1 00:00:04,967 --> 00:00:06,667 - HEY, CUTIE. 2 00:00:06,667 --> 00:00:09,033 - WHAT? 3 00:00:09,033 --> 00:00:10,067 - NOTHING. 4 00:00:10,067 --> 00:00:12,367 YOU'RE JUST CUTE. 5 00:00:15,167 --> 00:00:18,867 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 6 00:00:18,867 --> 00:00:22,267 - OKAY, I SCREWED UP. 7 00:00:22,267 --> 00:00:24,467 YOU KNOW HOW MY MOM IS COMING FOR THANKSGIVING? 8 00:00:24,467 --> 00:00:25,600 - YEAH. 9 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,700 - WELL, LAST NIGHT, I SORT OF... 10 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:30,400 INVITED MY FATHER TOO. 11 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,867 - HUH? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 12 00:00:31,867 --> 00:00:33,400 THEY'RE DIVORCED. 13 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,367 YOU CAN'T INVITE THEM TO THE SAME PLACE ANYMORE. 14 00:00:35,367 --> 00:00:39,200 THEY LEGALLY AGREED TO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER. 15 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,500 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 16 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,700 HE TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA BE 17 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:45,400 IN MADAGASCAR FOR THANKSGIVING, 18 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,833 SO JUST TO BE NICE, YOU KNOW, I SAID, 19 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:48,367 "OH, IT'S TOO BAD YOU CAN'T COME TOO. 20 00:00:48,367 --> 00:00:49,667 WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU." 21 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:51,300 AND THEN LAST NIGHT, HE CALLED AND SAID 22 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:53,033 HE PUT THE WHOLE TRIP OFF, AND HE'S COMING. 23 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:56,600 - OH, WHY ARE YOU NICE? 24 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,300 - I KNOW, BUT YOUR MOM SAID 25 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:00,067 THAT MY MOM COULD STAY AT YOUR HOUSE, 26 00:01:00,067 --> 00:01:01,400 AND THE KIDS WILL STAY IN ONE ROOM. 27 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,200 MY DAD WILL TAKE OUR ROOM, AND THEN-- 28 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,433 - WHOA, YOU GAVE YOUR DAD MY BED? 29 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:09,767 THE MAN SLEEPS NAKED AND SPOONS THE PILLOW. 30 00:01:13,433 --> 00:01:15,800 - I'LL GET THE PILLOW OUT OF THERE. 31 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,333 - GET THE MAN OUT OF THERE! 32 00:01:19,267 --> 00:01:20,833 - HE'S GOT A BAD BACK. 33 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:22,667 HE NEEDS THE FIRM MATTRESS. 34 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:23,833 - UGH. 35 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:24,833 - I'M SORRY, RAY. 36 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:25,833 WHAT CAN I DO? 37 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:27,133 LOOK, THEY'RE COMING, 38 00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:29,167 AND WE JUST HAVE TO BOTH SUFFER THROUGH IT. 39 00:01:29,167 --> 00:01:31,700 - YEAH, BY "WE," YOU MEAN "ME AND MY PILLOW." 40 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:34,667 AND BY THE WAY, YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT, 41 00:01:34,667 --> 00:01:37,800 AND ALL I GET IS, "HEY, CUTIE"? 42 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:38,733 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 43 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:46,033 - YEAH. 44 00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:48,700 I'M JUST SAYING, THIS TOOK FIVE MINUTES. 45 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,433 THAT TAKES THREE. 46 00:01:57,233 --> 00:01:59,700 - SO, R-R-RAYMOND. 47 00:02:01,267 --> 00:02:02,333 HOW'S EVERYTHING 48 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:06,200 IN EL MUNDO DE LOS DEPORTES? 49 00:02:07,633 --> 00:02:09,400 - WHAT? 50 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,067 - HOLA. THE WORLD OF THE SPORTS. 51 00:02:12,067 --> 00:02:14,400 - HA! GOOD. 52 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,167 IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. 53 00:02:16,167 --> 00:02:18,467 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO 54 00:02:18,467 --> 00:02:22,100 HELP THE EL WIFE-O EL OLEANTA. 55 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:26,800 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 56 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,167 DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THAT. 57 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:29,167 - IT'S GOING WELL, HUH? 58 00:02:29,167 --> 00:02:30,333 I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE TENSE, 59 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,333 BUT IT'S NOT TENSE. 60 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:32,333 I WAS A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS, 61 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:34,467 BUT I THINK I'M FINE. 62 00:02:34,467 --> 00:02:35,900 - YEAH, YOU'RE DOING FINE. 63 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:37,200 - YEAH, WELL, I'M GLAD IT WORKED OUT THIS WAY, 64 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,267 THE BOTH OF THEM BEING HERE. 65 00:02:38,267 --> 00:02:39,467 I THINK IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 66 00:02:39,467 --> 00:02:42,600 - GET MY PILLOW. 67 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:47,467 - YOU GOT ANYTHING IN HERE I CAN POISON MYSELF WITH? 68 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:51,333 - LISTEN, I KNOW I'M BIG, BUT WHERE CAN I HIDE? 69 00:02:56,133 --> 00:02:57,867 - THIS STINKS. 70 00:02:57,867 --> 00:03:00,233 I THOUGHT THOSE TWO WERE GONNA DUKE IT OUT ALL WEEKEND. 71 00:03:00,233 --> 00:03:02,800 - AH, NOPE. THEY GET ALONG GREAT. 72 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,300 - I SAY THEY'RE FAKING IT. 73 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,767 IF I WEREN'T LOVING THESE CHIPS SO MUCH, 74 00:03:05,767 --> 00:03:07,400 I'D GO BACK IN THERE AND POKE A FEW HOLES 75 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,200 IN THEIR PHONY HAPPY DIVORCE CRAP. 76 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,800 WHAT AM I SAYING? 77 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,333 I CAN DO BOTH. 78 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:18,033 - NO, NO, NO, DAD, COME ON, ALL RIGHT? 79 00:03:18,033 --> 00:03:20,500 LOOK, I ALREADY LOST MY BED. I DON'T NEED AN ANGRY WIFE. 80 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,900 SO PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR. 81 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:23,533 DON'T BE HORRIBLE TODAY. 82 00:03:23,533 --> 00:03:26,267 - IT'S MY THANKSGIVING TOO. 83 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,800 - LISTEN, RAY'S RIGHT, DAD, OKAY? 84 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,800 DON'T CAUSE ANY TROUBLE. 85 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,433 UNLESS IT'LL GET THE MEAN OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM, 86 00:03:35,433 --> 00:03:37,733 AND THEN YOU CAN BE EXTRA NICE TOMORROW 87 00:03:37,733 --> 00:03:40,133 WHEN AMY'S PARENTS COME. 88 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:44,067 - I CAN'T PREDICT THESE THINGS. 89 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,300 - WHAT WAS THAT, HUH? 90 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TELLING HIM TO BE MEAN TODAY? 91 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,333 - HEY, LISTEN, I STILL HAVE A CHANCE WITH AMY'S PARENTS. 92 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,700 YOUR FAMILY'S ALREADY SHOT TO HELL. 93 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:58,767 - GOSH, DADDY, 94 00:03:58,767 --> 00:04:00,800 MADAGASCAR SOUNDS GREAT. 95 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,567 - I'VE BEEN DYING TO GO. 96 00:04:02,567 --> 00:04:04,933 - WELL, SEEING AS HOW YOU TWO ARE SO CHUMMY, 97 00:04:04,933 --> 00:04:08,467 MAYBE WARREN WILL TAKE YOU WITH HIM. 98 00:04:08,467 --> 00:04:09,333 - NO, THANK YOU. 99 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,967 NO MORE TRAVELING WITH WARREN. 100 00:04:10,967 --> 00:04:12,233 HE SPENDS ALL OF HIS TIME 101 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:14,567 LOOKING AT HIS TIP CONVERSION CHART. 102 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:17,167 [laughter] 103 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:20,900 - AH, YOU TWO TOOK SOME AMAZING TRIPS TOGETHER. 104 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:24,833 - YEAH, THAT SOUNDS PEACHY. 105 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:27,467 WARREN, WHAT ABOUT AL, AL, THE LADIES' PAL? 106 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,167 - DAD. - WHAT'S THAT, FRANK? 107 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:32,100 - AL E. MONY. 108 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:41,367 THAT'S GOT TO BE A BIG BITE OUT OF YOUR ASS, HUH? 109 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,433 - THAT'S ENOUGH. 110 00:04:45,433 --> 00:04:46,600 - YEAH. 111 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,033 FRANK, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO-- 112 00:04:48,033 --> 00:04:51,100 - SHH! MEAN TONIGHT, NICE TOMORROW. 113 00:04:56,033 --> 00:04:58,000 - IT'S OKAY, DEB. 114 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,633 FRANK KNOWS THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I 115 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,267 HAVE REACHED A POINT WHERE WE CAN LAUGH 116 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:03,600 ABOUT OUR DIVORCE. 117 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,567 - THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE FINE WITH IT. 118 00:05:05,567 --> 00:05:07,800 - WELL, I JUST THINK IT'S WONDERFUL 119 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,933 THAT YOU TWO ARE ABLE TO FOCUS ON THE POSITIVE 120 00:05:10,933 --> 00:05:14,367 AND NOT WASTE ANY TIME WORRYING ABOUT ETERNAL DAMNATION. 121 00:05:14,367 --> 00:05:16,233 - MA! 122 00:05:23,233 --> 00:05:24,800 - WELL, WHY DON'T WE CALL IT A NIGHT? 123 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,667 I HAVE A LOT TO GET READY FOR TOMORROW'S DINNER. 124 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:30,633 - YES, AND I SHOULD WORK ON MY "JUST IN CASE" TURKEY. 125 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,667 - ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 126 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:36,900 - GOOD NIGHT, MOM. 127 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:38,800 - AND, DEBRA, I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 128 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,167 BYE-BYE. - BYE. 129 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:42,600 - GET THE MEAN OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM? 130 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:43,900 - NOPE. 131 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:46,433 LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING AMY'S PARENTS TOMORROW. 132 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:55,167 - WELL, I GUESS I BETTER PACK IT IN TOO. 133 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:57,567 THANKS, RAYMOND, FOR LENDING ME YOUR BED. 134 00:05:57,567 --> 00:05:58,933 - [laughs] GOOD NIGHT, DADDY. 135 00:05:58,933 --> 00:06:00,633 - GOOD NIGHT, SWEETIE. 136 00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:02,600 - YOU KNOW, IT GETS A LITTLE CHILLY UP THERE 137 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,667 IN CASE YOU WANT TO BORROW A PAIR OF THE OLD PJs. 138 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:08,067 - NO, I'M FINE AU NATUREL. 139 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:12,467 BESIDES, MY BODY'S LIKE A FURNACE. 140 00:06:16,867 --> 00:06:18,467 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 141 00:06:18,467 --> 00:06:19,833 IT'S NOT THANKSGIVING 142 00:06:19,833 --> 00:06:22,200 TILL YOU GOT A SWEATY OLD MAN IN YOUR BED. 143 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:30,667 - YOU KNOW, YOUR PARENTS ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 144 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:33,633 AL E. MONY? IS YOUR FATHER INSANE? 145 00:06:35,567 --> 00:06:37,300 YOUR MOTHER ALWAYS BRINGING UP HELL, 146 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:40,900 AS IF CREATING IT ALL AROUND HER ISN'T ENOUGH. 147 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,033 - YOUR PARENTS SEEMED TO HANDLE EVERYTHING PRETTY GOOD. 148 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:44,133 THEY SEEM FINE WITH EVERYTHING. 149 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:45,200 - THAT WAS JUST AN ACT. 150 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,367 THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE THE BEST 151 00:06:46,367 --> 00:06:47,767 OF AN AWKWARD SITUATION. 152 00:06:47,767 --> 00:06:49,267 - YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY. 153 00:06:49,267 --> 00:06:51,567 THEIR DIVORCE IS BETTER THAN MY PARENTS' MARRIAGE. 154 00:06:54,733 --> 00:06:56,467 - I SHOULD BE HAPPY? 155 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:58,433 I SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT AFTER 41 YEARS OF MARRIAGE, 156 00:06:58,433 --> 00:06:59,833 MY PARENTS CAN JUST LAUGH AND LAUGH 157 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:01,900 ABOUT HOW THEY'RE NEVER GONNA BE TOGETHER AGAIN? 158 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:03,033 YEAH, RAY, I'M SO HAPPY. 159 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:26,533 LISTEN, RAY. 160 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:30,133 I'M SORRY ABOUT GOING ALL CRAZY BEFORE. 161 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:33,600 - OH, HMM. I DIDN'T NOTICE. 162 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,400 - I GUESS I JUST ALWAYS THOUGHT 163 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,033 THAT MY PARENTS, YOU KNOW, MAYBE... 164 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:41,600 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 165 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,533 IF THEY'RE HAPPY WITH THE WAY THINGS ARE, 166 00:07:43,533 --> 00:07:46,667 THEN I SHOULD BE FINE WITH IT TOO. 167 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,333 - YEAH? 168 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:51,600 - YEAH. I'M FINE. 169 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:55,100 - GOOD. 170 00:07:57,300 --> 00:08:00,000 YOU'RE DEFINITELY ALL RIGHT? 171 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,633 - YEAH. 172 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:05,367 - SO IT'S OKAY TO ASK WHERE MY PILLOW IS? 173 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,467 - OH, YEAH, I FORGOT IT. 174 00:08:08,467 --> 00:08:10,967 - YEAH, YOUR FATHER'S PROBABLY 175 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:13,667 ALL OVER IT BY NOW. 176 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,367 - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK HE'S STILL UP. 177 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:17,500 I HEARD HIM BRUSHING HIS TEETH A FEW MINUTES AGO. 178 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,467 - OH, GOD. 179 00:08:18,467 --> 00:08:20,100 I GOT TO GET IT BEFORE HE MAKES IT 180 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,200 INTO A THIGH SANDWICH. 181 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:32,667 - OH, WARREN, YOU'RE SO IMPATIENT. 182 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,267 - WAS HE NAKED? 183 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,100 I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. 184 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:22,700 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL GO GET IT. 185 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:25,200 - NO! - RAY! 186 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,533 - YOU CAN'T GO NEAR THERE. 187 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,100 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 188 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,533 - JUST--JUST SLEEP NOW. 189 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:34,100 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 190 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,667 - HE AND YOUR MOTHER ARE GETTING IT ON! 191 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 - WHAT? 192 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,033 - IT WAS HORRIBLE. 193 00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:46,233 SHE WAS ALL, AND HE WAS ALL AND... 194 00:09:46,233 --> 00:09:47,767 - ARE YOU SURE THEY WERE DOING THAT? 195 00:09:47,767 --> 00:09:51,467 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE HAIRS ON MY NECK? 196 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,500 - YOU KNOW, I KNEW IT. 197 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:01,333 I COULD TELL THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING BETWEEN THEM. 198 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:04,100 - YES! MY PILLOW! 199 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:10,633 - SHE MUST HAVE SNUCK OVER HERE. 200 00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:12,133 HOW CUTE IS THAT? 201 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,200 - IT'S NOT CUTE! 202 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,267 - OH, LISTEN. 203 00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:15,400 YOU--YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 204 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,767 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 205 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,633 'CAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE STILL MARRIED. 206 00:10:18,633 --> 00:10:19,600 - I UNDERSTAND THAT. 207 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,667 - NO, NO, YOU TAKE IT FOR GRANTED. 208 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:22,767 THESE ARE MY PARENTS, 209 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:25,000 AND IT REALLY HURT WHEN THEY GOT DIVORCED. 210 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,967 THAT'S WHY THIS IS SO GREAT. 211 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:28,800 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 212 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:29,800 - TO SAY HI. 213 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,567 - ARE YOU CRAZY, WOMAN? 214 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,033 - OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 215 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:36,367 IT MIGHT BE EMBARRASSING. 216 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:38,633 - AND IT'LL BURN YOUR RETINAS. 217 00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:42,533 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, THEN. 218 00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,767 WE'LL JUST PRETEND THAT WE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 219 00:10:44,767 --> 00:10:46,767 - OKAY. 220 00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:49,133 OKAY. 221 00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:51,200 I DON'T KNOW THAT I CAN. 222 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,733 - [humming] 223 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:02,867 - BUENOS DIAS, TODOS. 224 00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:04,767 - [laughs] MORNING, DADDY. 225 00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:05,900 YOU SURE SLEPT LATE. 226 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:08,067 - YEAH. THAT IS SOME BED. 227 00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:15,100 - OKAY. WHERE ARE THE KIDS? 228 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,433 THEY IN THE YARD? ALL RIGHT. 229 00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:19,867 I'M GONNA GO SEE IF THEY'RE SMOKING. 230 00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:21,367 - GOOD MORNING, RAYMOND. 231 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:24,133 - HI, I'M GONNA GO OUT AND PLAY WITH THE KIDS. 232 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:25,800 - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SHOES ON. 233 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,367 - NO. OKAY, I DON'T. 234 00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:30,100 - WELL, COME. HAVE BREAKFAST WITH US, HMM? 235 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,667 - HM, OKAY. 236 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:34,967 BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE HUNGRY FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 237 00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:36,567 - GOOD MORNING, DEBRA. 238 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:37,800 - HI, MOM. 239 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:38,800 - GOOD MORNING, WARREN. 240 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,300 - GOOD MORNING, LOIS. 241 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,267 HOW WAS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE STREET LAST NIGHT? 242 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,800 - OH, FINE. I HAD A WONDERFUL SLEEP. 243 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,867 HOW ABOUT YOU? 244 00:11:44,867 --> 00:11:46,600 - GREAT. FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN. 245 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,667 THESE TWO HAVE A TERRIFIC MATTRESS. 246 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,300 - OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY IT OUT SOMETIME. 247 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,867 WHAT'S THE MATTER, RAYMOND? 248 00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:02,233 - OH, NOTHING. NO. 249 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:05,200 I JUST--I HAD A BAD, BAD DREAM LAST NIGHT. 250 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:10,133 - OKAY, EGGS FOR MOM, EGGS FOR DAD. 251 00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:12,000 EGGS FOR MOM AND DAD. 252 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,600 - THANKS, HONEY BUNNY. - YEAH. 253 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,967 OH, IT SURE IS GOOD TO SEE YOU TWO SO HUNGRY AGAIN. 254 00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:17,967 - WHAT'S THAT, DEAR? 255 00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:20,500 - OKAY. NOTHING. 256 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,500 LISTEN, I HAVE TO GO BORROW MARIE'S ROASTING PAN, 257 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,233 SO I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 258 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:28,700 EVERYBODY BEHAVE THEMSELVES. 259 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,133 - OH, MY GOD. DO YOU THINK SHE KNOWS? 260 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,633 RAYMOND... 261 00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:35,867 - I DON'T KNOW. 262 00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:37,733 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. JUST EAT YOUR EGGS. 263 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,400 - THEY KNOW. THEY HEARD US. 264 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,267 - I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IT DOWN. 265 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,933 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 266 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,167 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO. 267 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,367 I'M GONNA GO, BUT, UH... 268 00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:53,400 DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING'S FINE. 269 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,033 DEBRA JUST--SHE'S HAPPY 270 00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:57,200 THAT YOU TWO GUYS ARE BACK TOGETHER, 271 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,667 SO...SO HAPPY THANKSGIVING, 272 00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:01,733 AND IF I DON'T SEE YOU, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 273 00:13:01,733 --> 00:13:02,833 - RAYMOND, WAIT. 274 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,433 - GOD! 275 00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:08,933 - I THINK THERE'S BEEN A MISINTERPRETATION. 276 00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:12,233 - YEAH, RAY, WE'RE NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 277 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,800 - YEAH, BUT... 278 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,400 YOU GUYS WERE... 279 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,333 - THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE BACK TOGETHER. 280 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,867 - SO THAT WAS JUST... 281 00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:27,067 - SEX. - AAH! 282 00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:37,667 - BUT DEBRA THINKS IT'S SOMETHING MORE? 283 00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,867 - YEAH, SHE DOES. 284 00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:42,067 - OH, DEAR. 285 00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:44,333 - WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 286 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,400 COME ON, MAYBE DEBRA'S RIGHT. 287 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,000 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT 288 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,633 WASN'T THE START OF YOU TWO GUYS GETTING BACK TOGETHER? 289 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,667 - WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 290 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,467 LAST NIGHT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME. 291 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,500 - YOU GUYS GOT TO GET A SCRABBLE BOARD. 292 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,600 ALL RIGHT. 293 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,767 WELL, I MEAN, LET'S JUST THINK THIS OUT. 294 00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:10,033 YOU GUYS, 295 00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:11,300 YOU'RE GETTING ALONG PRETTY GOOD 296 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,600 IN EVERY...DEPARTMENT. 297 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,467 SO WHY NOT JUST SLAP A COUPLE OF FRESH "I DO"S ON THERE 298 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,533 AND MAKE THIS THE BEST THANKSGIVING EVER? 299 00:14:19,533 --> 00:14:21,567 - RAYMOND, WE'RE NOT IN LOVE. 300 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:24,167 - LOVE. [scoffs] 301 00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:27,133 - WE HAVE TO TALK TO HER. 302 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,367 - I GUESS I BETTER GET DRESSED. 303 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:31,233 - OH, WOULD YOU BRING DOWN MY EARRINGS? 304 00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:33,133 I LEFT THEM ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE. 305 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,367 - I DIDN'T SEE 'EM. 306 00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:35,600 - WELL, THEY'RE THERE. 307 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,633 - NO. 308 00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:37,800 I SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER 309 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,400 NOT SEEING EARRINGS ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE. 310 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,267 - HOW CAN A PERSON SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER 311 00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:45,067 NOT SEEING SOMETHING? 312 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,733 OH, I'LL GET 'EM MYSELF. 313 00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:49,167 - FINE, BUT THEY'RE NOT THERE. 314 00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:51,100 - OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE! 315 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,000 - NOT IN LOVE? COME ON! 316 00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:00,600 - HERE WE ARE! - OH, HEY, DEB. 317 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,067 AND EVERYBODY ELSE. 318 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,167 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 319 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,633 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 320 00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:08,433 - DEBRA SAID SHE NEEDED MY ROASTING PAN, 321 00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:12,367 WHICH I RECOGNIZED WAS A CRY FOR HELP. 322 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:15,067 DON'T WORRY. I CAN SALVAGE THIS MEAL. 323 00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:18,100 - COME ON, DAD. PREGAME'S ON. 324 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,133 - SORRY, DEB. 325 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,967 - NO, LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT? 326 00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:22,900 IT'S GREAT THAT EVERYBODY'S TOGETHER, 327 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:25,133 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THANKSGIVING IS ALL ABOUT-- 328 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,033 FAMILIES BEING TOGETHER. 329 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,533 - DID YOU HAVE A DRINK TODAY ALREADY? 330 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:38,867 - NO, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 331 00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:41,600 I WANT TO TOAST MY PARENTS AT DINNER TONIGHT. 332 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,333 YEAH, WHERE IS THAT BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE 333 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,133 WE FORGOT TO GIVE ROBERT AND AMY FOR THEIR WEDDING? 334 00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:47,567 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR PARENTS FIRST? 335 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,333 MAYBE THEY'RE NOT INTO BEING TOASTED. 336 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,133 - NO, NO, NO, 'CAUSE I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE. 337 00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:52,267 AH! HERE IT IS. 338 00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:53,467 - YEAH, BUT I JUST DON'T THINK 339 00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:55,033 YOU SHOULD MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS. 340 00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:56,633 - WHY NOT? - WELL... 341 00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:58,000 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 342 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,233 YOUR PARENTS--THEY'RE NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 343 00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:02,967 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 344 00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:03,967 YOU SAW THEM. 345 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,367 - YEAH, I DID, 346 00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:07,300 AND I STILL SEE 'EM EVERY TIME I BLINK. 347 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,567 THEY TOLD ME THAT THIS WAS JUST, LIKE, A CASUAL... 348 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,133 RENDEZVOUS. 349 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,367 - YOU MEAN THEY'RE JUST... 350 00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:22,733 - A COUPLE OF HORN DOGS. 351 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,800 YEAH. 352 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,733 SORRY. 353 00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,467 - I GOT TO GO TALK TO THEM. 354 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,500 - WHAT HAPPENED? 355 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,733 - AH, SHE JUST FOUND OUT THAT HER PARENTS ARE... 356 00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:47,367 STILL DIVORCED. 357 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,467 - I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO 358 00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:54,033 WITH LOIS SNEAKING OUT OF OUR HOUSE LAST NIGHT 359 00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:56,033 IN HER BATHROBE. 360 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:07,533 - AND SHE DIDN'T GET BACK TILL 4:00 A.M. 361 00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:10,300 I REMEMBER, 'CAUSE THAT'S MY THIRD PEE. 362 00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:17,800 - NO. 363 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,433 NAH, IT WAS JUST-- 364 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:21,667 WARREN'S BACK WAS HURTING, AND LOIS CAME BY TO HELP. 365 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,667 THAT'S ALL. 366 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,467 - OH, COME ON! 367 00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:26,400 [door slams] 368 00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,400 THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN! 369 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,333 - WHAT? 370 00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:39,333 OH, MY GOD, 371 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:42,133 IT'S LIKE SPRING BREAK UP THERE. 372 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:44,067 - I KNEW IT. 373 00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:46,400 - DEBRA. DEBRA! 374 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,700 - ARE YOU GETTING BACK TOGETHER AGAIN OR NOT? 375 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,633 - WELL, NO, BUT-- - BUT WHAT? WHAT? 376 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:57,033 IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER, 377 00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:58,067 THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 378 00:17:58,067 --> 00:18:00,267 - HELLO. 379 00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:06,700 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY. 380 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,600 - MOM, DAD. 381 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,567 - SWEETHEART, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SEX. 382 00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:20,500 - IN FACT, NOTHING HAS FREED US 383 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,400 TO EXPLORE OUR SEXUALITY MORE THAN OUR DIVORCE. 384 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,867 - WE'RE REHEARSING 385 00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:30,500 FOR A LOCAL MUSICAL. 386 00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:38,867 - MOM! 387 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,533 DAD! PLEASE DON'T GO! 388 00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:44,200 - IT'S A MUSICAL. WE'VE GOT A PART FOR YOU! 389 00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,833 - I GOT TO SAY, WARREN, YOU PLAYED THIS ONE RIGHT. 390 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:54,167 ALL THE BAGGIN', NONE OF THE NAGGIN'. 391 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,133 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, DAD, PLEASE. 392 00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:03,433 - DEBRA, WE ARE SO SORRY. 393 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,733 WE CERTAINLY DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU. 394 00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:07,533 - I DON'T THINK YOU WERE THINKING OF ME AT ALL, 395 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:10,867 OR ANYBODY ELSE, FOR THAT MATTER. 396 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,100 YOU'RE SNEAKING AROUND UP THERE. 397 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,167 POOR RAY WALKS IN AND SEES YOU. 398 00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:17,267 - YOU SAW US? 399 00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:20,533 - NO, JUST, UH...JUST... 400 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:27,233 JUST AN ARM AND A FOOT AND... 401 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,333 A LITTLE BIT OF BOTTOM. 402 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,700 - I MEAN, HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON, HUH? 403 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,433 WHAT, DID YOU CELEBRATE THE SIGNING 404 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,633 OF YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS WITH A QUICK ROLL IN THE HAY? 405 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,867 - NO, SWEETHEART, IT'S JUST THAT 406 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:41,333 WHEN YOU SPEND HALF YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEONE 407 00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:44,033 AND THEN THEY'RE NOT THERE ANYMORE, 408 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:48,167 SOMETIMES IT GETS LONELY. 409 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:50,300 - THEN YOU LOSE YOUR CONTROL OF YOUR URGES, 410 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,733 AND YOU DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS. 411 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,633 - OKAY, MARIE. 412 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,967 SO YOU DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER ENOUGH TO STAY MARRIED, 413 00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:07,400 BUT YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM GETTING TOGETHER FOR ALL OF THAT. 414 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,967 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN, 415 00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:13,600 I GUESS GETTING TOGETHER LIKE THAT 416 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,467 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE JUST MAKES US HAPPY. 417 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,267 - WELL, IF WE ALL JUST DID THINGS THAT MADE US HAPPY, 418 00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:23,167 THIS WORLD WOULD BE A TERRIBLE PLACE. 419 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,400 - ALL RIGHT, MARIE. 420 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,133 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THRILLED THAT MY PARENTS 421 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,933 ARE STANDING IN MY LIVING ROOM IN OUR SHEETS, 422 00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:33,500 BUT THEY'RE STILL MY PARENTS. 423 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,100 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO 'EM? 424 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,567 "I WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES, 425 00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,633 LIKE SOME PEOPLE"? 426 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,367 - I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 427 00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:48,333 - I DO. 428 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,167 - I JUST WISH THINGS WERE DIFFERENT 429 00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:01,833 BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, BUT... 430 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,400 I DO WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 431 00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:09,500 - HOW ABOUT THIS LITTLE GIRL OF OURS, HUH? 432 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,667 I SURE KNOW WHAT I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS YEAR. 433 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:16,433 - YEAH, YEAH, HOW ABOUT YOU GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON? 434 00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:18,800 - OKAY. 435 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:22,167 - AND BUY A SCRABBLE BOARD. 436 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,367 - I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PART IS. 437 00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:41,333 I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THAT MUSICAL.