1 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,100 - MICHAEL, COME ON. 2 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:06,567 I LET YOU STAY YESTERDAY. NOW GET UP. 3 00:00:06,567 --> 00:00:09,133 THE BUS IS GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 4 00:00:09,133 --> 00:00:12,433 YOU CAN'T MISS SCHOOL AGAIN, MICHAEL. 5 00:00:12,433 --> 00:00:13,933 MICHAEL, COME-- GET UP. 6 00:00:13,933 --> 00:00:15,133 I AM SICK OF THIS. COME ON, GET UP. 7 00:00:15,133 --> 00:00:16,800 WAIT A MINUTE. COME BACK HERE. 8 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,800 YOU BACK HERE RIGHT NOW. 9 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,433 - OW. ALL RIGHT. 10 00:00:21,433 --> 00:00:23,467 - YOU GOTTA HELP ME, MICHAEL'S NOT GETTING UP. 11 00:00:23,467 --> 00:00:24,900 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 12 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,433 MICHAEL? 13 00:00:26,433 --> 00:00:29,700 [deep voice] MICHAEL, THIS IS YOUR FATHER SPEAKING. 14 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,533 GET UP. 15 00:00:31,533 --> 00:00:33,100 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 16 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:36,033 EASY, EASY. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 17 00:00:36,033 --> 00:00:38,200 MICHAEL--ALL RIGHT. COME ON, MICHAEL. 18 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,100 GET UP, WILL YA? 19 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,533 COME ON. 20 00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:42,767 - I'M SICK. 21 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:44,733 - WHAT-- 22 00:00:47,567 --> 00:00:49,067 - HE'S NOT SICK. - LET'S GO. 23 00:00:49,067 --> 00:00:50,100 COME ON, YOU'RE NOT SICK. 24 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:51,300 DON'T TRY TO FOOL AROUND. 25 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,567 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 26 00:00:52,567 --> 00:00:54,533 - IT'S MY STOMACH. - YOUR STOMACH? 27 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:56,167 WELL, WHERE DOES IT HURT? POINT. 28 00:00:56,167 --> 00:00:57,867 SHOW ME WHERE. 29 00:00:57,867 --> 00:00:59,367 - IT'S MY HEAD. - ALL RIGHT. 30 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:01,500 - LET'S GO. COME ON, IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL. 31 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,433 - I'M SICK! - YESTERDAY HE SAID HE WAS SICK, 32 00:01:03,433 --> 00:01:04,733 AND LAST NIGHT, HE'S RUNNING AROUND 33 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:06,267 WITH A CAPE ON GOING, "WHOO-WHOO!" 34 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,633 - YEAH, OKAY, YESTERDAY YOU SAID YOU WERE SICK, 35 00:01:07,633 --> 00:01:09,133 AND LAST NIGHT, YOU RUN AROUND WITH A CAPE ON 36 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:11,467 GOING, "WHOO-WHOO." 37 00:01:11,467 --> 00:01:13,100 - HE'S NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT AGAIN. 38 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,467 - YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THAT AGAIN. 39 00:01:14,467 --> 00:01:15,733 - JUST--DON'T JUST REPEAT WHAT I SAY! 40 00:01:15,733 --> 00:01:17,467 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 41 00:01:17,467 --> 00:01:20,067 NO, DON'T GO BACK-- MICH--DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK? 42 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:21,300 DID HE DO HIS HOMEWORK? 43 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:22,600 - HE SAID HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY. 44 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,333 - AND YOU FELL FOR THAT? 45 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:26,800 OH, BOY, I AM GONNA LIE TO YOU MORE. 46 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:30,167 MIKE--MICHAEL, DID YOU HAVE HOMEWORK DUE? 47 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:31,433 - LEAVE ME ALONE! 48 00:01:31,433 --> 00:01:33,000 - YOU SEE? ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 49 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,333 I KNOW THIS GAME. I INVENTED IT. 50 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:36,667 - THE BUS IS COMING! 51 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:38,633 - ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL, THE BUS IS COMING. 52 00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:40,867 I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND. NOW, YOU GOT TO GET UP, COME ON. 53 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:42,400 - NO! - MICHAEL, LISTEN. 54 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,300 IF--IF YOU MISS THAT BUS, 55 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:45,800 I'M GONNA HAVE TO DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL, 56 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,767 AND I'M GONNA BE LATE. 57 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:49,467 - I DON'T CARE! 58 00:01:49,467 --> 00:01:51,533 - YOU DON'T CARE, HUH? YOU DON'T CARE? YOU DON'T CARE? 59 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:52,933 HOW ABOUT I PICK YOU UP AND I CARRY YOU 60 00:01:52,933 --> 00:01:54,200 TO THE BUS IN YOUR PAJAMAS, HUH? 61 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,033 MAYBE YOU CARE ABOUT THAT! - GO AWAY! 62 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,333 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 63 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:58,800 - OH, RAY, NO, THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 64 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,100 - LOOK, YOU GOT ME INTO THIS, 65 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,267 AND NOW WE'RE GONNA DO IT MY WAY. 66 00:02:01,267 --> 00:02:03,067 - THE BUS IS HERE! 67 00:02:03,067 --> 00:02:05,400 - YOU HOLD THAT BUS! 68 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,967 LOOK, ALL RIGHT, HELP ME. HELP ME. 69 00:02:06,967 --> 00:02:08,600 - RAY! 70 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,733 - BITE HIS HANDS. 71 00:02:09,733 --> 00:02:11,167 - JUST--JUST LET HIM GO. 72 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:12,967 - YOU ASKED FOR MY HELP. 73 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:17,033 WELL, THIS IS HOW I DO IT. 74 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:20,167 - THE BUS IS GONE! 75 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,167 - IF HE WAS WEARING FEET PAJAMAS, 76 00:02:27,167 --> 00:02:30,300 HE'D STILL BE IN HERE. 77 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,167 - HEY. - HELLO. 78 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:38,600 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 79 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,833 - WELL, AMY'S WORKING LATE TONIGHT. 80 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:42,533 - SO? 81 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:45,967 - SO I THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND SAY "HEY" TO MY LITTLE BRO. 82 00:02:45,967 --> 00:02:47,167 WHAT? A GUY CAN'T STOP BY 83 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,400 AND SAY "HEY" TO HIS LITTLE BRO? 84 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:53,267 - THERE'S LEFTOVER MACARONI AND CHEESE IN THE FRIDGE. 85 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:56,400 - I'LL BE IN THERE. 86 00:02:57,867 --> 00:02:59,800 - HEY, HOW'S MICHAEL? 87 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,067 - PERFECTLY FINE. 88 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:02,500 HE'S READING COMICS. 89 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,067 - WELL, IS HE GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW? 90 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:05,400 - I DON'T KNOW. 91 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,800 - HE STAYED HOME FROM SCHOOL AGAIN TODAY? 92 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,033 - YEP. DEBRA COULDN'T GET HIM TO GO. 93 00:03:09,033 --> 00:03:11,633 - NEITHER COULD YOU! 94 00:03:11,633 --> 00:03:13,633 - WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, DEBRA. 95 00:03:13,633 --> 00:03:16,333 - I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD, MARIE. 96 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:17,800 - I MEAN, YOU LET THE KIDS PLAY 97 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,800 ALL THOSE COMPUTER VIDEOTRONIC GAMES. 98 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,367 AND AFTER THAT, SCHOOL IS JUST BORING TO THEM. 99 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:27,233 IT'S JUST AN OLD LADY TALKING. 100 00:03:27,233 --> 00:03:31,367 - WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE VIDEOTRONIC GAMES? 101 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,833 - WHY DO I SAY ANYTHING? 102 00:03:34,833 --> 00:03:36,767 - EXACTLY. 103 00:03:38,567 --> 00:03:40,133 - SOMETHING WRONG WITH MICHAEL? 104 00:03:40,133 --> 00:03:41,400 - [sighs] NO. 105 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,433 - HE MISSED SCHOOL TWO DAYS IN A ROW. 106 00:03:43,433 --> 00:03:45,100 - TWO DAYS? IS HE SICK? 107 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,100 - NO. 108 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:49,800 - THAT'S TRUANCY. 109 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,133 NOT THAT I'D REPORT IT, 110 00:03:51,133 --> 00:03:52,233 BUT PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE 111 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,733 BETWEEN "ROBERT THE UNCLE" 112 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:57,567 AND "ROBERT THE SWORN DEFENDER OF THE LAW." 113 00:03:57,567 --> 00:04:00,900 - HOW ABOUT YOU JUST STAY "ROBERT THE STINK-FOOTED OAF"? 114 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:03,167 - [laughs sarcastically] 115 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:06,300 [whispering] OH, THAT'S FUNNY. 116 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:10,700 - I DON'T KNOW. 117 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,533 I JUST--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. 118 00:04:12,533 --> 00:04:14,600 - HEY, DEB, I COULD SHOW YOU A COUPLE OF TECHNIQUES I USED 119 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,467 TO GET THESE TWO MUTTS OUT OF BED. 120 00:04:16,467 --> 00:04:20,600 - WE'RE NOT GONNA PUT ICE CUBES DOWN HIS PANTS, DAD. 121 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,267 - I'M NOT SAYING YOU START WITH THAT. 122 00:04:22,267 --> 00:04:23,933 I'M SAYING YOU START WITH WHAT I USED TO CALL 123 00:04:23,933 --> 00:04:27,267 "THE DIRTY SOCK ALARM CLOCK." 124 00:04:28,967 --> 00:04:31,800 - OH, FRANK, THAT WAS DISGUSTING. 125 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,133 - YOU REACH WAY DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE HAMPER. 126 00:04:34,133 --> 00:04:37,100 - WE'RE NOT DOING THAT, FRANK. 127 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:41,633 - IT'S CALLED "TOUGH, SMELLY LOVE." 128 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:45,333 - SOMETIMES HE'D USE MY OWN SOCK AGAINST ME. 129 00:04:51,633 --> 00:04:54,433 - HOW COME MICHAEL DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL? 130 00:04:54,433 --> 00:04:56,533 - NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO SCHOOL. 131 00:04:56,533 --> 00:04:58,733 HE DIDN'T DO HIS HOMEWORK. - LISTEN TO ME. 132 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,967 YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MOTIVATE A KID? 133 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,200 YOU GET HIM SOMETHING HE REALLY LOVES, 134 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,900 THEN TAKE IT AWAY. 135 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:08,167 - ALL RIGHT, FRANK. - HE LIKES TRAINS, RIGHT? 136 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:10,800 SO YOU GET HIM A NICE, NEW STEAM LOCOMOTIVE-- 137 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,967 SOMETHING THAT MAKES HIS FACE REALLY LIGHT UP. 138 00:05:13,967 --> 00:05:17,533 THEN YOU GET A HAMMER. 139 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:27,100 - WE'RE NOT GONNA SMASH HIS TRAINS. 140 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:29,233 - DOES HE HAVE A TURTLE? 141 00:05:31,267 --> 00:05:33,700 - WELL, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, DEBRA. 142 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,967 - WHY IS THIS ALL ON ME? 143 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,167 WHAT ABOUT HIM? HE LIVES HERE. 144 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:37,567 - HEY, I TRIED. 145 00:05:37,567 --> 00:05:39,133 I HAD HIM HALFWAY OUT THE DOOR THIS MORNING, 146 00:05:39,133 --> 00:05:41,467 BUT SHE WOULDN'T BITE HIS HANDS. 147 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,600 - YEAH, THEN YOU RUN OFF TO WORK, AND I'M STUCK. 148 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,400 YOU KNOW, I HAD A LOT OF THINGS TO DO TODAY, 149 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,600 AND I COULDN'T BECAUSE I HAD TO STAY HERE WITH MICHAEL. 150 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:51,400 - THERE'S ALWAYS TIME TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE, DEAR. 151 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,500 - I WASN'T GOING TO DO MY HAIR. 152 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:58,167 - OH. 153 00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:01,067 WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THAT TOO. 154 00:06:01,067 --> 00:06:02,400 - YOU WANT ME TO GO UP THERE 155 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,433 AND EXPLAIN THE TRUANCY LAWS IN THIS COUNTY? 156 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:07,567 MAYBE DRIVE HIM BY THE DOCK, SHOW HIM A COUPLE BUMS? 157 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,600 - I'LL GO WITH YA. WHERE'S THE HAMPER? 158 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,300 - NO, NO, ALL RIGHT, STOP, HERE. 159 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:16,200 LOOK, WE APPRECIATE YOUR MEDIEVAL ADVICE. 160 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,967 BUT WE'LL DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, OKAY? 161 00:06:17,967 --> 00:06:19,467 MICHAEL IS GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. 162 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:20,733 - YEAH, BUT IF THERE'S A PROBLEM-- 163 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:22,333 - THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM. 164 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:23,933 - BUT IF THERE IS-- - THERE'S NOT GONNA BE. 165 00:06:23,933 --> 00:06:26,533 - BUT IF THERE IS-- 166 00:06:26,533 --> 00:06:28,933 - NOT GONNA. 167 00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:30,833 - I WON'T BE HERE, 'CAUSE I'M DRIVING ALLY'S CLASS 168 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:32,033 TO THEIR FIELD TRIP TOMORROW. 169 00:06:32,033 --> 00:06:33,300 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 170 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,833 WHO'S GONNA GET HIM OUT OF BED? 171 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:36,133 - I WAS THINKING YOU. 172 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:38,167 - WELL, WHAT-- WHAT ABOUT MY JOB? 173 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:39,667 - THIS IS PART OF YOUR JOB. 174 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:42,600 - I MEAN MY REAL JOB. 175 00:06:47,567 --> 00:06:49,500 LET'S NOT FIGHT. 176 00:06:51,433 --> 00:06:53,233 OH, COME ON, MICHAEL, GO TO SCHOOL! 177 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:55,600 YOU'RE KILLIN' ME, MAN! 178 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,600 - HOW'S IT GOING? - LOOK, HE'S BUSTIN' MY HUMP. 179 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,567 YOU GOT TO DO THIS, OKAY? I'M GONNA BE LATE. 180 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:01,700 - NO, HONEY, I GOT TEN KIDS WAITING FOR ME, AND I'M LATE. 181 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:03,033 - BUT WAIT A MINUTE. I'M SWAMPED HERE. 182 00:07:03,033 --> 00:07:04,400 I GOT TO FINISH TWO COLUMNS, 183 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,700 AND I GOT TO INTERVIEW GEORGE STEINBRENNER! 184 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:07,500 - SORRY, RAY, I GOT TO GO. - NO, NO, YOU-- 185 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:10,033 YOU COME BACK HERE, YOUNG LADY! 186 00:07:10,033 --> 00:07:12,500 OLD LADY! 187 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:17,667 WHO REMINDS ME OF MY MOM! 188 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:19,600 [door slams] 189 00:07:21,033 --> 00:07:23,167 [groans] 190 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:33,133 ALL RIGHT. 191 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:35,467 I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS. 192 00:07:35,467 --> 00:07:39,033 BUT YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE. 193 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:42,167 OH, GREAT. 194 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:45,300 THE ONE DAY SHE DOES LAUNDRY. 195 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,900 - YES, HI. UH, THIS IS RAY BARONE. 196 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:57,300 UM, I WAS SUPPOSED TO COME DOWN 197 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,567 AND INTERVIEW MR. STEINBRENNER THIS MORNING, 198 00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:02,300 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETHING'S COME UP. 199 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:05,767 WELL, UH, KIND OF A-- 200 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:08,033 FAMILY TRAGEDY. 201 00:08:08,033 --> 00:08:09,567 YEAH. 202 00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:11,167 NO, NO, NO, I WAS JUST WONDERING, 203 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:13,167 UM, COULD WE DO THIS ON THE PHONE? 204 00:08:13,167 --> 00:08:16,200 YES, YEAH, I'LL HOLD. THANK YOU. 205 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,800 WELL, LOOK WHO'S UP. 206 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,100 - I'M HUNGRY. 207 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,367 - YEAH, WELL, BREAKFAST TIME ENDED 208 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,067 WHEN THE SCHOOL BUS LEFT, OKAY? 209 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,067 SO CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GET TO STAY HOME AGAIN TODAY. 210 00:08:25,067 --> 00:08:26,233 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MISTER. 211 00:08:26,233 --> 00:08:27,867 A COUPLE OF HOURS WITH DADDY, 212 00:08:27,867 --> 00:08:30,700 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE BEGGING TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 213 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:31,967 HELLO. OH, HI. 214 00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:33,567 OH, YEAH, HI, MR. STEINBRENNER. 215 00:08:33,567 --> 00:08:35,667 UH-- 216 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:38,033 YEAH, A TRAGEDY, RIGHT. 217 00:08:38,033 --> 00:08:41,500 MY--MOTHER. 218 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,033 YEAH, BUT, UH, SHE'LL PULL THROUGH. 219 00:08:43,033 --> 00:08:44,533 SHE'S A TOUGH OLD BROAD. 220 00:08:44,533 --> 00:08:46,567 ANYWAY, UM, LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY MAN, 221 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,800 AND I JUST WANTED TO START BY-- 222 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,700 [TV blaring] 223 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:53,800 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND, SIR. 224 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,233 NO TV! NO TV! 225 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:57,600 NO! NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 226 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,100 NO TV! 227 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,033 YEAH, HELLO? I'M SORRY. 228 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:02,333 SORRY ABOUT THAT. NO, NO, NO. 229 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,200 NO, I CAN DO THIS. SURE, YEAH. 230 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,400 UM, OKAY, WELL, MAINLY, I WANTED TO START 231 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,733 BY GETTING YOUR FEELINGS ON REVENUE SHARING. 232 00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:13,300 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 233 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,767 [whispering] NO, NO. 234 00:09:15,767 --> 00:09:17,700 OKAY, YEAH, WELL, THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 235 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:20,533 YEAH. YEAH-- 236 00:09:20,533 --> 00:09:21,700 RIGHT. 237 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,833 RIGHT, AND WHAT ABOUT THE SMALLER MARKETS? 238 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,700 HEY! 239 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:27,067 YOU'RE NOT EATING DOUGHNUTS, OKAY? 240 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,533 NO DOUGHNUTS FOR YOU! 241 00:09:29,533 --> 00:09:31,900 I--YEAH, SORRY. 242 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,167 IT'S THE KIDS, YEAH. 243 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:35,533 KIDS, I KNOW. 244 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,000 YEAH, TOO BAD YOU CAN'T FIRE THEM. 245 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,600 ALTHOUGH YOU PROBABLY HAVE, RIGHT? 246 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,567 YEAH-- GET DOWN FROM THERE! 247 00:09:41,567 --> 00:09:42,800 STOP IT! 248 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,167 HEY--SIT DOWN! 249 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,533 I WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO EAT! 250 00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:48,167 HELLO. 251 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:51,633 OH. WE'RE DONE? 252 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,000 WELL-- 253 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,333 YEAH. OKAY. 254 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:58,400 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, SIR. 255 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,933 MICHAEL! 256 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,500 PUT IT DOWN. PUT IT DOWN. 257 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,733 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID? 258 00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:04,133 DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS ON THE PHONE? 259 00:10:04,133 --> 00:10:06,700 - NO. - IT DOESN'T MATTER. 260 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:10,633 GEORGE STEINBRENNER! 261 00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:12,133 SO NONE OF THIS, OKAY? 262 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:15,200 NONE OF THIS CAPTAIN SUGAR'S CHOCOLATE-COVERED SUGAR FOR YOU. 263 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,433 YOU'RE HUNGRY? 264 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:18,133 ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY, HERE. 265 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:19,733 HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA EAT. 266 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:22,000 FIBER 100, ALL RIGHT? 267 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,300 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 268 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,467 NO FUN STUFF, OKAY? 269 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:26,233 NO CARTOONS ON THE BOX FOR YOU. 270 00:10:26,233 --> 00:10:30,333 YOU'RE--YOU'RE GETTING TWO GRANDMAS ON A BIKE-- 271 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:32,600 THE KIND OF CRAP I HAVE TO EAT EVERY DAY. 272 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,333 YEAH, YEAH, NO MAZE TO CHOCOLATE LAND. 273 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:38,833 HERE, HERE, YOU CAN READ ABOUT COLON HEALTH. 274 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:41,200 SO DIG IN! 275 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,900 HERE YOU GO. 276 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:45,967 HERE'S SOME DELICIOUS SKIM MILK FOR YOU. 277 00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:49,100 WELCOME TO MY WORLD. 278 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:51,833 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, 279 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:53,267 HERE'S HOW IT'S GONNA GO TODAY. 280 00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:54,633 NO CARTOONS, NO VIDEO GAMES, 281 00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:57,133 NO COMPUTER GAMES, NO FUN, OKAY? 282 00:10:57,133 --> 00:11:00,500 FIRST, YOU'RE GONNA EAT THIS WOOD. 283 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,267 AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR HOMEWORK, 284 00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:04,467 AND YOU'RE GONNA COME DOWNSTAIRS TO MY OFFICE. 285 00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:07,767 IT'S STUDY HALL. THAT'S RIGHT. 286 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,800 YOU'RE GONNA WORK RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME 287 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,433 WHERE I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU; YOU GOT THAT? 288 00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:15,000 - I DON'T HAVE ANY HOMEWORK. 289 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,600 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 290 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:20,233 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DEALING WITH HERE, HUH? 291 00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:21,633 I MAY SEEM STUPID, 292 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:23,067 BUT THAT'S JUST TO GET YOUR MOTHER 293 00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:27,200 TO NOT ASK ME TO DO STUFF, OKAY? 294 00:11:29,733 --> 00:11:31,267 I KNOW ALL THE ANGLES, PAL. 295 00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:32,933 I KNOW ALL THE EXCUSES. 296 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:35,733 IF MY DOG SHAMSKI HAD EATEN AS MUCH HOMEWORK AS I SAID, 297 00:11:35,733 --> 00:11:40,167 HE WOULD HAVE POOPED THE ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA. 298 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,700 ALL RIGHT? 299 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,067 SO YOU JUST EAT THIS, 300 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,433 AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HOMEWORK, 301 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:46,333 AND YOU'RE COMING DOWNSTAIRS. 302 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,467 - I DON'T HAVE ANY. 303 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:51,567 - YOU'RE STICKING WITH THAT STORY, HUH? 304 00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:53,100 ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 305 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,333 THEN YOU'RE JUST GONNA COME DOWNSTAIRS, 306 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,133 AND YOU'RE GONNA WATCH ME WORK. 307 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,100 YOU THINK SCHOOL IS BORING AND MEANINGLESS. 308 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:01,600 WAIT'LL YOU SEE WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING. 309 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:05,267 OH, CAPTAIN SUGAR. HE'S COMING WITH ME. 310 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:08,400 HEY, LOOK, A PRIZE! 311 00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:13,867 - THIS IS BORING. 312 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,600 - THAT'S RIGHT. 313 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:20,267 BET YOU WISH YOU WERE BACK AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW, HUH? 314 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,800 NO? NOT YET? ALL RIGHT, WELL-- 315 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:26,067 DON'T WORRY; WE'LL BE DONE HERE IN ABOUT... 316 00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:29,800 OH, FIVE HOURS. 317 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,733 [giggles] 318 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,433 HEY, WHA--WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 319 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:42,333 - READING. 320 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,967 - NO, NO, NO. COMICS IS NOT-- 321 00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:48,467 WHAT IS SHE WEARING? 322 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,833 THEY SHOULD HAVE RATINGS ON THIS, 323 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:53,167 'CAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE. 324 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:04,433 ALL RIGHT, PAY ATTENTION. I'M GONNA-- 325 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:06,533 I'M GONNA READ YOU SOMETHING THAT I'M WORKING ON. 326 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:08,833 IT'S, UH, A BASEBALL COLUMN. 327 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:12,067 "EVERYBODY ALWAYS SAYS THE DESIGNATED HITTER 328 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,933 "HAS TAKEN THE STRATEGY OUT OF THE GAME. 329 00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:16,900 "YOU KNOW, IS THE MANAGER GONNA PINCH-HIT FOR THE PITCHER, 330 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,300 "OR IS HE GONNA LEAVE HIM IN? 331 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,233 "I SAY, WHAT'S SO EXCITING 332 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:25,033 ABOUT WATCHING SOME FAT MANAGER THINK?" 333 00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:28,067 HOW'S THAT SOUND? - GOOD. 334 00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:30,567 - YEAH? WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT IT? 335 00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:33,700 - THE FAT MANAGER. 336 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:37,133 - IT'S KINDA FUNNY, ISN'T IT? 337 00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:43,100 [sighs] ALL RIGHT. 338 00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:50,000 - THE KIDS TEASED ME. 339 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,367 - WHAT? 340 00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:54,233 - IN MY CLASS, ALL THE KIDS LAUGHED AT ME. 341 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,400 - THE KIDS LAUGHED AT YOU? WHY? 342 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,133 - I WENT UP TO THE TEACHER TO ASK HER A QUESTION, 343 00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:02,267 AND I ACCIDENTALLY SAID, "MOMMY." 344 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,067 - YOU CALLED THE TEACHER "MOMMY"? 345 00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:10,200 WHY? WAS THE TEACHER YELLING? 346 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,600 - THEN I CRIED, AND EVERYBODY CALLED ME CRYBABY. 347 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:36,900 - [sighs] 348 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:40,033 I MADE YOU EAT THE FIBER. 349 00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:55,267 HEY-- 350 00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:56,833 SPEAKING OF BASEBALL, 351 00:14:56,833 --> 00:15:00,800 I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE STORY ABOUT ME IN LITTLE LEAGUE? 352 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,533 IT'S KINDA FUNNY. 353 00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:04,767 IT'S, UH-- 354 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:06,267 I WAS A LITTLE OLDER THAN YOU, 355 00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:08,633 AND RIGHT BEFORE THE GAME, 356 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:12,033 I HAD JUST DRANK A LOT OF KOOL-AID. 357 00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:13,567 SO I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, 358 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:16,333 BUT I DECIDED TO HOLD IT, 'CAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID, 359 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,533 I DIDN'T LIKE GOING TO THE BATHROOM. 360 00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:20,067 NOW I LIKE GOING TO THE BATHROOM. 361 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:22,833 I LIKE IT A LOT. 362 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:26,100 SO, IT'S THE THIRD INNING, 363 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,733 AND I'M PLAYING SECOND BASE, 364 00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:29,467 AND I GOT TO GO REAL BAD. 365 00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:31,833 AND I'M--I'M SCRUNCHING MY LEGS TOGETHER, 366 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:34,633 AND I'M BANGING MY MITT AGAINST MY THIGH, 367 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,367 AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP UP THE CHATTER REAL LOUD. 368 00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:39,233 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IF I SCREAMED LOUD ENOUGH, 369 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:40,433 IT WOULD DISTRACT ME. 370 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:41,900 YOU KNOW, "HEY, BATTER, BATTER, 371 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:45,067 HEY, BATTER, BATTER, HEY, BATTER, BATTER, SWING!" 372 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:49,200 BUT, I COULDN'T HOLD IT. 373 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,033 I STARTED TO GO. 374 00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:54,300 - YOU WERE ON THE FIELD? 375 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:58,267 - RIGHT BETWEEN FIRST AND SECOND. 376 00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:03,000 IT--IT--IT FELT SO BAD... 377 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,133 AND YET SO GOOD. 378 00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:11,900 I STILL TRIED TO KEEP UP THE CHATTER, 379 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,933 BUT IT WAS MORE LIKE, 380 00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:17,533 [weak, high-pitched] "HEY, BATTER, BATTER, HEY. 381 00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:20,400 "HEY, BATTER. 382 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,333 SWING." 383 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:27,633 SO THIS-- 384 00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:31,067 THIS DARK SPOT IS GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER. 385 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:32,567 BUT NOBODY SEEMED TO NOTICE, 386 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:34,400 SO I JUST THOUGHT SOON AS THE INNING'S OVER, 387 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,867 I'M JUST GONNA RUN OFF THE FIELD. 388 00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:38,733 I'M GONNA JUMP ON MY BIKE, AND RIDE HOME. 389 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,233 JUST THEN, I LOOK UP, AND THERE'S 390 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,767 DAVE MALLOY ON OUR BENCH. 391 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:46,333 [simulating slow-mo audio] HE-E-E-E-E-E-EY! 392 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:52,133 LOOK AT B-A-A-A-R-O-N-E!" 393 00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:04,633 I LOOK UP, AND ALL THE KIDS ARE LAUGHING AT ME-- 394 00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,400 MY OWN TEAMMATES. 395 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,000 THEY WERE POUNDING THE FENCE, THEY WERE LAUGHING SO HARD. 396 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,733 AND-- 397 00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:12,100 [sighs] 398 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:16,333 THERE I WAS AT SECOND BASE... 399 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:20,033 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING. 400 00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:21,767 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 401 00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:25,367 - I DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. 402 00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:26,800 I CRIED. 403 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,900 I BAWLED MY EYES OUT. 404 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,567 I SHOULD'VE CRIED EARLIER. 405 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:34,700 MAYBE IT WOULD'VE DIVERTED SOME OF THE PEE INTO TEARS. 406 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,033 - REALLY? 407 00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:39,800 - NAH, THE BODY DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 408 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:44,767 ANYWAY, YOU KNOW HOW IN BASEBALL YOU WANT A COOL NICKNAME? 409 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:48,200 YOU KNOW, LIKE "HAMMERIN' HANK" OR "THE BIG HURT"? 410 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,100 YOU KNOW WHAT THE KIDS CALLED ME? 411 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,933 "PEE-PEE" RAYMOND. 412 00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,733 THAT'S PRETTY CLEVER, HUH? "PEE-PEE" RAYMOND. 413 00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:58,167 "'PEE-PEE' RAYMOND! 'PEE-PEE' RAYMOND!" 414 00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:03,433 THAT WAS ME-- "PEE-PEE" RAYMOND. 415 00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:04,967 YEAH. 416 00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:07,567 THAT WAS A BAD DAY. 417 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:10,600 IT WAS LIKE I HAD A RAIN DELAY IN MY PANTS. 418 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,533 - [laughs] 419 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,667 - SO-- 420 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,600 THAT'S BASEBALL. 421 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,900 OH, BY THE WAY, 422 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,233 COUPLE DAYS LATER, 423 00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:33,400 KEVIN SAGANSKI IS AT THE BLACKBOARD. 424 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,167 HE BENDS DOWN TO PICK UP SOME CHALK, 425 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:38,400 HIS PANTS SPLIT WIDE OPEN. 426 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,433 ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M OFF THE HOOK, YOU KNOW? 427 00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:44,167 "PEE-PEE" RAYMOND, IT'S OLD NEWS NOW. 428 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,633 THE TALK OF THE TOWN? 429 00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:47,933 "BUTT-CRACK" SAGANSKI. 430 00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:51,167 [both chuckling] 431 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:52,667 - THAT'S FUNNY. 432 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,167 - YEAH. 433 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,300 YEAH, IT'S FUNNY. 434 00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,600 - DADDY? 435 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,533 - YEAH? 436 00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:07,033 - I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 437 00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:10,167 - YOU KNOW WHAT? ME TOO. 438 00:19:12,033 --> 00:19:13,767 AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 439 00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,733 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO "BUTT-CRACK" SAGANSKI? 440 00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:17,300 - WHAT? 441 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:21,400 - HE'S NOW THE PRESIDENT OF FRUIT OF THE LOOM UNDERWEAR. 442 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,033 - OH, YEAH! 443 00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:32,300 DAD'S STILL GOT THE MOVES, MIKEY! 444 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,967 I'M GOING OFF THE MAT! 445 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,100 WHOO! 446 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,900 I AM ON FIRE! 447 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,033 - HI, MOMMY. 448 00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:49,367 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 449 00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:52,733 - WHAT AM I DOING? I'M GETTING ALL FUNKY, BABY! 450 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,533 TAKE OVER, YEAH. 451 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,933 THAT'S HEREDITARY, THAT FUNK. 452 00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:06,800 - SO THIS IS YOUR SOLUTION? 453 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,700 LET HIM STAY HOME ALL DAY AND HAVE A DANCE PARTY? 454 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:11,500 HE'S NEVER GONNA GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN. 455 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,500 - MICHAEL, YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW? 456 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,433 - YEP. 457 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,867 - REALLY? 458 00:20:19,867 --> 00:20:23,233 - YOU HEARD THE BOY. 459 00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:24,400 OH, AND, UH, 460 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,900 WHEN YOU PACK HIS LUNCH TOMORROW, 461 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:29,000 HE WANTS SALAMI SANDWICH WITH CHIPS--BARBECUED FLAVOR-- 462 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,333 AND DON'T GIVE HIM THE CELERY WITH THE PEANUT BUTTER. 463 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,367 HE'S JUST GONNA TRADE IT FOR A FRUIT ROLL-UP. 464 00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:35,600 - HOW DID YOU DO THIS? 465 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,867 - WELL, LET'S JUST SAY OUR KIDS ARE LUCKY 466 00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:43,567 THAT THEIR FATHER HAS LED A VERY EMBARRASSING LIFE. 467 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,367 BY THE WAY, I KNOW WHY HE DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL. 468 00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:46,400 - WHY? 469 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,833 - SOME OF THE KIDS WERE TEASING HIM 470 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,467 'CAUSE HE CALLED ONE OF THE TEACHERS "MOMMY." 471 00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:51,533 - HE CALLED ONE OF THE TEACHERS "MOMMY"? 472 00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:52,833 - YEAH. 473 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:55,767 - WHY? WAS THE TEACHER YELLING? 474 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:06,333 - OOH! OOH! WHOO! WHOO! 475 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,633 [bus stopping] 476 00:21:16,533 --> 00:21:17,533 all: DADDY! 477 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,433 - HEY, HEY, GUYS. HOW WAS SCHOOL? 478 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:21,567 - GREAT! - YEAH? WHAT'D YOU DO? 479 00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:25,033 - HEY, LOOK! IT'S "PEE-PEE" RAYMOND! 480 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,267 all: [chanting] "PEE-PEE" RAYMOND! 481 00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:29,400 "PEE-PEE" RAYMOND!