1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,500 - HEY. - HEY. 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,467 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I GOT TO ASK YOU GUYS SOMETHING. 3 00:00:05,467 --> 00:00:07,633 I'M IN CHARGE OF THE WEDDING INVITATIONS, ALL RIGHT? 4 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,333 SO I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT'S GONNA SAY 5 00:00:09,333 --> 00:00:10,767 AND HOW IT'S GONNA LOOK. 6 00:00:10,767 --> 00:00:13,967 SO THESE HERE ARE THE ENVELOPE AND PAPER CHOICES, 7 00:00:13,967 --> 00:00:15,800 THESE ARE SOME FONT SAMPLES, 8 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,133 AND TISSUE PAPER INSERTS. 9 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:24,367 - COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 10 00:00:24,367 --> 00:00:25,633 - I GOT TO GET A DRAFT 11 00:00:25,633 --> 00:00:27,267 TO THE WEDDING COORDINATOR LADY TODAY 12 00:00:27,267 --> 00:00:29,367 BECAUSE THESE HAVE TO BE IN THE MAIL THIS WEEK. 13 00:00:29,367 --> 00:00:30,933 - WHY ARE YOU DOING ALL THIS? 14 00:00:30,933 --> 00:00:32,533 - IT'S IMPORTANT I PLAY A PART 15 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,733 IN THE WEDDING PLANNING EXPERIENCE. 16 00:00:38,967 --> 00:00:40,467 - YEAH, JUST TELL ME, 17 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:43,000 CAN AMY DRINK A GLASS OF WATER WHILE YOU SAY THAT? 18 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,800 - WHY SHOULDN'T I HELP? 19 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,367 I MEAN, IT IS OURWEDDING. 20 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:51,967 - OH, GOD, YOU'RE STUPID! 21 00:00:51,967 --> 00:00:54,600 [laughing] 22 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,000 - IT'S NOT YOURWEDDING, HAMMERHEAD. 23 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,833 THE WEDDING IS FOR THE WOMAN. 24 00:00:58,833 --> 00:01:00,267 - YES. 25 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:01,767 AMY'S BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS DAY 26 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:03,367 SINCE SHE WAS 12. 27 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,733 HAVE YOU BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS SINCE YOU WERE 12, HUH? 28 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,400 HAVE YOU? 29 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,600 - NO. 30 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,833 - THAT'S RIGHT-- WHAT'D YOU CALL HIM? 31 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:12,033 - HAMMERHEAD. 32 00:01:12,033 --> 00:01:14,333 - HAMMERHEAD! 33 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:17,500 AMY DREAMS ABOUT WEDDINGS. 34 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,433 YOU DREAM ABOUT BEING LATE FOR WORK 35 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:21,467 'CAUSE MOM'S STILL POWDERING YOUR BOTTOM. 36 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:36,200 - THAT WAS ONE TIME! 37 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,633 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 38 00:01:37,633 --> 00:01:39,800 I NEED TO DO THE WEDDING INVITATIONS. 39 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,000 AMY WANTS ME TO DO IT, SO I'M DOING IT. 40 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,400 COME ON, HELP ME? 41 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,167 - ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 42 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:51,167 YOU WRITE A VERSION OF THE INVITATION, 43 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:54,600 BUT YOU DO A HORRIBLE JOB, OKAY? 44 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,233 SHE'LL SEE IT, DO IT HERSELF, 45 00:01:57,233 --> 00:01:59,233 AND NEVER ASK YOU TO DO ANYTHING ELSE 46 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:02,133 WITH THIS WEDDING. 47 00:02:02,133 --> 00:02:04,433 YOU'RE WELCOME. 48 00:02:04,433 --> 00:02:05,833 - THAT'S TERRIBLE, RAYMOND. 49 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:07,500 I'M NOT GONNA INTENTIONALLY SCREW IT UP 50 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,900 JUST TO GET OUT OF THE WORK. 51 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:13,433 - HEY, DUMMY, LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID BROTHER. 52 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:14,700 - LOOK, LOOK, WHEN WE GOT ENGAGED, 53 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,767 DEBRA PUT ME IN CHARGE OF THE MUSIC. 54 00:02:16,767 --> 00:02:19,200 OKAY, SO I FOUND A DJ. 55 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,533 SHE WANTED A BAND, SO I FOUND A BAND. 56 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:24,400 SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE BAND, SO I FOUND ANOTHER BAND. 57 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,500 "NOPE!" 58 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:28,467 THE TRUTH IS, SHE WANTEDTO DO IT, 59 00:02:28,467 --> 00:02:30,600 BUT SHE JUST GOT IT IN HER HEAD 60 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:35,233 THAT I SHOULD BE PART OF THIS WHOLE WEDDING EXPERIENCE, 61 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:36,833 SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 62 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:40,200 I SENT OVER THIS GUY WHO SANG AND PLAYED THE ACCORDION. 63 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,500 HE HAD A KEYBOARD 64 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:44,433 WITH VIOLINS AND TRUMPETS AND DRUM NOISES. 65 00:02:44,433 --> 00:02:49,100 HIS NAME WAS "ZIPPERS, THE ONE-MAN WEDDING BAND." 66 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:51,600 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHE TELLS ME NEVER MIND, 67 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,000 SHE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE MUSIC. 68 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,167 I SAT DOWN, TURNED ON THE TV, AND NEVER LOOKED BACK. 69 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:02,700 - THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY. 70 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:06,067 - WHEN AMY ASKED WHEN AND WHERE I WANTED TO GET MARRIED, 71 00:03:06,067 --> 00:03:07,733 I SAID I WOULDN'T MIND A WINTER WEDDING 72 00:03:07,733 --> 00:03:10,367 BECAUSE OF ALL MY, YOU KNOW, SWEATING... 73 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,300 AND MAYBE NOT A FANCY-SCHMANCY RECEPTION 74 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,733 BECAUSE OF MY DISCOMFORT AROUND BUSBOYS. 75 00:03:24,133 --> 00:03:25,367 - AND WHAT HAPPENED? 76 00:03:25,367 --> 00:03:27,533 - SPRING WEDDING. FANCY-SCHMANCY. 77 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:31,467 EIGHT BUSBOYS. 78 00:03:31,467 --> 00:03:35,500 - I'M TELLING YOU, MAN, SHE WANTSTO DO THIS. 79 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:38,867 SCREW UP THE INVITATION, SHOW IT TO HER, 80 00:03:38,867 --> 00:03:42,267 AND LETHER DO ALL THE WORK. 81 00:03:42,267 --> 00:03:43,600 DON'T YOU LOVE HER? 82 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,000 - OKAY, I'LL DO IT. 83 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,400 - GOOD, GOOD. 84 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,367 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HELP HIM WITH IT, DAD. 85 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:57,567 COME ON. ALL RIGHT. 86 00:03:57,567 --> 00:04:00,833 ALL RIGHT, THE FIRST LINE OF THIS THING SHOULD BE-- 87 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:02,667 - "ATTENTION, IDIOTS!" 88 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:06,733 - NO. 89 00:04:06,733 --> 00:04:07,933 NO! 90 00:04:07,933 --> 00:04:09,233 I MEAN, IT CAN'T BE SO BAD 91 00:04:09,233 --> 00:04:11,733 THAT SHE FIGURES OUT IT'S ON PURPOSE. 92 00:04:11,733 --> 00:04:14,000 - OH, RIGHT. 93 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,367 YOU'RE LIKE A GENIUS. 94 00:04:17,367 --> 00:04:19,767 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT'S THE FIRST LINE 95 00:04:19,767 --> 00:04:21,333 OF AN INVITATION SUPPOSED TO BE? 96 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:23,200 - WELL, I GUESS IT SHOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE, 97 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,133 "MR. AND MRS. HENRY AND PATRICIA MACDOUGALL 98 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:28,133 REQUEST THE HONOR OF YOUR PRESENCE"-- 99 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:29,467 - OKAY, OKAY, WAIT, WAIT. 100 00:04:29,467 --> 00:04:33,167 SO INSTEAD OF HENRY AND PATRICIA MACDOUGALL, 101 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:34,500 WE MAKE IT "HANK AND PAT." 102 00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:42,200 - OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. 103 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,000 "HANK AND PAT." 104 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,433 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 105 00:04:46,433 --> 00:04:48,767 MAYBE WE DON'T NEED THE "AND," YOU KNOW? 106 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:52,700 MAYBE THE "AND" IS TOO FANCY. 107 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:56,400 JUST MAKE IT AN "'N'" WITH APOSTROPHES. 108 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 "HANK 'N' PAT," YOU KNOW? 109 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,967 LIKE SHAKE 'N' BAKE. 110 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:06,167 PORK 'N' BEANS. 111 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,167 - YEAH, YEAH. 112 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:09,567 - HUH? CAN WE DO THAT? 113 00:05:09,567 --> 00:05:10,700 - WE JUST DID. 114 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:18,567 - HEY, DEB. - HI, ROBERT. 115 00:05:18,567 --> 00:05:20,767 - RAY HERE? - SHOULD BE HOME SOON. 116 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,733 - GOOD, WE'RE GONNA WATCH THE KNICKS. 117 00:05:22,733 --> 00:05:25,033 - OH, GOSH, THAT SOUNDS SO GREAT. 118 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:38,100 - HEY, AMY. 119 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:41,800 - WHAT DID YOU DO? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 120 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,100 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 121 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,333 THE INVITATIONS! 122 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:45,833 MY AUNT LYNN GOT THIS IN THE MAIL. 123 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:47,167 WHAT DID YOU DO? 124 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,467 - OH, MY GOD, THIS WAS IN THE MAIL? 125 00:05:57,467 --> 00:05:59,233 - WHAT DID YOU DO, ROBERT? 126 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,433 - NOTHING, NOTHING. 127 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:01,733 THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO OUT. 128 00:06:01,733 --> 00:06:04,867 - WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 129 00:06:04,867 --> 00:06:06,067 [gasps] 130 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:08,133 OH, MY GOD! 131 00:06:08,133 --> 00:06:09,367 - I KNOW! 132 00:06:09,367 --> 00:06:10,833 I COULDN'T EVEN FINISH READING IT 133 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:12,133 BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS SCREAMING, 134 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:14,233 AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS ME! 135 00:06:17,233 --> 00:06:18,467 - THE WEDDING PLANNER LADY 136 00:06:18,467 --> 00:06:20,000 WAS SUPPOSED TO PRINT IT OUT FOR YOU, 137 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,567 AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOK IT OVER! 138 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:24,100 - SHE SAID YOU SAID SENT IT OUT. - NO, I SAID PRINT IT OUT! 139 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,500 - BUT SHE SENT IT OUT. 140 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:28,267 - OH, MY GOD! 141 00:06:28,267 --> 00:06:32,067 - AMY, OH, MY GOD! 142 00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:35,033 - I KNOW! OH, MY GOD! 143 00:06:35,033 --> 00:06:36,600 - WHAT HAPPENED TO IT? 144 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,533 - ROBERT! ROBERT HAPPENED TO IT! 145 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:41,200 - THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO OUT! 146 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,800 - LOOK AT THIS! 147 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,633 HANK 'N' PAT? 148 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:45,833 'N'PAT? 149 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,533 'N'PAT! 150 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:49,667 THEY'RE NOT HILLBILLIES, ROBERT! 151 00:06:51,967 --> 00:06:53,700 "HANK 'N'PAT MACDOUGALL 152 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:55,567 REQUEST THE HONOR OF YOUR PRESENTS"-- 153 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:59,733 - ROBERT, YOU SPELLED "PRESENTS" LIKE GIFTS! 154 00:06:59,733 --> 00:07:01,467 - IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO OUT! 155 00:07:06,967 --> 00:07:08,967 - YOU EVEN PUT THE WRONG DATE! 156 00:07:08,967 --> 00:07:10,733 IT'S THE 9TH, NOT THE 6TH. 157 00:07:10,733 --> 00:07:13,267 PEOPLE ARE GONNA SHOW UP THREE DAYS EARLY! 158 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:16,200 - AND, ROBERT, WHAT IS THIS? "ATTIRE OPTIONAL"? 159 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,633 - IT'S BLACK TIE OPTIONAL! 160 00:07:22,633 --> 00:07:26,133 "ATTIRE OPTIONAL" MEANS MAYBE NAKED! 161 00:07:27,467 --> 00:07:29,967 THERE'S GOING TO BE NUDEPEOPLE! 162 00:07:29,967 --> 00:07:31,833 AT THE CHURCH! 163 00:07:31,833 --> 00:07:33,300 ON A WEDNESDAY! 164 00:07:37,033 --> 00:07:38,567 - WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO OUT. 165 00:07:44,733 --> 00:07:46,267 - OH, MY GOD... 166 00:07:46,267 --> 00:07:48,300 YOU DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED. 167 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,767 - WHAT? NO! I DO! 168 00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:51,400 OF COURSE I DO. 169 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,267 - THEN WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ALL THESE MISTAKES? 170 00:07:53,267 --> 00:07:54,467 THEY'RE SO OBVIOUS. 171 00:07:54,467 --> 00:07:57,033 YOU'RE SABOTAGING THE WEDDING. 172 00:07:57,033 --> 00:07:58,833 YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME. 173 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:00,167 - NO, NO! 174 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:03,200 OF COURSE I WANT TO MARRY YOU, AMY. 175 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,467 OH, ALL RIGHT. DON'T CRY. 176 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:05,867 DON'T CRY. COME ON. 177 00:08:05,867 --> 00:08:08,667 HERE, LOOK. 178 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:09,867 SEE? COME ON. 179 00:08:09,867 --> 00:08:11,967 NO. ALL RIGHT. 180 00:08:11,967 --> 00:08:14,233 LISTEN. LISTEN. 181 00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:17,100 THAT ISN'T WHY I MADE THOSE MISTAKES. 182 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,467 - THEN WHY DID YOU? 183 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:21,700 - BECAUSE-- 184 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,333 - ROBERT... 185 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:26,700 - OKAY. 186 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:29,600 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 187 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,833 WE JUST THOUGHT-- 188 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:32,200 - "WE"? WHO'S "WE"? 189 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,533 - YEAH. - YEAH. 190 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,900 - ME AND... 191 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:43,200 SOME OF THE OTHER GUYS THAT WERE AROUND THAT DAY. 192 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,733 both: OHH. 193 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:51,733 - SEE, WE JUST THOUGHT THAT BY ME DOING THE INVITATION, 194 00:08:51,733 --> 00:08:54,233 IT WAS TAKING SOMETHING PRECIOUS AWAYFROM YOU, 195 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,333 SO BY ME DOING A BAD JOB AT IT, 196 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:59,133 IT WAS MEANT AS A GIFTTO YOU, 197 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:02,067 AND THE LADY WHO SENT IT OUT 198 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:03,700 WILL SUFFER! 199 00:09:08,967 --> 00:09:11,833 - SO YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE. 200 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:14,967 YOU FAKED INCOMPETENCE JUST TO GET OUT OF IT? 201 00:09:14,967 --> 00:09:17,700 - NO, I DID IT FOR YOU AS A GIFT 202 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:20,367 BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS 203 00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:22,300 SINCE YOU WERE 12 YEARS OLD, 204 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:26,100 AND I THINK RAYMOND COULD EXPLAIN IT BETTER. 205 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,700 - I LOOK FORWARD TO THAT. 206 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,333 - OH, MY GOD, I'VE GOT TO 207 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:31,800 GET THE NEW INVITATIONS OUT RIGHT AWAY! 208 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,267 - LET ME HELP YOU, HONEY. LET'S GO. 209 00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:34,700 - AMY, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THIS. 210 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,167 LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO. 211 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:38,367 - THANKS. 212 00:09:38,367 --> 00:09:39,733 JUST KILL RAY FOR ME. 213 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:42,633 - OH, HONEY, I WILL. 214 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,733 - HEY, WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I JUST HANG-- 215 00:09:53,733 --> 00:09:55,067 OKAY. 216 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,500 - HEY, JELLY CHEEKS! 217 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,533 GOT THE MAIL. 218 00:10:10,967 --> 00:10:12,267 OH, LOOK AT THIS. 219 00:10:12,267 --> 00:10:13,900 ROBERT AND AMY'S WEDDING INVITATION. 220 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:15,233 ALREADY? 221 00:10:15,233 --> 00:10:17,167 THAT AMY, SHE'S ON TOP OF THINGS. 222 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:18,733 - YEAH, HEY, OPEN IT UP. 223 00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:20,067 - ALL RIGHTY. 224 00:10:23,267 --> 00:10:24,667 SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 225 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,000 - JUST DANDY. 226 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,800 HOW'S IT LOOK? 227 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,000 - GOOD. 228 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,900 IT'S GOOD. 229 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,133 - CAN I SEE IT? 230 00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:55,467 - I'M NOT DONE YET. 231 00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:03,200 AW, SHOOT! AH, GOD! 232 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:06,633 SHOOTY-SHOOT-SHOOT! 233 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,800 IT'S ALL RUINED NOW. I'LL THROW IT OUT. 234 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,100 - I'D LIKE TO SEE IT, RAY. 235 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,900 - ALL RIGHT, LET ME-- 236 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,833 I'LL DRY IT OFF FOR YOU. 237 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,500 LET ME DRY IT OFF. 238 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,000 AH! AH! 239 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,400 STAY BACK! 240 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,467 OH, GOD! 241 00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:31,600 [garbage disposal rumbles] 242 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,100 WELL, WE DON'T NEED AN INVITATION. 243 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:45,167 WE KNOW WHEN THE WEDDING IS, RIGHT? 244 00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:46,367 ANYWAY, WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 245 00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:48,533 SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD. 246 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:49,667 DAMN, WOMAN! 247 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,767 - I SAW THE INVITATION, RAY. 248 00:11:57,767 --> 00:12:00,267 - NO, IT'S BURNED, AND IT'S DOWN THE DRAIN. 249 00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:04,000 - I KNOWWHAT YOU DID. 250 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,200 - WHAT? 251 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,633 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 252 00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:09,367 - ROBERT TOLD US ABOUT THE HELPYOU GAVE HIM. 253 00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:10,733 FAKING INCOMPETENCE 254 00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:12,200 SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING 255 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,967 FOR HIS OWN WEDDING? 256 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,700 AMY'S A MESS! 257 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:16,900 - OKAY, LOOK, ROBERT-- 258 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,100 HE DIDN'T EXPLAIN IT RIGHT. 259 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,400 STUPID, STUPID, ROBERT! 260 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,533 IT'S TO MAKE AMY'S LIFE EASIER! 261 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,633 - IT'S TO MAKE HISLIFE EASIER! 262 00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:25,733 YOU TOLD HIM TO SCREW UP THEIR WEDDING! 263 00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:27,367 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 264 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:29,300 IT'S THEIR WEDDING! 265 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,033 WOULD YOU HAVE DONE THAT WITH OUR WEDDING? 266 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,533 WOULD YOU HAVE PURPOSELY DONE SOME-- 267 00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:44,500 THE ONE-MAN WEDDING BAND! 268 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,300 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU! 269 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,133 YOU JUST SCAMMED ME SO YOU COULD DO NOTHING! 270 00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:52,367 - THERE WAS NO SCAM! 271 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:54,667 NO, HE SOUNDED GREAT IN THE SUBWAY. 272 00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:55,867 NO, I-- 273 00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:57,067 HEY, IT TURNED OUT GREAT. 274 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,467 YOU GOT A KICK-ASS BAND. 275 00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:00,700 DAMN, WOMAN. 276 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:03,567 OW! 277 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:05,167 COME ON, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 278 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,633 ALL RIGHT, I SHOULD'VE NEVER DONE THAT. 279 00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,867 I SHOULD'VE NEVER TOLD ROBERT THAT STUFF. 280 00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:11,667 I'LL APOLOGIZE. I'LL CALL AMY AND APOLOGIZE. 281 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,267 AND I SHOULD'VE NEVER HIRED ZIPPERS. 282 00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:16,200 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 283 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,833 YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WAS... 284 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:22,200 IN LOVE! 285 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,600 AND WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE, 286 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,233 EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC. 287 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,767 - RAY-- - LIKE THAT. 288 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,433 THAT'S LIKE THE ANGELS ARE SINGING. 289 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,500 - FOLD THIS! - WHAT? 290 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,433 - FOLD THIS SHIRT! - WHY? 291 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:39,500 - WHEN WE FIRST GOT MARRIED AND YOU USED TO FOLD STUFF, 292 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,800 I WOULD THINK, "HOW COULD HE BE SO BAD AT THIS? 293 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,000 LOOK AT ALL THE WRINKLES." 294 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,200 AND NOW I KNOW. 295 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,833 YOU FAKED IT! - WHAT? 296 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:48,233 - ADMIT IT, YOU FAKED IT SO I WOULD DO IT FOR YOU! 297 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:49,767 - NO, NO, THERE WAS NO FAKE! 298 00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:52,533 - THEN EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU CAN'T FOLD A SHIRT! 299 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:55,267 EXPLAIN TO ME HOW AN ADULT HUMAN WITH THUMBS 300 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,133 IS NOT ABLE TO DO THAT! 301 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:01,067 - I DON'T KNOW. IT'S EMBARRASSING. 302 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,033 - UH-HUH, YEAH? 303 00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:04,800 WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU FAKED? 304 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,067 - NOTHING! COME ON! 305 00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,267 - THE BED! 306 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:08,567 - NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 307 00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:11,400 THAT'S ONE PLACE I ALWAYS GIVE 110%! 308 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,967 - I MEAN MAKINGTHE BED! 309 00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:18,533 IN TEN YEARS, YOU HAVEN'T MADE THE BED BECAUSE 310 00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:20,933 "I'M NO GOOD AT TUCKING." 311 00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:22,800 ADMIT IT, YOU FAKED IT, YOU FAKER! 312 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,000 - NO! 313 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,300 - WHAT ELSE, RAY? HUH, WHAT ELSE? 314 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,667 YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING IN THE KITCHEN! 315 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,633 YOU DON'T BUY GROCERIES, YOU-- 316 00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:31,033 DIAPERS! 317 00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,800 THREE KIDS, AND YOU ONLY CHANGED, LIKE, 318 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,233 TEN DIAPERS IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 319 00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:37,333 "I CAN'T DO IT. THE DIAPERS KEEP FALLING OFF." 320 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,400 - IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE KIDS HAVE NO HIPS. 321 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,133 - FOLD THIS. - I CAN'T-- 322 00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,600 - FOLD IT, YOU FAKE HUSBAND! 323 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,800 FOLD IT! 324 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,000 - STOP! NO! NO! 325 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,333 STOP IT! 326 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:56,000 - I HAVE HAD IT, RAY. 327 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,067 THE JIG IS UP. 328 00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:59,467 - WHAT JIG? 329 00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:01,900 COME ON, ME NOT BEING ABLE TO DO THAT STUFF, 330 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,133 THAT'S NOT FAKE. 331 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,900 THERE'S NO JIG! 332 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,533 I DON'T HAVE A JIG! 333 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:13,700 ROBERT! 334 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,100 YOU TRY TO HELP A GUY... 335 00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:34,667 - GO ON, TELL DEBRA WHAT AMY WANTS. 336 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,700 - MA, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME AROUND. 337 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,633 I CAN HANDLE THIS MYSELF. 338 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,967 - WE'LL DECIDE WHAT YOU CAN HANDLE. 339 00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:43,433 NOW TALK. 340 00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:46,000 - AMY WANTS YOU TO LOOK AT THESE BRIDESMAIDS DRESSES 341 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,867 AND TELL HER WHICH ONE YOU LIKE BEST. 342 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:49,067 - FINE. 343 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:50,400 YOU CAN HANG THEM BACK THERE. 344 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,300 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, RAYMOND? 345 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,733 - BELIEVE IT OR NOT, MARIE, 346 00:15:57,733 --> 00:15:59,500 HE'S ACTUALLY DOING SOME WORK AROUND HERE. 347 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,633 - IS THIS HIS PUNISHMENT FOR RUINING AMY'S INVITATIONS 348 00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:05,033 AND TRYING TO GET OUT OF WORK HIS WHOLE LIFE? 349 00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:06,767 BECAUSE IT'S NOT ENOUGH! 350 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:08,467 - OW! 351 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,100 WHY DON'T YOU TWIST HISEAR? 352 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:13,200 - BELIEVE ME, I'M ALREADY IN ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH AMY. 353 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,467 ONE MORE MISTAKE, AND SHE'S GONNA 354 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:19,867 TAKE MY ARM OFF LIKE A PUMA. 355 00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:21,467 - ALL RIGHT, MARIE! 356 00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:22,800 I GET IT! 357 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,833 YOU'RE TICKED OFF AT ME BECAUSE OF ALL THIS AMY CRAP 358 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:27,933 EVEN THOUGH I TRIED TO TALK THESE TWO OUT OF IT. 359 00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,933 - WHAT? GET OUT OF HERE! 360 00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:31,133 - WHAT? 361 00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,467 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 362 00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:36,700 - NOW, STOP IGNORING ME AND MAKE ME SOME LUNCH! 363 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,067 I'M FEELING... 364 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,400 POT ROASTY. 365 00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:44,967 - MAKE IT YOURSELF. 366 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:47,167 - MYSELF? 367 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:49,933 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 368 00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:51,467 - I'M ON TO YOU. 369 00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:53,700 YOU PRETEND TO BE A STUPID ASS 370 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,300 SO I CAN WAIT ON YOU HAND AND FOOT. 371 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,767 IT'S OVER. 372 00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:08,900 - DAD, YOU JUST GONNA TAKE THAT? 373 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,100 - 45 YEARS. 374 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,433 I HAD A GOOD RUN. 375 00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,467 - YOU BOYS OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. 376 00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:22,100 IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT FRANK AND RAYMOND 377 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,000 HAVE TREATED US SO POORLY OVER THE YEARS, 378 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,500 BUT I WILL NOT STAND STILL 379 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,733 AND ALLOW ANOTHER ONE OF MY SONS TO BE SEDUCED 380 00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:30,900 BY THE LIFESTYLE OF THE BUM. 381 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,100 - COULD I SAY SOMETHING? 382 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,933 - NO! 383 00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:35,300 - MARIE'S RIGHT. 384 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,067 YOU GUYS JUST WANT US TO SHUT UP AND SERVE YOU 385 00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,800 SO YOU CAN WATCH TV ALL DAY LONG. 386 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,133 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, RAY? 387 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,833 - I THINK YOU'RE GENERALIZING. 388 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,500 - YOU DON'T COME HOME AND JUST TURN ON THE TV? 389 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,200 - IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING WITH HIM. 390 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,300 HE COMES HOME FROM THE LODGE, THE TV GOES ON, 391 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,800 AND I CAN'T GET TWO WORDS OUT OF HIM. 392 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,767 - I'LL GIVE YOU TWO WORDS. 393 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,133 - TV, VCR-- 394 00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:58,700 IT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT. 395 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,800 I SWEAR, RAY, THE ONLY TIME YOU CALL ME DURING THE DAY 396 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,433 IS WHEN YOU WANT ME TO TAPE STUFF FOR YOU 397 00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:03,833 BECAUSE YOU'RE RUNNING LATE. 398 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,133 - NOT "STUFF." 399 00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:08,200 GAMES THAT I HAVE TO WATCH FOR WORK, OKAY? 400 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,567 SO I CAN BUY FOOD AND ELECTRICITY 401 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,433 FOR THE CHILDREN! 402 00:18:12,433 --> 00:18:14,467 BY THE WAY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I ASK YOU TO TAPE ANYTHING 403 00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:15,900 'CAUSE YOU NEVER DO IT RIGHT. 404 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,433 - YEAH! 405 00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:19,500 - SHE TALKS, BUT SHE CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE DAMN VCR! 406 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,300 HOW HARD IS IT TO TAPE SOMETHING? 407 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,633 I MEAN, IF I CAN DO IT-- 408 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,067 FAKER! 409 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,500 - WHAT? 410 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,300 - YOU COULD USE THE VCR, BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO, 411 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,433 SO YOU PRETEND NOT TO BE ABLE TO. 412 00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:39,700 FAKER! 413 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,900 - THAT IS IDIOTIC. 414 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:43,667 - NO, IT'S RIGHT-IOTIC! 415 00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:50,600 WELL, THE SHOE'S ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW! 416 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:55,567 UNCOMFORTABLE AND SMELLY, IS IT NOT? 417 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,033 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 418 00:18:57,033 --> 00:19:01,233 I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU COULDSHOVEL THE DRIVEWAY! 419 00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:02,633 [knocking on door] 420 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:03,633 - HI. 421 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,733 all: HEY, AMY. - HI, ROBERT. 422 00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:07,633 - HI, I WAS JUST DOING ALL THE DRESSES 423 00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:11,500 LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT. 424 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,800 - LISTEN, 425 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,667 I DON'T WANT TO BE MAD ANYMORE. 426 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:15,867 I DON'T. 427 00:19:15,867 --> 00:19:17,100 - REALLY? 428 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,433 - I WAS UPSET ABOUT THOSE INVITATIONS, 429 00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,233 BUT THEY'RE JUST PIECES OF PAPER. 430 00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:24,333 THEY'RE NOT WHAT REALLY MATTERS. 431 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:31,400 - I BET WE LAUGH ABOUT THIS ONE DAY WITH OUR KIDS. 432 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,300 - WELL, MAYBE THE GRANDKIDS. 433 00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:38,267 - ISN'T SHE AMAZING? 434 00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:41,400 WE COULD ALL LEARN A BIG LESSON FROM HER. 435 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,733 THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. 436 00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,467 - [scoffs] 437 00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:52,967 - WHAT? 438 00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:54,233 - I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, 439 00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:55,800 BUT SHE'S JUST FAKING FORGIVENESS 440 00:19:55,800 --> 00:20:00,133 SO SHE CAN HOLD IT OVER YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 441 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,467 FAKE! 442 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,667 - I'M NOT FAKING. 443 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:05,867 - THE TRUTH IS, DEAR, 444 00:20:05,867 --> 00:20:07,267 YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE MAD AT HIM. 445 00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:09,333 IN FACT, KEEPING THAT ANGER BOTTLED UP 446 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,200 COULD BE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. 447 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,367 - THAT'S WHY THIS ONE'LL LIVE TO BE 100. 448 00:20:14,933 --> 00:20:17,300 - AMY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LET HIM OFF THE HOOK SO EASILY. 449 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,667 WHAT HE DID WAS HURTFUL, 450 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,067 JUST LIKE RAY AND HIS ONE-MAN ZIPPER BAND. 451 00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:23,233 - HE DIDN'T PLAY THE ZIPPER. 452 00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:24,767 THAT WAS HIS NAME. 453 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,733 - IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS? 454 00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:32,700 IS THIS WHAT MARRIAGE HAS BECOME FOR YOU GUYS? 455 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,367 ROBERT AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED, 456 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,533 AND I WANT US TO BE HONEST AND TRUSTING, 457 00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:40,000 AND I HOPE THOSE FEELINGS WILL ONLY GET STRONGER 458 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,067 THE LONGER WE'RE TOGETHER. 459 00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:43,667 I'M SORRY, I JUST-- 460 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:44,700 I WANT TO GET MARRIED 461 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,300 BECAUSE I KNOW HOW GREAT IT CAN BE. 462 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:49,333 MAYBE IT ISN'T EASY, 463 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,433 BUT I THINK IT'S WORTH GOING FOR. 464 00:20:54,767 --> 00:20:57,167 - I THINK SO TOO. 465 00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:58,500 COME ON, AMY. 466 00:21:01,867 --> 00:21:04,200 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 467 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,567 - WOW. 468 00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:14,033 - YEAH. 469 00:21:14,033 --> 00:21:16,100 - REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE THAT STUPID?