1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:03,333 - HEY, GOOD MORNIN'. - HEY. 2 00:00:03,333 --> 00:00:05,200 WHEN DID YOU FINALLY COME TO BED? 3 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,933 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING RIGHT UP, 4 00:00:06,933 --> 00:00:08,433 BUT THEN I FELL ASLEEP. 5 00:00:08,433 --> 00:00:10,300 - YEAH, THE GAME, IT WENT INTO DOUBLE OVERTIME. 6 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:12,167 IT WAS AMAZING. - OH... 7 00:00:12,167 --> 00:00:15,233 'CAUSE I THOUGHT WE HAD PLANS. 8 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:20,233 - SORRY. GOD... 9 00:00:20,233 --> 00:00:21,733 - DID YOU CATCH THE END OF THAT GAME? 10 00:00:21,733 --> 00:00:22,833 - OH, IT WAS AMAZING. 11 00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:24,400 - SEE? - ALL RIGHT. 12 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,233 WELL, I'LL LET YOU BOYS TALK ABOUT YOUR EXCITING SPORTS. 13 00:00:27,233 --> 00:00:30,333 I JUST HOPE THERE'S NOT A GAME ON TONIGHT. 14 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:37,100 - HUH. - WHAT? 15 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:40,800 - I THINK SHE JUST GAVE ME THE LOOK. 16 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,167 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 17 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:46,000 - YOU KNOW... 18 00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:51,233 SEX. 19 00:00:51,233 --> 00:00:54,267 - THAT FACE MEANS "SEX"? 20 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:59,033 I THOUGHT IT MEANT "GAS." 21 00:00:59,033 --> 00:01:01,167 - SHE DOES IT BETTER, OKAY? 22 00:01:01,167 --> 00:01:02,833 - YEAH, I KNOW WHEN AMY'S IN THE MOOD, 23 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:06,333 'CAUSE SHE ALWAYS GIVES ME THIS SEXY LITTLE SIDEWAYS SMILE. 24 00:01:08,133 --> 00:01:10,400 - YEAH, YEAH. 25 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,667 - I THINK AMY'S SAYING, 26 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:14,700 "HURRY UP AND GET IT OVER WITH." 27 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:21,200 - YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A LOOK, TOO, 28 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:26,267 WHICH IS WHY AFTER SUNSET, I AVOID ALL EYE CONTACT. 29 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:32,400 - IT'S WEIRD, THOUGH. IT'S WEIRD. 30 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,500 OKAY, LAST NIGHT, I GOT THE LOOK. 31 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,500 BUT I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE GAME, 32 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,900 SO I STAYED UP TO WATCH IT INSTEAD OF GOING UPSTAIRS. 33 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,967 AND NOW, INSTEAD OF BEING MAD, 34 00:01:41,967 --> 00:01:44,333 DEBRA GAVE ME THE LOOK AGAIN. 35 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:45,633 HUH. 36 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:48,200 - MAYBE--MAYBE I SHOULD 37 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:51,800 TURN HER DOWN AGAIN, YOU KNOW? 38 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,567 - WHY WOULD YOU DO A SILLY THING LIKE THAT? 39 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:55,767 - I DON'T KNOW. 40 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,733 I MEAN, I'M ALWAYS THE ONE BEING SHOT DOWN. 41 00:01:57,733 --> 00:02:00,967 IT FELT GOOD, HER WONDERING WHERE I WAS LAST NIGHT. 42 00:02:00,967 --> 00:02:02,933 - YOU CAN'T TURN HER DOWN. 43 00:02:02,933 --> 00:02:05,067 - I-I COULD TOO TURN HER DOWN. 44 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,300 - OH, COME ON, YOU FOLLOW HER AROUND 45 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:09,367 LIKE A DOG WITH HIS TONGUE HANGING OUT. 46 00:02:09,367 --> 00:02:11,167 - YEAH, YOUR TONGUE IS THE LEASH SHE USES 47 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:12,733 TO PARADE YOU AROUND THE PARK. 48 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,067 [laughing] 49 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,800 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WORST IN SHOW! 50 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,100 - YEAH, YEAH. 51 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:19,633 YEAH, WELL, THEN MAYBE 52 00:02:19,633 --> 00:02:21,367 THAT'S WHY I SHOULD TURN HER DOWN. 53 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:23,200 SO SHE DOESN'T TAKE ME FOR GRANTED. 54 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:27,067 YOU KNOW? I MEAN, SHE'S GOT TO APPRECIATE WHAT SHE'S GOT HERE. 55 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:30,933 - YES, YOU'RE QUITE A CATCH. 56 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:34,833 I CAN HARDLY KEEP MY HANDS OFF YOU. 57 00:02:34,833 --> 00:02:38,467 COME ON, COME ON! 58 00:02:38,467 --> 00:02:40,533 - STUPID. 59 00:02:45,967 --> 00:02:48,267 - HEY. - HEY. 60 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:54,100 - OH, I LEFT THE HALLWAY LIGHT ON. 61 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:56,067 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 62 00:03:04,533 --> 00:03:05,667 I CAN SAY "NO." 63 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:07,367 I CAN SAY "NO." 64 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:25,167 - YOU ALREADY ASLEEP? 65 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:28,667 - HUH? WHAT? 66 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,067 - YOU MUST BE TIRED. 67 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:32,067 - OH, YEAH, I AM KIND OF BEAT. 68 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:33,800 YOU KNOW, I JUST-- I GOT A LOT OF... 69 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,900 STUFF... 70 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:40,600 ...GOING ON. 71 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,933 MAYBE TOMORROW. 72 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:47,067 - REALLY? 73 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:49,233 - YEAH... 74 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,833 - OKAY. 75 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:56,767 WELL, NIGHT. 76 00:03:56,767 --> 00:03:58,067 - YEAH. 77 00:03:58,067 --> 00:04:00,633 [yawns] GOOD NIGHT. 78 00:04:11,467 --> 00:04:13,100 WHERE WERE YOU, MAN? COME ON, LET'S GO! 79 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,667 - AH, I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GO HIT BALLS TODAY. 80 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:16,867 - WHAT--WHAT? 81 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:18,867 OH, WHAT, DID THE WIFE SAY YOU CAN'T GO? 82 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:22,667 - NO, NO, JUST A LITTLE STIFF, THAT'S ALL. 83 00:04:22,667 --> 00:04:25,767 - OH, SO IT'S A MEDICAL DECISION 84 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:28,433 YOU'RE MAKING TO STAY HERE AND... 85 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:31,867 - HELP AMY PICK OUT DRAPES. 86 00:04:31,867 --> 00:04:33,700 - [chuckles] 87 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:35,467 AH, DRAPES, YEAH. 88 00:04:35,467 --> 00:04:37,200 WELL, IF THERE'S ANY MATERIAL LEFT OVER, 89 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,700 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOURSELF A LITTLE SKIRT? 90 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:47,967 I'M STILL GONNA GO, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 91 00:04:47,967 --> 00:04:50,600 I MAY GO TOMORROW, BECAUSE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. 92 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,067 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 93 00:04:52,067 --> 00:04:55,800 - ALL RIGHT, YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T TURN DOWN DEBRA, RIGHT? 94 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,367 TWO TIMES, MY FRIEND! 95 00:04:57,367 --> 00:04:59,067 YEAH, LAST NIGHT, I TOLD HER 96 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:00,567 THAT I HAD A LOT OF WORK TO DO TODAY. 97 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,700 [scoffs] WORK! 98 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:05,167 AND THEN--AND THEN, FIRST THING THIS MORNING, 99 00:05:05,167 --> 00:05:06,467 SHE STARTED HINTING AGAIN. 100 00:05:06,467 --> 00:05:08,800 SHE EVEN BRUSHED HER TEETH AND EVERYTHING, 101 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,067 BUT NO SALE! 102 00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:12,333 AH, IT'S AMAZING, IT'S LIKE-- 103 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,867 IT'S LIKE EVERY TIME I TURN HER DOWN, 104 00:05:13,867 --> 00:05:15,067 SHE SEEMS TO WANT IT MORE. 105 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:19,067 SHE'S LIKE A GUY. 106 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:21,600 - HUH, AND SHE'S NOT GETTING UPSET? 107 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,233 - NO, NO, NO, THAT'S JUST IT. 108 00:05:24,233 --> 00:05:25,900 SHE'S BEEN TREATING ME BETTER ALL DAY. 109 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,067 I CAME IN THIS MORNING, SHE WAS MAKING ME A CHEESE OMELET. 110 00:05:28,067 --> 00:05:31,633 I MEAN, SHE HASN'T DONE THAT SINCE BEFORE ALLY WAS BORN! 111 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:36,500 I MEAN, YEAH, IT HAD SHELLS IN IT, BUT STILL. 112 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,233 YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE DISCOVERED? 113 00:05:38,233 --> 00:05:41,267 THE POWER OF "NO." 114 00:05:41,267 --> 00:05:43,567 - "THE POWER OF 'NO.'" GIVE ME A BREAK. 115 00:05:43,567 --> 00:05:45,433 - HEY, HEY, HEY, WHO GETS TO HIT A BUCKET OF BALLS 116 00:05:45,433 --> 00:05:47,367 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY? 117 00:05:47,367 --> 00:05:49,067 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S JUST THE DIFFERENCE 118 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,633 BETWEEN ME AND YOU, RAYMOND. 119 00:05:50,633 --> 00:05:52,900 YOU LIKE TO GOLF BY YOURSELF AND HAVE A CRAPPY OMELET, 120 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:56,667 WHILE I PREFER SEX. 121 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:58,533 - NO. - YES. 122 00:05:58,533 --> 00:06:00,300 - NO. 123 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,067 NO, MAN, YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IT. 124 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:04,100 DEBRA CAN'T KEEP HER HANDS OFF ME. 125 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:05,767 IT'S LIKE WITH THE POWER OF "NO" 126 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:08,667 COMES THE POWER OF "YES." 127 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:10,167 UH-HUH. 128 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:11,433 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY MARRIAGE, 129 00:06:11,433 --> 00:06:12,767 I FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 130 00:06:12,767 --> 00:06:16,200 TO BE THE ONE WEARIN' THE PANTIES. 131 00:06:19,733 --> 00:06:23,500 - YOU HAVE A WRONG AND GENERALLY TROUBLED RELATIONSHIP. 132 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:24,900 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T. 133 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:27,067 IT'S VERY RIGHT. 134 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:28,200 - THEN LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 135 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,533 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED 136 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:31,767 TO BE MANIPULATIVE WHEN IT COMES TO SEX? 137 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:32,800 - BECAUSE... 138 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:36,067 I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. 139 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:37,600 - YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT WHAT? 140 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,900 - OH, YOU NAME IT. 141 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,700 HEY, LISTEN, ROBERT-- HE CAN'T GO HIT BALLS, 142 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,233 BUT I WAS THINKIN' THAT I'D STILL GO. 143 00:06:42,233 --> 00:06:43,967 - YEAH, SURE, GO. HAVE A GOOD TIME. 144 00:06:43,967 --> 00:06:46,067 - ALL RIGHT. 145 00:06:50,967 --> 00:06:52,167 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 146 00:06:52,167 --> 00:06:53,433 THEY GOT A GREAT HOT DOG GUY THERE. 147 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:54,933 YOU WANT ME TO BRING YOU BACK ONE? 148 00:06:54,933 --> 00:06:57,767 - NO, I SHOULDN'T. I GOT TO WATCH MY FIGURE. 149 00:06:57,767 --> 00:07:01,067 - HEY, YOU LET ME BE THE ONE TO WATCH YOUR FIGURE. 150 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:03,200 - [giggles] 151 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,867 - "LET ME WATCH YOUR FIGURE"? 152 00:07:06,867 --> 00:07:08,300 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 153 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:13,867 - THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S NOT, AND YET, IT IS! 154 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,133 BECAUSE SHE IS WEAK. 155 00:07:16,133 --> 00:07:19,733 WEAK...FOR MY PHYSIQUE. 156 00:07:22,933 --> 00:07:25,600 [clattering] 157 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,867 - OH, DON'T THOSE LOOK NICE? 158 00:07:49,867 --> 00:07:51,267 - YEAH. 159 00:07:51,267 --> 00:07:52,933 I DON'T KNOW WHY ROBERT HAD SUCH A HARD TIME 160 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:54,333 PUTTING THEM UP YESTERDAY. 161 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:56,433 - WELL, HE CAN'T HANDLE NORMAL-SIZED TOOLS 162 00:07:56,433 --> 00:08:00,200 WITH THOSE GIANT FINGERS. 163 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,933 HERE, PUSH THAT CURTAIN OVER A LITTLE 164 00:08:01,933 --> 00:08:06,267 SO WE DON'T SEE HIS BLOOD. 165 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:07,933 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, DEB? 166 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:09,800 - YEAH, THEY LOOK GREAT. 167 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,067 - DEBRA, DEAR. 168 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:13,833 YOU'RE BEING SO QUIET. 169 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:16,600 THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU. 170 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:20,833 - NO, I'M FINE, IT'S JUST-- 171 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,367 DO I LOOK DIFFERENT TO YOU? 172 00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:23,700 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 173 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:27,067 - I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST FEELING-- 174 00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:30,533 HAVE I DROOPED? 175 00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:31,900 - DROOPED? 176 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:36,300 - YOU KNOW, YOU TRY TO WORK OUT AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, 177 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:39,067 AND YET THERE STILL COMES A DAY WHEN EVERYTHING JUST... 178 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:41,133 [mimics exploding sound] 179 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:44,667 - I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 180 00:08:47,433 --> 00:08:49,700 - OH, STOP IT, DEB. YOU LOOK GREAT. 181 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:52,867 - YOU KNOW HOW MY FRIENDS AND I KEEP FIT? 182 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:55,200 WATER AEROBICS AT THE "Y." 183 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,800 SAY, WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US TOMORROW? 184 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,800 - OH, WOW, I'LL HAVE TO CHECK AND SEE IF I'M FREE. 185 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,500 - OH, WE'LL HAVE A BALL! 186 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,733 LET ME GO LOOK FOR AN EXTRA PAIR OF NOSE CLIPS 187 00:09:05,733 --> 00:09:07,400 AND A SWIM CAP. 188 00:09:15,367 --> 00:09:18,167 - DEBRA, YOU'RE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS. 189 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:25,133 - RAY KEEPS TURNING ME DOWN. 190 00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:28,067 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SEX? - YEAH. 191 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,633 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HIM. 192 00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:32,067 HE USUALLY FOLLOWS YOU AROUND WITH HIS TONGUE HANGING OUT. 193 00:09:32,067 --> 00:09:33,433 - I KNOW. 194 00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:37,967 - WELL, I'M SURE IT'S NOT YOU. 195 00:09:37,967 --> 00:09:40,867 HEY, MAYBE HE'S SICK. - NAH. 196 00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:43,100 I WISH HE WAS. 197 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,733 OH, MAN, WHO AM I KIDDING? 198 00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:46,733 I SHOULD JUST GO WITH MARIE TO THE "Y," 199 00:09:46,733 --> 00:09:48,200 PUT ON A FLOWERY SWIM CAP, 200 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,500 AND FLOAT AROUND WITH THE OLD LADIES. 201 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:55,267 - YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, YOU BRINGING THIS UP, 202 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:57,533 BECAUSE LAST NIGHT WHEN ROBERT AND I WENT TO BED, 203 00:09:57,533 --> 00:10:00,733 HE WAS ACTING KIND OF DISTANT TOO. 204 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,933 BUT THEN I JUST KISSED HIS NECK, AND HE SAID, 205 00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:06,967 "RAY'S CRAZY." 206 00:10:06,967 --> 00:10:08,200 - HE DID? 207 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,233 - YEAH, AND THEN HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT 208 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:12,567 HOW I COULD HAVE ALL THE POWER. 209 00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,100 IT WAS WEIRD. 210 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:19,367 YEAH, HE USUALLY DOESN'T LIKE TO MENTION RAY IN THE BEDROOM. 211 00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:23,167 HE SAYS IT INHIBITS HIM. 212 00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:25,033 - "THE POWER"? 213 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:28,900 I MEAN, WHY WOULD HE SAY-- 214 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,767 OH... 215 00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:31,800 - WHAT? 216 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,233 - OH, MY GOD. 217 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:35,800 OH, MY GOD! 218 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:39,067 HE HAS BEEN TURNING ME DOWN ON PURPOSE! 219 00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:40,933 - OH, NO, WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 220 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:44,800 - FOR THE POWER! 221 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,967 HE THINKS IT GIVES HIM THE UPPER HAND OR SOMETHING. 222 00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:50,833 - WELL, THAT'S GROSS. 223 00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:52,100 HEY, BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 224 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,333 THIS MEANS YOU'RE STILL HOT. 225 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:56,233 - OF COURSE I AM. 226 00:10:56,233 --> 00:10:57,967 YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART ABOUT THIS IS? 227 00:10:57,967 --> 00:10:59,500 THAT IT WORKED. 228 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,533 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK BETTER FOR HIM. 229 00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:04,067 DO YOU KNOW I DID 138 SIT UPS THIS MORNING? 230 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:05,333 ALL FOR SOME GUY WHOSE STOMACH 231 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:10,067 LOOKS LIKE A DEFLATED CLOWN BALLOON! 232 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:12,600 - OH, BOY, YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM, AREN'T YOU? 233 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,933 - NO. 234 00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:18,067 NO, I WANT HIM ALIVE. 235 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:27,733 - HEY, JIMMYJACK. 236 00:11:27,733 --> 00:11:29,067 - HEY. 237 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,067 HOW WAS WORK? 238 00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,900 - GOOD. WHERE ARE THE KIDS? 239 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,400 - I SENT THEM OVER TO THE PARKERS. 240 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,400 - WHY? 241 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,800 - I WANTED THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE. 242 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,500 - OH, YEAH? 243 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,067 - I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE 244 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:44,067 FOR THE CHILDREN TO SEE WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO TO YOU. 245 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:47,433 - OH, GOSH, REALLY, DEB? 246 00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:49,967 RIGHT NOW? I DON'T KNOW. 247 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:53,400 I MEAN, I GOT A LOT TO DO. 248 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,133 REALLY, DEB, I THINK-- 249 00:11:55,133 --> 00:12:01,100 - [whispers] YOU'RE JUST SO POWERFUL. 250 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,667 - YEAH, YEAH, WELL-- 251 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:07,567 - I JUST CAN'T RESIST A MAN WITH SO MUCH POWER. 252 00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:10,433 - OKAY, LOOK, I'M REALLY STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE-- 253 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:12,567 [screams] 254 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,567 WHAT'S WITH YOU? 255 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:20,167 - ROBERT TOLD AMY WHY YOU'VE BEEN TURNING ME DOWN. 256 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:24,733 - I HATE THAT GUY! 257 00:12:24,733 --> 00:12:27,067 - SO YOU WERE JUST TOYING WITH ME, 258 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,967 GETTING ME TO BEG FOR SEX? 259 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,467 THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD? 260 00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:32,633 - NO, NO, I DON'T KNOW, I JUST-- 261 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,233 I GUESS I WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE 262 00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:36,567 TO BE THE ONE BEING PURSUED FOR ONCE. 263 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,933 - BUT YOU MADE ME FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT MYSELF! 264 00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:40,300 YOU JUST KEPT REJECTING ME. 265 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,533 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO SOMEBODY? 266 00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:45,267 - WHAT? 267 00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:49,367 - YOU HAD ME CONVINCED I WAS A FAT, UGLY, OLD LADY! 268 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,967 - WELL, NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL! 269 00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:54,867 YOU FEEL BAD BECAUSE I TURNED YOU DOWN, WHAT, THREE TIMES? 270 00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:57,700 TRY BEING REJECTED 40 OR 50 TIMES EVERY YEAR 271 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,067 FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS! 272 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,333 HOW DO YOU THINK THAT FEELS? 273 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,500 YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT THE PRESIDENT 274 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:04,067 OF THE FAT, UGLY, OLD LADIES CLUB! 275 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,600 WELCOME! HAVE A DONUT! 276 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,800 - THERE IS NO WAY I TURN YOU DOWN THAT MUCH. 277 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,433 AND I SAY "YES" A LOT. 278 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,433 - EXACTLY! YOU SAY YES, AND YOU SAY NO. 279 00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:15,733 YOU'RE THE--YOU'RE THE BOUNCER IN FRONT OF THE DISCO 280 00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:17,467 WHO DECIDES WHO GETS IN AND WHO DOESN'T. 281 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:19,533 AND FOR ONCE, IT WAS YOU STANDIN' OUTSIDE. 282 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,200 YEAH, AND YOU COULDN'T TAKE IT. 283 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,733 YEAH, IT'S COLD OUT THERE, ISN'T IT? 284 00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:24,200 STANDING IN THE RAIN, 285 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,800 WITH YOUR BAD SHIRT AND YOUR ACNE PIMPLES. 286 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,133 - THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN COMPARE ME TURNING YOU DOWN 287 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,367 WITH WHAT YOU DID TO ME! 288 00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:31,567 LISTEN, RAY, IF I TURN YOU DOWN, 289 00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:33,067 IT IS BECAUSE I AM EXHAUSTED 290 00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:34,667 FROM TAKING CARE OF THREE KIDS ALL DAY 291 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:37,867 AND THINKING OF EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE TO DO THE NEXT DAY. 292 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:42,100 - STILL USING THE KIDS, HUH? 293 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,833 - OH, MY GOD. 294 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,867 I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. 295 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,900 - WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE 296 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,600 THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE GETTING SEX FROM ME. 297 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,633 - OH, YOU'RE THREATENING ME WITH NO SEX? 298 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,700 PLEASE. 299 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,200 - YEAH, YOU WILL BE SAYING PLEASE-- 300 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,600 PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP. 301 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,067 I'M SERIOUS. 302 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,433 I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE IN THE MOOD AGAIN. 303 00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:05,367 - YOU ARE ALWAYS IN THE MOOD. 304 00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:07,200 YOU WOULDN'T LAST A NIGHT. 305 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,567 - I JUST DID THREE NIGHTS, LADY PANTALOONS. 306 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:13,900 OKAY? SO WE'LL SEE WHO CAN'T LAST. 307 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,200 - [southern accent] OH, MY. 308 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,900 HOW WILL I EVER RESIST MY BASER INSTINCTS? 309 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,467 - YEAH, I LIKE THAT. 310 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,867 I LIKE THE SOUTHERN THING. 311 00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:22,600 THAT'LL BE GOOD WHEN YOU COME BACK SAYING, 312 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,067 [southern accent] "PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP." 313 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:41,767 - OKAY, WELL, GOOD-- 314 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:43,700 [groans] 315 00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:11,067 OH, MY GOD, ARE THOSE SILK? 316 00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,600 - I BELIEVE THEY'RE SATIN. 317 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,333 YOU WANT TO FEEL? 318 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,267 - THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. 319 00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:25,600 - WHAT'S WITH ALL YOUR LACY APPAREL? 320 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,867 - NOTHING. 321 00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:28,233 IT'S JUST PAJAMAS. 322 00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:50,800 GOOD NIGHT. 323 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,500 - YEAH. 324 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:56,567 YEAH, YEAH, I'M A LITTLE TIRED TOO. 325 00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:59,700 [groans] 326 00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:09,567 - DID YOU PUT OIL ON? 327 00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:11,067 - NO. 328 00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:14,200 IT'S JUST MY NATURAL JUICES. 329 00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:39,767 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 330 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,433 - ME? 331 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,967 WHAT, DID YOU HAVE MY MOM PUT YOUR MAKEUP ON? 332 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:48,267 - NO SEX FOR YOU! 333 00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:52,767 - NO SEX FOR YOU. 334 00:16:55,367 --> 00:17:01,500 [jazzy lounge music] 335 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,067 ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN! 336 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,933 - WHAT? - I GIVE UP! 337 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,433 I AM OFFICIALLY ASKING YOU 338 00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:21,800 TO PLEASE HAVE SOME SEX WITH ME. 339 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,633 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 340 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:26,933 - OUR THING. OUR NOT HAVING SEX THING. 341 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,700 - ARE WE STILL DOING THAT? 342 00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:34,367 - OF COURSE WE'RE STILL DOING IT. 343 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:35,967 IT'S BEEN 26 DAYS OF DOING IT-- 344 00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:37,567 NOT DOING IT. 345 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:40,733 - I'M SORRY. I TOTALLY FORGOT. 346 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,233 - YEAH, RIGHT. 347 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:45,600 - I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, 348 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,700 BUT REALLY, I TOTALLY FORGOT. 349 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,233 - PLEASE. 350 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:51,633 YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WE-- 351 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:55,067 WE WENT 26 DAYS WITHOUT HAVING SEX? 352 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,767 - IT'S JUST, I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY. 353 00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:02,500 YOU KNOW, THE PTA FUND-RAISER IS COMING UP, 354 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:06,433 AND I'VE JUST HAD A LOT ON MY MIND. 355 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,900 - 26 DAYS. 356 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:17,733 YOU WEREN'T EVEN TRYING. 357 00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:21,733 GUESS I WAS NEVER REALLY CLOSE TO HAVIN' THE POWER, WAS I? 358 00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:23,533 - SORRY. 359 00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:28,333 - ALL THIS TIME, I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOIN' 360 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,700 ALL THOSE LITTLE THINGS TO TORTURE ME. 361 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,067 - WHAT THINGS? 362 00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:34,533 - FORGET IT. 363 00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:36,067 - NO, COME ON. 364 00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,700 - YOU KNOW. 365 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,867 LIKE BITE YOUR LOWER LIP 366 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,800 WHEN YOU USE THE REMOTE TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL. 367 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,567 - I DO THAT? - YEAH! 368 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,267 OR HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU KEEP ONE OF YOUR LEGS 369 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,433 OUTSIDE OF THE COVERS AND THE PAJAMA RIDES UP IT? 370 00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:50,500 - IT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M HOT. 371 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:53,600 - YES, YOU ARE! 372 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,367 EVEN WHEN YOU SLEEP, EVERY SO OFTEN, 373 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,800 YOU KIND OF SIGH A LITTLE. 374 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,367 [sighs quietly] 375 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,367 - YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT MUCH LATELY, HAVE YOU? 376 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,533 - NO. 377 00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,033 EVEN NOW. 378 00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:08,767 LOOK AT YOU. 379 00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:11,033 WITH YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT, 380 00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:13,700 SITTIN' THERE IN YOUR... 381 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,600 ROBE. 382 00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:19,900 - I'M A MESS. 383 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:23,100 - YEAH, WELL, I GUESS EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT TRYIN', 384 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,000 IT STILL WORKS. 385 00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,800 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 386 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,633 - YOU JUST GOT A LITTLE OF YOUR POWER BACK. 387 00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:38,167 - [laughs] 388 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,933 WHOA, WHOA, WAIT, WAIT. 389 00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:44,000 ARE YOU TOYING WITH ME? 390 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,500 BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, 391 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,333 I'M JUST GONNA START TO CRY. 392 00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,900 - I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A LONG TIME, TOO, RAY. 393 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:56,733 AND BY THE WAY, IT'S BEEN 27 DAYS, NOT 26. 394 00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:03,067 - AH, YOU DO RE-- 395 00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:04,867 --MEMBER! - [laughs] 396 00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:07,867 - MORNING. - MORNING. 397 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:12,067 - MORNING, KIDS. - WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 398 00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:15,167 - WE LIVE HERE. 399 00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:17,200 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 400 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,067 HEY, YOU GUYS CAN MAKE BREAKFAST YOURSELF, RIGHT? 401 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:22,300 'CAUSE DADDY HAS TO TALK TO MOMMY UPSTAIRS ABOUT SOMETHING. 402 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,633 - RAY. - YEAH? 403 00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:29,133 [mumbles weakly]