[cartoon sound effects]
- GUYS, GUYS, HOW LOUD DO YOU NEED THAT?
COME ON, THAT'S OLD MAN VOLUME.
HEY--HEY, WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES?
- ALLY PUT THEM IN HER CD PLAYER.
- WHA-- [sighs]
GOTTA DO THIS MANUALLY? I'M LIKE A CAVE MAN NOW.
ALLY!
WHERE'S ALLY?
- YOU TOOK HER OVER TO THE SPENCERS' LAST NIGHT.
- I WOULDN'T HAVE TOOK HER
IF I KNEW SHE HAD MY BATTERIES.
COME ON. WHERE'S MY BATTERIES?
WHY DO WE HAVE A THOUSAND PACKETS OF KETCHUP?
- I GUESS NOBODY LIKES KETCHUP.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS REMOTE STAYS WITH ME.
I HOPE YOU LIKE THAT CHANNEL,
'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONE YOU'RE WATCHING
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
- OKAY. RAY, I'M...
RAY?
WE'RE OUT OF MILK, SO I'M GOING TO THE STORE.
- ALL RIGHT, DEB, I'M GONNA GO...
DEB, I'M GONNA GO BUY BATTERIES!
- HEY. - HEY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I'M GETTIN' BATTERIES. HA HA. THIS IS FUNNY.
- YEAH. - YEAH.
HA HA.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU GETTING?
- EVERYTHING ELSE.
HEY, YOU WANNA SHOP WITH ME?
- ALL RIGHT.
REMEMBER THAT TIME I PUT YOU IN THE CART,
AND STARTED PUSHING YOU AROUND?
- OH, YEAH.
- I PICKED YOU UP IN THE HOT BABE SECTION.
- THAT WASN'T REALLY SHOPPING. THAT WAS...
- FALLING IN LOVE.
- ALL RIGHT. COME ON, SHOP WITH ME.
I LIKE HAVING YOU HERE.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT. WELL, GET IN.
- NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - YEAH. COME ON.
- WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE.
- PRICE CHECK!
I NEED A PRICE CHECK ON A PIECE OF CHEESECAKE!
- PUT ME DOWN-- DON'T PUT ME IN THE CART.
- RAYMOND. - OH, HI, MARIE.
- HEY.
- THERE'S SOMETHING I CAN'T DO.
- THAT'S NOT ALL YOU CAN'T DO.
- SO...THIS IS FUNNY--
FIRST RAY, NOW YOU GUYS.
IT'S KINDA LIKE A REUNION.
- HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT, DAD.
OH, THIS IS GOOD STUFF. WE GOTTA GET SOME OF THIS.
- OKAY. SURE. - YEAH, IT'S REALLY GOOD.
- WHERE ARE THE KIDS?
- OH, MY GOD, THE BOYS, YOU LEFT THEM?
- NO, Y-YOU DID!
- NO, YOU DID. - OH, MY GOD!
- RAY, DAMN IT, I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO THE STORE!
- I TOLD YOU!
- HOW COULD YOU TELL ME WHEN I'M NOT THERE?
- WHY ARE YOU STANDING HERE?
- GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
- COME ON, FRANK. COME ON. HURRY.
- HEY, KID, THIS CEREAL IS GOOD.
TAKE A HANDFUL AND PUT IT BACK.
- MICHAEL, GEOFFREY! - OH, MIKE, GEOFF.
- OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU OKAY? - OKAY. YOU'RE OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE OKAY. THIS ONE'S OKAY.
- IS HE OKAY? - GIMME THAT ONE.
GIMME HIM AGAIN. GIMME HIM AGAIN.
- OH, MY GOD. THEY SEEM OKAY.
- OKAY. YEAH, THEY'RE OKAY.
OH, IT'S OKAY, BOYS.
MOMMY DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE YOU.
- RAY! - WHAT?
THEY NEED REASSURANCE.
- OH, MY POOR ANGELS. OH.
OH, IT'S OKAY. OH.
- THEY'RE OKAY, MARIE.
- OH, I'M NEVER LEAVING YOU AGAIN.
- MARIE, THEY'RE FINE.
- THEY'RE OKAY. YOU'RE FINE, RIGHT, BOYS?
- LOOK, DADDY, PANCAKES.
- SHAPED LIKE BUNNIES.
- YOU MADE PANCAKES?
- OH, MY GOD!
THEY COULD'VE BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN.
- WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD MAKE PANCAKES?
- I SMELL PANCAKES.
- DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS
TO BE PLAYING WITH A STOVE?
- WHERE ARE THE PANCAKES?
- YOU WANT A PANCAKE, GRANDPA?
- WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN SAYING HERE?
- ALLY, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
- THE SPENCERS DROPPED ME OFF A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
- SO YOU WERE ALONE HERE WITH THE BOYS?
YOU MADE THE PANCAKES?
- YEAH. THE BOYS WERE HUNGRY, SO I FED THEM.
- OH.
OH, WELL...
WELL, LOOK AT EVERYTHING. IT LOOKS FINE.
WELL...YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
WELL, THAT'S GREAT!
YOU'RE DADDY'S BIG GIRL, AREN'T YOU, HONEY?
GIMME A PANCAKE.
- GIMME THREE PANCAKES.
- I ONLY HAD A COUPLE LEFT, GRANDPA,
AND THEY CAME OUT KIND OF UGLY.
- THIS STOMACH KNOWS NOT UGLY.
- AW, ALLY, HONEY, IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU...
- YOUR MOTHER COULD BE FACING CRIMINAL CHARGES.
- LISTEN, MARIE, EVERYTHING IS FINE.
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
- YOU THINK I WANNA THINK THESE THINGS?
I DON'T.
BUT THEN I LOOK AROUND, AND, UH, HUH...
- AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AROUND, YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE?
- HEY! HEY! TRY ONE OF THESE.
LOOK, IT'S A BUNNY. HI, I'M A BUNNY.
OH, THE BOTTOM OF A COW, HUH?
- DELICIOUS. I'M DONE.
BYE.
COME ON, MARIE, MAKE ME LUNCH.
- HONEY, LISTEN, I'LL GET THAT.
- I CAN DO IT.
- NO, HONEY, YOU'VE HELPED MOMMY OUT ENOUGH.
- YES, YOU HAVE, DEAR, AND THANK GOD FOR YOU.
YOU HAVE LEARNED RESPONSIBILITY AND COOKING
AGAINST ALL ODDS.
- [sighs] [door closes]
IT WOULD HAVE TO HAPPEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.
- YEAH.
BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
EVERYTHING WE DO HAPPENS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.
- ARE WE TERRIBLE PARENTS?
- PROBABLY.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I MEAN, HOW BAD COULD WE BE? LOOK.
LOOK AT HER. SHE DID GREAT.
SHE TOOK CARE OF EVERYTHING.
WE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.
WE RAISED A KID WHO'S RAISING THE REST OF THE KIDS.
- I'M NOT SURE THAT'S HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
- WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER PANCAKE, DADDY?
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M STARVIN'.
- LOOK, I MADE YOU A FOOTBALL.
- OH, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE LIKE AN ARTIST--
A PANCAKE ARTIST.
THAT'S THE KIND OF ART THAT DADDY APPRECIATES.
- I LIKE DOING THIS STUFF.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I COULD DO?
YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO DO MORE STUFF AROUND THE HOUSE?
- SURE. IT WAS FUN.
- OF COURSE IT'S FUN.
IT'S FUN TO HELP MOMMY.
- LISTEN, I MEAN, I WOULD BE THRILLED
TO GET SOME MORE HELP AROUND HERE.
THERE'S CLEANING AND LAUNDRY AND--
- COOKING.
- WELL, MAYBE SOME TIME WHEN YOU GUYS GO OUT,
I CAN BABYSIT FOR REAL.
- OH, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
- BUT YOU SAID I DID A GOOD JOB WITH THE BOYS.
- IT'S TRUE...RIGHT?
TWINS ALIVE, HOUSE--HOUSE NOT ON FIRE,
PANCAKES IN STOMACH.
- WELL, A LOT OF GIRLS HER AGE DO BABYSIT.
- AND COOK.
IN SOME COUNTRIES,
SHE'D BE MARRIED AND RUNNING HER OWN FARM.
- I DON'T KNOW.
IT STILL MAKES ME A LITTLE NERVOUS.
- YEAH. YOU KNOW, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, HONEY,
WHEN IT COMES TO BABYSITTING,
WE KINDA LEAVE THAT UP TO GRANDMA.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?
WHY DON'T YOU BABYSIT FOR US TOMORROW?
- I CAN BABYSIT? - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO, NO.
- YOU CAN BABYSIT! - YES!
BOYS, MOM AND DAD SAY I'M IN CHARGE OF YOU!
- WELL...
OKAY, BUT WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
YOU'RE NOT CUTTING MY MOTHER OUT ENTIRELY.
- THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING.
- NO, NO. NO, NO, LISTEN.
- YOU WANTED ALLY TO HELP.
- NO, NO, NO. I JUST LIKE PANCAKES.
- YOU SAID IT-- ALLY IS GROWING UP.
SHE'S MATURE. SHE'S RESPONSIBLE.
SHE WANTS TO HELP OUT.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT. BUT MY MOTHER--
- IT'S THE PERFECT SYSTEM--
ALLY WILL BE HELPING ME A LOT.
- WAIT A MINUTE.
- GOOD-BYE, MARIE.
WHOO-HOO!
- SO DID YOU TELL MA THAT ALLY'S GONNA BABY-SIT TONIGHT?
- NO. WHAT, ARE YOU STUPID?
ALLY, WHAT DO YOU SAY IF GRANDMA CALLS TONIGHT?
- YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM.
- ATTA-GIRL.
HOW 'BOUT THAT GRILLED CHEESE?
ISN'T THAT GREAT GRILLED CHEESE?
- IT'S AMAZING.
I'M TELLING YOU, RAY, SHE'S GREAT AT THAT GRIDDLE.
HEY, YOU KNOW, ALLY, WE'RE GONNA SELL
A WHOLE LINE OF GRIDDLES WITH YOUR FACE ON THEM.
- WHAT'S SHE GOT GOING TODAY?
- GRILLED CHEESE.
- I'M IN.
THROW SOME HAM ON ONE OF THEM.
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DON'T WORRY, I'LL GIVE YOU HALF OF MINE.
- ALL RIGHT. - SUCKER.
- SO AMY SAYS WE SHOULD JUST MEET HER AT THE MOVIE THEATER.
- ALL RIGHT. GREAT. - ALL RIGHT.
- HEY, DEBRA, LOOK AT YOU.
- WHAT?
- OH, NOTHING. IT'S JUST...LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD.
- OH, WELL, THANK YOU, ROBERT.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- NO, I'M JUST SAYING SHE'S LOOKIN' GOOD,
YOU KNOW, ALL GLOWY AND HAPPY.
- YEAH, YEAH, YOU ARE LOOKIN' GOOD.
WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NOTHING. I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST FEEL GOOD. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
- OH, ALLY.
ALLY, HONEY...
YOU DROPPED A SOCK.
YOU MIGHT WANNA GET THE BOYS STARTED ON BEDTIME.
- OKAY, MOMMY.
MICHAEL, GEOFFREY, PAJAMAS!
- HEY, ALLY, SWEETIE, UH,
I THINK MY GRILLED CHEESE IS BURNING.
- OKAY, GRANDPA.
- HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
HOW 'BOUT ONE MORE FOR THE OLD MAN?
- OKAY, DADDY.
- AND ONE MORE FOR THE HANDSOME MAN.
- WELL, THANK YOU, DAD, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE TOO.
[laughing]
- YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES THIS SANDWICH SO GREAT?
DOESN'T COME WITH A SIDE OF MARIE.
- FRANK.
- SOMEBODY SCREWED UP YOUR ORDER.
- FRANK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LEE AND STAN ARE COMING OVER FOR DINNER
IN A HALF AN HOUR.
- I'M LOOSENING UP.
- HEY, MA, WOULD YOU LIKE ALLY TO MAKE YOU
ONE OF THESE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES?
I SWEAR, THEY'RE THE BEST I EVER TA--
- * TA...AKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME *
both: * TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROWD *
* BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK *
- ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ENOUGH.
OH, HONEY,
YOU'RE DOING THAT ALL WRONG.
LET GRANDMA SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THAT.
- HEY, BUTT OUT, SHE'S BUSY.
- FINE. WE HAVE TO GO ANYWAY.
I DON'T WANNA BE LATE FOR LEE AND STAN.
- OH, YEAH. MOM AND DAD,
YOU GUYS SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING TOO.
- OH, YEAH, RAY. YOU KNOW, SHE'S RIGHT.
COME ON. WE GOTTA BE THERE BY 8:00.
- [mumbles] - WAIT.
YOU'RE ALL GOING OUT?
- UH...
NOT OUT, IN.
IN--INTO THE LIVING ROOM. WE WANNA BE THERE BY 8:00.
YEAH.
- RAY, RAY...
RELAX. WE CAN TELL HER.
- WELL, HA...
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
BUT YOU'RE CUTTIN' IT CLOSE, YOU KNOW?
UH, I'M GONNA MEET YOU BY THE COUCH.
- I'LL BE AT THE COFFEE TABLE.
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. TELL ME WHAT?
- GUYS, GUYS, COME ON. MARIE WILL UNDERSTAND.
WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT,
AND WE'VE ASKED ALLY TO BABYSIT.
- OH, I UNDERSTAND...
YOU'RE INSANE.
- IT'S OKAY, GRANDMA.
I BABYSAT THE LAST TWO NIGHTS.
- ALLY, SWEETIE, UH...
THAT LAUNDRY'S NOT GONNA FOLD ITSELF.
COME ON.
- MARIE, ALLY WILL BE FINE.
I USED TO BABYSIT WHEN I WAS HER AGE.
- AND YOU USED TO SMOKE TOO, DIDN'T YOU?
- I DID NOT SMOKE.
- WELL, YOUR PARENTS WERE VERY LIBERAL, WEREN'T THEY?
- YES, BUT...
- THEY WERE HIPPIES.
- THEY WERE NOT HIPPIES.
I'M NOT GONNA HAVE THIS DISCUSSION.
WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES.
- YES. TO THE MOVIES WE GO. - YEAH. LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES.
- WELL, I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.
- OKAY, GOOD NIGHT.
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING GUESTS OVER.
- IT WAS JUST LEE AND STAN. ENOUGH WITH THEM ALREADY.
- ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE.
- WELL, THEN, I GUESS I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO THINKS THE CHILDREN ARE IMPORTANT.
- RAY, GET BACK IN HERE.
MARIE, I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR MY KIDS.
- OH, REALLY?
BY MAKING YOUR DAUGHTER COOK AND CLEAN?
LOOK AT THE POOR LITTLE THING.
SHE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE FOLDING GROWN-UP UNDERWEAR.
WHAT'S NEXT? YOU GONNA HAVE HER SWEEP THE CHIMNEY?
- MA, COME ON. SHE'S NOT SNOW WHITE.
- CINDERELLA. - SHUT UP.
- MARIE, LOOK, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO TELL ALLY
THAT WE TRUST HER ENOUGH TO TAKE ON MORE RESPONSIBILITY.
- BY MAKING HER INTO A SLAVE?
- SHE'S NOT A SLAVE. - YEAH.
COME ON, THIS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT
DAD MADE US DO WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
- THAT'S TRUE. TALK ABOUT SLAVES.
- I BEG YOUR FREAKIN' PARDON.
- COME ON.
UH, UH,
"RAKE THOSE LEAVES. SHOVEL THAT SNOW."
- "CHANGE THAT TIRE. LIFT THAT PIANO."
- HEY, I ONLY ASKED YOU TWO BOZOS TO DO STUFF
SO YOU COULD FEEL THAT YOU WEREN'T WORTHLESS.
IT'S CALLED BEING A GOOD FATHER.
- YEAH. HA. - [mumbling]
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
I EVEN PAID YOU.
- OH, YEAH, YEAH. ONE NICKEL.
ONE TIME.
- AND WE HAD TO SHARE IT.
- HEY, HEY, REMEMBER THE TIME
WE--WE PUT OUR NICKEL TOGETHER
AND BOUGHT NOTHING?
- OKAY, SO, UH, HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING
YOUR LITTLE HELPER?
- WELL, ACTUALLY...
WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN INTO ANY SPECIFICS YET.
YEAH. WE'RE CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS.
- ALLY, COME IN HERE.
- UH, ALL RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
- YOU WANNA CRUNCH NUMBERS? LET'S CRUNCH.
I UNDERSTAND YOU DO NOT RECEIVE COMPENSATION.
- WHAT?
- THEY'RE NOT PAYING YOU.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT. DAD, WE GET IT.
- NO. I'M GLAD YOU POINTED OUT WHAT A BAD FATHER I WAS.
I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE.
- HOW DOES $10 AN HOUR GRAB YOU?
- FRANK.
- EXCUSE ME. I'M TALKING TO MY CLIENT.
YOU LIKE NICE THINGS, DON'T YOU?
PARTY SHOES, TAFFY...
DOLLS THAT PEE.
- FRANK,
WE GIVE ALLY ALL THAT SHE NEEDS.
- THAT IS MANAGEMENT TALKING.
- I THINK THIS WHOLE TOPIC IS INAPPROPRIATE.
ALLY SHOULD NOT BE PAID
BECAUSE THE CHILD SHOULDN'T BE WORKING.
SHE SHOULD BE OUT CHASING BUTTERFLIES
AND HOPPING SCOTCH.
- OKAY. HERE ARE HER DEMANDS--
$10 PER HOUR, BEDTIME OF HER CHOOSING,
AN ASSORTMENT OF SUGARY BREAKFAST CEREALS...
- OHH, LUCKY CHARMS JUST ADDED A NEW MARSHMALLOW SHAPE.
RAINBOWS.
- UH, SHE ALSO WANTS A BUCKET OF CHICKEN,
AND HER GRANDMOTHER SHOULD TAKE A LONG VACATION.
THAT'S MY COMMISSION.
- DAD, LOOK, WE'RE NOT GONNA PLAY YOUR STUPID GAME.
- GAME? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?
WALK AWAY.
- WHAT?
- WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE.
- WHERE AM I GOING?
- NOWHERE, HONEY.
- YES, YOU ARE. YOU'RE GOING ON STRIKE!
WE'RE SHUTTIN' YOU DOWN!
- I'M AVAILABLE, IF YOU NEED ME.
AND IT WON'T COST YOU ANYTHING.
- YO, SCAB, YOU LIKE YOUR KNEECAPS?
- OKAY, UH, YOU KNOW, I...
I--I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
FRANK, MARIE, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE.
NOW THAT ALLY IS AT A POINT
WHERE SHE CAN DO MORE AROUND THE HOUSE,
WE WON'T BE NEEDING AS MUCH...OUTSIDE HELP.
- WELL, DEBRA, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE YOU DON'T WANT ME HERE AT ALL.
- UH, NO, NO.
NO, WE WELCOME YOU AND YOUR DELIGHTFUL WAY.
- NO, DEBRA'S NEVER BEEN COMFORTABLE ACCEPTING MY HELP.
AND I THINK NOW YOU'RE...
TRYING TO USE THIS SITUATION TO SHUT ME OUT ALTOGETHER.
- MARIE, YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO SIT AROUND
AND COME UP WITH SCHEMES TO GET YOU OUT OF MY LIFE?
- YEAH, MA, COME ON. THAT'S NOT ALL SHE DOES.
SOMETIMES SHE READS.
- MARIE, LOOK, WE ARE DOING THIS
BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT ALLY WANTS.
- WHAT ALLY WANTS!
- EVER SINCE WE LET HER TAKE ON MORE RESPONSIBILITY,
SHE'S BLOSSOMED.
- LIKE A CHRYSANTHEMUM.
- SHE'S MORE CONFIDENT, SHE'S INDEPENDENT,
AND SHE'S HAPPY.
AND ISN'T THAT WHAT WE ALL WANT,
FOR ALLY TO BE HAPPY?
- SO, SWEETIE, DO YOU LIKE BABY-SITTING?
DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY? - YEAH.
- BUT NOT FOR FREE.
ALLY, YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
LOOK AT THE NAPKIN--
I WAS WORKING OUR WAY UP TO PONY.
- ALL RIGHT. JUST STOP IT, DAD, OKAY?
ALLY IS HAPPY, AND THAT'S ALL WE CARE ABOUT--
MAKING ALLY HAPPY.
- REALLY? - YES, OF COURSE, HONEY.
- OH...BECAUSE...
MOLLY INVITED ME OVER TONIGHT, AND I KINDA WANTED TO GO,
BUT I TOLD HER I COULDN'T BECAUSE I WAS BABYSITTING.
- WELL, HONEY, YOU SHOULD DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
- SO I CAN GO TO MOLLY'S? - WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE MOVIES?
- SURE, HONEY, YOU CAN GO TO MOLLY'S.
RIGHT, DADDY?
- WELL, UH...YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, WE ONLY CARE ABOUT YOUR HAPPINESS.
- GREAT.
OH, AND WERE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THE MONEY?
'CAUSE I DID DO A LOT OF LAUNDRY.
- OH. OH, YEAH. OKAY. YEAH, SURE.
OH. I ONLY GOT A 20.
- THAT'S GOOD. - WH--
- HERE YOU GO, HONEY.
- THANK YOU, GRANDPA.
- THAT'S MY GIRL.
- WELL, CAN WE STILL GO TO THE MOVIES?
- OKAY, MARIE...YOU WIN.
YOU CAN BABYSIT.
- OH, I'D LOVE TO.
BUT I CAN'T.
SEE, I'M ENTERTAINING MY DEAR FRIENDS LEE AND STAN.
COME ON, FRANK.
- WELL, WELL, WAIT A MINUTE,
DAD, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
- OH, YOU CAN'T AFFORD ME.
- IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M GONNA GO SEE A MOVIE WITH AMY
AND THEN HAVE NO CHILDREN.
- [sighs]
WHOA.
WELL, UM ...
THERE'S NO REASON BOTH OF US SHOULDN'T GO TO THE MOVIES.
OH, WAIT. YEAH, THERE'S A REASON RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S ONE REASON.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF BABYSITTING.
[both laugh]
[door opens]
HEY, WHOA, YOU'RE HOME EARLY.
[laughs nervously]
- DID YOU HAVE FUN AT MOLLY'S?
- YEAH. HOW ARE THINGS HERE?
ANY PROBLEM WITH THE TWINS?
- NO. THEY WERE GREAT.
- WHAT TIME DID THEY GO DOWN?
- ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR AGO.
- THAT'S PRETTY LATE.
WHAT, DID YOU LET THEM HAVE CHOCOLATE OR SOMETHING?
- NO.
- YEAH, I DID. [mumbles]
- [sighs]
- I THINK SHE SMELLED THE BEER ON MY BREATH.