1 00:00:04,300 --> 00:00:07,167 - HEY, NO, KIDS, YOU'RE GETTING MARKER ON THE TABLE. 2 00:00:07,167 --> 00:00:09,033 RAY, DO SOMETHING. 3 00:00:09,033 --> 00:00:11,500 - DON'T MARK THE TABLE, KIDS. 4 00:00:14,633 --> 00:00:15,733 - HERE, KIDS. 5 00:00:15,733 --> 00:00:17,500 WE'LL USE THIS NEWSPAPER AS YOUR MAT. 6 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,633 - HEY, COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 7 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,700 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I WAS READING SOMETHING 8 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:27,867 THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAID. 9 00:00:27,867 --> 00:00:31,200 - YEAH, WHAT DID THE PRESIDENT SAY TO MARMADUKE? 10 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,733 - "TELL YOUR WIFE TO LIGHTEN UP." 11 00:00:38,233 --> 00:00:40,133 - HEY. - HEY, ROBERT. 12 00:00:40,133 --> 00:00:41,433 - HEY, KIDS. 13 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:44,200 - HI. - HI, UNCLE ROBERT. 14 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,633 - I DREW A PICTURE OF YOU, UNCLE ROBERT. 15 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:48,200 - OH! 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,200 - AND THAT'S MOMMY IN THE PICTURE TOO. 17 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,700 - OH, GREAT. AND WHERE IS YOUR DAD? 18 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,767 - I DIDN'T DRAW HIM. 19 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,167 - MAY I KEEP THIS? 20 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:00,767 - YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE NOT DONE YET. 21 00:01:00,767 --> 00:01:04,100 THEY STILL GOT TO DRAW THE BOLTS IN YOUR NECK. 22 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:15,800 - NOW, THAT,RAYMOND, IS NOT NICE, 23 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,700 AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT IN THE PICTURE. 24 00:01:20,133 --> 00:01:21,767 WHAT IS THIS? 25 00:01:21,767 --> 00:01:23,500 "AS WE HONOR FRANK BARONE'S MEMORY, 26 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,033 "WE SHOULD ALSO BE HONEST ABOUT WHO HE WAS IN LIFE, 27 00:01:26,033 --> 00:01:29,367 BECAUSE HE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN TELLING IT LIKE IT IS." 28 00:01:30,733 --> 00:01:33,267 - THAT'S ON THE BACK OF YOUR PICTURE? 29 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:34,900 MICHAEL, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT PAPER? 30 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:38,333 - FROM DADDY'S OFFICE. 31 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:41,067 - "WHO HE WAS IN LIFE... HONOR FRANK BARONE'S MEMORY..." 32 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:42,933 THIS SOUNDS LIKE HE'S... 33 00:01:42,933 --> 00:01:44,400 PASSED ON. 34 00:01:50,967 --> 00:01:53,100 - MICHAEL, WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS? 35 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,767 [upbeat rock music] 36 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:00,333 - [singing] JUNGLE LOVE 37 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:01,533 IT'S DRIVING ME MAD 38 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:05,100 IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY, CRAZY 39 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:06,833 JUNGLE LOVE 40 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:08,200 IT'S DRIVING ME MAD 41 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,600 IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY, CRAZY 42 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,067 JUNGLE LOVE 43 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:14,933 IT'S DRIVING ME MAD 44 00:02:14,933 --> 00:02:18,000 IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY, CRAZY 45 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,733 JUNGLE LOVE 46 00:02:19,733 --> 00:02:21,167 IT'S DRIVING ME MAD 47 00:02:21,167 --> 00:02:24,767 IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY 48 00:02:29,933 --> 00:02:31,567 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, MAN? 49 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,100 - IT'S NOTHING. 50 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:36,267 LOOK, SOMETIMES WHEN A SPORTS STAR DIES, 51 00:02:36,267 --> 00:02:39,733 I WRITE A COLUMN THAT'S LIKE AN APPRECIATION FOR HIM. 52 00:02:39,733 --> 00:02:42,467 - OH, I SEE, OKAY. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE. 53 00:02:42,467 --> 00:02:45,300 EXCEPT DAD ISN'T A DEAD SPORTS STAR. 54 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,800 UNLESS HE GOT REALLY GOOD AT HOCKEY THIS MORNING 55 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,200 AND THEN YOU KILLED HIM. 56 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,900 - LOOK, I WAS WRITING A REAL APPRECIATION 57 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,600 FOR SOMEONE ELSE, AND I-- 58 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,133 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST HAD SOME THOUGHTS 59 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:59,267 ABOUT WHAT I MIGHT SAY FOR DAD. 60 00:02:59,267 --> 00:03:02,000 - AN APPRECIATION OF YOUR FATHER. 61 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,400 REALLY? 62 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,067 - AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW? 63 00:03:06,067 --> 00:03:09,233 WHY WOULD YOU JUST ASSUME THAT YOU GET TO DO THE EULOGY, HUH? 64 00:03:09,233 --> 00:03:10,700 WHAT'S GONNA BE MY JOB AT THE FUNERAL, 65 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:14,033 KEEPING YOUR SCREAMING FANS OFF THE STAGE? 66 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,600 - IT'S NOT-- 67 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,733 IT'S NOT A EULOGY. I JOTTED A FEW THINGS DOWN. 68 00:03:22,733 --> 00:03:26,167 - OH, JOTTED. YOU JOTTED,DID YOU? 69 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:28,500 THERE'S, LIKE, EIGHT PARAGRAPHS RIGHT HERE. 70 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,567 - HEY, I'M A PROFESSIONAL WRITER, REMEMBER, OKAY? 71 00:03:30,567 --> 00:03:32,567 FOR ME, THIS IS LIKE DOODLING. 72 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:35,033 IN FACT, I WROTE MORE THAN THIS. 73 00:03:35,033 --> 00:03:38,167 WAIT A MINUTE. 74 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:40,000 HEY, GUYS. 75 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,167 GUYS, IS THIS ALL THAT YOU DREW? 76 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:43,567 - NO, WE DREW A LOT. - REALLY? 77 00:03:43,567 --> 00:03:45,433 - GOOD, GREAT. WHERE ARE THE OTHER PICTURES? 78 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,700 - WE GAVE THEM TO GRANDMA. 79 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,100 - NO! 80 00:03:54,533 --> 00:03:56,467 - DADDY'S WEIRD. 81 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:05,367 - OH. 82 00:04:05,367 --> 00:04:08,033 - HELLO, RAYMOND. - HEY. 83 00:04:08,033 --> 00:04:10,800 HELLO. 84 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,333 HEY, UH, HOW'S EVERYBODY? 85 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:14,500 - GOOD. ARE YOU HUNGRY, DEAR? 86 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:17,300 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, I'M OKAY. 87 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,500 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 88 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,300 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL GET IT. 89 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,400 - NO, YOU DO ENOUGH OF THAT AT HOME--SIT DOWN. 90 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,433 - NO, LET ME SEE WHAT'S IN THE FRIGIDAIRE. 91 00:04:24,433 --> 00:04:26,967 - NO, I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT. 92 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,567 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT, RAYMOND? 93 00:04:29,567 --> 00:04:31,733 OH, I GOT LASAGNA. 94 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:35,967 - WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 95 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:38,300 - I GOT HAM. OOH, DELICIOUS. 96 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:41,433 I PUT A GLAZE OF PINEAPPLE ON IT. 97 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:45,400 OKAY. 98 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,267 - YOU GOT ANY FROZEN TREATS? 99 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:53,067 - YEAH, I GOT SOME FUDGE POPS. 100 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,100 - MA, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I GOT TO GO. 101 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,867 I GOT TO PUT THE THING IN THE THING. 102 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:08,567 - HEY, WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE? 103 00:05:08,567 --> 00:05:10,100 - OH, YEAH. THESE ARE THE KIDS' PICTURES. 104 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:13,300 I JUST--I'M GONNA FRAME THEM ALL. 105 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:16,100 - THAT CHICKEN SCRATCH? 106 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,433 WHAT DOES IT SAY TO YOUR CHILDREN 107 00:05:17,433 --> 00:05:20,233 IF YOU FRAME EVEN THEIR WORST CRAP? 108 00:05:22,133 --> 00:05:25,000 - IT SAYS YOU LOVE THEM. 109 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,467 - NO, IT SAYS YOU LOVE CRAP. 110 00:05:30,033 --> 00:05:31,367 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU. 111 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:33,433 - HEY, HOLD ON. YOU CAN'T TAKE THOSE. 112 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,367 - WHAT? WHY NOT? YOU JUST SAID THEY WERE CRAP. 113 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:37,267 - WELL, YES, I DID, 114 00:05:37,267 --> 00:05:40,367 BUT THEY'RE MYCRAP. 115 00:05:40,367 --> 00:05:41,767 I'M WATCHING THE GAME. 116 00:05:41,767 --> 00:05:44,333 - OKAY. 117 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,800 - YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GONNA WATCH THE GAME WITH DAD. 118 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,733 - HE DOESN'T HAVE IT. 119 00:05:48,733 --> 00:05:50,033 - WHAT? 120 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:52,633 - THE PICTURE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 121 00:05:52,633 --> 00:05:54,867 - WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 122 00:05:54,867 --> 00:05:57,200 - THE ONE WITH YOUR FATHER'S EULOGY ON THE BACK. 123 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,767 - OHH, MA! DID HE SEE IT? 124 00:05:59,767 --> 00:06:02,233 - OF COURSE NOT! 125 00:06:02,233 --> 00:06:05,033 - LOOK, I KNOW IT'S-- IT'S AWFUL 126 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:07,500 AND IT'S MORBID AND IT'S WEIRD. 127 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,767 - UH-HUH. JUST TELL ME ONE THING. 128 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:13,233 - WHERE'S MINE? 129 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,567 - WHAT? 130 00:06:17,567 --> 00:06:19,800 - YOU WROTE A TRIBUTE FOR YOUR FATHER. 131 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,567 WHERE'S MINE? 132 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:24,033 - IT'S NOT A TRIBUTE. IT'S JUST-- 133 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:25,367 I DOODLED A COUPLE THINGS. 134 00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:26,800 THAT'S ALL. IT'S NOTHING. 135 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,300 - UH-HUH. 136 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:31,033 SO I DON'T GET ONE. 137 00:06:31,033 --> 00:06:32,700 - MA, THIS IS A EULOGY. 138 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:35,133 I DIDN'T WRITE YOURS BECAUSE... 139 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:38,967 BECAUSE EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT WOULD MAKE ME TOO, TOO SAD. 140 00:06:38,967 --> 00:06:40,767 - OHH-H-H. 141 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,333 OH, YOU'RE SWEET. 142 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:48,100 I'D LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING BY WEDNESDAY. 143 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:54,533 - CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 144 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:56,400 SHE WANTS ME TO WRITE HEREULOGY NOW. 145 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:00,533 - RAY, SHE'S GONNA WANT YOU IN THE COFFIN WITH HER. 146 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:07,400 - YEAH, WELL, I'D RATHER NOT DO THAT EITHER. 147 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,200 - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO WRITE YOUR FATHER'S EULOGY? 148 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,067 - WHAT? IT'S LIKE A WRITING CHALLENGE. 149 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:15,567 - A CHALLENGE? - YEAH. 150 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:19,700 HOW DO YOU MAKE PEOPLE MISS THAT GUY? 151 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,300 SEE, IT'S ALL ABOUT-- 152 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:26,800 WELL, I MEAN, THIS IS KIND OF TECHNICAL WRITER STUFF. 153 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,100 - NO, TRY ME. 154 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,600 - OKAY. 155 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,700 EVERYBODY THINKS THAT MY FATHER IS, WELL, A JERK. 156 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:35,967 - HOW TECHNICAL. 157 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:40,233 - SO YOU START BY TALKING ABOUT HIS JERK-LIKE QUALITIES, 158 00:07:40,233 --> 00:07:41,900 WHICH EVERYONE AGREES WITH, 159 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:44,167 BUT ALSO MAKES 'EM FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY, 160 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:46,500 BECAUSE HE'S LYING THERE DEAD AND ALL. 161 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,667 AND THAT'S WHEN I HIT THEM WITH AN EXAMPLE 162 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:50,400 OF HIM BEING SWEET. 163 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:55,067 AND THEN IT'S, "BOO-HOO. FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE." 164 00:07:59,367 --> 00:08:02,400 - AND THAT EXAMPLE OF SWEET IS? 165 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,933 - YOU THINK I DON'T GOT IT. I GOT IT. 166 00:08:04,933 --> 00:08:07,400 WHEN ROBERT AND I WERE KIDS, WE HAD THIS BUNNY 167 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,000 WE KEPT IN A CAGE IN THE BACK. 168 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,533 I NAMED HIM HOPPY. 169 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:12,733 - HOPPY? 170 00:08:12,733 --> 00:08:14,667 - I'M A WRITER. 171 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,800 ANYWAY... 172 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:21,600 MY DAD, HE ALWAYS TOLD ME HE HATED HIM. 173 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,000 BUT THEN ONE DAY, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, 174 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,500 I COME DOWN TO GET SOME JUICE, 175 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:28,667 AND I GO IN THE KITCHEN AND I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW, 176 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:29,933 AND I SEE HIM THERE. 177 00:08:29,933 --> 00:08:31,700 AND HE'S GOT THE CAGE OPEN, 178 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:35,967 AND HE'S SITTING DOWN NEXT TO IT, PETTING HOPPY. 179 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:38,733 HE WAS-- HE WAS BEING ALL... 180 00:08:38,733 --> 00:08:41,367 GENTLE. 181 00:08:41,367 --> 00:08:43,700 SO I DON'T KNOW, I JUST... 182 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,900 SOMETHING ABOUT SEEING HIM LIKE THAT, 183 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:49,367 IT JUST STAYED WITH ME. 184 00:08:49,367 --> 00:08:50,867 I DON'T KNOW; I GUESS I JUST LIKE 185 00:08:50,867 --> 00:08:53,333 THINKING ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT. 186 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:58,367 SEE? I TOLD YOU IT'S GOOD STUFF! 187 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,400 - THAT'S SO SAD. 188 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,533 - WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT IN A EULOGY. 189 00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:10,700 GUY'S DEAD. 190 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:18,633 - NO, IT'S SAD BECAUSE, WHAT, IT'S BEEN 35 YEARS? 191 00:09:18,633 --> 00:09:20,567 YOU--YOU NEVER TOLD HIM THIS, DID YOU? 192 00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:23,267 - TOLD HIM WHAT, ABOUT PETTING THE BUNNY? 193 00:09:23,267 --> 00:09:25,833 - YEAH, YOU GOT TO TELL HIM THAT YOU SAW HIM 194 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:28,267 AND HOW IT MADE YOU FEEL. 195 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:32,300 - ARE YOU NEW HERE? 196 00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:40,833 - RAY, YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT THIS. 197 00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:42,433 - NO, I'M NOT! 198 00:09:42,433 --> 00:09:44,433 - SO THE ONLY WAY THAT YOU COULD HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION 199 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:46,200 WITH YOUR FATHER IS IF HE'S DEAD. 200 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,333 - SO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM. 201 00:09:57,633 --> 00:10:00,300 HEY, THE KIDS MARKED THE TABLE. 202 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:05,267 - I WON THE LOTTERY-- 20 BUCKS. 203 00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:06,467 - CONGRATULATIONS, FRANK. 204 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:07,933 - YEAH, "CONGRATULATIONS." 205 00:10:07,933 --> 00:10:09,367 THAT'S WHAT A PERSONSAYS, 206 00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:11,400 NOT WHAT THE BANSHEE OVER THERE SAYS. 207 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,100 "I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUY THOSE THINGS AT THE DRUGSTORE. 208 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:17,100 WHERE'S MY PRESCRIPTION?" 209 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:20,833 - YOU DIDN'T GET HER PRESCRIPTION? 210 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:23,167 - SHE'LL BE FINE. 211 00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:26,133 LOOK, I WON. I REINVESTED IT. 212 00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:29,733 I ALREADY SCRATCHED FIVE, BUT I'M HAVING A BUM STREAK. 213 00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:31,067 I NEED TO CHANGE UP. 214 00:10:31,067 --> 00:10:33,533 HERE, YOU SCRATCH. 215 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:35,867 - I GET A CUT, RIGHT? 216 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:37,533 - 10%. 217 00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:39,467 BUT IF WE WIN BIG, NO ONE TELLS YOUR MOTHER 218 00:10:39,467 --> 00:10:42,600 TILL I'M IN RIO WITH HARRIET LICHTMAN. 219 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,533 - TAKE RAY WITH YOU. HE LIKES HARRIET LICHTMAN. 220 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,867 - AW...NOTHING. 221 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:55,933 - NOTHING. - NOTHING. 222 00:10:55,933 --> 00:10:57,233 - AW, IT'S RIGGED. 223 00:10:57,233 --> 00:10:59,667 STUPID NEW YORK STATE HUMPS. 224 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:00,933 - OH, LOOK AT THAT. 225 00:11:00,933 --> 00:11:02,467 YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA WIN, THEN YOU DON'T. 226 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,600 THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU. 227 00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:28,267 [clears throat] 228 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:30,500 HEY, DAD, REMEMBER-- 229 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,967 REMEMBER THAT BUNNY THAT ME AND ROBERT HAD? 230 00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:36,167 - SURE. THAT THING STANK. 231 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:37,767 - I THINK I NAMED IT HOPPY. 232 00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:40,300 - I HATED IT. 233 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,133 - IT'S WEIRD, YOU KNOW. IT'S SILLY-- 234 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:44,433 I THINK I SAW YOU PETTING HIM ONCE. 235 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:46,167 - WHAT? 236 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,067 - YEAH, YEAH, YOU WERE PETTING THE BUNNY. 237 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:52,200 - WHAT, ARE YOU ON DRUGS? 238 00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:55,500 - NO, NO, I REMEMBER; I WAS, LIKE, EIGHT YEARS OLD 239 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,767 AND I CAME DOWNSTAIRS TO GET SOME JUICE, 240 00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,200 AND I SAW YOU PETTING IT. 241 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,667 - MAYBE YOU CAME DOWNSTAIRS TO GET SOME DRUGS. 242 00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:08,433 - FRANK, IT'S A NICE MEMORY. HE THINKS IT'S SWEET. 243 00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:11,200 - I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S TAIL WHAT HE THINKS. 244 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,733 IT NEVER HAPPENED. 245 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,500 - ALL RIGHT, DAD, WHAT ARE YOU MAKING A BIG DEAL FOR? 246 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,067 - BECAUSE YOU MAKE THINGS UP. 247 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,767 - I DON'T THINK SO. 248 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:20,800 - FRANK, RAY'S TRYING TO SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOU. 249 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,200 - SHARE A LIE? 250 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,067 - NO. ABOUT YOU. 251 00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:27,967 WHEN HE SAW YOU PET THAT BUNNY-- 252 00:12:27,967 --> 00:12:29,267 - I DIDN'T PET A BUNNY. 253 00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:31,067 - NO, FRANK, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 254 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,400 - I NEVER PET A BUNNY! 255 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,800 - ALL RIGHT, DEBRA, FORGET ABOUT IT. 256 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,667 - NO, NO, RAY. FRANK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 257 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,900 YOU SHOWED A GENTLE SIDE TO YOURSELF. 258 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,867 - WHY DO I COME HERE? 259 00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:43,167 I GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO WIN MILLIONS, YOU GIVE ME THIS! 260 00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,667 - ALL RIGHT, DAD. NEVER MIND, ALL RIGHT? 261 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,033 - NO, YOUNEVER MIND! 262 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,300 GIVE ME THE TICKETS. THE DEAL IS OFF. 263 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,433 I DON'T SHARE ANYTHING WITH LIARS. 264 00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:10,367 - ARE YOU SURE HE WASN'T PUNCHINGTHE BUNNY? 265 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,700 - HI, GRANDMA! 266 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,933 - HERE YOU GO, MARIE, A LOAD OF TROUBLE FOR THE NIGHT. 267 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,933 - OH, THEY'RE NO TROUBLE. I MADE SOME COOKIES. 268 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:27,267 HURRY BEFORE UNCLE ROBERT AND GRANDPA EAT THEM ALL. 269 00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:29,400 - COOKIES! - YAY! 270 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,700 - NO, NO! GET BACK! 271 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:35,967 - HEY, THANKS FOR SITTING, MARIE. 272 00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:37,167 - YEAH, THANKS, MA. 273 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:38,767 HEY, HOW'S DAD DOING? 274 00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:41,200 - YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT THE EULOGY, DID YOU? 275 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,567 - NO, WHY? 276 00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:44,567 - BECAUSE EVER SINCE HE GOT BACK YESTERDAY, 277 00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,767 HE'S BEEN IN A TERRIBLE MOOD. 278 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:49,733 DEBRA, DID YOU GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO EAT? 279 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,333 - NO, MA. 280 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:58,100 DEBRA MADE ME BRING UP THE BUNNY STORY WITH DAD. 281 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:01,500 - THEN FRANK GOT ALL ANGRY AND PRETENDED IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 282 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,000 - WHY? IT'S A LOVELY STORY. 283 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,333 HE'S SUCH AN IDIOT. 284 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,000 - MARIE, THE GUYS ARE COMING OVER. 285 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,167 WE'RE GOING TO THE LODGE. 286 00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,800 WHAT DO YOU TWO WANT? 287 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,300 - LISTEN, FRANK-- - NO, LET ME, LET ME. 288 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,567 LOOK, DAD, I'M SORRY 289 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:17,033 I BROUGHT UP THE THING YESTERDAY. 290 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,500 I MUST HAVE REMEMBERED WRONG. 291 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,100 - YOU HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE ABOUT, RAYMOND. 292 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,233 IT'S A VERY SWEET STORY. 293 00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,500 - WHAT STORY? 294 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,633 - THE TIME YOUR FATHER PET THE BUNNY. 295 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,200 - I DID NOT! 296 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,133 - HOPPY? YOU PET HOPPY? 297 00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:31,500 - NO! 298 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,167 - WHY WOULD YOU DENY THAT? - EXACTLY. 299 00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:37,300 - OH, YOU PET HOPPY. THAT'S SO SWEET. 300 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:40,233 YOU WANT A COOKIE? I'M GONNA GET YOU A COOKIE. 301 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:42,333 - GET AWAY FROM ME! 302 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,100 YOU HAPPY? LOOK WHAT YOU DID. 303 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,500 - I'M SORRY. 304 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,033 [knock on door] 305 00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,333 - HELLO, EVERYBODY. 306 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,200 - HI, STAN. HI, GARVIN. 307 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,000 - HEY, RAY'S HERE! 308 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,067 HA HA HA! 309 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,700 - HEY. HELLO, GUYS. 310 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:56,800 - YOU READY, FRANK? 311 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,267 - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M READY. 312 00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:59,867 I'D GO ANYWHERE TO GET OUT OF HERE. 313 00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:02,800 - HEY, FRANK, THAT HANDBALL TOURNAMENT STARTS NEXT WEEK. 314 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,633 YOU IN? - YEAH, I'M IN. 315 00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:07,333 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO UP AGAINST BULLETHEAD. 316 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,667 - I CAN BEAT THAT GUY ON MY WORST DAY. 317 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:12,233 - OH, YEAH, YOU'RE THE TOUGHEST, FRANK. 318 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:13,533 - DAMN STRAIGHT. 319 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:16,667 - HEY, YOU LEAVE THIS AT THE LODGE? 320 00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:28,000 - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 321 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,967 - I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. 322 00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:33,100 - AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 323 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,300 - OH, THAT'S ADORABLE. 324 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,267 - GET OUT OF HERE! 325 00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:40,133 YOU'RE TELLING EVERYONE YOUR LIES. 326 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,767 - I DIDN'T TELL THEM ANYTHING! 327 00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,433 - YOU KNOW, IT'S THE TALK OF THE LODGE. 328 00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:45,167 - YEAH, HOW YOU'D GO IN THE BACKYARD 329 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:47,333 AND SING SONGS TO THE BUNNY 330 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:50,300 AND RUB NOSIES WITH IT. 331 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,733 - [laughing] RUB NOSES WITH THE BUNNY. 332 00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:02,233 - THERE NEVER WAS ANY BUNNY! WHO TOLD YOU THIS? 333 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,733 - MY WIFE. - YOUR WIFE? 334 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,567 HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? 335 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:08,333 - YOURWIFE--SHE KNOWS HOW TO GET THE WORD OUT. 336 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,467 IT'S LIKE TOM-TOMS. 337 00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:14,200 "FRANK PET A BUNNY. FRANK PET A BUNNY." 338 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,033 - YOU'RE TELLING PEOPLE THIS? 339 00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:18,500 - FRANK, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF IT. 340 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,833 FINALLY, YOU'RE LOVEABLE. 341 00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:22,600 - WOULD YOU STOP? 342 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,533 I AM NOT LOVEABLE, ALL RIGHT? 343 00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:27,133 I AM NOT SWEET! I FOUGHT IN KOREA! 344 00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,467 I AM NO BUNNY-PETTER! 345 00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:32,133 - THEN WHY WOULD RAY PUT IT IN YOUR EULOGY? 346 00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:38,033 - MY WHAT? 347 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,833 - I CAN EXPLAIN, DAD. - DON'T, ROBERT. 348 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:43,600 - APPARENTLY, RAYMOND, AS SORT OF A FUN HOBBY, 349 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:47,733 FANTASIZES ABOUT WHAT HE'LL SAY UPON YOUR DEMISE. 350 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,233 - WHAT? 351 00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:52,400 - OH, YES. HE WROTE A EULOGY FOR YOU. 352 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:56,200 AND HE'S READY TO GO AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE... 353 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,667 IF YOU ARE. 354 00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,567 - YOU'RE PLANNING MY DEATH? 355 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:06,700 - NO, NO! - JUST YOUR FUNERAL. 356 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:15,533 - RAY, YOU BETTER GO. 357 00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:16,667 - [sighs] 358 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,733 - I'M STILLY WAITING FOR MYEULOGY, RAYMOND. 359 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,700 - SEE YOU, RAY! I LIKE THOSE PANTS ON YOU! 360 00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:34,567 [loud banging] 361 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:35,700 - DAD. 362 00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:39,133 HEY, DAD, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 363 00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:41,267 - CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY? 364 00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:45,433 - YOU'RE HITTING A LICENSE PLATE WITH A HAMMER. 365 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,833 - I'M PERSONALIZING IT. 366 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:51,567 - LOOK, DAD, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR THE EULOGY. 367 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:54,533 - YEAH, I GUESS I SCREWED YOU UP BY NOT BEING DEAD. 368 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,067 - COME ON. I WAS JUST-- 369 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,367 [hammering] 370 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,100 I WAS WRITING IT FOR MYSELF, ALL RIGHT? 371 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,867 I--I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE. 372 00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:02,700 - LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR SCREWED-UP REASON 373 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,367 FOR WRITING A FUNERAL SPEECH WAS. 374 00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:08,833 I HATED THAT BUNNY! 375 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,967 AND BY THE WAY, YOU NEVER CLEANED THE CAGE. 376 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:12,533 IT WAS DIRTY. 377 00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:16,067 YOU KIDS-- "DADDY, BUY ME A BUNNY. 378 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:18,500 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT." 379 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,767 I WAS LIED TO. 380 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,867 - I WAS EIGHT. 381 00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:25,333 - AND ALREADY A LIAR. 382 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,200 - ALL RIGHT. DAD, I'M SORRY. 383 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,467 - I HADTO PET THAT BUNNY-- EVERY NIGHT. 384 00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:35,233 - EVERY NIGHT? - EVERY NIGHT! 385 00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:37,100 THE DAMN BUNNY NEEDED SOME ATTENTION. 386 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:40,933 AND THAT'S THE THANKS I GET. NOW I'VE LOST EVERYTHING. 387 00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,633 - LOST WHAT? WHAT DID YOU LOSE? 388 00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:45,500 - OH, NOT MUCH. JUST MY REPUTATION AS A MAN. 389 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,333 - COME ON, LOOK, THOSE GUYS, THEY'RE ONLY TEASING YOU. 390 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,667 - LISTEN TO ME. I'M THE TOUGH ONE. 391 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:54,000 THAT'S HOW THE COMMUNITY SEES ME. 392 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,567 - WHAT COMMUNITY? 393 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:59,433 YOU'RE IN A STEAM ROOM IN A LODGE WITH SIX NAKED GUYS. 394 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,500 - THAT'S MY COMMUNITY. 395 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,400 AND EVERYONE'S GOT THEIR THING. 396 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,467 STAN'S GOT THE BRAINS, GARVIN'S GOT THE LOOKS, 397 00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:08,167 AND I'M THE TOUGH ONE. 398 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,533 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 399 00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:11,733 FIRST OF ALL, DAD, WITH THE LOOKS, 400 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:14,900 I'M GONNA DECLARE IT A THREE-WAY TIE. 401 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:18,100 - I CAN'T TALK TO YOU. 402 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,500 - COME ON, YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME? 403 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,067 WHY DO YOU THINK I WROTE THE EULOGY 404 00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,667 WITH THE STUPID BUNNY STORY? 405 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:25,467 - THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW. 406 00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:26,867 YOU KNOW, I KNOW SOME THINGS ABOUT YOU 407 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,467 YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TELLING EVERYBODY. 408 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,767 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S DIFFERENT, DAD. 409 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,400 - NO, NO, NO, IT'S A GOOD STORY. 410 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,300 I GO UP TO THE ATTIC ONE DAY... - ALL RIGHT, DAD. 411 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,000 - AND I TURN ON THE LIGHT... - DAD. 412 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,200 - AND IMAGINE MY SURPRISE. 413 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,900 - THAT'S DIFFERENT, DAD! 414 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,300 - NO, IT'S NOT! 415 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:42,300 I'M TELLING YOU, I HATE THAT BUNNY STORY! 416 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:45,167 WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO REMEMBER ME LIKE THAT? 417 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:47,033 I WANTED YOU TO KNOW I WAS TOUGH! 418 00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:48,767 I WORKED HARD AT THAT! 419 00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,500 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THE BUNNY THING-- 420 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,800 THE ONLY REASON I EVEN REMEMBER IT 421 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,667 IS 'CAUSE IT'S SO UNLIKE YOU. 422 00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:57,000 YOU WERE THE TOUGHEST SON OF A BITCH I EVER KNEW. 423 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,533 - YOU GONNA PUT THAT IN? 424 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,567 - I COULD. 425 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:15,700 - WRITE IT DOWN BEFORE YOU FORGET IT. 426 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,600 - ALL RIGHT. 427 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,000 AND I'LL--I'LL TAKE THE BUNNY THING OUT. 428 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,100 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 429 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,833 MAYBE LEAVE THAT IN. 430 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,433 - YEAH? 431 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,533 - NO, I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT SURE NOW. 432 00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:31,533 YOU KNOW WHAT? 433 00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:33,133 SURPRISE ME. 434 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,467 - MA, I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH SOMETHING 435 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:50,433 YOU MIGHT LIKE FOR YOUR EULOGY. 436 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,133 [loudly clears throat] 437 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,200 "WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT MY DEAR MOTHER?" 438 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,567 - OH, ROBBIE. 439 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:02,900 ROBBIE, 440 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,867 THAT'S SO VERY NICE. 441 00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:08,567 BUT RAYMOND IS THE WRITER. 442 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:14,100 AND BESIDES, YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY BUSY THAT DAY. 443 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,667 YOU'RE A POLICEMAN. 444 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,933 I'M GONNA NEED YOU FOR MY MOTORCADE 445 00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:21,000 TO STOP ALL THE TRAFFIC. 446 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,133 SWEET. 447 00:21:33,633 --> 00:21:36,000 - "WHAT CAN I SAY 448 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,133 "ABOUT RAYMOND? 449 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,100 "ONE DAY, 450 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,567 I WENT UP TO THE ATTIC..."