1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:04,367 - [coughing] 2 00:00:04,367 --> 00:00:06,767 RAY, COULD YOU GET ME THE TISSUES? 3 00:00:06,767 --> 00:00:09,700 [coughing] 4 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:12,700 HONEY, COULD YOU PASS ME THE TISSUES? 5 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,333 BOY, I WISH SOMEONE WOULD RUB THIS ON MY CHEST. 6 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:24,467 - WHAT? 7 00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:30,600 - PASS ME THE TISSUES. 8 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,700 - NO, I HEARD "RUB" AND "CHEST." 9 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:41,100 THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. 10 00:00:42,633 --> 00:00:45,967 - JUST PASS ME THE TISSUES, PLEASE! 11 00:00:45,967 --> 00:00:48,567 AND COULD YOU GO TO THE STORE AND GET ME SOME COUGH MEDICINE? 12 00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:51,133 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHEST RUBBING? 13 00:00:51,133 --> 00:00:52,933 - NO, THANK YOU. 14 00:00:52,933 --> 00:00:54,467 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 15 00:00:54,467 --> 00:00:56,567 IF YOU LEAVE NOW, YOU CAN DROP ALLY OFF ON YOUR WAY. 16 00:00:56,567 --> 00:00:58,400 - OH, COME-- DROP ALLY OFF WHERE? 17 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,433 ROBERT AND GIANNI ARE COMING OVER TO WATCH THE GAME. 18 00:01:00,433 --> 00:01:01,800 - JUST GO, AND TAKE ALLY, OKAY? 19 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,833 SHE'S GOT A SLEEPOVER AT MOLLY'S. 20 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:07,100 - WHOA, WHOA, MOLLY'S? 21 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,300 - YEAH, MOLLY'S. 22 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,233 - ISN'T MOLLY'S MOM THAT PEGGY? 23 00:01:10,233 --> 00:01:13,733 THE--THE SCOUTMASTER NAZI COOKIE HITLER? 24 00:01:16,633 --> 00:01:19,900 - YEAH. THAT'S HOW SHE'S LISTED IN THE PHONE BOOK. 25 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:22,233 - COME ON, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT PEGGY AGAIN. 26 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:24,600 - RAY, COME ON, HONEY, THAT WAS OVER A YEAR AGO. 27 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,467 THE FRONTIER GIRL COOKIE WARS ARE OVER. 28 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:31,933 I'M SURE SHE WON'T BEAT YOU UP THIS TIME. 29 00:01:31,933 --> 00:01:33,167 - I DID NOT GET BEAT UP. 30 00:01:33,167 --> 00:01:35,433 I SLIPPED. 31 00:01:35,433 --> 00:01:37,267 - COME ON, MOMMY, I'M READY TO GO! 32 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:38,833 - HONEY, YOU KNOW, MOMMY'S TOO SICK, 33 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,033 SO DADDY'S GONNA TAKE YOU. 34 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,233 - OKAY. 35 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:42,633 COME ON, DADDY! 36 00:01:42,633 --> 00:01:44,167 - WELL, LISTEN, 37 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:46,367 HOW GOOD OF A FRIEND IS MOLLY? 38 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:48,967 BECAUSE I GOT TO TELL YOU, I DON'T SEE IT. 39 00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:51,000 - RAY! 40 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,767 - ALL RIGHT! 41 00:01:53,767 --> 00:01:55,800 OKAY, COME ON. 42 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,967 - AND LISTEN, DON'T FORGET MY COUGH MEDICINE. 43 00:01:57,967 --> 00:01:59,333 I NEED THE NIGHTTIME STUFF. 44 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:00,800 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT WHEN I COME BACK, 45 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,700 WE'RE DOING THIS WHETHER YOU NEED IT OR NOT. 46 00:02:06,933 --> 00:02:08,167 OKAY, COME ON, ALLY. 47 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:10,567 HERE WE ARE. 48 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:12,633 OKAY. 49 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,833 MWAH. 50 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,733 HAVE A GOOD TIME! 51 00:02:15,733 --> 00:02:17,567 - DADDY, MY SLEEPING BAG! 52 00:02:17,567 --> 00:02:19,600 - HUH? OH, RIGHT. 53 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,033 OKAY, HAVE FUN. 54 00:02:22,033 --> 00:02:23,867 - WELL, HI THERE, ALLY. 55 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:25,833 COME IN. 56 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:27,167 HELLO, ALLY'S DAD. 57 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,800 - HELLO... 58 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,633 PEGGY. 59 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,800 - HEY, MOM, MAYBE ALLY'S DAD COULD HELP US SET UP THE TENT. 60 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,500 - WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. MOMMY CAN DO IT. 61 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:38,733 - BUT YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T. 62 00:02:38,733 --> 00:02:42,067 - MOLLY, MOMMY WILL FIGURE IT OUT. 63 00:02:42,067 --> 00:02:43,667 - THEY'RE GONNA SLEEP OUTSIDE? 64 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:44,767 - NO! 65 00:02:44,767 --> 00:02:46,500 I PROMISED THEM THEY COULD SET UP THE TENT 66 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,200 IN THE LIVING ROOM AND PRETEND IT'S A SLEEP-OUT. 67 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,067 - DADDY, WHY DON'T YOU HELP US? 68 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:52,767 - EH, I DON'T KNOW, ALLY. 69 00:02:52,767 --> 00:02:54,533 - SEE, THAT'S RIGHT. 70 00:02:54,533 --> 00:02:58,000 IF I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT, THEN ALLY'S DAD CERTAINLY WON'T. 71 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,733 [chuckling] 72 00:02:59,733 --> 00:03:01,800 - ACTUALLY, IT'S PROBABLY NOT TOO HARD. 73 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,933 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 74 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:06,133 - THANKS, DAD! 75 00:03:06,133 --> 00:03:07,667 - I REALLY DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. 76 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:10,333 I'VE GOT THE INSTRUCTIONS RIGHT HERE. 77 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,300 I HATE THIS THING. 78 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,167 I TOLD SAM NOT TO BUY IT. 79 00:03:16,167 --> 00:03:17,567 - YOUR HUSBAND? 80 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:18,767 - EX-HUSBAND. 81 00:03:18,767 --> 00:03:20,100 - EX. HMM. 82 00:03:23,033 --> 00:03:24,467 SURPRISE, SURPRISE. 83 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,600 - WHAT WAS THAT? 84 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,800 - NOTHING, NOTHING. 85 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,267 I WONDER-- 86 00:03:31,267 --> 00:03:34,533 I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU OPENED IT 87 00:03:34,533 --> 00:03:37,833 AND PULLED THIS. 88 00:03:37,833 --> 00:03:39,867 WELL, LOOK AT THAT! 89 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:41,100 - THANKS, DADDY! 90 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,433 - THANKS, MR. BARONE. 91 00:03:45,467 --> 00:03:47,500 - MAYBE ISHOULD GET A MERIT BADGE. 92 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:52,067 - MOLLY, YOU CAN GO GET YOUR SLEEPING BAG NOW. 93 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:54,467 - YOU KIDS ENJOY THE TENT THAT I MADE. 94 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:04,967 - WELL, THANKS. 95 00:04:04,967 --> 00:04:09,167 I APPRECIATE IT. 96 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:10,500 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 97 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:13,467 YOU KNOW WHAT? 98 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:15,600 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TIE THIS TO THE TABLE HERE. 99 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,733 - OH, GREAT. 100 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:20,067 WELL, THANKS AGAIN. 101 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:37,567 SO, 102 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:39,533 WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT TO COME BACK TOMORROW? 103 00:04:39,533 --> 00:04:40,733 - WHAT? 104 00:04:40,733 --> 00:04:41,933 - TOMORROW. 105 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:43,133 TO PICK UP ALLY. 106 00:04:43,133 --> 00:04:47,167 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. 107 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:50,100 - HOW ABOUT 10:00? 108 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:52,333 - YEAH, OKAY, 10:00, UH... 109 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,733 10:00 SOUNDS GOOD. 110 00:04:53,733 --> 00:04:55,400 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS-- THAT'S A GOOD TIME 111 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,867 FOR SOMEBODY TO COME AND GET HER. 112 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:58,833 YEAH. 113 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:01,933 LIKE MY WIFE, DEBRA. 114 00:05:01,933 --> 00:05:03,267 WHO'S MY WIFE. 115 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,500 - WHAT'S WITH YOU? 116 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,267 WHAT HAPPENED? 117 00:05:42,267 --> 00:05:43,467 - NOTHING, NOTHING. 118 00:05:43,467 --> 00:05:46,233 I WENT TO THE DRUGSTORE AND... 119 00:05:46,233 --> 00:05:50,067 IT'S KIND OF WINDY OUT. 120 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,333 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 121 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:54,000 WHAT DOES IT MEAN 122 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,200 WHEN A WOMAN PATS YOU ON YOUR-- 123 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,400 YOU KNOW, ON YOUR BOTTOM? 124 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,767 - WHAT DRUGSTORE DID YOU GO TO? 125 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:12,967 - NO, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT THE DRUGSTORE. 126 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:16,167 I DROVE ALLY TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE, AND IT WAS THE MOM. 127 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:19,267 YOU KNOW THAT SCOUT LEADER, PEGGY? 128 00:06:19,267 --> 00:06:21,733 - THE COOKIE LADY FONDLED YOU? 129 00:06:21,733 --> 00:06:22,933 - YEAH. 130 00:06:22,933 --> 00:06:25,267 - GET ANY COOKIES? 131 00:06:25,267 --> 00:06:27,833 - NO, I WAS HELPING HER FIX THE TENT FOR THE KIDS, 132 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:30,600 AND I BENT OVER TO FASTEN THE THING TO THE TABLE, 133 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,633 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M BEING TOUCHED 134 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:35,400 IN AN IMPURE MANNER. 135 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,767 - WELL, WAS IT A PAT OR A SQUEEZE? 136 00:06:37,767 --> 00:06:39,467 - I'M NOT SURE. 137 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:42,333 - WELL, WAS THERE GRASPING OR CUPPING OF ANY KIND? 138 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,767 - I DON'T KNOW! IT WAS SO QUICK! 139 00:06:46,767 --> 00:06:48,000 - OKAY, WAIT, WAIT. 140 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,200 SHOW ME WHAT SHE DID. 141 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,667 - WHAT? NO! 142 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:52,700 - NO, COME ON. 143 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:54,233 I MEAN, SHOW ME HOW YOU WERE STANDING 144 00:06:54,233 --> 00:06:55,433 IN RELATION TO HER. 145 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:56,767 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 146 00:06:57,933 --> 00:06:59,400 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, 147 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,033 I GUESS I WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF HER LIKE THIS, 148 00:07:02,033 --> 00:07:05,067 AND I WAS REACHING FOR THE THING LIKE THIS. 149 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:10,867 - SWEET. 150 00:07:10,867 --> 00:07:12,067 - OH, COME ON! 151 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:13,533 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 152 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,267 I'M SORRY. 153 00:07:15,267 --> 00:07:17,467 I'M SORRY. 154 00:07:17,467 --> 00:07:18,867 OKAY, LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 155 00:07:18,867 --> 00:07:20,067 I'LL BEND OVER, 156 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:21,367 AND I WANT YOU TO RE-CREATE 157 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:23,233 EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID TO YOU. 158 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:24,567 - ALL RIGHT. 159 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,700 - ROBERT, DO YOU WANT A GLASS OF WINE FIRST? 160 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:38,733 - I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INVESTIGATION HERE. 161 00:07:38,733 --> 00:07:41,367 - I WAS BENT OVER LIKE THAT, AND I GUESS I SAID, 162 00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:43,167 YOU KNOW, "LET ME TIE THE THING TO THE TABLE," 163 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:44,500 AND SHE DID THIS. 164 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,300 - OH, SO SHE JUST PATTED IT? 165 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:51,167 - NO, NO, NO. I DID IT TOO FAST. 166 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:52,867 IT WASN'T LIKE SPORTS. 167 00:07:52,867 --> 00:07:54,800 IT WAS-- IT WAS TOO SOFT. 168 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,900 LET ME SHOW YOU. HERE. 169 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,233 IT WAS LIKE THIS. 170 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:13,000 - ONE MORE TIME. 171 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:20,467 - GOOD EVENING. 172 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:23,533 - OH, HEY. 173 00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:24,733 HI, HONEY. 174 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:25,933 ANYWAY, SO THAT'S-- 175 00:08:25,933 --> 00:08:27,133 THAT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL. 176 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:28,433 IN PRO FOOTBALL, 177 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:31,133 THE QUARTERBACK GETS RIGHT UP IN THERE. 178 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:32,533 - OKAY, THANK YOU. 179 00:08:32,533 --> 00:08:33,667 APPRECIATE THAT. 180 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,233 - HEY, HOW YOU FEELING? 181 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:42,000 - WELL, NOW I'M A LITTLE NAUSEOUS. 182 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,333 DID YOU GET MY MEDICINE? 183 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:46,200 - OH, YEAH, YEAH. 184 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:49,500 - THANK YOU. 185 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:52,400 RAY, I ASKED YOU FOR THE NIGHTTIME ONE. 186 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,800 DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN? 187 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,067 THIS IS DAYTIME. 188 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,367 THIS IS GONNA KEEP ME UP ALL NIGHT. 189 00:08:57,367 --> 00:08:58,367 - OH. 190 00:08:58,367 --> 00:09:02,733 WELL, TAKE A DRINK WITH IT. 191 00:09:02,733 --> 00:09:04,200 [phone ringing] 192 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,667 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET IT. 193 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:08,600 YOU GUYS CAN GO BACK TO YOUR HALF-TIME SHOW. 194 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:14,200 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT DOES THE PAT MEAN? 195 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,000 - WELL, SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT. 196 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,400 - WHAT? 197 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,167 - SORRY, IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, 198 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:21,500 YOU STICK YOUR CABOOSE IN THE AIR, 199 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,867 THAT'S AS GOOD AS A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. 200 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,067 - SHUT UP! 201 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:26,267 - YEAH, HE'S RIGHT. 202 00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:29,767 I BELIEVE THE TERM IS "PRESENTING." 203 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:32,000 - FACE IT, RAY, THIS CHICK'S GOT THE HOTS FOR YOU. 204 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,533 - YEP, SHE'S IN LOVE! 205 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,033 - NO! 206 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,300 NO! 207 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,167 NO, SHE HATES ME! 208 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:40,533 - SOUNDS LIKE MAYBE HER OLD MAN 209 00:09:40,533 --> 00:09:42,533 HASN'T BEEN MINDING THE STORE. 210 00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:44,167 - NO, NO, NO, THE OLD MAN'S GONE. 211 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,567 SHE'S DIVORCED. 212 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:48,067 both: OH. 213 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,367 - WHAT? 214 00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:51,667 - HEY, RAY, THAT WAS PEGGY. 215 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:52,700 YOU GOT TO GO BACK. 216 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,600 SHE SAID ALLY WANTS TO COME HOME. 217 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,667 both: OHH. 218 00:09:57,667 --> 00:09:59,867 - BUT I WAS JUST THERE. 219 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,100 - I'M SORRY, HONEY. 220 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,933 SHE SAID ALLY'S NOT FEELING WELL. 221 00:10:03,933 --> 00:10:05,133 - WHY DON'T YOU GO? 222 00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:08,300 YOU'RE LOOKING 100% BETTER. 223 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,800 OKAY, ONE OF YOU GUYS GOT TO COME WITH ME. 224 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,167 - I'D LOVE TO, BUT I'VE ALREADY GOT A GIRL. 225 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:13,733 - COME ON. GIANNI. 226 00:10:13,733 --> 00:10:16,867 - NO, I'D RATHER JUST READ ABOUT IT IN PENTHOUSE. 227 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,300 - OH, COME ON! 228 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,800 LOOK, GUYS, SERIOUSLY, 229 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,667 YOU THINK THIS WOMAN IS COMING ON TO ME? 230 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:27,067 - DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVETHAT ALLY IS SICK ALL OF A SUDDEN? 231 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:33,200 - "DEAR PENTHOUSE, 232 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,900 I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO ME." 233 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,300 - AH, COME ON! 234 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,733 - "IT WAS A RAINY NIGHT, 235 00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:40,267 "AND MY RUMP WAS YEARNING 236 00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:43,300 TO BREAK OUT OF ITS DENIM PRISON." 237 00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,633 [doorbell rings] 238 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,800 - HELLO. 239 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,300 - HELLO. - HI. 240 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,500 LISTEN, I'M SORRY. 241 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,800 ALLY SAYS SHE'S FINE NOW. 242 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,333 I THINK THE GIRLS HAD A LITTLE FIGHT, 243 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:13,633 BUT I GUESS THEY GOT OVER IT. 244 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:16,500 - HOW ABOUT THAT? 245 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,700 - KIDS. 246 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:20,233 - YEAH, KIDS. 247 00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:22,333 - WELL, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT ALLY'S OKAY, 248 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,100 YOU COULD COME IN-- - NO! 249 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,433 NO, THANK YOU. 250 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:43,300 NO! 251 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:45,167 OH, PLEASE, GOD, NO! 252 00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,867 NO! 253 00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:54,933 NO! NO! 254 00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:56,267 NO, NO! 255 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,333 [doorbell rings] 256 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,200 I, UH... 257 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:36,033 I'M HAVING A LITTLE CAR TROUBLE. 258 00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:37,933 COULD I JUST USE YOUR PHONE? 259 00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:39,267 - SURE, COME IN. 260 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:55,533 - GIRLS ARE IN THE TENT? 261 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:57,433 - NO, THEY DECIDED THEY WANTED TO SLEEP 262 00:12:57,433 --> 00:13:00,033 IN THE SOFA-BED DOWNSTAIRS IN THE BASEMENT. 263 00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:01,433 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, 264 00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:05,000 AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE SETTING THIS THING UP? 265 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,333 THERE'S A PHONE RIGHT HERE. 266 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:16,467 - HEY, ROBERT, IT'S ME. 267 00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:18,033 LISTEN, I LOCKED MY KEYS IN THE CAR. 268 00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,267 YOU GUYS GOT TO COME AND PICK ME UP. 269 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,667 YEAH, HA HA HA, VERY FUNNY! 270 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,867 VERY FUNNY. 271 00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:25,700 JUST COME AND GET ME! 272 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:26,867 NO, NOW! 273 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:29,200 I CAN'T WAIT TILL THE END OF THE GAME! 274 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,567 WELL, CALL DAD UP AND TELL HIM TO GET ME, THEN. 275 00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:33,233 ROBERT. ROBERT! 276 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,667 OH, I'M GONNA KILL YOU! 277 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,000 AHH! 278 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,733 - THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED THIS. - WHAT? 279 00:13:39,733 --> 00:13:40,967 - YOU'RE ALL WET. 280 00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:44,267 - OH. THANK YOU. 281 00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:46,700 - WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO DRINK? 282 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,167 I'VE GOT TEA. 283 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,533 - NO, NO, I'M GOOD. 284 00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:51,500 MY DAD'S GONNA COME GET ME SOON. 285 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,267 - ALL RIGHT, THEN LET ME TAKE YOUR COAT. 286 00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:57,933 - OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS ON. 287 00:13:57,933 --> 00:14:00,033 - NO, COME ON, YOU'RE DRIPPING ALL OVER MY CARPET. 288 00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:01,300 - I'LL DRY IT OFF, THEN. 289 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,600 - COME ON, I'LL JUST HANG IT UP. 290 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,067 [both yelling at once] 291 00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,767 WOULD YOU PLEASE-- - NO! 292 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:07,967 - WHAT? 293 00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:09,300 - STOP IT! NO! 294 00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:13,100 MY GOD! 295 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,500 DON'T YOU GET IT? 296 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,633 NO MEANS NO! 297 00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:22,867 - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 298 00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:26,400 - DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 299 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,500 THE FIRE, THE DRINKS, 300 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,633 THE RAIN. 301 00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,600 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 302 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,167 - YOU TOUCHED ME ON MY PERSONAL SPACE. 303 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,167 I WAS JUST BENDING OVER TO FIX YOUR TENT. 304 00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:42,700 I WAS NOT PRESENTING. 305 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,600 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING-- 306 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,800 OH, WHEN I DID THIS? 307 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,733 - WATCH IT, LADY! 308 00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:49,267 - WHAT WAS THE BIG DEAL? 309 00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:51,133 - THE BIG DEAL IS THAT I'M A MARRIED MAN, 310 00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:56,467 AND YOU HAD A PICNIC IN MYBACKYARD! 311 00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,100 - [laughs] 312 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:01,467 YOU THINK I WAS COMING ON TO YOU? 313 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,233 [laughs] 314 00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:05,267 IN YOUR DREAMS, PAL. 315 00:15:05,267 --> 00:15:07,933 - NO, IN YOURDREAMS! 316 00:15:07,933 --> 00:15:09,233 OKAY? 317 00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:11,233 WHY ELSE WOULD YOU GO AT ME LIKE THAT? 318 00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:13,633 - OH, BECAUSE I AM SOATTRACTED TO YOU, 319 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:16,033 CAPTAIN FLAT PANTS! 320 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:18,967 - YEAH, THEN WHY'D YOU DO IT? 321 00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:20,667 - I DON'T KNOW, I JUST DID IT. 322 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:21,800 - OH, YEAH, YEAH. 323 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,833 THAT'S JUST YOUR LITTLE THANK-YOU GIFT 324 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,267 FOR ANYBODY WHO HELPS YOU OUT. 325 00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:27,733 - HEY, I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP. 326 00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:29,933 YOU JUST HAD TO SHOW ME WHAT A BIG, STRONG MAN YOU WERE. 327 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:32,167 LIKE I COULDN'T HAVE FIGURED OUT THAT TENT ON MY OWN? 328 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:33,800 - I WASN'T TRYING TO SHOW YOU ANYTHING. 329 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,000 I WAS DOING IT FOR THE KIDS. 330 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,333 - OH, PLEASE, GIVE ME A BREAK. 331 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,367 YOU WERE STRUTTING AROUND, GLOATING. 332 00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:41,500 "MAYBE I SHOULD GET A MERIT BADGE." 333 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,533 YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T KICKYOUR BUTT! 334 00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:49,967 WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU SCARED? 335 00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:51,867 - NO! 336 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,200 YES! 337 00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:56,233 ALL RIGHT, I'LL ADMIT IT. 338 00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:58,233 YOU SCARE ME. YOU'RE SCARY. 339 00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:00,133 YOU'RE A BAD, SCARY LADY. 340 00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:08,467 SO LET'S JUST AGREE THAT YOU DON'T TOUCH ME, 341 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,667 AND I WILL WAIT FOR MY RIDE OUTSIDE. 342 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:11,867 - FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT? 343 00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,467 GET OUT! JUST GET OUT NOW! 344 00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:14,600 GET OUT NOW! 345 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:21,700 WOULD YOU GO? 346 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:24,033 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? I SAID GET OUT! 347 00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:25,367 - ALL RIGHT. 348 00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:36,900 WHAT ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT? 349 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,733 - I AM NOTCRYING. 350 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,867 - OH, OKAY. 351 00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:45,800 LISTEN. 352 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,100 I DIDN'T MEAN TO-- 353 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,333 - DIDN'T MEAN TO WHAT? 354 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,133 CALL ME A SCARY, MEAN, OLD ASS-GRABBER? 355 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,933 - I DID NOT SAY "ASS." 356 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,133 - LOOK, I'M SORRY. 357 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:01,067 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID IT. 358 00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:04,567 IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MY HUSBAND 359 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,000 USED TO DO TO ME. 360 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,667 LIKE, "OH, YEAH, GOOD JOB, TOOTS. 361 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:09,533 "DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD MANAGE GETTING THE FORK 362 00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,833 OUT OF THE DISHWASHER AND MAKE A POT OF COFFEE." 363 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,167 CONDESCENDING LITTLE PUTZ! 364 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,967 - NO, NO. NO, IT WAS ME. 365 00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:20,233 IT WAS ALL MY PERSONALITY. 366 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:21,700 I'M SO TOUGH TO GET ALONG WITH. 367 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,967 I'M SO NEGATIVE. 368 00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:25,067 HOW DOES HE THINK I GOT SO-- 369 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:27,600 HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT THIS WAY? 370 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,733 - I DON'T KNOW. 371 00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,367 SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS HIS FAULT. 372 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,433 - LOOK, I AM NO WALK IN THE PARK, 373 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:43,700 BUT, I MEAN, WHENEVER I TRIED TO TALK TO HIM, 374 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:47,233 ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS WATCH TELEVISION. 375 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,667 UNLESS, OF COURSE, HE WANTED SEX, 376 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,800 AND THEN, WHEW, BOY, 377 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:54,600 FOR THOSE EIGHT MINUTES, I WAS NUMBER ONE. 378 00:17:56,067 --> 00:18:01,033 - YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, SOME GUYS. 379 00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:03,700 EIGHT MINUTES. 380 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,033 THAT'S BAD, RIGHT? 381 00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:11,700 - AND HE LIED, I MEAN, ALL THE TIME 382 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,167 ABOUT EVERYTHING, EVEN LITTLE THINGS. 383 00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:17,133 HE'D JUST SAY WHATEVER I WANTED TO HEAR 384 00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,467 TO AVOID CONFRONTATION. 385 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,600 - HMM. 386 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,167 - HE NEVER LISTENED, 387 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:28,300 NEVER HELPED ME, 388 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,233 ONLY CARED ABOUT HIMSELF. 389 00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:33,767 12 YEARS OF MARRIAGE. 390 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,100 - WOW, 12 YEARS? 391 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,600 AND HE JUST LEFT? 392 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,800 - NO. 393 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,533 I THREW HIM OUT. 394 00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:42,667 - OH. 395 00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:45,700 OHH. 396 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,167 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 397 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:51,333 - NO, NOTHING, I JUST-- 398 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,800 JUST WONDERING... 399 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,100 WONDERING WHERE MY DAD IS. 400 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,867 I SHOULD BE GETTING HOME. 401 00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:58,767 DEBRA'S... 402 00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:01,500 SHE'S A LITTLE SICK. 403 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:05,333 - WELL, I'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS TENT DOWN. 404 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,800 - YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME HELP YOU. 405 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,600 - OH, WELL, THANKS. 406 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,067 WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET THE SLEEPING BAGS OUT FIRST. 407 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,400 - OH, OKAY. 408 00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:16,933 [knocking on door] 409 00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:18,267 - HELLO. 410 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:22,533 - HELLO. 411 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:25,733 - MY HUSBAND SAID THAT RAYMOND NEEDED A RIDE-- 412 00:19:25,733 --> 00:19:27,600 OH! 413 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,900 OH, MY GOD! 414 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,100 - NO, MOM! 415 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,500 - OH, MY GOD! 416 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,833 - MOM! 417 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,167 MOM! 418 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,100 SORRY. 419 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,533 SHE'S A LITTLE SICK TOO. 420 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,667 MOM! 421 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,400 - HEY. 422 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,600 - HEY. 423 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,600 WHAT'S ALL THIS? 424 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,133 - STUFF TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 425 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,167 YOU'RE SICK. I'M TAKING CARE OF YOU. 426 00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:57,367 FIRST OF ALL, COUGH SYRUP. 427 00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,000 I GOT ALL THE SLEEPY KIND. 428 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,433 NIGHTTIME, P.M.-- 429 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:04,400 THIS JUST HAS A BUNCH OF "Z"s ON IT. 430 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,600 - WOW. 431 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,700 - GOT YOU LOZENGES, 432 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,000 VITAMIN C, 433 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,667 AND I GOT YOU A VAPORIZER. 434 00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:14,133 I THOUGHT IT'D BE BETTER THAN ME RUBBING ALL THAT STUFF ON YOU. 435 00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,067 YOU DON'T NEED THAT. 436 00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:19,233 - I THINK I HAVE A FEVER, 'CAUSE I'M HALLUCINATING. 437 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,133 - WHAT? 438 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,100 I'M YOUR HUSBAND. 439 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,500 I LISTEN. 440 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,700 I HELP. 441 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,367 I'M HERE. 442 00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:30,300 THAT'S WHAT WE GOT GOING. 443 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,733 12 YEARS AND NO END IN SIGHT. 444 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:38,000 RIGHT? 445 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,333 OH, I GOT TO GO. 446 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,533 I GOT CHICKEN SOUP ON THE STOVE FOR YOU. 447 00:20:48,733 --> 00:20:50,333 - MAYBE I DIED. 448 00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:56,867 - YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE ALLOWED YOURSELF 449 00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:58,267 TO BE IN THAT POSITION. 450 00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:00,633 - MOM, SHE WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT? 451 00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:02,600 I WAS JUST HELPING HER TAKE DOWN THE TENT. 452 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,600 - A WOMAN DOESN'T GET A MAN INTO A TENT 453 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,467 UNLESS SHE'S GOING IN AFTER HIM. 454 00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,367 - LISTEN, 455 00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:14,367 PEGGY IS NOT ATTRACTED TO ME AT ALL. 456 00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,767 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 457 00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:18,267 I'M TELLING YOU, 458 00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,033 THE THINGS YOU DO AND THE WAY YOU LOOK 459 00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:21,567 CAN DRIVE A WOMAN CRAZY. 460 00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:24,000 - AH, MA, PLEASE. 461 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,900 - LIKE YOUR SHY LITTLE SMILE... 462 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,367 - ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ENOUGH! 463 00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:29,133 - AND YOUR SENSITIVE EYES. 464 00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:30,700 - MA, I'M EATING HERE! 465 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,967 - AND LET'S NOT FORGET THOSE TIGHT PANTS-- 466 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,367 - AHH! 467 00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:35,500 MA! 468 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,533 - HE WON'T DO THAT AGAIN.