1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000 - OKAY, HERE IT IS. - ALL RIGHT. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,533 - NICE AND HOT. 3 00:00:04,533 --> 00:00:06,500 YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU ORDERED MORE EGG ROLLS, RAYMOND. 4 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:10,300 - WHY? - 'CAUSE I ATE 'EM IN THE CAR. 5 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:12,167 - SORRY WE TOOK SO LONG, 6 00:00:12,167 --> 00:00:13,800 BUT LISTEN TO THIS. 7 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,767 WHILE WE WERE WAITING FOR OUR ORDER IN THE BAR, 8 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:20,667 ROBERT GOT DISCOVERED! 9 00:00:20,667 --> 00:00:22,367 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 10 00:00:22,367 --> 00:00:26,633 - DISCOVERED AS IN, "HEY, I FOUND BIGFOOT"? 11 00:00:26,633 --> 00:00:28,567 - NO, REALLY! 12 00:00:28,567 --> 00:00:30,667 THIS MODELING AGENT CAME OVER TO US 13 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,567 AND SAID ROBERT HAD AN INTERESTING LOOK. 14 00:00:32,567 --> 00:00:34,300 HE SAID HE SHOULD COME IN FOR A MEETING. 15 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,833 HERE'S HIS CARD. 16 00:00:35,833 --> 00:00:38,800 - ROBERT, THIS IS TERRIFIC. YOU SHOULD CALL HIM. 17 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,600 - AW, COME ON. THE GUY WAS PROBABLY DRUNK. 18 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,833 - YEAH. 19 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:45,067 OR BLIND. 20 00:00:45,067 --> 00:00:46,633 OR--OR MENTALLY-- 21 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:48,200 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST GO 22 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,900 WITH BLIND AND DRUNK, ALL RIGHT, RAYMOND? 23 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:51,200 - COME ON, ROBERT. 24 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,700 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE BIT INTRIGUED? 25 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,800 - YEAH, WHAT IF HE WASN'T ANY OF THOSE THINGS? 26 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,533 - WELL, HE MUST'VE BEEN ALL THOSE THINGS, 27 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:58,067 OR HE WOULD'VE GIVEN HIS CARD TO THE REAL BEAUTY 28 00:00:58,067 --> 00:01:01,667 IN THE RESTAURANT. 29 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,367 MY AMY. 30 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:06,100 - OH...MY HANDSOME MODEL. 31 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,233 - YEAH. 32 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:11,833 - AW, HOW AM I GOING TO EAT NOW? 33 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:14,600 - YOU KNOW, YOU COULD KISS YOUR WIFE ONCE IN A WHILE. 34 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,233 - LET'S EAT. 35 00:01:37,733 --> 00:01:41,167 - [hyperventilating] 36 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,267 HELLO, I'M HERE TO SEE WILLIAM DENNISON. 37 00:01:58,267 --> 00:02:02,700 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - BOBBY BARONE. 38 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:04,767 - WHO? 39 00:02:04,767 --> 00:02:08,433 - ROBERT BARONE. 40 00:02:08,433 --> 00:02:12,233 - OH, HERE YOU ARE. OKAY, HAVE A SEAT. 41 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:35,367 - 'SUP? 42 00:02:35,367 --> 00:02:37,267 - OKAY, ROBERT, MR. DENNISON WILL SEE YOU NOW. 43 00:02:37,267 --> 00:02:38,300 JUST RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR. 44 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:39,333 - [high-pitched] THANK YOU. 45 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:42,167 [clears throat] THANK YOU. 46 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:50,833 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEND HER HEADSHOTS OUT THIS AFTERNOON. 47 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:53,000 THANKS. HEY, ROBERT. 48 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,467 HAVE A SEAT. GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 49 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:56,867 - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT ALL THIS? 50 00:02:56,867 --> 00:02:59,500 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT MUCH OF A LOOKER 51 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,633 IN THE, UH, SOBER LIGHT OF DAY. 52 00:03:01,633 --> 00:03:03,267 AM I RIGHT? 53 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,333 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU SAW ME AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT. 54 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:07,000 THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY KNOWN FOR THEIR LIGHTING. 55 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,367 SO I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND IF YOU THINK-- 56 00:03:09,367 --> 00:03:12,100 - ROBERT, ROBERT, RELAX. WE'RE JUST TALKING. 57 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:14,000 - OKAY. 58 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,033 - SO HOW TALL ARE YOU? 59 00:03:16,033 --> 00:03:21,767 - UH, I'M 6'8 1/2", BUT I CAN SCHLUMP TO 6'5". 60 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:23,133 - NO, NO. 61 00:03:23,133 --> 00:03:25,433 ACTUALLY, ONE OF THE TOUGHEST THINGS TO FIND 62 00:03:25,433 --> 00:03:28,133 IS SOMEONE WHO'S TALL WHO ALSO PHOTOGRAPHS WELL. 63 00:03:28,133 --> 00:03:29,900 MOST OF THE GUYS YOUR HEIGHT ARE... 64 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:31,833 WELL, THEY'RE MORE LIKE... 65 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:34,433 CIRCUS FREAKS. 66 00:03:41,433 --> 00:03:44,567 - SO I'M NOT A CIRCUS FREAK? 67 00:03:44,567 --> 00:03:46,033 - I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE A COVER MODEL. 68 00:03:46,033 --> 00:03:47,367 BUT A LOT OF WHAT WE DO HERE 69 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:49,533 IS MORE ON THE PAGES BETWEEN THE COVERS, 70 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,500 WHERE THE ADVERTISERS WANT, YOU KNOW, CHARACTER FACES 71 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:55,367 TO SELL EVERYTHING FROM NEW CARS TO HEADACHE MEDICINES. 72 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:58,000 - OH, YEAH, I COULD BE THE HEADACHE GUY. 73 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,067 I GET HEADACHES ALL THE TIME. 74 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:02,867 YOU SHOULD MEET MY FAMILY. 75 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,900 - OKAY, NOW, JUST BECAUSE I THINK YOU HAVE A GOOD LOOK 76 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:07,333 DOESN'T MEAN THE ADVERTISERS ARE GOING TO AGREE. 77 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:08,967 BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. 78 00:04:08,967 --> 00:04:10,567 - INTERESTING. 79 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:13,500 NOW, WHEN YOU SAY "NEVER KNOW..." 80 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,167 - WELL, YOU MAY NEVER BOOK ANYTHING. 81 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:18,533 OR YOU MAY BOOK A FEW PRINT JOBS. 82 00:04:18,533 --> 00:04:24,200 - AND WHAT WOULD SOMETHING LIKE THAT PAY? 83 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,833 - A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS. 84 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,667 BUT I ALSO HAVE MY TOP PEOPLE OUT THERE DOING COMMERCIALS, 85 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:31,067 AND THEY'RE PULLING DOWN 100, 150 GRAND A YEAR. 86 00:04:37,033 --> 00:04:39,467 - I'M IN! 87 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:41,733 - OKAY, BUT LET'S UNDERSTAND... 88 00:04:41,733 --> 00:04:43,400 THERE ARE NO GUARANTEES. 89 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,567 WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO IS SEND YOU OUT A COUPLE TIMES, 90 00:04:45,567 --> 00:04:47,667 SEE WHAT KIND OF REACTION WE GET. 91 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:48,567 - OKAY. GREAT! 92 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:50,567 - YEAH. - YEAH. OH, AND, HEY. 93 00:04:50,567 --> 00:04:53,067 LET 'EM KNOW I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO GREEN. 94 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:55,200 - EXCUSE ME? - GO GREEN. 95 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,167 YOU KNOW, IN CASE THEY WANT ME TO SELL VEGETABLES. 96 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,367 - OH. - YEAH. 97 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:07,567 AND, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ALSO TELL ME THAT I HAVE A GOOD VOICE 98 00:05:07,567 --> 00:05:08,900 IN CASE THEY WANT ME TO, YOU KNOW, 99 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:10,533 TALK IN ANY OF THE ADS. 100 00:05:10,533 --> 00:05:15,067 [deep voice] "THIS IS CNN." 101 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:21,067 - LET'S JUST FOCUS ON PRINT ADS FOR THE TIME BEING, HMM? 102 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:23,167 - RIGHT, SURE, PRINT, FOCUS, GOOD, GOOD. 103 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:25,967 - OKAY, WELL, THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO DO IS 104 00:05:25,967 --> 00:05:29,667 GO OUT AND GET SOME HEADSHOTS TO START YOUR PORTFOLIO. 105 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:31,400 NOW HERE ARE THE NAMES OF SOME PHOTOGRAPHERS 106 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,933 OTHER PEOPLE WITH THE AGENCY HAVE USED, 107 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,167 OR YOU COULD JUST USE OUR IN-HOUSE GUY IF YOU WANT. 108 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:38,600 - THAT'S SOUNDS GRRRREAT! 109 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,133 TONY THE TIGER. 110 00:05:44,133 --> 00:05:47,267 I--I DIDN'T KNOW IF THAT GUY DIED ALREADY OR ANYTHING. 111 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:48,900 I THOUGHT THEY MIGHT, YOU KNOW, 112 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:52,233 MAYBE NEED A NEW TIGER. 113 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:57,167 - OH, MY GOD! 114 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:59,267 YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! 115 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:01,133 OKAY, ROBERT! 116 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:18,933 - HEY. 117 00:06:18,933 --> 00:06:22,333 - HE WENT TO THE AGENCY, THEY SIGNED HIM AS A CLIENT. 118 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,400 HE ALREADY HAD HIS PHOTO SESSION WITH HERBERT, 119 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,233 AND THEY'RE GOING TO START SENDING HIM OUT RIGHT AWAY. 120 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:35,633 - WHY IS UNCLE ROBERT STANDING LIKE THAT? 121 00:06:35,633 --> 00:06:36,633 - WELL, ALLY... 122 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:41,733 - BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS A MODEL. 123 00:06:41,733 --> 00:06:46,600 - AND SOMETIMES MODELS WEAR TIGHT UNDERWEAR. 124 00:06:49,567 --> 00:06:51,067 - STOP IT, RAY. 125 00:06:51,067 --> 00:06:53,167 NO, ROBERT, I JUST THINK THAT'S TERRIFIC. 126 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:55,567 I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THAT YOU WERE HANDSOME. 127 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:59,000 - AND THEN WE WOULD LAUGH AND LAUGH 128 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,633 AND LAUGH. 129 00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:04,567 - WE NOTICED YOUR LIGHTS WERE ON. 130 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:06,367 - OH, YOU GUYS, GUESS WHAT. - WHAT? 131 00:07:06,367 --> 00:07:10,200 - ROBERT SIGNED WITH A MODELING AGENT. 132 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,867 - ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S THE PUNCH LINE? 133 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,100 - NO JOKE, DAD, WILLIAM DENNISON 134 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,000 OF THE WILLIAM DENNISON MODELING AGENCY 135 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,133 FELT THAT I HAD POTENTIAL AS A MODEL, 136 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:22,067 AND, UH, I'VE DECIDED TO FULFILL IT. 137 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:25,867 - OH, ROBERT, THAT'S WONDERFUL! 138 00:07:25,867 --> 00:07:31,567 OH! EVEN AS A BABY, YOU WERE ALWAYS A LOOKER. 139 00:07:31,567 --> 00:07:36,167 - I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS MORE OF A "LOOK AT THAT." 140 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:39,600 - NO, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, 141 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,967 I'M NOT GOING TO GO FOR THE STEREOTYPICAL, 142 00:07:41,967 --> 00:07:43,300 BORING GOOD LOOKS THING. 143 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,633 I'VE GOT MORE OF A CHARACTER FACE. 144 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:48,700 - LIKE THE WOLFMAN? 145 00:07:50,067 --> 00:07:51,600 - NO, MAYBE MORE LIKE SOMEONE 146 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:55,333 WHO GETS PAID TO REPRESENT A MAJOR ASPIRIN COMPANY. 147 00:07:59,933 --> 00:08:01,800 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 148 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:07,700 I'M GETTING THE "MAJOR ASS" PART. 149 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:10,033 - THAT WAS HEADACHE GUY. 150 00:08:10,033 --> 00:08:11,500 - STOP IT, RAY. 151 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,333 NO, I THINK THAT WAS GREAT, ROBERT. DO ANOTHER ONE. 152 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:15,067 - NO. ENOUGH! 153 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,567 I DON'T LIKE THIS! 154 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:19,933 I DIDN'T RAISE NO MALE MODELS. 155 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,700 - OH, FRANK. 156 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,567 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I EXPECTED JUST SUCH A REACTION. 157 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,133 GUESS IT GOES WITH THE TERRITORY. 158 00:08:26,133 --> 00:08:29,333 THAT'S WHY THEY PAY US THE BIG BUCKS. 159 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:30,933 - THEY SAY HE COULD POTENTIALLY MAKE 160 00:08:30,933 --> 00:08:33,300 $100,000 A YEAR. 161 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:37,833 - [gasps] - HOLY CRAP! 162 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,033 SHUT UP, PAINT YOUR FACE, 163 00:08:39,033 --> 00:08:41,600 AND START SWINGING IT DOWNTOWN. 164 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:46,533 - HEY, DAD, YOU COULD MAKE SOME MONEY. 165 00:08:46,533 --> 00:08:49,433 YOU COULD BE HEMORRHOID GUY. 166 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:57,100 - MAKE ME AN OFFER! 167 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,800 - NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR FATHER. 168 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:02,767 ROBBIE, MAYBE YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING FOR RAYMOND. 169 00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:06,067 THERE MUST BE A "CUTE AND ADORABLE" DEPARTMENT. 170 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:10,500 - HEY, ALL RIGHT, CAN WE JUST ALL LET ROBERT HAVE HIS MOMENT? 171 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,800 - NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DEBRA. 172 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,500 I DON'T MIND SPREADING MY GOOD FORTUNE. 173 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,833 HEY, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT, RAY, I COULD INTRODUCE YOU 174 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:17,033 TO MR. DENNISON WHEN I PICK UP MY PICTURES. 175 00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:18,400 - THAT'S OKAY, ROBERT, OKAY? 176 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,367 ONE DELUSIONAL PERSON IN THE FAMILY IS ENOUGH. 177 00:09:21,367 --> 00:09:23,900 - OH, ROBBIE! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR PICTURE 178 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:26,633 IN ALL THE MAGAZINES! 179 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:29,767 - MAKE THAT TWO DELUSIONAL PEOPLE. 180 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:32,300 - I THINK IT'S VERY EXCITING, ROBERT. 181 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:34,167 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 182 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:36,833 - AH...THANKS, AMY. THANKS, MA. 183 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:40,533 - SO THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD-LOOKING BROADS DOWN THERE? 184 00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:49,467 - DAD, PLEASE. THOSE ARE MY COLLEAGUES. 185 00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:50,933 - YEAH, DAD. 186 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:53,167 SO ANY OF THESE COLLEAGUES SWEDISH? 187 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:54,567 - UGH, RAY. 188 00:09:54,567 --> 00:09:56,867 - I'M INTERESTED IN MY BROTHER'S LIFE. 189 00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:59,733 AND EUROPE. 190 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:04,033 - OKAY, LOOK, WILL YOU RELAX? 191 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:05,433 WE'RE JUST HERE TO PICK UP THE PICTURES, 192 00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:06,867 AND THEN WE'RE GONE. 193 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,233 - BUT WE'RE GOING TO SEE SOME REAL MODELS, RIGHT? 194 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,400 I DIDN'T COME DOWN HERE TO SEE 195 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,133 PMS LADY OR LAXATIVE GIRL. 196 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:15,000 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING TO EMBARRASS ME. 197 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,567 - DON'T WORRY, I'M GOING TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT, 198 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:20,700 EXCEPT FOR WHEN I'M GOING, "WOWEE!" 199 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:27,533 - I MEAN IT, RAYMOND. NO GOOFING AROUND, OKAY? 200 00:10:27,533 --> 00:10:28,867 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 201 00:10:28,867 --> 00:10:31,400 - [whispers] ALL RIGHT. 202 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,500 NOT QUITE AS GLAMOROUS AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 203 00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:56,067 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE? 204 00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:57,500 - YES, YEAH, YES. I DON'T GET IT. 205 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,467 YESTERDAY THERE WERE ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE. 206 00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,600 AND--AND I WENT OVER HERE TO SIT, 207 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,900 AND--AND THIS IS WHERE THE LADY WAS WHO HELPED ME, 208 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:07,433 AND THEN THIS WAS WILLIAM'S OFFICE OVER HERE. 209 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,100 THEN THEY SAID, "GO DO YOUR PICTURES." 210 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:11,100 I CAME IN HERE. I-I MET HERBERT. 211 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,367 AND THEN AFTER THAT, I WENT OVER HERE. 212 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,233 [speaks indistinctly] 213 00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:16,567 AND THEN I SAID, "OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 214 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:19,133 I'LL COME BACK TO GET 'EM." AND--AND THEN I-I LEFT. 215 00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:20,433 AND I-I DON'T KNOW. 216 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:23,000 - SO BASICALLY, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS 217 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,567 THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN I'M GOING TO SEE TODAY IS YOU. 218 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:30,733 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. EVEN THE LIGHT BULBS ARE GONE. 219 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:33,500 IT--IT'S LIKE A CON JOB. 220 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,600 - HOW COULD IT BE A CON JOB? I MEAN-- 221 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,433 OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU PAID THE GUY TO REPRESENT YOU. 222 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:43,067 - NO, I ONLY PAID FOR THE PICTURES. 223 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:46,433 I PAID FOR THE PICTURES. 224 00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:48,767 - OH, MAN. HOW MUCH? 225 00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:51,433 - $1,000. 226 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,600 - $1,000? ARE YOU NUTS? 227 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:57,700 - IT WOULD'VE COST ME A LOT MORE WITH ONE OF THOSE OUTSIDE GUYS! 228 00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:00,600 - OH, MY GOD! 229 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,133 - I FEEL SICK. - ALL RIGHT, EASY. EASY! 230 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:04,433 - I CAN'T BREATHE! - ALL RIGHT, RELAX. 231 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,000 - I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE! 232 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,933 - RELAX. ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN! 233 00:12:07,933 --> 00:12:09,600 ROBERT! JUST CALM DOWN. 234 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,567 - I CAN'T BREATHE! - CALM DOWN. 235 00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:13,000 CALM DOWN! 236 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,767 - HOW CAN I CALM DOWN? 237 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,233 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 238 00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:18,000 I'VE BEEN CONNED, AND I'M A COP. 239 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,467 I'M A CONNED COP! 240 00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:22,467 - ALL RIGHT, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST 241 00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:24,733 TRACK THE GUYS DOWN, AND YOU THROW 'EM IN JAIL? 242 00:12:24,733 --> 00:12:27,033 - YEAH, SURE, I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE HEADLINES. 243 00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:31,200 "GIANT COP IS GIANT SCHMUCK!" 244 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,767 - LOOK, YOU MADE A MISTAKE. THAT'S ALL. 245 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:35,433 COME ON. LET'S GO HOME. 246 00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:36,667 - NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T. 247 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:39,433 HOW DO I FACE AMY AND MOM AND DAD? 248 00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:42,633 THEY THINK I'M A MODEL! 249 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:46,433 - NOBODY THINKS THAT. 250 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,533 LOOK. 251 00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:50,567 YOU JUST TELL THEM THAT YOU DECIDED 252 00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:52,333 THAT THIS CAREER WAS NOT FOR YOU. 253 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,267 THAT'S ALL. YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A MAN. 254 00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:56,333 - OKAY, BUT SEE, THEY'RE EXPECTING PICTURES. 255 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:59,933 I MEAN, AMY KNOWS I-I-I PAID $1,500. 256 00:12:59,933 --> 00:13:01,600 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID $1,000. 257 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:07,667 - I LIED, OKAY, RAYMOND? I'M A MORON! 258 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,600 - ALL RIGHT, SO... 259 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,133 WE'LL GET SOME NEW PICTURES MADE. 260 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:17,767 - NO, I CAN'T. THAT WAS MY LAST $2,000. 261 00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:21,800 - $2,000? - I KNOW! 262 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,967 - WELL... 263 00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,600 $2,000? 264 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,200 WHAT WERE THESE, PICTURES OR SCULPTURES? 265 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,933 - MAYBE I'LL JUST JUMP OUT THE WINDOW. 266 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:34,367 IF IT'S REALLY A WINDOW. 267 00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:38,033 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LOOK, DON'T JUMP YET. 268 00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:40,667 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT A CAMERA. 269 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:43,300 SO--SO WE'LL TAKE SOME PICTURES, 270 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,633 AND WE'LL SHOW 'EM TO EVERYBODY, 271 00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:47,367 AND--AND THEN... 272 00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:49,533 THEN YOU QUIT THE BUSINESS 273 00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:52,067 BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY. 274 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,467 AND WE'RE DONE. 275 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:56,633 - YEAH? YOU'LL HELP ME? 276 00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:58,533 - YEAH, WHY NOT? 277 00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:02,133 - THANK YOU. 278 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,567 YOU'RE A GOOD BROTHER. - YEAH. 279 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:09,300 AND I'LL ONLY CHARGE YOU $1,100. 280 00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:17,833 OH, OKAY. YOU READY? 281 00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,033 - YOU MEAN THIS IS WHERE WE'RE DOING IT? 282 00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:21,667 IN THE BASEMENT? - YEAH. 283 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,767 - IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A $2,000 PICTURE. 284 00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,767 - WELL, JUST STAND UP AGAINST THE BACKDROP. 285 00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:29,833 IT'S VERY NICE. - YOU MEAN YOUR BEDSPREAD? 286 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:33,400 IT'S LIKE A PORN SHOOT. 287 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,700 - JUST SHUT UP AND STAND THERE, ALL RIGHT? 288 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,400 WE STILL GOT TO TAKE THE PICTURES 289 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,600 AND GET TO THE ONE-HOUR PLACE BEFORE PEOPLE GET HOME. 290 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,500 - YEAH, OKAY, BUT DON'T YOU THINK 291 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:44,267 I NEED A LITTLE POWDER FIRST? - YOU DON'T NEED ANY POWDER! 292 00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:45,567 - OKAY, LOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT-- 293 00:14:45,567 --> 00:14:47,633 JUST WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT I WANT-- 294 00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:51,067 DON'T TAKE THE PICTURE WHEN I'M TALKING, RAY--RAYMOND? 295 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,367 - WHAT? - YOU KNOW WHAT? 296 00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:54,367 JUST PUT THE CAMERA DOWN. PUT IT DOWN! 297 00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:57,733 - WHAT? COME ON. THOSE ARE GREAT ACTION SHOTS. 298 00:14:57,733 --> 00:15:01,267 - I NEED YOU TO WAIT UNTIL I POSE FIRST. 299 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,967 - THEN POSE ALREADY. 300 00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:07,367 HURRY UP. 301 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:12,400 - I WILL BE STARTING WITH HEADACHE GUY. 302 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,533 - ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 303 00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:21,033 - THIS IS WHAT WE DO. JUST TAKE IT. 304 00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:24,767 - LOOKS MORE LIKE JOCK-ITCH GUY. 305 00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:27,667 - I NEED THAT ONE TOO. 306 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,533 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS NOT WORKING. 307 00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:32,600 - WHY NOT? 308 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,133 - YOU'RE NOT BELIEVABLE AS A PERSON. 309 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,733 - OH, YEAH, AVEDON? WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 310 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:39,833 IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT HERBERT SAID 311 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:42,567 I WAS A JOY TO PHOTOGRAPH! 312 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:46,300 - HERBERT DIDN'T HAVE ANY FILM IN THE CAMERA! 313 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:52,567 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 314 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,167 I'M SUCH A DOPE. 315 00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,733 - HEY, HOLD IT. THAT'S GOOD. RIGHT THERE! 316 00:15:55,733 --> 00:15:59,700 YES, THAT'S THE PERFECT ANTIDEPRESSANT MEDICATION GUY. 317 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,567 - HEY, RAYMOND, DON'T, OKAY? JUST FORGET IT. 318 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,533 - NO, NO, IT'S GOOD. YOU GOT A VERY EXPRESSIVE FACE. 319 00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,400 YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD. 320 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,533 - YEAH? - NOT THAT. THAT'S TOO HAPPY. 321 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,267 WE DON'T WANT THAT. - SORRY. 322 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,700 - NO, NOW, YOU'RE FORCING IT. JUST BE YOURSELF. 323 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,833 THAT'S IT, RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. 324 00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,967 PERFECT. PERFECT. 325 00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:18,233 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME A LITTLE OVER THE SHOULDER. 326 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:23,333 LITTLE OVER THE SHOULDER. YES! 327 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,833 ANOTHER ONE. COME ON. 328 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,567 PERFECT! 329 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,567 OKAY, GREAT. NOW WE TRY A HAPPY ONE. 330 00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:31,500 GO AHEAD. THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS. 331 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,767 - I GOT NOTHING. 332 00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:36,500 - REMEMBER WHEN DAD GOT HIS ARM STUCK IN THE VENDING MACHINE? 333 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,367 - THAT WAS FUNNY. - YEAH. 334 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,800 HOW 'BOUT WHEN MOM WAS TALKING, AND THE MOTH FLEW IN? 335 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,267 - KEEP GOING. 336 00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:46,433 - UH, REMEMBER WHEN I ALMOST GOT FIRED? 337 00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:48,267 - YOU ALMOST GOT FIRED? - THERE YOU GO! 338 00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:49,700 THERE YOU GO! HOLD IT. 339 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,333 - WHY DID YOU ALMOST GET FIRED? 340 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,633 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT DEBRA ALMOST LEFT ME. 341 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:57,000 - YOU ARE GOOD AT THIS. 342 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,767 - PERFECT. PERFECT. 343 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,100 ALL RIGHT. 344 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,200 OKAY, HOLD ON. HOLD ON. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 345 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,533 - HERE WE GO. 346 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:06,733 [disco music playing] THAT'S IT! 347 00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:09,633 FEEL THAT. FEEL IT. 348 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:11,500 YEAH. FEEL THE MUSIC. 349 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,533 MOVE IT! YEAH! 350 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,733 GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE. TURN INTO ME. 351 00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:19,533 YEAH! ONE MORE, ONE MORE. TURN INTO ME. 352 00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:21,333 YEAH! OKAY. NOW, YOU HOLD IT. 353 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:25,467 YOU HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, AND I'LL GO. YEAH. 354 00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:26,533 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 355 00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:28,000 WHAT ABOUT THIS? WHAT ABOUT THIS? 356 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,133 - OH, YEAH. NOW WE'RE TALKING. 357 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,900 NOW WE'RE TALKING. WAIT. I GOT AN IDEA. 358 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:38,333 HERE WE GO. I'VE SEEN 'EM-- I'VE SEEN 'EM DO THIS. 359 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,033 - [singing] BURN BABY BURN - YEAH. FEEL IT! 360 00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:44,333 FEEL IT! YOU'RE THE MAN. 361 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:47,700 YOU'RE THE MAN! WHO IS THE MAN? 362 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,333 - I AM THE MAN! 363 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,600 - WHO'S THE-- HERE WE GO! 364 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,933 YOU'RE PROUD AND MR. COOL. 365 00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:55,067 PROUD AND MR. COOL. 366 00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:57,300 PROUD AND MR. COOL. 367 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,733 OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! 368 00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:03,033 AND GO! 369 00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:04,800 WHERE ARE YOU? 370 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:08,300 LOOK OVER HERE. LOOK OVER HERE NOW, ROBBIE! 371 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,733 ALL RIGHT. HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT NUDITY? 372 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:12,800 - I'M FINE WITH IT. 373 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,333 - I'M TALKING ABOUT ME. 374 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,600 - [laughs] YOU? 375 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,167 - YEAH, YEAH. 376 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,100 - HELLO, HELLO. 377 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,033 - ROBERT GOT HIS PICTURES BACK. 378 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:23,767 - OH, HOW DID THEY TURN OUT? 379 00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:25,733 - PRETTY GOOD, PRETTY GOOD. 380 00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:27,500 - I'M SO EXCITED. LET ME SEE! 381 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,267 - ALL RIGHT, HERE. PUT THEM DOWN HERE, HONEY. 382 00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:32,500 FRANK, GET OUT OF THE WAY. 383 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,333 - ALL RIGHTY. - WATCH THE FINGERPRINTS. 384 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:38,033 - YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 385 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:41,000 - OOH... 386 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,500 - WOW. 387 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,533 - BOY. 388 00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:49,267 LOOK AT THOSE. 389 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,433 - YOU DIDN'T PAY MONEY FOR THESE, DID YA? 390 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,167 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 391 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,933 - WELL, ROBERT, I THINK YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME, 392 00:18:57,933 --> 00:19:00,533 BUT THESE PICTURES ARE KIND OF... 393 00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:02,567 LOUSY. 394 00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:03,800 - WHAT? 395 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,000 - I AGREE WITH AMY. 396 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,667 YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL BOY, ROBBIE, 397 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,767 AND--AND THESE PHOTOS DON'T DO YOU JUSTICE. 398 00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:11,233 - AND THEY'RE KIND OF OUT OF FOCUS. 399 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,633 - THEY'RE NOT OUT OF FOCUS. 400 00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:14,500 SHOW ME, SHOW ME WHERE THEY'RE OUT OF FOCUS. 401 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,133 YOU KNOW, IN FACT, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PHOTOGRAPHY, 402 00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:19,067 BUT THESE ARE THE BEST PICTURES I'VE EVER SEEN. 403 00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:22,667 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? THE TOP OF HIS HEAD'S CUT OFF. 404 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:27,433 - THEY'RE GOING FOR SOMETHING. OPEN YOUR MIND! 405 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,933 - OPEN THE TRASH, AND THROW THESE IN. 406 00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:32,567 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 407 00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:35,500 - YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, I'M GLAD THAT YOU FEEL THIS WAY 408 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,333 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 409 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,767 I'M LEANING TOWARDS NOT PURSUING THIS ANYMORE. 410 00:19:39,767 --> 00:19:41,667 - OH... - WHAT? WHY? NO. 411 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,567 - WELL, I REALLY CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT, 412 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:47,600 BUT I THINK THAT THIS AGENCY MIGHT NOT BE RIGHT FOR ME. 413 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:52,433 - WELL, THEY CERTAINLY SET YOU UP WITH A BAD PHOTOGRAPHER. 414 00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:56,200 IT LOOKS LIKE THEY GAVE THE CAMERA TO A MONKEY. 415 00:19:57,967 --> 00:20:00,833 - ENOUGH! 416 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,500 - WHAT'S WITH YOU? 417 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,000 - YOU PEOPLE! 418 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:08,133 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GOT TO RUN DOWN ROBERT AND HIS DREAMS? 419 00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:10,300 NO. NO, THAT'S OKAY, RAYMOND. 420 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,700 THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT I WANT. 421 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,767 - NO. NO, ROBERT. THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT. 422 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,833 GOD FORBID YOU SHOULD FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF. 423 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:19,500 YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE FAMILY IS SO NEGATIVE, AND I'M SICK OF IT! 424 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:23,267 - IT'S NOT HIM. IT'S THE PHOTOS. 425 00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:25,633 - IT'S YOU! 426 00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:30,067 AND YOU...AND YOU, AND YOU, AND EVEN YOU! 427 00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:32,600 - YOU'RE LOSING ME, MAN. 428 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,600 - ALL OF YOU, YOU'RE GIVER-UPPERS 429 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,833 AND PUT-ER-DOWNERS. 430 00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,800 - RAY, WHERE YOU GOING? 431 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,333 - I KNOW SOME SPORTS PEOPLE, 432 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,600 AND THEY DO SOME MODELING, AND THEY HAVE SOME AGENTS, 433 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,200 AND I'D LIKE A SECOND OPINION, OKAY? 434 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,000 SO YOU CAN ALL JUST STAY HERE 435 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,167 IN YOUR LITTLE SUBURBAN SUBURBIA, 436 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:50,367 WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN FOCUS AND NOBODY'S HEAD IS CUT OFF! 437 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:02,300 - RAYMOND REALLY BELIEVES IN ME. 438 00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:08,467 - [singing] BURN BABY BURN 439 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:11,500 - WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED? 440 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:15,433 I DON'T KNOW THIS MAN. I DON'T KNOW THIS MAN! 441 00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:18,233 OOH, YOU'RE FLYING IN THE COOL JET. 442 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,200 LOOK OUT. LOOK OUT. 443 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,833 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! 444 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:23,300 - WHAT'D I DO? 445 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,200 - I'LL TELL YOU-- YOU STOLE. 446 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,400 - WHAT'D I DO? 447 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,567 - YOU STOLE ALL THE COOL FROM THE WORLD! 448 00:21:28,567 --> 00:21:30,433 THAT'S WHAT YOU DID. - OH. 449 00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:35,200 - YOU STAY, I GO. YOU STAY, I GO. 450 00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:41,567 - [singing] FOLKS WERE SCREAMING 451 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,300 OUT OF CONTROL 452 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:47,433 IT WAS SO ENTERTAINING 453 00:21:47,433 --> 00:21:50,500 WHEN THE BOOGIE STARTED TO EXPLODE