1 00:00:08,867 --> 00:00:10,567 - AH. 2 00:00:45,633 --> 00:00:47,433 [spits loudly] 3 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,667 [sighs loudly] 4 00:00:57,733 --> 00:01:00,100 - WHAT? - NOTHIN'. 5 00:01:00,167 --> 00:01:01,333 - NO, WHAT? 6 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,600 - NOTHIN'. I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE MIRROR. 7 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,167 - GOT TO PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? 8 00:01:09,233 --> 00:01:10,333 WHAT'S WITH THAT? 9 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,333 YOU'RE JUST GONNA MUSH 'EM UP, ANYWAY. 10 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,200 - WELL, YOU COMB YOUR HAIR. HOW STUPID IS THAT? 11 00:01:16,267 --> 00:01:17,933 - THAT'S MY ROUTINE. 12 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,467 WASH FACE, COMB HAIR, BRUSH TEETH... 13 00:01:20,533 --> 00:01:23,567 SCRAPE TONGUE. 14 00:01:23,633 --> 00:01:25,167 YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THAT "BLUE MOON" 15 00:01:25,233 --> 00:01:27,567 IS GONNA POP UP. 16 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:29,767 - WELL, YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY ROUTINE. 17 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:31,900 - WELL, IT'S MY BATHROOM, TOO, YOU KNOW. 18 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:35,100 - YES, I KNOW. 19 00:01:35,167 --> 00:01:37,067 - I GUESS I SHOULD JUST MOVE OUT 20 00:01:37,133 --> 00:01:38,733 AND LEAVE THE WHOLE BATHROOM TO YOU. 21 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:43,433 - REALLY? 22 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,533 - HUH? 23 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,667 - COULD I HAVE THE BATHROOM? 24 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,033 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 25 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,867 - OH, FORGET IT. 26 00:01:51,933 --> 00:01:54,600 - WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO MOVE OUT OF OUR BATHROOM? 27 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:56,933 - NO...NO. I GUESS WE CAN JUST... 28 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,733 GO ON LIKE THIS... 29 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,700 [sighs] FOREVER. 30 00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:06,667 - WAIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME BEING IN THIS BATHROOM? 31 00:02:06,733 --> 00:02:08,000 WHAT? 32 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:10,067 EVERY TIME I SPIT ON YOU, I WIPE YOU OFF. 33 00:02:10,133 --> 00:02:11,067 - I KNOW. 34 00:02:11,133 --> 00:02:14,200 NO, I KNOW THAT, AND I APPRECIATE IT. 35 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,467 IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S ALWAYS PUDDLES OF WATER 36 00:02:16,533 --> 00:02:18,033 ON THE FLOOR AFTER YOU SHOWER, 37 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:20,433 AND YOU LEAVE YOUR WET TOWEL ON THE TUB. 38 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,267 YOU USE MY ROLL-ON DEODORANT. YOU TAKE-- 39 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:23,467 - WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 40 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:25,200 I DON'T USE YOUR ROLL-ON DEODORANT, OKAY. 41 00:02:25,267 --> 00:02:27,400 THAT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING I STAND FOR. 42 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,367 - RAY, I FOUND A HAIR. 43 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:36,000 - ALL RIGHT, ONE TIME! 44 00:02:36,067 --> 00:02:37,600 ONE! ONE! ONE LOUSY SWIPE. 45 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:41,667 THAT HAIR MUST HAVE BEEN VERY LOOSE. 46 00:02:41,733 --> 00:02:42,667 - OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 47 00:02:42,733 --> 00:02:43,667 I THREW THE WHOLE THING OUT 48 00:02:43,733 --> 00:02:45,667 BEFORE IT EVER TOUCHED ME. 49 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:50,600 - DO I DISGUST YOU? I DISGUST YOU, DON'T I? 50 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:52,700 - NO, NO, NO. 51 00:02:52,767 --> 00:02:55,233 NOT ALL THE TIME. 52 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,500 IT'S JUST THAT... 53 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:59,300 YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO ROOM FOR MY STUFF. 54 00:02:59,367 --> 00:03:00,467 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WOULD LOVE 55 00:03:00,533 --> 00:03:02,167 TO HAVE A THING OF Q-TIPS RIGHT HERE? 56 00:03:02,233 --> 00:03:04,533 OR HAVE MY CURLING IRON ALWAYS PLUGGED IN? 57 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,667 OR MY MAKE-UP LAID OUT WHERE I COULD SEE EVERYTHING 58 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:09,333 INSTEAD OF STUFFED IN A BOX UNDER THE SINK? 59 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,667 - OKAY. - I JUST-- 60 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:12,567 - OKAY, LISTEN, 61 00:03:12,633 --> 00:03:14,400 I'LL USE THE BATHROOM DOWN THE HALL. 62 00:03:14,467 --> 00:03:15,967 - NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT WHY I SAID IT. 63 00:03:16,033 --> 00:03:17,233 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT. 64 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,967 - NO, IT'S NOTHING. IT'S EASY FOR ME. 65 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,333 TOOTHBRUSH, RAZOR, COMB-- WHAT DO I NEED? 66 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,167 - YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT? 67 00:03:25,233 --> 00:03:26,367 - NOT JUST FOR ANYBODY. 68 00:03:26,433 --> 00:03:30,267 FOR THE WOMAN I'M HAVING SEX WITH TONIGHT. 69 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:44,033 [knocking on door] 70 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:48,367 - MICHAEL, COME ON! I'M LATE FOR WORK! 71 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:50,867 AW, YOU DID THIS YESTERDAY! 72 00:03:50,933 --> 00:03:55,067 YOU'VE BEEN ON THE TOILET FOR HALF AN HOUR! 73 00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:58,333 COME ON, YOU'RE 7, NOT 67! 74 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,700 WERE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR ACTION FIGURES? 75 00:04:03,767 --> 00:04:05,633 - IT HELPS ME. 76 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:09,267 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. GO, GO. GO TO SCHOOL. 77 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,567 AW, NO! 78 00:04:11,633 --> 00:04:15,000 NO, COME ON! THIS IS NOT GOOD! 79 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:18,167 PICK UP YOUR CLOTHES! 80 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:21,667 AT LEAST HANG THE TOWEL ON THE KNOB, HUH? 81 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:26,767 TOILET PAPER DOESN'T BELONG ON THE FLOOR! 82 00:04:28,867 --> 00:04:31,700 IT'S LIKE A BUS STATION IN HERE. 83 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:58,500 - DADDY, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 84 00:04:58,567 --> 00:05:00,833 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. 85 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,267 - DADDY! 86 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,500 - WHAT? 87 00:05:08,067 --> 00:05:10,000 ALL RIGHT. 88 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:12,300 I'M LEAVING. 89 00:05:12,367 --> 00:05:16,100 HERE. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 90 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,967 WHAT THE HELL? 91 00:05:37,033 --> 00:05:39,167 - I LIT THE CANDLES FOR YOU. 92 00:05:39,233 --> 00:05:41,500 - OH, I CAN'T WAIT! 93 00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:45,733 OH, MY. 94 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,400 IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 95 00:05:48,467 --> 00:05:49,267 - OH, HI. 96 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:51,033 - OH, HELLO, RAYMOND. - HEY. 97 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,300 - I JUST BROUGHT YOUR MOTHER UP TO SHOW OFF. 98 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:54,967 - WHEN DID YOU DO THIS? 99 00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:55,967 - YESTERDAY. 100 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,467 OH, AND I TOOK YOUR SUGGESTION, MARIE. 101 00:05:57,533 --> 00:06:00,500 I PUT THE LIGHTS ON A DIMMER. 102 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:01,367 HUH? 103 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:04,500 - OH, THAT'S NICE. 104 00:06:04,567 --> 00:06:05,933 I ALWAYS DIM THEM, 105 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,567 AND THEN I LIGHT A GARDENIA CANDLE. 106 00:06:08,633 --> 00:06:10,400 THEN I'M READY TO DROP MY ROBE 107 00:06:10,467 --> 00:06:13,500 AND SLIDE INTO MY BUBBLE BATH. 108 00:06:14,733 --> 00:06:17,333 - I'M GONNA SIT. 109 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:21,800 - OH, OH, AND LOOK AT THIS. 110 00:06:21,867 --> 00:06:22,600 WATER MASSAGE. 111 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:24,600 - OH, YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE! - YES. 112 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:26,233 - OH, YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY 113 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:29,067 THAT YOU'VE DONE ALL THIS. 114 00:06:29,133 --> 00:06:31,867 YOU KNOW, WHEN ROBBIE MOVED OUT, 115 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,800 I TOOK OVER THE BOYS' BATHROOM, 116 00:06:33,867 --> 00:06:38,233 AND NOW FRANK AND I GET ALONG SO MUCH BETTER. 117 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,933 - YEAH, DEBRA AND I HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF 118 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,133 HAVING A MARRIAGE LIKE YOURS. 119 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,467 - OH, I BETTER GO; I'M EXPECTING A DELIVERY, 120 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:48,067 AND YOUR FATHER DOESN'T HAVE PANTS ON. 121 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:50,267 YOU DID A MARVELOUS JOB, DEBRA. 122 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:54,000 I JUST MAY HAVE TO BATHE HERE MYSELF SOMETIME. 123 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,733 - LOT OF NICE IMAGES TODAY. 124 00:07:03,933 --> 00:07:06,033 - SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 125 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,400 - OH, IT'S INCREDIBLE. - UH-HUH. 126 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:09,100 WHAT DO YOU GOT COMING OUT OF THE TAP NOW, 127 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,467 HOLY WATER? 128 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,967 - SO HOW'S ALL THIS WORKING OUT FOR YOU? 129 00:07:17,033 --> 00:07:19,300 - OH, TERRIFIC. YEAH. 130 00:07:19,367 --> 00:07:20,500 YEAH, I JUST, YOU KNOW, 131 00:07:20,567 --> 00:07:22,600 IT WAS KIND OF CROWDED IN THE KIDS' BATHROOM. 132 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:26,333 I THOUGHT I'D COME BACK AND VISIT THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD. 133 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,800 - SO YOU WANT TO USE THIS? 134 00:07:28,867 --> 00:07:30,367 OKAY. GO AHEAD. 135 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:31,467 - YEAH, REALLY? OKAY. 136 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:33,667 - SURE. - ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 137 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:44,200 SORRY. 138 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,567 HOW 'BOUT I JUST, UH... 139 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,367 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T NEED A BATHROOM. 140 00:08:12,967 --> 00:08:14,900 - HEY. 141 00:08:14,967 --> 00:08:18,133 WELL, WELL, LOOK AT THIS. 142 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,967 WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, DAD? 143 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,367 - WELL, ROBERT, DID YOU HEAR? 144 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:24,133 DEBRA KICKED HIM OUT OF HIS BATHROOM. 145 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,567 - SHE DIDN'T KICK ME OUT. 146 00:08:25,633 --> 00:08:26,700 I GAVE IT TO HER. 147 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,400 - YOU GAVE IT TO HER? 148 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:29,333 - WHY? 149 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,400 - BECAUSE I SPIT, SHE SIGHED, 150 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,700 I FELT BAD, AND HERE I AM. 151 00:08:35,367 --> 00:08:37,467 - YOU JUST GAVE UP THE BATHROOM? 152 00:08:37,533 --> 00:08:40,600 THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ROOM OF THE HOUSE. 153 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:45,267 IT'S THE ONLY PLACE A MAN CAN TRULY EXPRESS HIMSELF. 154 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:50,067 - OH, I'M FAMILIAR WITH SOME OF YOUR EXPRESSIONS, DAD. 155 00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:53,833 - I'M NOT KIDDING AROUND, MARY ALICE. 156 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,467 LET THE WOMAN HAVE THE KITCHEN AND THE BEDROOM. 157 00:08:56,533 --> 00:09:00,467 THE BATHROOM BELONGS TO THE KING. 158 00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:05,500 - YES, AND IT APPEARS RAYMOND HAS ABDICATED HIS THRONE. 159 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,600 - IT'S NO BIG DEAL, ALL RIGHT? 160 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:12,767 THIS IS A COMPROMISE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU LIVE WITH A PERSON. 161 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:13,967 - COMPROMISE. 162 00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:19,100 THAT'S WHAT THE LOSER SAYS TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED. 163 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,167 - LOOK, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH DEBRA 164 00:09:21,233 --> 00:09:24,400 HAVING A PLACE IN THE HOUSE THAT'S HERS. 165 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:30,500 - OH, YEAH? WHERE'S YOUR PLACE, RAY? 166 00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:32,600 - I GOT MY OFFICE. 167 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:35,333 - YOU MEAN YOUR LITTLE WOODEN DESK DOWN IN THE BASEMENT 168 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,767 NEXT TO THE HOT-WATER HEATER? 169 00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:41,367 - LOOK, WHAT YOU TWO GENIUSES DON'T UNDERSTAND 170 00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:42,867 IS THAT EVER SINCE I DID THIS, 171 00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:45,133 THE WIFE HAS BEEN IN A GREAT MOOD. 172 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,067 AS A MATTER OF FACT, LAST NIGHT, WE... 173 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:51,533 UH-HUH... 174 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,733 AND NO BEGGING. 175 00:09:58,867 --> 00:10:02,067 - AND HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA LAST? 176 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:04,633 - LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS WHEN I SAID I'D GET OUT OF THERE, 177 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:07,633 SHE'S BEEN ALL HAPPY, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 178 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,200 - WHY DON'T YOU MOVE OUT COMPLETELY? 179 00:10:09,267 --> 00:10:11,367 YOU'LL GET ACTION ALL THE TIME. 180 00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:17,200 - I'LL TELL YOU WHY SHE'S HAPPY. 181 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:19,933 SHE'S THE KING NOW. 182 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,133 AND WHO ARE YOU? 183 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,100 LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE TOASTER! 184 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,233 YOU'RE THE COURT JESTER, 185 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:32,100 SHAVING IN THE KITCHEN SINK. 186 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:33,500 YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU DOPE. 187 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:35,167 YOU TAKE BACK THIS HOUSE, OR PRETTY SOON, 188 00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:39,400 YOU'LL BE OUTSIDE PITCHING A TENT OVER THE SANDBOX! 189 00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:42,900 - I DON'T NEED TO TAKE BACK THIS HOUSE. 190 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:44,167 IT'S MY HOUSE, ALL RIGHT? 191 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:45,300 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY HOUSE, 192 00:10:45,367 --> 00:10:48,067 ND IT'LL ALWAYS BE MY HOUSE, ALL RIGHT? 193 00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:50,467 SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESSES, BOTH OF YOU. 194 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:56,467 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT, RAYMOND. 195 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,933 I FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT I SAID. 196 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,267 YOU DESERVE TO RELAX. 197 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:03,167 LET ME RUN YOU A HOT BATH. 198 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:20,433 [water heater rumbles] 199 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,667 [rumbling stops] 200 00:11:22,733 --> 00:11:26,000 - WELL, I KNOW, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE GOING TO BARS. 201 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:29,000 YOU ARE NEVER GONNA MEET GUYS THAT WAY, AMY. 202 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,300 HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 203 00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:33,100 RAY, HAVE YOU SEEN LAST MONTH'S BANK STATEMENT? 204 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:34,533 ARE YOU SURE? 205 00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:39,567 WHERE DID I PUT THAT THING? 206 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,733 WHY WOULD YOU GO TO A SPORTS BAR? 207 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,600 COME ON, I MEAN AREN'T ALL THOSE GUYS IN THE WORST SHAPE? 208 00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:50,233 - [sighs] 209 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:53,200 - I'M SURE I PUT IT ON THIS DESK SOMEWHERE. 210 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,167 - OH. 211 00:11:57,233 --> 00:12:00,267 - AH! THERE WE GO. I FOUND IT. 212 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:04,200 - [sighs] OH... 213 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,433 - WOW! I THINK OUR BANK IS RIPPING US OFF. 214 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,467 THESE ATM FEES ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 215 00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:11,733 - [loud sigh] 216 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,867 - BUT ANYWAY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU? 217 00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:17,933 ON-LINE DATING SERVICES. UH-HUH. 218 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,500 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. GET OUT! 219 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:20,700 - WHAT? 220 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:21,833 - "OH, AMY, 221 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,800 BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK- BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK." 222 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:26,000 GET OUT. 223 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:35,567 - AMY... 224 00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:39,333 CAN I CALL YOU BACK? 225 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,967 OKAY. 226 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:46,067 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 227 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,633 - YOU'VE GOT EVERY ROOM IN THE HOUSE. 228 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,733 YOU GOT THE KITCHEN, YOU GOT THE BEDROOM. 229 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,133 THE LIVING ROOM ISN'T MINE. 230 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,667 I EVEN HANDED OVER THE BATHROOM, 231 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:55,067 MY THRONE, MY VERY THRONE. 232 00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:56,400 I WOULD THINK THE LEAST YOU COULD DO 233 00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:58,133 IS LET ME HAVE MY LITTLE DUNGEON DOWN HERE, 234 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,367 WHERE, BY THE WAY, I HAPPEN TO MAKE ALL THE MONEY 235 00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:02,333 THAT PAYS FOR THIS WHOLE CASTLE. 236 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,133 OR IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? 237 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,067 - NO. 238 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,633 [stomping up stairs] 239 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:18,033 - THAT'S RIGHT. 240 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,400 AAH! 241 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,800 - WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 242 00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:37,367 - WHAT AM I DOING? 243 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:40,533 I'M GIVING THE BATHROOM KING HIS THRONE BACK. 244 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,200 - LOOK, I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. 245 00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:47,500 I WANT A LITTLE SPACE TO MYSELF DOWNSTAIRS. 246 00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:49,933 - THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT INSTEAD OF GIVING A BIG SPEECH 247 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,500 ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE NOTHING? 248 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,300 - I DID. 249 00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:54,433 - WHEN DID YOU SAY, "EXCUSE ME, 250 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,433 I JUST NEED SOME SPACE RIGHT NOW IN MY OFFICE"? 251 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,633 - WHEN I SIGHED. 252 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,833 - YOU SIGHED? 253 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,800 - YEAH, I WENT... [sighs]. 254 00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:10,867 - WHAT? I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 255 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,833 - YES, BECAUSE WHEN YOU WENT... [sighs] 256 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:16,433 I GAVE YOU THE BATHROOM. 257 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,067 - I NEVER WENT... [sigh] 258 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,233 - OH, COME ON. 259 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,433 YOU PRACTICALLY FOGGED UP THE MIRROR WITH YOUR... 260 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,333 [loud sigh] 261 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,767 MEANTIME, YOU DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE, 262 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:27,733 EVEN THOUGH I HAD TO GO... [repetitive sighing] 263 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,700 - OKAY, FINE-- 264 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:33,633 - GIVE ME A SECOND. I'M A LITTLE DIZZY. 265 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,500 - IF--IF I DID SIGH, 266 00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:36,167 I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT. 267 00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:37,833 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 268 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:40,533 I KNOW YOU TOO WELL. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANT. 269 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,600 IT MEANT "YOU SMELL. GET OUT." 270 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:47,400 - RAY, YOU MAY SMELL, BUT YOU OFFERED TO LEAVE! 271 00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:48,667 - WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 272 00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:50,033 - WELL, WHY DID YOU SAY IT? 273 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,533 - I WAS BEING NICE! 274 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,433 - WELL, THIS SHOULD BE A LITTLE LESSON FOR YOU. 275 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,467 YOU SHOULD ALWAYS MEAN WHAT YOU SAY. 276 00:14:56,533 --> 00:14:59,367 - AND YOU SHOULD ALWAYS MEAN WHAT YOU SIGH. 277 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:05,400 - DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I SIGH? 278 00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:08,567 IT'S LIKE A PRESSURE VALVE, A RELEASE. 279 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:11,400 LIVING WITH YOU, IF I DIDN'T SIGH EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, 280 00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:13,167 I WOULD EXPLODE. 281 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,800 - OH, WELL, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO EASY TO LIVE WITH? 282 00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:17,600 - YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 283 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:22,033 I THINK I'M VERY EASY TO LIVE WITH. 284 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,100 - HA! 285 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:26,267 YOU ARE SO WRONG. 286 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,300 OPEN UP THE WINDOW AND LET SOME OF THE WRONG OUT. 287 00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:34,467 YOU--YOU HAVE SO MANY ANNOYING HABITS. 288 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,067 - OH, YEAH? LIKE WHAT? 289 00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:38,267 - OKAY, UH... 290 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,267 YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU READ YOUR MAGAZINE IN BED 291 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,700 AND YOU LICK YOUR FINGERS BEFORE YOU TURN EVERY PAGE? 292 00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:44,700 - SO? 293 00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:46,100 - I HATE THAT. 294 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,400 - GET OUT OF HERE! 295 00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,800 - YES, YES, 'CAUSE YOU SLURP YOUR FINGER. 296 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,267 - SLURP? 297 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,033 THIS IS NOT A SLURP. 298 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,200 - OH, IT'S A SLURP, OKAY? 299 00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:55,333 IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO MY EAR. 300 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,833 [loud slurping noise] 301 00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,967 THEN YOU TAKE YOUR WET THUMB, AND YOU PUT IT ON THE PAGE, 302 00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:02,700 WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS DISGUSTING. 303 00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,867 - OH, OH, I'M SORRY I'M DISGUSTING YOU 304 00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:06,800 WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO CLEAN YOUR TOENAILS 305 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:08,400 WITH A HANGER. 306 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:17,167 - THE ONLY REASON I DID THAT WAS TO SEE IF IT WORKED, OKAY? 307 00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:18,933 AND IT DOES... 308 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 FOR THE BIG TOE. 309 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,533 - OKAY, FINE. 310 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,133 AND I LICK MY FINGER WHEN I READ A MAGAZINE. 311 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,533 IF THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT, YOU'VE GOT IT PRETTY GOOD. 312 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,000 - OH, I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE, SISTER. 313 00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,933 I GOT PLENTY MORE, ALL RIGHT? 314 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,967 HOW 'BOUT THE WAY YOU SNEEZE? 315 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,933 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WAY I SNEEZE? 316 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000 - BECAUSE YOU DON'T SNEEZE. YOU TRY TO STOP IT. 317 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,400 AH, AH, AH! 318 00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:40,033 NYEAH! 319 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,633 AH, NYEAH! 320 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,667 AH, NYEAH! 321 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,267 DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING THAT IS? 322 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:48,433 NOT TO MENTION, YOU COULD BLOW OUT YOUR EYE THAT WAY. 323 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:51,400 - OH? AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SNEEZE? 324 00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:53,800 - LIKE A PERSON. JUST LET IT GO. 325 00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:56,067 A PERSON GOES, AH-CHOO! 326 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:58,400 NOT, AH-NYEAH! 327 00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,233 - OH, SO I SHOULD JUST LET IT GO 328 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,000 AND SPRAY EVERYTHING, LIKE YOU. 329 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,367 YOU SNEEZE LIKE IT'S A BIG BROADWAY MUSICAL FINALE. 330 00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:11,100 AH...CHOO! 331 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,833 AH...CHOO! 332 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:15,967 AH...CHOO! 333 00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:19,633 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! ENJOY MY MUCUS! 334 00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:27,000 - I KNOW WHY YOU TRY TO STOP YOUR SNEEZE. 335 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:28,800 'CAUSE YOU WANT TO CONTROL IT. 336 00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:31,200 YES, IT'S ALL ABOUT CONTROL. 337 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,167 THAT'S RIGHT. 338 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:36,167 YOU GOT TO CONTROL EVERYTHING, 339 00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:39,400 ESPECIALLY IN HERE. 340 00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:44,100 - UP YOUR NOSE? 341 00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:46,733 - AND INTO MY BRAIN. 342 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:51,767 - WELL, I GUESS I WOULD USE THE BIGGEST OPENING. 343 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,567 - HA HA HA HA! 344 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:55,233 AH, NYEAH! 345 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,300 HOW 'BOUT-- HOW 'BOUT THE TIME 346 00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,000 THAT WE WERE AT THE PET STORE WITH THE KIDS 347 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,533 AND THAT GUY HAD A MONKEY? 348 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,500 ALL I DID WAS LOOK AT IT, AND YOU GAVE ME THAT FACE. 349 00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:09,400 - WHAT FACE? 350 00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:11,800 THAT "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT" FACE. 351 00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:15,133 - WELL, YOU KNOW WE CAN'T HAVE A MONKEY IN THE HOUSE! 352 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,600 - I KNOW! 353 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:19,800 I WASN'T GOING TO BUY A MONKEY. 354 00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:23,067 BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE THAT I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN. 355 00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:25,333 - THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO THINK 356 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,400 THAT MY HUSBAND, WHO I'M MARRIED TO, 357 00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:32,000 WOULD LIKE TO LIVE WITH A MONKEY! 358 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,600 - WELL, MAYBE I WOULD. 359 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,700 - WELL, MAYBE I DO. 360 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,967 - ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT, GET OUT. 361 00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:45,333 GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM! 362 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,500 - NO, YOU GAVE IT TO ME, AND I'M KEEPING IT. 363 00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:51,000 - WHAT, NO, YOU SAID I COULD COME BACK. 364 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,167 - YEAH, WELL, I CHANGED MY MIND. 365 00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:53,267 I'M TAKING THE BATHROOM. 366 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,033 YOU CAN JUST GO OUT AND THINK ABOUT MONKEYS. 367 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,267 NOW GET OUT! 368 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,867 - I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE! 369 00:18:57,933 --> 00:19:00,133 YOU-- 370 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:06,667 GET OUT! 371 00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:09,567 - WATCH YOURSELF. 372 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,467 [turns on water] 373 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:16,867 [water stops running] 374 00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:18,500 - HA HA! DOESN'T EVEN WORK. 375 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,567 AH! HEY! 376 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:25,433 - I WARNED YOU! 377 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,267 I WARNED YOU, NOW GET OUT! 378 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,700 - I AM NOT GETTING-- 379 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:29,700 WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? 380 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,467 ARE YOU CRAZY? 381 00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:32,967 TAKE IT, THEN! 382 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:33,967 - YOU GIVE IT BACK! 383 00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,000 THIS IS MY SHOWER MASSAGE! 384 00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,167 - YOUR SHOWER, YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. 385 00:19:37,233 --> 00:19:39,133 HAVE YOUR SHOWER! 386 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,733 - DROP IT! DROP IT! 387 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,900 - YOU DROP IT FIRST! 388 00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:43,300 - LET'S DROP IT AT THE SAME TIME! 389 00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:44,767 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 390 00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:45,833 - ON THE COUNT OF THREE! 391 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,533 ONE...TWO... 392 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,600 THREE! 393 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,100 - YES, THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! 394 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,900 - HOW DARE YOU! 395 00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,633 GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM! 396 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,967 YOU ARE IN FOR IT, MISTER! 397 00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:08,167 - MY SHOWER! 398 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:09,633 - YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! - IT'S MY SHOWER! 399 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:13,067 IT'S MINE! IT'S MINE! 400 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,400 - HI, KIDS. 401 00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:22,533 [clears throat] 402 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,600 MOM AND DAD WERE JUST HAVING A DISCUSSION 403 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:29,700 ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES WE NEED OUR OWN SPACE. 404 00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:32,033 - YES. 405 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:36,633 YEAH, THAT'S ALL. WE WERE JUST, UH... 406 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,667 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 407 00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:40,667 [screaming] 408 00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:53,400 I LIKE THIS THING. 409 00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:55,000 - YEAH, I GOT IT ON SALE. 410 00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,100 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 411 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,667 - I LIKE IT. I LIKE THE WATER PRESSURE. 412 00:20:57,733 --> 00:20:58,667 - YEAH, IT'S GOOD. 413 00:20:58,733 --> 00:20:59,667 NOT IN THE FACE, BUT... 414 00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:02,367 - YEAH. NO. 415 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:11,033 HEY, UH, KIDS! 416 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:14,133 COME ON BACK. 417 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,300 - WE PROMISE DADDY WON'T SPRAY YOU AGAIN.