1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:03,467 - THEY BOUGHT A CONDOMINIUM IN NEW JERSEY: 2 00:00:03,467 --> 00:00:05,333 THE GARDEN STATE VILLAS. 3 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:08,067 - WE WANT TO MOVE THERE. 4 00:00:09,667 --> 00:00:10,767 - WE GET THE HOUSE. 5 00:00:10,767 --> 00:00:11,767 - [gasps] WHAT? 6 00:00:11,767 --> 00:00:13,200 - OUR OWN HOUSE! 7 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,233 - GOODBYE. 8 00:00:15,233 --> 00:00:17,500 [party horn toots] 9 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:23,400 [knock on door] 10 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,700 - HI. - OH. 11 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:29,000 OH, MY GOODNESS. OH. 12 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,333 IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU. 13 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:32,767 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 14 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:35,633 THIRD TIME IN TWO WEEKS, MA. 15 00:00:35,633 --> 00:00:37,333 - ONLY THE THIRD TIME. 16 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:38,533 COME IN. SIT DOWN. 17 00:00:38,533 --> 00:00:41,433 YOUR FATHER'S JUST ON HIS WAY BACK FROM THE DINING HALL. 18 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:42,333 - OH. 19 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:44,167 WHAT DO YOU DO, HOSE HIM OFF AND SEND HIM BACK? 20 00:00:44,167 --> 00:00:45,800 - [chuckles] 21 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,533 - OH, BOY. 22 00:00:47,533 --> 00:00:48,767 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, RAYMOND? 23 00:00:48,767 --> 00:00:51,333 - YEAH, IT'S JUST TRAFFIC THE WHOLE WAY. 24 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:53,467 I MEAN, USUALLY TAKES 85 MINUTES. 25 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:55,400 TOOK TWO HOURS TODAY. 26 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,100 NO, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 27 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,200 - HOW ARE YOU, MARIE? 28 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,800 - OH, I TELL YOU, 29 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,700 NOW THAT I'M IN THE VILLA'S PRODUCTION 30 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:08,167 OF "THE UNSINKABLE MOLLY BROWN", AS MOLLY, 31 00:01:08,167 --> 00:01:10,000 I'M IN CONSTANT REHEARSAL 32 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,733 AND I'M IN VOICE AND MOVEMENT CLASSES AND YOGA. 33 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:18,367 OH, AND BY THE WAY, RAYMOND, YOU NEED TO STOP BY THE OFFICE 34 00:01:18,367 --> 00:01:20,633 AND CO-SIGN SOME INSURANCE WAIVER FOR ME. 35 00:01:20,633 --> 00:01:22,067 [horn honks] OH. 36 00:01:22,067 --> 00:01:25,067 - NO BRAKES! NO BRAKES! 37 00:01:25,067 --> 00:01:26,100 [honks horn] 38 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,000 - OH! 39 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 [Frank chuckling] 40 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,267 - OH... 41 00:01:31,267 --> 00:01:35,067 HI, FRANK! 42 00:01:35,067 --> 00:01:36,500 - HEY, DAD, I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY. 43 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,100 WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE ME TO THE DINING HALL? 44 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:43,267 - NO, I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY GUEST PASSES. 45 00:01:43,267 --> 00:01:45,667 - RAYMOND, SIT DOWN. 46 00:01:45,667 --> 00:01:46,800 I'LL FIX US SOME LUNCH, 47 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,667 AND THEN WE CAN HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION. 48 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:50,400 - SO HOW ARE YOU, FRANK? 49 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,367 - FAT! 50 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:54,067 THE DINING HALL IS OPEN 24 HOURS, 51 00:01:54,067 --> 00:01:55,900 PLUS MARIE IS COOKING UP A STORM. 52 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:59,433 SOME DAYS, I EAT TEN TIMES! 53 00:01:59,433 --> 00:02:00,600 - WELL, I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT CONDO LIVING 54 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:01,667 STILL AGREES WITH YOU. 55 00:02:01,667 --> 00:02:03,300 - YEP, I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT 56 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:06,733 AFTER I VISIT THE THRONE ROOM. 57 00:02:06,733 --> 00:02:10,767 THE SEAT IN THERE IS CUSHIONED AND HEATED. 58 00:02:10,767 --> 00:02:12,300 RAY, BEFORE YOU GO HOME, 59 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,733 YOU GOTTA GIVE IT A TEST DRIVE. 60 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,833 - TRY AND STOP ME. 61 00:02:36,267 --> 00:02:39,500 - BOY, I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOUR PARENTS THIS HAPPY. 62 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,433 THEN AGAIN, I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM HAPPY. 63 00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:42,567 - YEAH. 64 00:02:42,567 --> 00:02:43,867 YEAH. NO, THEY'RE HAPPY. 65 00:02:43,867 --> 00:02:44,867 SO HOW LONG WE GOTTA STAY? 66 00:02:44,867 --> 00:02:46,200 - RAY. 67 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,033 - I'M JUST SAYING. YOU'LL EAT YOUR SANDWICH. 68 00:02:48,033 --> 00:02:50,067 THEN WE'LL GET A JUMP ON THE TRAFFIC ON THE WAY BACK. 69 00:02:50,067 --> 00:02:51,933 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, ENOUGH WITH THE TRAFFIC. 70 00:02:51,933 --> 00:02:54,433 SO YOU HAVE TO DO A LITTLE DRIVING. 71 00:02:54,433 --> 00:02:56,700 THAT PROBLEM IS MORE THAN OUTWEIGHED 72 00:02:56,700 --> 00:03:01,167 BY THE FACT THAT I HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO EXIT HELL. 73 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:03,533 - IT'S JUST LIKE YOU LIKE, RAYMOND. 74 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:05,500 EGG SALAD WITH EXTRA EGG. 75 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,233 - ALL RIGHT, THANKS, MA. - YUMMY. 76 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:12,567 - WHOO! I HAD A FANTASTIC IDEA. 77 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,600 WHAT IF YOU AND I HAVE SOME ONE-ON-ONE TIME? 78 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,333 NEXT WEEK, COME BY YOURSELF 79 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:19,700 AND STAY FOR A FEW DAYS. 80 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,833 - HMM. 81 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,733 NO, I MEAN... 82 00:03:24,733 --> 00:03:28,800 - [laughs] 83 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,067 YOU KNOW WHAT, MARIE? 84 00:03:31,067 --> 00:03:33,367 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 85 00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:34,700 I MEAN, I'M GONNA MISS RAY, 86 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:36,833 BUT I'LL JUST HAVE TO SUCK IT UP. 87 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:39,200 - OH, GOOD. 88 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:44,533 - [singing] HEAVEN 89 00:03:44,533 --> 00:03:47,900 I'M IN HEAVEN 90 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:52,667 MY HEART BEATS SO THAT I CAN HARDLY SPEAK 91 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,367 [phone rings] 92 00:03:55,967 --> 00:03:58,467 - HELLO? 93 00:03:58,467 --> 00:04:00,767 AH, YOU GOT A PHONE IN THERE TOO, HUH? 94 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:02,533 YEAH, OKAY. 95 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:06,267 - RIGHT IN HERE. 96 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:07,633 - THANK YOU. 97 00:04:07,633 --> 00:04:09,700 HI. I'M RAY BARONE. 98 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:10,967 - OH, GREAT. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. 99 00:04:10,967 --> 00:04:11,967 - THANKS. I'M DEBRA. 100 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:12,967 - HI. 101 00:04:12,967 --> 00:04:14,333 - YEAH, MY MOM SAID 102 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:16,733 I NEED TO SIGN SOME INSURANCE FORM FOR HER. 103 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:18,000 AND ALSO... 104 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,467 ASK ABOUT A ROLLAWAY BED FOR ME. 105 00:04:24,033 --> 00:04:26,467 - YES, MR. BARONE, I'M GLAD YOU CAME BY. 106 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:30,400 WE NEED YOUR PARENTS TO MOVE OUT. 107 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,733 - WHAT? 108 00:04:44,733 --> 00:04:45,900 - I'M SORRY TO BE SO BLUNT, 109 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:47,267 BUT THERE HAVE BEEN A NUMBER OF ISSUES, 110 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:50,533 AND THEY NEED TO GO. 111 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:52,233 - WAIT--WAIT A MINUTE. 112 00:04:52,233 --> 00:04:53,633 YOU'RE KICKING THEM OUT? 113 00:04:53,633 --> 00:04:55,233 - YES. 114 00:04:55,233 --> 00:04:57,367 - I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 115 00:04:57,367 --> 00:05:00,667 FRANK AND MARIE SEEM INCREDIBLY HAPPY HERE. 116 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:04,867 - I ASSURE YOU THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES. 117 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:07,433 YOUR FATHER'S BEEN TEARING AROUND ON HIS GOLF CART, 118 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,800 ENDANGERING PEDESTRIANS. 119 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,033 - OH? 120 00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:13,367 - WHEN OUR SECURITY GUARDS WARN YOUR FATHER, 121 00:05:13,367 --> 00:05:17,300 HE TURNS HIS CART AND AIMS FOR THEM. 122 00:05:19,133 --> 00:05:21,767 ONE TIME, HE SHOUTED, UH... 123 00:05:21,767 --> 00:05:24,967 "HIT THE MONKEY, WIN A COOKIE!" 124 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:32,667 IF THIS WERE THE ONLY ISSUE, 125 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,267 WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO WORK THROUGH IT. 126 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:37,833 BUT YOUR FATHER'S OVERALL DEMEANOR IS... 127 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,600 SORT OF LIKE A MANIAC. 128 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,500 ONE NIGHT WE CAUGHT HIM INSIDE THE WALK-IN FRIDGE 129 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,267 EATING AN ENTIRE BALONEY. 130 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:58,400 - BUT AS BAD AS YOUR FATHER IS... 131 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,667 - OH, BOY. 132 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:04,400 - YOUR MOTHER HAS BROUGHT THE MORALE OF OUR COMMUNITY 133 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,067 TO AN ALL-TIME LOW. 134 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,367 - GO AHEAD, KATIE. 135 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,867 - NONE OF THE OTHER WOMEN WANT TO BE AROUND HER. 136 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:15,433 YOU KNOW, SHE HAS THIS WAY OF APPEARING TO GIVE A COMPLIMENT 137 00:06:15,433 --> 00:06:18,800 WHEN ACTUALLY SHE'S INSULTING YOU. 138 00:06:21,633 --> 00:06:24,300 AND SHE'S CRITICAL OF EVERYTHING: 139 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:29,533 CLOTHING, HAIR, COOKING. 140 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:30,767 - I JUST... 141 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:32,833 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS COMING FROM. 142 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,367 MARIE MUST BE MAKING SOME FRIENDS. 143 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:43,400 ISN'T SHE IN THE CAST OF "THE UNSINKABLE MOLLY BROWN"? 144 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:48,067 - THAT IS NOW A ONE-WOMAN SHOW. 145 00:06:48,067 --> 00:06:50,467 AND WHEN I TRIED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT ALL THIS, 146 00:06:50,467 --> 00:06:52,533 SHE SAID THAT MY RUDE TONE 147 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:55,833 MIGHT BE THE REASON I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND. 148 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,700 - SO WE'D LIKE YOU TO TAKE THEM WITH YOU. 149 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:06,867 - WE HAVE PEOPLE TO HELP YOU PACK. 150 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:20,400 - NOW, HOLD ON. 151 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,400 WE ARE NOT GONNA SIT HERE 152 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,900 AND LISTEN TO YOU RUN DOWN THESE GOOD PEOPLE. 153 00:07:27,933 --> 00:07:29,467 I DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVEN CONSIDERED 154 00:07:29,467 --> 00:07:34,400 THAT THE PROBLEM JUST MAY BE EVERYONE ELSE. 155 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,700 - WELL, I-- 156 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:36,800 - OH, FRANK AND MARIE BARONE 157 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,433 ARE FINE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE. 158 00:07:39,433 --> 00:07:41,000 OH, SURE, THEY MIGHT BE OPINIONATED, 159 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,267 BUT I FIND THAT REFRESHING. 160 00:07:43,267 --> 00:07:45,033 AND MARIE MAY HAVE BRUISED SOME FEELINGS, 161 00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:46,733 BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER 162 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:51,400 THAT EVERYTHING SHE DOES COMES FROM LOVE. 163 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,267 - I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE UPSET. 164 00:07:53,267 --> 00:07:55,200 - PLEASE DON'T MAKE US TAKE THEM BACK. 165 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,800 - I'M...I'M SORRY. 166 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,033 - IS IT MONEY? 167 00:07:58,033 --> 00:07:59,233 'CAUSE WE COULD PAY MORE MONEY. 168 00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:00,433 - NO, I'M SORRY. WE-- 169 00:08:00,433 --> 00:08:03,100 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 170 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:06,200 WE HAVE TO THINK OF THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY. 171 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,600 SEE, OUR PHILOSOPHY HERE IS 172 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:12,633 "LET'S ALL BE HAPPY TILL THE END." 173 00:08:12,633 --> 00:08:14,733 - SOME OF OUR RESIDENTS HAVE THREATENED 174 00:08:14,733 --> 00:08:17,700 TO STOP TAKING THEIR MEDICATION. 175 00:08:19,267 --> 00:08:20,567 - I UNDERSTAND, 176 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,167 BUT ISN'T THERE SOMETHING THAT WE... 177 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:25,567 JUST...SOMETHING? 178 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:31,033 [sighs] 179 00:08:31,033 --> 00:08:33,233 RAY? 180 00:08:33,233 --> 00:08:35,600 - CAN WE LIVE HERE? 181 00:08:48,233 --> 00:08:50,200 - DON'T YOU LOVE OUR NEW COUCH? 182 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,767 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY DO. 183 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:54,600 I'M STARTING TO LOVE EVERYTHING NOW. 184 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:57,533 I WAS GONNA DO MY WORKOUT 185 00:08:57,533 --> 00:09:01,700 ON THE NEW MUSCLEFLEX AFTER DINNER... 186 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:02,767 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 187 00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:04,200 - WHAT? 188 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,133 - DRINKING MAKES YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR BODY 189 00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:08,400 THE WAY IT IS. 190 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:17,467 - HI, GUYS. YOU'RE BACK EARLY. 191 00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:20,067 - WE HAVE TO TALK. 192 00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:21,800 - ABOUT WHAT? 193 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:31,200 - HI. 194 00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:37,233 - WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE HOUSE? 195 00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:40,100 - LOOK WHO'S HERE. 196 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:42,867 - MARIE, FRANK. HI. 197 00:09:42,867 --> 00:09:45,167 WE WEREN'T EXPECTING YOU TO VISIT SO SOON. 198 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,333 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU WERE COMING? 199 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,767 - WE REALLY HAVE TO TALK. 200 00:09:49,767 --> 00:09:51,567 - WHERE ARE MY THINGS? 201 00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:52,867 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, MA, CALM DOWN. 202 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:54,100 - NO, YOU CALM DOWN. 203 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,700 FIRST YOUR FATHER GETS US KICKED OUT 204 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,633 OF MY DREAM CONDOMINIUM, 205 00:09:57,633 --> 00:10:00,567 AND NOW THESE TWO HAVE RUINED THE HOUSE! 206 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,433 - KICKED...OUT? 207 00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:05,767 - ME? 208 00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:08,033 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUNK US, MOLLY BROWN! 209 00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:11,500 - AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ATE THE WHOLE BALONEY! 210 00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:23,733 - HI. 211 00:10:23,733 --> 00:10:26,500 IT SEEMS THAT FRANK AND MARIE 212 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,100 WERE ASKED TO LEAVE THEIR RETIREMENT COMMUNITY 213 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,667 BECAUSE... 214 00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:34,067 WELL, YOU CAN IMAGINE. 215 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,800 - THEY WERE ALSO ASKED 216 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:41,467 TO NOT LIVE IN ANY NEIGHBORING COMMUNITIES. 217 00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:42,967 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 218 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:44,900 I MEAN I DON'T WANT TO UNDERSTAND. 219 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,467 OH, CRAP! 220 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:47,733 - ROBERT, THE NEW COUCH! 221 00:10:47,733 --> 00:10:49,333 - OH, I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! 222 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:53,567 - THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE PLASTIC ON A SOFA. 223 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:58,167 - SO YOU'RE NOT LIVING THERE ANYMORE? 224 00:10:58,167 --> 00:10:59,633 JUST LIKE THAT? 225 00:10:59,633 --> 00:11:01,300 ISN'T THERE SOME SORT OF APPEALS PROCESS? 226 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:02,900 - I'M SORRY. - IS IT MONEY? 227 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:03,967 WE CAN PAY MORE MONEY! 228 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,633 - AMY, AMY, AMY. 229 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,567 I TRIED. 230 00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:13,300 THERE IS NO AMOUNT. 231 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,367 - RAYMOND, HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? 232 00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:17,400 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DIDN'T LET IT HAPPEN. 233 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,067 - YEAH, BUT YOU JUST SAT THERE. 234 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,933 I THINK DEEP DOWN HE WANTED THEM TO BE KICKED OUT 235 00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:22,767 BECAUSE RAY DOESN'T LIKE TO DRIVE IN TRAFFIC. 236 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,300 WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE DRIVING IN THIS, HUH? 237 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,767 BETTER GET USED TO THIS 238 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,667 BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BE DRIVING IN, 239 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:28,667 YOU SELFISH, SELFISH-- 240 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:29,767 - THE COUCH! 241 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:32,000 - MY ARM! 242 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,100 - I LIKED THAT CONDO! 243 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,733 I WAS THE LEAD IN A BROADWAY SHOW! 244 00:11:36,733 --> 00:11:39,367 - ALL RIGHT, STOP IT! ENOUGH! 245 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:41,633 EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN! 246 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:44,267 I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 247 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,600 PART OF ME ALWAYS THINKS 248 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:52,233 WHY CAN'T MOM AND DAD GET ALONG WITH DEBRA AND ME? 249 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,967 AND ROBERT 250 00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:57,300 AND AMY. 251 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,167 AND I SAY TO MYSELF, 252 00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:01,333 "MAYBE IT'S US." 253 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,733 MAYBE IT'S US, BECAUSE THEY'RE THE PARENTS 254 00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:06,233 AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO RESPECT THEM AND-- 255 00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,433 AND HONOR THEM, 256 00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:10,700 LIKE THEY'RE CHINESE OR SOMETHING. 257 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,700 AND WE DON'T. 258 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,200 WE DON'T ALWAYS. 259 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,133 AND MAYBE IT'S US. 260 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:27,333 BUT TODAY... 261 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,633 AFTER 40 YEARS, 262 00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:33,400 I THINK I'VE ACTUALLY FIGURED SOMETHING OUT. 263 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:42,233 IT'S NOT US. 264 00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:54,667 IT'S YOU. 265 00:12:57,300 --> 00:13:02,300 PEOPLE FROM YOUR OWN WORLD WAR II WORLD 266 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:05,900 HAVE SPOKEN. 267 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,233 AND IT'S YOU! 268 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,067 HAD TO BE SAID. 269 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:27,533 - WELL, I GUESS YOU TOLD ME, RAYMOND. 270 00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:28,567 SOME HAVE SAID 271 00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:31,833 THAT OURS WAS THE GREATEST GENERATION. 272 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,667 BUT I GUESS YOU KNOW BETTER. 273 00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:37,733 - I HAD MY DREAM TOILET. 274 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,733 - AND NOW I'D LIKE TO INQUIRE 275 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,767 TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF MY POSSESSIONS: 276 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:47,800 MY SOFA AND MY PIANO. 277 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,567 - THEY'RE IN THE BASEMENT. 278 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:53,867 - AH...THE BASEMENT. 279 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:57,767 SO I'M NOT GONE A MONTH 280 00:13:57,767 --> 00:14:04,667 AND MY 100-YEAR-OLD PRICELESS BULGARIAN UPRIGHT PIANO 281 00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:07,400 IS IN THE BASEMENT 282 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:12,467 AND HAS BEEN REPLACED BY YOU WITH THIS. 283 00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:13,933 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS, MA? 284 00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:15,833 - YES, I DO KNOW WHAT THAT IS! 285 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,467 I MAY BE AN ANCIENT RELIC AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED, 286 00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:21,333 BUT I'M STILL ABLE TO KNOW WHAT THINGS ARE! 287 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,400 THIS IS A SEX MACHINE! 288 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,133 - MA! 289 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,533 - CAN I GO FOR A RIDE? 290 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:48,200 - IT'S NOT A SEX MACHINE! 291 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,067 IT'S FOR EXERCISE. 292 00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:51,900 - I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL IT! 293 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,233 LOOK AT THIS PLACE! 294 00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:54,933 YOU TWO HAVE TURNED MY HOME 295 00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:57,733 INTO THE PLAYBOY MANSION! 296 00:14:57,733 --> 00:15:00,467 - MA, WE'VE HARDLY CHANGED ANYTHING. 297 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,500 - I NEED MY ASPIRIN! 298 00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:07,067 - DOES SOMEONE WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME 299 00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:09,500 WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW? 300 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,533 - YEAH, YOU MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM. 301 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,067 - A PROBLEM? 302 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,467 MM-HMM. 303 00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:17,567 I BOUGHT THIS HOUSE FAIR AND SQUARE 304 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:20,133 FOR $26,000, RAYMOND. 305 00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:23,467 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. BUT WHERE THEY GONNA GO? 306 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,633 - WHERE THEY GONNA GO? HOW ABOUT YOUR HOUSE? 307 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,500 - I DON'T THINK SO. - OH, I DO THINK SO! 308 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,900 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 309 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:34,133 ROBERT, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE UPSET. 310 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,633 BUT I WILL GET A STEPLADDER 311 00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:39,133 AND FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH OVER THIS. 312 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,467 - I'LL FIGHT YA BOTH. 313 00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,233 - ROBERT! - I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! 314 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,233 I'LL GO PRISON. 315 00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,567 PUT HER ON YOUR SHOULDERS, RAYMOND! 316 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:52,700 - I DON'T NEED HER! 317 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:55,133 - HOW ABOUT I HIT YOU WITH YOUR OWN WIFE? 318 00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:57,333 [all shouting] 319 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,600 - STOP! STOP! 320 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,267 STOP! 321 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:06,767 THERE'S ALL THIS STRANGE FOOD IN THE REFRIGERATOR. 322 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:08,700 FIRST LET'S PUT EVERYTHING BACK WHERE IT WAS, 323 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,667 AND THEN I'LL GO FOOD SHOPPING. 324 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,500 - NO, MA, WE'RE NOT PUTTING ANYTHING BACK, 325 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,667 YOU UNDERSTAND? 326 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,300 THE FURNITURE IS STAYING RIGHT HERE, 327 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:18,567 AND SO IS MY MUSCLEFLEX, OKAY? 328 00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,500 THIS IS OUR HOUSE NOW! 329 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:24,067 AND IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, GOOD NIGHT. 330 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,600 AAAH! OOHH! 331 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,233 OH! 332 00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:44,033 OH! 333 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,233 - ROBERT. - NO. 334 00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,933 - MAY I SAY SOMETHING? - NO! 335 00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:57,700 NO, SEE, I KNOW YOU, OKAY? 336 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,133 AND YOU'RE GONNA START TALKING, 337 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:02,600 AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL NICE AND SWEET AND LOVING, 338 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:06,067 AND THEN WE'RE SCREWED. 339 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,700 THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A SEX MACHINE. 340 00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,867 - ROBERT. - NO! 341 00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:21,133 YOU DON'T TALK 342 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:23,533 ANYMORE! 343 00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:24,967 - STOP! STOP! 344 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,867 THIS HAS BEEN A VERY UPSETTING DAY 345 00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:30,567 FOR ME AND FOR YOUR FATHER. 346 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,233 AND I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE, HONESTLY: 347 00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:37,633 THE HEARTLESSNESS OF A SOCIETY 348 00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:42,433 THAT HAS SUCH LITTLE REGARD FOR ITS AGING POPULATION 349 00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:46,167 OR THE REJECTION OF ONE'S OWN FAMILY. 350 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,300 - ALL RIGHT. 351 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,767 YOU KNOW WHAT, MA? 352 00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,233 YOU WIN. 353 00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:54,667 YOU CAN TAKE THE HOUSE. 354 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:57,233 WE'RE GONNA MOVE BACK INTO AMY'S APARTMENT. 355 00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,667 CALL YOUR LANDLORD. 356 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:04,533 - UM, UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 357 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:07,800 IT WAS RENT-CONTROLLED, AND IT'S GONE ALREADY. 358 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,367 - GONE. 359 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:12,967 - WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME TO LIVE HERE 360 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,433 UNTIL YOU FIND A PLACE. 361 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:19,333 - OH-OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO. 362 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,933 YOU SEE, THAT IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, OKAY? 363 00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:24,833 SO JUST GET THAT OUT OF YOUR BIG BLONDE HEAD. 364 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,033 NO WAY! 365 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,900 - WELL, WAIT. 366 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,333 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE COULD SAVE UP FOR OUR OWN PLACE QUICKER 367 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,733 IF WE STAY HERE FOR A WHILE. 368 00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:33,767 AND BESIDES, 369 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,533 WE JUST SPENT A FORTUNE ON FURNITURE, 370 00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:37,567 AND WE CAN'T EVEN RETURN THE COUCH OR THE MUSCLEFLEX 371 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:39,700 BECAUSE YOU JUST RUINED THEM... 372 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,567 SWEETIE. 373 00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:45,500 - MY LIFE. 374 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,933 WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY LIFE? 375 00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:01,567 WAS THIS YOUR PLAN, HUH? 376 00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:03,367 YOU SAT UP THERE 377 00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:06,233 AND YOU PUT ME THROUGH EVERYTHING 378 00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:10,300 AND THEN LET ME END UP LIKE THIS? 379 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:14,700 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MISTER. 380 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:15,900 YOU... 381 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,900 ARE NOT FUNNY. 382 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:26,833 - HE DOES SCREW WITH HIM A LOT. 383 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,033 - MOM. 384 00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:38,233 I-IF, IN FACT, 385 00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:42,400 YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR PROPOSAL, 386 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,033 THEN... 387 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:46,833 [exhales] 388 00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:55,333 WE ACCEPT. 389 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,767 - GOOD. 390 00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:59,700 YOU SEE, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON. 391 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:03,333 AND THE IMPORTANT THING IS, WE'LL BE TOGETHER! 392 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,267 - HA-HA-HA! HA! 393 00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,233 SORRY. SORRY. 394 00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:08,433 NO, I'M SORRY. 395 00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:11,033 I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS, YEAH. 396 00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:16,233 - I HATE THIS CHAIR. 397 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:19,367 BUT THEN AGAIN, MY ASS HAS BEEN SPOILED. 398 00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:30,067 [door opens] 399 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:38,767 - HEY. 400 00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,000 - HEY. 401 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,900 WHAT'S UP, NEIGHBOR? 402 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,700 - MA WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU AND DEBRA 403 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,767 ARE COMING OVER TO WATCH THE OPERA ON TELEVISION 404 00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:50,167 WITH THEM AND US TOMORROW NIGHT. 405 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,600 - NAH, I DON'T THINK SO. 406 00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:00,167 - THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER. 407 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:06,700 - THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 408 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,367 - HEY. 409 00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:18,933 - HI, AMY. HOW'S IT GOIN'? 410 00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:20,467 - MARIE WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW 411 00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:22,600 BEFORE YOU DECIDED THAT PLACIDO DOMINGO 412 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:26,467 WAS SINGING THIS PARTICULAR OPERA. 413 00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:29,600 - OH, YEAH? THANKS. 414 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,233 BUT I DON'T THINK SO. 415 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,600 - THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER. 416 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,100 - GOD IS FUNNY.