1 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:03,233 - HEY, EVERYBODY. 2 00:00:03,233 --> 00:00:05,600 - HEY! - HEY, HONEY. 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,267 DID YOU HAVE FUN AT MOLLY'S? 4 00:00:07,267 --> 00:00:09,000 - YEAH, SHE INVITED ME TO HER BIRTHDAY PARTY. 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,433 - OOH. - DAVE'S GONNA BE THERE. 6 00:00:12,433 --> 00:00:15,100 - OH... WHO'S DAVE? 7 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,633 - DAVE YEAGER 8 00:00:17,633 --> 00:00:21,533 SHE'S ONLY HAD A CRUSH ON HIM SINCE, LIKE, FOREVER. 9 00:00:21,533 --> 00:00:23,933 - DAVE. OKAY. 10 00:00:23,933 --> 00:00:27,467 I KNOW HIM AS DAV...ID. 11 00:00:27,467 --> 00:00:30,000 - WHOO, GET A LOAD OF THIS STATIONERY! 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,700 - OH, NICE. 13 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:36,033 - OOH! LET ME SEE. 14 00:00:36,033 --> 00:00:39,000 - QUIET, FRANK! 15 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,700 - WOW, PEGGY'S HAVING MOLLY'S PARTY AT THEIR COUNTRY CLUB. 16 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:45,433 "FORMAL ATTIRE"? 17 00:00:45,433 --> 00:00:47,933 - A BLACK-TIE PARTY FOR KIDS? 18 00:00:47,933 --> 00:00:48,967 - THAT'S NUTS. 19 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:51,067 - THAT'S PEGGY. 20 00:00:51,067 --> 00:00:52,667 - PEGGY. 21 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:57,533 HEY, RAY, ISN'T SHE THE COOKIE LADY THAT BEAT YOU UP? 22 00:00:57,533 --> 00:01:02,700 - HEY, YEAH, THE COOKIE LADY, SHE BEAT THE CHIPS OUT OF YOU. 23 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:13,267 - I CAN'T WAIT TILL ONE OF YOU TWO NEEDS A KIDNEY. 24 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:19,833 - SHE'S EVEN PICKED OUT A GOWN SHE WANTS THE GIRLS TO WEAR, 25 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:22,033 AND TELLS US WHERE TO BUY IT. 26 00:01:22,033 --> 00:01:27,367 - SOME WOMEN ARE SO PUSHY. 27 00:01:27,367 --> 00:01:31,267 - "MENTION PEGGY'S NAME TO GET A 10% DISCOUNT." 28 00:01:31,267 --> 00:01:34,967 - AND TO OPEN THE GATES OF HELL. 29 00:01:34,967 --> 00:01:38,267 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS FOR A KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 30 00:01:38,267 --> 00:01:40,733 WHAT HAPPENED TO CAKE IN THE BACKYARD 31 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:42,333 AND PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK? 32 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:46,000 - THERE'S CAKE IN THE BACKYARD? 33 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,933 - I WAS GREAT AT HIDE AND SEEK. 34 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:50,033 NOBODY EVER FOUND ME. 35 00:01:50,033 --> 00:01:53,133 - NOBODY LOOKED. 36 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:59,633 - AMY IS RIGHT ABOUT THESE PARTIES. 37 00:01:59,633 --> 00:02:03,733 I MEAN, TO HIRE PEOPLE TO PLAY RECORDS, 38 00:02:03,733 --> 00:02:06,300 MAGICIANS, ENTERTAINMENT? 39 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,967 WHEN I WAS A CHILD-- 40 00:02:17,767 --> 00:02:19,267 - FORMAL ATTIRE PARTY FOR KIDS-- 41 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:22,267 PEGGY'S A WACK-JOB. 42 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:25,233 - NO, I MEAN, I AGREE IT'S SILLY, 43 00:02:25,233 --> 00:02:27,233 BUT I UNDERSTAND HER WANTING TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL 44 00:02:27,233 --> 00:02:28,600 FOR MOLLY'S PARTY. 45 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:33,367 I MEAN, 13 IS A MILESTONE AGE FOR A GIRL. 46 00:02:33,367 --> 00:02:35,233 - YEAH, 13'S A VERY BIG AGE. 47 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:38,433 YOU'RE HALFWAY BETWEEN GIRL AND WOMAN. 48 00:02:38,433 --> 00:02:40,633 YOUR BODY'S GOING THROUGH ALL SORTS OF CHANGES. 49 00:02:40,633 --> 00:02:43,433 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - I'M EATING. 50 00:02:43,433 --> 00:02:45,700 - OKAY. 51 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,933 YOU KNOW, INTERESTINGLY, IN MANY CULTURES, 52 00:02:49,933 --> 00:02:53,200 THE 13th BIRTHDAY IS OFTEN CELEBRATED FORMALLY 53 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,567 WITH LAVISH AFFAIRS. 54 00:02:54,567 --> 00:02:56,567 THE JEWISH PEOPLE, FOR INSTANCE, 55 00:02:56,567 --> 00:03:00,000 HAVE THEIR BAR OR BAT MITZVAH. 56 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,900 SO, RAYMOND, YOU COULD LOOK AT THIS 57 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:04,800 AS MOLLY'S "BAT MITZVAH." 58 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,500 - MM-HMM. 59 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:12,433 COULD WE LOOK AT THIS AS YOUR "SHUT-UPSVAH"? 60 00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:15,233 - OH. I KNOW THIS DRESS SHOP. 61 00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:16,633 YOU'RE NOT GONNA WALK OUT OF THERE 62 00:03:16,633 --> 00:03:17,933 FOR LESS THAN $100. 63 00:03:17,933 --> 00:03:19,667 - $100. 64 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,733 STUPID PEGGY. 65 00:03:22,733 --> 00:03:24,000 - YOU KNOW, DEBRA, 66 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,533 YOU COULD SAVE YOURSELF A LOT OF MONEY 67 00:03:25,533 --> 00:03:28,033 IF YOU MADE ALLY A DRESS-- 68 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:31,033 OH...THAT'S RIGHT. 69 00:03:31,033 --> 00:03:32,933 WELL, I COULD MAKE HER THE DRESS 70 00:03:32,933 --> 00:03:35,367 AND TELL HER THAT YOU HELPED. 71 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,267 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE A DRESS, MA. 72 00:03:39,267 --> 00:03:40,400 OKAY, I STILL REMEMBER WHEN YOU FORCED ME AND ROBERT 73 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,167 TO WEAR YOUR HOMEMADE JEANS. 74 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:45,967 - THEY WERE VERY NICE. 75 00:03:45,967 --> 00:03:49,633 THEY LOOKED JUST LIKE THE KIND THE OTHER BOYS WERE WEARING. 76 00:03:49,633 --> 00:03:52,300 - THEY WERE VELVET. 77 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:59,933 - THAT DENIM IS VERY ABRASIVE. 78 00:03:59,933 --> 00:04:04,367 - YEAH, SO WERE THE OTHER BOYS. 79 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:06,533 - LISTEN, I APPRECIATE YOUR OFFER, MARIE, 80 00:04:06,533 --> 00:04:08,933 BUT WE CAN AFFORD TO BUY ALLY A DRESS. 81 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:10,533 - NO, BUT I DON'T WANT TO AFFORD IT, OKAY? 82 00:04:10,533 --> 00:04:14,100 $100 FOR A PARTY DRESS, I MEAN, IT'S CRAZY. 83 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:15,800 - MOM, WE GOT TO GET TO THE MALL. 84 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,833 I JUST TALKED TO JULIE, AND SHE'S BUYING HER DRESS TODAY. 85 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,667 SHE WANTS US TO MEET HER THERE, SO LET'S GO. 86 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:22,167 - HONEY, I HAVE A PTA MEETING, SO YOUR FATHER CAN TAKE YOU. 87 00:04:22,167 --> 00:04:23,900 - WHAT, ME, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE. 88 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,467 OKAY, LOOK, I DON'T EVEN-- - YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PTA? 89 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:30,733 - COME ON, DAD. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE? 90 00:04:30,733 --> 00:04:32,933 I WANT TO GET THERE BEFORE ALL THE GOOD COLORS ARE GONE. 91 00:04:32,933 --> 00:04:35,067 I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 92 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:41,367 - YOUR DAUGHTER IS WAITING. 93 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:46,033 - [sighs] 94 00:04:46,033 --> 00:04:48,167 - GUY NEVER HAD A CHANCE. 95 00:04:50,233 --> 00:04:51,733 - WHILE YOU'RE THERE, 96 00:04:51,733 --> 00:04:55,000 WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP A DRESS FOR YOURSELF? 97 00:05:01,933 --> 00:05:04,967 - DAD, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BRING FOOD IN HERE. 98 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:06,900 - HEY, I PAID FOUR BUCKS FOR THIS COOKIE. 99 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:09,300 I'M NOT GIVING IT UP. 100 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,667 - I'M SORRY... - HMM? 101 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:13,600 - YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK WHEN YOU LEAVE. 102 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,367 - OKAY. 103 00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:19,100 I KNOW HOW MUCH I ATE. 104 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:22,633 - NOW, MAY I HELP YOU? 105 00:05:22,633 --> 00:05:23,833 - UH, YEAH, UM, 106 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:25,533 I NEED TO GET A DRESS FOR MY DAUGHTER HERE. 107 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,433 IT'S FOR THE PEGGY ARDOLINO PARTY. 108 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:31,000 I WAS SUPPOSED TO MENTION HER NAME. 109 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,633 - JUST FOLLOW ME. 110 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,200 NOW, HERE WE ARE. 111 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,433 THESE ARE THE DRESSES FOR THE ARDOLINO PARTY. 112 00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:39,067 - WOW, DADDY, LOOK AT THEM. 113 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:40,833 - YEAH. - THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 114 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:42,100 - YEAH, YEAH. 115 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,400 YOU CAN WEAR THEM TO A FORMAL PARTY 116 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,767 OR JUST KNOCKING AROUND THE HOUSE. 117 00:05:46,767 --> 00:05:48,033 WHICH COLOR YOU WANT? 118 00:05:48,033 --> 00:05:49,567 - THE BLUE. 119 00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:50,833 - HM. BEAUTIFUL. 120 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:52,067 HOW MUCH IS IT? 121 00:05:52,067 --> 00:05:56,100 - THESE DRESSES ARE $250. 122 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,867 - $250? 123 00:05:58,867 --> 00:06:00,100 - I'LL BE IN THERE. 124 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,000 - NO, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 125 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,667 $250? 126 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:07,433 - THAT'S WITH THE 10% DISCOUNT FOR MENTIONING PEGGY'S NAME. 127 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:09,200 - ALL RIGHT, PEGGY, PEGGY, PEGGY, PEGGY, PEGGY. 128 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,500 HOW MUCH IS IT NOW? 129 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,667 - HEY, BARONE, YOU GOT ROPED INTO THIS TOO, HUH? 130 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:20,667 - JERRY, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS DRESS IS? 131 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:21,800 IT'S $250. 132 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,567 - I KNOW. I WAS GONNA GET A LAWNMOWER. 133 00:06:26,933 --> 00:06:28,000 - ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR IT? 134 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,233 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 135 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:30,567 I THINK THE PARENTS SHOULD PROTEST 136 00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:32,500 AND REFUSE TO BUY THIS FANCY CRAP. 137 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,767 OKAY, IT WOULD JUST TEACH PEGGY THAT SHE'S NOT THE BOSS OF US. 138 00:06:35,767 --> 00:06:37,833 - OR GET US ALL KILLED. 139 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:41,233 I HEARD SHE ONCE BEAT UP A GUY OVER SOME COOKIES. 140 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:46,967 - REALLY? NO, I HEARD THAT HE BEAT HER UP, ACTUALLY. 141 00:06:46,967 --> 00:06:48,833 YEAH...BAD. 142 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:50,333 - SIR, 143 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:52,767 WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO TRY ON THE DRESS? 144 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:54,700 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 145 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:57,433 DON'T YOU THINK THAT THIS IS AN AWFUL LOT OF MONEY 146 00:06:57,433 --> 00:06:59,167 TO SPEND ON A ONE-TIME THING? 147 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:02,700 - THAT'S NOT FOR ME TO SAY, SIR, BUT HOW CAN YOU PUT A PRICE 148 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:06,733 ON THE SMILE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN? 149 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:16,367 - YOU WORK ON COMMISSION, DON'T YOU? 150 00:07:16,367 --> 00:07:17,767 - ALLY. 151 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:19,367 - HEY, MOLLY. 152 00:07:19,367 --> 00:07:21,133 - MOLLY? 153 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:29,067 - HELLO, ALLY'S DAD. 154 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:33,700 - HELLO, PEGGY. 155 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,533 - IS THERE A PROBLEM? 156 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,133 - ALLY, WOULD YOU GIVE US A MINUTE, OKAY? 157 00:07:40,133 --> 00:07:41,400 WHY DON'T YOU AND MOLLY GO DOWN 158 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,867 AND TAKE TURNS ON THE MASSAGE CHAIR. 159 00:07:42,867 --> 00:07:45,100 GO AHEAD. 160 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,233 PEGGY, PEGGY, LISTEN. 161 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,400 JERRY, JERRY, COME HERE. 162 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:59,267 SOME OF US-- SOME OF US ARE WONDERING, 163 00:07:59,267 --> 00:08:01,133 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 164 00:08:01,133 --> 00:08:04,067 I MEAN, A FORMAL PARTY FOR 13-YEAR-OLDS? 165 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,967 YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND ABOUT MILESTONES 166 00:08:05,967 --> 00:08:09,900 AND BODIES GOING THROUGH WEIRD HORMONALS, 167 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:13,533 BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN JEWISH. 168 00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:16,800 - I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN FOR ONE NIGHT 169 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,533 IF ALL THE KIDS LOOKED NICE. 170 00:08:18,533 --> 00:08:20,367 I'M JUST SICK OF THE BELLY SHIRTS 171 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:23,067 AND THE THONGS STICKING OUT OF JEANS CUT DOWN TO HERE. 172 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:26,133 - WELL, HEY, LISTEN, I DON'T LIKE STUFF LIKE THAT ON GIRLS 173 00:08:26,133 --> 00:08:28,733 UNDER 21, EITHER, OKAY? 174 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,533 BUT...ALLY--ALLY DOESN'T DRESS LIKE THAT. 175 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:35,567 AND--AND JERRY AND I THINK THAT IT'S OUTRAGEOUS 176 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:37,833 TO EXPECT PEOPLE TO PAY THAT MUCH. 177 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:40,733 - OH, LOOK AT THE JEWELRY. 178 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:48,333 - WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS? 179 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:51,567 YOU'RE A SPORTSWRITER. YOU MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. 180 00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:53,167 - NO... 181 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:55,267 I WRITE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, 182 00:08:55,267 --> 00:08:56,567 AND THAT'S NOT THE POINT, OKAY? 183 00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:58,167 WHAT I MAKE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 184 00:08:58,167 --> 00:08:59,533 I STILL THINK THAT THIS WHOLE THING IS NUTS. 185 00:08:59,533 --> 00:09:01,700 - ALL RIGHT, FINE. DON'T BUY THE DRESS. 186 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:04,000 AND YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO ALLY WHY SHE WILL BE 187 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,200 THE ONLY GIRL THERE WITHOUT ONE. 188 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,067 SHE WILL STICK OUT LIKE A GIANT NOSE 189 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:11,167 ON A STUPID FACE. 190 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,733 - HEY, CAN I TRY ON THE DRESS NOW, DADDY? 191 00:09:18,733 --> 00:09:20,200 - COME ON, ALLY. WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 192 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,400 - BUT WHY, DAD? WHAT ABOUT THE DRESS? 193 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,433 - WE'RE NOT GONNA BUY IT. GO. - BUT, DAD. 194 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,200 - COME ON. NOW. - WHY? 195 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,767 - BECAUSE I SAID SO. - BUT WHY? 196 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,100 - BECAUSE I AM THE GROWN-UP, AND THAT'S HOW IT IS. 197 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,700 NOW, WHERE IS MY COOKIE? 198 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,067 WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 199 00:09:32,067 --> 00:09:35,133 COME ON, ALLY. 200 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:45,867 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. BE LIKE THAT. 201 00:09:45,867 --> 00:09:47,233 [door slams] 202 00:09:48,433 --> 00:09:50,800 - RAY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 203 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,267 - GUESS HOW MUCH THE DRESS COST, GO AHEAD. 204 00:09:53,267 --> 00:09:55,133 - I DON'T KNOW. LIKE $100? 205 00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:58,033 - EHH! GUESS AGAIN! 206 00:09:58,033 --> 00:09:59,367 JUST--JUST TELL ME, RAY. 207 00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:02,033 - $120. - EHH! EHH! 208 00:10:02,033 --> 00:10:03,667 - RAY, KNOCK IT OFF. 209 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:07,933 - $147.99. 210 00:10:07,933 --> 00:10:10,767 - WRONG. 211 00:10:10,767 --> 00:10:13,833 $250. 212 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:17,600 - YES! I WAS CLOSEST! 213 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,767 - WOW, TWO HUNDRED AND-- WHY SO MUCH? 214 00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:21,900 - I DON'T KNOW. 215 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:25,533 MAYBE IT'S MADE OF UNICORN FUR. 216 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:30,967 - SO WAIT. YOU--YOU DIDN'T BUY IT? 217 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:32,567 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 218 00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:33,633 YOU WOULD'VE? 219 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,400 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I WOULD HAVE. 220 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,567 - WHAT? - WAIT, I MEAN, I AGREE WITH YOU 221 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:41,133 THAT IT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY. 222 00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:42,733 - 250 BUCKS? 223 00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:46,467 YOU COULD PUT A GREAT TV IN THE BATHROOM FOR THAT. 224 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:51,033 - YOU ARE NOT GETTING A TV IN THE BATHROOM. 225 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:55,700 - THEN I'M BRINGING THE TOILET INTO THE LIVING ROOM. 226 00:10:58,967 --> 00:11:01,400 - PLEASE, PLEASE. JUST STOP. 227 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,500 RAY, LISTEN, ALLY STILL NEEDS THAT DRESS. 228 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,700 SHE'S GOING TO BE THE ONLY GIRL NOT WEARING ONE. 229 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,000 SHE'LL STAND OUT. 230 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,700 - OH, OKAY, SO NOW YOU'RE JUST LIKE PEGGY NOW. 231 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:14,267 - OH, SO THIS IS ALL BECAUSE YOU HATE PEGGY. 232 00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:16,333 - NO, NO, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER. 233 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:19,533 IT'S MORALLY AND ETHNICALLY WRONG. 234 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:24,200 - YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, RAY. 235 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,300 - LOOK, ALLY'S STILL GONNA LOOK NICE. 236 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:29,400 OKAY, WE'LL BUY HER A NICE, NORMAL-PRICED DRESS. 237 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,900 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 238 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,800 - BECAUSE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 239 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,633 - I THINK YOU'RE REALLY RUNNING OUT OF STUFF 240 00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:39,967 TO CRITICIZE ME FOR. 241 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,200 - YOU KNOW, DEBRA, 242 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,767 I KNOW THAT YOU WERE RAISED IN A HOUSE 243 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,300 WHERE MONEY WAS NO OBJECT. 244 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:47,567 BUT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PASS ON THESE VALUES 245 00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:49,500 TO YOUR CHILDREN? 246 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,000 - SHE'S RIGHT. LOOK, I FEEL SORRY FOR ALLY TOO, 247 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,300 BUT ISN'T IT MORE IMPORTANT 248 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,800 THAT WE DON'T RAISE SPOILED KIDS? 249 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,167 - YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO IMPRESS YOUR MOTHER. 250 00:11:57,167 --> 00:12:02,300 - AND HE HAS. 251 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,000 - HI. - HEY. 252 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,233 - OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 253 00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:06,733 I NEED YOU TO SETTLE AN ARGUMENT. 254 00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:09,400 - I REALLY JUST WANTED TO RETURN YOUR ROASTING PAN. 255 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,100 - THAT'S OKAY. THIS'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 256 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:15,733 - SHOULD'VE JUST MAILED THE PAN. 257 00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:17,700 - RAY DOESN'T WANT TO BUY ALLY THE PARTY DRESS 258 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,500 BECAUSE HE THINKS IT COSTS TOO MUCH. 259 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,167 - AND I AGREE WITH RAYMOND. 260 00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:26,300 - AH, MA AGREES WITH RAYMOND. THAT'S 40 YEARS IN A ROW. 261 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,533 - I-I'D SAY THAT THE DRESS IS TOO EXPENSIVE, 262 00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:39,300 BUT ISN'T IT MORE IMPORTANT THAT ALLY IS NOT THE ONLY GIRL 263 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,400 AT THE PARTY NOT WEARING THE DRESS? 264 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,700 - OH, YEAH. THAT WOULD BE HUMILIATING. 265 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,200 - I AGREE WITH MY WIFE. LET'S GO. GOOD-BYE. 266 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,933 - HOLD IT. 267 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:51,267 IT COSTS $250. 268 00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:58,867 - FOR A DRESS THAT WILL ONLY BE WORN ONCE? 269 00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:00,700 - YEAH, HMM-HMM HAH. 270 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,200 - THAT'S AWFULLY EXPENSIVE. 271 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:10,700 - YEAH, WELL, TELL IT TO DEBRA VON MONEYBAGS. 272 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,600 - YOU KNOW, I NEVER LIKE TO AGREE WITH A MORON, 273 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:19,500 BUT I'VE GOT TO GO WITH RAYMOND ON THIS ONE. 274 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,733 - HEY, DEB, I'LL BACK YOU 275 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:25,267 IF YOU BACK MY "TV IN THE TOILET" IDEA. 276 00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,733 - IT'S OKAY, FRANK. 277 00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:29,400 THIS IS A-- 278 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,500 AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FEELS THIS WAY? 279 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:37,700 ALL RIGHT. 280 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,600 [sighs] ALLY! 281 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,300 YOUR FATHER AND I NEED TO TALK TO YOU! 282 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:45,567 - NOW, REMEMBER, YOU TWO HAVE TO STAND FIRM AND UNITED. 283 00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:47,700 - EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS SHE HATES YOU. 284 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,567 - NO, LOOK, 285 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,467 ALLY DOESN'T SAY THAT TO US. 286 00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:54,433 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU WANT THAT HATE. 287 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:58,433 IF YOUR KIDS LIKE YOU, YOU'VE FAILED AS PARENTS. 288 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:07,300 - ALLOW ME TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR MAGNIFICENT SUCCESS. 289 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,767 - ALLY, HONEY, LISTEN. 290 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:22,167 WE'VE BEEN HAVING A LONG TALK ABOUT THIS WHOLE DRESS THING, 291 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:26,300 AND I THINK YOUR FATHER WAS RIGHT NOT TO BUY IT. 292 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,400 - I MEAN, WE JUST CAN'T SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY 293 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,467 AND STILL FEEL LIKE WE'RE BEING GOOD PARENTS. 294 00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:36,400 - CAN I GO BACK TO MY ROOM NOW? 295 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,067 - YEAH, BUT FIRST I WANT YOU 296 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:42,967 TO MAKE UP WITH YOUR FATHER, OKAY? 297 00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:45,200 COME ON, HONEY. 298 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,267 - I'M SORRY WE FOUGHT, SWEETIE. 299 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:19,133 SEE? 300 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,500 SHE DIDN'T SAY SHE HATES ME. 301 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,300 - DON'T WORRY. SHE WAS THINKING IT. 302 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,767 [knocking] 303 00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:32,533 - ALLY? 304 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,800 HEY... 305 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,333 IT'S 6:30. 306 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,267 SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING READY FOR THE PARTY? 307 00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:40,800 - I'M NOT GOING. 308 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,833 - LOOK, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SAYING ALL WEEK 309 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,000 THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING, 310 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 BUT MOLLY IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, 311 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,300 AND YOU TOLD HER THAT YOU WOULD BE THERE. 312 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,133 - WELL, I'M NOT GOING. 313 00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:53,100 - BECAUSE OF THE DRESS? 314 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:57,567 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 315 00:15:57,567 --> 00:15:59,533 STUPID QUESTION. 316 00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:01,267 COME ON, LOOK, 317 00:16:01,267 --> 00:16:03,733 AREN'T ALL YOUR FRIENDS GOING TO BE THERE, HUH? 318 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:07,400 AND THAT GUY THAT YOU'VE HAD A CRUSH ON FOR, LIKE, FOREVER... 319 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,600 CHARLIE. 320 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,833 - DAVE. 321 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,733 - DAVE, RIGHT. 322 00:16:13,733 --> 00:16:17,900 DAVE. 323 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:20,100 COME ON, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE WITH YOUR FRIENDS 324 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,600 AND--AND DANCE WITH DAVE 325 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,100 ON FAST SONGS ONLY? 326 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,167 - STOP IT, DAD. 327 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,767 - LISTEN... 328 00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:33,133 I KNOW YOU AND MOM WERE RIGHT 329 00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:36,067 ABOUT THE DRESS BEING TOO EXPENSIVE. 330 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:38,033 - REALLY? 331 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,767 WOW. WELL, GOOD. 332 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:44,800 SEE? I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 333 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,733 - WELL...YEAH. 334 00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:50,000 I MEAN, I THINK THE WHOLE "FANCY PARTY" IDEA 335 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,300 IS KIND OF DUMB. 336 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:54,867 SO DOES MOLLY, BUT HER MOM'S JUST SO... 337 00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:59,900 - HORRIBLE, YEAH. 338 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,067 - I WAS GONNA SAY EXCITED. 339 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:04,000 - OH. 340 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:08,367 YEAH, I MEANT HORRIBLY EXCITED. 341 00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:16,433 - I'M SORRY I WAS MAD AT YOU, DADDY. 342 00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:18,967 - WERE YOU MAD AT ME? OH. 343 00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:22,233 I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 344 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,367 - I JUST WANT THIS PARTY TO BE OVER AND DONE WITH. 345 00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,567 DO YOU WANT TO GO WATCH A MOVIE? 346 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:33,633 - NOT WITH YOU. 347 00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:38,067 YOU'RE GOING TO THAT PARTY. 348 00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:40,667 - BUT I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GOING. 349 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:43,767 - WELL, THEN WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS? 350 00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:50,000 - OH, MY GOD. 351 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,767 I PROMISE I'LL DO LOTS OF CHORES TO PAY FOR IT. 352 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:55,867 I'LL...WASH YOUR CAR AND BABY-SIT. 353 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,000 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU DON'T GOT TO DO ANY OF THAT. 354 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,800 JUST GO. GO AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. 355 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,133 - WHY'D YOU BUY IT? 356 00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:03,633 - I BOUGHT IT-- I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE... 357 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,567 I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD KID, 358 00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,033 AND YOU DON'T ASK FOR MUCH, 359 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:10,967 AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 360 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:15,067 THAT YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO DO STUFF 361 00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:17,533 WHEN IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU. 362 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,967 - THANKS. 363 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,800 - YOU KNOW, 364 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,333 I WAS GONNA GET YOU THE DRESS ANYWAY, 365 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,333 BUT YOU MADE IT A LOT EASIER 366 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:31,567 WHEN YOU SAID THAT $250 IS A LOT OF MONEY. 367 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,933 - HEY, MOM, LOOK WHAT DADDY BOUGHT ME. 368 00:18:33,933 --> 00:18:37,733 - OH, YEAH, ACTUALLY... 369 00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:39,333 SEE... 370 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:46,100 IT'S ACTUALLY-- IT'S FROM BOTH OF US. 371 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,267 - THANKS, MOM. 372 00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:49,933 - YEAH, HONEY, YOU'RE WELCOME. 373 00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:54,000 - I'M GONNA GO TRY IT ON. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. 374 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,200 - WHAT? 375 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,800 - LOOK AT YOU... 376 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,633 AFTER ALL YOUR TOUGH TALK, YOU TURN INTO A PUDDLE OF GOO. 377 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,400 - NO. NO. - YEAH. 378 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,700 YOU'RE SO WORRIED SHE'S GONNA HATE YOU, 379 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,800 YOU JUST FOLD LIKE A CHEAP TENT. 380 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,900 - NO. NO. I'M-- 381 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,900 I'M TOUGH BUT FAIR, YEAH. 382 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,400 MAINLY TOUGH. 383 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,800 - CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 384 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,733 YOU HAD ME THINKING THAT YOU WERE RIGHT FOR ONCE. 385 00:19:22,733 --> 00:19:24,767 AND I WAS HATING MYSELF 386 00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:27,400 'CAUSE I WAS GETTING ALL SUCKED INTO THIS SUPERFICIAL CRAP 387 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,300 ABOUT FITTING IN AND LOOKS AND FASHION. 388 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,533 AND I'M THINKING, "GEE, 389 00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:32,767 YOU KNOW, MAYBE RAY REALLY HAS"-- 390 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:36,267 OH. LOOK AT THIS DRESS! 391 00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:39,100 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. THAT IS JUST GORGEOUS. 392 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,933 YOU'RE SO GROWN UP. 393 00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:43,233 WANT ME TO DO YOUR HAIR? - YES, I WOULD LOVE THAT. 394 00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:44,433 CAN I USE YOUR MAKEUP? 395 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,800 - LITTLE BLUSH? JUST A LITTLE BLUSH. 396 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,100 AND I HAVE A BAG THAT IS SO PERFECT FOR THIS. 397 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:51,867 - HMPH... 398 00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:06,267 - OKAY, HONEY. HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE PARTY. 399 00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:08,300 - LISTEN, REMEMBER-- 400 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,433 A DANCE MAY START FAST BUT THEN GOES SLOW, 401 00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:14,567 SO YOU JUST SAY, "NO, THANK YOU," THEN WALK AWAY. 402 00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,533 - SURE, DAD. WHATEVER YOU SAY. 403 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:22,900 [chattering] 404 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:25,067 OH, MY GOD. 405 00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:27,633 NOBODY ELSE IS WEARING THE DRESS. 406 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:32,533 - NICE DRESS, CINDERELLA. 407 00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:36,167 [girls laugh] 408 00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:38,633 - WELL, IF IT ISN'T ALLY'S DAD. 409 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:42,233 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE RUINED MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 410 00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:43,567 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 411 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,067 PLEASE, DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME. 412 00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,167 ALL YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING IN THE DRESS SHOP? 413 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,733 - YOU WERE RABBLE-ROUSING? - NO. 414 00:20:49,733 --> 00:20:51,767 - HE TOLD MEGAN'S FATHER ALL THE PARENTS SHOULD PROTEST 415 00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,667 AND REFUSE TO BUY THE FORMAL CLOTHES. 416 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:57,500 THEY ALL CALLED EACH OTHER, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. 417 00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:08,667 - NOBODY CALLED ME. 418 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:11,600 - WE HAVE TO GO HOME. - NO, HONEY. 419 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,567 - ALLY, LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT ANYBODY ELSE SAYS. 420 00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,700 GO IN THERE AND HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME. 421 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,833 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME, DAD. 422 00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:19,900 - WH-WHAT DID I DO? I DID SOMETHING NICE. 423 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:23,133 I BOUGHT A DRESS FOR $250. YOU'RE GOING INTO THAT PARTY. 424 00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:25,700 - NO, I'M NOT. - YES, YOU ARE. $250. 425 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,633 - I DON'T CARE. - YOU'RE GOING INTO THE PARTY. 426 00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:29,433 - YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. - LOOK, I'M YOUR FATHER. 427 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,267 YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY. - WELL, I HATE YOU! 428 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,433 - CONGRATULATIONS. 429 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:51,600 YOU'RE A SUCCESSFUL PARENT.