1 00:00:02,233 --> 00:00:04,033 - OH, WHAT'S TO EAT? 2 00:00:04,067 --> 00:00:05,667 - OH, YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE HUNGRY. 3 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:09,200 YOU SPENT THE WHOLE P.T.A MEETING AT THE BUFFET TABLE. 4 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:13,500 AND WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR SHIRT? 5 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,400 - CHOCOLATE PUDDING. 6 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:22,200 YEAH. 7 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:23,867 WANT SOME? 8 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,067 - UGH. 9 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:27,700 I MEAN, BY THE WAY, YOU COULDN'T WEAR A NICER SHIRT 10 00:00:27,733 --> 00:00:28,900 TO THE P.T.A. MEETING? 11 00:00:28,933 --> 00:00:32,433 - I DON'T WANNA GET CHOCOLATE PUDDING ON A NICER SHIRT. 12 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:35,300 - YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T EVEN CARE HOW YOU LOOK. 13 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:39,433 - OR SOUND ACT OR SMELL. HELLO. 14 00:00:39,467 --> 00:00:41,700 - DEB, CAN WE WATCH TV OVER HERE? 15 00:00:41,733 --> 00:00:42,967 FRANK FELL ASLEEP 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,600 WITH THE REMOTE TUCKED INTO HIS BOXERS. 17 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:52,333 - AND THEN THE CHANNEL CHANGED SO WE GOT THE HELL OUT OF THERE. 18 00:00:57,467 --> 00:01:00,100 - RAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SHIRT? 19 00:01:00,133 --> 00:01:01,200 - THANK YOU, AMY. 20 00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:02,933 LISTEN, RAY, THE P.T.A. MEETING IS HERE NEXT WEEK, 21 00:01:02,967 --> 00:01:05,233 AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT. 22 00:01:05,267 --> 00:01:06,667 IT'S A REFLECTION ON ME. - OH, COME ON! 23 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,233 - NO, I MEAN, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT PEOPLE THINK 24 00:01:08,267 --> 00:01:10,533 WHEN WE WALK IN SOMEPLACE TOGETHER. 25 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:12,333 THEY'RE THINKING, "WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 26 00:01:12,367 --> 00:01:14,467 WITH HORRIBLY IMPAIRED VISION." 27 00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:18,933 - YEAH. 28 00:01:18,967 --> 00:01:20,200 WHAT IS AMY HERE? 29 00:01:20,233 --> 00:01:22,367 "LOOK OUT, LADY, IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YA!" 30 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,200 - ALL I'M SAYING, RAY, 31 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:31,900 IS THAT WHEN THE P.T.A. IS HERE NEXT WEEK, 32 00:01:31,933 --> 00:01:32,900 I WOULD APPRECIATE IT 33 00:01:32,933 --> 00:01:35,367 IF YOU WOULDN'T WALLOW IN YOUR OWN FILTH. 34 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,367 - [chuckles] 'CAUSE YOU'RE A PIG! 35 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,933 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S ALL VERY FUNNY 36 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,333 CONSIDERING WHAT I HEARD PEOPLE SAY 37 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:42,767 ABOUT HOW DEBRA LOOKS TONIGHT. 38 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,467 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 39 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,433 - NOTHIN'; I WAS STANDIN' BY THE BUFFET, 40 00:01:47,467 --> 00:01:49,333 I OVERHEARD ONE OF THE MOTHERS SAY, 41 00:01:49,367 --> 00:01:53,900 "I WONDER WHERE THE REST OF HER DRESS IS?" 42 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:54,967 - WHO SAID THAT? 43 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,200 - I DON'T KNOW. 44 00:01:56,233 --> 00:01:58,333 THE WOMAN WHO'S ALWAYS THERE-- TALL, SKINNY. 45 00:01:58,367 --> 00:02:00,467 SHE WAS BLOCKIN' THE BEAN DIP. 46 00:02:03,867 --> 00:02:05,367 - LIZ SHARPE? 47 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,733 SHE COMPLIMENTED ME ON THIS DRESS. 48 00:02:06,767 --> 00:02:08,733 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 49 00:02:08,767 --> 00:02:10,333 - I'M JUST TELLIN' YA WHAT THEY WERE SAYING, ALL RIGHT? 50 00:02:10,367 --> 00:02:12,700 - WHAT "THEY"? WAS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE? 51 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,533 - SHE SAID THAT, AND THEN THE OTHER WOMAN SAID, 52 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:17,100 "YEAH. THAT DRESS MAKES HER LOOK"-- 53 00:02:21,467 --> 00:02:23,133 - WHAT? 54 00:02:23,167 --> 00:02:26,933 - "TRAMPY." 55 00:02:26,967 --> 00:02:28,133 - TRAMPY? 56 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:30,800 I--WHY WOULD THEY SAY THAT? 57 00:02:30,833 --> 00:02:33,433 - OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. THAT DRESS LOOKS FANTASTIC. 58 00:02:33,467 --> 00:02:36,667 YOU HAVE A GREAT BODY AND YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT. 59 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:51,100 IS WHAT I THINK AMY IS THINKING. 60 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,633 RIGHT, "HOT STUFF"? 61 00:02:57,267 --> 00:02:59,900 - DEB, DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THOSE WOMEN. 62 00:02:59,933 --> 00:03:01,433 THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS. 63 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:03,367 THEY WISH THEY HAD THE COURAGE TO WEAR 64 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,500 WHAT THE KIDS TODAY ARE WEARING. 65 00:03:09,767 --> 00:03:12,367 YOU KNOW, AT OUR AGE. 66 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:16,300 - THANKS, AMY. 67 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:17,800 OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 68 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,500 I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT. 69 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,467 - OH, WOW. 70 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:25,233 I DIDN'T WANT HER TO FEEL HORRIBLE. 71 00:03:25,267 --> 00:03:27,233 NICE GOIN', AMY. 72 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:32,333 - I DID NOT MEAN THAT THE WAY IT SOUNDED. 73 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:33,800 I MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT. 74 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:36,533 SHE'S ADORABLE. EVERYBODY THINKS THAT. 75 00:03:36,567 --> 00:03:38,633 ISN'T SHE ADORABLE, ROBERT? 76 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:52,967 - HEY. 77 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,167 DO YOU HAVE ANY RUBBING ALCOHOL? 78 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,000 I GOT THE REMOTE FROM DAD. 79 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:57,067 - HEY, NO, NO, DON'T, DON'T. 80 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,433 OH, COME ON! 81 00:03:58,467 --> 00:04:01,033 NOW WE GOT TO THROW AWAY THE TABLE. 82 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,633 - HOW'S DEB DOIN'? 83 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:08,800 SHE SEEMED PRETTY UPSET. 84 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:11,367 - YEAH, SHE'S ACTUALLY MOPING AROUND ALL MORNING. 85 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,533 - OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 86 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:14,467 - WELL, AMY'S GONNA COME OVER LATER TO APOLOGIZE. 87 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,567 SHE FELT TERRIBLE FOR WHAT SHE SAID. 88 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,700 - I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE MENTIONED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 89 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:20,100 - YOU WERE PROBABLY RIGHT TO DO IT. 90 00:04:20,133 --> 00:04:22,767 YOU DON'T WANT DEB TO THINK THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE HER FRIENDS. 91 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,833 SHE SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH. 92 00:04:24,867 --> 00:04:29,200 - YEAAAAAH...WELL... 93 00:04:29,233 --> 00:04:31,800 THE TRUTH... 94 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:43,633 - WHAT? 95 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:45,900 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 96 00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:48,433 YOU KNOW--YOU KNOW, UH, LIZ-- WHATEVER HER NAME IS 97 00:04:48,467 --> 00:04:51,600 AND THOSE OTHER WOMEN-- WHAT THEY SAID? 98 00:04:51,633 --> 00:04:53,400 I MADE IT UP. 99 00:04:57,767 --> 00:05:00,800 - YOU MADE IT UP? 100 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:03,067 - YEAH, AND I FEEL KINDA BAD. 101 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:09,200 - "KINDA BAD"? YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL! 102 00:05:09,233 --> 00:05:11,367 WHY...WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT? 103 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:15,933 - I DON'T KNOW. I LIE, I GUESS. 104 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,367 I MEAN, DEBRA WAS JUST GETTIN' ON ME ABOUT BEIN' A SLOB, 105 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,600 AND SHE WAS DRESSED ALL, 106 00:05:19,633 --> 00:05:21,700 "LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT THIS"! 107 00:05:21,733 --> 00:05:23,733 YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE PART IN YOUR BRAIN 108 00:05:23,767 --> 00:05:26,967 THAT DOESN'T THINK THINGS ALL THE WAY THROUGH? 109 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,000 - THAT'S NOT THE LITTLE PART OF YOUR BRAIN. 110 00:05:34,533 --> 00:05:35,667 YOU GOTTA TELL HER, RAYMOND. 111 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:36,767 - I KNOW, I KNOW. 112 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,633 I'M JUST WAITIN' FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT, THAT'S ALL. 113 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:59,600 - HEY, DEB! LOOKIN' GOOD! 114 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:11,933 - HEY. YOU'RE DRESSED KINDA CASUAL 115 00:06:11,967 --> 00:06:14,167 EVEN FOR "CHILLIN' OUT." 116 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:19,333 - AT LEAST I'M DRESSED "AGE APPROPRIATELY." 117 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,967 - YEAH, LISTEN... 118 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,833 ABOUT THAT... 119 00:06:26,867 --> 00:06:30,533 AMY FEELS BAD. 120 00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:33,033 - I KNOW SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT MY FEELINGS. 121 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:35,933 - LOOK, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE WEARING A DRESS LIKE THAT. 122 00:06:35,967 --> 00:06:37,333 - I'VE WORN IT SO MANY TIMES. 123 00:06:37,367 --> 00:06:39,067 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MANY OTHER PEOPLE 124 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,700 THINK I LOOK TRAMPY. 125 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:44,933 - OH, THEY DON'T THINK THAT, TRUST ME. 126 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:46,933 - AND YOUR MOTHER'S MADE HER SHARE OF COMMENTS 127 00:06:46,967 --> 00:06:48,500 OVER THE YEARS. 128 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,100 I'VE ALWAYS JUST DISMISSED THEM BECAUSE SHE'S, 129 00:06:51,133 --> 00:06:54,267 YOU KNOW, HORRIBLE, BUT... 130 00:06:56,133 --> 00:06:57,933 MAYBE SHE'S RIGHT. 131 00:06:57,967 --> 00:06:59,167 I MEAN, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 132 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,600 SHE'S ONLY SAYIN' WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE HAS BEEN THINKIN'. 133 00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:07,333 I'M JUST A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN WHO'S FOOLIN' HERSELF. 134 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:09,600 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, DEB, I GOTTA TELL YA SOMETHING-- 135 00:07:09,633 --> 00:07:11,767 - YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY BUGS ME IS THAT WORD "TRAMPY." 136 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:15,933 I MEAN, I KNOW THAT DRESS IS A LITTLE LOW CUT, BUT "TRAMPY"? 137 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:18,033 IT'S LIKE THEY'RE GOIN' OUT OF THEIR WAY TO INSULT ME. 138 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:21,133 WHAT IS WITH THESE WOMEN? DON'T THEY HAVE BIGGER ISSUES? 139 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:22,767 AND HOW 'BOUT SAYIN' IT TO MY FACE 140 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,667 INSTEAD OF GOIN' BEHIND MY BACK, YOU KNOW? 141 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:27,967 THAT IS SO DAMN UNDERHANDED. WHAT KIND OF A PERSON DOES THAT? 142 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,533 - I HATE THEM! - I KNOW! 143 00:07:31,567 --> 00:07:32,700 - HUH? 144 00:07:32,733 --> 00:07:34,800 - WHO ARE THEY TO JUDGE YOU? THEY'RE JEALOUS! 145 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:36,900 DID YOU SEE THAT LIZ SHARPE THE OTHER NIGHT? 146 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:38,267 WOO-HOO! 147 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:40,467 SHE'S ONLY WANT YOUR DRESS IF IT WAS DEEP-FRIED 148 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,500 AND COVERED IN SPRINKLES. 149 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,200 - LIZ IS PRETTY SKINNY. 150 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:52,600 - SHE'S A COW. - YOU THINK? 151 00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:54,700 - MOOOO! 152 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:55,800 THAT'S A COW! 153 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:57,733 SO YOU SHOULDN'T LET THOSE WOMEN GET YOU DOWN. 154 00:07:57,767 --> 00:08:01,767 THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF UPTIGHT, CATTY HAUSFRAUS 155 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:07,567 WHO ONLY GET EXERCISE WHEN THEY WRESTLE HAM FROM EACH OTHER. 156 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:15,667 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE GONNA BE OVER HERE NEXT WEEK. 157 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:16,767 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 158 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,567 I SAY WE DON'T EVEN LET 'EM IN THIS HOUSE. 159 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,000 I SAY NO P.T.A. MEETING. 160 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,367 IN FACT, WE SHOULD SWITCH SCHOOLS. 161 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,700 - OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 162 00:08:23,733 --> 00:08:26,767 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK? 163 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,133 IT'S GOOD YOU DON'T CARE WHAT THEY THINK. 164 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:30,233 - I DON'T CARE. 165 00:08:30,267 --> 00:08:31,467 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 166 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,867 IF YOU DON'T CARE, THEN I DON'T CARE. 167 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,600 - THANKS, RAY. 168 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,633 - IT'S OKAY. I'M... 169 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:40,167 I'M THERE FOR YOU. 170 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:51,500 I LIKE YOU COVERED IN CHIPS. 171 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,000 - HI, RAY. 172 00:08:58,033 --> 00:08:59,133 YOU LOOK NICE. 173 00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:00,867 ARE YOU GOING SOMEPLACE AFTER THIS? 174 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,033 - NO. 175 00:09:02,067 --> 00:09:05,633 THIS IS WHAT I WEAR WHEN I'M KNOCKIN' AROUND THE HOUSE. 176 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:07,767 AH, SHRIMP. 177 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,800 GOOD OL' SHRIMP. 178 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,333 AH. 179 00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:45,433 ANYBODY HAVE SOME CLUB SODA? 180 00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:49,300 I CAN'T LET DEBRA SEE ME LIKE THIS. 181 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,800 - HELLO. 182 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:55,667 IS EVERYBODY HERE? 183 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,800 SHOULD WE GET THE MEETING STARTED? 184 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:12,000 DOES ANYBODY ELSE NEED ANYTHING TO EAT OR DRINK? 185 00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:15,767 - WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 186 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:16,833 - NOTHING. 187 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,800 YOU HAVE A LITTLE COCKTAIL SAUCE ON YOUR SHIRT. 188 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,133 - AT LEAST I HAVE A SHIRT. 189 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,500 - LIZ... 190 00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:27,700 WOULD YOU LIKE TO START OFF WITH THE FUNDRAISER FOR THE LIBRARY? 191 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:37,100 - I-I WAS... JUST GONNA SAY THAT THE... 192 00:10:37,133 --> 00:10:38,433 [clears throat] 193 00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:42,167 BOOK DONATIONS FROM THE JUNIOR COLLEGE MIGHT BE DELAYED. 194 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,567 - HMM. YOU SEEM A LITTLE DISTRACTED, LIZ. 195 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,867 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 196 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:49,233 - I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DEBRA. 197 00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:51,167 - OH, RAY TOLD ME EVERYTHING. 198 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,567 - ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH OF THE CHIT-CHAT. 199 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,467 OKAY, SO WHERE ARE WE ON THESE BOOK THINGS, OKAY? 200 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,700 THIS IS THE FIRST I'M HEARING OF ANY DELAY, 201 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:59,833 AND THIS IS TOTAL BULL, AND IT IS AN OUTRAGE! 202 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,067 AND I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF BOOKS, 203 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,900 BUT THE KIDS SHOULD HAVE 'EM, DAMN IT! 204 00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,800 OKAY? 205 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:07,700 - FRANK, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROKE THE TV. 206 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:26,133 - WE'RE HAVING A P.T.A. MEETING. CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 207 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:29,767 - YES. WE'D LIKE TO JOIN THE P.T.A. 208 00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:41,300 - DEBRA... 209 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,600 WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU DRESSED THAT WAY? 210 00:11:44,633 --> 00:11:47,967 - TRUST ME, MARIE, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 211 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,100 - DO YOU? 212 00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:53,467 DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE? 213 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,167 - ALL RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN' HERE? 214 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,367 - WELL, I LOST THE REMOTE, 215 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,733 SO DAD THREW HIS SHOE AT THE TV AND BROKE IT. 216 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:03,800 - IT'S OKAY. I LIKE THIS SHOW. 217 00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:08,300 - EVERYONE, I THINK WE SHOULD GO. 218 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,967 - OKAY. WELL, THANKS FOR COMING OVER. 219 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,233 WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN. 220 00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:16,333 OH! I'LL SEE YA AT THE CHURCH PICNIC! 221 00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:19,267 - NEXT TIME WE'LL ALL DRESS LIKE PIRATES. 222 00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:23,400 - YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED, RAY. 223 00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:26,333 AFTER WHAT THEY SAID, I DON'T CARE. 224 00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:28,200 - WHAT DID "THEY" SAY? 225 00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:29,867 - YOU KNOW. 226 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:33,933 ROBERT, "THEY" SAID THAT DEBRA DRESSES A LITTLE TRAMPY. 227 00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:37,000 - I THINK THEY WERE BEING KIND. 228 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:44,733 - MARIE, I ONLY WORE THIS TO MAKE A POINT. 229 00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:46,400 - GOT IT! 230 00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:54,533 - DEBRA, I'M NOT GOING TO LECTURE YOU ON DECORUM 231 00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,867 BECAUSE I BELIEVE YOU WON'T LISTEN TO ME, BUT I REALLY-- 232 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,567 - MARIE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME FEEL BAD. 233 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,433 I LIKE THE WAY I DRESS. 234 00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:02,900 AND, BY THE WAY, SO DOES YOUR SON. 235 00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:04,433 - THAT'S RIGHT. 236 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,667 - I MEANT RAYMOND. 237 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,533 I-I MEAN WHEN HE HEARD WHAT THOSE WOMEN SAID ABOUT ME, 238 00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:28,700 HE WAS REALLY MAD, RIGHT, RAY? 239 00:13:28,733 --> 00:13:30,600 - LISTEN, DEB... 240 00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:33,400 I THINK YOU MAY HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD WHAT I WAS SAYIN' 241 00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:36,067 WHEN I TOLD YOU ABOUT WHAT THOSE WOMEN SAID. 242 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,933 - HOW DID I MISUNDERSTAND? 243 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:40,233 - YOU BELIEVED ME. 244 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:48,633 - WHAT? 245 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:50,400 - I MADE IT UP. 246 00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,600 - YOU MADE IT UP? 247 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,100 YOU MEAN THEY NEVER CALLED ME TRAMPY? 248 00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:58,067 - NO, THEY DID NOT. 249 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,133 BUT, SEE, THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS! 250 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,800 YOU HAVE NICE FRIENDS AT THE P.T.A. 251 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:04,233 - YOU MEAN I USED TO! 252 00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:06,900 OH, MY GOD! LOOK AT ME! 253 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:07,967 OH, MY GOD! 254 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,267 RAY, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 255 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,033 - I THINK HE HAD A VERY GOOD REASON. 256 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:14,367 YOU ASKED HIM TO WEAR A CLEAN SHIRT, 257 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,200 AND HE TOLD YOU EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE A TRAMP. 258 00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:23,333 - EXCUSE ME, BUT... 259 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:27,467 A TRAMP CAN BE A LOVABLE CHARACTER WHO RIDES THE RAILS. 260 00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:33,367 - I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU, RAY! 261 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,233 DO YOU REALIZE HOW HORRIBLE 262 00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,733 YOU MADE DEBRA FEEL ABOUT HERSELF? 263 00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:41,633 JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A... 264 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,533 SLOPPY GUY! 265 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,333 - WHAT ARE YOU-- YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID 266 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,767 AT HER AGE SHE SHOULD BE DRESSIN' LIKE 267 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,167 SHE'S PUSHIN' A WALKER ON HER WAY TO BINGO. 268 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,067 - I NEVER SAID THAT! 269 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,367 - YOU SAID EXACTLY THAT, AMY! 270 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,200 NOW, LISTEN, DEB-- 271 00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,867 I MAY HAVE SAID THOSE THINGS, 272 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:07,200 BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D COME WALKIN' DOWN LIKE, UH, UH, UH... 273 00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:09,733 - "SIDEWALK SALLY"? - YES! 274 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:14,433 YES! 275 00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:16,500 WHY? WHY'D YOU DO THAT? 276 00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:18,633 - BECAUSE YOU MADE ME THINK THEY HATED THE WAY I DRESSED! 277 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:19,867 - JUST BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T SAY IT 278 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,400 DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T THINK IT! 279 00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:23,900 - YEAH, I THINK MAYBE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WAY I DRESS! 280 00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:27,367 - MAYBE I DO! 281 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,567 - WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME INSTEAD OF PRETENDING 282 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,400 IT WAS THE P.T.A.? 283 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:34,367 - BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD MEAN MORE COMING FROM THEM! 284 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,800 - DEBRA, I MUST SAY, THAT IN THIS INSTANCE, 285 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:42,367 RAYMOND'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ABOUT YOUR WARDROBE. 286 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,200 - MARIE, YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT SOMETHING 287 00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,133 I WOULD NORMALLY WEAR. 288 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:48,133 - I SEE NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS 289 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,400 AND ALL YOUR OTHER OUTFITS. 290 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,000 - WHAT? 291 00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:54,333 - WHAT ABOUT THAT RED DRESS OF YOURS? 292 00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:56,300 - WHAT RED DRESS? - THE ONE WITH THE OPEN BACK. 293 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,767 YOU WORE IT TO MOM AND DAD'S ANNIVERSARY. 294 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,700 - ROBERT? 295 00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:13,033 WHAT WAS I WEARING AT YOUR PARENTS' ANNIVERSARY? 296 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:17,600 - YOU...WERE... 297 00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:20,267 RAVISHING! 298 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:24,733 IN A VERY LOVELY SPRING ENSEMBLE. 299 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,300 - CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING, DEBRA? 300 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,667 - I SAY SHE CAN'T. 301 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:38,200 - THERE'S A TIME ARRIVES IN A WOMAN'S LIFE 302 00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,267 WHEN SHE STILL CAN SHOW HER BODY OFF 303 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,367 BUT SHE SHOULDN'T. 304 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,733 I-IT'S JUST NOT BECOMING OF A LADY. 305 00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:49,667 AND I SAY THAT FOR EVERY YEAR YOU'RE OVER 40, 306 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:53,867 YOU SHOULD ADD AN INCH TO THE HEMLINE OF YOUR DRESS. 307 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:56,567 - WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD BE DRAGGIN' AROUND A PERSIAN RUG! 308 00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:10,267 - WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME. 309 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,800 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DEBRA, 310 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:14,933 WHO DOESN'T REALIZE THAT SHE'S CROSSED THE LINE OF DECENCY! 311 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,967 - OH, YOU THINK THIS IS INDECENT? 312 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,200 I'LL SHOW YOU INDECENT. 313 00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:20,033 GEE, IT'S A LITTLE WARM IN MY HOUSE. 314 00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:23,200 I DON'T THINK I FEEL LIKE WEARING A TOP ANYMORE! 315 00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:24,633 - OH! OH, MY-- 316 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,000 OH, FRANK, WE'RE LEAVING! 317 00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:28,967 DEBRA HAS A SERIOUS PROBLEM! 318 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,367 - THEN LET'S HELP HER. 319 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:41,100 - YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY ALL GO. 320 00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:43,300 THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER BETWEEN RAY AND DEBRA. 321 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,567 C'MON, ROBERT. 322 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,267 - YES. THIS HAS SUDDENLY TAKEN A VERY UGLY TURN, 323 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:51,200 AND I, FOR ONE, DO NOT WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. 324 00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,433 - WOW, THAT WAS-- 325 00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:09,567 THAT WAS GREAT. 326 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,600 YOU SCARED 'EM AWAY WITH YOUR PEEP-SHOW THREAT. 327 00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:14,867 ALL RIGHT. 328 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,100 WE GOTTA REMEMBER THAT MOVE. 329 00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:18,233 [laughs nervously] 330 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:23,100 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN... 331 00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:25,067 LISTEN. 332 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,233 YOU--YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT 333 00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:28,067 WHEN WE WALK IN A PLACE TOGETHER, 334 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,333 THE WAY I DRESS IS A REFLECTION ON YOU. 335 00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:34,000 WELL...WELL, IT WORKS THE OTHER WAY TOO, RIGHT? 336 00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:36,467 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH HOW I DRESS? 337 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,300 - I DON'T KNOW. IT-- 338 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:41,900 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ADVERTISIN' SOMETHIN' THAT'S NOT FOR SALE! 339 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:43,200 - WHAT, BECAUSE YOU OWN ME? 340 00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:45,633 - YEAH! NO! 341 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,733 WELL... 342 00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:49,567 I OWN YOU AND YOU OWN ME. THAT'S MARRIAGE. 343 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,100 IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU MADE A BAD DEAL. 344 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:56,833 - SO, WHAT? 345 00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:59,833 YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT IN A PARKA AND SNOW PANTS? 346 00:18:59,867 --> 00:19:00,900 - NO. 347 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:02,900 -OH, YOU WANT ME TO LOOK GOOD, BUT NOT TOO GOOD? 348 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,167 - YES. 349 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,933 OH, COME ON. WAIT, LOOK AT YOU. 350 00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:08,133 YOU'RE--YOU'RE SEXY. 351 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,967 I MEAN, YEAH, I COULD PUT ON SOME FINER CLOTHES 352 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,567 AND--AND MAYBE NOT WEAR SO MUCH FOOD. 353 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:16,000 BUT I'M... I'M STILL GONNA BE THIS. 354 00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:17,333 YOU KNOW, WHEN WE WERE GOIN' OUT, 355 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:19,067 PEOPLE WOULD SAY, "WHAT'S THAT HOT GIRL 356 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:23,367 DOIN' WITH THAT NOSE WITH SNEAKERS?" 357 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,200 AND--AND HERE WE ARE. 358 00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:27,833 WE'RE 15 YEARS LATER, AND I'M STILL THE SAME OL' GUY, 359 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,167 AND YOU'RE DRESSIN' ALL HOT AND LOOKIN' ALL GREAT. 360 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,533 I DON'T KNOW. 361 00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:35,533 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' FOR, SOMEBODY IN YOUR OWN LEAGUE? 362 00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,433 - DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M LOOKING? 363 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,167 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK WHEN YOU GO OUT 364 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,700 DRESSED LIKE WONDER WOMAN? 365 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:46,167 - I DRESS THE WAY I DRESS BECAUSE I AM A HOUSEWIFE, 366 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,833 WHICH IS GREAT AND I LOVE THAT, 367 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:51,600 BUT I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO DRESS LIKE A HOUSEWIFE. 368 00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:55,333 THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME WANTING TO GET AWAY FROM YOU. 369 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,667 MOST OF THE TIME. 370 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:01,433 AND YOU CAN PUT YOURSELF DOWN ALL YOU WANT, 371 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,133 BUT YOU ARE VERY GOOD-LOOKING! 372 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:06,033 - OH, SHUT UP. - NO. 373 00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:07,233 IT'S TRUE. 374 00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:08,533 IN FACT, YOU ARE BETTER LOOKING NOW 375 00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:11,033 THAN YOU WERE WHEN I MET YOU. 376 00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:12,333 I MEAN, IT'S NOT FAIR. 377 00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:13,933 YOU GET DISTINGUISHED AND HANDSOME, 378 00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:15,900 AND I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE DAY I GET OUT OF BED 379 00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:19,733 AND EVERYTHING HITS THE FLOOR. 380 00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:24,267 - YOU GOT A COUPLE OF YEARS LEFT BEFORE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 381 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,333 - WELL, I GUESS THAT'S A COMPLIMENT. 382 00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:29,067 I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE ANY COMPLIMENT. 383 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,767 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES PEOPLE SAY NICE THINGS 384 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,667 ABOUT THE WAY I DRESS, AND I GUESS I LIKE THAT. 385 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,667 - WELL, YEAH, BUT-- 386 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,767 WHO'S SAYIN' NICE THINGS TO YOU? 387 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,000 - JUST... PEOPLE. 388 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,667 BUT A LOT OF TIMES I NEVER GET THAT 389 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,800 FROM YOU. 390 00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:48,233 - WHAT? YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'RE HOT! 391 00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:51,233 - YES, I KNOW WHEN I GO TO BED AND TURN OFF MY LIGHT 392 00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:53,233 I WILL GET MAULED. 393 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:04,933 - IT WOULD BE NICE TO HEAR IT WITH WORDS SOMETIMES... 394 00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:07,833 DURING THE DAY! 395 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,533 WHEN I HAVE CLOTHES ON. 396 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,133 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 397 00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:17,533 - YES. I'M SORRY. 398 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,867 I'M SORRY I DID WHAT I DID 399 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:22,433 AND THAT NOW WE REALLY HAVE TO SWITCH SCHOOLS. 400 00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:27,633 MADAME BOOBY... 401 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,833 - I'M GOING TO GO CHANGE. 402 00:21:35,867 --> 00:21:37,767 OKAY. 403 00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:45,933 - HEY, UH, YOU MIGHT NEED HELP GETTIN' OUT OF THAT. 404 00:21:45,967 --> 00:21:48,000 THAT'S PRETTY TIGHT.