1 00:00:03,733 --> 00:00:05,367 - HEY. 2 00:00:05,367 --> 00:00:08,000 I'M OUTSIDE WAITING IN THE CAR FOR 20 MINUTES. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,833 - COMING! 4 00:00:09,833 --> 00:00:11,833 - [groans] YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO YOUR HAIR. 5 00:00:11,833 --> 00:00:15,767 I MARRIED YOU ALREADY. 6 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:17,367 I'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE. 7 00:00:17,367 --> 00:00:18,800 - YEAH. YEAH, YOUR MINUTE, 8 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,400 IT'S A HALF AN HOUR. 9 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,033 THAT'S WHY THE KIDS CAN'T TELL TIME. 10 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:25,700 - I SAID I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. 11 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:27,400 - WE CAN TELL TIME. 12 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,967 - I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. 13 00:00:28,967 --> 00:00:31,600 HEY, COME ON, WE'RE GONNA MISS THE PREVIEWS! 14 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,633 - YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT STUPID. 15 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,133 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 16 00:00:35,133 --> 00:00:37,600 COME ON. YOU KNOW I NEED MY SEAT BY THE AISLE. 17 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,067 - IT'S 7:23. 18 00:00:39,067 --> 00:00:41,067 - DON'T TELL ME. TELL YOUR MOTHER! 19 00:00:41,067 --> 00:00:45,600 HELLO! THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY AISLE SEATS. 20 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,733 - REMIND HER YOU HAVE A SMALL BLADDER. 21 00:00:47,733 --> 00:00:49,600 - MA, PLEASE. 22 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,700 - HEY, QUIT YELLING. I CAN'T HEAR. 23 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:54,500 GO BACK TO THE CAR. 24 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:59,167 - I'M GONNA WAIT IN THE CAR. 25 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:03,000 I HAVE A SMALL BLADDER, YOU KNOW. 26 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:09,100 - THAT'S TRUE. 27 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:13,267 YOU REMEMBER HIS LITTLE LEAGUE GAME? 28 00:01:20,533 --> 00:01:22,833 - HEY. 29 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,600 - WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 30 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,633 - BECAUSE YOU'RE MY HUSBAND, 31 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:32,600 AND THAT IS THE FLATTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. 32 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,033 - HMM. YEAH. 33 00:01:35,033 --> 00:01:38,633 - ARE YOU STILL MAD BECAUSE WE MISSED A COUPLE OF PREVIEWS? 34 00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:40,667 - YEAH, AND WE HAD NO TIME FOR POPCORN, 35 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,667 I HAD TO SIT IN THE MIDDLE, I GOT UP TO THE BATHROOM, 36 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:45,167 EVERYBODY'S LIKE, "THIS GUY AGAIN?" 37 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:47,167 YEAH, OKAY, GREAT NIGHT. 38 00:01:49,133 --> 00:01:51,267 - RAY, I'M VERY SORRY 39 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:55,267 THAT THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE THEATER. 40 00:01:57,833 --> 00:02:01,000 - EVERY SINGLE TIME WE GO OUT, YOU MAKE ME WAIT. 41 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,033 - WHAT? THAT'S NOT TRUE. 42 00:02:03,033 --> 00:02:04,500 - EVERY SINGLE TIME. 43 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,433 YOU KNOW HOW I HATE BEING LATE. 44 00:02:06,433 --> 00:02:08,033 IT MAKES ME VERY ANXIOUS. 45 00:02:08,033 --> 00:02:11,233 I GET ALL UHH-EGH INSIDE. 46 00:02:11,233 --> 00:02:12,733 - WELL, RAY, IF I'M LATE, 47 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,733 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT REQUIRES 48 00:02:14,733 --> 00:02:17,100 THAT ONE OF US TENDS TO THE CHILDREN. 49 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,700 - DON'T GIVE ME THAT. 50 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:21,133 THE CHILDREN ARE NOWHERE NEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE UP HERE... 51 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,767 - YOU ARE ONE UGLY WOMAN. 52 00:02:34,633 --> 00:02:36,300 - BLAMING THE CHILDREN. 53 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:38,700 YOU WERE DOING THIS TO ME BEFORE WE WERE MARRIED. 54 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,267 YOU'D MAKE ME WAIT IN YOUR APARTMENT 55 00:02:40,267 --> 00:02:41,633 WHILE YOU WERE GETTING READY, 56 00:02:41,633 --> 00:02:44,433 AND I HAD TO SIT THERE AND LOOK AT YOUR BOOKS. 57 00:02:44,433 --> 00:02:47,200 - YOU USED TO THINK I WAS WORTH WAITING FOR. 58 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,633 - YOU WERE WORTH WAITING FOR, 59 00:02:48,633 --> 00:02:53,133 BUT AFTER 15 YEARS, YOU SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW. 60 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:59,267 - WHAT CAN I SAY, RAY? I CAN'T HELP IT. 61 00:02:59,267 --> 00:03:01,667 - YOU CAN HELP IT. YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO. 62 00:03:01,667 --> 00:03:04,767 IT'S ALL ABOUT CONTROL. YOU WANT THE CONTROL. 63 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:07,900 THAT'S RIGHT-- I LISTEN TO TALK RADIO. 64 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,333 - I'M CONTROLLING? 65 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:11,567 WHAT ABOUT YOU YELLING UP THE STAIRS, 66 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:15,800 "HURRY UP! LET'S GO! SMALL BLADDER!" 67 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,233 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANYBODY GO ANY FASTER. 68 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:20,633 - OH, YOU SEE? YOU DO DO IT ON PURPOSE. 69 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,533 - NO, I'M NOT DOING IT ON PURPOSE, 70 00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:24,867 BUT YOU MAKE ME ANXIOUS WHEN YOU YELL. 71 00:03:24,867 --> 00:03:28,667 AND THEN I GET ALL "UHH," TOO. 72 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:32,067 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. MY FATHER HAD A SYSTEM--A.I.S. 73 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:33,833 WHEN WE WERE KIDS 74 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:35,067 AND WE WOULD GO ON A CAR TRIP, 75 00:03:35,067 --> 00:03:36,567 HE WOULD SET A TIME-- 76 00:03:36,567 --> 00:03:40,233 "WE'RE LEAVING 9:00! A.I.S.!" 77 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:41,567 - "A.I.S."? 78 00:03:41,567 --> 00:03:44,067 - "ASS IN SEAT." 79 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:48,200 IF ANYONE'S ASS 80 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,033 WAS NOT IN THEIR SEAT AT THE DESIGNATED TIME, 81 00:03:51,033 --> 00:03:54,167 THAT ASS WAS LEFT BEHIND. 82 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:57,533 - SO IN THE FALL, 83 00:03:57,533 --> 00:04:01,233 DID YOU HAVE TO SET YOUR ASS BACK AN HOUR? 84 00:04:03,133 --> 00:04:05,700 - HA-HA. YEAH. 85 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:09,267 YEAH, GO AHEAD. LAUGH. 86 00:04:09,267 --> 00:04:10,900 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. 87 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,433 - WHAT? 88 00:04:12,433 --> 00:04:14,433 - WHEN I'M WAITING IN THE CAR 89 00:04:14,433 --> 00:04:16,067 AND YOU'RE UP HERE LA-DI-DA-ING, 90 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:20,133 IT'S PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT... YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. 91 00:04:20,133 --> 00:04:21,767 - OH...OKAY, RAY, 92 00:04:21,767 --> 00:04:23,800 I'M SORRY THAT IT FEELS THAT WAY TO YOU, 93 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,167 BUT I PROMISE YOU THAT IS NOT WHAT'S GOING ON. 94 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:27,300 - YEAH, YEAH. 95 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,567 - NO, REALLY. I MEAN IT. 96 00:04:29,567 --> 00:04:32,533 WHAT TIME ARE THE ESPY AWARDS TOMORROW? 97 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,067 - OH, NO, THAT'S RIGHT-- THE ESPY AWARDS. 98 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:35,800 YOU'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN, AREN'T YOU? 99 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,467 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME LATE FOR MY FAVORITE NIGHT OF THE YEAR. 100 00:04:38,467 --> 00:04:40,567 - I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR IT EITHER. 101 00:04:40,567 --> 00:04:42,033 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS NIGHT OUT 102 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:43,233 ALL YEAR LONG TOO. 103 00:04:43,233 --> 00:04:44,900 I EVEN BOUGHT A GREAT NEW DRESS. 104 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:49,667 - OH! A NEW DRESS! PLEASE! 105 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:52,367 LET ME JUST SAVE US TIME RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 106 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:55,033 THE SHOES GO PERFECT, AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK SKINNY. 107 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,200 OKAY, SO PLEASE, 108 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,367 COULD YOU JUST PUT IT ALL ON NOW 109 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,633 AND GO SLEEP IN THE CAR? 110 00:05:05,567 --> 00:05:08,733 - WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE TOMORROW NIGHT? 111 00:05:08,733 --> 00:05:10,167 - WELL... 112 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:12,767 I WANT TO GET THERE FOR THE APPETIZERS-- 113 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,333 - OH, GOD. - WHAT? 114 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:17,867 LAST YEAR WE MISSED THE BACON-WRAPPED SHRIMP. 115 00:05:17,867 --> 00:05:22,567 SO WE SHOULD LEAVE HERE NO LATER THAN...6:30. 116 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:24,467 - 6:30. 117 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:29,167 - YEAH? - 6:30, A.I.S. 118 00:05:30,767 --> 00:05:34,033 AND YOU WON'T BE YELLING UP THE STAIRS. 119 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:37,133 - I WON'T HAVE TO. 120 00:05:38,267 --> 00:05:42,133 6:30. - 6:30. 121 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:55,567 - I'M A VERY GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN. 122 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,167 [sighs] 123 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:13,733 - OH, RAY, YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME! 124 00:06:13,733 --> 00:06:16,400 ROBERT, DOESN'T RAY LOOK HANDSOME? 125 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:20,233 - YEAH, I'LL TAKE A TABLE FOR TWO NEAR THE BACK. 126 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:30,033 - SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE CIRCUS PEOPLE. 127 00:06:36,933 --> 00:06:39,000 WHAT--WHAT TIME YOU GOT? 128 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,833 - 6:25. 129 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,600 - YOU DON'T GOT 6:26? 130 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,567 - I WILL IN A MINUTE. 131 00:06:51,067 --> 00:06:52,333 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 132 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:54,033 - NOTHING. NOTHING. 133 00:06:54,033 --> 00:06:55,700 DEBRA AND I HAD A DEAL THAT SHE'D BE IN THE CAR AT 6:30, 134 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,367 AND I PROMISED NOT TO YELL UP THE STAIRS, 135 00:06:57,367 --> 00:06:59,633 "WE GOT TO GO. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 136 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:01,433 MY NEXT WIFE ISN'T GONNA DO THIS." 137 00:07:01,433 --> 00:07:04,600 THINGS OF THAT NATURE, YOU KNOW? YEAH. 138 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,367 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M GONNA WAIT IN THE CAR. 139 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,600 WHEN DEBRA COMES DOWN, 140 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,667 TELL HER THAT I AM PATIENTLY WAITING IN THE CAR 141 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:17,533 AND NOT YELLING THINGS UP THE STAIRS! 142 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:23,400 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT MA SEES IN HIM. 143 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:31,533 - SO. 144 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:34,133 THREE MINUTES TO SPARE. MM-HMM. 145 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:48,167 - * BE, BE-BE, BE, BE-BE, BE-BE-BE * 146 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:51,533 * OOH, OH, OH, AH, BAH-BAH 147 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:01,733 - OH, GREAT. 148 00:08:06,967 --> 00:08:11,133 - W-I-N-S NEWS TIME, 6:29. 149 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:14,500 - THAT IS CORRECT. 150 00:08:27,533 --> 00:08:30,400 [groaning] 151 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,967 - RAY, COULD I GET A HAND HERE? 152 00:08:37,967 --> 00:08:41,167 [watch beeping] 153 00:08:43,033 --> 00:08:44,200 - [sighs] 154 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,567 DOES NOT CARE ABOUT ME. 155 00:08:56,233 --> 00:08:58,333 [engine turns over] 156 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:01,067 - AMY, CAN YOU HELP ME? 157 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:03,067 WHERE'S RAY? - HE'S IN THE CAR. 158 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:04,567 - OKAY, JUST TELL HIM I'M COMING. 159 00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:07,833 YEAH, I KNOW. 160 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:10,667 - RAY! 161 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:11,967 RAYMOND! 162 00:09:11,967 --> 00:09:13,900 - OW! OW! OW! OW! - I'M SORRY! 163 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:15,200 THIS IS REALLY STUCK! 164 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,633 - I KNOW. JUST... 165 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:32,100 - HE'S GONE. 166 00:09:41,033 --> 00:09:44,433 - HE LEFT? 167 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:58,400 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 168 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,400 YOU DON'T JUST DRIVE OFF AND LEAVE A PERSON. 169 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,367 - HEY, DEBRA, WANT ME TO DRIVE YOU OVER THERE? 170 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:06,267 - YES, ROBERT WILL DRIVE YOU OVER THERE. 171 00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:07,667 COME ON, DEB. 172 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:09,600 DON'T LET THIS RUIN YOUR BIG NIGHT OUT. 173 00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:16,567 LOOK AT YOU ALL DRESSED UP. 174 00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:18,700 YOU'RE LIKE A BEAUTY QUEEN. 175 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,767 ISN'T SHE LIKE A BEAUTY QUEEN? 176 00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:21,867 - YES, LIKE, UM... 177 00:10:21,867 --> 00:10:25,100 AN ANGRY MISS NEW YORK. 178 00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:29,200 - AND I LOVE YOUR SHOES. 179 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,133 - YES, MIGHTY FINE KICKS YOU HAVE THERE, MIGHTY FINE. 180 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:34,633 AND YOUR HAIR IS... 181 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:39,567 NICELY ACCESSORIZED. 182 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:41,400 - WHY WOULD RAY DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 183 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,933 - I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR 40 YEARS, 184 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:46,000 HE'S A TERRIBLE PERSON. 185 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,900 - OH, GOOD. GO GET THE CAR. - I'LL GET THE CAR. 186 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:50,367 - DON'T BOTHER, ROBERT. 187 00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,667 - OH, NO, DEB. COME ON. 188 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:03,833 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 189 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:05,800 - YEAH, YOU CAN'T LET HIM DO THIS TO YOU. 190 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,933 - DON'T WORRY, ROBERT. 191 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:11,000 HE WILL PAY. 192 00:11:11,933 --> 00:11:15,067 [cable dragging] 193 00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:22,300 - [laughs] 194 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,100 - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 195 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:26,567 - COME. SIT, MY DEAR. 196 00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:28,767 I'VE GOT US RINGSIDE SEATS. 197 00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:35,633 - HEY, RAY! - RAY! 198 00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:37,900 - BERNIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 199 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,867 - I'M ANDY'S DATE. 200 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,200 - IT'S NOT EXCLUSIVE. 201 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,067 WE'RE ALLOWED TO SEE OTHER GUYS. 202 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,567 - SO WHERE'S DEBRA? 203 00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:47,767 - DEBRA? OH, UH...I LEFT WITHOUT HER. 204 00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:49,367 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 205 00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:52,333 - SHE WASN'T READY ON TIME, SO I LEFT. 206 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:56,900 - SO...IS SHE COMING? 207 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,533 - PERHAPS. 208 00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:01,733 SHE'S A LICENSED DRIVER. SHE'S GOT ACCESS TO A CAR. 209 00:12:01,733 --> 00:12:03,933 EVERYTHING SHE NEEDS TO GET HERE WHEN SHE'S GOOD AND READY. 210 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:07,433 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 211 00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:09,100 - I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN, 212 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:11,700 BUT ISN'T THIS GONNA MAKE HER MAD? 213 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,333 - IT SHOULDN'T. 214 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,333 WE HAD A DEAL. THE TIME WAS SET. 215 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:18,733 SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT. GOOD-BYE. 216 00:12:18,733 --> 00:12:20,733 BACON-WRAPPED SHRIMP. 217 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:25,633 - WOW. 218 00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,900 YOU'RE MY HERO. 219 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,167 GOOD FOR YOU, RAY. 220 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:31,000 LINDA KEEPS ME WAITING ALL THE TIME. 221 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,433 DRIVES ME NUTS. 222 00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:34,400 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE LOOK ON HER FACE 223 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,833 IF I DROVE OFF WITHOUT HER. 224 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:38,600 [gasping] 225 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,733 SHE'D JUST BE STANDING THERE ALL DRESSED UP 226 00:12:41,733 --> 00:12:44,100 THINKING I'M GONNA COME BACK TO GET HER. 227 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:48,100 BUT THEN I DON'T. 228 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:52,500 AND EVERY SECOND THAT GOES BY, SHE GETS MADDER AND MADDER, 229 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,667 TURNING RED... 230 00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,967 PACING UP AND DOWN... 231 00:12:56,967 --> 00:12:59,533 CURSING ME OUT. 232 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:02,967 OH, MAN, I COULD NEVER DO WHAT HE DID! 233 00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:04,933 - [laughs] 234 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:09,733 - I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, RAY. 235 00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:11,300 RAY? 236 00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:17,433 RAY, ARE YOU OKAY? 237 00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:21,633 - OH, MY GOD, WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID I DO? WHAT DID I DO? 238 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:22,600 - YOU LEFT WITHOUT HER. 239 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,900 YOU STRUCK A BLOW FOR ALL MEN. 240 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,700 - I LEFT WITHOUT HER. 241 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:31,600 SHE WAS GETTING DRESSED UP FOR THIS, AND I-I JUST-- 242 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,300 - YOU STRUCK A BLOW! - SHUT UP, BERNIE! 243 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:36,167 I'M A DEAD MAN! 244 00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:37,633 - SO DEBRA IS MAD. 245 00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:39,633 HEY, I GUESS I DO KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT WOMEN. 246 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:45,200 - HELLO. 247 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,900 - HEY! - OH, HI! 248 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,367 - WE JUST GOT BACK FROM THE OPERA. 249 00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:50,800 WE HAD A MARVELOUS TIME. 250 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,467 - YEAH? YOU TOO, DAD? 251 00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:55,300 - YEP. SLEPT LIKE A BABY. 252 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,867 - PLACIDO WAS MAGNIFICENT. 253 00:13:59,867 --> 00:14:04,533 - PLACIDO SHOULD CHANGE HIS NAME TO SNORE-IO. 254 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,267 - RAYMOND. 255 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,233 DON'T YOU LOOK NICE? 256 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:16,300 - YES, WELCOME HOME, RAYMOND. 257 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:22,200 WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. 258 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,300 - OH, LOOK. ARE THOSE FLOWERS FOR ME? 259 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:28,467 - I THINK THEY'RE FOR RAYMOND'S FUNERAL. 260 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,233 - DID I MISS SOMETHING? 261 00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,300 WHAT--WHAT'S GOING ON? 262 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,167 - DEBRA WAS READY TO GO OUT TONIGHT, 263 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,833 BUT HER CURLING IRON GOT STUCK, 264 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,667 AND RAY LEFT WITHOUT HER. 265 00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:43,167 - HE A.I.S.-ED HER. 266 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,733 - YOU A.I.S.-ED HER? 267 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:48,000 YOU LEFT? 268 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,367 - HER "A" WASN'T IN THE "S." 269 00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:58,233 - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, RAY? 270 00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:01,867 - YES, WHY, RAY? WHY? 271 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,433 TERRIBLE PERSON, PERHAPS? 272 00:15:04,433 --> 00:15:06,800 - I WAS JUST TRYING WHAT DAD USED TO DO. 273 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,367 - OH, I NEVER DID THAT. 274 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,900 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 275 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,600 YOU DID IT TO US ALL THE TIME. 276 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,767 - YEAH, YOU AND ROBERT, 277 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:15,100 BUT I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO THE WIFE. 278 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:18,233 THAT'S JUST SUICIDE. 279 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:25,333 - YOU NEVER A.I.S.-ED MOM? 280 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,733 - HE'S STILL HERE, ISN'T HE? 281 00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:42,067 - MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO. 282 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,033 - [shushing] 283 00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:46,900 WHERE WERE WE? 284 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,733 - OH, JUST SHUT UP, OKAY? YOU'RE NOT PERFECT! 285 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:52,633 - NEVER SAID I WAS, BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DO SAY, 286 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:55,467 I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO WAIT FOR MY WIFE. 287 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:58,067 AND I'M SURE THAT AMY WILL ATTEST TO THE FACT 288 00:15:58,067 --> 00:16:00,100 THAT I HAVE WAITED FOR HER PLENTY OF TIMES 289 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:03,567 WITH NARY A PEEP. 290 00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:06,033 - WHEN HAVE I EVER MADE YOU WAIT? 291 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,033 - WELL, NO, NO--YOU KNOW. 292 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,567 WE ALWAYS GET TO WHEREVER WE'RE GOING ON TIME, 293 00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:12,567 BUT WHEN IT'S TIME FOR US TO LEAVE, 294 00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:15,567 YOU ALWAYS LIKE TO TALK TO EVERYBODY ONE LAST TIME, 295 00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:18,333 BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SWEET AND SOCIABLE. 296 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:21,800 SO IT...TAKES YOU A LITTLE LONGER TO GO. 297 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,400 BUT--BUT IT'S CUTE, HONEY, WHAT YOU DO. 298 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,867 A-A-AND WHEN ANYONE ASKS ME 299 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:28,467 WHY AM I JUST STANDING AT THE DOOR DOING NOTHING, 300 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:31,000 I TELL THEM, "I'M WAITING FOR MY WIFE. 301 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,100 SHE'S ON HER GOOD-BYE TOUR." 302 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,733 AND EVERYBODY LAUGHS. 303 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:45,033 - "THE GOOD-BYE TOUR"? YOU HAVE A NAME FOR IT? 304 00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:47,933 - A FUNNY NAME. 305 00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:50,067 [laughing anxiously] 306 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,600 - MARIE DOES THE SAME THING, ALWAYS YAPPING. 307 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,833 - I'M TALKING TO PEOPLE, FRANK. 308 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,500 I'M A PEOPLE PERSON. 309 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,767 - YEAH? 310 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:03,367 WELL, THE PEOPLE COULD USE A BREAK FROM YOU. 311 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:04,667 - YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT. 312 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,400 SOME OF US CARE ABOUT PEOPLE--NOT CLOCKS. 313 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,100 - WELL, SOMETIMES YOU CARE MORE ABOUT PEOPLE THAN YOU DO ME. 314 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,600 - YES! I TOO AM PEOPLE. 315 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,533 - AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOU. 316 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,933 - WHO WENT TO THE STUPID, BORING OPERA WITH YOU? 317 00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:18,567 WHICH, BY THE WAY, WE WERE LATE FOR 318 00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:22,200 BECAUSE IT TAKES YOU AN HOUR TO PAINT YOUR FACE. 319 00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:27,133 - THAT WAS FOR PLACIDO. 320 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,067 - A MIME TROUPE OUTSIDE THE THEATER 321 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:31,733 TRIED TO SIGN HER UP. 322 00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:37,467 - IF I'M SO MUCH TROUBLE, 323 00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:40,200 I'M NEVER GONNA GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU AGAIN. 324 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,667 - THIS EVENING TURNED OUT PRETTY WELL AFTER ALL. 325 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,600 GOOD LUCK TO YOU. 326 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,267 - CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING, ROBERT? 327 00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:01,733 - HERE WE GO. 328 00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:04,333 - WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO ANXIOUS TO LEAVE WHEREVER WE GO? 329 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,400 HOW COME YOU'RE NEVER SATISFIED WITH WHERE YOU ARE? 330 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,000 - I'M VERY SATISFIED NOW. 331 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,867 - I WISH YOU WOULD SEE DR. GREENBERG. 332 00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,633 - AGAIN WITH GREENBERG. 333 00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:16,467 - I JUST THINK YOU COULD BE HAPPIER. 334 00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,500 - DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS HERE? 335 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,033 - HONEY, I JUST WANT YOU TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT WHO YOU ARE. 336 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,533 - I AM FANTASTIC ABOUT WHO I AM! 337 00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:25,867 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS, OKAY? 338 00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:27,667 JUST FORGET IT, ALL RIGHT? 339 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:31,000 GOOD-BYE. GOOD-BYE. GOOD-BYE. END OF TOUR. 340 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,700 - WHY ARE YOU AFRAID TO BE HEALTHY? 341 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:47,433 - THEY'RE MESSED UP, HUH? 342 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,200 YEAH... 343 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,167 IT'S FUNNY HOW EVERYBODY 344 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,500 SORT OF HAS THE SAME STUFF GOING ON, RIGHT? 345 00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:03,433 I LIKE YOUR EARRING. 346 00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:10,733 [laughs] 347 00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:17,200 ALL RIGHT... 348 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,300 OKAY, LOOK... 349 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:23,033 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT, 350 00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:24,900 BUT WE HAD A DEAL. 351 00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,400 IT WAS 6:30. 352 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,333 ALL RIGHT, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOUR HAIR 353 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,233 GOT ALL SNAGGLED UP IN YOUR CURLING POLE, 354 00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:33,100 AND I LEFT. 355 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:36,800 I LEFT, AND--AND... 356 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,167 THAT WAS WRONG. 357 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:41,133 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 358 00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:44,100 YOU--YOU-- IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. 359 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,933 YOU SAY YOU DON'T MEAN TO BE LATE, 360 00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,767 BUT YOU ALWAYS ARE. 361 00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:49,633 YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT WE'RE GONNA LOOK BACK 362 00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:53,667 AND WE'RE GONNA SEE THAT WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT 363 00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:58,167 WAS A STEP FORWARD IN OUR RELATIONSHIP. 364 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,167 AND--AND... 365 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:06,967 YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE THE ONE 366 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,967 WHO BROKE OUR AGREEMENT... 367 00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:13,633 I BROUGHT YOU THIS LOVELY SPORTS-THEME BOUQUET. 368 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:19,933 NOW, I'M GLAD THAT WE COULD JUST PUT THIS WHOLE MATTER BEHIND US. 369 00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:22,800 - I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THIS MORE UPSTAIRS. 370 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,300 - OKAY. OKAY. 371 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,300 ARE YOU COMING? 372 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:39,333 - I'LL BE UP IN A MINUTE. 373 00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:12,100 [laughs] 374 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:50,433 - [moaning]