1 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:04,100 - BUT YOU TWO PEOPLE KNOW DEEP DOWN 2 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:05,867 HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT EACH OTHER, 3 00:00:05,867 --> 00:00:10,000 HOW YOU CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER, AND HOW MUCH-- 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,100 HOW MUCH YOU LOVE EACH OTHER. 5 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:24,067 - WELL, MARIE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING, 6 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,567 COMING OVER HERE, 7 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,200 BECAUSE THIS PAST MONTH OF YOU NOT TALKING TO ME 8 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,133 HAS BEEN THE BEST MONTH OF MY LIFE! 9 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,567 - OH... 10 00:00:47,367 --> 00:00:49,000 - OH. 11 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,500 MAN, I LOVE A PICKLE. 12 00:00:53,333 --> 00:00:56,333 JUICY. 13 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:59,167 MMM. YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT A PICKLE? 14 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:01,767 IT'S LIKE A FOOD AND A DRINK. 15 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:05,367 MMM. 16 00:01:15,233 --> 00:01:18,033 - THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT? 17 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:19,900 IT'S CRISP. 18 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:22,167 YOU KNOW, I REALLY NEVER KNEW WHAT PEOPLE MEANT 19 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:23,933 WHEN THEY SAID IT WAS A CRISP DAY, 20 00:01:23,933 --> 00:01:27,900 BUT TODAY I GET IT. 21 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:31,733 - WHERE'D YOU GET THAT SHIRT? BIG, TALL, AND SAMOAN? 22 00:01:37,767 --> 00:01:39,800 GO AWAY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 23 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,400 - I HUGGED YA. 24 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,933 SURPRISED? THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I HUGGED YA. 25 00:01:43,933 --> 00:01:47,367 OH, THERE'S A NEW ROBERT IN TOWN. 26 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:51,133 - WELL, HE STILL HAS THAT OLD ROBERT SMELL. 27 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:54,100 - SO WHAT'S GOING ON, ROBERT? 28 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,233 - AH, I'M JUST HAPPY. 29 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:57,200 I GOT A NEW OUTLOOK ON LIFE. 30 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:01,833 HEY, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT INNERPATH? 31 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:02,867 - NO. WHAT'S THAT? 32 00:02:02,867 --> 00:02:04,500 - OH, I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. 33 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:07,000 IT'S A GROUP WITH A GREAT PHILOSOPHY 34 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,567 ABOUT LIFE AND HOW TO LIVE IT. 35 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:09,967 I'VE BEEN TO A COUPLE MEETINGS ALREADY. 36 00:02:09,967 --> 00:02:12,033 GERARD GOT ME INTO IT. 37 00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:14,100 - GERARD? 38 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,433 ISN'T HE, LIKE, UH... 39 00:02:16,433 --> 00:02:18,267 AN IDIOT? 40 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:22,733 - I USED TO THINK SO. 41 00:02:22,733 --> 00:02:25,133 BUT THAT WAS MY BAGGAGE 42 00:02:25,133 --> 00:02:29,433 I WAS MAKING HIM CARRY. 43 00:02:29,433 --> 00:02:31,600 - OH. 44 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,967 SO IS THIS LIKE A SELF-HELP GROUP OR SOMETHING? 45 00:02:37,967 --> 00:02:39,467 - OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S MUCH MORE. 46 00:02:39,467 --> 00:02:41,133 YOU SEE, INNERPATH TEACHES US 47 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:43,533 THAT WE ALL HAVE THE SAME EMOTIONAL DOORS, 48 00:02:43,533 --> 00:02:47,500 AND THE TRICK IS RECOGNIZING WHICH DOORS TO BOLT SHUT 49 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,467 - ROBERT, SIT DOWN. 50 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,500 [sighs] 51 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,800 LISTEN, HAVE THESE PEOPLE ASKED YOU FOR MONEY? 52 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,033 - NO, NO, NO. 53 00:03:12,033 --> 00:03:15,233 I GAVE THEM SOME BECAUSE I WANTED TO. 54 00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:16,700 - COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 55 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:19,433 IT'S LIKE A SCAM OR SOMETHING. 56 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:23,000 - HAPPINESS IS NOT A SCAM, RAYMOND. 57 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,600 HEY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 58 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,200 WHY DON'T YOU COME TO A MEETING WITH ME? 59 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,567 YOU COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO. 60 00:03:27,567 --> 00:03:29,467 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? NO. 61 00:03:29,467 --> 00:03:33,633 - UH, THEY SAID I WOULD ENCOUNTER NAYSAY NEGATIVITY. 62 00:03:33,633 --> 00:03:35,867 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT INNERPATH TAUGHT ME? 63 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:37,433 LIKE A CAMERA, 64 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:41,600 I USE NEGATIVES TO DEVELOP. 65 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:55,000 - WHY DON'T YOU ADD A GRASS SKIRT TO THAT OUTFIT 66 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,467 AND DANCE AROUND A VOLCANO? 67 00:03:58,467 --> 00:04:00,967 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 68 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:02,300 - HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING, ROBERT? 69 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:03,767 I'M GONNA GO ACROSS THE STREET. 70 00:04:03,767 --> 00:04:07,233 I WANT TO SHARE THE PATH WITH MOM AND DAD. 71 00:04:07,233 --> 00:04:09,667 - OH, MY GOD! HE'S IN A CULT! 72 00:04:13,133 --> 00:04:15,367 - IT'S NOT A CULT, MA. 73 00:04:15,367 --> 00:04:18,100 - THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU HUG ME? 74 00:04:21,033 --> 00:04:22,533 - IT MADE ME HAPPY. 75 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:26,033 - OH, MY GOD! HE'S IN A CULT! 76 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,133 - IT'S NOT A CULT. 77 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,733 IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 78 00:04:28,733 --> 00:04:31,567 WHO WANT TO SEE ME HAPPY, WHO HAPPEN TO CARE ABOUT ME. 79 00:04:31,567 --> 00:04:34,433 - YOU HAVE THAT HERE, YOU STUPID ASS. 80 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:43,100 - WELL, THEY SAID YOU MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND. 81 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:46,233 BUT THAT'S OKAY. I'M NOT GONNA JUDGE. 82 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:49,267 - BACK! GET BACK! 83 00:04:49,267 --> 00:04:50,400 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO UP 84 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,967 AND TRY TO FIND SOME OLD PHOTOS. 85 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:57,000 INNERPATH WANTS TO DO A COLLAGE OF OUR FORMER SELVES. 86 00:04:58,033 --> 00:04:59,433 - LOOK WHAT YOU DID. 87 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:01,933 YOU NEVER HUGGED HIM ENOUGH AS A CHILD. 88 00:05:01,933 --> 00:05:03,367 NOW HE'S GONNA SHAVE HIS HEAD 89 00:05:03,367 --> 00:05:06,133 AND SIT ON THE FLOOR AT THE AIRPORT. 90 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,067 - HEY. 91 00:05:14,633 --> 00:05:16,667 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN-- WAS ROBERT HERE? 92 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:19,300 - YEAH, IT WAS HORRIBLE. HE HUGGED ME. 93 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:21,700 - HE HUGGED ME TOO. HE'S HUGGIN' EVERYTHING. 94 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:23,100 - ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 95 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,533 ROBERT IS SO IMPRESSIONABLE. 96 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:28,100 - YEAH, HE'S A DOPE. SO WHAT DO WE DO? 97 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:30,300 - WE HAVE TO GET HIM OUT OF THIS. 98 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,667 RAYMOND, YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM. 99 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:39,367 - YOU KNOW, RAY, 100 00:05:39,367 --> 00:05:41,500 MAYBE YOU COULD FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THIS INNERPATH, RAY. 101 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,333 MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE ROBERT UP ON HIS OFFER. 102 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:45,200 - NO, I COULDN'T. - WHAT OFFER? 103 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,500 - HE ASKED ME TO GO TO A MEETING WITH HIM. 104 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:48,933 - YOU HAVE TO DO THAT, RAYMOND. 105 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:51,733 THESE PEOPLE SOUND LIKE MANIACS. 106 00:05:54,367 --> 00:05:56,233 - NO! 107 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:57,833 NO, NO, I'M NOT! 108 00:05:57,833 --> 00:06:00,467 LOOK, COME ON. I'M NOT GOING TO ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 109 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:04,633 WHAT IF THEY DRUG ME AND I WAKE UP CHAINED TO A GOAT? 110 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,533 - YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY WEDDING. 111 00:06:17,133 --> 00:06:20,033 - I HEARD THAT. 112 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:23,167 - HEY, BROTHER, MAN. 113 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:24,367 - HEY, HEY. OKAY, OKAY. 114 00:06:24,367 --> 00:06:26,333 DON'T HUG ME. LISTEN, LISTEN. 115 00:06:27,867 --> 00:06:30,033 I'M GOING TO GO TO ONE OF THOSE MEETINGS WITH YOU. 116 00:06:30,033 --> 00:06:32,333 - THAT'S NICE. 117 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:35,500 THAT'S A FAMILY. 118 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:43,100 - OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S GET STARTED. 119 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:49,267 - NO CHAIRS? 120 00:06:49,267 --> 00:06:50,867 - WELL, IF YOU'RE SITTING IN A CHAIR, 121 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:53,233 YOU CAN'T BE DOWN TO EARTH. 122 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,667 - HEY, RAY. 123 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,633 - HEY, GERARD. 124 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:02,667 - OKAY, FIRST THINGS FIRST. 125 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:06,467 GOOD NEIGHBOR POLICY: EVERYBODY TURN TO THE LEFT. 126 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,300 [patting loudly] 127 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:11,733 DON'T FORGET THE RIGHT. 128 00:07:15,633 --> 00:07:16,667 SUPER. 129 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,833 NOW, I'M LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM, 130 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:20,967 AND I SEE A NEW FACE, 131 00:07:20,967 --> 00:07:23,200 A HAPPY FACE, 132 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,433 A FACE I'D LIKE TO KNOW. 133 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,533 - THIS IS MY BROTHER, RAYMOND. 134 00:07:32,533 --> 00:07:34,433 - WELCOME TO THE PATH, RAYMOND. 135 00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:36,000 all: RAYMOND! RAYMOND! RAYMOND! RAYMOND! 136 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,633 RAYMOND! RAYMOND! RAYMOND! RAYMOND! 137 00:07:37,633 --> 00:07:39,667 WHOO! 138 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,367 - HEY. 139 00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:48,500 - RAYMOND, WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY 140 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,267 A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF? 141 00:07:50,267 --> 00:07:52,300 - YOU SAID THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TALK. 142 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:55,333 - RAYMOND HAS A WIFE AND THREE CHILDREN, 143 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:58,133 AND HE IS ALSO THE WRITER FOR "NEWSDAY." 144 00:07:58,133 --> 00:08:00,033 - WE ALL KNOW WHO HE IS, ROBERT. 145 00:08:00,033 --> 00:08:02,333 [all laughing] 146 00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:05,933 - YOU DO? 147 00:08:05,933 --> 00:08:08,667 - GERARD DID MENTION THAT HE WAS RAY'S COUSIN, 148 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:10,300 AND, GOSH, RAY, 149 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:13,033 WE ARE JUST SO SUPER HONORED TO HAVE YOU WITH US, 150 00:08:13,033 --> 00:08:15,833 A FAMOUS NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST. 151 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:17,400 all: RAYMOND! RAYMOND! RAYMOND! RAYMOND! 152 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,800 RAYMOND! RAYMOND! RAYMOND! RAYMOND! 153 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,433 WHOO! 154 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:25,800 - THAT REALLY GETS YOU GOING, HUH? 155 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:29,367 - OUR LEADER LIKES TO BRING NOTABLES INTO THE FOLD 156 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:32,567 SO THAT WE CAN BETTER EXPLAIN OUR MISSION TO THE WORLD. 157 00:08:32,567 --> 00:08:35,267 AND YOU, RAY BARONE, ARE A NOTABLE. 158 00:08:35,267 --> 00:08:37,567 - [chuckles] TELL THAT TO MY WIFE. 159 00:08:37,567 --> 00:08:38,900 [people chuckle] 160 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:40,500 - [laughs loudly] 161 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:43,433 [laughter] 162 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,467 - UH, E-E-EXCUSE ME. 163 00:08:48,467 --> 00:08:53,067 SO YOU USED ME TO GET TO RAY? 164 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:54,800 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT USED, 165 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,067 MORE LIKE... 166 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,333 - IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU WITH US TOO, ROBERT. 167 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,433 ROBERT! 168 00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:08,533 [chanting weakly] ROBERT! ROBERT! ROBERT! 169 00:09:15,367 --> 00:09:17,500 [chatting indistinctly] 170 00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:29,733 - OKAY. OKAY. OKAY, BYE-BYE. 171 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:38,767 - WELL, I, FOR ONE, AM SOMEWHAT DISILLUSIONED. 172 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:40,433 - WHY, BECAUSE THEY LIKE ME? 173 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:43,533 IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CREEPY SMILING AND THE TOUCHING? 174 00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:47,300 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 175 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:48,600 - YOU'RE TELLING ME. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 176 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:52,033 LOOK AT THESE NUT JOBS-- BYE! BYE! 177 00:09:52,033 --> 00:09:53,667 OKAY. 178 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,433 GOOD-BYE. 179 00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:58,667 COME ON, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 180 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:01,500 - I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN SO GREAT LATELY. 181 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,167 I--I FEEL LIKE I GOT NOTHING TO... 182 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:06,000 COUNT ON. 183 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,200 AND NOW THIS THING WITH MA AND DEBRA, 184 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,800 IT'S GOT ME-- 185 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,533 I DON'T KNOW. 186 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,933 - I'LL TELL YOU, THOUGH, 187 00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:29,900 WHEN YOU TOLD US ABOUT INNERPATH, 188 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,433 IT ACTUALLY GOT BOTH OF THEM 189 00:10:31,433 --> 00:10:32,933 IN THE SAME ROOM FOR A FEW MINUTES, 190 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,033 'CAUSE THEY WERE SO FREAKED OUT. 191 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:36,967 - REALLY? THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT ME? 192 00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:39,333 - YEAH! YEAH! 193 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:43,633 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 194 00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:46,467 THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WE COULD DO. 195 00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:50,600 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 196 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,267 - MAN, WASN'T THAT A GREAT MEETING, RAYMOND? 197 00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:56,500 I AM ON CLOUD NINE. 198 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,333 CAN YOU GUYS GIVE ME A LIFT HOME? 199 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:00,600 SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAR. 200 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,900 - HEY, THAT WAS-- 201 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,500 - [sighs] 202 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,167 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 203 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,500 - IT'S BAD! 204 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,100 - WHAT? WHAT'S BAD? - THEY'RE FREAKS! 205 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,900 THEY'RE FREAKIN' MIND-MELDING FREAKS! 206 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:24,000 AND THEY GOT ROBERT! 207 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,667 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY GOT ROBERT? 208 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,967 - THEY'RE IN HIS HEAD. DON'T YOU GE TIT? 209 00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:30,033 THIS WAS MY BROTHER! 210 00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:31,833 - HONEY, IT'S OKAY-- 211 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:35,100 - NO, IT'S NOT OKAY, DEBRA! IT'S NOT, NOT THIS TIME! 212 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,600 NOT THIS TIME. 213 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,633 I SAW THEM! I SAW THEM! 214 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:43,400 THEY GOT ROBERT SO TURNED AROUND, 215 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:46,033 HE DOESN'T EVEN WEAR UNDERPANTS ANYMORE. 216 00:11:46,033 --> 00:11:47,400 - WHAT? 217 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,733 - THEY DON'T WEAR UNDERPANTS, DEBRA! 218 00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:51,200 THEY'RE FREAKS! 219 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,333 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? - I DON'T KNOW! 220 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:54,767 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT. 221 00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:56,400 I CALLED THE PRECINCT TO TALK TO HIS PARTNER. 222 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,700 YOU KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO? 223 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,300 SHE WANTS TO COME OVER 224 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,733 AND HAVE ONE OF THOSE INSURRECTIONS OR SOMETHIN'. 225 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:02,500 - AN INTERVENTION? - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 226 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,267 JUDY SAID SHE HAS EXPERIENCE IN THAT THING. 227 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,300 BUT THAT DOESN'T WORK, DOES IT? 228 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,967 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW-- [knocking] 229 00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,800 - JUDY, WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON? 230 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,100 - I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK 231 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,700 AN INTERVENTION CAN HELP YOUR BROTHER, RAY, 232 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,333 BUT HE'S MY PARTNER, AND I SURE AS HELL AM GONNA TRY. 233 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,733 THAT OKAY WITH YOU, DEBRA? 234 00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:18,167 - UH, YEAH, I GUESS, IF YOU REALLY THINK-- 235 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,833 - GOOD. IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 236 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:24,033 WE LOCK THE DOOR ON THE SUCKER AND LOVE-BOMB HIS SORRY ASS. 237 00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:25,800 - WELL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET-- 238 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,767 - I TOLD ROBERT YOU WANTED HIM HERE AT 9:00 FOR CAKE. 239 00:12:28,767 --> 00:12:29,933 - HE FELL FOR THAT? 240 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:32,200 - THAT BOY ALWAYS FALLS FOR CAKE. 241 00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:35,667 HURRY UP! IT'S ALMOST 9:00! 242 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,933 - HI, MA. 243 00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:42,200 - HELLO, RAYMOND. 244 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,667 I'M HERE FOR ROBBIE. 245 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,767 HELLO, JUDY, DEAR. - YEAH, YEAH. 246 00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:48,200 NOW LISTEN UP, PEOPLE. 247 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,300 YOU JUST DO WHAT I SAY, AND WE'LL BE FINE. 248 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,667 AND NO MATTER WHAT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH 249 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:55,167 ROBERT WANTS TO GET OUT OF HERE--AND HE WILL-- 250 00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:57,033 WE DO NOT LET HIM. 251 00:12:57,033 --> 00:12:58,367 WE STAY HERE AS LONG IT TAKES 252 00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:00,367 TO LET ROBERT KNOW THAT YOU ARE HIS FAMILY 253 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:02,533 AND THAT FAMILY, THAT LOVE, IS STRONGER 254 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,667 THAN ANY CRAZY-FACED LOSER COLLECTION OF PINHEADS. 255 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,367 WHERE'S FRANK? 256 00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:09,467 - HE'S AT THE LODGE, WHICH IS FOR THE BEST. 257 00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:13,300 HE'S NOT REALLY GOOD WITH LOVE. 258 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:16,300 - ALL RIGHT. SEE YA, FELLAS. 259 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,467 HELLO... 260 00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:23,967 EVERYBODY. 261 00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:25,767 WHAT'S UP? 262 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:30,900 MA. 263 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:33,167 WHY ARE YOU HERE WITH DEBRA? 264 00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,033 - I'M NOT HERE WITH ANYONE, DEAR. 265 00:13:35,033 --> 00:13:37,400 I'M HERE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 266 00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:40,067 - OH, MY GOD! 267 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,133 - DON'T LET HIM OUT! 268 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,767 [all shouting] 269 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:44,833 - DON'T MAKE THIS HARD-- 270 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,500 [yelling] 271 00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:50,233 - [yelling] 272 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,267 SIT DOWN! 273 00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:59,300 - ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 274 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,533 I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 275 00:14:09,533 --> 00:14:12,300 AND YOU CAN ALL TALK UNTIL YOU'RE BLUE IN THE FACE, 276 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,667 BUT IT WILL NOT DO YOU ANY GOOD. 277 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,400 "THE PATH IS STRAIGHT, 278 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,367 "AND THE CHILDREN OF THE PATH 279 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:23,067 "SHALL WALK UPON IT 280 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:27,633 STRAIGHTLY ON ITS STRAIGHTY STRAIGHTNESS." 281 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,600 - YOU SEE? YOU SEE? 282 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,333 THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. IT'S WORSE NOW. 283 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,867 - WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM? WHY IS HE SMILING LIKE THAT? 284 00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:37,567 - [whispering] NO UNDERPANTS. 285 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,167 - ROBERT, YOU CAN'T REALLY BELIEVE-- 286 00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:50,300 - LET ME. 287 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,867 HEY, PARTNER, REMEMBER ME? 288 00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,167 - YES, JUDY. 289 00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:56,933 I WORKED WITH YOU ON THE FORCE. 290 00:14:56,933 --> 00:15:00,233 BUT I'VE GIVEN UP THAT LIFE TO BECOME A FULL-TIME PATHIST. 291 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,200 I'VE ALMOST GOT THE GREEN SHIRT. 292 00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:07,900 - THIS IS BAD. 293 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,433 ALL RIGHT, RAY, 294 00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:11,500 I WANT YOU TO SAY SOMETHING TO ROBERT. 295 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,900 - NO, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, I CAN'T TALK. 296 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,367 I'M NOT A TALK PERSON. 297 00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:16,867 - RAY, I WANT YOU TO SPEAK TO YOUR BROTHER TODAY 298 00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:18,067 LIKE HE MATTERS! 299 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:21,067 - HE DOES MATTER TO ME, JUDY! 300 00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,500 I JUST-- 301 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,633 I CAN'T STAND SEEIN' HIM LIKE THIS! 302 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,733 - DON'T TELL ME! 303 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,533 - OKAY, LOOK. 304 00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:56,967 I KNOW I DON'T SAY THIS ENOUGH, BUT... 305 00:15:56,967 --> 00:16:00,833 YOU ARE MY BROTHER, AND I LOVE YOU. 306 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,733 OKAY, BUT... 307 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,000 HERE'S THE THING. 308 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,233 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW, RIGHT? 309 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,600 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU. 310 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,533 I MEAN, YEAH, YEAH, WE GET MAD AT EACH OTHER, 311 00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:13,633 BUT WE NEVER LET IT GET TOO FAR, YOU KNOW, 312 00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:17,700 'CAUSE--'CAUSE WE'RE FAMILY. 313 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,000 AND WE DON'T WALK AWAY. 314 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,867 THIS--THIS IS WALKING AWAY. 315 00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:26,167 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO IT, BECAUSE... 316 00:16:30,433 --> 00:16:33,333 YOU'RE LIKE A PART OF ME. 317 00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:44,800 [knocking at door] 318 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,033 - WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 319 00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:47,133 - NO. JUDY, DON'T OPEN IT! 320 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:48,967 DON'T OPEN IT. JUDY! 321 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,600 - WHAT IS THIS, A PARTY? 322 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:54,733 WHAT? YOU LOCK ME OUT TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM CAKE NOW? 323 00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:56,800 - JUST GO HOME, FRANK. - YEAH, DAD, GO. 324 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,433 HOW COME YOU'RE NOT AT THE LODGE? 325 00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:01,767 - THE POOL'S GOT A FUNGUS. 326 00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,767 WELL, WHAT'S THE PARTY FOR, 327 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,267 THE DALAI LAMA OVER HERE? 328 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:10,200 - OKAY, COME ON. PLEASE, DAD, NOT NOW. 329 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,767 - [singing] HELLO, DALAI 330 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,200 - FRANK. 331 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,367 - [singing] WELL, HELLO, DALAI 332 00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:18,633 - DAD! 333 00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:20,733 - [singing IT'S SO NICE THAT MY SON'S HEAD 334 00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:23,533 IS FILLED WITH CRAP 335 00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:26,067 - FRANK, COULD I SEE YOU FOR A MINUTE? 336 00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,533 SEE, WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO HERE 337 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:29,667 IS REINFORCE THE FAMILY THING, 338 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,500 LET ROBERT KNOW WE'RE HERE FOR HIM, 339 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,233 NURTURE HIM A LITTLE BIT TODAY. 340 00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:39,467 - OH. 341 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,733 HEY, MORON! - FRANK! 342 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,000 - NO, THIS GUY'S BEEN CODDLED HIS WHOLE LIFE! 343 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,533 THAT'S WHY HE HAS NO BRAINS. 344 00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,333 THAT'S WHY HE CAN'T THINK FOR HIMSELF. 345 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,700 THAT'S WHY HE JOINS A FREAKIN' CULT! 346 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,833 SNAP OUT OF IT, LUNKHEAD! 347 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:01,967 YOU KNOW WHAT THE ONLY THING YOU NEED NOW IS? 348 00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:04,533 A GOOD KICK IN THE PANTS! 349 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:06,033 [thud] 350 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,900 - OH, YEAH? 351 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,367 WHAT'S THAT, HUH? 352 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:12,833 THE NAME OF YOUR PARENTING BOOK? 353 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,200 "A GOOD KICK IN THE PANTS"? 354 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,633 THANKS A LOT, DAD. 355 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,600 IT'S WORKED WONDERS FOR ME OVER THE YEARS. 356 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,967 - COME ON, ROBERT. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 357 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,867 HE PEES IN THE YARD. 358 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,033 STOP! - I'M LEAVING. 359 00:18:23,033 --> 00:18:24,167 - NO, NO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW. 360 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,667 COME ON; WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 361 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:28,333 - NO, WE'RE NOT, OKAY? JUST FORGET IT, RAY. 362 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,933 I'M GOING BACK TO INNERPATH. 363 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:32,467 THIS IS A NEGATIVE PLACE, AND IT'S NOT JUST HIM. 364 00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:34,867 HE'S JUST THE POSTER BOY. IT'S HER AND HER TOO. 365 00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:35,933 - WAIT, WAIT. WHAT ABOUT ME? 366 00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:37,367 WHAT ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID? 367 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,567 - NICE TRY, BUT YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD AN ACTOR. 368 00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:44,367 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? 369 00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:46,867 YOU'RE JUST GONNA GO BACK TO YOUR STUPID CULT? 370 00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:48,433 - IT'S NOT A CULT, OKAY? 371 00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,267 I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY, 372 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:53,433 BUT I'VE CONFIRMED SOMETHING HERE TODAY: 373 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,200 THAT THE PATH TO INNER PEACE AND HARMONY 374 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,167 CLEARLY CANNOT BE FOUND IN THIS FAMILY. 375 00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:00,400 GOOD-BYE. 376 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,400 - ROBERT, WAIT! - ROBBIE! 377 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,767 - ROBERT, PLEASE. SIT DOWN. 378 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,700 - YES, PLEASE, DEAR. DON'T JOIN A CULT. 379 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,033 HAVE SOME CAKE. 380 00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:09,000 - NO! 381 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,367 - ROBERT, I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 382 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,267 - WHY? - BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU! 383 00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:14,767 - AND I'M YOUR MOTHER! 384 00:19:14,767 --> 00:19:16,567 - WHY WOULD I TAKE ADVICE ABOUT LIFE FROM YOU TWO? 385 00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,600 YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK TO EACH OTHER! 386 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,433 - YES, WE CAN! 387 00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:25,767 OH, DEBRA! - OH, MARIE! 388 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,800 - OH, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 389 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,900 - LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN. 390 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,900 - NEVER. NEVER, NEVER. 391 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,167 - OH, DEBRA. 392 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,700 SEE? 393 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,733 WE ARE A FAMILY. WE LOVE EACH OTHER. 394 00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:49,833 PLEASE DON'T LEAVE. 395 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,000 - OKAY. 396 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,067 - GOOD GOING. GOOD GOING. 397 00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:57,567 - YOU TOO, MAN. 398 00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:04,367 - WAIT--WAIT A MINUTE. 399 00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:06,733 Y-YOU GUYS PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING? 400 00:20:06,733 --> 00:20:08,200 - WHAT? 401 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,800 - DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES. 402 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,300 - YOU'RE NOT MAD, ARE YOU? 403 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,067 - NO, I'M NOT MAD. 404 00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:17,500 - OH. 405 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,933 HOW COULD I BE MAD WHEN YOU GAVE DEBRA BACK TO ME? 406 00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:23,033 - YEAH, WELL, THEN THERE'S SOMEBODY ELSE YOU SHOULD THANK. 407 00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:26,200 - [chuckling] 408 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,600 AND THE OSCAR GOES TO... 409 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:35,133 - YEAH, BUT WHAT WAS WITH THAT SLAP IN THE HEAD? 410 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,400 - I WAS IN THE MOMENT. 411 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,000 - YOU WERE TRICKING US? 412 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,933 - WHAT? YOU MAD AT ME NOW? 413 00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:45,600 HOW COME YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM? 414 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,200 - BECAUSE THEY'RE NICE BOYS, 415 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,800 AND YOU'RE A GLOATING NINCOMPOOP! 416 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,733 LET ME SHOW YOU THE CAKE I MADE. 417 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:54,100 IT'S CHOCOLATE, BUT IT'S DIFFERENT THAN THE USUAL ONE... 418 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,133 - ROBERT, THIS CULT. 419 00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,133 - OH, MAN. GREAT GAME. 420 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,833 - YUP. YUP. 421 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:11,133 - I STILL DON'T GET WHY YOU EVER WANTED 422 00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:13,600 TO JOIN A STUPID CULT. 423 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,267 - ALL RIGHT, DAD. 424 00:21:15,267 --> 00:21:16,333 - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WAS? 425 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,933 STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! 426 00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:19,000 STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! 427 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,433 YEAH! 428 00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:27,800 - NICE TO BE BACK. 429 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:32,467 - YEAH, THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, FLAGPOLE: 430 00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:35,600 LAUGHS, THE BALL GAME, FREE WILL, 431 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,600 DOING WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU WANT IT. 432 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,167 YOU DON'T GET THAT IN ANY STINKIN' CULT. 433 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,867 - ALL RIGHT, TV OFF. IT'S LUNCH. 434 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,300 all: [in monotone] OKAY. 435 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,167 - WHAT ARE WE HAVING? - CHICKEN. 436 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,600 - WE WANTED ROAST BEEF. 437 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,833 Marie: WE'RE HAVING CHICKEN. 438 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:51,133 men: OKAY.