1 00:00:02,033 --> 00:00:03,333 - HEY. - HEY. 2 00:00:03,333 --> 00:00:06,267 HELP MY MOM WITH THE BAGS, HUH? 3 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:07,767 - [sighs] HELLO, RAYMOND. 4 00:00:07,767 --> 00:00:11,633 - OH, HEY, HEY, LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU THERE, MOM. 5 00:00:11,633 --> 00:00:12,800 - OH, RAYMOND. 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,133 I HAVE TO SAY, 7 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:17,000 I JUST LOVE HEARING YOU CALLING ME THAT. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,200 - [laughs quietly] 9 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,733 - YES, RAY, I HEARD. VERY SWEET. 10 00:00:21,733 --> 00:00:25,833 I'M JUST GONNA GO CHECK ON THE KIDS. 11 00:00:25,833 --> 00:00:27,133 - LOOK, RAY. 12 00:00:27,133 --> 00:00:29,300 I BOUGHT THE DOUGHNUT HOLES YOU LIKE. 13 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:30,767 DON'T SHOW DEBRA. 14 00:00:30,767 --> 00:00:33,067 - AH, CHOCOLATE. - MM. 15 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:37,333 - THANKS, MOM. 16 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:40,267 - HELLO, MARIE. - HI! HEY! 17 00:00:40,267 --> 00:00:42,100 HI! WHOA! 18 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:43,500 DIDN'T HEAR YOU. 19 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,233 GONNA TIE A BELL AROUND YOUR NECK. 20 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:53,800 - HELLO, LOIS. 21 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,567 I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT ANYTHING. 22 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:56,867 - NO, NO, NO. 23 00:00:56,867 --> 00:00:58,933 RAYMOND'S JUST HELPING ME WITH THE GROCERIES. 24 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:02,000 HE IS SUCH A NICE BOY. 25 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,067 - YES, INDEED. 26 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:06,500 YOU KNOW, LOIS, YOU'RE HERE FOR SUCH A SHORT TIME. 27 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,300 LET ME UNPACK THOSE GROCERIES. 28 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,333 YOU GO ENJOY YOUR GRANDCHILDREN. 29 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:12,033 - ARE YOU SURE, MARIE? - OF COURSE. 30 00:01:12,033 --> 00:01:13,433 RAYMOND WILL STAY AND HELP ME. 31 00:01:13,433 --> 00:01:16,600 - OH, OKAY. GREAT. 32 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,433 THANK YOU. 33 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:31,867 - SO YOU AND LOIS ARE GETTING ALONG? 34 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:36,333 - WELL, YES. SHE'S ALL RIGHT, I GUESS. 35 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:40,000 - YOU TWO SEEM TO BE VERY FAMILIAR. 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,600 - OH, YOU MEAN THE "MOM" THING? 37 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,067 YEAH, REMEMBER, I CALLED HER THAT 38 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:45,033 AT THANKSGIVING THE ONE TIME? 39 00:01:45,033 --> 00:01:46,033 I DON'T KNOW. 40 00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:47,433 I GUESS SHE LIKES IT, SO... 41 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:51,033 [chuckles] THROW HER A BONE. 42 00:01:51,033 --> 00:01:54,400 - I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL THAT YOU'RE STILL DOING IT. 43 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,200 - YEAH? 44 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,767 - OF COURSE. 45 00:01:56,767 --> 00:01:58,667 I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. 46 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:00,600 YOU HAVE TWO MOMS NOW: 47 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,500 THIS NEW ONE AND THE ONE GOD GAVE YOU. 48 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:14,033 - GOT TO GET THAT BELL. 49 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,533 - WELL, THE CHILDREN ARE DOWN, 50 00:02:24,533 --> 00:02:27,333 AND I THINK THAT'S GONNA DO IT FOR ME FOR TONIGHT TOO. 51 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,200 - OH, THANKS, MOM. GOOD NIGHT. 52 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,800 - GOOD NIGHT, DEAR. 53 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,133 GOOD NIGHT, RAYMOND. 54 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:39,600 - GOOD NIGHT TO YOU. 55 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:43,333 [singing] AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU 56 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:46,433 "SOUND OF MUSIC." I LOVE THAT MOVIE. 57 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,033 - WHAT WAS THAT? 58 00:02:57,033 --> 00:02:58,367 - HMM, WHAT? 59 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:00,633 - WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL HER "MOM"? 60 00:03:00,633 --> 00:03:06,467 - I DON'T KNOW. WHY DOES ANYBODY DO ANYTHING? 61 00:03:06,467 --> 00:03:08,267 - I MEAN, YOU WERE DOING IT, 62 00:03:08,267 --> 00:03:10,400 AND NOW YOU'RE NOT DOING IT ANYMORE? 63 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,500 - WELL, I WAS WONDERING, DO I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY SAY IT? 64 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,533 YOU KNOW, I DON'T CALL YOU THE SAME THING EVERY TIME, 65 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:16,600 MY HOT LITTLE CHUCKLE MONKEY. 66 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,733 - YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW SHE LIKES "MOM." 67 00:03:22,733 --> 00:03:24,733 - LOOK, I'M JUST-- I'M MIXING IT UP. 68 00:03:24,733 --> 00:03:28,400 I'M PICKING MY SPOTS. I'M KEEPING IT FRESH. 69 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,033 - I KNOW, HONEY, BUT I LIKED IT 70 00:03:30,033 --> 00:03:31,300 THAT YOU TWO WERE GETTING CLOSER. 71 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:32,833 YOU KNOW, IT WAS NICE. 72 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:35,167 IT FELT LIKE A FAMILY. 73 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:38,700 - THEM'S THE BREAKS. 74 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,933 - RAY, COME ON. 75 00:03:40,933 --> 00:03:42,667 - WHAT? LOOK, IT'S JUST-- 76 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:45,600 IT MAKES THINGS KIND OF CONFUSING AROUND HERE. 77 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,733 - CONFUSING? 78 00:03:46,733 --> 00:03:48,533 YOU CALL HER "MOM." SHE CALLS YOU "RAYMOND." 79 00:03:48,533 --> 00:03:50,067 - RIGHT, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, 80 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:52,167 THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH MOMS, RIGHT? 81 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:53,167 YOU'RE A MOM. 82 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,467 SHE'S A MOM. 83 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:58,533 THERE'S THAT ONE OVER THERE. 84 00:03:58,533 --> 00:03:59,800 - WAIT A MINUTE. 85 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,667 DID YOUR MOM TELL YOU NOT TO CALL MY MOM "MOM"? 86 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:05,400 - NO, SHE DIDN'T. 87 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:09,100 BUT SHE CAUGHT ME SAYING IT TODAY, AND 88 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:13,233 AN ICY WIND THROUGH THIS ROOM DID BLOW. 89 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,367 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE CAUGHT YOU? 90 00:04:21,367 --> 00:04:23,233 HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING IT FROM HER? 91 00:04:23,233 --> 00:04:24,700 - NO, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE 92 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:28,033 EVERYONE IN THIS FAMILY IS EMOTIONALLY 93 00:04:28,033 --> 00:04:30,667 GROOVY. 94 00:04:30,667 --> 00:04:33,967 - SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA CAVE IN TO YOUR MOTHER AGAIN. 95 00:04:33,967 --> 00:04:35,100 - PLEASE? 96 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,767 - [sighs] OKAY, RAY, FINE. 97 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:38,800 BUT I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY NICE FOR MY MOM 98 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,167 AND FOR YOU TOO. 99 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:42,500 THINGS BETWEEN YOU TWO SEEMED TO BE SO HEALTHY. 100 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,733 YOUR RELATIONSHIP'S, LIKE, REALLY STARTING TO BLOSSOM. 101 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:47,233 BUT YOU WANT TO RUIN A GOOD THING? 102 00:04:47,233 --> 00:04:49,133 FINE. IT WON'T BE THE FIRST TIME. 103 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:51,467 - OH, COME ON. 104 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:54,133 LOOK, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CALL MY MOM "MOM." 105 00:04:54,133 --> 00:04:57,833 - [scoffs] YEAH. 106 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:59,067 - NO, WAIT, WAIT. 107 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:00,333 WHAT ARE YOU SCOFFING AT THAT FOR? 108 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,167 WHY DON'T YOU CALL MY MOM "MOM"? 109 00:05:02,167 --> 00:05:03,933 - WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 110 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:06,000 - OH, YEAH. SEE, HUH? 111 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,767 YEAH, IT'S EASY TO USE THE GLUE 112 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:11,400 WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL THE HORSE YOURSELF. 113 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,500 - WHAT? 114 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,900 - NO. NO, I'M STAYING WITH THAT. 115 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:22,333 THAT MAKES SENSE. 116 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:25,000 - YEAH, RAY, I THINK THINGS BETWEEN YOUR MOM AND ME 117 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,367 ARE A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. 118 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,833 - OH, YEAH, REALLY? HOW SO? 119 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:30,233 - LOOK, I SEE HER EVERY DAY. 120 00:05:30,233 --> 00:05:31,533 WE'RE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME. 121 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:33,033 - THAT'S RIGHT. 122 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:35,533 THAT'S ALL THE MORE REASON WHY YOU SHOULD CALL HER "MOM." 123 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:39,867 THINGS COULD BE MUCH MORE HEALTHIER BETWEEN YOU TWO. 124 00:05:39,867 --> 00:05:42,533 THAT'S RIGHT. 125 00:05:42,533 --> 00:05:46,567 YOUR RELATIONSHIP COULD REALLY START TO BLOSSOM. 126 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,067 AH, NOTHING TO SAY TODAY? 127 00:05:59,433 --> 00:06:01,267 FOR YOU. 128 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:10,067 - HEY, GUYS. 129 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:11,700 - HEY, DEB. 130 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:12,867 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 131 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:14,067 - NOTHING. EATING ZEPPOLES. 132 00:06:14,067 --> 00:06:16,267 - OH! 133 00:06:16,267 --> 00:06:17,467 IS, UH--IS MARIE AROUND? 134 00:06:17,467 --> 00:06:19,633 I WANTED TO BORROW HER BIG SPOON. 135 00:06:19,633 --> 00:06:21,333 - OH, IS THAT IT? 136 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:24,367 - OH, YEAH. THANKS. 137 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:29,567 - YOU OKAY? 138 00:06:29,567 --> 00:06:31,000 - UH, YEAH. 139 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,633 YEAH, I THOUGHT I'D-- MAYBE I'D ALSO SAY HI TO MARIE. 140 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:41,033 - WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 141 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:43,867 - NO REASON. JUST CHECKING IN. 142 00:06:43,867 --> 00:06:45,933 - LET ME GET HER FOR YOU. 143 00:06:45,933 --> 00:06:48,467 MARIE! 144 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:56,500 - SHE WILL BE WITH YOU PRESENTLY. 145 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,033 - YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 146 00:06:59,033 --> 00:07:01,433 MAYBE I'LL COME BACK LATER. THANKS. 147 00:07:01,433 --> 00:07:04,300 - WHAT IS IT, FRANK? YOU NEED TO BE BURPED? 148 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,133 - HERE YOU GO, DEB. 149 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:07,767 - THANK YOU, FRANK. 150 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:09,233 - WHAT IS IT, DEBRA? 151 00:07:09,233 --> 00:07:11,067 - OH, NOTHING. 152 00:07:11,067 --> 00:07:15,600 SO HOW ARE YOU, MA-RIE? 153 00:07:18,533 --> 00:07:21,033 - I'M FINE, DEAR, THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU? 154 00:07:21,033 --> 00:07:22,533 - OH, GOOD. 155 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:25,733 JUST, UH, THOUGHT I'D SAY HELLO AND CHECK IN. 156 00:07:25,733 --> 00:07:26,833 - OH, HOW NICE. 157 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:32,433 - YEAH. SO HELLO. 158 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:35,167 - WELL, HELLO TO YOU TOO. 159 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:39,233 - SCINTILLATING. 160 00:07:39,233 --> 00:07:41,900 - OH, OH, AND I WAS ALSO GONNA BORROW YOUR BIG SPOON 161 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:42,900 IF THAT'S OKAY. 162 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,533 I WANTED TO MAKE GOULASH. 163 00:07:44,533 --> 00:07:47,833 - OH, YOU'RE GONNA TRY THAT AGAIN? 164 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:48,867 WELL, THAT'S GOOD, HONEY. 165 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:52,167 GET RIGHT BACK ON THAT HORSE. 166 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,733 - OKAY. [chuckles] 167 00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:56,633 THANKS. 168 00:07:56,633 --> 00:07:57,500 SO LISTEN-- 169 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,800 - OOH, OOH. I ALMOST FORGOT. 170 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,933 I PICKED UP A BOOK FOR YOU. 171 00:08:01,933 --> 00:08:07,000 - "'A' IS FOR APRON: A BEGINNER'S COOKBOOK." 172 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,833 - I SAW THAT IN THE BOOKSTORE, 173 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:10,733 AND I THOUGHT OF YOU. 174 00:08:10,733 --> 00:08:12,500 ISN'T THAT CUTE? 175 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:16,467 - YEAH, THAT'S JUST, UH, SO TYPICALLY THOUGHTFUL. 176 00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:17,967 [chuckles] 177 00:08:17,967 --> 00:08:19,767 I'M GONNA GO AWAY NOW. 178 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,167 - HONEY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 179 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,567 - UH, JUST A LITTLE HEADACHE. 180 00:08:22,567 --> 00:08:23,367 COMES AND GOES. 181 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:25,200 AND REALLY COMING ON NOW. 182 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,367 - WAIT, WAIT. SIT DOWN. 183 00:08:27,367 --> 00:08:29,167 LET ME GET YOU SOME ASPIRIN. 184 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:33,033 I HAVE THREE DIFFERENT KINDS. 185 00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:34,300 - SOMETIMES I GET THOSE HEADACHES 186 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:37,067 WHEN I COME OVER TOO, DEB. 187 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:38,500 WHICH KIND IS IT, 188 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:43,600 DULL, POUNDING, OR AX TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL? 189 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,300 - HERE YOU GO, DEAR. 190 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:48,000 OKAY, HERE. HERE, HERE. 191 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,067 OH, I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER. 192 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,700 - THANKS... 193 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,833 [voice cracks] MOM. 194 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:57,667 [fork clangs] 195 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:10,633 - SO SORRY. WHAT WAS THAT? 196 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,867 - I SAID... 197 00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:14,467 [clears throat] "THANKS, MOM." 198 00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:16,433 - OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, DEAR. 199 00:09:16,433 --> 00:09:20,367 - NO, I-- I WANT TO. 200 00:09:22,367 --> 00:09:24,700 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 201 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:39,067 - MY NAME'S NOT JUDY! 202 00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:49,167 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT HAPPENED? 203 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:52,400 - SHE REJECTED ME. 204 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,900 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 205 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,600 - YOUR MOTHER. 206 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,633 I WENT OVER THERE, AND I CALLED HER "MOM," 207 00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:02,167 AND SHE TURNED ME DOWN. 208 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:03,600 - REALLY? 209 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,833 - I TOLD HER THAT I WANTED TO CALL HER "MOM," 210 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:09,600 AND SHE JUST WENT, "THAT'S ALL RIGHT." 211 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,333 - HUH. 212 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:13,633 - WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT? 213 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:14,800 - GET OUT OF HERE! 214 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,533 I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T MAKE YOU DO IT! 215 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,167 I WAS JUST TRYING TO WIN AN ARGUMENT. 216 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:22,767 I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY TRY IT. 217 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:24,567 - I CANNOT BELIEVE HER! SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE! 218 00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:26,800 YOUR MOTHER IS UNBELIEVABLE! 219 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,733 - I BELIEVE YOU! 220 00:10:28,733 --> 00:10:30,000 - HEY, DEB. 221 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,533 - OH, GOOD. YOU GUYS WERE THERE. 222 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:33,167 WAS THAT THE MOST HUMILIATING THING 223 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:34,867 YOU HAVE EVER SEEN? 224 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:37,133 - BRUTAL, RAYMOND. 225 00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:40,667 - I FELT BAD FOR YOU, SWEETHEART. 226 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:44,967 HAD TROUBLE FINISHING MY LUNCH. 227 00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:46,267 - WHAT HAPPENED? 228 00:10:46,267 --> 00:10:48,133 AFTER SHE SAID NO, WHAT'D YOU DO? 229 00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:50,200 - JUST SAT THERE LIKE AN IDIOT. 230 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,600 - US TOO. 231 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,133 - MARIE JUST WENT ABOUT HER BUSINESS 232 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:56,400 AS IF NOTHING HAD HAPPENED. 233 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,700 - I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, DEB. 234 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,133 THAT'S JUST HOW SHE IS. 235 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:04,567 ONLY CERTAIN PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED IN THE PANTHEON OF AFFECTION: 236 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:07,200 THE POPE, FRANK SINATRA, 237 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,000 PLACIDO DOMINGO, 238 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,167 AND RAYMOND. 239 00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:13,700 YOU JUST GOT TO LET IT GO, THAT'S ALL. 240 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,000 YOU GOT TO LET IT GO! 241 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:24,767 - YEAH. LIKE HE DID. 242 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,033 - I KNOW WHAT. 243 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,600 MAYBE I'LL START CALLING HER "MARIE." 244 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,133 BET SHE WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 245 00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:31,667 "HELLO, MARIE." 246 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:32,567 "HELLO, ROBBIE. 247 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:36,633 "HAVE YOU SEEN PLACIDO DOMINGO? 248 00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:39,833 OR RAYMOND?" 249 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,433 - HEY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 250 00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:44,000 IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, YOU CAN CALL ME "DAD." 251 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,067 - THANKS. 252 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:48,867 - HOW ABOUT "BIG DADDY"? 253 00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:50,767 I SAW THAT IN A MOVIE ONCE. 254 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:52,067 - I DON'T GET IT, DEB. 255 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:53,533 WHY DO YOU WANT TO CALL HER "MOM" ANYWAY? 256 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,367 - I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE. 257 00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:57,000 I MEAN, RAY IS CALLING MY MOM "MOM." 258 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,367 BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS, MY MOM IS GOOD AND SWEET AND KIND. 259 00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:03,267 YOUR MOTHER, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS-- 260 00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:08,267 - NEED SOME HELP? 261 00:12:08,267 --> 00:12:09,500 - WELL, LISTEN. LOOK, YOU TRIED. 262 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,067 YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK NOW, RIGHT? 263 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,967 YOU DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO CALL HER "MOM" ANYWAY. 264 00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:16,300 - WELL, THAT'S BEFORE I KNEW SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO. 265 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,533 IT'S JUST-- I DON'T KNOW. 266 00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:20,400 I MEAN, WHY DID SHE DO THAT TO ME? 267 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,133 WHY DOESN'T SHE WANT ME TO CALL HER "MOM"? 268 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,833 I KNOW WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES OVER THE YEARS, 269 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:27,200 BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSER THAN THIS. 270 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,467 MAYBE SHE DOESN'T THINK I'M GOOD ENOUGH. 271 00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:33,367 - I REMEMBER THE YEAR I TOOK OPERA LESSONS. 272 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:41,433 - COME ON, DEB, HUH? DON'T FEEL SAD. 273 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:45,000 - THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW TO FEEL, RAY. 274 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,133 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A HEADACHE. 275 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:49,967 I'M GONNA GO LIE DOWN. 276 00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:53,667 - [sighs] 277 00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,400 WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I GO UP THERE? 278 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,700 - WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO HER? 279 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:58,367 - I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 280 00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:02,067 - THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER GO UP THERE. 281 00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:03,567 - SHOULD I TALK TO MOM? 282 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:06,667 - [laughs] 283 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:09,500 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HER? 284 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,200 - LISTEN TO ME. 285 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,400 THIS IS ABOUT FEELINGS. 286 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,100 YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FEELINGS? 287 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,000 OF COURSE YOU DON'T. 288 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,133 NONE OF US DO. 289 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:23,233 SO JUST SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, 290 00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:25,600 LOOSEN YOUR PANTS. 291 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,433 WHAT MORE CAN WE DO? 292 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,067 TV announcer: FASTBALL INSIDE-- 293 00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:32,067 - I'VE GOT LEFTOVERS. 294 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:43,033 HELLO, DEAR. I'VE GOT THE EXTRA ZEPPOLES. 295 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:44,500 IF I LEAVE THEM AT OUR HOUSE, 296 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,700 YOU FATHER WILL JUST EAT THEM TILL HE EXPLODES. 297 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,667 - MM, YEAH. 298 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,367 SO I GUESS YOU TALKED TO DEBRA. 299 00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:50,767 - OH, YEAH. HOW'S HER HEADACHE? 300 00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,367 - NOT GOOD, MA. - OH. 301 00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:54,367 - WHY DID YOU TELL HER SHE CAN'T CALL YOU "MOM," HUH? 302 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,567 SHE'S VERY UPSET. 303 00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:56,700 - SHE IS? 304 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:57,500 - OF COURSE! 305 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,700 YOU COULDN'T SEE THAT? 306 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,233 EVEN ROBERT AND DAD COULD TELL THAT. 307 00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:02,067 GUYS, COULDN'T YOU-- 308 00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,400 - UH, ARE YOU TELLING ME 309 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,833 THAT DEBRA REALLY WANTS TO CALL ME "MOM"? 310 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,200 - YES. YES, SHE DOES. 311 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,567 - I THINK SHE'S JUST DOING THAT 312 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,700 BECAUSE SHE WANTS YOU TO CALL LOIS "MOM." 313 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,633 - NO! NO! NO! NO! 314 00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:28,100 I'VE SAID FOUR "NO"s. IT DESERVES EVEN MORE. 315 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:31,133 - WELL, THEN, WHY, ALL OF A SUDDEN, 316 00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:34,967 AFTER 12 YEARS, AM I SUDDENLY "MOM"? 317 00:14:34,967 --> 00:14:38,333 - WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE DEBRA'S THE KIND OF PERSON 318 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,133 THAT TAKES A WHILE TO WARM UP. 319 00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,600 THAT'S ALL, HUH? 320 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,667 YOU KNOW, SHE JUST STARTED CALLING ME "HONEY," 321 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,200 LIKE, TWO WEEKS AGO. 322 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,400 LOOK, COME-- 323 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,067 JUST LET HER CALL YOU "MOM," HUH? 324 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,467 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 325 00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:52,900 - BECAUSE IT WASN'T A REAL REQUEST. 326 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,467 IT WASN'T GENUINE. 327 00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:55,800 AND YOU KNOW ME, RAYMOND. 328 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:59,567 I'M NOTHING IF I'M NOT GENUINE. 329 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:00,900 - YEAH, I KNOW. 330 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,900 WE ALL KNOW WHAT A GENUINE 331 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,700 PERSON YOU ARE. 332 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,500 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. YOU WERE RIGHT, OKAY? 333 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,200 DEBRA DID GO OVER THERE BECAUSE SHE LIKES 334 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,700 WHEN I CALL HER MOTHER "MOM," 335 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,600 AND I TOLD HER SHE HAD TO CALL YOU "MOM" BECAUSE, 336 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:19,200 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST LIKE TO BOTHER HER. 337 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,633 BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE DID SOMETHING NICE, MA. 338 00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:25,733 AND WHEN YOU TURNED HER DOWN, YOU HURT HER FEELINGS. 339 00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:29,567 - HOW COULD I HURT HER FEELINGS IF THEY'RE NOT REAL? 340 00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:33,733 - LOOK, I'M NOT PRETENDING TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS. 341 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:34,967 BUT THINK ABOUT IT. 342 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,100 IF HER FEELINGS GOT HURT, 343 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:40,200 DOESN'T THAT MEAN THEY WERE REAL? 344 00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:47,733 I READ SOMEWHERE THAT'S, LIKE, THE TEST FOR FEELINGS. 345 00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:49,767 REMEMBER THE TIN MAN GUY? 346 00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:53,267 "I KNOW I GOT A HEART, BECAUSE IT'S BROKEN." 347 00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:02,200 AND THEN EVERYBODY SAID, "AW, POOR TIN MAN GUY." 348 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,100 - HELLO. - OH, DEBRA. 349 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,267 - I'M JUST GONNA GO GET A DRINK, 350 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,467 AND THEN I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR WAY. 351 00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:13,067 - NO, DEBRA, WAIT. WAIT. 352 00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:15,500 DEBRA, I'M SORRY. 353 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,000 I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU CALL ME "MOM." 354 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,233 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, YOU SHOULD DO IT, 355 00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:24,767 'CAUSE I WANT YOU TO. 356 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:25,800 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 357 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:29,067 - NO, NO, IT'S--NO. 358 00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:31,233 NO, IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT. 359 00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:32,700 RAYMOND TOLD ME YOU ONLY CAME OVER 360 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,800 BECAUSE HE MADE YOU. 361 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,733 - NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. - RIGHT. 362 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,733 HE SAID HE DID IT BECAUSE HE LIKES TO BOTHER YOU. 363 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:45,133 I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH I MEANT TO YOU 364 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:48,533 THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE HURT BY WHAT I SAID. 365 00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:50,667 OH. 366 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,467 THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. 367 00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:57,500 I WANT YOU TO THINK OF YOURSELF AS MY DAUGHTER, 368 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:01,833 BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I THINK OF YOU. 369 00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:02,867 - OH, MARIE. 370 00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:07,133 - OH, DEBRA. OH. 371 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:10,833 SO YOU'LL CALL ME "MOM"? 372 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,067 - I GUESS I WILL. 373 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,700 - OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 374 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,467 [chuckles] 375 00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:18,200 DO IT. 376 00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:28,033 - MOM. 377 00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:29,800 - OH, THAT'S SO NICE! [both laugh] 378 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,433 - IT IS NICE. 379 00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:34,067 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICED TEA? 380 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,600 - WOULD I LIKE SOME ICED TEA... 381 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,467 - MOM? 382 00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:39,833 - OH! I WOULD LOVE SOME. 383 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:42,700 [laughs] 384 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:46,467 - AW. 385 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,767 SEE? NOW IT'S BLOSSOMING. 386 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,233 - YEAH? 387 00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:51,433 - WAIT A MINUTE. 388 00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:52,800 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR ME, THOUGH? 389 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,833 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL DEBRA'S MOM? 390 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,133 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 391 00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:58,833 - WELL, SHE'S NOT HERE THAT OFTEN-- 392 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:01,033 I MEAN, EVERY OTHER CHRISTMAS, THANKSGIVING, 393 00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:03,233 A BIRTHDAY HERE AND THERE. 394 00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,900 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN CALL HER "MOM." 395 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,733 - OH, THANKS, MOM. 396 00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:08,400 - OH. [laughs] 397 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,033 THAT'S SUCH A PLEASANT CHANGE FROM THE WAY BOYS SAY IT. 398 00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:12,267 DON'T TELL ROBBIE, 399 00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:14,400 BUT I ALWAYS WANTED HIM TO BE A GIRL. 400 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,233 - I MIGHT HAVE TO TELL HIM THAT. 401 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,633 [kids yelling] - HELLO, EVERYBODY. 402 00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,400 - HI, 403 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,067 MOM. 404 00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:35,867 - HELLO, RAYMOND. 405 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,167 - SO HOW WAS THE PARK? 406 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,667 - OH, IT WAS FUN FOR THE CHILDREN. 407 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,700 I'M GONNA GO FRESHEN UP. - OH, OKAY. 408 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,633 - I OUGHT TO GET BACK TO THE HOUSE TOO. 409 00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:44,500 - OKAY, BYE, MOM. 410 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:48,433 - BYE, DEAR. - BYE, DEAR. 411 00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:51,333 - I THINK SHE WAS TALKING TO ME. 412 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,500 - YEAH. 413 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,700 I'M GONNA START CALLING MARIE "MOM." 414 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,867 ISN'T THAT NICE? 415 00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:57,033 - OH? 416 00:18:57,033 --> 00:19:00,467 THAT IS NICE. 417 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:03,000 - YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU AND RAYMOND. 418 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,100 - MM-HMM. 419 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,167 - WHAT'S WRONG? IS SOMETHING THE MATTER? 420 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,533 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NOTHING. 421 00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:11,367 IT JUST SOUNDED A LITTLE STRANGE 422 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:15,433 HEARING YOU CALL HER "MOM," BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOM. 423 00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:19,233 - WELL. 424 00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,500 WELL, I'M RAYMOND'S MOM, 425 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,800 AND I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS. 426 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,933 - I'M SORRY. 427 00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:25,233 I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT, 428 00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:27,700 BUT JUST HEARING DEBRA SAYING THAT, 429 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,200 IT JUST FEELS WRONG. 430 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,800 - WELL, PARDON ME FOR SAYING IT, 431 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,667 BUT ISN'T THAT A LITTLE HYPOCRITICAL? 432 00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:37,400 I MEAN, HERE I AM, READY TO EMBRACE THIS. 433 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,433 - I KNOW, AND PARDON ME FOR SAYING THIS, 434 00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:46,333 BUT MAYBE IN THIS CASE, IT REALLY ISN'T UP TO YOU. 435 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,967 I MEAN, 436 00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:51,700 WELL, HEAVEN FORBID YOU DON'T GET YOUR WAY FOR ONCE. 437 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:55,533 [laughs] 438 00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:56,800 - [laughs] 439 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,367 WELL, MAY I JUST ASK, 440 00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:01,733 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 441 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:20,100 - I'M JUST GOING BY WHAT I SEE AROUND HERE. 442 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,333 - WELL, AT LEAST I'M ALWAYS HERE, 443 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,433 NOT LIKE SOME MOTHERS. 444 00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:24,200 - WELL, SOME MOTHERS MIGHT SAY 445 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,867 THAT YOU'RE HERE A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 446 00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:29,133 - OH, REALLY? 447 00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,433 WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD BE OFF 448 00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:32,433 LIVING SOME SWINGING SINGLE'S LIFE 449 00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:34,567 THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE FOR MY AGE. 450 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,433 - SWINGING? 451 00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:36,933 - THAT'S RIGHT, PARTY GIRL. 452 00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:39,133 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. 453 00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:41,933 THAT'S--THAT'S ENOUGH. 454 00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:43,300 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT MIGHT BE BEST 455 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,600 FOR ALL CONCERNED 456 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,267 IF WE JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS, OKAY? 457 00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:49,033 NO MORE "MOM" CALLING. 458 00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:50,900 - WELL, MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 459 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,667 - ALL RIGHT. 460 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,333 IT'S FINE WITH ME, BUT IF IT'S TOO HARD FOR SOME OTHER-- 461 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:59,233 - OKAY! 462 00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:03,800 - IS IT OKAY? 'CAUSE I'M COMING OUT NOW. 463 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,700 - I THINK WE'RE FINE. 464 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,333 - OKAY. 465 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,467 WELL, IF I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU "MOM," 466 00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:12,000 THEN WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU? 467 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,767 - WELL, WHATEVER YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH. 468 00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:18,600 - ALL RIGHT, THEN, 469 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,600 YOU. 470 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,633 - EVERYTHING'S FINE NOW. 471 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,233 HERE YOU GO, ROBBIE. 472 00:21:34,233 --> 00:21:38,600 - THANKS, MARIE. 473 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,633 OW! 474 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,533 MOM.