1 00:00:01,867 --> 00:00:03,367 - SO I DON'T KNOW, DEBRA. 2 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:05,033 WE WENT TO MARCO'S LAST NIGHT, AND AMY SAYS, 3 00:00:05,033 --> 00:00:07,633 "I MUST HAVE HAD EVERYTHING ON THIS MENU A HUNDRED TIMES." 4 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:08,933 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 5 00:00:08,933 --> 00:00:10,867 - MAYBE AMY'S TRYING TO TELL YOU SHE'D LIKE 6 00:00:10,867 --> 00:00:12,867 TO GO SOMEPLACE ELSE. 7 00:00:12,867 --> 00:00:14,067 - AND WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 8 00:00:14,067 --> 00:00:16,400 - RAY. 9 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,967 - YOU GOT TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES. 10 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:22,233 - HEY. - HEY, ANDY. 11 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:25,933 - OH, I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD SPRAY. 12 00:00:25,933 --> 00:00:27,533 - HOW YOU DOIN', ANDY? 13 00:00:27,533 --> 00:00:28,767 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE LOSING WEIGHT. 14 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:32,867 - NAH, I JUST GAVE UP TUCKING IN MY SHIRT. 15 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,300 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 16 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,300 WHAT, ARE YOU HERE TO TELL EVERYBODY YOUR BIG NEWS? 17 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:37,733 ANDY GOT A NEW JOB BOOKING GUESTS 18 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:38,933 ON A NATIONAL RADIO SHOW. 19 00:00:38,933 --> 00:00:40,967 - OH, CONGRATULATIONS, ANDY. 20 00:00:40,967 --> 00:00:44,033 - WOW. THIS PROVES IT. 21 00:00:44,033 --> 00:00:48,100 THE LADIES LIKE GUYS WITH JOBS. 22 00:00:49,733 --> 00:00:51,133 - WHOSE SHOW IS IT? 23 00:00:51,133 --> 00:00:52,867 - JERRY MUSSO, BIG SPORTS RADIO GUY. 24 00:00:52,867 --> 00:00:55,700 - OH, I'VE HEARD JERRY MUSSO. NEVER CARED FOR HIM. 25 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,367 - NOBODY ASKED YOU. 26 00:00:57,367 --> 00:00:59,167 THIS IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR ANDY, 27 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:00,700 AND I TOLD HIM THAT I WOULD DO THE SHOW. 28 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:03,833 YOU KNOW, THROW HIM A BONE. 29 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:07,100 - ACTUALLY, RAY, THAT'S WHAT I CAME OVER TO TELL YOU. 30 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,167 I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO... 31 00:01:09,167 --> 00:01:12,367 RETURN YOUR BONE. 32 00:01:12,367 --> 00:01:13,767 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 33 00:01:13,767 --> 00:01:15,833 - I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO BOOK YOU ON THE SHOW. 34 00:01:15,833 --> 00:01:18,233 - WHY NOT? 35 00:01:18,233 --> 00:01:21,633 - JERRY MUSSO DOESN'T LIKE YOU. 36 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:23,233 - DOESN'T LIKE ME? 37 00:01:23,233 --> 00:01:27,233 - WHAT STATION IS HE GOING TO BE ON? 38 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:29,600 - DOESN'T LIKE ME? WHAT DID HE SAY? 39 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,200 I MEAN, WHAT WERE HIS EXACT WORDS? 40 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,500 - I DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM HIM. 41 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,567 I WAS GOING OVER MY LIST WITH THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, 42 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:35,667 AND HE SAW YOUR NAME, AND HE GOES, 43 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:37,333 "OH, JERRY'S NEVER GONNA GO FOR THIS. 44 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:39,400 HE DOESN'T LIKE RAY BARONE." 45 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,733 - WELL, MAYBE HE'S CONFUSING RAY WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. 46 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:43,233 - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 47 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,367 SO I SUBMITTED YOUR NAME ANYWAY, 48 00:01:45,367 --> 00:01:48,567 AND STILL, IT CAME BACK: 49 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,767 "NO. NO WAY. 50 00:01:50,767 --> 00:01:53,800 JERRY HATES RAY BARONE." 51 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,067 - HATES? IT SAYS "HATES." 52 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:02,433 - WHERE DO YOU GO TO GET STUFF FRAMED? 53 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:14,500 - [singing] JUNGLE LOVE IS DRIVING ME MAD. 54 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:17,600 IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY, CRAZY. 55 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,933 JUNGLE LOVE IS DRIVING ME MAD. 56 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:24,200 IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY, CRAZY. 57 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,267 JUNGLE LOVE, IT'S DRIVING ME MAD. 58 00:02:27,267 --> 00:02:30,500 IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY, CRAZY. 59 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,833 JUNGLE LOVE, IT'S DRIVING ME MAD. 60 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:38,300 IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY. 61 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,933 - HATES ME? JERRY MUSSO HATES ME? 62 00:02:42,933 --> 00:02:45,067 - YOU KNOW, I'M SURE HE DIDN'T MEAN HATE. 63 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:47,300 - IT'S IN WRITING. 64 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,067 - ANDY, COME ON, JUST... 65 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:50,367 TELL ME THE TRUTH. 66 00:02:50,367 --> 00:02:52,600 DOES JERRY MUSSO HATE ME? 67 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,667 - I DON'T KNOW. 68 00:02:53,667 --> 00:02:55,133 I WASN'T THE ONE WHO TALKED TO HIM. 69 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,433 - WELL, ASK HIM. 70 00:02:56,433 --> 00:02:58,167 - OH, NO. LOOK, I JUST GOT THIS JOB. 71 00:02:58,167 --> 00:03:00,267 WHY WOULD I WANT TO ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH A MAN 72 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:04,067 MY BOSS HATES? 73 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:05,233 - HATES ME. 74 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:06,733 - HATES YOU. 75 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:08,100 - REALLY? HATES? 76 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:12,067 - HATES. YOU. HATES YOU, I'M SORRY. 77 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:14,333 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY. I NEVER EVEN MET HIM. 78 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:16,200 - DID YOU WRITE SOMETHING BAD ABOUT HIM? 79 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,800 - NO, I'VE NEVER WRITTEN ABOUT HIM AT ALL. 80 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,600 - MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE HATES YOU. 81 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:24,300 - COME ON, WHY WOULD HE CARE IF HE WAS IN RAY'S COLUMN? 82 00:03:27,067 --> 00:03:28,400 - WHAT? 83 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,900 - NO. IT'S JUST THAT 84 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:32,067 IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S, YOU KNOW, THE FRONT PAGE. 85 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:34,067 I MEAN, PEOPLE READ YOUR COLUMN FOR, 86 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:36,067 YOU KNOW, FUN. 87 00:03:36,067 --> 00:03:38,200 IT'S JUST A FUNNY LITTLE... 88 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,300 IT'S FUNNY. 89 00:03:43,067 --> 00:03:45,833 - YOU HATE MY WRITING. - NO! 90 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:48,733 NO. I'M SUPPORTING YOU. 91 00:03:48,733 --> 00:03:50,833 YOUR WRITING IS... 92 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:52,067 WOW. 93 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:53,300 - YEAH, OKAY, THANK YOU. 94 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,600 THAT'S ENOUGH SUPPORT. 95 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,600 WHY THE HELL WOULD THIS GUY HATE ME? 96 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,533 - I DON'T KNOW, DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIS WIFE OR SOMETHING? 97 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:05,967 - [giggling] 98 00:04:05,967 --> 00:04:09,967 - WHAT? 99 00:04:09,967 --> 00:04:14,533 - SLEPT WITH HIS WIFE... 100 00:04:14,533 --> 00:04:15,567 - OH, WHAT? 101 00:04:15,567 --> 00:04:17,067 NOW I'M NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH 102 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:18,233 TO SLEEP WITH HIS WIFE? 103 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:19,867 - YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE. 104 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:22,200 - JUST NOT TO ANYONE ELSE. 105 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,300 - DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIS WIFE? 106 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:27,133 - IF I DID, SHE WOULD LIKE IT. 107 00:04:31,067 --> 00:04:33,200 - I KNOW, HONEY. 108 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,267 YOU COULD SLEEP WITH ALL THE WIVES IN THE WORLD 109 00:04:35,267 --> 00:04:36,933 IF YOU WANTED TO. 110 00:04:36,933 --> 00:04:40,067 YOU'RE SUPER HOT. 111 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:42,733 - [laughing] 112 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:48,067 - WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? 113 00:04:48,067 --> 00:04:50,600 - IT KILLS YOU THAT SOMEBODY HATES YOU. 114 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,533 - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HIM UP? 115 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:55,333 - OH, I CAN'T CALL SOMEBODY UP THAT HATES ME. 116 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:57,400 - HEY, MAYBE BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY, 117 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,833 YOUR GREAT-GRANDFATHER 118 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,800 KILLED JERRY MUSSO'S GREAT-GRANDFATHER, 119 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,600 AND THEIR FAMILY SWORE VENGEANCE. 120 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,400 - BUT NOW HE FEELS THE GYPSY CURSE 121 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,200 THAT PRODUCED YOUR NOSE WAS NOT SUFFICIENT. 122 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:21,100 - FRANK, TURN OFF THAT DAMN TELEVISION 123 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,600 AND GET IN HERE. 124 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,233 I'M GONNA THROW THIS LASAGNA IN THE GARBAGE! 125 00:05:25,233 --> 00:05:29,067 OH, HELLO, DEAR. 126 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,767 WE WERE JUST SITTING DOWN TO DINNER. 127 00:05:30,767 --> 00:05:32,233 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 128 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:33,700 - NO, NO, NO, I JUST CAME TO GIVE YOU 129 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,933 YOUR BIG SPOON BACK. 130 00:05:34,933 --> 00:05:36,233 YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY? 131 00:05:36,233 --> 00:05:38,133 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 132 00:05:38,133 --> 00:05:39,367 YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 133 00:05:39,367 --> 00:05:41,333 - NO, I'M FINE, MA. 134 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:43,067 - NO, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 135 00:05:43,067 --> 00:05:44,667 YOU BETTER EAT SOMETHING. 136 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:46,500 - LET'S GO. 137 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,967 I'VE GOT TWO MINUTES TILL THE COMMERCIAL'S OVER. 138 00:05:49,967 --> 00:05:53,867 - FRANK, DOESN'T RAYMOND LOOK ALL WORN OUT AND TIRED? 139 00:05:53,867 --> 00:05:58,067 - WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? HE'S BEEN TALKING TO YOU. 140 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,267 LET'S GO, LASAGNA TIME. 141 00:06:00,267 --> 00:06:03,633 CHOP-CHOP. 142 00:06:03,633 --> 00:06:05,167 - TALK TO ME, RAYMOND. 143 00:06:05,167 --> 00:06:07,367 WHAT'S WRONG? 144 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,800 - NOTHING, IT'S NOTHING. 145 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,067 IT'S JUST... 146 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:12,633 [stammers] 147 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:14,967 HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ANYBODY THAT... 148 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:16,733 I DON'T KNOW... 149 00:06:16,733 --> 00:06:17,967 DIDN'T LIKE ME? 150 00:06:17,967 --> 00:06:19,233 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 151 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:21,067 YOU'RE A SWEET BOY. 152 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:23,067 PEOPLE ADORE YOU. 153 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:25,567 - WELL, NOT JERRY MUSSO. - WHO? 154 00:06:25,567 --> 00:06:27,800 - JERRY MUSSO, THE RADIO GUY? - YEAH. 155 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,767 - HE'S PRETTY GOOD. 156 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:32,067 - HE HATES ME. 157 00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:33,233 - [gasps] WHAT'S HIS NUMBER? 158 00:06:33,233 --> 00:06:34,700 I'M GONNA CALL HIM. 159 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:36,567 - NO! MOM, IT'S OKAY. 160 00:06:36,567 --> 00:06:38,500 - IF I COULD JUST TALK TO HIM FOR A FEW MINUTES, 161 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:41,200 HE WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 162 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,333 - AND HATE HER. 163 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:47,067 - YOU KNOW, THE THING IS, I DON'T HATE HIM. 164 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:48,600 YOU KNOW, I DON'T HATE ANYBODY. 165 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,967 - YES, THAT'S ONE OF YOUR WONDERFUL QUALITIES. 166 00:06:51,967 --> 00:06:54,167 YOU GOT THAT FROM ME. 167 00:06:54,167 --> 00:06:57,200 - CAN I GET AN ICED TEA FROM YOU? 168 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,067 - YOUR FATHER, ON THE OTHER HAND, 169 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:00,900 HATES EVERYBODY. 170 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:02,267 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 171 00:07:02,267 --> 00:07:03,833 THERE'S ONLY SOME PEOPLE I HATE. 172 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:07,233 THE REST I TOLERATE. 173 00:07:07,233 --> 00:07:08,933 - BE QUIET. 174 00:07:08,933 --> 00:07:12,133 - CAREFUL, MARIE, YOU'RE RIGHT ON THE FENCE. 175 00:07:16,267 --> 00:07:17,600 - DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, RAYMOND. 176 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,433 YOU AND I ARE NOT LIKE HIM. 177 00:07:19,433 --> 00:07:20,900 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 178 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,533 YOU HATE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. 179 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:24,600 - I DO NOT HATE PEOPLE, FRANK. 180 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,700 - OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT MY MOTHER? 181 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,267 YOU HATED HER LIKE POISON. 182 00:07:28,267 --> 00:07:30,367 - FIRST OF ALL, I DID NOT HATE HER. 183 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:33,600 I FELT SORRY FOR HER. 184 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,567 - WHAT ABOUT HARRIET LICHTMAN? 185 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:38,500 - I FIND HARRIET LICHTMAN'S 186 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:42,500 FLIRTATIOUS BEHAVIOR TOWARDS YOU DISTASTEFUL. 187 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:45,500 BUT I DO NOT HATE THAT SLUT. 188 00:07:51,633 --> 00:07:52,967 - HEY, EVERYBODY. 189 00:07:52,967 --> 00:07:54,367 I TOOK AMY OUT LAST NIGHT 190 00:07:54,367 --> 00:07:56,333 TO THE GREATEST NEW SEAFOOD RESTAURANT, 191 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,333 AND I'M GONNA TAKE ALL OF YOU THERE NEXT SATURDAY. 192 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,533 HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 193 00:08:00,533 --> 00:08:03,767 - IF I JUST KNEW WHY JERRY HATED ME, YOU KNOW... 194 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:05,467 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT'S KILLING ME. 195 00:08:05,467 --> 00:08:07,100 - I'M GONNA WRITE THAT MAN A LETTER. 196 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,833 - HELLO? 197 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:12,333 NICE ANNOUNCEMENT HERE FROM SOMEBODY ELSE. 198 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:13,833 - THAT'S VERY NICE, ROBBIE. 199 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:16,233 JUST GET ME HIS ADDRESS, AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 200 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:18,100 - OH, MY GOD. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 201 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:20,067 - I KNOW, WHY WOULD A GUY HATE ME? 202 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,700 - WHAT IS WITH YOU? 203 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,433 YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMEBODY COULD HATE YOU? 204 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:26,433 IS IT SO IMPOSSIBLE TO FATHOM 205 00:08:26,433 --> 00:08:29,367 THAT SOMEWHERE IN THIS VAST COSMOS, 206 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:32,300 THERE MIGHT EXIST A SINGLE ENTITY 207 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:34,533 THAT THINKS YOU SUCK? 208 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:44,500 - ROBBIE, WE DO NOT SAY "SUCK." 209 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,900 AND IF WE DID, RAYMOND CERTAINLY WOULDN'T. 210 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,267 - NO. 211 00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:49,867 - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN? 212 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,133 - I'M JUST TIRED OF THIS. 213 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:52,600 I MEAN, YOU HAVE THE TINIEST PROBLEM, 214 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,233 AND WE ALL HAVE TO STOP AND ROCK YOU IN YOUR SNUGGLY 215 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:56,600 TILL YOU'RE ALL BETTER. 216 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,567 I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 40 YEARS. 217 00:08:58,567 --> 00:09:00,200 - YOU COULD'VE USED SOME OF THAT TIME 218 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,433 TO WASH YOUR FEET. 219 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:03,167 - OH, RAYMOND, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 220 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,433 WE'RE EATING. 221 00:09:04,433 --> 00:09:06,767 - PEOPLE HATE YOU, RAYMOND. 222 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,433 THEY HATE YOU. 223 00:09:08,433 --> 00:09:11,833 THEY'RE OUT THERE, MAN. 224 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,100 - MAYBE YOU HATE ME. 225 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,433 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 226 00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:16,300 IF I DID, IT WOULDN'T BOTHER YOU 227 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:18,300 AS MUCH AS SOME GUY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HATING YOU. 228 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,600 - YOU'VE ALWAYS HATED ME. 229 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,133 YOU JUST NEVER HAD THE GUTS TO SAY IT. 230 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:22,500 - OH, NO? 231 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,400 - ARE WE DOING GARLIC BREAD OR WHAT? 232 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,933 - ROBBIE DOESN'T HATE YOU. EAT SOMETHING. 233 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,533 - MAYBE I DO HATE YOU. - ROBBIE! 234 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:30,167 - MAYBE I HATE YOU TOO! - RAYMOND! 235 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:31,633 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 236 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:33,567 I DON'T CARE, YOU LITTLE CRYBABY WUSSBALL. 237 00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:36,233 - OH, WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT AT YOUR NEW SEAFOOD RESTAURANT? 238 00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:38,167 - WHY DON'T YOU? - WHY DON'T YOU? 239 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:40,067 - STOP IT, BOYS! - YOU FATHEAD! 240 00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:41,267 - COME ON. I WON'T HAVE THIS! 241 00:09:41,267 --> 00:09:42,767 - YOU MAKE ME SICK! 242 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:44,067 - AW, YOU'RE AN APE-MAN! 243 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,300 - OH, YEAH? AM I? 244 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,600 WELL, YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? 245 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,433 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO THE GENIUS IS? 246 00:09:48,433 --> 00:09:51,800 JERRY MUSSO, BECAUSE HE WAS THE FIRST TO SAY IT BEFORE ME. 247 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,167 HATE! HATE! 248 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:56,533 - OH, FINE! AND I HATE YOU TOO! 249 00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:58,400 - I HATE YOU! 250 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:12,400 - I GOT TO TELL YA, MARIE, 251 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,700 I'M GETTING A LITTLE EXCITED. 252 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:28,767 - WHAT'S WRONG? 253 00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,733 - IT'S THIS WHOLE JERRY MUSSO THING. 254 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:32,233 I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. 255 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:34,133 - JERRY MUSSO? 256 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,167 YOUR OWN BROTHER TELLS YOU THAT HE HATES YOU. 257 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:37,767 YOU CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT JERRY MUSSO. 258 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,400 - ROBERT'S ALWAYS HATED ME, BUT JERRY MUSSO-- 259 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,667 - MEANS NOTHING TO YOU. HE'S NOBODY. 260 00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:45,567 YOU SHOULD GO MAKE UP WITH YOUR BROTHER. 261 00:10:45,567 --> 00:10:49,467 - I'M NOT MAKING UP WITH HIM. 262 00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:51,467 HE SHOULD GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES, 263 00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:55,800 LOOK ME IN THE EYE, AND APOLOGIZE. 264 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,533 - YOU'RE SO IMMATURE. 265 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,267 YOU COULD MAKE THE FIRST MOVE. 266 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:01,067 - OH, LISTEN TO YOU, 267 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:03,433 THE PERSON WHO WOULDN'T TALK TO MY MOTHER FOR THREE MONTHS. 268 00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:04,900 - THAT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 269 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:07,233 - HOW? - SHUT UP. 270 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,900 [knock on door] 271 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,133 - HEY, GUYS. 272 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:11,567 - HEY, ANDY, THANKS FOR COMING OVER. 273 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,433 - SURE, HOW'S IT GOING? - GOOD, GOOD. LISTEN. 274 00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:14,900 I JUST GOT A COUPLE MORE QUESTIONS 275 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,100 ABOUT THIS JERRY MUSSO THING. 276 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,300 - OH, GOD. 277 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:19,067 YOU SAID YOU HAD SOMETHING FOR ME. 278 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:22,100 - YES, A COUPLE MORE QUESTIONS. 279 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,767 - RAY, PLEASE, YOU'RE KILLING ME. 280 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,600 YOU WERE ON THE PHONE WITH ME ALL NIGHT. 281 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,800 - YOU WERE? 282 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,067 - YOU WERE ASLEEP. 283 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,400 - SO WAS I! 284 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,767 - LOOK, JUST TELL ME. 285 00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:33,067 - LISTEN, RAY, WHO CARES WHAT HE THINKS? 286 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,433 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 287 00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:36,367 I FOUND OUT HE'S A MAJOR LEAGUE SCUZBALL. 288 00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:37,633 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 289 00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:39,267 - THE OTHER DAY, A GUY AT THE STATION 290 00:11:39,267 --> 00:11:41,433 WAS SELLING CANDY FOR HIS KID'S SCHOOL, 291 00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:43,533 AND JERRY SAID, "I CAN'T. I'M ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE." 292 00:11:43,533 --> 00:11:48,233 AND I HAVE THE FEELING THAT HE ISN'T. 293 00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:53,067 - YEAH, RAY, LISTEN, DON'T GIVE THIS GUY ANOTHER THOUGHT. 294 00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:56,800 YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU. 295 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,900 KIDS, COME ON IN HERE. 296 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:01,100 LET'S GIVE DADDY A BIG HUG, HUH? 297 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,333 AND SHOW HIM HOW MUCH WE LOVE HIM. 298 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:03,833 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 299 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:06,533 OKAY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 300 00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:08,333 - YOU'RE THE BEST DAD IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 301 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,167 - OH, I LOVE YOU, TOO, GEOFFREY. 302 00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:12,667 I LOVE ALL OF YOU. 303 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,100 - AWWW. - OKAY. 304 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,500 - RAYGULA. 305 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,367 - ALL RIGHT. 306 00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:18,600 - OKAY. 307 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,267 MY WORK IS DONE HERE. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 308 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:21,967 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 309 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,067 - THEY'RE HAVING A PREMIERE PARTY FOR THE SHOW. 310 00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,233 - DADDY, WANT TO PLAY WITH ME? 311 00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:26,433 - JUST A MINUTE. 312 00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:27,833 THE JERRY MUSSO SHOW? 313 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,067 - YEAH. 314 00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:30,267 - WELL, WELL, HOLD IT. 315 00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:31,467 - RAY? - YEAH? 316 00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:33,067 OKAY, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. IN A MINUTE. 317 00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,700 LISTEN, CAN YOU GET ME IN, ANDY? 318 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:35,967 - I SUPPOSE I COULD, BUT-- 319 00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,600 - RAY, GEOFFREY ASKED YOU IF-- 320 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,633 - GEOFFREY, DADDY'S GONNA BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY? 321 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,467 AND IF I'M NOT BACK BY THE TIME YOU GO TO BED, 322 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:43,633 THEN WE'RE GONNA PLAY FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 323 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:45,733 I PROMISE, OKAY? 324 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,800 AND HERE IS A LITTLE ADVANCE ON YOUR ALLOWANCE. 325 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,500 GET YOURSELF SOME CANDY OR SODAS, ANYTHING YOU WANT. 326 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,633 OKAY? 327 00:12:57,633 --> 00:13:00,667 - YAY! 328 00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:03,133 - I LOVE YOU! LET'S GO. 329 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,600 - THANKS FOR GETTING ME IN. 330 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,900 - YEAH, SURE. 331 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,567 WHILE WE'RE HERE, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU. 332 00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:29,133 I CAN'T BE SEEN WITH YOU. 333 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:31,333 AND IF ANYBODY ASKS, I DON'T KNOW YOU 334 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:34,933 AND I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 335 00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:38,667 - YOU'RE A TRUE FRIEND. 336 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:41,600 HEY, HEY, THAT'S JERRY MUSSO, RIGHT? 337 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,567 - OH, CRAP. GIVE ME A FIVE COUNT. 338 00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:58,933 - HEY, GIVE ME A... 339 00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:01,200 GIVE ME A... 340 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,400 GIVE ME A GINGER ALE, PLEASE. 341 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:10,100 - WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS. 342 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,300 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 343 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,333 - ANDY GOT ME ON THE GUEST LIST 344 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,633 A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. 345 00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:17,867 I WANTED TO GET JERRY MUSSO'S AUTOGRAPH. 346 00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:20,400 I'M A BIG FAN. 347 00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:25,067 - [snorting loudly] 348 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,267 THANK YOU. 349 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,600 - IT'S TEARING YOU APART, ISN'T IT, HUH? 350 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,567 YOU HAVE TO KNOW. 351 00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:42,633 WELL, THERE HE IS. GO AHEAD. 352 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:43,833 NOW'S YOUR CHANCE. 353 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,800 MAYBE YOU'LL FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. 354 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,733 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 355 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,467 - NOW, I'VE CHOSEN TO TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT, 356 00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:04,267 BUT WHAT CAN YOU SAY WHEN SOMEONE SAYS 357 00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:06,600 THAT YOU HAVE A FACE THAT'S MADE FOR RADIO? 358 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:10,067 - [laughs awkwardly] 359 00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,200 - JERRY? 360 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,933 - YES. - RAY BARONE. 361 00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,200 - OH, YES. HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 362 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,567 - GOOD, GOOD. 363 00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:17,233 I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE EVER MET, HAVE WE? 364 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,367 - NO, I DON'T BELIEVE WE HAVE. 365 00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:21,667 - WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY, YOU KNOW, CONGRATULATIONS 366 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,067 ON THE NEW SHOW. 367 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,567 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 368 00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:26,667 OH, THIS IS MY STATION MANAGER, TIM LEBOWSKY. 369 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,667 - HEY. 370 00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,067 UM, A FUNNY THING. 371 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,833 I HAD HEARD-- 372 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:34,133 AND I KNOW HOW THINGS GET BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION 373 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:38,800 AND STUFF GETS MISCONSTRUED, WHATEVER. 374 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,133 I HAD HEARD THAT-- 375 00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:44,933 SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU... 376 00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:46,433 HATED ME. 377 00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:48,500 [laughs] 378 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,733 - WHAT? 379 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:50,933 - "HATE," YEAH. 380 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,433 THAT WAS THE WORD, "HATE," 381 00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:54,767 WHICH SEEMED ODD TO ME BECAUSE WE HAD NEVER MET. 382 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,267 I MEAN, I HAVE MY FAULTS, LIKE ANYBODY ELSE, 383 00:15:57,267 --> 00:15:59,367 BUT I THINK ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME, I-- 384 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,300 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE MY MOTHER SAYS, 385 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:04,100 IT'S--I... 386 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,600 WELL, ANYWAY, I JUST, I DON'T KNOW. 387 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,733 I WAS WONDERING. 388 00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:10,433 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 389 00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:14,267 WHY-- WHY WOULD I HATE YOU? 390 00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:15,933 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 391 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,300 - WELL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. I DON'T HATE YOU. 392 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,267 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 393 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,700 I REALLY-- 394 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,833 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU COULD'VE GOT THAT. 395 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:34,800 IN FACT, YOU SHOULD DO MY SHOW. 396 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,400 WOULD YOU DO MY SHOW? 397 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,067 - YES, YES. THAT WOULD BE GREAT! 398 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:40,500 - OKAY, WHERE'S ANDY? ANDY! 399 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,800 ANDY! 400 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,367 - HEY, WHAT'S UP, JER? 401 00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:45,767 - HEY, ANDY, THIS IS RAY BARONE, NEW YORK NEWSDAY. 402 00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,067 - HOW DO YOU DO? 403 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,433 RAY, IS IT? 404 00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:49,800 - YEAH. 405 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,833 - HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T BOOKED RAY ON THE SHOW? 406 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,267 I MEAN, HE'D BE GREAT. 407 00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:55,067 - YOU KNOW, I KNEW THIS WAS JUST SOME KIND OF 408 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,233 BIG MISUNDERSTANDING. 409 00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:57,533 - OH, SURE, SURE. 410 00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:58,933 WELL, LISTEN, ENJOY YOURSELF, 411 00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,233 AND IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 412 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:01,400 - WELL, YOU TOO, THANKS. 413 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,067 THANKS, JERRY. IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 414 00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,233 - SAME HERE, RAY. - OKAY. 415 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,667 [chuckles sheepishly] 416 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,400 - WHAT? WHAT? 417 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,600 - HUH? 418 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,767 - NOTHING. 419 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,700 IT LOOKED LIKE YOU ROLLED YOUR EYES THERE. 420 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,367 - I DID? 421 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,600 - YEAH. 422 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,600 I MEAN, YOU MEANT WHAT YOU SAID JUST NOW? 423 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,067 - OH, SURE, SURE. 424 00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:19,867 LISTEN, YOU'RE ON THE SHOW. I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 425 00:17:19,867 --> 00:17:21,600 - NO, NO, I KNOW YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HATE ME, 426 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,067 BUT IT KIND OF LOOKED LIKE YOU JUST WENT LIKE THIS... 427 00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,367 AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 428 00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,733 MY WIFE DOES THAT TO ME ALL THE TIME. 429 00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:30,233 YOU KNOW, IT'S... 430 00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:32,233 IT'S, LIKE, "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?" 431 00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:36,100 YOU KNOW, BUT IF THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU DID, THEN THAT'S FINE. 432 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:39,433 - LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 433 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,733 - SO IT'S TRUE. YOU DO HATE ME? 434 00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:44,667 - MAN, YOU OUGHT TO LEARN TO QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD. 435 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,600 - WELL, HEY, NO. I MEAN, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 436 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,700 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY. 437 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,700 - ALL RIGHT, YOU HAVE TO PUSH IT, OKAY. 438 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,533 WELL, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. 439 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,500 I'VE READ YOUR COLUMN. I'VE HEARD YOU SPEAK. 440 00:17:56,500 --> 00:18:01,133 I LOOK AT YOU, AND I GO, "I DON'T GET IT." 441 00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:03,067 I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SMART 442 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,833 TO HAVE A CAREER IN THIS BUSINESS. 443 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,333 NOW, IF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW I HAVE PRETTY HIGH STANDARDS 444 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:12,500 AND A VERY LOW THRESHOLD FOR DUMB. 445 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,533 LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT, I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE, 446 00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,467 BUT YOU WOULDN'T LET IT GO. 447 00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,233 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HAVE A SHRIMP PUFF 448 00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:20,233 AND LEAVE ME ALONE, OKAY? 449 00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:29,833 - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU LITTLE TWERP. 450 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,733 - WHO ARE YOU? 451 00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:33,533 - WHO AM I? 452 00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:36,233 I'M SOMEONE WHO CAN CRUSH YOU INTO A FINE POWDER, 453 00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:38,533 THAT'S WHO I AM. 454 00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:45,300 NOW, RAY BARONE HAS MORE TALENT 455 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,267 IN THE WEIRD PIMPLE ON HIS NECK 456 00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:50,433 THAT WON'T GO AWAY 457 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,133 THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR ENTIRE BODY, 458 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,300 YOU OILY, TWO-FACED HACK. 459 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,867 YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD BE RAY BARONE, 460 00:18:57,867 --> 00:19:00,067 BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER COME CLOSE TO HIM 461 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,900 AS A WRITER, AS A FATHER, 462 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,133 AS A FRIEND, 463 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,300 OR AS A PERSON. 464 00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:18,333 COME ON, RAYMOND. 465 00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:24,733 - HEY, WHO LET THOSE GUYS IN HERE? 466 00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:26,167 - I DON'T KNOW, 467 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:28,200 BUT I'M SURE AS HELL GONNA FIND OUT. 468 00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:33,267 - HEY, YOU KNOW, THANKS. 469 00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,733 - YEAH, YEAH. 470 00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:37,167 - GUY CALLED ME DUMB. 471 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,367 - YOU'RE NOT DUMB, RAYMOND. 472 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:42,067 - I MEAN, EVEN IF I AM, IS THAT ANY REASON TO HATE ME? 473 00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,267 - OF COURSE NOT. 474 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,767 THERE'S SO MANY BETTER REASONS. 475 00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:49,867 - HEY, BY THE WAY, THAT'S NOT A PIMPLE, ALL RIGHT? 476 00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:51,767 THAT'S AN INGROWN HAIR. 477 00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:53,833 - WELL, IT'S WEIRD, AND IT WON'T GO AWAY. 478 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:56,100 - I KNOW. 479 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,833 - DEB. 480 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,133 DEB. 481 00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,300 - HMM? 482 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:11,467 - DO YOU THINK I'M DUMB? 483 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:18,833 - YOU'VE ASKED ME THIS BEFORE. 484 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:22,567 - I GUESS I FORGOT WHAT YOU SAID 'CAUSE I'M DUMB. 485 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:29,600 - NO, RAY, YOU'RE NOT DUMB. 486 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,400 - REALLY? 487 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,500 - YOU'RE NEUROTIC, BUT YOU'RE NOT DUMB. 488 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,100 I WOULDN'T BE MARRIED TO A DUMB GUY. 489 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,667 - YOU CALL ME "IDIOT." 490 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,233 - COME ON. 491 00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:45,133 THAT'S JUST MY LITTLE, UM... 492 00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:48,133 NICKNAME FOR YOU. 493 00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:50,600 YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT. 494 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,433 - SO WHAT IS IT? 495 00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:54,633 IT'S LIKE THAT-- LIKE AN OPPOSITE NICKNAME, 496 00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:56,800 YOU KNOW, LIKE SOMEONE WHO NEVER SMILES, 497 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,800 YOU CALL 'EM "SMILEY"? 498 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,367 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 499 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:13,200 NIGHT. 500 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:17,067 - GOOD NIGHT, SKINNY. 501 00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:21,467 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT AN OPPOSITE NICKNAME. 502 00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:24,700 MY NICKNAMES MEAN EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAY. 503 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,233 IF YOU WANT AN OPPOSITE NICKNAME, 504 00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:30,900 THEN, HI, CHUBBY. 505 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:33,500 I DON'T KNOW, I... 506 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,800 [sighs] 507 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,067 I AM AN IDIOT.