1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000 - OKAY, MA, HERE YOU GO. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,400 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,500 - OH! 4 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:08,100 - THIS ONE'S FROM ME, ROBERT, AND DAD. 5 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:12,067 - OH, A PRESENT FROM MY SWEET, SWEET BOYS. 6 00:00:12,067 --> 00:00:13,400 AND FRANK. 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,467 [gasps] 8 00:00:19,467 --> 00:00:20,733 OH! 9 00:00:23,633 --> 00:00:26,433 MY MOTHER HAD FIGURINES LIKE THESE, 10 00:00:26,433 --> 00:00:28,533 AND I USED TO STARE AT THEM, 11 00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:30,133 HOPING THAT MAYBE, WHEN I GREW UP, 12 00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:31,433 THEY COULD BE MINE. 13 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:34,300 BUT ONE DAY, THEY ALL BROKE. 14 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,633 MY MOTHER FELL INTO THEM 15 00:00:35,633 --> 00:00:38,500 WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS MARRYING FRANK. 16 00:00:40,433 --> 00:00:44,000 BUT NOW I HAVE MY VERY OWN SET. 17 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,300 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 18 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:48,733 - AH, YOU'RE WELCOME. - OH, HONEY. 19 00:00:48,733 --> 00:00:50,000 COME HERE, FRANK. 20 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,367 - LET'S NOT RUIN THE MOMENT. 21 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:57,067 - OH, MY... 22 00:00:57,067 --> 00:00:58,867 YOU SPENT SO MUCH. 23 00:00:58,867 --> 00:01:01,533 - MA, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, ALL RIGHT? 24 00:01:01,533 --> 00:01:03,467 - BUT $240? 25 00:01:03,467 --> 00:01:07,700 - THOSE THINGS COST $240? 26 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,033 - IT'S FINE, ROBERT. 27 00:01:09,033 --> 00:01:11,200 - NO, NO, NO. WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. 28 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,867 HOW COME YOU TOLD ME AND DAD 29 00:01:12,867 --> 00:01:14,667 THAT WE ONLY HAD TO PAY $30 EACH, 30 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:18,567 WHILE YOU PAID ONE-- ONE HUNDRED-- 31 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,833 WHILE YOU PAID THE REST? 32 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,267 - ROBERT, 33 00:01:23,267 --> 00:01:25,067 YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T CARE WHO PAID WHAT. 34 00:01:25,067 --> 00:01:26,800 SIT DOWN. 35 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:30,067 - FRANK, YOU ONLY PAID $30... 36 00:01:30,067 --> 00:01:32,067 AND RAYMOND PAID $180? 37 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:35,167 - $180, YES! 38 00:01:35,167 --> 00:01:37,367 - I JUST PAID WHAT RAY TOLD ME TO. 39 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:39,433 - SKIMPING ON YOUR WIFE'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 40 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:43,133 MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT TO FALL DOWN. 41 00:01:43,133 --> 00:01:44,967 - SO YOU HAD TO PAY MORE THAN US, HUH? 42 00:01:44,967 --> 00:01:46,933 YOU HAD TO HOG ALL THE GLORY? 43 00:01:46,933 --> 00:01:48,967 GLORY HOG! 44 00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:50,100 - NO, IT JUST-- 45 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,733 I CAN AFFORD IT, OKAY? 46 00:01:51,733 --> 00:01:53,667 I'M DOING GOOD; THAT'S ALL. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 47 00:01:53,667 --> 00:01:56,233 - "I'M DOING GOOD; THAT'S ALL. IT'S NO BIG DEAL." 48 00:01:56,233 --> 00:01:58,367 YOU JUST HAD TO SHOW ME UP, RIGHT? 49 00:01:58,367 --> 00:02:00,333 - THANKS A LOT, RAY. 50 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,000 - I'M PAYING 1/3, OKAY? 51 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,433 SO I OWE... 52 00:02:05,433 --> 00:02:08,067 - $80. - $80. YES, $80. 53 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,600 - ALL RIGHT, JUST CALM DOWN. 54 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,733 - NO. I ALREADY PAID $30, SO I OWE... 55 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:15,300 - $50. - I KNOW, $50! 56 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,600 - FINE, PAY ME WHATEVER. JUST STOP BEING A JERK. 57 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,833 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE THESE FIGURINES BACK. 58 00:02:21,833 --> 00:02:25,200 THEY SHOULD BE IN A HAPPY HOME. 59 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,633 - NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 60 00:02:27,633 --> 00:02:29,267 - 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THEM NOW, 61 00:02:29,267 --> 00:02:30,767 I'LL THINK OF YOU BOYS FIGHTING. 62 00:02:30,767 --> 00:02:32,167 TAKE THEM BACK. 63 00:02:32,167 --> 00:02:33,633 - COME ON, MA, I'M NOT TAKING THEM BACK. 64 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,200 - TAKE THEM BACK. THEY'RE TAINTED. 65 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,833 - I'M NOT TAKING THEM BACK! 66 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:41,100 YOU'RE KEEPING 'EM, AND YOU'RE GONNA CHERISH 'EM! 67 00:02:42,933 --> 00:02:45,633 I SPENT WEEKS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO GET YOU, WEEKS! 68 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,800 AND THEN I REMEMBERED YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOM 69 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,133 AND HER FIGURINES. 70 00:02:49,133 --> 00:02:50,300 YOU THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE 71 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,200 THAT I GOT THE SAME EXACT ONES? 72 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,533 I REMEMBERED! 73 00:02:53,533 --> 00:02:55,500 THEN I WENT TO EVERY ANTIQUE SHOP IN THE CITY 74 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:59,400 UNTIL I FOUND THE LITTLE BASTARDS. 75 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,233 I DIDN'T CARE HOW MUCH IT COSTS 76 00:03:01,233 --> 00:03:02,767 BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU WANTED. 77 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:04,733 AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME TO TAKE 'EM BACK? 78 00:03:04,733 --> 00:03:07,433 I WON'T. 79 00:03:07,433 --> 00:03:10,133 I JUST WON'T DO IT. 80 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:16,467 - SO YOU TWO DIDN'T EVEN HELP PICK THEM OUT? 81 00:03:16,467 --> 00:03:18,600 - NO, NO, I--I HELPED. 82 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:19,733 I WRAPPED IT. 83 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,300 - DON'T LIE, ROBBIE. 84 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,667 EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T WORK A TAPE DISPENSER 85 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:26,033 WITH YOUR GIANT FINGERS. 86 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:29,800 - NICE JOB, RAY. 87 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,400 LETTING HER KNOW YOU PAID MORE WASN'T ENOUGH? 88 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,433 - IT WAS ALL PART OF HIS PLAN-- 89 00:03:34,433 --> 00:03:37,700 TO FIND THE GLORY AND THEN HOG IT. 90 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,167 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 91 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:40,767 I'M SORRY I BOUGHT THE DAMN THINGS. 92 00:03:40,767 --> 00:03:43,500 - WELL, I'M SORRY MY BIRTHDAY WAS AN INCONVENIENCE. 93 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:44,733 - NO, MA, I DIDN'T MEAN-- 94 00:03:44,733 --> 00:03:45,767 - YOU TAKE THEM BACK. 95 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,167 I CAN'T LOOK AT THEM! 96 00:03:52,867 --> 00:03:54,833 - WELL, RAYMOND, 97 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:56,533 NICE GOING. 98 00:03:56,533 --> 00:04:00,233 YOU RUINED THAT OLD CROW'S BIRTHDAY. 99 00:04:07,967 --> 00:04:09,633 - IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 100 00:04:09,633 --> 00:04:11,900 YOU KNOW, I TRY TO DO SOMETHING NICE AND THOUGHTFUL, 101 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:15,167 AND IT'S LIKE I KILLED MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY. 102 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:18,200 - YEP. 103 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,933 VERY, VERY THOUGHTFUL. 104 00:04:21,933 --> 00:04:23,367 - WHAT? 105 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:25,000 - HMM? 106 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,167 NOTHING. 107 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,433 NO, I GUESS I WAS JUST SURPRISED 108 00:04:29,433 --> 00:04:31,500 AT HOW THOUGHTFUL YOUR MOM'S GIFT WAS. 109 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,067 BUT I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED 110 00:04:33,067 --> 00:04:35,267 BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS PUT A LOT OF EFFORT 111 00:04:35,267 --> 00:04:37,033 INTO THE THINGS THAT YOU BUY... 112 00:04:37,033 --> 00:04:39,367 FOR HER. 113 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:44,567 - GOOD NIGHT. 114 00:04:46,867 --> 00:04:49,633 - NO, NO, RAY, LISTEN, I THINK IT'S GREAT 115 00:04:49,633 --> 00:04:51,600 THAT YOU GOT YOUR MOM SOMETHING NICE. 116 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,100 I DO. 117 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,833 I JUST SOMETIMES WONDER WHY YOU DON'T 118 00:04:54,833 --> 00:04:57,033 PUT THE SAME THOUGHT INTO THE THINGS YOU GET FOR ME, 119 00:04:57,033 --> 00:04:58,600 BUT IT'S OKAY. 120 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,700 I DON'T CARE. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL OR ANYTHING. 121 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,100 I'M NOT MAD. 122 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:05,167 RAY? 123 00:05:07,367 --> 00:05:09,000 RAY? 124 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,600 - [snores] - RAY! 125 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,733 - OW! WHAT? 126 00:05:11,733 --> 00:05:13,700 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T MAD. 127 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:15,000 - I'M NOT! 128 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,533 - I'VE GOTTEN YOU PLENTY OF THOUGHTFUL STUFF. 129 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:20,133 HUH? YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. 130 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:22,633 MAYBE YOU'RE DELIRIOUS FROM LACK OF SEX. 131 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:31,967 - YOU MOSTLY GET ME GIFT CERTIFICATES 132 00:05:31,967 --> 00:05:34,433 AND BACK RUB IOUs 133 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:36,633 OR STUFF THAT I'VE HAD TO HINT THAT I WANTED, 134 00:05:36,633 --> 00:05:39,600 LIKE--LIKE THESE PAJAMAS, FOR INSTANCE. 135 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,800 - YOU NEVER HINTED ABOUT THOSE PAJAMAS. 136 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,133 - I GAVE YOU THE COLOR, 137 00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:44,967 THE SIZE, DIRECTIONS TO THE STORE, 138 00:05:44,967 --> 00:05:46,800 DIRECTIONS FROM THE FRONT OF THE STORE 139 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,300 TO THE PAJAMA DEPARTMENT. 140 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,500 I STILL HAD TO RETURN THEM 141 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,767 'CAUSE YOU GOT THE WRONG ONES! 142 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:57,167 - SEE, IF YOU SLEEP NAKED, WE DON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM. 143 00:06:03,233 --> 00:06:04,633 COME ON, LOOK. 144 00:06:04,633 --> 00:06:06,400 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE, LIKE, DYING 145 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,500 FOR SOMETHING SUPER THOUGHTFUL. 146 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:13,067 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WANT TO GET ME THOUGHTFUL THINGS. 147 00:06:13,067 --> 00:06:15,233 COME ON! 148 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,667 - I HAVE TO RETURN THESE. 149 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,767 [scoffs and chuckles] 150 00:06:25,767 --> 00:06:27,267 - WHAT? 151 00:06:27,267 --> 00:06:28,300 - NOTHING. IT'S... 152 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,767 I CAN'T WIN. 153 00:06:29,767 --> 00:06:31,667 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ARGUING ABOUT THIS 154 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:32,933 WHEN I HAPPEN TO HAVE 155 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:35,000 A PRETTY GOOD CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR YOU THIS YEAR. 156 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 - HUH. 157 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,600 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 158 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,467 I DON'T BLAME YOU IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, 159 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,867 BUT I DO; I REALLY DO. 160 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,567 - YEAH, RIGHT. 161 00:06:42,567 --> 00:06:43,800 - NO. 162 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,200 YOU AND I WERE DOING SOMETHING A FEW WEEKS AGO, 163 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,967 AND IT GOT ME TO THINKING-- 164 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:49,767 WHATEVER. JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 165 00:06:49,767 --> 00:06:50,933 - WHAT? 166 00:06:50,933 --> 00:06:53,133 WHAT WERE WE DOING? 167 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:54,500 - WE WERE IN THE CITY, 168 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,300 AND WE WERE WALKING, AND YOU SAW SOMETHING, 169 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:57,933 AND YOU SAID, "OH, MY GOD." 170 00:06:57,933 --> 00:06:58,967 - YEAH? 171 00:06:58,967 --> 00:07:00,933 - YEAH... 172 00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:03,300 AND MAYBE I BOUGHT YOU SOMETHING. 173 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,600 - WHAT IS IT? 174 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,367 - YOU'LL SEE IT; YOU'LL SEE IT AT CHRISTMAS, 175 00:07:08,367 --> 00:07:11,367 AND...LET'S HOPE YOU FIND IT THOUGHTFUL. 176 00:07:16,533 --> 00:07:18,500 GOOD NIGHT. 177 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,667 - I'M SORRY, RAY. 178 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:26,033 - IT'S OKAY. 179 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:45,167 - [laughing] 180 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:47,000 [doorbell rings] 181 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,567 - RAY, HI. 182 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:55,367 - HEY! HI, AMY. 183 00:07:55,367 --> 00:07:57,367 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 184 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:58,767 - I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 185 00:07:58,767 --> 00:08:02,200 THOUGHT I'D POP IN AND SAY, "HOWDY-DOODLE." 186 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,000 - "HOWDY-DOODLE"? 187 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,867 WHAT ARE YOU, HITTING THE EGGNOG? 188 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:11,267 - STOP, ROBERT. COME ON IN, RAY. 189 00:08:11,267 --> 00:08:14,567 - OKAY. THANK YOU. 190 00:08:14,567 --> 00:08:16,467 SO...BOY. 191 00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:19,100 'TIS THE SEASON, HUH? 192 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:23,567 ONLY TWO SHOPPING DAYS LEFT TILL CHRISTMAS. 193 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:28,600 EVERYBODY'S ALL HOLLY AND JOLLY AND BUYING STUFF. 194 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,733 YOU BUYING ANY GIFTS THIS SEASON, AMY? 195 00:08:31,733 --> 00:08:33,300 - OH, YEAH, I LOVE SHOPPING. 196 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:35,133 I'VE GOT ONE MORE THING TO GET MY UNCLE JEFF, 197 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:36,567 AND SINCE HE JUST RETIRED-- 198 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:39,767 - THAT'S GREAT. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN... 199 00:08:39,767 --> 00:08:41,600 I WANTED TO GET SOMETHING 200 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,567 REALLY SPECIAL FOR DEBRA THIS YEAR, YOU KNOW? 201 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:48,033 'CAUSE SHE'S JUST SO GREAT. 202 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,233 - OH, I KNOW. 203 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:53,667 DEBRA LOVES PAJAMAS. 204 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,500 - NO, NAH. 205 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,000 NO PAJAMAS. 206 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,533 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 207 00:08:58,533 --> 00:09:00,267 GET OUT! 208 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:10,567 - I JUST--I JUST WANT TO GET HER SOMETHING THOUGHTFUL. 209 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:13,433 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT SAYS, 210 00:09:13,433 --> 00:09:18,300 "DEBRA, YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME, 211 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:22,167 AND THIS GIFT MAKES ME THINK OF YOU." 212 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:27,667 SO WHAT DO YA GOT? 213 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,733 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WAIT A MINUTE. 214 00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:31,467 I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 215 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:32,767 A FEW WEEKS AGO, 216 00:09:32,767 --> 00:09:35,433 HE GOT MY MOM SOMETHING THOUGHTFUL FOR HER BIRTHDAY. 217 00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:36,967 NOW I BET HE HAS TO GET DEBRA 218 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:40,433 A GIFT OF EQUAL OR GREATER THOUGHT. 219 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,533 - YOU'RE VERY THOUGHTFUL, RAY. 220 00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:45,400 YOU SHOULD TRUST YOUR OWN INSTINCTS. 221 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,100 - YEAH? 'CAUSE I DID THINK OF SOMETHING. 222 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:48,667 YOU KNOW HOW DEBRA'S ALWAYS SAYING 223 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:49,967 SHE'S ALWAYS COLD? 224 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:52,133 SO I THOUGHT, "WHAT IF I GET HER THIS REALLY GREAT, 225 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,800 "TOP-OF-THE-LINE, PRIMO... 226 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,300 SPACE HEATER?" 227 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,833 TOP OF THE LINE. 228 00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:06,233 FOUR SETTINGS: 229 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:09,533 LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH... 230 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:11,600 OFF. 231 00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:21,200 - RAYMOND, HAVE YOU EVER EVEN MET YOUR WIFE? 232 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:25,900 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER? 233 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:28,667 - I KNOW SHE GETS CHILLY. 234 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,267 - HOW 'BOUT SOMETHING LIKE-- 235 00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:32,533 SHE SPENT ALL HER SUMMERS AS A KID 236 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:35,300 UP AT LAKE, UH... SAUGATUCK, RIGHT? 237 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,900 UP IN CONNECTICUT? 238 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,233 - LAKE WHO? 239 00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:39,833 - LAKE SAUGATUCK. 240 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:41,133 SO YOU GET HER A PAINTING 241 00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:42,600 OR A NICE PHOTOGRAPH OF LAKE SAUGATUCK, 242 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,600 OR SHE LIKES CRAFTSMAN FURNITURE, 243 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,333 OR SHE'S ALWAYS MENTIONING HOW SHE WISHED 244 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:48,000 SHE HAD MORE TIME TO SPEND IN THE GARDEN, 245 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,333 SO YOU GET HER THE THINGS WITH-- 246 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:50,667 WAIT, WAIT, NO, NO. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 247 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,200 OKAY, THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. 248 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,700 A FIRST EDITION OF "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD." 249 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,833 ALL RIGHT, SHE DID HER COLLEGE THESIS ON IT. 250 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,233 IT'S HER FAVORITE BOOK. 251 00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:00,233 I'M TELLING YOU, SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT. 252 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,867 - SO NOT A SPACE HEATER? 253 00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:07,133 - NO. 254 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,267 "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD," FIRST EDITION. 255 00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:11,000 - SHE WOULD LOVE THAT, RAY. 256 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,867 IT'S VERY NICE, ROBERT. 257 00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:14,200 - OKAY, YEAH, I WAS THINKING 258 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,367 OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT TOO, YOU KNOW, YEAH. 259 00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:17,800 I MEAN, THAT OR THE SPACE HEATER, 260 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,067 WHATEVER'S BETTER. 261 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:21,533 - YOU'RE A WONDERFUL PERSON. GET OUT. 262 00:11:21,533 --> 00:11:23,700 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, THANKS. - BYE, RAY. 263 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,733 - ALL RIGHT, BYE. 264 00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:28,100 "ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST?" 265 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,633 - "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD!" 266 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:31,267 TAKE A CLASS! 267 00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:33,400 - RIGHT, RIGHT. "CUCKOO'S NEST." 268 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,000 I KNEW IT WAS A BIRD BOOK. 269 00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:42,033 - NOW, WHERE WERE WE BEFORE THE MONKEY CAME IN? 270 00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:48,967 [kids shouting] 271 00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:51,133 - CALM DOWN, HEY! 272 00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:53,600 - OH, QUIET, FRANK. 273 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,133 THEY JUST OPENED THEIR PRESENTS. 274 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,733 THEY'RE EXCITED. 275 00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,100 - WELL, THEY NEED TO LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS: 276 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:02,200 GRANDPA WANTS QUIET. 277 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,800 - OKAY, DEB. 278 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,300 HERE YOU GO. 279 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,100 HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 280 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,467 - "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD." 281 00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:21,567 - YEAH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE FIRST EDITIONS. 282 00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:23,200 - YEAH, I KNOW. 283 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,900 THIS IS... 284 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,500 THIS IS SO GREAT. 285 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,167 OH... 286 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,833 I LOVE THIS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 287 00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,567 HOW DID YOU... 288 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,700 OH, I LOVE YOU. 289 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:43,300 - I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. 290 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:46,533 - I KILLED A BIRD ONCE. 291 00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,733 - I HAVE TO TELL YOU, RAY, 292 00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:01,133 WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU BOUGHT SOMETHING THOUGHTFUL FOR ME, 293 00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:02,767 I DIDN'T TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU. 294 00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:04,000 I'M SO SORRY. 295 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,700 - IT'S OKAY. 296 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:10,000 SEEING YOUR FACE NOW, THAT'S LIKE YOUR GIFT TO ME. 297 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,333 - OH! 298 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:19,667 - [clears throat] SO, UM... 299 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,967 HARPER LEE WON THE PULITZER PRIZE FOR THAT, 300 00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,333 DIDN'T SHE, DEB? 301 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:29,067 - YEAH. 302 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:32,400 OH, GOD, THIS IS SO WONDERFUL, RAY. 303 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,633 - FRANK, 304 00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:35,333 WHY CAN'T YOU PUT A LITTLE MORE THOUGHT 305 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,333 INTO WHAT YOU GOT ME? 306 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:39,767 - SLIPPERS ARE VERY THOUGHTFUL. 307 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:42,933 EVERY DAY, I SEE YOUR FEET WHEN YOU GET OUT OF BED, 308 00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:46,633 SO I THOUGHT, AND I THOUGHT... 309 00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:48,400 AND I THOUGHT, 310 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,367 "WHAT CAN I GET TO COVER UP THOSE THINGS?" 311 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,833 - YOU KNOW, RAY... 312 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,367 WHAT WAS IT THAT WE WERE 313 00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:04,967 DOING IN THE CITY THAT REMINDED YOU 314 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,533 OF "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD?" 315 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,900 - WHAT? 316 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,233 - REMEMBER? 317 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:13,667 REMEMBER, YOU SAID WE WERE IN THE CITY, 318 00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:16,067 AND I SAID, "OH, MY GOD!" WHAT WAS THAT? 319 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:18,433 - RIGHT. RIGHT. WELL... 320 00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:21,233 WE WERE IN THE CITY, AND YOU SAID, "OH, MY GOD," 321 00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:25,667 BECAUSE... OF ALL THE PIGEONS... 322 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:29,500 THAT THERE WERE THAT DAY IN THE CITY, 323 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:34,300 AND I THOUGHT, "PIGEONS...BIRDS... 324 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:37,800 "OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER... 325 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,933 FLOCK, MOCK-ING BIRD." 326 00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:42,100 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 327 00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:49,733 - OH, WOW! 328 00:14:49,733 --> 00:14:51,700 - [whispers] WOW. 329 00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:55,667 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 330 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,367 IT'S FUNNY HOW THE MIND WORKS, ISN'T IT? 331 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:02,200 - SO, UH, YOU DID YOUR THESIS ON "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD," 332 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,367 DIDN'T YOU, DEB? 333 00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:04,867 - NEED SOME MORE COFFEE, SWEETIE? 334 00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:06,167 - DEB? 335 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:08,233 - OKAY, SURE, TWO SUGARS, SUGAR. 336 00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,767 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL GET IT. 337 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,100 - I'LL COME WITH YOU. 338 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,367 - DID YOUR THESIS-- OF THE MOCK-- 339 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,667 - HEY. YOU KNOW WHAT? 340 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,367 I CAN'T WAIT TO PUT THE KIDS TO BED TONIGHT 341 00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:18,567 SO I CAN START READING. 342 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,400 - SO DID YOU START YOUR BOOK LAST NIGHT? 343 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,767 - NOPE, DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO. 344 00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:34,733 - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DIDN'T. 345 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,000 - MERRY CHRISTMAS! - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 346 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,567 - HEY. - HI. 347 00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:39,767 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 348 00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:41,100 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. HI. 349 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,433 WE JUST CAME FROM ACROSS THE STREET. 350 00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:46,100 IT'S NOT THE HOLIDAYS UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN FRANK 351 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,600 IN HIS SANTA FACE UNDERWEAR. 352 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,500 - DID YOU SEE WHAT MY HANDSOME HUSBAND GAVE ME? 353 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,900 FIRST EDITION "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD." 354 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:58,100 MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE BOOK! 355 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,967 - HEY, GREAT GIFT. 356 00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:02,367 - I KNOW. I LOVE THIS. 357 00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:03,900 OH, IT WAS SO NICE. 358 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,333 - LOOK, I'M YOUR HUSBAND. THAT'S WHAT I DO. 359 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,167 - DON'T BE MODEST. YOU GAVE ME THE PERFECT PRESENT. 360 00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:11,000 - YOU KNOW, I ALMOST WENT WITH ANOTHER IDEA, 361 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,600 SOMETHING FROM LAKE SAUGATUCK. 362 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,467 - LAKE SAUGATUCK? 363 00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:19,700 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVEN MENTIONED THAT IN TEN YEARS. 364 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,400 - YOU KNOW, I GUESS I REMEMBERED IT 365 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,033 'CAUSE I KNEW HOW IMPORTANT IT WAS TO YOU. 366 00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:25,767 - OH! 367 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,867 ISN'T HE TOO MUCH, HUH? 368 00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:32,033 - IT WAS ME! 369 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,433 - WHAT? 370 00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:38,933 - YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH ME! 371 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,600 I TOLD HIM TO GET YOU THAT BOOK! 372 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,033 IT WAS MY IDEA, NOT RAYMOND'S! 373 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:45,133 ME, MINE, ALL ME! 374 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,633 - ROBERT-- 375 00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:48,800 - OH, YOU NEVER EVEN HEARD OF "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD!" 376 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,067 - OH, YES, I DID! 377 00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:51,167 - YOU DID NOT. YOU NEVER READ THE BOOK. 378 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:52,867 YOU NEVER SAW THE MOVIE! 379 00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,900 I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A MOVIE ABOUT IT! 380 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,833 HUH, WHO'S THE STAR OF THE MOVIE, RAYMOND? 381 00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:57,833 - WHAT IS THE DIFF-- 382 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:58,967 - GREGORY PECK! 383 00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:00,200 GREGORY PECK! 384 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,233 HE PLAYED ATTICUS FINCH, GREGORY PECK! 385 00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:03,567 [imitating] "ALL RIGHT, SCOUT, 386 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:05,267 STEP ASIDE WHILE I SHOOT THIS RABID DOG." 387 00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:07,600 HE WON THE OSCAR IN 1962! 388 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,700 YOU MORON! 389 00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:17,767 - WHAT'S THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT? 390 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,533 - SO YOU TOOK CREDIT FOR ROBERT'S IDEA? 391 00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,733 YOU MADE UP THAT WHOLE CITY THING? 392 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,133 YOU LIED TO ME? 393 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:28,500 - YES, YES, AND YES. 394 00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:32,333 - ROBERT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 395 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,533 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 396 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,367 - WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT DEBRA KNOWS 397 00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,333 THAT THE BOOK WAS YOUR IDEA? 398 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,467 - BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH. 399 00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:40,233 RAYMOND'S A GLORY HOG. 400 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,100 HE DID IT TO MA, AND NOW HE'S DOING IT TO DEBRA. 401 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,533 HE'S GOT TO BE STOPPED! 402 00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,833 - YOU KNOW, ROBERT... 403 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,300 I GOTTA SAY, THAT BOOK SEEMS A LITTLE MORE THOUGHTFUL 404 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,633 THAN WHAT YOU GOT ME. 405 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:53,967 - WHAT DID HE GET YOU? 406 00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:56,733 - TICKETS TO THE ICE CAPADES. 407 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,567 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 408 00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:02,500 THE ICE CAPADES IS 2 1/2 HOURS OF FROZEN FUN. 409 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,333 - ICE CAPADES? 410 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,200 THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID I SHOULD GET DEBRA. 411 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:25,533 - THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER'S IDEA? 412 00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:29,833 FOR ME, YOU HAD TO GO TO YOUR MOTHER? 413 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:32,667 - MAN, THAT IS LAME. 414 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,267 I MEAN, RIGHT? 415 00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:35,900 - DON'T EVEN, RAY. 416 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,167 ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS, 417 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,067 "WHAT SHOULD I GET FOR MY MOM?" 418 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,367 "YOU THINK MY MOM WILL LIKE THIS?" 419 00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:42,300 "WHY DON'T WE ASK MY MOM?" 420 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:45,400 MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM. 421 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,500 - HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE? 422 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,733 - COME ON, DEBRA. YOU GOT YOUR BOOK. 423 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,367 I GAVE IT TO YOU. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY. 424 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,900 ISN'T IT THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS? 425 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,733 - YEAH, BUT IT WASN'T YOUR THOUGHT; IT WAS HIS. 426 00:18:58,733 --> 00:19:01,200 - YEAH, AND WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HER GIFT? 427 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,533 - I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER GIFT. 428 00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,133 I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM LOOK BAD. 429 00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:06,967 SORRY, MAN. - IT'S OKAY; I UNDERSTAND. 430 00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:08,500 - YOU KNOW, RAY, 431 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,467 I DON'T WANT YOU TO EVER GET ME ANOTHER GIFT AGAIN, 432 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:11,833 BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU DO, 433 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,867 IT JUST MAKES ME REALIZE HOW LITTLE YOU CARE. 434 00:19:13,867 --> 00:19:15,300 MERRY CHRISTMAS, RAY. 435 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,067 - COME ON, NOW YOU'RE BECOMING MY MOTHER. 436 00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:19,100 - WHAT? 437 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:24,767 - LET ME FINISH! 438 00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:26,000 LOOK... 439 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,600 THE ONLY REASON I EVER PUT ANY THOUGHT 440 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,433 INTO MY MOTHER'S GIFT IS BECAUSE SHE'S, UH-- 441 00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:30,833 - MATERIALISTIC. - NO. 442 00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:32,300 - YES. - YES! 443 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,433 GIFTS AND STUFF, THAT'S ALL SHE CARES ABOUT. 444 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:35,867 I DON'T THINK OF YOU THAT WAY. 445 00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,167 YOU ALWAYS USED TO SAY, 446 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:38,567 "I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 447 00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:40,233 AS LONG AS WE'RE ALL HAPPY AND HEALTHY." 448 00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:42,700 AND LOOK AT US. WE'RE ALL HAPPY AND HEALTHY. 449 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:47,700 WE'RE ALL HEALTHY. 450 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,533 FOR NOW. 451 00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,867 ISN'T THAT THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS? 452 00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:53,100 I MEAN, COME ON, IT'S CHRISTMAS. 453 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:57,167 WHAT ABOUT JESUS, HUH? 454 00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:59,100 YOU THINK HE CARED ABOUT GETTING A BUNCH OF GIFTS 455 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,633 ON HIS BIRTHDAY? 456 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:04,567 RUM-PUM-PUM-PUM, THAT'S ALL HE WANTED. 457 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:09,400 - THAT'S TRUE. RUM-PUM-PUM-PUM. 458 00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:13,667 - LOOK, I'M SORRY I LIED. 459 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:17,400 I--I LIED THAT NIGHT ABOUT HAVING A GREAT GIFT FOR YOU, 460 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,133 AND I LIED ABOUT COMING UP WITH THE CUCKOO BIRD BOOK, 461 00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:22,733 AND--AND-- 462 00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:23,900 I KNOW. I KNOW. 463 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,700 I TOOK ALL THE CREDIT FOR IT. 464 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,333 BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE ICE CAPADES. 465 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,633 I'M SORRY. 466 00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:37,967 I STINK AT THIS. 467 00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:40,433 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. 468 00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:46,367 IN FACT, I WOULDN'T LIE HALF AS MUCH IF I DIDN'T. 469 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:53,467 - HI, EVERYBODY. 470 00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:54,467 - HEY! - HI, MARIE. 471 00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:55,867 - IT'S DECEMBER 26TH. 472 00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:58,467 IT'S TIME TO RETURN A FEW OF THE GIFTS I GOT 473 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,933 THAT WEREN'T QUITE RIGHT. 474 00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:04,767 DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANYTHING THEY'D LIKE BROUGHT BACK? 475 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,800 - NO. WE'RE FINE, MARIE. 476 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,000 - YEAH. WE'RE VERY HAPPY. 477 00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,833 HEY, MARIE, ISN'T THAT THE BOWL I GAVE YOU? 478 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,467 - OKAY, THEN. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 479 00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:26,300 [Christmas music playing] 480 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,533 ["Jingle Bells" playing] 481 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,267 - YOU LIKE THIS? 482 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,600 - SHH. HERE COMES SNOOPY. 483 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,533 [kids cheering]