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(clears throat)

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(takes deep breath)

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Sorry. Little bit nervous.

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I need a million pounds
to make a Christmas special

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of the popular TV show Extras,

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starring me.

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- I'm out.
- All right.

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Ricky, what's stopping somebody else
trying to do the same as you?

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Tell me about it.

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- Let me tell you where I am.
- Go on.

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You're solving a problem
that isn't a problem.

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We don't need another short,
little egomaniac on TV.

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You can talk.
Sorry... but... started it.

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Look, you're valuing this at a million
pounds. That's absolutely ridiculous.

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I came up with the most
successful British comedy ever.

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I've got Globes, Emmys, BAFTAs.

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I've sold five million DVDs.

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- So why do you need our money?
- Catering.

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We do go over on the catering budget.
It just... Think about it.

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He's crap.

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He came in here dressed like that.
What a messy little git.

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- Is he an actor or something?
- God knows.