1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,040 This programme contains some strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:33,480 HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE 3 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,040 BONE CRACKS, HE SCREAMS 4 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,240 SIREN WAILS 5 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:12,120 Hey, man! Look, for the last time, I'm a superhero. 6 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:16,120 Look at the cape. Suspect is a black male, over. Fucking hell. 7 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,680 Don't give them hot chocolate! 8 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:52,880 Yo. Let's slow it down for all the lovers out there. 9 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,880 Even gangsters need vacations. 10 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,040 Let's take it to the tropics. 11 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,720 # Wanting you, loving you 12 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,360 # Boy, you make my heart go crazy 13 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,520 # My girlfriends tell me you're no good 14 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,120 # But your lovin' is so good 15 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,320 # Yeah, you thought I was a waste, man 16 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,600 # When I had that gun up in my waistband 17 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,800 # But I'm a changed man 18 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,320 # King, got you livin' in Graceland 19 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,000 # Queen, you're in safe hands 20 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,360 # Sex on the beach, no more fake tan... # 21 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,840 Oi! 22 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,240 How many times do I have to tell you lot?! 23 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,040 This is a building site! 24 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:27,720 You should be wearing hard hats at the very least. 25 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,560 You weren't much use, Dave! 26 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,680 MAN AND WOMAN MOANING 27 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,360 Oh! 28 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,440 Oh, my God! 29 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,200 That was amazing. Yeah. 30 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:45,400 That thing you did with your tongue - oh, my God! 31 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,600 Hey, you've got some moves, too. You know what? 32 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,680 You're the best I've ever had. 33 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,960 Yeah, I mean, same here. 34 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,960 Well, top three. 35 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:02,240 Best ever, definitely. I know, right? That's real sexual chemistry. 36 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,720 So, you want to spend the night? Er...I've actually got a thing 37 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,280 in the morning. SHOGUN COCKS 38 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,360 But, yeah, I definitely want to spend the night. 39 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,120 I've got a great feeling about us. 40 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:16,400 Oh, OK, again? Right. OK. Not sure if I'm quite recharged but... 41 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:25,200 I had only just finished Mass and came outside and, uh, 42 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,680 there he was. 43 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,280 FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS 44 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,280 Detective Moses Mountree reporting for duty. 45 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,680 What happened to Detective Barnaby? 46 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,440 Oh, I guess you ain't ever heard of a transfer. 47 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,640 Bitch! 48 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,880 What in the hell happened to this nigga? 49 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:04,200 Well, I had only just finished Mass... 50 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,080 No, I'm sick and tired of your jive-ass, 51 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,600 monkey-fucking hunk of shit. 52 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,560 I think you did it. Me? 53 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,680 I know a dope pusher when I see a dope pusher, dope pusher. 54 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,280 But I'm a vicar. Where the dope at? 55 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,640 Aargh. Where the dope at?! 56 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,800 I don't even know what dope is. 57 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:27,040 Stop, he's just a vicar! Stay out of this, bitch! 58 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:32,080 Ooh, hello. 59 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,600 How y'all doin'? 60 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,880 Goddamn, Detective Mountree... 61 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,040 ..that was the best loving I've ever had. 62 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,560 Hell, I know. 63 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,400 Don't have to tell me twice, I'm Mountree. 64 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,480 Where are you going? 65 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,080 Oh, I'm just going to see that dope-pushing vicar. 66 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,040 Hand me my weapon. 67 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,120 Bang, bang. Yes, baby. 68 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,080 What are you going to do to him? 69 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,840 I'm going to ask him a few questions. 70 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:14,800 With my bullets... 71 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,560 ..in his dick. 72 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,400 Jesus, can you hear me? 73 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,720 I don't know where else to turn. 74 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,080 I'm desperate. 75 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,000 I need your help. 76 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,880 I can hear you, my son. 77 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,720 I have always been listening. 78 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,520 Who are you? 79 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,800 It is I, Jesus. 80 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,040 I heard your prayer and I've come to help you. 81 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,320 You're not Jesus. 82 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,680 I... I am. 83 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,560 But doesn't Jesus look a bit more like...? 84 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,720 Oh! 85 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,640 Oh, I see, you, er... You thought I'd be white. 86 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:18,800 Kind of, yeah. Look, I don't know what to tell you. 87 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,080 I was born in the Middle East 2,000 years ago, 88 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,960 the Bible's very clear about that. 89 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,360 It should be pretty obvious I don't have blonde hair and blue eyes. 90 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:30,200 I guess so. Plus, have you heard my story? 91 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:33,400 I was arrested by a mob of angry government officials 92 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,880 and beaten for a crime I didn't commit. 93 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,120 That shit doesn't happen to white people. 94 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,680 And there was some confusion over who your father was. 95 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,920 OK, that's just racist. Sorry. 96 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,560 It's just... 97 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,440 You're not really what I was expecting, that's all. 98 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,960 Would you like me to fetch white Jesus instead? 99 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,120 Oh, could you? No! 100 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,040 There is no white Jesus. 101 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:59,200 It's just me. Now, do you want my help or not? 102 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,920 Yeah, I suppose so. 103 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,680 After all, you know, black or white, we're both still Christians, right? 104 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,120 I'm guessing now's not the time 105 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,000 to tell you I'm Jewish. 106 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,840 It was nice, huh? 107 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,840 Ask if there's some leftovers. 108 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,680 Yeah, my sister, there are some leftovers. 109 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,560 Leftovers. Some leftovers. 110 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,080 Oh, hello! 111 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,680 Hey. Hey. 112 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,680 THUNDER RUMBLES 113 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,360 BIRD CRIES 114 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,120 Hold. 115 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,400 Hold... 116 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Hold! 117 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,040 ANIMAL SNORTS 118 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,120 IN SLOW MOTION: Noooooow! 119 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:10,800 ROARING 120 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,840 It was a nice party. 121 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,520 Yeah, the young people know how to have fun these days, you know. 122 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,440 And she looked good. 123 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:41,120 She says her hair is 100% Kanekalon. Uh-huh. 124 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,320 Night, Auntie, goodbye! 125 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,520 Goodbye, Auntie! I believe she just came for the leftovers. 126 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,120 Shame. No sense. 127 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,520 My sister, how is Adetonkom? 128 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,480 Ah, he is well! 129 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,240 MUSIC 130 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:59,280 Exclusive newsflash for a man like me, Scribbler P 131 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,760 Hey, yo, keep it on the down-low, 132 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:04,200 but Prince Harry's gone and bagged himself a sister! Mad ting! 133 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,400 But here you are, 134 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,360 the royal family's been down with the swell for time! 135 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,400 Look at Prince Charles, moving wine, 136 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:13,400 Harry and Rihanna looking fine! 137 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,800 Rihanna, that is. Man, don't float them ways, you get me? 138 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,600 Although big up to Harry, though, 139 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,880 he's now way better-looking than the other one, innit? 140 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,160 The bald brother. 141 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,720 Even the really old coloniser likes his chocolate dark, 142 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,400 and African! Go on, Auntie! 143 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,520 Look at Harry run from that dowry! 144 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,760 What you scared of?! 145 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:36,320 Hey, man - good job these photographers had an opportunity 146 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,000 to take photos of all this integration 147 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,720 between the royals and black people! 148 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,560 But I'm sure Prince Charles stays jamming with carnival girls 149 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,000 all the time anyway, innit? 150 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,720 Prince Harry wearing shades and cooking up garri, 151 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,520 finally he met a sister light enough to marry! 152 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:56,240 "Hear ye, hear ye, I hereby announce mixed-race babies cute as fuck!" 153 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,640 "Knock-knock, delivery for Madonna!" 154 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:03,000 Oi! One question, though - where's your 'fro gone, girl? 155 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,880 Burn them European beauty standards 156 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,040 and embrace your natural pepper grains! 157 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,720 And also, yeah, put a word in for me for Pippa, innit? 158 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,280 She's kind of meaty still, you get me? 159 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:19,360 Hey, man, that's all the news from man like me, Scribbler P. 160 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,720 HE GASPS 161 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:49,800 Er... Thanks for seeing me, Your Holiness. 162 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,400 I was hoping you could help me. 163 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,720 You wish to lose weight. 164 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,680 Wow, yes. How did you know? 165 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,560 Professor Lofuko knows all things. 166 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,760 OK, so how...? How... How do I...? 167 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,600 Sshhh... 168 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:12,480 HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE 169 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,760 UNEARTHLY WHISPERS 170 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,680 GOAT BLEATS 171 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,320 Give me your hand, child! 172 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,360 To lose the weight, 173 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:39,240 you must rub this potion on your stomach before and after every meal, 174 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,160 always facing east. 175 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:45,840 But never on the first Sunday of every month, you hear me, child? 176 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,720 Yes! Do you hear me? Yes! I hear you! 177 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,960 And now, are you ready for your final instructions? 178 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,760 I'm ready! You must listen carefully. I'm listening! 179 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:58,680 You must... You must... 180 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,680 You must...! 181 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,160 Go for a jog! 182 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,760 What? 183 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:10,120 Yes, jog a few times a week and stop eating so much, fuckin' hell. 184 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,800 75 quid. 185 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,240 Bruv. 186 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,240 # I don't know what you heard about me 187 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,200 # But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me 188 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,000 # No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see 189 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,040 # That I'm a motherfuckin' P-I-M-P 190 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:30,600 # I don't know what you heard about me... # 191 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,160 Hey, man, what the fuck?! 192 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,640 Can-can I help you? Do one, bruv! 193 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,240 Eurgh. Racist! 194 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,960 Hello, there. 195 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,680 SHE LAUGHS 196 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,320 Bye-bye, Shanghai! 197 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,480 Fantastic Egusi Films 198 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:53,280 and multi-award-winning director Tobias Akinbobo present 199 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:57,840 their soon-to-be explosive blockbuster juggernaut - 200 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,040 Faster Faster Angry Angry! 201 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,360 If you love cars and guns and angry people, 202 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,840 then you will love this totally original movie films! 203 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,440 ..as undercover Agent Folarin. 204 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,920 You have to infiltrate a merciless gang of bandits 205 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,720 and drag racers! 206 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,520 The leader of the gang is a man named Cisco. 207 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,320 HE LAUGHS 208 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,160 You will have to race him... 209 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,640 ..to the death! 210 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,160 To the death? 211 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,160 To the death! 212 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,400 To the death! OK! Fuckin' hell! 213 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:44,000 Featuring the muscular torso of Babatunde Warrington! 214 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,000 WOLF WHISTLE 215 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,760 With the acting debut of a very well-known hip-hop artist... 216 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,440 MONOTONE: Goddammit, I am angry, I am so fucking angry, 217 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,680 I've never been so angry before and I'm close to tears. 218 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,440 I'm in a blind fucking rage. 219 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:04,480 ..who will then release a tie-in musical single. 220 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,520 # Swerving lanes and drivin' fast 221 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,600 # Real brothers had to get this cash... # 222 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,040 Authentic stars! 223 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,920 Overly sexualised flag-waving! 224 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,600 Ooh! 225 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,440 And cars! 226 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,720 Lots and...and lots of cars! 227 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:27,000 Seriously, we have a fucking lot of cars in this film! 228 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:31,120 Oh, yes, and it's also in three dimensionals. 229 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,960 Aaargh! 230 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,200 So long, Cisco! 231 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,800 Faster Faster Angry Angry! 232 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,160 MUFFLED: Help me! 233 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,560 Control, we've found the Prime Minister. 234 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,200 Help! No sign of the suspects. 235 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,520 Help me! 236 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,280 What is it, Sarge? Do you think we should call the bomb squad? Sh! 237 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,560 Prime Minister, we will get you out of here. 238 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:18,400 I'm going to need you to stay very, very still, all right? 239 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:30,280 HE LAUGHS 240 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,880 Come on! Clap, clap, clap, shake. Go on, girl! 241 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,880 Look at the bunny! 242 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,520 # Can you do a split on the D? Hey! # 243 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,800 THEY LAUGH 244 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,440 Oi! Shut it! 245 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:47,840 Sort him out. 246 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,880 That bunny cracks me up! 247 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,640 Welcome back to Wake Up Now 248 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:03,440 on Channel 8701 with myself, William, and my wife... Funke! 249 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,640 Joining me now is James 250 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:09,000 from Brack-in-ell who, because of his own negligence, 251 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,040 has had his home repossessed. 252 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:14,840 What a shame my own lying, cheating bastard of a husband, William, 253 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,720 a most unsatisfactory lover, 254 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:20,160 cannot repossess his own self-worth and dignity! 255 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,400 HE LAUGHS 256 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,800 My trout-mouthed heathen of a spouse is wrong! 257 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,480 Because as fate would have rendered it, I have been fucking Sue 258 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,760 in the make-up department for a few weeks now! 259 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,200 And we are loving it. 260 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:37,440 She's tight in the popular region, polar opposite of Funke. 261 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:41,680 Correction, I am very tight. If my husband had some extra width 262 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,080 in the vital departments, he would not be left wanting! 263 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,200 Oh, is that James? 264 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,240 Hello, James, are you there? 265 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,280 H-hello, hello, William... William and Funke. 266 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,120 I'm here, I'm... 267 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,960 Oh, just tell us about your fiscal collapse. 268 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:03,400 OK, erm... I lost my home, I lost my girlfriend, I lost everything. 269 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,280 I don't even know what I'm going to do. 270 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,960 For starters, you can act like a man now! 271 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,520 But she's gone and I... I don't know if she's coming back. 272 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,240 I just don't know what I'm going to do! You need to find yourself 273 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,400 another babe, you disgrace of a man! 274 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:19,520 And when you find this other babe, you need to hold her by the hips... 275 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,880 Mmm. ..and tell her you love her and you can never let her go. 276 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,920 And that...you love her, 277 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,880 and she's the only one. 278 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,040 You've gotta be the man for her. 279 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,440 Kiss me, you sexy bastard! 280 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,160 I want to contain your plantain! 281 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,880 Ha, la-la-la-la, bam-bam, he-lam, tam-tam! 282 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,320 Come on! 283 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,000 What about my problem? BOTH: Fuck your problem! 284 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,520 I like peanut butter on my nipple! 285 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,360 Don't make me shoot yo' ass! 286 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,680 Oh, you don't know about no dope, huh? 287 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:28,200 Y-you're a bad motherfucker, Moses Mountree. 288 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,160 Oh! Amen to that! 289 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,560 # Midsomer Motherfuckin' Murders, nigga 290 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:37,400 # Black man in a white man's world Yeah! 291 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,200 # Driving cars, finding dope 292 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,880 # And killin' vicars With his .44 Magnum 293 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,720 # Don't fuck around with Moses Mountree 294 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:44,880 # He's the baddest... # 295 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,760 Thank you for coming today, everyone. 296 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,600 When I was asked to pay tribute to Nathan, 297 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,560 I thought long and hard about what I wanted to say about him. 298 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,040 But then I realised... 299 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,760 ..I didn't need to. 300 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:09,920 Because the best way to honour 301 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,360 this great and poetic man... 302 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,520 ..is to let his music speak for him. 303 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,600 So, let's hear from Nathan. 304 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,840 # I got some titties in my truck 305 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,880 # Titties for good luck 306 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,640 # Let me seem them titties 307 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,320 # Cos a brother wanna suck 308 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,640 # Sing it with me, nigga 309 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,560 # Fuck, shit, ho, pussy, drugs and guns 310 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,840 # Fuck-fuck-fuck, shit, ho, pussy, drugs and guns 311 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,040 # Fuck-fuck-fuck, shit, ho, pussy, drugs and guns 312 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,920 # Titty-titty bang-bang, titty-bang, titty 313 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,280 # Small titty, big titty, areola, nippy 314 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,280 # Titty-titty bang-bang, titty-bang, titty 315 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,080 # Small titty, big titty, areola, nippy 316 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,080 # Titty-titty bang-bang, titty-bang, titty 317 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,000 # Small titty, big titty, areola, nippy 318 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,040 # Titty-titty bang-bang, titty-bang, titty 319 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,960 # Small titty, big titty, areola, nippy. # 320 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,240 He really did love big tits.