1 00:00:01,367 --> 00:00:02,900 - HEY. - HEY, ROBERT. 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:04,133 - HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 3 00:00:04,133 --> 00:00:05,767 - OH, NOTHING. 4 00:00:05,767 --> 00:00:08,033 JUST THOUGHT I'D COME BY, SEE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING. 5 00:00:08,033 --> 00:00:09,400 - OH, WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES. 6 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,533 - OH. 7 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,133 - YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN COME. 8 00:00:16,133 --> 00:00:18,433 - NO, NO. THAT'S OKAY. 9 00:00:21,967 --> 00:00:24,167 - NO, YEAH. I MEAN, COME. COME. 10 00:00:24,167 --> 00:00:25,400 WE WERE GONNA GO AS A COUPLE, 11 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,667 BUT YOU CAN RUIN IT IF YOU WANT. 12 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,300 - WELL, THAT'S SWEET OF YOU, BUT NO, NO. 13 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,900 - OH, COME ON, ROBERT. COME WITH US, HUH? 14 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:36,200 YOU CAN CALL SOMEBODY, AND WE'LL MAKE IT A DOUBLE DATE. 15 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,433 - WELL, BY THE TIME HE GETS A DATE, 16 00:00:37,433 --> 00:00:40,400 THE MOVIE'LL BE ON VIDEO. 17 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:47,767 - ACTUALLY, MOVIES REALLY AREN'T IN MY BUDGET RIGHT NOW. 18 00:00:47,767 --> 00:00:50,367 - REALLY? - BUDGET? 19 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:53,300 WHAT, THE NEW GIANT TAX KICK IN? 20 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:01,267 - IF YOU MUST KNOW, 21 00:01:01,267 --> 00:01:03,167 THEY'RE MAKING A LOT OF PAY CUTS AT THE PRECINCT. 22 00:01:03,167 --> 00:01:04,633 THEY'RE CUTTING BACK ON THE HOURS, 23 00:01:04,633 --> 00:01:07,433 AND PEOPLE ARE JUST SCRAMBLING TO MAKE ENDS MEET. 24 00:01:07,433 --> 00:01:10,567 - OH, ROBERT, I HAD NO IDEA. WHY THE CUTBACKS? 25 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:12,733 - UH, CRIME'S AT A 30-YEAR LOW. 26 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:18,467 IT'S TOUGH ON EVERYBODY. 27 00:01:18,467 --> 00:01:21,267 AND THE GUYS--THEY'RE HAVING TO TAKE SECOND JOBS, 28 00:01:21,267 --> 00:01:23,233 PEOPLE ARE DIPPING INTO THEIR RETIREMENT FUNDS. 29 00:01:23,233 --> 00:01:25,500 IT'S ROUGH OUT THERE. 30 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,600 SO I HAD TO CANCEL MY CABLE, 31 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,700 BUT, UH, THOUGHT MAYBE I CAN COME OVER HERE 32 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:32,867 AND WATCH A MOVIE ON YOUR SATELLITE. 33 00:01:32,867 --> 00:01:35,167 - YOU CANCELED CABLE? 34 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:38,433 - OH, YEAH, BUT THAT'S OKAY. 35 00:01:38,433 --> 00:01:40,000 YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SHIFT MY FOCUS, 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,133 REEVALUATE MY PRIORITIES. 37 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:44,367 - COULDN'T KEEP BASIC CABLE? 38 00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:47,700 - I'M DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, RAYMOND, 39 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,433 ACROSS THE BOARD. 40 00:01:49,433 --> 00:01:52,233 YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW INEXPENSIVE AND VERSATILE 41 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:54,000 BOLOGNA IS. 42 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,467 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 43 00:01:55,467 --> 00:01:58,133 - BOLOGNA. IT'S GREAT. 44 00:01:58,133 --> 00:02:00,367 I MADE IT IN CASSEROLES, STEW, SALAD. 45 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:02,133 I EVEN PUT IT INTO A PIE. 46 00:02:03,733 --> 00:02:05,133 - HOW WAS THAT? 47 00:02:05,133 --> 00:02:06,733 - NOT TOO GOOD. 48 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:13,600 - ROBERT, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 49 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,600 - NO, NO, I'M FINE. I'M A GROWNUP. 50 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:19,100 - WELL, HERE. MOMMY MADE SOME COOKIES. 51 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,200 - HUH. THANKS. WELL, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. 52 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,600 YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME. 53 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,467 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S GO. 54 00:02:25,467 --> 00:02:28,400 NOW THAT I DON'T HAVE COOKIES, I GOT TO GET GOOBERS. 55 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,000 - RAY, WHAT ABOUT ROBERT? 56 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,167 - WELL... 57 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:50,433 WELL...WELL, HE'S COMING OFF BOLOGNA PIE. 58 00:02:54,267 --> 00:02:55,567 - WE NEED TO HELP HIM. 59 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:57,500 - WH-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LIKE MILK? 60 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:07,167 - MONEY. HE NEEDS MONEY. WEREN'T YOU LISTENING? 61 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:09,400 - YEAH. HE DIDN'T ASK FOR MONEY. 62 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,000 - BECAUSE HE'S TOO PROUD TO ASK. 63 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,667 - WELL, IT'S A GOOD SYSTEM. 64 00:03:15,367 --> 00:03:18,600 HE KEEPS HIS PRIDE. WE KEEP OUR MONEY. 65 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,200 - RAY, WE ARE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE FINANCIALLY, OKAY? 66 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,700 I WOULD NEVER BRING IT UP 67 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:24,500 IF I DIDN'T THINK WE COULD AFFORD TO HELP HIM. 68 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,700 I MEAN, HE CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE MOVIES. 69 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:28,467 - NEITHER CAN I! 70 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:31,567 - I SAY WE GIVE HIM SOME MONEY. 71 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:34,333 - WELL, YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING THINGS. 72 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:36,000 - ALL RIGHT, THEN, A LOAN. 73 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,633 - COME ON, HE'S FINE. 74 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:40,100 - RAY, LOOK AT HIM. 75 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,633 - [sighs] 76 00:03:56,533 --> 00:03:59,333 - I'M SO GLAD WE'RE DOING THIS. 77 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:01,067 - WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 78 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:02,167 HOW MUCH WE GONNA GIVE HIM? 79 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:04,100 - LIKE...$1,000. 80 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:05,267 - A THOUSAND-- - SHH. 81 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:11,600 - [muffled] $1,000? 82 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,233 - IT HAS TO BE ENOUGH TO HELP HIM, RAY. 83 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:18,133 - WELL, ALL RIGHT, HELP HIM, BUT $1,000. 84 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:21,433 WHAT ABOUT THAT THING: TEACH A MAN TO FISH 85 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:24,700 SO HE DOESN'T TAKE YOUR $1,000? 86 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:31,500 - HIS BILLS ARE PILING UP. 87 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,200 THIS WILL GET HIM OUT FROM UNDER THEM. 88 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,967 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 89 00:04:34,967 --> 00:04:38,700 - IT'S JUST... I LIKE $1,000. 90 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:43,667 - RAY, HE'S YOUR BROTHER. 91 00:04:45,033 --> 00:04:47,300 - [exhales sharply] 92 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,667 - ROBERT? 93 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:54,333 - HEY. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO THE MOVIES. 94 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:55,533 - I THOUGHT SO TOO. 95 00:04:57,733 --> 00:04:58,933 - RAY AND I WERE TALKING, 96 00:04:58,933 --> 00:05:00,400 AND WE WANT TO LEND YOU SOME MONEY. 97 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,967 - WHAT? 98 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,333 - YEAH, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 99 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:07,567 OKAY? HERE. JUST TAKE IT. 100 00:05:15,233 --> 00:05:17,767 - THIS IS $1,000. 101 00:05:17,767 --> 00:05:19,700 - YES. 102 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:24,967 - THIS IS SO SWEET OF YOU. 103 00:05:24,967 --> 00:05:28,233 - OH, THAT'S OKAY, ROBERT. 104 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:29,667 - I CAN'T TAKE THIS. 105 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:31,367 - ALL RIGHT, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL. 106 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:32,600 - RAY! 107 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,067 LOOK, ROBERT, IT'S OKAY. 108 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:43,867 IT'S OKAY. IT'S JUST A LOAN. 109 00:05:43,867 --> 00:05:45,067 - YEAH, BUT SEE, THAT'S JUST IT. 110 00:05:45,067 --> 00:05:46,667 BECAUSE THE WAY THINGS ARE, 111 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,933 I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE ABLE TO PAY IT BACK. 112 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:50,800 AND I CAN'T LIVE WITH THAT. 113 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,633 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 114 00:05:52,633 --> 00:05:57,500 I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT YOU OFFERED IT TO ME. 115 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,267 THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. 116 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:17,300 - HERE, TAKE IT. IT'S A GIFT. 117 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,733 - WE WANT YOU TO HAVE IT, ROBERT, 118 00:06:18,733 --> 00:06:21,000 AND WE DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT IT. 119 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:31,400 - THANK YOU. 120 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:41,000 - OKAY. 121 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,467 - COME HERE. 122 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:53,067 THIS REALLY HELPS, RAYMOND. 123 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:56,467 - IT'S OKAY, ROBERT. 124 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:58,600 [straining] YOU'RE MY BROTHER! 125 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,233 HEY, WE'RE HERE TO PICK UP THE KIDS, 126 00:07:06,233 --> 00:07:08,533 UNLESS YOU WANT TO KEEP 'EM. 127 00:07:08,533 --> 00:07:10,467 - HERE, FRANK, WE BROUGHT YOU SOME DONUTS. 128 00:07:10,467 --> 00:07:13,700 - YOUR KIDS WERE HERE TWO DAYS IN A ROW. 129 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,367 THERE BETTER BE SOME ECLAIRS IN HERE. 130 00:07:16,367 --> 00:07:18,033 - SORRY, DAD. I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT 'EM. 131 00:07:18,033 --> 00:07:20,100 - GET LOST. 132 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,200 - HI, DEARS. 133 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,333 - HEY, MARIE. - HEY. 134 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:24,067 - WHAT ARE THOSE, DONUTS? 135 00:07:24,067 --> 00:07:26,733 - GET LOST. 136 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:28,867 - YOU BETTER SAVE ONE FOR ROBBIE. 137 00:07:28,867 --> 00:07:30,100 HE'S COMING OVER. 138 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:34,333 - OH, GREAT. MOPEY DICK. 139 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:36,433 - HE'S IN A VERY GOOD MOOD NOW. 140 00:07:36,433 --> 00:07:38,367 HE'S NOT MOPEY DICK. 141 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:41,867 HE SOUNDED SO HAPPY. 142 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:43,467 WHAT'S GOING ON? 143 00:07:45,867 --> 00:07:47,600 - YEAH, WE DID A NICE THING. 144 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,567 - HEY, IT'S A BOX OF DONUTS. YOU'RE NOT MOTHER TERESA. 145 00:07:50,567 --> 00:07:54,333 - NO, DAD, WE DID SOMETHING FOR ROBERT. 146 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:55,767 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 147 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:58,333 - HE JUST TOLD US THAT HE'S BEEN GOING THROUGH 148 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,067 A ROUGH PATCH FINANCIALLY, 149 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:02,867 SO WE HELPED HIM OUT A LITTLE. 150 00:08:02,867 --> 00:08:05,100 - YOU MEAN WITH MONEY? 151 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,533 - YEAH. 152 00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:11,033 - HOW MUCH? 153 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:15,500 - $1,000. - [gasps] 154 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:19,333 - WHAT ARE YOU TWO, IDIOTS? 155 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,167 - NO, WE THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 156 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,533 AND YOU HEARD MARIE. HE'S FINALLY HAPPY. 157 00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:26,433 - WHY DIDN'T HE COME TO US IF HE NEEDED MONEY? 158 00:08:26,433 --> 00:08:29,300 - BECAUSE WE'D SAY NO. 159 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,867 - I'M HIS MOTHER. 160 00:08:30,867 --> 00:08:32,733 I'M THE ONE HE SHOULD COME TO IF HE NEEDED MONEY. 161 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:34,933 RAYMOND, I WANT TO BUY OUT THAT LOAN. 162 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:36,833 - NO! NO WAY! 163 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,200 LENDING MONEY TO ROBERT 164 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,200 IS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD. 165 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,200 - IT WASN'T A LOAN. IT WAS A GIFT. 166 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:46,533 - I STAND CORRECTED. 167 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,933 - WHY DON'T YOU SEE HOW MANY DONUTS 168 00:08:50,933 --> 00:08:52,800 YOU CAN GET IN YOUR MOUTH, DAD? 169 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,400 - OH, THEY'RE ALL GOING IN. 170 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,900 BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT GIVING MONEY. 171 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:02,467 FIRST OF ALL, YOU NEVER JUST OFFER IT TO ANYBODY. 172 00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:05,067 THEY GOT TO COME TO YOU WITH A REALLY GOOD REASON 173 00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:07,767 AND A WHOLE PLAN TO PAY YOU BACK. 174 00:09:07,767 --> 00:09:11,233 AND THEN, ONLY AFTER THEY'VE PROVED THAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR IT, 175 00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:16,400 YOU TELL 'EM, BEAT IT, LOSER. 176 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,167 - SO YOU JUST HUMILIATE THEM? 177 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:20,367 - NO, THEY SHAME THEMSELVES. 178 00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:21,933 THEY LEARN A LESSON. 179 00:09:21,933 --> 00:09:23,367 AND IF THEY DON'T, SCREW THEM. 180 00:09:23,367 --> 00:09:26,400 WHO NEEDS FRIENDS LIKE THAT? 181 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,700 - HEY, EVERYBODY! HOW'S IT GOING? 182 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:32,133 NICE TO SEE EVERYBODY. 183 00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:34,167 - OKAY, SEE? HAPPY. 184 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:35,600 - YEAH, IT'S NICE. 185 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,567 - WHY WOULDN'T HE COME TO ME? 186 00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:40,500 - ALL RIGHTY. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 187 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,133 - HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? - YEAH, ROBBIE. 188 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:43,800 DO YOU WANT A DONUT? 189 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,700 - OH, I'D LOVE TO, MA, BUT THERE'S A COUPLE THINGS 190 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:49,033 I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF BEFORE I GO ON VACATION. 191 00:09:49,033 --> 00:09:50,100 - VACATION? 192 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:54,100 - YEP, LAS VEGAS, NEVADA! 193 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,667 OH! I NEED MY FLIP-FLOPS. 194 00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:04,600 - [laughs] 195 00:10:10,733 --> 00:10:14,200 - DID HE JUST SAY HE'S GOING TO LAS VEGAS? 196 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,167 - NEVADA! 197 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:21,767 - ROBERT. ROBERT! 198 00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:23,067 - YEAH? 199 00:10:23,067 --> 00:10:25,667 - DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT? 200 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,133 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 201 00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:30,700 - HEY. WHAT'S UP, BRO? 202 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,667 - WELL, BRO... 203 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,600 WORD HAS IT YOU'RE GOING TO VEGAS. 204 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,700 - YEP, I'M HOPPING ON THE BIG, SILVER BIRD 205 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,033 AT 8:45 TOMORROW. 206 00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:41,967 BY 1:45, THE EMPEROR'S BUFFET AT CAESARS PALACE: 207 00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:46,067 SHRIMP, TACOS, WAFFLES, AND TURKEY LEGS. 208 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:47,667 - AND, HEY, WHILE YOU'RE IN VEGAS, 209 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:53,033 YOU CAN PICK UP RAY'S "SUCKER OF THE YEAR" AWARD. 210 00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:54,500 - WAIT A MINUTE, ROBERT. 211 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,400 ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN AFFORD TO GO TO LAS VEGAS? 212 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:01,067 - WELL, I CAN NOW, THANKS TO YOU. 213 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:03,733 - BUT YOU WERE EATING BOLOGNA PIE! 214 00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:05,000 - [gasps] 215 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,433 DEBRA, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT FOR HIM? 216 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,633 - I DIDN'T MAKE IT. 217 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:14,133 ROBERT WAS SAYING HE'S BEEN EATING BOLOGNA IN EVERYTHING, 218 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:15,667 BECAUSE HE HAS NO MONEY. 219 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,567 - YEAH, WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD USE THAT $1,000 TO-- 220 00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:20,533 I DON'T KNOW-- KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE. 221 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:22,533 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WHAT DO I MEAN? 222 00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:24,600 WHAT ABOUT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AND YOUR BILLS? 223 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,167 - YEAH, YOU SEE, I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, 224 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:27,767 BUT THOSE THINGS'LL ALWAYS BE THERE. 225 00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:32,033 WHEN ELSE AM I GONNA HAVE AN EXTRA $1,000 TO GO TO VEGAS? 226 00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:35,800 - THAT WASN'T AN EXTRA $1,000. 227 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,700 - ROBERT, CAN I SAY SOMETHING? 228 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:40,100 GOING TO LAS VEGAS SEEMS A BIT EXTRAVAGANT 229 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,767 FOR SOMEONE IN YOUR POSITION. 230 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:45,433 - WELL, MY POSITION IS EXTREMELY STRESSED AND NEEDING A VACATION. 231 00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:47,200 - OH, IF YOU NEED A VACATION, ROBBIE, 232 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,833 YOU KNOW WHERE I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO? 233 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,567 HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA. 234 00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:54,033 WE COULD WATCH THEM MAKE CHOCOLATE. 235 00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:57,600 - YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA WATCH. 236 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,567 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 237 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,533 - HOLD IT, ROBERT. 238 00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:04,100 YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG 239 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,600 WITH TAKING MY MONEY AND GOING TO VEGAS? 240 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,800 - YOU MEAN THE MONEY I NEVER ASKED FOR 241 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,100 THAT YOU GAVE ME AS A GIFT? 242 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,633 - OH, COME ON, YOU CAME IN OUR HOUSE 243 00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:11,567 WITH A BIG CRYING ACT, 244 00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:13,733 AND THEN YOU ATE ALL MY COOKIES. 245 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,200 - CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING? 246 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,200 - NO, THE LAST THING YOU SAID COST ME $1,000. 247 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:27,733 I DIDN'T GIVE YOU THAT MONEY SO YOU COULD GO TO VEGAS. 248 00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:31,167 - OH, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T READ THE SMALL PRINT ON THE CHECK. 249 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,100 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YOUR GIFTS CAME WITH RULES ATTACHED. 250 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,633 "HERE'S THE MONEY, 251 00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:37,667 AND HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH IT." 252 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:38,933 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 253 00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:40,200 - I MEAN, IF YOU GAVE ME A CHAIR, 254 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,500 WOULD YOU TELL ME HOW TO SIT IN IT? 255 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,000 "HERE, ROBERT. I GAVE YOU THIS CHAIR. 256 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,900 DON'T SIT LIKE THIS. SIT LIKE THIS!" 257 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,000 - NOW, ROBERT... 258 00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:58,833 - I GAVE YOU THAT MONEY, AND YOU HUGGED ME. 259 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,733 AND I LET YOU HUG ME. 260 00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:02,500 AND I SAID, "YOU'RE MY BROTHER." 261 00:13:04,733 --> 00:13:10,067 YOU TAKE THAT MONEY AND YOU GO TO VEGAS WITH IT, 262 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,567 YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER. 263 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,000 - OH, REALLY? 264 00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,467 - YOU KNOW... 265 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:38,233 I ONCE LOST A FRIEND OVER $50. 266 00:13:38,233 --> 00:13:40,567 AND I'LL TELL YA, 267 00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:43,567 SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M DRIVING, 268 00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:46,400 I STILL THINK ABOUT THAT $50. 269 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,667 [knock on door] 270 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,900 - COME IN! 271 00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:43,300 GET OUT! 272 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,567 - CAN I TALK TO YOU? 273 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:53,700 LOOK, I MIGHT'VE SAID SOME THINGS BACK THERE 274 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,133 THAT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID. 275 00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:59,333 - IT'S FINE, RAYMOND. 276 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:16,333 - YOU LIKE THAT FLAVOR COMBO? 277 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,733 - YES, I DO. 278 00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:22,233 AND I'M GONNA SAVE SOME FOR LATER. 279 00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:25,600 - I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT? 280 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,400 I GUESS I REACTED BADLY, BECAUSE, I DON'T KNOW, 281 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,100 I WAS KIND OF SHOCKED. 282 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,233 I DIDN'T MEAN TO IMPLY THAT YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER 283 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:37,133 OR THAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MY BROTHER. 284 00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:41,533 YOU'RE MY BROTHER, OKAY? 285 00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:43,933 - THANK YOU, RAYMOND. THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME. 286 00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:46,700 I THINK I UNDERSTAND NOW WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM. 287 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:49,800 - GOOD. GOOD. 288 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,967 - I'M GONNA GO PACK. 289 00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:54,400 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU'RE STILL GOING? 290 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,933 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU JUST APOLOGIZED. 291 00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:59,600 - YEAH, I APOLOGIZED FOR SAYING YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER, 292 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,067 BUT WHY WOULD I APOLOGIZE FOR YOU TAKING MY MONEY 293 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,633 AND GOING TO VEGAS WITH IT? 294 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:06,967 - BECAUSE YOU REALIZE THAT ONLY A HEARTLESS DICTATOR, 295 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,300 OR MOM, 296 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,200 WOULD TELL PEOPLE HOW TO LIVE THEIR LIVES. 297 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,933 - YOU'RE CALLING ME A HEARTLESS DICTATOR... 298 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,633 OR MOM? 299 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:27,567 - YOU'RE EXACTLY THE SAME. 300 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,267 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE 301 00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:31,033 AND GO BACK TO RAYMONDLAND, 302 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,433 WHERE ALL THE BIRDS SING YOUR NAME 303 00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:35,600 AND THE SQUIRRELS PRESS YOUR PANTS FOR YOU? 304 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,500 - OH, I SEE. OH, I HAVE THE LIFE, RIGHT? 305 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,567 OH, IT NEVER ENDS FOR RAYMOND. 306 00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:48,500 YEAH. YEAH. I'M LUCKY, RIGHT? 307 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,167 I HAVE SO MUCH MONEY TO GIVE AWAY 308 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:52,467 THAT YOU CAN JUST TAKE IT AND GO TO VEGAS WITH IT, 309 00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:54,733 AND THAT'LL BE YOUR BIG "SCREW YOU" TO ME. 310 00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:56,700 - OH, YEAH? WELL, THEN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 311 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,000 SEE? WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR CHECK BACK, OKAY? 312 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,300 BECAUSE THE BOTTOM LINE IS, 313 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,167 YOU CAN'T STAND TO SEE ME HAPPY. 314 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:04,533 - NO, YOU TAKE IT. YOU TAKE THIS CHECK. 315 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:08,133 - I DON'T WANT IT. - YOU TAKE IT. 316 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:11,067 TAKE IT! STOP IT! YOU TAKE IT! 317 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,267 IT'S WORTH $1,000 318 00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:21,167 NOT TO HEAR ANY OF YOUR CRAP AGAIN. 319 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:24,033 - MY CRAP IS TRUE! 320 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:30,600 - WHAT IS IT, HUH? 321 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,600 IT'S LIKE YOU WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY, 322 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,167 'CAUSE YOU THINK I DON'T EVEN DESERVE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 323 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:42,200 OH, MY GOD. YOU DO THINK THAT. 324 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,467 YOU DO THINK THAT! GIVE ME MY CHECK BACK! 325 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:46,967 - I DIDN'T SAY THAT! - YOU DIDN'T NOT SAY IT. 326 00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:48,467 - OH, COME ON, RAYMOND, BE HONEST. 327 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,200 YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT LUCK HASN'T PLAYED 328 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,567 A SMALL ROLE IN YOUR LIFE? 329 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:54,033 - WHERE? WHAT? HOW AM I LUCKIER THAN YOU? 330 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:57,033 - LOOK AT ME! 331 00:17:57,033 --> 00:18:00,067 LOOK HOW I'M LIVING! LOOK HOW I EAT! 332 00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:04,700 BOLOGNA AND ORANGE JUICE, LIKE AN ANIMAL! 333 00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:11,900 WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE TO GO TO VEGAS? 334 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,267 BECAUSE I'M NOT LUCKY, RAYMOND. 335 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:17,400 I NEED A BREAK FROM MY LIFE! 336 00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,167 - HERE. 337 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:36,633 GO TO VEGAS. 338 00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:41,433 - NO. I CAN'T. I DON'T WANT TO. 339 00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:44,300 SORRY WHAT I SAID, RAYMOND. 340 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,800 YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GOT. 341 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,133 I'M JUST A JEALOUS JERK. 342 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,967 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JEALOUS ABOUT. 343 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,900 I MEAN...YOU DREAM OF TAKING A VACATION IN VEGAS. 344 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,467 YOU KNOW WHAT I DREAM OF? 345 00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:03,767 FIVE MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM WITHOUT A GANG OF MANIACS 346 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,700 POUNDING ON THE DOOR. 347 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:10,600 - YEAH, BUT AT LEAST IF YOU PASS OUT IN THERE, 348 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,600 YOU'VE GOT SOMEONE TO COME AND FIND YOU. 349 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:18,233 - WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE BATHROOM? 350 00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:28,667 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME? 351 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,600 - WHERE? VEGAS? 352 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,000 - COME ON, THE BARONE BROTHERS ON THE STRIP. 353 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,867 - NO... 354 00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,300 I CAN'T GO THERE. 355 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,267 I'LL GO ONE DAY, PROBABLY TEN YEARS FROM NOW, 356 00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:44,133 TO DRAG ALLY OUT OF A CASINO CHAPEL. 357 00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:45,500 - COME ON. 358 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,033 WHITE TIGERS, MAGICAL FOUNTAINS, 359 00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:49,867 THEY GOT A HOTEL FROM EVERY COUNTRY. 360 00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:53,833 IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD ON ONE BIG, HOT STREET. 361 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,800 - HEY, DON'T THINK I WOULDN'T LOVE TO GO. 362 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,033 THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, AND SHE'S NOT A SMALL PROBLEM. 363 00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,500 - ALL RIGHT, BUT LOOK, 364 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,133 JUST TELL HER IT WOULD BE REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 365 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:05,167 COME ON, TWO OR THREE DAYS. TELL HER. 366 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,833 I MEAN, SHE MAY NOT CARE IF YOU'RE HAPPY, 367 00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:11,000 BUT SHE LIKES ME. 368 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,233 - THAT'S TRUE. 369 00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:19,933 - COME ON, RAY. TWO OR THREE DAYS. 370 00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:25,933 EMPTY HOTEL ROOM, MINIBAR, PAY-PER-VIEW MOVIES. 371 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,600 ROOM SERVICE CHEESEBURGERS AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING. 372 00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,733 - WE'RE GONNA NEED ANOTHER THOUSAND. 373 00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:43,133 - HEY. SO HOW'D IT GO? 374 00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,367 - [sighs] IT DIDN'T GO WELL. 375 00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:46,600 - REALLY? - NO. 376 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,167 THOSE THINGS I SAID REALLY HURT HIM. 377 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,800 - DIDN'T YOU APOLOGIZE? 378 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,467 - YEAH, I APOLOGIZED. 379 00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:54,800 HE SAID IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN AN APOLOGY, YOU KNOW? 380 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,033 HE SAID TALK IS CHEAP. 381 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,133 - OH. [clicks teeth] 382 00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:04,900 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? - I DON'T KNOW. 383 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,433 I THINK HE'D LIKE IT IF I SPENT MORE TIME WITH HIM. 384 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,600 - YEAH, THAT WOULD BE GOOD. 385 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:17,433 - HE'S THINKING OF, LIKE, SIX DAYS IN VEGAS. 386 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,267 - WHAT? 387 00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:25,700 - THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. YEAH. 388 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,433 I TOLD HIM, "NO WAY. I DON'T WANT TO GO." 389 00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:30,167 HE GOT THIS HURT LOOK ON HIS FACE, YOU KNOW, 390 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:31,867 AND THEN HE TURNED HIS BACK TO ME, 391 00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:34,133 AND I THINK HE WAS CRYING, 'CAUSE HE DID ONE OF THOSE-- 392 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:37,333 [inhales heavily] 393 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:42,100 I DON'T KNOW. I FELT SO BAD. 394 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,000 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 395 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,867 - I THINK MAYBE IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 396 00:21:46,867 --> 00:21:48,400 - YEAH? YOU THINK? 397 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,667 - YEAH. I THINK YOU SHOULD GO. 398 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:51,733 AND WHEN YOU GET THERE, 399 00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:52,900 SEE WHAT THE ODDS ARE 400 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:55,000 OF ME BEING HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.