD PIZZA SAUCE KIND OF ALL DOWN MY CHEST, 373 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:53,467 WHICH WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT BAD... 374 00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:56,600 IF I HAD BEEN WEARING A SHIRT... 375 00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:01,067 OR EATING PIZZA. 376 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:07,700 AND DO YOU REMEMBER HOW I GREETED YOU THAT DAY? 377 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,633 HMM? 378 00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:12,600 HEY, BABY... 379 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:18,100 THE KIDS ARE ASLEEP, AND I'M HALFWAY TO NAKED TOWN. 380 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,067 POPULATION: ME. 381 00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:23,067 - OH, GOD. OKAY! OKAY! 382 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,633 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 383 00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:27,800 THAT I'M BETTER THAN YOU? FINE! 384 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,533 I AM BETTER! 385 00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:32,667 - [laughs] 386 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,333 I WAS RIGHT! 387 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:38,500 - YEP! YEP! YOU GOT ME! 388 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,633 YOU KNOW, I WAS NEVER SURE IF IT WAS TRUE, 389 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:43,367 BUT THIS, TONIGHT... 390 00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:45,833 I REALLY HAVE TO THANK YOU ALL. 391 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,067 'CAUSE YOU'VE MADE IT CRYSTAL CLEAR-- 392 00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,500 YOU'RE ALL NUTS! 393 00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:54,333 - GOOD JOB, MAN. 394 00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:58,733 - THAT WAS WONDERFUL. 395 00:18:58,733 --> 00:19:05,500 - SO YOU'RE HAPPY THAT I THINK I'M BETTER THAN YOU? 396 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,900 - NOT HAPPY. 397 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,067 I'M JUST GLAD WE GOT THIS OUT. 398 00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:10,967 IT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 399 00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:13,300 AND NOW WE KNOW. 400 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:16,133 - [laughs] AND NOW WE KNOW. 401 00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:19,667 AND NOW WE SIT. 402 00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:24,700 BECAUSE WE KNOW. 403 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:32,067 - I REALLY NEED A VACATION. 404 00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:43,067 HEY, FRANK. 405 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,533 [snowball crashing] 406 00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:47,633 NICE SHOT. 407 00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:49,367 - BACK IN THE DAY, 408 00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:52,300 I COULD TAKE OUT THE WINDOW OF A MILK TRUCK AT 30 YARDS. 409 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,900 - HEY, LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID BEFORE. 410 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,233 I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN IT. 411 00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:00,167 - EH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 412 00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,200 - NO, I WAS MAD ABOUT OUR TRIP, 413 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,867 AND I HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 414 00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:06,367 LISTEN, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, 415 00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:08,767 IT'S BEEN HORRIBLE IN THERE SINCE YOU LEFT. 416 00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:10,600 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 417 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,167 - YOU KNOW, I GUESS I GOT MAD, 'CAUSE... 418 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,900 I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS YOU AND ME 419 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:18,600 AGAINST ALL OF THEM IN THERE. 420 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,033 - WHAT? 421 00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:21,333 - I--I MEAN, LIKE, YOU AND ME, 422 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,900 WE'RE NOT LIKE THEM, YOU KNOW? 423 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,900 - OH, YEAH. 424 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,567 I GUESS. 425 00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:30,100 MAYBE... 426 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,233 - NO, TRUST ME, WE'RE NOT LIKE THEM. 427 00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:35,033 THEY'RE LOONIES. 428 00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:45,533 [slow swing music] 429 00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:47,300 - ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THIS MUSIC. 430 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:50,033 IT'S MAKING ME FEEL DUSTY. 431 00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:51,800 [tuning radio] 432 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,600 [Steve Miller Band's Jungle Love playing] 433 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:58,233 OH, MY GOD! YES! YES! I LOVE THIS SONG! 434 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:02,600 - * JUNGLE LOVE, IT'S DRIVING ME MAD * 435 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,200 * IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY, CRAZY * 436 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,067 - AMY! AMY! JUNGLE LOVE! 437 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:11,500 REMEMBER WHEN THEY PLAYED THIS AT THE POLICEMEN'S BALL? 438 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,667 WHOO! 439 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,067 - * YOU TREAT ME LIKE I WAS YOUR OCEAN * 440 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:35,600 - THIS IS DANCING? 441 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,133 - THEY'LL WEAR THEMSELVES OUT, 442 00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:39,733 THEN THE FLOOR IS ALL OURS. 443 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:43,100 - * PROTECT YOU AND KEEP YOU FROM HARM * 444 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:46,300 * YOU LIVE IN A WORLD OF ILLUSION * 445 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,667 * WHERE EVERYTHING'S PEACHES AND CREAM * 446 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,733 * WE ALL FACE A SCARLET CONCLUSION * 447 00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:57,367 * BUT WE SPEND OUR TIME IN A DREAM * 448 00:21:57,367 --> 00:22:00,333 * JUNGLE LOVE, IT'S DRIVING ME MAD * 449 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:03,367 * IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY, CRAZY *