1 00:00:02,467 --> 00:00:05,167 - AMY, THIS ROAST IS SO TASTY. 2 00:00:05,167 --> 00:00:07,900 - YES, HONEY, IT IS DELICIOUS. 3 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:09,700 - THANKS. 4 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:12,567 ROBERT MADE THE POLICE BLOTTER THIS WEEK. 5 00:00:12,567 --> 00:00:14,733 - WOW! WHAT WENT DOWN, MAN? 6 00:00:14,733 --> 00:00:19,033 A SHOOT-OUT WITH SOME SMACK AND CRACK HEADS? 7 00:00:19,033 --> 00:00:20,567 - NO, NO. NOTHING SO EXCITING. 8 00:00:20,567 --> 00:00:24,767 IT JUST SAID, "MAILBOX DEFACED. UNIT RESPONDED." 9 00:00:24,767 --> 00:00:27,400 - HE WAS THE UNIT. 10 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,067 - OH. 11 00:00:30,067 --> 00:00:32,967 - YOU KNOW, ROBERT, I ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 12 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:34,167 - WHAT IS THAT, SIR? 13 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,167 - WHY DO YOU TOUCH YOUR FOOD 14 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:36,367 TO YOUR CHIN 15 00:00:36,367 --> 00:00:38,400 BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH? 16 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:42,300 - DAD. 17 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:44,367 - NO, NO. THAT'S OKAY, AMY. 18 00:00:44,367 --> 00:00:46,033 - YOU KNOW, I NOTICED THAT TOO. 19 00:00:46,033 --> 00:00:49,867 WHY DO YOU DO THAT, ROBERT? 20 00:00:49,867 --> 00:00:51,367 - IT'S--IT'S NOTHING. 21 00:00:51,367 --> 00:00:53,467 IT'S JUST A LITTLE HABIT OF MINE, THAT'S ALL. 22 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:56,667 - YEAH. HE HARDLY EVER DOES IT. 23 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:58,000 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 24 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,533 EVERY FAMILY HAS THEIR ODDBALL. 25 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,767 WITH US, IT'S MOM. 26 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:13,800 - BUT WHY DO YOU DO IT? 27 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,167 ARE YOU USING YOUR CHIN 28 00:01:15,167 --> 00:01:18,133 TO TEST THE TEMPERATURE OF YOUR FOOD? 29 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,067 - OH, THAT'S SILLY, HANK. 30 00:01:21,067 --> 00:01:22,933 HE'D HAVE A BIG, RED MARK ON HIS CHIN 31 00:01:22,933 --> 00:01:26,100 EVERY TIME THE FOOD WAS TOO HOT. 32 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:28,733 - THAT'S TRUE. 33 00:01:28,733 --> 00:01:31,233 SO IT'S NOT THAT. 34 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,100 - THAT'S WHERE HIS MOUTH WAS WHEN HE GOT HERE. 35 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:38,133 HE'S STILL GROWING. 36 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:55,233 - HOW DOES EVERYBODY LIKE THE SWEET POTATOES? 37 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:58,867 - OH, YEAH. HEY, YOU BETTER GET 'EM BEFORE I EAT 'EM ALL UP. 38 00:01:58,867 --> 00:02:00,533 [laughter] 39 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:17,600 - CUCKOO, CUCKOO! 40 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,200 - PETER, STOP. 41 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,167 I DON'T THINK IT'S CUCKOO AT ALL. 42 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,667 MAY I HAVE A NAPKIN, PLEASE? 43 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,133 - YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT 44 00:02:50,133 --> 00:02:52,233 THAT THAT CHIN THING WAS JUST A NERVOUS HABIT. 45 00:02:52,233 --> 00:02:54,633 - BUT WHAT DID HE HAVE TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT LAST NIGHT? 46 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:57,633 WE WERE HAVING DINNER WITH MY FAMILY. 47 00:02:58,967 --> 00:03:01,233 OH. 48 00:03:01,233 --> 00:03:03,900 - BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT JUST YOUR FAMILY 49 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,900 THAT STRESSES HIM OUT. 50 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,767 - WHAT, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM 51 00:03:07,767 --> 00:03:10,600 WITH MY FAMILY? 52 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,933 - ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT ROBERT BARONE 53 00:03:12,933 --> 00:03:16,033 HAS PLENTY OF REASONS TO DEVELOP A NERVOUS HABIT OR TWO. 54 00:03:16,033 --> 00:03:18,033 I MEAN, ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, HE'S A POLICEMAN. 55 00:03:18,033 --> 00:03:22,467 THE CHIN THING IS CLEARLY A MANIFESTATION OF STRESS. 56 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:24,067 WHAT? 57 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:28,167 I TOOK BEHAVIORAL PSYCHOLOGY IN COLLEGE. 58 00:03:32,733 --> 00:03:35,433 - SO YOU THINK THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO? 59 00:03:35,433 --> 00:03:37,600 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN FIX HIM, 60 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,567 BUT YOU KNOW, ANYTHING YOU CAN DO 61 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,533 TO MAKE HIM LESS STRESSED, I'M SURE THAT COULDN'T HURT. 62 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:43,967 - WHY DON'T YOU GET ONE OF THOSE FUNNELS 63 00:03:43,967 --> 00:03:45,333 THAT DOGS WEAR AROUND THEIR NECK 64 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:48,267 AND JUST THROW THE FOOD IN THERE? 65 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,867 - AMY, LET'S GO IN THERE. 66 00:03:57,867 --> 00:03:59,733 - WHAT? WHAT? 67 00:03:59,733 --> 00:04:01,800 I'M TRYING TO HELP MY SISTER-IN-LAW, 68 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,033 WHO MARRIED A MAN WITH STINKEROO FEET 69 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:06,700 AND A CHIN DISORDER. 70 00:04:15,933 --> 00:04:17,633 - HEY. 71 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,567 - HELLO. 72 00:04:19,567 --> 00:04:21,367 HOW ARE YOU? 73 00:04:21,367 --> 00:04:24,267 - HOW WAS YOUR DAY, YOGI? 74 00:04:24,267 --> 00:04:27,133 - OH, GOOD. PRETTY QUIET. 75 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,600 HIT A LITTLE TRAFFIC COMING HOME. 76 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,933 - OH, I'M SORRY. YOU HATE TRAFFIC. 77 00:04:30,933 --> 00:04:32,633 - AH, THAT'S OKAY. 78 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:34,933 OOH, WHAT SMELLS GREAT? 79 00:04:34,933 --> 00:04:38,100 - WELL, THAT JUST MIGHT BE YOUR FAVORITE FOOD. 80 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:41,267 - RIBS FRA DIAVOLO? 81 00:04:41,267 --> 00:04:43,467 - WITH STEAK AND MASHED POTATOES. 82 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:46,567 AND BACON AND A KEY LIME PIE. 83 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:49,067 - IS MY MOM HERE? 84 00:04:49,067 --> 00:04:51,100 - NO, NO, JUST ME AND YOU, 85 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:53,433 AND NOBODY'S MOM OR DAD OR BROTHER. 86 00:04:53,433 --> 00:04:56,133 - WOW. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. I'LL SET THE TABLE. 87 00:04:56,133 --> 00:04:57,867 - NO, NO. I WANT YOU TO SIT. 88 00:04:57,867 --> 00:05:00,800 YOU JUST RELAX BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A BIG MEAL AHEAD OF YOU 89 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,667 AND AFTER THAT... 90 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,833 - OH! 91 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:07,600 - WELL, IF I'D KNOWN THIS WAS WAITING FOR ME, 92 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,767 I WOULD'VE DRIVEN HOME WITH THE SIREN ON. 93 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,467 - WELL, I KNOW YOUR JOB CAN BE VERY STRESSFUL, 94 00:05:14,467 --> 00:05:16,567 SO I WANT TO HELP REDUCE THE STRESS. 95 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,933 - WELL, THEN. VERY NICE. 96 00:05:18,933 --> 00:05:20,933 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN ON THE FORCE FOR 27 YEARS, 97 00:05:20,933 --> 00:05:22,433 SO I'M USED TO STRESS. 98 00:05:22,433 --> 00:05:24,700 AND YOU KNOW MY MOTTO WHEN I'M ON THE BEAT-- 99 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:27,567 "DON'T BE AFRAID TO PULL THE TRIGGER... 100 00:05:27,567 --> 00:05:30,733 ON YOUR SMILE." 101 00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:32,800 - I LOVE THAT MOTTO. 102 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,467 - I KNOW. ME TOO, ME TOO. 103 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,133 - YOU ALL RIGHT? 104 00:05:37,133 --> 00:05:38,767 - YEAH. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 105 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:41,400 - NOTHING. 106 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,467 - IS SOMETHING WRONG? - WHAT? 107 00:05:44,467 --> 00:05:48,000 - WELL, YOU WERE TOUCHING FOOD TO YOUR CHIN. 108 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,667 - EXCUSE ME? 109 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,633 - YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN. 110 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:52,833 LOOK, I'M SORRY, 111 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:55,033 BUT I THOUGHT YOU DID THAT BECAUSE OF STRESS. 112 00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:57,167 ARE YOU STRESSED? IT'S OKAY IF YOU'RE STRESSED. 113 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:58,633 I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE STRESSED. 114 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:01,933 ARE YOU STRESSED? 115 00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:04,067 - MAYBE A LITTLE BIT NOW. 116 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,967 WHY ARE YOU BUGGING ME ABOUT THIS? 117 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:10,467 - NOBODY'S BUGGING YOU, SWEETIE. 118 00:06:10,467 --> 00:06:11,667 WE ALL JUST WANT TO HELP. 119 00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:12,967 - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE ALL"? 120 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:14,600 WHO'S "WE"? - NOBODY. 121 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,967 JUST SOME OF US WERE TALKING. 122 00:06:15,967 --> 00:06:17,367 - WELL, WHO WAS TALKING? 123 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:18,400 WHO'S THE "SOME OF US" WHO WERE TALKING? 124 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,400 - IT WAS JUST ME AND RAY... 125 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,067 - RAY? 126 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:23,967 - AND DEBRA. - DEBRA? 127 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,500 DEBRA WAS TALKING ABOUT ME? WHAT WAS SHE SAYING? 128 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:29,167 - WAIT--WHY DOES DEBRA BOTHER YOU MORE THAN RAY? 129 00:06:29,167 --> 00:06:32,533 YOU KNOW, YOU CARE WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT HER OPINION. 130 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:35,600 - WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS YOU TRAVELING THE COUNTRYSIDE GOING, 131 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,333 "WHO HAS A CURE FOR MY HUSBAND THE LOON?" 132 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:42,533 - I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. - I DON'T NEED ANY HELP. 133 00:06:42,533 --> 00:06:45,633 - BUT WOULDN'T IT BE GOOD TO FINALLY DEAL WITH YOUR... 134 00:06:45,633 --> 00:06:47,167 LITTLE CHIN PROBLEM? 135 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:49,467 - OH, PROBLEM. I SEE. SO NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM. 136 00:06:49,467 --> 00:06:52,633 WAS THAT THE VERDICT IN RAY AND DEBRA'S KANGAROO COURT? 137 00:06:52,633 --> 00:06:54,200 - ROBERT, PLEASE. - LOOK, LOOK. 138 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,867 YOU THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM? 139 00:06:55,867 --> 00:06:57,467 WELL, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 140 00:06:57,467 --> 00:07:01,233 MAYBE--MAYBE--MAYBE YOU HAVE THE PROBLEM, UH, MISSY. 141 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,000 THAT'S RIGHT. 142 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,333 WHAT ABOUT--WHAT ABOUT-- 143 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:07,867 WHAT ABOUT THE WAY YOU EAT, HUH? 144 00:07:07,867 --> 00:07:10,200 AND THE-- [smacking] 145 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,100 - I DON'T EAT LIKE THAT! 146 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,667 - OH, YES. YES, YOU DO EAT LIKE THAT. 147 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:17,067 AND--AND-- AND YOU WALK FUNNY! 148 00:07:17,067 --> 00:07:18,067 [high-pitched voice] HI. 149 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:20,767 I'M AMY! - ROBERT! 150 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:23,100 - UH-HUH, MAYBE YOU DON'T THINK YOU WALK LIKE THAT, BUT YOU DO. 151 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,400 AND EVERY DAY, 152 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,467 THE WORLD PRETENDS NOT TO NOTICE. 153 00:07:26,467 --> 00:07:28,500 SO MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS THE HELP 154 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:31,000 BECAUSE I AM PERFECTLY FINE! 155 00:07:33,567 --> 00:07:36,567 - ROBERT, STOP IT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 156 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:39,133 - I BELIEVE I'LL BE SLEEPING AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE TONIGHT. 157 00:07:39,133 --> 00:07:43,033 THEY LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM! 158 00:07:49,467 --> 00:07:52,300 - WHAT IS IT, MARIE? - OH, THANK GOD. 159 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,500 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU WERE YELLING 160 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:54,767 LIKE A CRAZY LADY ON THE PHONE. 161 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:56,500 THAT'S NOT YOU. 162 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,533 - COME HERE. 163 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,400 - SO? HOSE HIM OFF, 164 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,467 WE'LL ROLL HIM BACK IN THE OCEAN. 165 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,267 - MARIE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 166 00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:15,767 - ROBBIE AND AMY HAD A BIG FIGHT, 167 00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:17,933 AND HE SPENT THE NIGHT HERE. - OOH, WHAT HAPPENED? 168 00:08:17,933 --> 00:08:19,833 - I DON'T KNOW. HE WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING. 169 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,767 - ALL RIGHT, I'M SURE IT'S NO BIG DEAL. COME ON. 170 00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:24,700 - HE'S NOT MOVING BACK! 171 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:27,900 I FINALLY HAD THE BOTH OF YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE. 172 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:29,367 THERE WAS ONLY ONE MORE TO GO. 173 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,567 - HE'S RUINING HIS LIFE AGAIN. 174 00:08:38,567 --> 00:08:40,267 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BOYS 175 00:08:40,267 --> 00:08:41,467 THAT THEY HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH WOMEN. 176 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:42,667 - OH, MA. 177 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:45,767 IT'S NORMAL FOR COUPLES TO FIGHT, OKAY? 178 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:49,367 REMEMBER THAT, IN CASE YOU AND DAD EVER HAVE ONE. 179 00:08:50,867 --> 00:08:54,500 - HELLO, PROBLEM SOLVERS. 180 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,333 - WHAT? 181 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:57,933 - YOU TWO. HAVE YOU MET THESE TWO? 182 00:08:57,933 --> 00:08:59,800 THEY'RE GREAT, MA. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO? 183 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,467 BECAUSE THEY ARE SO PERFECT AND WITHOUT FLAW, 184 00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:04,633 THEY GET TOGETHER WITH, SAY, SOMEBODY'S WIFE, 185 00:09:04,633 --> 00:09:06,567 AND THEY MAKE HER BELIEVE THAT HER HUSBAND BELONGS 186 00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:09,500 IN A RUBBER ROOM WITH A CHIN GUARD. 187 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:13,600 IT'S QUITE A GIFT. 188 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:17,167 - SHE SHOULD'VE JUST GOT THE DOG FUNNEL. 189 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:24,767 - ROBERT, AMY CAME TO US. 190 00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:27,933 SHE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A WAY TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR... 191 00:09:27,933 --> 00:09:30,867 - BOOPITY-BOOP. 192 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,167 - LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS, 193 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:33,367 WHEN I LEFT FOR WORK YESTERDAY MORNING, 194 00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:34,733 MY WIFE WAS FINE WITH ME, 195 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:36,133 AND AFTER AN HOUR WITH YOU TWO, 196 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:38,167 SHE WANTED TO STRAP ME TO A BED AT BELLEVUE. 197 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:40,233 - OH, ROBERT, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! 198 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:42,600 - YEAH, YOU COULDN'T FIT INTO ONE OF THOSE BEDS. 199 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:49,467 - HOW ABOUT I FIT YOU INTO A JELLY JAR? 200 00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:52,333 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A JELLY JAR? 201 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:54,700 - MANY TIMES! MANY TIMES! - THEN WE'LL GO IN! 202 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:58,533 - I GO IN FOR NOTHING! - PLEASE, ROBBIE! 203 00:09:58,533 --> 00:10:00,300 YOU TWO SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. 204 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,767 WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO--TO BUTT INTO PEOPLE'S LIVES? 205 00:10:03,767 --> 00:10:05,667 - YES! 206 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:11,567 - WHAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP HIM 207 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:14,367 AFTER I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE TRYING? 208 00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:15,700 PLEASE. 209 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,467 THE ONLY THING WE CAN DO IS PRETEND THAT HE'S FINE 210 00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:22,533 AND LET HIM BLEND INTO SOCIETY AS BEST HE CAN. 211 00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:31,767 - HELLO, EVERYBODY. ROBERT. 212 00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:33,667 - HEY. 213 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,467 - OH, SEE, ROB, EVERYTHING IS FINE. 214 00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:38,200 - YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER AND KISS YOUR WIFE 215 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,200 ON YOUR WAY OUT OF MY HOUSE? 216 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,700 - OH! A KISS IS A GOOD IDEA. 217 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:49,433 HERE WE GO! 218 00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:55,167 - IT'S OKAY, MARIE. 219 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:56,633 - NO, IT'S NOT OKAY. 220 00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:57,933 YOU TWO HAVE TO KISS, 221 00:10:57,933 --> 00:11:00,500 AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU A BIG BOWL OF ICE CREAM. 222 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:04,000 - LOOK, ROBERT... 223 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,600 I DID A LOT OF THINKING LAST NIGHT, 224 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,267 AND I'M SORRY. 225 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,633 I REALIZED SOMETHING. 226 00:11:10,633 --> 00:11:13,233 YOU'VE BEEN DOING YOUR LITTLE...THING 227 00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:14,767 A LOT MORE LATELY, 228 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:17,867 NOT BECAUSE OF YOUR JOB OR MY FAMILY OR... 229 00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:21,300 OTHER FAMILIES. 230 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:25,267 BUT I THINK THE REAL REASON IS... 231 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:29,867 BECAUSE YOU HATE BEING MARRIED. 232 00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:33,167 [sobs] 233 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:36,233 - OH, NO, AMY, THAT CAN'T BE IT. 234 00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,533 - YEAH, I HATE BEING MARRIED, 235 00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:40,167 AND I DON'T DO ANY GOOFY CRAP. 236 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,600 - NO. 237 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,000 NOW IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. 238 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,200 I MEAN, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO 239 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,867 IS REMEMBER THE 13 TIMES WE BROKE UP 240 00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:57,500 TO SEE THAT MAYBE ROBERT'S NOT COMFORTABLE WITH COMMITMENT. 241 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,933 I TRIED TO HELP YOU OVERCOME ALL THAT, 242 00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:02,967 BUT OBVIOUSLY... I FAILED. 243 00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:05,567 - OH. OH, AMY! AMY! 244 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:08,833 NO, DON'T CRY! YOU'RE WRONG. 245 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:12,133 I'M HAPPY BEING MARRIED. I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER! 246 00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:14,467 - I'M HAPPY TOO! 247 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,900 - LISTEN, I LOST MY TEMPER LAST NIGHT, 248 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,233 AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE. 249 00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:19,633 AND ALL THOSE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOU, 250 00:12:19,633 --> 00:12:21,033 THEY'RE NOT TRUE. 251 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,300 YOU HAVE THE CUTEST WALK I'VE EVER SEEN, 252 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:27,400 AND YOU DON'T EAT LIKE A BEAVER! 253 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,400 - WHAT HAPPENED OVER THERE LAST NIGHT? 254 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,233 - LISTEN, SWEETIE, I'M SORRY. 255 00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:35,200 I LOVE YOU. 256 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:39,667 - I LOVE YOU. 257 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:40,900 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 258 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,300 BYE, NOW! 259 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,967 - WE HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE, BOO-BOO. 260 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,800 YOU CAN RELAX. 261 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,667 AND IF YOU RELAX, THEN MAYBE I'LL RELAX, 262 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:53,700 AND THEN, WHO KNOWS, 263 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,667 MAYBE THAT'LL BE THE END OF... 264 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,667 CRAZY CHIN. 265 00:12:57,667 --> 00:13:01,467 - HE SAID WE HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE! 266 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,433 - HOW ABOUT ANOTHER KISS? 267 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,767 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 268 00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:09,233 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 269 00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:11,100 I MEAN, FORGIVE ME, ROBERT, 270 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:14,300 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHY DO YOU DO THE CHIN THING? 271 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,933 - UH... HAVE YOU NOT BEEN FOLLOWING? 272 00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:18,333 - NO, I MEAN, 273 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,400 I-I UNDERSTAND ABOUT STRESS. 274 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,000 BUT OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD DO TO DEAL WITH STRESS, 275 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,967 YOU KNOW, LIKE GRIND YOUR TEETH 276 00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:26,333 OR BITE YOUR NAILS... 277 00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:28,600 - PULL YOUR HAIR OUT. 278 00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:40,567 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, ROBERT? 279 00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:43,533 I MEAN, WHY DO YOU DO THAT SPECIFIC THING? 280 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:47,533 WHY DO YOU TOUCH FOOD TO YOUR CHIN? 281 00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,633 - BECAUSE THE VOICES TELL ME TO. 282 00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:50,900 YOU HAPPY NOW? 283 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,867 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 284 00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:56,100 - GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE. 285 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,567 YOU CALL THAT "WELL ENOUGH"? 286 00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,567 - COME ON, ROBERT. TELL US. I WANT TO KNOW. 287 00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:04,300 WHY DO YOU DO THE MONKEY MOVE? 288 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:07,267 - I DON'T KNOW. 289 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:10,567 - ROBBIE, YOU'RE WITH FAMILY. YOU CAN TELL US. 290 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:13,067 - I DON'T KNOW! 291 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:20,533 - I-I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW HIM DO IT. 292 00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:23,900 YEAH, IT WAS EASTER, AND I WAS, LIKE, FIVE. 293 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,600 AND MOM, SHE MADE THE MISTAKE 294 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,133 OF LEAVING ME AND ROBERT ALONE WITH OUR EASTER BASKETS. 295 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,133 SO WE JUST STARTED SHOVING CANDY IN OUR MOUTHS 296 00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:31,667 AS FAST AS WE COULD. 297 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:34,933 AND ROBERT WAS--WAS TOUCHING EVERYTHING TO HIS CHIN. 298 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,267 I WAS ONLY FIVE, 299 00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:39,200 BUT I STILL THINK I SAID, "WHAT THE HELL?" 300 00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:49,867 ANYWAY, MOM COMES IN AND GOES, 301 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:52,500 "YOU TWO WEREN'T EATING CANDY BEFORE DINNER, WERE YOU?" 302 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,167 AND WE PLAYED IT TOTALLY COOL. 303 00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:57,333 WE SAID, "NO, MOMMY, NO," AND--AND I THOUGHT, 304 00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:00,567 "FOR SURE, WE'RE GOING TO GET AWAY WITH IT." 305 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:04,233 AND THEN I LOOK UP, AND STICKING TO ROBERT'S CHIN... 306 00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:07,700 IS THE TAIL OF A MARSHMALLOW DUCK. 307 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:17,300 - AND WHAT DID I DO TO TEACH YOU TWO A LESSON? 308 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:22,300 both: GAVE OUR CANDY TO POOR CHILDREN. 309 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,433 - IT WAS DELICIOUS. 310 00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:31,400 - OKAY, SO WAIT, ROBERT, 311 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,033 MAYBE YOU WERE NERVOUS ABOUT BEING CAUGHT BY MARIE, 312 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:39,767 AND SO YOU... FORGOT HOW TO EAT. 313 00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:44,267 - REALLY? 314 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:47,533 THAT'S WHAT YOU LEARNED IN COLLEGE? 315 00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:51,500 WHAT, WAS IT ONE OF THOSE HAIR COLLEGES? 316 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,067 - OH, ROBERT WAS DOING IT BEFORE THEN, ANYWAY. 317 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,600 I REMEMBER ONE TIME-- 318 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,000 - OH, GOD, IT'S LIKE THE SPECIAL PSYCHO EDITION 319 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,633 OF "THIS IS YOUR LIFE." 320 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:03,600 - I REMEMBER ONE TIME, I TOOK HIM TO THE LODGE, 321 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,933 AND HE SPOTTED A JAR OF PICKLES ON THE BAR. 322 00:16:05,933 --> 00:16:08,000 SO I GIVE HIM ONE. 323 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,233 AND HE STARTS DOING HIS THING, 324 00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:13,367 AND ALL MY BUDDIES START FEEDING HIM MORE PICKLES 325 00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:15,133 TO WATCH HIM DO IT. 326 00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,500 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 327 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,833 IT TURNS OUT THOSE PICKLES WERE ON THAT BAR 328 00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:23,500 WHEN THE LODGE OPENED IN 1952. 329 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,933 ROBERT THREW UP LIKE NIAGARA FALLS! 330 00:16:25,933 --> 00:16:32,067 [laughing] 331 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:35,967 OH, WELL. 332 00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:37,567 DOES THAT SOLVE YOUR MYSTERY? 333 00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:42,333 - NO, BUT NOW WE KNOW WHY ROBERT SCREAMS AT PICKLES. 334 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:49,533 - NO, THAT'S-- THAT'S INTERESTING, FRANK. 335 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:51,200 CANDY... 336 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,000 AND PICKLES... 337 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,700 - IT'S LIKE WATCHING FREUD WORK. 338 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,967 - I NEVER CARED HOW THE FOOD GOT IN THE BOYS' MOUTHS 339 00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,833 AS LONG AS THEY ATE. 340 00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:09,167 BUT I REMEMBER DINNERTIME. 341 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,533 RAYMOND WOULD BE SITTING IN HIS LITTLE HIGH CHAIR, 342 00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:14,667 AND FRANK ALWAYS HAD TO WORK LATE BACK THEN. 343 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,867 IT WAS A WONDERFUL TIME. 344 00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:22,600 AND I WOULD FEED RAYMOND HIS SWEET POTATOES AND PEAS. 345 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,767 AND YOU'D MAKE THE CUTEST FACES. 346 00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:27,467 I'M TELLING YOU, 347 00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,200 HE SHOULD'VE BEEN ON COMMERCIALS. 348 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,567 HE WAS SO MUCH CUTER THAN THAT GERBER BABY. 349 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:35,167 - OH, NOT CUTER. WE WERE BOTH CUTE. 350 00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:38,300 I REMEMBER I'D GET A BIG SPOONFUL, 351 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:41,333 AND I WOULD SAY... 352 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:45,200 "HERE COMES AN AIWPWANE IN FOR A WANDING!" 353 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,200 - MA, PLEASE. 354 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,767 - COME ON! - STOP IT. 355 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,467 - YOUR AIWPWANE'S WAITING. 356 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:51,333 - STOP IT. NO. - COME ON! 357 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,200 - ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! 358 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,167 THERE WE GO. OH, THERE! 359 00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,400 OH, OOPS, OOPS, OOPS. 360 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,767 WE DON'T WANT THE AIRLINE TO LOSE YOUR LUGGAGE. 361 00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:04,933 HERE YOU GO. THERE. 362 00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:07,067 THERE'S THAT CUTE FACE! HEE HEE! 363 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:09,067 - ALL RIGHT, MA. OKAY! 364 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:11,500 - WAIT A MINUTE. 365 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,933 MARIE... 366 00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:17,267 WHERE WAS ROBERT WHEN YOU WERE FEEDING CUTE, LITTLE RAYMOND? 367 00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:20,067 - I DON'T KNOW. 368 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,867 - OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? 369 00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:32,433 MARIE, BEFORE RAY WAS BORN, 370 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:34,500 DO YOU REMEMBER DOING THE AIRPLANE THING TO ROBERT? 371 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,767 - SURE. 372 00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,400 - SO ISN'T IT POSSIBLE 373 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,933 THAT WHILE YOU WERE WIPING RAY'S CHIN, 374 00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:43,033 ROBERT WAS FEELING NEGLECTED, 375 00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:47,333 AND THAT'S WHEN HE STARTED TAKING CARE OF HIMSELF? 376 00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:54,033 SO YOU SEE, ROBERT, WHEN RAY CAME ALONG, 377 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,367 YOU STARTED TOUCHING FOOD TO YOUR CHIN AS A SUBCONSCIOUS WAY 378 00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,667 OF TRYING TO GET YOUR MOTHER'S ATTENTION AGAIN. 379 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:02,967 AND NOW, THAT'S YOUR WAY OF DEALING WITH ANY KIND OF STRESS. 380 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,433 THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT? 381 00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:09,267 SEE? I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET IT! 382 00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:12,067 I'M SORRY, ROBERT. 383 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,533 - WHO WANTS A BIG BOWL OF ICE CREAM? 384 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,067 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? 385 00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,900 - NOTHING'S WRONG WITH YOU, ROBERT. 386 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,200 - NO? 387 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,000 MY KID BROTHER ARRIVES, AND FROM THEN ON, 388 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,033 I GOT TO RUB LUNCH ON MY FACE? 389 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:28,533 - ROBERT, I KNOW IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT RIGHT NOW, 390 00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:31,700 BUT THIS IS A GOOD MOMENT FOR YOU. 391 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,600 YOU UNDERSTAND SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF, 392 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,700 AND NOW THAT YOU UNDERSTAND IT, YOU CAN STOP IF YOU WANT. 393 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,467 - YEAH, BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 394 00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:41,367 IS THAT WE ALL HAVE TO REMEMBER 395 00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:44,033 THAT YOUR PROBLEM WAS NOBODY'S FAULT. 396 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:46,767 HERE YOU GO, RAYMOND. 397 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,700 - HAPPY WANDING. 398 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,367 - HEY THERE, CUBBY. 399 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:08,267 - HEY. 400 00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:09,667 WHAT? WHAT'S WITH YOU? 401 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,100 - OH, NOTHING. 402 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:14,133 JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT CHIN THING THAT I DO. 403 00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,767 THAT'S RIGHT, I'M TALKING ABOUT IT. 404 00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:20,067 THAT'S THE FIRST STEP IN GETTING OVER SOMETHING: 405 00:20:20,067 --> 00:20:24,100 ACCEPTANCE AND TALKING. 406 00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:30,133 I'M SEEING DR. GREENBERG. 407 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:32,133 - AH. 408 00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:33,467 OH, THAT'S GOOD. GREAT. 409 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:35,333 - YEAH, AND, YOU KNOW, HE MADE ME REALIZE 410 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,867 THAT JUST BECAUSE I HAVE LEGITIMATE EXCUSES 411 00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:38,267 FOR DOING SOMETHING 412 00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:40,033 DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO KEEP ON DOING IT. 413 00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,400 STARTING TODAY, 414 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,200 I'M NOT TOUCHING ANY FOOD TO MY CHIN. 415 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,767 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 416 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,367 [laughs] 417 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:50,600 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. GOOD FOR YOU, MAN. 418 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,800 - THE KNICKS ARE CRAZY IF THEY DON'T RENEW HIS CONTRACT. 419 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,567 - DID YOU SEE RAY BARONE'S COLUMN ABOUT THAT? 420 00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:57,667 - HEY, HEY, HEY! HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME. 421 00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,067 - YEAH, HE'S RIGHT ON THE MONEY. 422 00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:00,367 - HE USUALLY IS. 423 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:01,667 - YOU KNOW, I THINK RAY BARONE'S 424 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:02,900 THE BEST COLUMNIST IN NEW YORK, HANDS DOWN. 425 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,567 [buzzer sounds] 426 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,700 - THAT'S THE END OF THE QUARTER WITH THE KNICKS UP BY FIVE. 427 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,800 - OH, MAN! WHY WASN'T I TAPING THAT? 428 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,133 - YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD. 429 00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:13,167 GOOD FOR YOU, RAYMOND.