1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:05,100 - SO WHAT'S HER NAME? 2 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:07,100 - ANGELA. - OH, UH-HUH. 3 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:08,600 AND WHERE DID YOU MEET HER? 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,233 - WELL, I WENT TO GET A TRIM OVER AT THE HAIR BARN. 5 00:00:11,233 --> 00:00:13,033 AND THEY HAVE THIS GUY WHO'S WORKING THERE, 6 00:00:13,033 --> 00:00:14,367 ARMANDO, YOU KNOW, 7 00:00:14,367 --> 00:00:16,233 AND I LIKE THE WAY HE DOES MY SIDEBURNS. 8 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,367 ANYWAY, HE DOUBLE BOOKED. 9 00:00:18,367 --> 00:00:21,767 I HAD A 3:15 AND ANGELA HAD A 3:15. 10 00:00:21,767 --> 00:00:23,133 [breathes deeply] 11 00:00:23,133 --> 00:00:25,100 OKAY. 12 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,667 AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? 13 00:00:26,667 --> 00:00:29,000 - YOU GOT A BAD HAIRCUT AND NOW YOU'RE DATING? 14 00:00:30,633 --> 00:00:35,100 - YES, WE'RE DATING, AND ANGELA LIKES MY HAIR. 15 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:36,967 - SO HOW MANY DATES HAVE YOU BEEN ON? 16 00:00:36,967 --> 00:00:38,767 - WELL, TONIGHT WAS THE THIRD ONE, 17 00:00:38,767 --> 00:00:43,167 AND I KNOW IT'S KIND OF EARLY, BUT I'M GETTING THIS FEELING. 18 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:47,367 I DON'T KNOW-- I THINK SHE MIGHT BE... 19 00:00:47,367 --> 00:00:50,467 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? "THE ONE"? 20 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,933 ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU THINK ANGELA MIGHT BE THE ONE? 21 00:00:52,933 --> 00:00:54,033 - ALL RIGHT, WHOA. 22 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:55,433 LET'S NOT JUMP THE GUN, OKAY? 23 00:00:55,433 --> 00:00:57,100 I MEAN, DON'T FORGET, 24 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:59,733 HE MARRIED ONE THAT WASN'T THE ONE. 25 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:03,933 - SO WHEN ARE WE GONNA MEET HER? 26 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:05,533 - WELL, LISTEN, I WOULD LOVE THAT, 27 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,367 BUT I'M A LITTLE AFRAID ABOUT BRINGIN' HER OVER HERE 28 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,000 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, MOM AND DAD WILL POP BY, 29 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:14,033 AND I KINDA DON'T WANT HER TO MEET THEM UNTIL...EVER. 30 00:01:15,267 --> 00:01:17,100 - NO, NO, NO! YOU BRING HER OVER 31 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:19,167 TO MEET MOM AND DAD RIGHT AWAY! 32 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:20,633 YOU GOTTA GET IT OVER WITH QUICK. 33 00:01:20,633 --> 00:01:22,667 IT'S LIKE RIPPIN' OFF A BAND-AID. 34 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:24,567 YEAH, YOU LET HER KNOW WHAT SHE'S IN FOR, 35 00:01:24,567 --> 00:01:26,433 AND IF SHE DOESN'T RUN AWAY SCREAMIN', 36 00:01:26,433 --> 00:01:28,700 THEN YOU KNOW YOU GOT A KEEPER. 37 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:29,833 HAH? 38 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:31,533 AM I RIGHT, SQUEEZIOLI? 39 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:35,133 - GO AWAY. 40 00:01:35,133 --> 00:01:36,967 SO ANYWAY, WHAT ABOUT SATURDAY NIGHT? 41 00:01:36,967 --> 00:01:38,800 'CAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE GOING TO ATLANTIC CITY 42 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,267 WITH LEE AND STAN. 43 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,133 - REALLY? YOU SURE? - YES, IT WOULD BE PERFECT. 44 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:44,033 SATURDAY NIGHT, I'LL MAKE DINNER. 45 00:01:44,033 --> 00:01:46,200 - THAT'S ANOTHER BAND-AID. 46 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:56,833 - SO, ANGELA, WHAT KIND OF LAW DO YOU PRACTICE? 47 00:01:56,833 --> 00:02:00,100 - WELL, ACTUALLY, I DEAL MOSTLY WITH INTERNATIONAL TRADE. 48 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:02,167 - ANGELA SPEAKS FOUR LANGUAGES. 49 00:02:02,167 --> 00:02:03,333 - WHOA! - WOW! 50 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:04,900 - WELL, IT'S NOTHING, REALLY. 51 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,367 I STUDIED SPANISH AND FRENCH, 52 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:08,700 AND I SPEAK ITALIAN BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ITALIAN. 53 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:10,533 - OH. HEY, OUR PARENTS ARE ITALIAN. 54 00:02:10,533 --> 00:02:13,133 YOU SHOULD MEET THEM SOMETIME. 55 00:02:16,067 --> 00:02:17,267 - DEBRA, I HAVE TO TELL YOU, 56 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:20,600 YOUR LEMON CHICKEN IS DELICIOUS. 57 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,600 - OH, THANKS. 58 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,400 I LIKE YOU. 59 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:29,067 - I LIKE YOU TOO. - OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET. 60 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,300 - SHOULD I GET SOME DESSERT FOR US? 61 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,233 - YEAH, DESSERT TIME. - ALL RIGHT. 62 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:35,867 - OH, GREAT. 63 00:02:35,867 --> 00:02:37,667 HEY, SOMEONE ELSE LIKES YOUR COOKIN'. 64 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,567 WE GOT A FLY IN HERE. 65 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:42,100 - OH, UGH, ANGELA, I'M SORRY. 66 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:44,400 HEY, RAY, COULD YOU CLEAR OFF THE REST OF THE PLATES, PLEASE? 67 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,233 - OH, I'LL DO IT. - NO, NO, I'M DOING IT. 68 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:49,733 I LIKE TO HELP OUT AROUND THE HOUSE 69 00:02:49,733 --> 00:02:53,267 AS MUCH AS I CAN. 70 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:56,467 IT'S JUST MY NATURE. 71 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:59,300 - YEAH, I'D BETTER HELP OUT TOO, 72 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:03,800 OR I'LL HEAR ABOUT THAT LATER. 73 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,333 THAT'S HER NATURE. 74 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,467 OH. OH-- 75 00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:14,000 HEY, YOU GOT HIM! 76 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,400 - YEAH, I GUESS I DID. 77 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,900 - OH, WOW, GOOD HANDS. ALL RIGHT, UM-- 78 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,500 - OH, IT'S OKAY; I GOT IT. 79 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,533 - OKAY, I'LL PUT THIS DOWN. 80 00:03:21,533 --> 00:03:24,167 - HOW GREAT IS SHE? SHE'S PRETTY GREAT, RIGHT? 81 00:03:24,167 --> 00:03:25,767 - YEAH, NOT BAD, BIG TOP. 82 00:03:25,767 --> 00:03:27,800 - ROBERT, I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 83 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,033 SHE IS TERRIFIC. - OH, THANK YOU. 84 00:03:30,033 --> 00:03:32,200 - YOU SEE I MADE HER LAUGH A COUPLE TIMES? 85 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,100 - YEAH, YOU'RE HILARIOUS. GO. 86 00:04:15,233 --> 00:04:16,767 - I GOT THE PLATES. 87 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:18,067 - OKAY, CAN YOU JUST GRAB THOSE FORKS THERE, ROBERT? 88 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:20,233 - SURE. 89 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:22,233 - COME ON, RAY. 90 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:25,100 BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU SET THAT COFFEE DOWN. 91 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,633 - I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE. 92 00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:31,633 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 93 00:04:31,633 --> 00:04:32,767 - HELLO. 94 00:04:32,767 --> 00:04:34,400 - HELLO, DEAR. 95 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,200 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOIN' BACK SO SOON? 96 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,500 - YOUR FATHER MADE A SCENE, 97 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:41,400 AND WE WERE ESCORTED OUT OF THE CASINO. 98 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:45,700 - TWO BUCKETS OF NICKELS AND NOT ONE PAY-OUT. 99 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:48,167 - THAT'S NO REASON TO THROW A ROAST BEEF SANDWICH 100 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:49,667 AT THE MACHINE! 101 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:56,000 HELLO. - HI. 102 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,633 - HI. I'M MARIE. 103 00:04:57,633 --> 00:05:01,500 ARE YOU... A SINGLE FRIEND OF ROBERT'S? 104 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,533 - YES, YES. 105 00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:07,267 ANGELA, THESE ARE RAY AND DEBRA'S NEIGHBORS... 106 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:15,000 MOM AND DAD. 107 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,333 - HOW NICE TO MEET YOU. - YOU TOO. 108 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,733 - OH, I SEE YOU'RE HAVING A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER. 109 00:05:20,733 --> 00:05:24,233 IF I HAD KNOWN, I WOULD HAVE NEVER GONE TO ATLANTIC CITY. 110 00:05:24,233 --> 00:05:26,500 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, RAYMOND? 111 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:36,567 - YOU KNOW, MOM, IT WAS JUST KIND OF A LAST-MINUTE THING. 112 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:37,800 - WHO CARES? 113 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,800 THE POINT IS, WE'RE HERE NOW, AND I SEE CAKE. 114 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,033 - BE QUIET, FRANK. 115 00:05:42,033 --> 00:05:43,467 COME OVER HERE AND SIT DOWN, HONEY, 116 00:05:43,467 --> 00:05:45,233 AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOURSELF. 117 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:48,100 LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE FIGURE YOU HAVE. 118 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,867 - CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 119 00:05:51,867 --> 00:05:53,467 MOM CAN SENSE WHEN I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, 120 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:55,300 AND SHE'S HERE TO KILL IT. 121 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:58,300 - LISTEN, ROBERT, JUST RELAX; IT'LL BE FINE. 122 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,833 LOOK, IF ANGELA REALLY IS THE ONE, 123 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:01,600 SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO MEET YOUR PARENTS AT SOME POINT. 124 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,133 YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET IT OVER WITH. 125 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:04,767 RIGHT, RAY? 126 00:06:09,933 --> 00:06:12,267 - SHE'S NOT THE ONE. 127 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:23,167 - WHAT? 128 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,233 - C'MERE. LISTEN. LISTEN. 129 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:31,767 I SAW SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, 130 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:35,600 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO KNOW, BECAUSE I SAW IT. 131 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,000 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - WHAT DID YOU SEE, RAY? 132 00:06:39,267 --> 00:06:41,500 - ANGELA ATE THE FLY. 133 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,967 - WHAT? 134 00:06:43,967 --> 00:06:45,433 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 135 00:06:45,433 --> 00:06:49,700 - THE FLY THAT WAS FLYING AROUND-- 136 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,133 ANGELA KILLED IT, 137 00:06:51,133 --> 00:06:53,067 IT FELL ON THE TABLE, 138 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:54,333 SHE PUT IT IN A NAPKIN, 139 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:59,033 AND THEN SHE ATE IT! 140 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:09,533 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, RAY? 141 00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:12,533 - YEAH, MAN, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 142 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,200 - I'M TELLING YOU, I SAW THAT WOMAN EAT A FLY! 143 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,367 - OH, SHE DID NOT. 144 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:17,300 YOU MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING ELSE. 145 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:18,833 - WH-WHAT THEN? WHAT DID I SEE? 146 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:21,033 - I DON'T KNOW; MAYBE IT WAS A CROUTON OR SOMETHING. 147 00:07:21,033 --> 00:07:24,167 - A FLYING CROUTON? 148 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:26,033 - ARE YOU DRUNK? 149 00:07:26,033 --> 00:07:27,400 - LOOK, I'M TRYING TO HELP HIM. 150 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,267 - HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME, RAYMOND? 151 00:07:29,267 --> 00:07:30,833 - I'M DOING WHAT ANY BROTHER WOULD DO. 152 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:32,033 IF YOU SEE DEBRA EAT A FLY, 153 00:07:32,033 --> 00:07:34,567 I WANT YOU TO TELL ME RIGHT AWAY! 154 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:38,233 - SHE DID NOT EAT A FLY. 155 00:07:38,233 --> 00:07:39,467 - YES, SHE-- - NO, SHE-- 156 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:46,000 - YEEEEEEES! 157 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,400 - NOW, JUST A SECOND, RAYMOND, 158 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,200 BECAUSE WHAT I THINK YOU'RE REALLY SAYING IS, 159 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,167 "UH-OH, ROBERT FOUND SOMEONE SPECIAL, 160 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:52,400 "SOMEONE WHO'S SO GREAT 161 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,600 THAT SHE ACTUALLY MAY BE THE ONE." 162 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,633 BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A SNIVELING LITTLE INSECURE MAN, 163 00:07:57,633 --> 00:07:58,700 YOU'LL DO ANYTHING 164 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:02,267 TO KEEP ME FROM HAVING WHAT YOU HAVE. 165 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:06,700 - SHE ATE A FLY. 166 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,000 - GOOD-BYE, RAYMOND. 167 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,767 - ROBERT! 168 00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:18,333 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 169 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:20,633 - OH, ROBBIE. SIT DOWN. 170 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:25,267 WE'RE HAVING SUCH FUN WITH YOUR SINGLE FRIEND HERE. 171 00:08:25,267 --> 00:08:26,467 - I'D LOVE TO, MA, 172 00:08:26,467 --> 00:08:27,867 BUT I MUST HAVE LEFT MY PAGER SOMEWHERE, 173 00:08:27,867 --> 00:08:29,800 AND IF THE CAPTAIN TRIES TO GET AHOLD OF ME, 174 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,267 I COULD BE IN TROUBLE. 175 00:08:31,267 --> 00:08:33,367 SO, UH, I'M SORRY, ANGELA, BUT WE HAVE TO GO. 176 00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:34,867 - OH, SURE. OF COURSE. 177 00:08:34,867 --> 00:08:38,067 - WE WERE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 178 00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:39,533 - YEAH, ROBERT, PLEASE STAY. 179 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:42,100 - I'M SORRY, DEB. REALLY, THANKS VERY MUCH. 180 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:44,700 EVERYTHING WAS GREAT-- THAT YOU DID. 181 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:48,567 - YOU GUYS, THIS WAS GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 182 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:51,167 - OH, SURE. MY PLEASURE. 183 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:53,067 - THANKS, RAY. 184 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:54,900 - YEAH, IT WAS NICE. 185 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,500 VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 186 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,833 YEAH. 187 00:08:58,833 --> 00:08:59,967 IT WAS REALLY GOOD. 188 00:08:59,967 --> 00:09:02,033 - THANKS. 189 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:04,333 - BYE. - BYE. 190 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,667 TALK TO YOU SOON. 191 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,667 WELL, THEY DID SAY IT WAS GONNA RAIN. 192 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,467 I THINK WE MADE IT JUST IN TIME. 193 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:22,867 HERE, LET ME TAKE YOUR COAT. 194 00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:24,867 - OH, THANK YOU. - SURE. 195 00:09:24,867 --> 00:09:27,600 WOULD YOU, UH, LIKE A DRINK? 196 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,033 - NO, THANKS. I'M FINE NOW. 197 00:09:30,033 --> 00:09:31,700 IT'S A NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE. 198 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:33,067 - OH, THANKS. 199 00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:34,533 WELL, COME HERE. SIT DOWN. 200 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:37,433 WAS, UM, SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU TONIGHT, ROBERT? 201 00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:39,533 - NAH, IT'S NOTHIN', JUST MY BROTHER. 202 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:42,233 - YOUR BROTHER? HE SEEMED SO SWEET. 203 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,600 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 204 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,067 MY BROTHER HAS A LOT OF ISSUES. 205 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:47,100 LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT. 206 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:50,033 - DID HE...DO SOMETHING? 207 00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:52,700 - NAH, HE'S JUST CRAZY. 208 00:09:55,733 --> 00:09:58,433 - YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 209 00:09:58,433 --> 00:10:00,467 I THINK THAT YOUR BROTHER 210 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,533 MAY BE A LITTLE JEALOUS OF YOU. 211 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:04,967 - WHAT? 212 00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:06,767 - WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS. 213 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:10,200 I MEAN, YOU'RE THE TALL, FUNNY, HEROIC, 214 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,033 GOOD-LOOKING ONE. 215 00:10:15,733 --> 00:10:21,067 - ACTUALLY, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE JEALOUS OF ME. 216 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:22,800 - WHO WOULDN'T BE? 217 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:28,200 - AND IT'S ALWAYS BOTHERED HIM THAT OUR MOTHER PREFERS ME. 218 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,867 - WHO WOULDN'T PREFER YOU? 219 00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:33,900 - I REALLY LIKE YOU. 220 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,733 - I REALLY LIKE YOU. 221 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:38,767 - YOU KNOW, HE ONCE SOLD MY BICYCLE 222 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:41,333 TO ANOTHER KID. 223 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,867 - ROBERT? - YES? 224 00:10:43,867 --> 00:10:46,267 - COULD WE KISS NOW? 225 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,000 YOU OKAY? 226 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,133 - OH, I'M VERY OKAY. 227 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,400 - WANT TO BE MORE OKAY? 228 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,633 - OKAY. 229 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,700 - WANT TO GO IN THERE? 230 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,400 - OKAY. 231 00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:30,100 - I'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE. 232 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,900 - AND I'LL BE IN THERE... 233 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:35,100 BEING VERY OKAY. 234 00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:47,700 [thunder crashes] 235 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,400 [croaks] 236 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,233 - I'LL BE RIGHT IN. 237 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,733 [crickets chirp, frogs croak] 238 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,267 [thunder crashes] 239 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,167 ROBERT? 240 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:15,767 - OH! HELLO! 241 00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:16,900 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 242 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:19,033 - I'M... 243 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:21,800 SEEING IF IT'S STILL RAINING. 244 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,300 - I THINK IT IS. 245 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:27,333 - [laughs] I THINK IT IS TOO. 246 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,967 - YOU'RE GOING OUT THE WINDOW. 247 00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:33,667 - YES, YES, I AM... 248 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:40,467 BECAUSE MY CAR HAS MY PONCHO IN IT. 249 00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:46,700 SO I'M GONNA GO GET MY TRUSTY PONCHO... 250 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:51,900 AND THEN I'M GONNA GO GET SOME ICE CREAM FOR US. 251 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,600 YOU LIKE ICE CREAM? 252 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,000 I DO. 253 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,933 I LIKE IT WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS 254 00:13:59,933 --> 00:14:01,700 OR NUTS 255 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,700 AND SPRINKLES... 256 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,267 AND ACTUALLY, 257 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:15,400 SOMEONE TOLD ME YOU MIGHT PREFER A DIFFERENT TOPPING. 258 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,267 - YOU KNOW, ROBERT, 259 00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:28,133 WE ALL COME FROM FROGS. 260 00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,567 - AHH. 261 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,733 INTERESTING. 262 00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:41,567 GOOD NIGHT. 263 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,567 - OH, ROBBIE! 264 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,533 - HELLO. 265 00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:07,200 - LOOK AT YOU. 266 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,567 - WHAT, IS IT RAINING? 267 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:17,133 - NO, RAYMOND. I'M A PEARL DIVER. 268 00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:22,667 - ROBERT, WHAT HAPPENED? 269 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,600 - WELL... 270 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,867 RAYMOND WAS RIGHT. 271 00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:29,600 - HUH! HA! 272 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,667 - WHAT? 273 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:38,233 - RIGHT ABOUT WHAT? - THE GIRL. 274 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,400 - IF HE SAID SHE HAD A NICE UPSTAIRS 275 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,167 AND AN AMPLE DOWNSTAIRS, THEN I AGREE. 276 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,133 - WHAT ABOUT ANGELA, ROBBIE? 277 00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:50,033 SHE SEEMED SO GENUINE AND SO REFINED. 278 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:53,300 WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. 279 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,033 - FORGET IT, MA. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 280 00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:57,767 - OHH, NO. 281 00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,567 WHAT DID YOU DO? 282 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:07,233 - WHAT HAPPENED, ROBERT? SHE EAT ANOTHER ONE? 283 00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:11,933 - WHAT? EAT ANOTHER WHAT? 284 00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:14,700 - YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW, MA. 285 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,100 - YOU TELL ME RIGHT THIS MINUTE, YOUNG MAN. 286 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,033 - ALL RIGHT, MA, FINE. 287 00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:21,167 SHE EATS BUGS. 288 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,033 - COME AGAIN? 289 00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:26,467 - COME ON, ROBERT, SHE DOES NOT. 290 00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:27,933 - OH, WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOU 291 00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,467 THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU? 292 00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:31,533 SHE SAT RIGHT THERE AT YOUR DINNER TABLE 293 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,267 AND ATE A FLY! 294 00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:37,633 - I COULD BELIEVE THAT. 295 00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,900 - NO, MOM, IT WASN'T IN THE FOOD. 296 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:51,167 - OH. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. 297 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:53,300 - WELL, YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, MA. 298 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,800 IT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE. 299 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,200 I FINALLY MEET A GIRL 300 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,133 WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED. 301 00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:03,367 SHE'S THE FROG WOMAN OF MASSAPEQUA. 302 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,167 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS FLIES. 303 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,767 - SHE KEEPS FROGS, 304 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,867 THOUSANDS OF FROGS ALL OVER HER APARTMENT, 305 00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:10,900 AND SHE FEEDS THEM FLIES, I GUESS, I DON'T KNOW. 306 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:16,333 SHE'S A FREAKIN' SIDE SHOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 307 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,833 - I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF THAT, ROBBIE. 308 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:22,367 SHE HAD SUCH NICE SHOES. 309 00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:26,367 - I HAD TO GO OUT THE WINDOW. 310 00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:29,400 - DID SHE TRY TO STOP YOU WITH HER TONGUE? 311 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,900 - IT'S NOT FUNNY, RAYMOND. 312 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,733 - HEH HEH HEH HEH! 313 00:17:36,733 --> 00:17:38,500 THHHP! 314 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,267 - YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 315 00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:46,133 LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, 'CAUSE I'M DONE. 316 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,133 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE DONE? 317 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,133 - I'M DONE. 318 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,300 I'M DONE DATING. 319 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,733 I'M DONE TRYING TO MEET SOMEONE. 320 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:53,233 I'M DONE WITH HUMILIATION; I CAN'T ANYMORE. 321 00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:56,400 - THERE'S NOTHING HUMILIATIN' ABOUT GOING OUT THE WINDOW. 322 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,867 IF YOUR MOTHER'S APARTMENT HAD BEEN ONE FLOOR LOWER, 323 00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:02,300 WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. 324 00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:10,033 - JUST STOP IT, FRANK. 325 00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:11,333 ALL RIGHT, ROBERT. NOW, LOOK, 326 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,967 I KNOW THAT IT'S TOUGH OUT THERE, 327 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,267 BUT YOU WILL FIND SOMEONE. 328 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,800 YOU HAVE SO MUCH GOING FOR YOU. 329 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,833 YOU'RE KIND, YOU'RE SENSITIVE, YOU'RE HONEST-- 330 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:20,833 - BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 331 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,733 BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. 332 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,100 - GOOD LUCK WITH THE FROG LADY. 333 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:35,267 - ROBBIE, HONEY, 334 00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:38,300 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, 335 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,833 AND I CAN HELP YOU. 336 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:43,200 I JUST WANT YOU, ONCE AND FOR ALL, TO SAY IT TO ME. 337 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,500 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SAY WHAT TO YOU? 338 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,567 - THAT YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL. - MA! 339 00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:51,667 - JUST SAY IT! - NO, DON'T SAY IT! 340 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,800 - I'M NOT SAYING IT! THIS AGAIN? 341 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,033 - A WOMAN ATE A FLY? 342 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,433 NOBODY BELIEVES YOUR STORIES, ROBBIE. 343 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,167 JUST SAY IT. - NO! 344 00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:00,733 - "I'M A GAY." - WHAT? 345 00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,167 - YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 346 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:05,767 "HELLO, I'M QUEER, AND NOW I'M HERE!" 347 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,400 - WHO SAYS THAT? 348 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,633 - THAT'S THE SLOGAN. 349 00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:14,400 JUST ADMIT IT, ALREADY! 350 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,867 - NO! WOULD YOU STOP? 351 00:19:15,867 --> 00:19:17,400 - WELL, THEN, WHAT IS IT? 352 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,467 BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 353 00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:21,600 YOU'RE TORTURING ME. DO YOU KNOW THAT? 354 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:25,200 YOU ARE INTO YOUR 40s, AND STILL YOU CAN'T SETTLE DOWN. 355 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:29,300 I STAY UP NIGHTS TOSSING AND TURNING IN MY BED 356 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,333 BECAUSE I'M SO SICK ABOUT IT. 357 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:34,833 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE WITH SOMEONE, ANYONE. 358 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,833 I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS. 359 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:41,700 I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKES, DO YOU WANT TO DIE ALONE? 360 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,133 - YES! 361 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,500 OH, HIM. 362 00:19:58,067 --> 00:20:00,200 - MA, I SAW THAT GIRL EAT A FLY! 363 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,833 - STOP IT, RAYMOND! 364 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:05,900 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT YOUR BROTHER IS DIFFERENT? 365 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,567 I ACCEPT YOU, ROBBIE. 366 00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:13,333 - LISTEN, MA, 367 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:17,500 I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO TELL YOU I'M GAY. 368 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,000 - MARIE, LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 369 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,433 - BUT I'M NOT, DAD, ALL RIGHT? 370 00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:25,900 SO YOU CAN UNCLENCH YOUR INTESTINES. 371 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:29,900 I WISH I HAD A GOOD REASON WHY I'M ALWAYS STRIKING OUT. 372 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:32,667 BUT I DON'T. 373 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,633 IT'S ME... 374 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,467 IT'S ME. 375 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:40,733 MOST PEOPLE FIND THEIR OTHER HALF. 376 00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:43,467 AND I JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP AND ACCEPT ALREADY 377 00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:47,733 THAT MAYBE THERE IS NO OTHER HALF... 378 00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:50,067 FOR THIS. 379 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,567 - OH, ROBBIE! 380 00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:58,467 - SEE YA LATER. 381 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,633 - ROBERT, PLEASE. - COME ON, MAN. 382 00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:02,500 - HEY, SON-- 383 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,667 [patrons talking] 384 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:17,300 - HEY, RICK. SCOTCH ROCKS. 385 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,500 - COMIN' UP. 386 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,467 LOT OF FRESH FACES HERE TONIGHT, BIG MAN. 387 00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:25,000 I'LL JUST TAKE THE DRINK. 388 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,767 - I'M SORRY; YOU OKAY?